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>>61285837
乙
>>61285837
乙
画像一瞬おっさんかとおもった
>>61285837
乙
Anything new in Japan/Japanese politics?
>>61285837
コイした男は私をサケるイカせ下手なの魚女、マグロ女とタコ殴りされ〜涙の潮が吹くわ
>>61285991
Japanese House of Councillors election, 2016 will be held in July 10th 2016.
hello Peru
where are you
オービスにとられたぁ!
通知きたら一発免停?
教えてください!
光ったのか
>>61286229
スピード違反やめなさいね
>>61286229
やたら飛ばすからですよ
点数の残数による
>>61286229
何キロオーバーだったん?
>>61286229
通知が来たら出頭し金払って受講受ければおkらしい
この通知ってのが、遅くて半年後くらいに来るらしい
まさに生殺し
http://matome.naver.jp/odai/2142070948411193801
オービスって一発免停になる速度で光るっていわれてるから、、
頻繁に光ったらめんどくさいでしょ。
>>61286359
嫁が破水したんだから仕方ないだろ
>>61286121
>>61286832
赤ちゃんは大丈夫だった?
最初に覚える言葉は"メンテー"だな
>>61286832
地元なら位置くらい覚えてるだろうに
Sorry for sucking at japanese
教えるのが好きだから
Does this mean, "I'm gonna tell you I like you and that's why..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B85NoyjAko
>>61287301
I mean, it might not be the right flag but that's more like "I like teaching"
>>61287301
"Because I like teaching"
>>61287364
>>61287436
Shieet I was way off. Thanks.
>>61286435
オービスにとられる=30キロオーバー
スピード違反と破水はワンセットの話なんだよ。
まあ本当かもしれないけど。
大体白バイに捕まって、でも様子を知ったおまわりさんが、
逆に先導を始めてくれる、というストーリー展開になっている。
>>61287328
Suicide for IN
>>61287454
"I'm gonna tell you I like you and that's why..."
Heh you thought a jpnz qt3.14 confessed to you in moon runes and were already getting all flustered didn't you
スコットランドとロンドンがEUで、
ロンドン以外のイングランドが非EUな。
了解
自動車専用道路か高速道路ならオービスに取られてもオーバー39キロ以下なら3点で済むから、免停はないよ。
Dad about to knock my door down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
事故らずにオービス光らせただけで済んだと思おう。
後は無事に元気な赤ちゃんが生まれますように!
>>61288204
Luis
You need help
YOU ARE NOT WELL
Hi guys, I'm gonna be annoying and ask if any of you can help translate a Mike Love song I listened to for the first time today. It's called 'Sumahama" and there are a few verses in Japanese:
Sumahama
Soko wa koi suru hitotachi ga
Te ni te o totte aruita
Kireino shiroi hama
Itsu itsu, mama, Sumahama ni
Itsu mata iku no
Sugita ai o sagashi ni iku
Umi no kanata, Sumahama
Sumahama
Aki ni ki no haga chiru yo ni
Sabishiku kanashii koi no uta
Sumahama no umi kara
Any translations are much appreciated!
>>61287815
もう何が何だか
>>61288204
Jesus christ just open the door and rethink your life
>>61287508
なるほど、ググってみて勉強になりました。
ありがとう。
>>61288342
>suma
pretty sure it's sunahama
>>61288204
>if you don't open this door, i'm going to gain access to your room via the window by taking the door off its hinges
I'm drunk
>>61288204
ffs this gets intense
If it's real I feel so sorry for you and your family
>>61288617
me too.
What are you drinking now?
>>61286832
産婦人科の駐車場で産んだ友人がいるよ
急いだが、間に合わなかったそうだ
>>61288204
>Your Peruvian dad speaks British English
hmmm...
>>61288644
Beer and chu-hi
I need tsumami
>>61288204
Is overwatch really that good that Lois is now a shut-in NEET? I haven't played it yet.
>>61288794
I need tsumami, too.
I need atarime.
>>61288794
「つまみ」を「津波」を間違えるところだった。
I almost mistook tsumani for tsunami.
>>61289013
>「津波」を
*「津波」と
>>61288898
>atarime
SHIBUI
Cheese-kamaboko is gift from heaven
>>61288342
My English poor.
Sumahama (スマハマ) [Sumahama]
soko wa koi suru hitotachi ga (そこは恋をするひとたちが) [There is people that there is in love]
Te ni te o totte aruita (手に手をとって歩いた) [walked together hand in hand]
Kireina shiroi hama (きれいな白い浜) [The beautiful white beach]
Itsu itsu,mama,Sumahama ni (いつ、いつ、ママ、スマハマに) [when, when, mom, Sumahama]
Itsu mata iku no (いつまた行くの) [When do I go again ]
Sugita ai o sagashi ni iku (過ぎた愛を探しに行く) [I go to look for past love]
Umi no kanata, Sumahama (海の彼方、スマハマ) [distance of the sea, Sumahama]
Sumahama (スマハマ)
aki ni ko no ha ga chiru yo ni (秋に木の葉が散るように) [so that a leaf is scattered in autumn]
Sabishiku,kanashii koi no uta (さびしく悲しい恋の歌) [song of love sad lonelily]
Sumahama no umi kara… (スマハマの海から) [from the sea, Sumahama]
>>61289177
Cheese-kamaboko.....oh...heaven.....God..
>>61288204
>mfw no Japanese replied to this post
This clearly shows that the ability of listening to English of Japanese people in this thread is really SUCK
I don't like beer actually, but my father loves it and his dream is to drink beer with his only son
I think he looks happy tonight
>>61289498
>implying someone want to hear Peru’s voice
すっくりした
>>61289498
Yeah, you are right.
I'm not only weak at speaking English, but also listening to.
>>61289670
おはよう
>>61289711
こんばんは
>>61289670
オナニーですか
あ、オカズは何だったか言わなくていいです
had you ever thought about killing yourself?
>>61289764
オナニーはまだだよ
おかずは探し中
>>61289670
すっくり?
すっきり?びっくり?ゆっくり?
>>61289498
That's peru's. I feel lazy to click it.
>>61289829
すっきりのミス
すまん
>>61289798
yes ofc
and you?
>>61289821
>>61289821
寝るけど最後に一言だけ
歴史は一次史料を基にやるもんだよ
>>61288204
I remember my parents and I went through pretty much like this. (´・ω・｀)
>>61289910
ヤメロ
夢に出てきたらどうすんだ
>>61289498
I can understand only "Luis" was not good, desu.
>>61289918
ということは小説ではないね
納得
お休み
>>61289910
結構です
元彼氏を思い出すときは気持ち悪くてオルガズムが台無しになっちゃう
>kombucha
>it's not made from kombu
>>61289798
Your mum wants you alive for sure.
Your dad doesn't want you to live like you do now.
>>61289821
オカズが見つかっても言わなくていいぞ
フリじゃないぞ
>>61290019
>mugicha
>is not tea
>>61290027
興味なさ過ぎるお前はつまらないよ
>>61289918
sleep well, anon
>>61289798
It's probably time for you to accept the fact that you won't be able to become a person you want to be... but you can still be a better person and your family will be proud of it.
>>61290068
このスレホモネタ多すぎるよ
純粋な僕には耐えられませんよ
>>61289938
Were you a hikikomori? Are you better now, rui-san?
>>61290124
いつも足りないように思うのに
japan
Are you interested in talking with Japanese nice guy on Skype?
>>61290175
これ以上増やす気か
ここだけ/int/の中の/lgbt/の飛び地になってしまうよ
>>61290216
Will this nice guy show his chinpo?
>>61289866
いえいえ。
とっくり、そっくり、さっくり、しっくり
「っくり」って探せば色々あるね。ごめん酔ってる。
>>61289984
もちろん一次史料とは二日市療養所の診療記録のことだ
おやすみ
>>61290206
I'm a pen
>>61290292
>一言だけ
自分の約束したこと守れよ
>>61290139
I had major mental issues twice in my life.
The first one was when I was studying for the entrance job. And the second was when I got ill from work. I spent a lot of time in my bedroom and it caused lots of trouble to my parents.
>>61290387
*entrance exam
>>61290255
Talking is equivalent to showing their chipo in US?
まあ少しづつ話を進めていけばよい。
日本の赤十字関係の業界は確か元731の関係か何かだ。
医療業界ってのは軍事とわりと密接で、
米軍の不用品下ろし先として日本の医療業界がある。
だからそもそも単なる危険施設として扱われてはいないはずだ。
でも民間のイメージってのは極端だから。
>>61290387
Do you feel better now?
I hope so
>>61290124
this, I suggest that we should post more yuri.
>>61290460
Well you said skype so I figured you would be showing something
>>61289266
Thank you very much my friend!! I appreciate this a lot. Have a nice day!
>>61289498
It's actually pretty old but I posted it on /pol/ and got a lot of replies
>>>/pol/78687118
if I become a ghost after killing myself I will hunt all the popular posters of the japanese thread
I promise
>>61290489
I don't know. I've lost lots of things which I can never recover. But I don't have to feel ashamed about myself as much as I did back then.
>>61290523
Yuri is also gay
I need cute girls but not yuri
>>61290597
Can ghosts commit suicide too? I don't think you could handle seeing me fucking Cindy
>>61290549
you gaijins generally use a camera when you talk with someone on Skype?
酔っちゃった…
>>61290597
Is that what you want to do for the rest of your afterlife?
>>61290739
Isn't skype for video chats?
>>61290758
女の子?
札幌でセックスしよ
>>61290683
He said popular posters.
>>61290787
I heard it for the first time
For me it is used for just talking with someone
>>61290551
So everyone fell for an old bait.
>>61290597
>killing myself
Before that, eat delicious food, cuddle cute animals, read interesting books
Then, think it again whether you should kill yourself or not
>>61290823
You're the only here who doesn't like me
>>61290597
You can come celebrate midsummer with me next year when you're a ghost
>>61290890
I didn't. He's posted it before
>>61290792
男、滋賀
変なこと言って大変申し訳ありません
Are you interested in talking with Japanese nice guy on Skype?
I'm sorry I cant show you my crazy uncircumcised penis, though
Call my number: nijiuramanko
>>61290956
Of course I love you. I just thought Germans were generally hated for causing Brexit.
前スレ読んだけど外人、ホモ、反日って役満じゃねえかwww
>>61290990
琵琶湖で魚釣りでもしてろよ、お前
>>61291061
briIIiant
>>61291084
急にこの対応ww
はあ……
>>61290990
>滋賀
昔、栗東と長浜に住んどったわ
>>61290977
Yeah you are rather fallen for asses.
>>61290597
You just can't decide what you want to do for life right now and you don't have to.
The next thing you should do is talking to your parents.
It's much much easier than killing yourself.
>>61291174
今はどこにいるのさ
>>61291134
どうやら優しくされたいみたいだ
Please respond
>>61291187
>>61291187
>>61291187
>>61291187
>>61291259
優しくされたくないやつとかいるのか
思春期か
>>61291235
今じゃすっかり東京ボーイですわ
>>61291288
なんでこのタイミングでホモネタなんです?
>>61288204
Why are you crying like a teenager? Or actually a teenager?
>>61291443
ヒュー
>>61290597
Please feel free to give me a wank at home every night
>>61291391
おやすみ!
>>61290597
When I took 4 sleeping tablets at once with vodka, I shaved off all my head and my pubic hair in my bedroom. I have no idea how I did it.
君たちが大好き
Do Japanese men have hairy backs?
>>61291675
ウ○コに見えた
いい加減酔っ払っている
おやすみ
>>61291723
そーか良かった
>>61290597
You go and see your parents.
Say that you are sorry even if you don't really mean it.
Ask them what kind of help they think you need.
Don't talk back. Just listen and tell them that you need more time to think about it.
>>61291288
We do love gay culture. gay music in general has been in fashion. have you ever heard of inmu and gachimuchi? they're hella swell if you ask me.
>>61291826
I've seen only one at the gym I go to
>>61291880
do you call him aniki?
>>61291922
I'm not really into cubs and bears.
>>61291723
>>61291826
I rarely see men who have hair around chest, but I hardly ever see the back hairy guys.
do Japanese women have hairy vaginas?
what do the japanese think about suiciders?
When will you all learn not to talk to peru. No matter how seriously you respond to him he will never even reply to you. He comes here to talk to himself
>>61292300
There are so many of them all the time.
We got too used to think about them.
>>61292410
then why does he post here not to his notebook?
>>61292410
石川県は大東亜聖戦大碑もたってる日本の保守のお膝元だよ
反日の大分にでも転勤願いを出したらいいんじゃない
>>61292410
今夜はちょっと弱ってるっぽい
I just matched with a girl that looks like Yukako
>>61292410
if you mention his Shanghai crush he always replies
>tfw no one contacted to me on skype
>>61292931
I'm sorry. I would but I don't know if you're one of the mean Japanese people here. I can't risk it
>>61292070
what video is this from?
>>61292410
when will the namefags and japanese posters learn not to talk to rilaposters?
there's your answer
>>61293084
Some TV programme. I don't know if it's on Youtube
ぞい子を妊娠させたいし責任を取りたくないし
>>61293180
I tried image searching, no luck
>>61292977
at least I have never been mean to you sensei
>>61293201
It's from a quiz show called Sekai Fushigi Hakken.
They visited Holland when they had a new king.
http://www.tbs.co.jp/f-hakken/bknm/20130504/p_2.html
>>61292977
>mean Japanese
...because I said Wentz is ugly?
>>61292746
九州って自民王国って呼ばれてるじゃん
保守派じゃないの?
>>61288204
your dads a fucking faggot dude
>>61293433
how so?
>>61293403
I don't know. But if you said that, that's ok. I forgive you.
>>61293494
I wasn't apologizing though.
>>61293417
大分の教育界はちがうらしい
修学旅行を韓国にしたり地元民をやたら韓国旅行に行かせたがったり
日教組が強いみたい
ペルーは日本の関係する国なんだけど(大統領が日系)
それを知らない外国の人達が「おめー何しに来たんだよ」って囲んで、グレた。
そこに日本人の"外国(欧米)好きでーす"みたいな奴が便乗した。
という俺の解釈は10%くらい合ってると思うけど。
>>61293557
>you need to say sorry to be forgiven
JAPANESE """""""CULTURE""""""""
sasuga land of the rising apology
>>61293557
I forgive you anyway
>>61293660
ナニ笑っとんねん
>>61293699
僕何も悪い事してないよ…(´・ω・｀)
>>61293594
関係ないけどフジモリの娘って宮里藍に似てるよね
沖縄の血筋かも
>>61292410
I dont reply back fast because Im always busy so I prefer to post a comment then wait for the responses
>>61293809
ウエンツをUglyといったのを許してあげます
>>61293962
>ウエンツをUglyといった
何が悪いのか分かりません(´・ω・｀)
>>61293820
ああキンタロー似の。
かもね。
宮里藍≒フジモリ娘
フジモリ娘≒キンタロー
∴宮里藍=キンタロー ?
>>61294022
ウエンツをUglyといったのが悪いです
人語が通じない方ですか
>>61293183
>>61294030
どんな三段論法だw
>>61293893
>we are not worth of your (You)
>>61294070
本当のことも言えない世の中なんて…(´・ω・｀)
>>61294264
Wentz is beautiful. There's not much I wouldn't do just to sniff his underwear
>>61294264
いいたいこともいえないこんな世の中じゃポイズン
>>61294140
>we are just a bunch of (KISAMA)
>>61294354
Go have Lasik
>>61294366
ポイズンの詩は、反町作って知ってたか?
>>61294417
Is it covered by hoken
>>61294489
知らんかった
けっこういい詩書くじゃん
才能あるんだな
If you're not gay or a straight woman though your opinion shouldn't count
>>61294515
No. Don't talk like Romanians in the UK.
>>61294608
Well I won't do it unless it's cheap.
>>61294602
>gay or a straight woman
their opinions never count for anything
>>61294708
Sorry but any being that doesn't understand how beautiful men are has something wrong with it.
>>61294666
Don't do that even if it's cheap.
No one knows its long term effects.
Lasik doctors almost always wear glasses.
>>61294608
>Romanians in the UK
i think you mean chinese in japan
>>61294708
except matsuko deluxe's
>>61294766
I would actually do it. I don't want anyone cutting into my eyeball. And apparently it fucks up your night vision sometimes and makes you see flashes.
>>61294786
>chinese in japan
I hate them
>>61294786
>matsuko deluxe
I hate her
>>61294799
You already know about Lasik.
I actually made an appointment but I got freaked out and cancelled it.
>>61294907
Yeah my dad almost got it too
手書きは大変だね、初めての日本語手書き文書だと思う、もう二度とこんな手紙書きたくないねw
前の手伝ってくれた人達がまだいれば、重ねて礼を言う!
>>61294608
lol what does that mean
>>61294960
When I'm older, I will probably have to get my eye lenses replaced with artificial ones for a cataract.
It will be fully covered by hoken so I just wait till then.
Besides, people say I look better with glasses on anyway.
>>61295025
もう書き終わったの?
おつかれさま
>>61295085
You never understand
You don't have universal health care
>>61295102
That's terrifying. Why do our genes have to be shit?
Can you imagine waking up, opening your eyes and instantly being able to see?
It's crazy
>>61295175
But why Romanians
Goodness this gas. It's like I ate a corpse it smells so bad.
>>61295142
そうよ、書き終わった、長くないようにした、でも手書きの字を読めない恐れはあるね
>>61295216
My mum had it and she was surprised to see clearly all the wrinkles on her face.
Maybe our genes are programmed to better cope with severe realities.
>>61295293
Rotten cum
>>61295243
It was a joke. I'm sorry.
>>61295392
I haven't tasted cum in like 10 months
>>61295369
I'd take seeing my wrinkles over being blind
>>61295432
What do you know about knowing you are getting old? You are only 27.
>>61295503
You don't know how old I am
>>61295548
Yeah...I took a shot. You sound 27 anyway.
>>61295661
Why?
>>61295422
It's okay, I'm not offended. Do Romanians have a reputation, good or bad, in Japan? I figured they went unnoticed.
ﾎﾞｨﾌﾟｼ
>>61295503
he is under age
>>61295705
They don't have any reputation.
We don't even know where it's located.
>>61295750
No I'm not liar
>>61295750
That is you when you travelled Japan.
>>61295857
lol no I was adult
how can a kid travel alone in Japan?
>>61295703
27 is good age, don't you think?
>>61295914
19 is minor in Japan
>>61295976
No lol
So are you 27?
>>61296034
Maybe
>>61296091
I'm gonna just double that and say you are 54
>>61296034
So how old is best for you then?
Wentz is 30.
>>61296153
Age doesn't matter as long as he has a nice dick and isn't fat
>>61296029
On 4chan Underage is >18
>>61296138
>54
Okay. This is Japan. You should unconditionally respect me solely because I'm older.
>>61296207
But you were a minor on the Japanese soil.
I hope you didn't drink and fuck our girl.
It's illegal.
>>61296233
黙ってろくそボケたジジイ
>>61296204
you should really add nijiuramanko on 4chan
he's a really nice guy and definitely not creepy. He loves you and wants to fill your mouth with his cum
>>61296204
Does that apply to yourself too?
You are happy as long as you are slim and your cock is fat?
My balls smell during the night.
>>61296286
I did.
>>61296361
じじいじゃないもん(´・ω・｀)
>>61296029
Why is that? Japanese are much more independent than westerners from an early age. Can you guys get emancipated from an early age like we can?
>>61296453
Did you successfully fuck or failed to keep your dick hard?
>>61296536
>much more independent
Which Japan are you referring to?
>>61296361
My, my, you surely don't know how to respect elders, huh?
>>61296375
No thanks
>>61296391
No. I guess I am actually way more picky than I let on. I just want to seem like I am not shallow but I am.
why are the nipps so polite on this thread
I'm going to bed finally.
>>61296616
You're not? Don't kids walk the streets and take trains by themselves since childhood?
>>61296575
He's french so chances are his dick signaled a retreat
>>61296681
Because they're talking to themselves. Anybody slightly different, even other nips, are considered horrible """""""humans""""""" who should be executed or leave
>>61296756
And you needed to say that before going to bed.
good night.
