OLD THREAD >>61246322
PASTEBIN http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
SIGN UP NOW interpals.net
Dubs.
>>61308970
7th for fuck Paul
/ded/
ok I'm going to do it
I'm going to make an account with a real face picture and everything
what is the goddamn hold up with our emails?
>I got a message from a qt
it's the Indonesians and Turks who like me most for some reason
So, anyone got any tips? Best talking to qt strategies? things to put in profile? opening lines, convo topics?
>>61309011
is this a reference to a porno?
>>61309022
me too. best of luck anon
>these shitty tumblr gif profiles
>>61309293
just bee urself. don't sperg out. aim high but realistic. put things like interests in travel, music, language in profile. have something you can show off to Demonstrate your Value to them- like show them a video of playing a song if you're a musician, but do not do this unsolicited. go watch Always sunny in philadelphia and emulate Dennis.
>>61309323
>>61309022
>implying you will get activation mail
Should I use my real first name?
post korean nudes
>>61309468
oh goddamn it
>Having an exciting talking about guitar, music and shieeett with qt
>Suddenly she replies with a simple "Cool."
FAST GUYS
WHAT DO I DO NOW
SEEMS THE TALKING IS DYING
>>61309022
post link
>>61309585
exclaim how today, as you went out and about doing whatever huezilians do for fun, you dropped your wallet and lost your monster condoms for your magnum dong. put emphasis and send picture of condom if message not clear.
>>61309293
Okay, first don't make your profile too long, that never works.
Just put enough so that people know who they are talking to (likes, hobbies, what you do for a living, plans for the future, things you want to do on Interpals aka '''learning languages'''' and '''''learning more about other cultures''''''), but not too much that you end up telling the story of your life.
And end with a joke and the pics of some cute animals.
That's it, try to smile in your pic if possible, or cover half your face with a scarf and show your bight, light green/blue eyes, that make you look mysterious.
That's it. And when you talk to qts use a lot of stereotypes and stuff you only read on /int/, it always works trust me.
For example ''are you german? I adooooore refugees, they are the best and cultural enrichment is the future of a better europe, I bet many syrians have been trying to flirt with you, I wonder what pick up lines in arabic have you heard the most''
That's it, try it.
>>61309834
thanks for the advice anon
>For example ''are you german? I adooooore refugees, they are the best and cultural enrichment is the future of a better europe, I bet many syrians have been trying to flirt with you, I wonder what pick up lines in arabic have you heard the most''
this made me cringe tho, do people really go for shit like this?
>if I visited you page leave me a message sometimes i am too shy to take initiative
dont like when qts do this 2bh
>>61303201
:-)
why do you even bother when korean guys run that site
>>61310393
Yep, you'd be surprised how well it works.
>>61310982
hmmm. got any ideas of what to message indonesians and turks? they are the only ones who want to talk to me apparently. german grill I messaged visited my profile and ignored me :-/
Does anyone uses the pastas?
Still waiting for that Dutch dude to post the video.
>>61311709
Do you have the pics from the Polish girl that he posted?
If you want, I have them.
Is this website useful for practicing language with qts or will I just get a bunch of dudes?
>>61311157
Well, just read something about Indonesia on the internet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_cuisine
Hey, are you a good cook? Because I'd really love to try your homemade aayam goreng when I visit next year, what do you think?
And to Turks:
Do you like Türk kahvesi? Because I really need someone to show me some good coffee places when I visit Istanbul at the end of the year, and you look pretty fun to hang out with :)
>>61310393
Literal autism
>>61311623
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is leaving the European Union. I am a single man with a comfortable EU citizenship but no one to share it with. I have a large Schengen Area where I can go without a visa but no one to go with.
If you're upset your Kingdom will not remain United and don't want to loose your EU rights, come and start a new life with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?
--
I assure you my dear girl that the MI5 is not listening. You can freely admit that the UK is collapsing all around you. Once you arrive in the European Union, you will realise that you would have been, in fact, poor for the rest of your life relative to the state of near-godhood we enjoy here in the Schengen Area.
Please do consider my offer as it is once in a lifetime and I hate to see such a beautiful angel as you waste away in that dreadful place known as the UK.
Best, Anon.
>>61311623
It was not my intention to sound anti-UK,
I'm sure you, having never experienced better, will consider the UK the pinnacle of human achievement.
Trust me, when you reach the shores of the European Union on the comfy Eurostar I shall arrange for your travel across the Channel, you will immediately notice the difference. The air feels richer, the birdsong is clearer and more melodious, and the people are tall and healthy and prosperous. Even a Brit like yourself will rise above the stunted masses of the UK with our special EU rights and privileges: you will be both physically and mentally aggrandized.
I promise you: this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer. Take a look at the rampant insecurity of the Brexit, the low sterling, the lack of unity, the injustice, the seclusion. Now think of my offer. Doesn't it just sound less stressful?
Best Wishes, Anon.
>>61310982
yeah honestly I've experienced this too
not in interpals but I was talking to a greek girl and I didn't know what the fuck to say so I just started talking about history and politics and how much turkey has sucked for its entire existence, and she was super in to the conversation and we were talking about agean sea military acces, the new prospective istanbul canal, the treaty of severes, byzantium, kosovo, turkey in the eu, etc. it was really fun just bashing turkey idk I don't even think I feel very anti turkey in reality though
alright so what the hell is the deal with the profile thumbnails?
nobody's gonna click my profile if there's no thumbnail. I mean, the image is uploaded and in the album "profile pictures" but somehow the thumbnail is the default clipart still.
Also still waiting on the conformation email.
>>61311770
Its pretty useful for language exchange with QT's if you aren't a autist.
If you don't believe me, I have a little bit under 50 messages of qt's from various countries that I haven't replied to yet. If you don't believe that I can screenshot my PC if you like. I haven't gotten around to messaging many people since I'm busy but it kinda sucks since some people are really interesting but I do not have the time to speak to them :(
>>61311886
Yeah, here another example, I just sent this.
You just need some creativity and try not to sound cheesy or rude, that's all.
>>61311955
I think you gotta manually set it.
>>61311623
Personally, I think pastas are stupid but that is just my opinion.
>>61311822
>>61311873
Have you used them?
>>61311955
Just wait 1 or 2 days.
>>61311769
Post 'em m8!
>>61312027
I think pastas are rude.
It's better to find something in common and go from this point to related topics that she seems to be interested in, or to share your interests.
I need some username inspiration
>>61312145
luvs2wank
>>61312105
SHIIIEEET.
>>61311623
Yeah sometimes for the lulz.
I've adapted the poorfag pasta to send to Venezuelans and I've got some quite funny reactions to it lmao
>>61309098
Turks are mad and not worth the hassle.
Anyone remember this saga?
>>61312145
t.albertobarbosa
>>61312145
Golddigger
>>61311623
>>61312142
Also, not all pastas are rude. Check the "most beautiful pasta" on the pastebin.
>>61312226
I have been on this general for a year but I have no idea about it.
>>61312198
Post the reactions and the pasta please
>>61312145
i was going to go with a book charcter as I sometimes to but it's a russian name and seeing as this is interpals that would just be weird
idk
>>61312226
Lmao yes I remember when that all went down.
>/culture pals/ will never be that good again
JUST
>>61309585
Always deploy
>>61310941
Koreans are too autistic to sustain a conversation. Girls like the idea of Korea. When confronted with the reality of it they're less keen.
>>61311822
>>61311873
Pastebin now brilliant. Also yeah I am totally trying to convince my Italian qt to marry me so I can have a passport worth the paper it's printed on and can emigrate to a slightly less shit part of the world than this one.
>>61311886
If in doubt take the piss out of Turkey. Maybe not for a first message but it's always fun to talk about the crazy arseholes on the site and compare the weirdest messages you've received.
>>61312000
God I hope I snare you with a fake
>>61312145
Fatunclesam
Do qt japs use this?
>>61312357
Some of them got really mad, a Kboo Venezuelan in special. This is the part 1 of the convo.
>>61312548
>qt
>japs
Hahahahahaha
>>61312563
kek funny how she thinks she's in a position to choose
>>61312563
/damixliang
Is that her?
>>61312300
It was probably the most drama we've ever had on here: a Brit posted about his experiences of going to Turkey to meet a qt he'd spoken to on ip and it was better than he could ever have expected. He stayed there for about a month and they went on a date to an aquarium which we all found kind of funny.
Went back for 2 months a while later and at the end they lit 2 candles together somewhere as a symbol and that and he proposed in a move that made one anon "believe in love all over again".
Anyways a short while after whilst they're engaged he posts a slightly obscured photo of her so we could judge and one anon from Netherlands (but currently in Italy if I remember correctly) claimed to recognise her and have her nudes, that she'd sent him in the last month. This poster had previously posted in the thread about how his qt kept going on about her bf and how sick of him she was, while still telling the Brit she was completely in love with him.
The two chatted and confirmed legitimacy of it and this lass was kicked to the kerb and promptly stomped on and bitched about by hundreds of angry anons, but the Brit never got his grandmother's ring back :(
It was proper gutting for the lad. He's posted a couple of times since that I've seen and seems to be over it to his credit but I think he gave up on this site as a result. Fair credit to him though, I'd have given up on people after that shit
>>61312447
Don't you have a grandparent born in Ireland? Every Brit who does is applying for the Irish nationality.
If you can prove you were in a relationship with your Italian for more than 2 years (with all your skype history, for example), you can apply with her for an Italian resident card. After a year, you should be able to ask the nationality.
I'm actually going back in UK for some time to try to get my permanent residence card. (I'm a UK resident since 2010).
>>61312621
>Current year
>You don't have yellow fever
Enjoy watching while Tyrone fucks your Turkish GF burgerbro
>>61312563
Other parts?
How can I get a QT into BDSM?
>>61312774
holy shit
>>61312563
I will never understand the fetishisation of Asians. Plenty of my qts have a weird British fetish and are visibly aroused by a bloody West Country/ Wales / Ulster hybrid accent which my uni friends think is hilarious. But at least British blokes aren't worldwide famous for being suicidal autists with micropenises incapable of showing emotion
>>61312894
How the FUCK can I get my profile picture to display?!
>>61312563
>>61312699
>>61312794
Part 2. She blocked me after that
>>61312724
Yes, it's "her". Have you messaged her? Honestly it's probably a troll but it's weird since the account is pretty old.
>>61312793
Enjoy having argelians messaging asians.
And all asians probably have more than 200 messages per day.
>>61312774
MY GOD I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THOTS WERE AN AMERICAN PHENOMENON
>>61312919
>>61312919
>MY ASS IS FULL OF HOT SHIT DRIPPING
>>61312941
Really? I have a similar website to this where I get messages unsolicited from 2-3 Jap qts a day. Fuck this noise m8
>>61312774
Fucking really? Screenshots?
>>61312793
>Yellow fever
>Any year
Enjoy barely getting replies since they can smell your yellow fever from miles away while I'm getting tons of replies on the daily(including from East Asia) and I don't even reply first :^)
>>61312919
Can we get the full logs please? This looks hilarious.
>>61312776
Merci for the info Ngolo. 2 of my grandparents are full blooded Irish but were born in the UK unfortunately. My Dad can apply for Irish citizenship but no one else in my immediate family can.
>>61312793
Asians are pleb tier. You'll grow out of it once you realise how awful they are.
Anyone remember that Swiss Italian with yellow fever and the 3/10 Taiwanese he cheated on with her best friend who he forced to put chopsticks up her arse?
>>61312919
my sides.
>>61312919
>My ass is full of hot shit dripping
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>>61312909
Visit my profile: /scrumpy-jack and I'll see if your picture shows up on your thumbnail for other users. (I promise not to post you in thread)
>>61312919
This can't be real holy fuck my sides
>>61312774
Fugging kek, I've always heard about the Britcuck but I didn't knew the whole story, this is fugging hilarious and sad at the same time for the Britcuck.
>>61313190
>(I promise not to post you in the thread)
>>61313086
That's all I have, some other people on the /cp/ Discord chat have messaged her as well and also got some pretty ebin replies.
>>61313211
Message the poorfag pasta to >>61312724 if you want to check that by yourself.
>>61313244
He will not post for real man, the Cornish is an old lad from the general.
>>61313190
Nah, lad, I'm too paranoid. But seriously, I changed my profile pic to a recently uploaded one and it's just been displaying the default clipart for the last 2 days or so. I've even contacted Interpal support but have gotten nothing.
By the way, your pics are good. How many people contact you a day? And do you use a script?
>>61313244
He never did.
>>61313028
I don't have any :(
If you want more funny drama though this was hilarious
Another thing that has faded into memory was Thomas and the Libyan girl. Right in the middle of all the happenings this Belgian guy posted a thread asking if it was safe to move to Libya as he wanted to move to be with a girl he'd met on this site called "interpals". He was not aware of the threads here but bizarrely she was and when he was redirected here there was a massive shitstorm with the two having a full on argument since they'd been talking like 2 months, and it ended with her basically doxxing him in thread. For like 2 weeks after all the thread OPs were the dude's face shopped onto Thomas the Tank.
I've been here too long. >>61313304 this kid knows
>>61313465
MY SIDES
>>61313465
>that was my first message
holy fuck hahahaha
Hey pals, i'm getting on interpals soon. What should I do to make my profile interesting? I can say i'm good looking but I don't want to seem boring
>>61313465
Oh, never been aware that you were the Cornish anon
>>61313640
put a subtle natsoc quote in it
>>61313640
Post a nice pic of you doing something cool or sporty or with a dog in it. If your pictures are conversation starters in themselves you're halfway there. The first picture I posted was me drunk in a box being thrown around a room. It provokes interest.
Also limit your shit. No one reads ridiculously long profiles, specially not in their second or third language. Mention you can help people learn Italian though, they won't necessarily be interested but it gives you a good pretext to message Italyboos
Met a cute polish girl on there, she wants me to move to Europe kek
CHALLENGE: find the ultimate pleb (I messaged her. It wasn't a joke)
The world is about to end.
Korean girl who created her profile 7 days ago, still doesn't have wall comments or photo comments.
>>61313285
Go home VinRAR. Salute Henk for me.
Also this is why I dumped the Slovak. I don't need that shit
>>61313917
Kek. I would have thought Korean girls were safe. Isn't the whole k-pop drama thing mostly a phenomenon with lasses and gays?
>>61313848
are you serious lad? i didn't even know they made more than two of those
>talking with this girl on whatsapp every waking hour of every day for 2 months
Wtf am I doing she's halfway across the world from me
>>61314044
Deploy.
>>61313984
what? that's just adorable
>>61313465
my fucking sides in orbit
remember anons there is always someone sperging out and less smooth than you with women, unless you're this guy
>>61314104
New to this general what does deploy mean?
>>61314180
not a thing unique to /cp/
he meant join the army.
right? could be wrong
>>61314180
>>61313984
>korean girls
>safe
They're the most bombarded with messages from guys with yellow fever.
There was a meme here from a american that commented in every asian girl "nice photo".
>>61314191
>>61314202
Oh well I'm probably going to be moving to Germany for studies and she's Polish, we're already super into each other
Is it worth making a new intro message custom tailored to every qt I try to talk to or should I just copy and paste one and edit in small details about them from their profile? And how long should it be? Right now the message I'm using is a simple "hi, I'm using interpals to study foreign languages and meet friends" thing, then I list a couple of my hobbies and explain each one in a sentence or two, and end with a generic "let's be friends!".
>>61314253
best of luck anon, powodzenia
>>61313966
k m8 I did it
>>61314367
the absolute madman
>Create profile
>Next day over 100 people check my profile
>Some even message me
>A few qt's and a few guys (not interested in)
>Anxiety kicks in
>DELETE ACCOUNT
Don't worry, I'm safe now :)
(ffs end me now I'm still feeling terrible)
>>61314129
This was legit 2pm and she was ringing me and messaging me on everything I had. I'm barely even awake 2pm if I can help it. It's just exhausting. I met up with her a couple of times and it just felt dishonest because she was all over me and I was nowhere near as into her as she were I.
>>61314216
Yup
>>61313984
>Also this is why I dumped the Slovak. I don't need that shit
toppest of keks
>>61314324
>Is it worth making a new intro message custom tailored to every qt I try to talk to or should I just copy and paste one and edit in small details about them from their profile?
copy-pasting could work if you do it well, but it's usually better to write a more personal message, at least from my experience
>>61314324
Nah that's shit fåm. Send something that'll make her laugh, don't want to bore her to tears before she's even started responding. Just write a single line making fun of or saying something interesting about her profile. That said all of the people I've stayed closest to have been people who messaged me first.
>>61314417
Go create your new account.
I stopped having anxiety at least on interpals.
>>61314417
How many messages from Thais have you got?
Pic related.
And that a normal feel taking in consideration you're a Finn.
>>61314428
holy shit she looks like yoona
>>61314528
First thing is always block thailand
>>61314367
Literally crying right now. That's the friendliest thing I have seen Henk say about me. I miss /cp/ already.
>>61314417
>finns
Get out there you autistic mongoloid
in your guys' experience, which European country has the best girls?
Poland/Czech Republic for me so far. I loves me some conservative racist girls
>>61314498
>That said all of the people I've stayed closest to have been people who messaged me first.
Same here, with like one exception where I messaged a grill first and we've been friends for a few years now. I'm an autist though, so I can't keep a conversation going on my own. It just doesn't work. The grill has to be at least somewhat interested, which they usually are when they are the ones who message me first.
>>61314572
you were being OK the last few days but you just fugged completely by insisting for a title like a tard desu
>>61314620
I'm a notorious Spainboo but my Italian and German qts are my favourite at the moment. My German because she's so sweet and my Italian because oh my God I permaboner even thinking about her because she's fucking gorgeous.
Also not on interpals but up at uni I had a thing going with a bisexual Polish punk chick and my God she was crazy. Best sex I'll probably ever have.
>>61314498
It's hard because I'm looking for qts from a specific country, there aren't many of them, and a lot of them don't have much content on their profiles to pick out. I'm trying to aim for girls from one country because only half the reason I'm doing this is looking for qts; I'm also actually interested in practicing their language. Do I get any points for messaging a qt fluently in her native language?
>>61314565
I joined in like 2010 or 2011 and I've never been messaged by a thai.
feels_goodman.jpg
So, any success stories? Any of you develop actually meaningful relationships out of this shit?
>>61314593
Still mad about your country going to shit?
>>61314766
>Do I get any points for messaging a qt fluently in her native language?
Theoretically, yes. One of the best grills I've talked to actually messaged me and corrected an error I had on my profile, which at that time was in her native language. Then we started talking, and now we're sending birthday gifts and stuff to each other :3
>>61314703
It wasnt that you mong, I pushed him on purpose, didn't think he would actually do it. Well I can't do much now, I will come back tho. He can't get rid of me.
>>61314800
Yes there were a few. A few guys even had got their qts pregnant desu.
>>61314766
What country? You'll revert back to American though, that's fine, I do it all the time - there's no consistency at all with what language I speak.
>>61314817
Oh absolutely.
>>61314863
Damn I'd love to knock mine up DESU
am i mentally retarded? i have uploaded photo but cannot set profile. is it because email has not come?
>>61314863
This isn't even made up shit, there are people on interpals who actually got married.
>>61315005
Shits completely fucked
>>61314941
Japan, so none of the girls actually speak English well enough to hold a conversation. I'm pretty confident in my own Japanese skills too, so assuming I find someone it'd almost certainly be easier to just do everything in Japanese except for when they want to practice English.
>>61315007
I have never heard about marriage on the /cp/ threads though. The max I've seen here was the Sven anon from Sweden who was deciding if he should try to bring his pregnant Venezuelan to move to Sweden.
>>61314941
Well then I feel sorry for you and hope everything goes alright
>>61315028
does not work at all?
damn, i hear all these good things about this place after it goes to hell.
>>61315085
>The max I've seen here was the Sven anon from Sweden who was deciding if he should try to bring his pregnant Venezuelan to move to Sweden.
Didn't she lie to him?
>>61315085
The Malay who went in Lithuania should be married now.
So any good tips for cutting down on travel costs?
Would be about 900km between us if I end up moving to Germany. That shit would get expensive fast
>>61315064
Weeb
>>61315134
I remember that there was a girl who lied about being pregnant but afair the anon was British, though I am not sure.
>>61315144
Yeah, I forgot about this one.
>>61315166
Somehow become an exchange student in germany
>>61315115
We're fucked lad. The whole south west and Wales is utterly doomed. Ironically the only people who'll profit from the decision are the people who voted against it: Scots and perhaps Londoners.
>>61315189
There was a Sven whose lass had a miscarriage in suspiciously convenient circumstances. Can't remember a Brit
>>61315271
Marry me and move to a cottage in Lapland with me where we can cuddle and drink tea
>>61315241
I'm planning on that already, but she's not German.
Is RyanAir my best option guys? Could I purchase a year DeutschBahn pass or something like that?
>>61315324
Finns aren't my type. Sorry. Also Yorkshire is too cold for me, Lapland would kill me
>>61315389
Do Ryanair fly transatlantic? I always thought they were just euro like Easyjet. Your best bet is probably to fake your own death and go live in Germany off the life insurance payout
>>61315467
Sorry I meant to say that I WILL be moving to Germany and staying with family. The girl though lives in Poland 900km away from where I'll be living in Germany
>>61315467
Ryanair doesnt do transatlantic :(
>>61315424
France already said that (after the EU sanctions) the agreements about the free circulation of persons between us would get back to how things are today, so nothing will really change if you want to move and work in France later on.
>polish qt viewed my profile
Oh fuck. I hadn't set it up or written anything yet.
>>61314528
>>61314527
Definetly the first thing I'll do is block Thailand and Indonesia. Feels like taking a bullet to your nut when you see one of those hijab wearing poo in the loos
>>61309834
underrated post
>>61316054
waaaaaayyyyyyy better looking than i was expecting. as suspected /int/'s just a bunch of normies roleplaying
>>61316125
selection effect. the uggos were to ashamed of themselves to share photos
>>61316054
>tfw with so many of you fags on there you've probably messaged my GF before
Weird feeling, gonna tell her to delete it ASAP
>>61316054
>there are females on this board
>there are females in my country on this board
>there might be other posters from my state on this board
oh fuck
>>61316054
>>61316511
>as i keep scrolling, i see there is a photo of a woman and is listed in my city
i'm out, friends. it was good
reminder: you will get banned if you post nudes. the mods and janitors take this very seriously
>>61316511
That's not even the full list, and there used to be couples of femanons posting here regularly.
Girl I've been talking to for a while now told me she made the account to troll sandniggers
So happy, just my type <3
>>61316596
JUST
>>61316596
Like who?
>>61316674
There used to be 2 femanons that were regularly active here only on your country Leafbro, Rachel and Ena. I think neither of them has visited the threads in a long time though.
>>61316674
Do you remember that one black chick from San Antonio who was obsessed with Germany and Russia? She used to post a lot but her account is inactive now. She really had a hard on for white guys
>>61316054
>tfw not on the list
Are you here, argiebro? did you ever get your email? we talked at the end of the preivous /cp/ gen
>>61316743
I remember both of them being underated and sluts, yes.
>>61316751
No, was she fat?
>>61316857
Thick or chubby, not 'fat'.
>>61316857
she was ugly in my opinion but holy fuck she would get something like 500 messages all the time. She also seemed pretty obnoxious as well.
>>61316782
If you're a newfag of course you wouldn't be there, this list must be 1 year+ old. Boris and Guenter were the ones who used to updated it and they havent done so since about the middle of last year.
>>61316857
Meant underaged
>>61316920
Nah, I don't remember any black users.
>>61316942
I joined 5-6 years ago
>>61315913
>Scarf meme
>>61316978
He probably meant to /cp/ itself rather than the site.
>>61317217
p-praise allah! ha ha
>>61316054
>still on the list
>>61317566
j-jawbrah?
>don't know if I actually look good or it's just ego-bias
>will not post pic here
how to solve this dillema
>>61317600
Nah, haven't seen that faggot in ages.
can other people see your bookmarks? i want to save qt candidates in secret
>>61317618
Post the amount of replies you get on interpals. It will show a strong correlation with attractiveness at the very least. It wont prove it thought but at least suggest you are.
>>61317639
I haven't been on here for long but I seriously doubt that he gets 300 msgs on the daily. That fucker may be attractive by that would mean he literally gets thousands of messages on a week
>>61316956
>underage girl sluts on 4chan
mmm yes
holy shit actually I'm suddenly reminded about how I found out this place existed, all those years ago
In the 7th grade I think, a friend who was a girl and extremely attractive, sort of a hipstery type told me this was her favorite website, didn't think too much about it then but looking back now like holy shit if some cute luluco-looking 13 year old girl posted here now I would go crazy for her
>>61317775
>attractive
The dude looks like legit dogshit with his female chin and childlike complexion.
And from what I've seen the girls messaging him are at least 1 to 2 points lower than him in terms of looks. If the he and the girls would've been fairly "matched", that would've been a whole other story.
>you play card games anon?
>yeah, solitaire
>you play a lot?
>yeah
>ooh, are you a solitaire master?
what the fuck does she want from me? to admit i spend all my time alone?
>'do not message me with just "hi, how r u" put some effort in'
>rest of profile is blank
>>61317860
Ahh I see, I guess they are just uggos with a hard on for nordic dudes then?
>>61317948
Something along those lines. I remember him posting screenshots of his inbox and it being full of messages from Chinks and girls from dogshit South American countries.
Back in the day I attracted loads of Eastern Europeans for some reason.
>tfw watching a movie and thinking of a qt I like
Why is 13 available in the search but when I try to search it is corrects to 16?
>>61317733
ANSWER MY QUESTION NERDS
>>61317989
Hahaha I see. For me, I have gotten a good mix of people of my profile save for middle easterners, mostly Asians and Europeans. I highly suspect my luck with Europeans has been solely with looking somewhat Asian as nearly every European girl who has messaged me was a koreaboo. It's to the point where even some Asians think I'm Asian lel.
>tfw use pictures that hide my asymmetrical ass jaw
Welp
>>61318133
No I do not think so. I have bookmarked a friend a long time ago and she's never brought it up. She would as she constantly messages me to the point of obsession. Don't quote me on it though.
>>61317775
>Post the amount of replies you get on interpals.
How the hell am I supposed to do that if I can't set a fucking profile pic properly
>>61317733
They don't get any notifications about bookmarks
>>61317775
>Post the amount of replies you get on interpals. It will show a strong correlation with attractiveness at the very least. It wont prove it thought but at least suggest you are.
not accurate if you are not white or korean
>>61318195
shit nigga I don't know, screenshot it? It doesn't show your profile pic when you click on the messages tab and don't enter conversions. Just blur out your name on the right hand corner.
>>61318228
True. Let's face it though, most of /cp/ is white so this rule holds.
>>61318243
No, man I mean the website is fucked and even though I've set a profile pic the thumbnail doesn't show up and everyone else who's new is having the same issue evidently
who's interesting in clicking on someone without a profile pic?
oh I know actually, a fat ginger american man evidently.
why did God make me ugly /cp/
>>61318328
Haha I get ya now. Do you use any dating apps/tinder/ just fuck around with girls in general? If you have just post some convos from different girls and just blur out anything that reveals your identity.
Idk man I'm just here to solve your dilemma.
>>61315064
weeb
>>61318376
So you can be a good starter e-boyfriend for low self-esteem SEAmonkeys.
>>61318385
omegle+kik shamefully enough
I don't want to talk about that though, bad times for some particular reasons
>>61318376
could've been worse m8
>>61318423
Nah fuck this just gonna swallow lead
>>61318447
Alright man. Well you just gotta look through that on your own and decide if you are attractive. If girls say in general that you are then I guess its safe to say that you look good man.
>>61318376
How ugly are you? I am assuming you are just below average. I feel like if you put an effort into attaining a good physique, caring for your skin and getting a good haircut goes a long way in improving your looks, especially the hair and skin part.
Plz reply.
>>61318131
>>61318473
You are pretty on the inside, but please don't spray it all over the walls.
>>61318131
Anyone below 16 is unable to be searched by older people. They randomly appear in the search but that's just the algorithm. I do believe they actually stop you from messaging first as well.
>>61318555
Everything is fine other than my jaw and teeth. 6'2, very decent body. But I've got like a jaw deformity and it grew weirdly, so it curves to the right side quite a bit. It makes me look "goofy" is the only way I can describe it. Everyone I know says its in my head but they're all fucking lying
>>61318620
Hmm pretty sensible. I just feel like warning some people who could get hurt on this site.
>>61318131
>>61318576
Because I guess you can only chat with 13 to 15 year olds if you're 17 or younger.
>>61318620
>by older people
what defines "older"?
it's not the fucking 18 wall is it?
I'm 18 and if I want to talk to 14-15s that should be fine.
>>61318657
i always thought the rule was half your age plus seven is okay to go for.
18/2=9, 9+7= 16 is the lowest you should go.
>5 hours of thread
>thread not dead with over 200 replies
This is almost as good as back in the /cp/ golden age.
>>61318697
>tfw 8 year olds have to hook up with 11 year olds
>>61318697
that rule is gay and I don't think it's the algorithm interpals uses either
My Korean qt called me cute! Fuck I love this site
>>61318643
Go get a Lefort III + BSSO. Rhinoplasty if needed.
>>61318748
must feel great after being called an ogre all your life
>>61318657
Yup 18. 17 and below can message first and possible search for younger people. I guess to cover their own asses since its a US based site.
>>61318643
Have you considered getting braces? In addition to fixing teeth, it helps improve your jawline (At least its helped me in that respect). I can't tell you how bad your jaw truly looks without seeing it, for all we really know it might be in your head.
It's not the end m8, just scarf meme your jaw and bam replies from qts. Or do asymmetric shots. I know it doesn't help with your deformity irl but that the very least you can score some qts and feel loved.
>>61318785
Is this something I could get done with European healthcare? I've heard they're quite stingy about these kinds of surgeries
>>61318862
I think if you can prove it's causing a mental disorder because of how you look then they will cover it.
Does anyone have information on the the owners of Interpals? Also strange there isn't a Wikipedia article for Interpals.
>>61318939
Okay then I'll beat up some refugees and say the jaw made me do it
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>>61318949
http://interpalsnews.blogspot.com.br/2014/03/blog-post_7666.html
Here's some info
>>61318975
fucking finally
i am americanon conversed with argie earlier. i finally got mine like six fucking hours later
>>61318970
I think you could prove it even now. You're depressed and on top of that have a distorted perception of how everyone sees you and it affects how you even function in society. Let them know that. Good luck.
>>61319009
Thanks man, it's good to hear there's a solution for this agony
/friendlyoldman
>>61312919
>my ass is full of hot shit dripping
nigga wat
>>61319047
His username says it all, he's just a friendly old man.
Not as qt as /garmo though.
>>61319004
Thanks. That's not too bad not sure why this Chink is so butt blasted.
>>61319047
My profile is sort of long but it's like 90% jokes.
Several qts have messaged me and told me it was the funniest profile they had seen.
But I feel like the length is a bit much. Should I cut down on the music and shit? That's basically just me naming my favorite bands, no jokes there and there are a good number of them
>>61311157
Um, just try to have a regular conversation. It would also help if you tried to learn a little bit about their country.
If I post my brofile, would you guys rate me? help me with my profile or report me?
I feel quite confident to post my face as I just lost 160 pounds since last year. But I'm afraid you lads are gonna report my profile then lose the 1 qt that suggested skype with me.
>>61319389
/int/ is one of the nicer boards
i can't positively speak for everyone but i won't report and will be honest
>>61319389
Get the skype first just to be sure.
>>61319313
I get the same comments about mine been the funniest too. I keep the bulk of it in the about section and let them know everything else on the profile is optional and at the most limit music to about 15-20 bands but then just select ones to give a rough view of my music taste.
>>61319389
holy crap, you lost more than one of me. nice work anon
>>61319421
bullying girls and posting their nudes isn't nice in any way
>>61319451
you fool nobody, janitors do not allow nudes
>>61311960
What countries? Just be careful, anon. For all you know, you could be talking to some dude trying to trick you into coming to his country so he can harvest your organs
>>61319445
you japanese or gaijin?
