[DIY, it's easy as a 3.14 Edition]
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old bread:
>>61064415
>>61064415
>>61151982
First for Russian qts
7th for fuck Paul
>>61151982
Is the script working again?
How are central asians in your experience?
>>61154830
Qtcrawler is still updated.
There's a throttling branch you can try which aims to circumvent the throttling in the "amount of possible views in a given time" on IP.
a swedish girl message me, should I check my privilige before typing her?
ded?
ehhh I miss NEETing and wasting time on ip and cp threads, too bad it's so ded
>>61158245
Most people are still sleeping
post nudes
Why is the site such a piece of shit? I mean it's been broken for months and every day something new breaks. I swear this is scaring the qts away.
>>61149820
only 3 days I think
I always dreamt of being a Nazi Officer raping Jewish Women in a Concentration Camp,its my sexual Fantasy
>>61160044
Who hasn't? [spoiler]Except in my dream I save Anne Frank and we make passionate love to each other[/spoiler]
>>61151982
How did you put /'s in your filename?
anyone getting bad gateway at interpals?
Yep, got one yesterday as well
>>61160224
I use [alt gr] + [/] in my keyboard.
Pic related have two other ways to do it.
The combined long solidus works coupled with [space], with space used before or after the special character.
The full-width works with every keyboard in the language setting that gives you the choice between half and full width. Alternatively, you can add the choice to use full-width to your current keyboard.
>>61161719
Thanks!
I don't get it, is Interpals ded or is it working again?
WE BACK
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>>61161719
Install WinCompose, it's great for those characters
Bump chumps
>tfw no qt to have sweaty sex with
>>61164465
>ein Hans
>not being able to get a girl
are you that ugly or just dumb?
>>61164543
I guess dumb. Sooner or later I piss off every grill to the point where they block or ignore me. I just can't play along with womens bullshit tbqh
>check social media of my old qts
>like half old them got a bf now and are probably getting plowed even right now
>>61164669
kek, can you give me an example of how you piss them?
>>61164776
>grill sends pics asking how she looks
>tell her she looks fat and like she has down-syndrome
>gets mad as fuck even though it was just a joke
I don't even know anymore, I just can't deal with women. Most want to be little princesses in one way or another and I call them out on their shit.
>>61165053
kek, I appreciate your honesty hans
>wanna learn french
>get messaged by Koreans and Belorussians instread
>>61165053
top kek
>>61165266
>Belarusian girls are the top qts.
I want to create a page, but I'm too shy. Fuck, how do I get all those fat ass neck-beards murricans with fedoras? (It's my fetish)
I also can't create a page without using memes.
does any one have a fresh list of /cp/ usernames?
I've gotten the phone numbers of 4 bitches using my fake. Should I stop my revenge there or go for nudes?
Why the fuck this shitty page do not work - I can't get activation mail since yesterday.
>>61165745
>revenge
story time?
>>61165814
Just some generally awful people I've encountered on IP.
>>61165368
Yea they are cute but their English is bad and they keep talking about London. Koreans have better English so the conversations are easier, also 2 have asked if i could "guide them" when they come to London this summer already.
Do i have to use a fake or not?
>>61165796
Try to ask again for the email.
Search on the spam folder, could be there
>>61165974
I have one fake and one real.
The fake one I always use if I want to check their profiles again.
>tfw your qt gets a degree and wont be a poorfag
we are going to make it bruhs
>>61166037
I've asked for it again few times already, and gave it a night to come to inbox - still nothing.
>>61166237
Try to create another account, but this time use a different email.
>>61166435
I will try that
Daily reminder that all girls on IP are sad virgins with some type of deformity/mental illness you don't know about
>>61166844
I like that. Jk
But seriously, I just want to find a girl, since that I can't find anyone here in Portugal.
>>61166844
just like me
>>61166844
Please don't break my moment. I already found a lot of visually descent/beautiful grills
>>61166844
>tfw the best qt I've ever met told me she was abused and groped by her relatives
>>61167202
Was she shy?
>>61167338
A little bit, perhaps. Hard to say.
>>61165745
What can you do with a phone number?
>>61167202
I've had a penpal from Argentina for about a year now, no deformity. I talk about my girlfriend to her and she gives me advice.
>Scared of people online and offline
>Good looking
>Can't talk for shit
I dream of going back there but I got traumas from talking to people and going too deep into conversation. I just can't win
>>61170017
keep trying my friend. you'll know it's your qt when conversation is very natural and organic. my qt sent the first message too, so it could happen to you as well
>Spanish nationalist weeaboo messaged me first and is taking initiative to carry on the conversation
wew
>>61170221
I hope this happens. Thanks
>>61170762
I mean, interpals is full of bored girls looking for interesting conversation. Just be interesting, is it really that hard?
>>61170910
I guess I could pretend to be interesting. But pretending is all I have ever done, so I know it never leads to anything good
>>61169802
I've talked to some nice grills as well, I mean like we're friends or whatever, we send letters, postcards, souvenirs and shit to each other. It's great when you check the mailbox and there's a cute letter/postcard in it :3
Some of them are helping me practice their language as well, and one in particular since she can't speak english.
>>61171011
For future reference, when you talk to a woman (especially your future girlfriend), It's better they know your flaws. Your flaws can be interesting too.
Now when you're looking for a qt on interpals (or a girlfriend), look for one with a similar pattern of behavior. If she exclusively likes rock music and depressing movies, you might have a lot in common for example.
>>61170910
>Just be interesting, is it really that hard?
It is.
t. legit assburger
>>61171255
It started with language for me, but I genuinely have a lot in common with her. Truth be told I prefer her to my girlfriend but I know a relationship can never ever happen because I'm not in the business of rescuing qts from 3rd world countries.
>wake up
>no messages
;_;
>>61171383
It's pretty much the same with me, I have a gf but I really like that abused grill I mentioned earlier. Don't think there will ever be anything between us though, but... there's something about her that makes me warm inside.
How the fuck do you delete photos on IP?
Why the fuck is it so fucked up now?
TOO MANY QTS AT THE SAME TIME AAHHHHHHH
>>61173399
You can remove the photos in the same place you add them in your profile.
IP uses different servers. Sometimes, the one that hosts most of the pics is down, so you can't see all the pics.
IP is not really reliable, but it's the best in its kind. You can always try to get their skype, line, viber, kakao or whatever other method if you still want to talk to them when it's down.
>>61165904
if you are looking for good people on IP you have your work cut out for you. There is deff way more crazy fucked up people than good.
Holy shit are we back??? Cornish lad here, been a while
>>61171430
Hello, let me cheer you up, bro.
>>61173567
i know this feeling. but it sucks how fast it depreciates. i always go from highs to lows. feels bard mon
>>61160165
Calm it Jeff
>>61170367
Gib profile I need to add to my collection
Guys if you keep this thread bumped until tonight I'll dump my interpals folder in here for some nostalgia bants :3
>>61176600
I'll not let the thread die lad
>tfw this 28 year old korean living in some english village in bumfuck nowhere keeps viewing me
>>61176812
there is this one russian girl who always fucking views me. i even sent her a message, because her and i had many similiar interests, but she never responsed. still to this day she lurks on my profile though. i just dont fucking understand man
>>61157138
anyone?
http://imgur.com/a/RjHSs
Some polish girl, if someone wants the vid of her masturbating etc, I will upload it.
>>61177039
based sanders
>>61177039
Send
>>61157138
They can be really crazy especially Kazakh girls though they are really beautiful.
I am conflicted about making a profile, seems like a lot of work when I could just get my /int/ fun from shitposting
>>61176994
Never talked with someone from there.
Is it fucked since tuesday?normally my profile gets views when im online but now it seems frozen for 3 days.
>>61178210
Get a new picture.
My profile is in the same situation as yours. And I need too to get a new pic.
>girl messages me saying that I'm really cute
>she doesn't have a photo of herself
>whatdo.jpg
>>61179034
Ask to see picture of her
>>61178305
>>61178305
But my pic is from march and i had a shitload of views last week when i went through all the qts that were online.
Guys I think the referendum has ruined my chances with my qt
She is Romanian. I have been talking to her for months but today this fucking shit happened. This is why I don't talk fucking politics with my qts.
>>61180733
why did you do this
why
>>61180733
Haha this is what I missed about these threads
>>61179860
Mine is from March too, girls want to see something different.
>>61180733
I literally laughed out loud.
Nope still can't do it. I know I like qties as much as the next man, but I am weak
>>61180733
>that point system
>>61165605
The list doesn't get updated since August/December 2015
>>61176812
That would be me
>Unexpected error occurred.
Wtf interpals? Can't change my photo, and also can't verify my new account.
>>61180733
Jesus you autists
>>61180733
>professional self toucher ;)
>>61181809
You still can't do what?
Right commencing dump - there's a mix of people being dumb shits and generic op images
1/51 starting with haikupals
Please provide some entertainment and commentary as I do so, I miss these threads, they were so cosy
>>61177039
Do you have the vid?
>>61188006
Still remember this guy.
Does he still have the account?
>>61188006
Laziest oc ever. Pretty sure someone just stuck logo over /fit/
>>61188101
I hope we didn't scare him off. I'm not sure if the guy in thread was legit or not in the end but it was hilarious while it lasted.
>>61188154
Meant to reply to
>>61188063
I feel like scarfpals is pretty damn old now
pick up lines are cancer irl and online,specially online
>>61188204
Some of the pics are pretty generic. But there are some brilliant ones in the mix I promise
>>61188250
Trying to pick up girls online is pretty cancerous already lad, using dumb as lines on them is just part of fun
>>61188265
>>61188331
>>61188006
This guy was so funny
>>61188250
If you use pick up lines in Portugal irl and she didn't liked it, you can be 1 year in jail. Not kidding.
just got messaged by this Thai living in my city, looks like she had tit and arse surgery, also her skin is white like snow and her face looks plastic
Yet she is the most beautiful women I have ever seen on this site. I CANT fuck this up, she looks like a model I NEED her
>>61188391
based ronaldos
>>61188391
Seriously? I'm going on year abroad your way and lasses were told that you're pretty relentless
>>61188404
you're going to fuck this up, anon
>>61188404
If she messaged you and she's in your city I'd be fucking impressed if you fucked up. Plus she's thai so she's basically bottom of pile for anyone not in your city so easy pickings lad. Do post a pic / profile tho
Do all Italian girls only talk about love or is that just the one I'm talking to?
I have lots of Johnno pics. Has he been heard from lately? The era of him and Vini was probably my favourite so far.
>tfw no longer a meme
dont know if its good or bad kek
>>61188454
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/womens-blog/2016/feb/25/portugal-has-made-street-harassment-a-why-hasnt-the-uk
Only article that I found in english.
>>61188665
wannabe white eyes/10
>>61188639
My Italian qt talks a lot about football. I wish she'd talk about love a bit more since she is absolutely stunning and I fancy the pants off her
>>61188665
I would put my penis in her butthole if you know what I mean
>>61188665
Way too much makeup, probably ugly as fuck without it.
>>61188733
Good luck enforcing that.
>>61188650
>germonneet reporting in
who are you?
>>61188665
idk man, this is your fucking call, i don't know if you're going to get the validation you want on something as subjective as physical attraction. you think she's hot, then go for it.
Really old one thisun. I might go to bed in a bit lads. I'll pick up where I left off some other time I'm sure
>>61188970
Are you having a bad day?
>>61188688
Are you cara de bebé? I wish I'd screenshotted that
>>61188665
just no
t. asian qt expert
>>61189106
>>61189106
You wot lad?
>>61189224
how long are you here?
Damn this is an old one
>>61189072
nah, though i guess i can see why you would think that. perhaps i phrased i aggresively but that's just how i look at it t b h f a m
>>61189187
why not?
>>61189263
Longer than that pic. Least I don't have to post it now. I've been here on and off about 3 years
>>61189312
>>61189382
ok but you dont know me as "germon-neet"?
have been here maybe 1 year ago
>>61189367
1. she's thai
2. all that plastic/makeup
I mean, go for it if you want, but that's way too much plastic for my taste
Lol wat
>>61189367
go meet her if you want, maybe it's easy sex.
she must be a weak and insecure little person to pile on so much money to her exterior.
>>61189343
I didn't think it seemed aggressive so much as melancholic. Go have a cup of tea
>>61189425
I remember Germoneet. I'm Cornish Brit/Scrumpy if either of those mean anything to you. I just got a wee bit confused - for some reason the post you quoted originally didn't register as mine so I got no (You) and had a minor moment. Anyway. How's it hanging lad? Still a neet? Any qts to report?
>>61189486
My assessment would be shag the tits off her as many times as you can but don't go for anything serious unless you want to wake up next to a dog with her make up wiped off and your balls in a jar after a minor argument
>>61189486
Plastic asians are best asian tho
K-POP
Baneposting in /cp/ was a nice mix
>>61189669
Not my cup of tea, but sure
post korean nudes
Right last one tonight lads I fancy a wee kip. I love this comic, so many old jokes
>>61189637
actually p. good right now, had a good talk with the qt and am in high spirits. any melancholy was accidental. also, i don't drink tea, so nice try faggot
>>61189637
>How's it hanging lad?
qt-game got boring very fast for me and for several weeks i only hung out here at /cp/ because of the lads.
but around end of last year it got really quiet around here with even some hours completely lacking a thread because no-one opened a new one.
dont know where everyone went - only know vini wanted to carry on with his studies and shit but everyone else - dont know..
>Still a neet?
of course. NEET-life is BEST-life
>Any qts to report?
only minor-qts
how are you doin?
do you still have contact to any oldfags?
>>61189878
sleep tight
>>61189936
>>61189878
kek
This site gave me.. mixed feelings
>tfw met qt
>fugged without condom
>felt great
>messages me couple days later
>she missed her period
>thought for ages she was pregnant
>got the test
>she wasnt
>forgot to mention it to me until recently
>>61190088
are you the lad that fugged the slag he didnt even know very well at this festival?
>>61190258
nah
>>61189608
Kek
>>61189608
Wouldn't mind sucking on that desu
>>61190499
figo sup.
are you the one with the prof-dad?
>dm qt to try and start a conversation
>say "what instruments do you play"?
>never get a response
>>61190634
Nope
how do you lads achieve to get nudes? I can manage to have a good discussion but I can't get lewd without feeling very ashamed with myself
>>61190712
I've got the same "response" from a german girl
>tfw this guy viewed me a while back
You niggas got any stories of fucking or meeting girls on here?
Im about to go fuck a tourist in a few days
>>61190814
my qt and i have gotten lewd a lot but it's pretty much a fact i won't be getting her nudes, as she thinks its a dumb thing to do on principle. so it really just depends on the girl and your relationship with her. but you'll probably know it's time if she's down to get absolutely L E W D. case by case thing though
>tfw you have a fetish for canadian girls
>>61191158
why is this a bad thing?
explain yourself
>>61180733
that #savagery
>>61191303
Most of them are frrnch and i fucking hate france and the french for no particular reason
>>61188688
Sergio?
>>61190998
Met two grills from IP, none of which I was interested in, but agreed to meet with anyway because I was studying abroad and figured why not
First one was really annoying and kept asking to meet me for a long time. When I finally agreed, she suggested that we go to a museum, which was fine with me since I like history. When I arrived, she was already there, and she had a friend with her. They were talking to each other in their language all the time and barely said a word to me. When we left, she insisted to pay my bus ticket. Don't know if she felt bad for me or what that was all about. We never talked to each other again.
Second girl, we met on new years eve. She was in town with one of her friends and asked if I wanted to join, so I said yes. We went to eat and watched fireworks, so it wasn't that bad. As with the other girls, these two also mostly talked to each other, and while I could understand parts of it, it wasn't enough for me to actually participate in their conversation. Still, pretty funny and we're still friends although we don't talk much these days.
>>61188639
Mine talks about Rome all the time (thats where she lives)
Mine is fucking beautiful but I wish shed talk about love to me ;-;
>>61191433
>tfw the country you like for no particular reason dislikes yours for no particular reason
>>61191525
Thats pretty interesting mane.
That first one must have sucked to experience tho mane
>>61191525
What language was it?
hey i will visit France next week, is it safe there? any niggers or terrorists? any tips? should i learn arab or nigerian language? thanks.
>>61191611
Im sorry mate. We can be friends though :)
>>61157138
I dated a Kyrgyz girl while I lived over there. Obviously can't speak for the entire population, but the girl I was with was great. Fun, but also smart and career-oriented.
I was given nasty looks by lots of Kyrgyz men whenever we were together in public though. Also, Kyrgyz marriage practices are notoriously weird. Not too sure about Kazakhs, Tajiks and Uzbeks though.
>>61191737
>That first one must have sucked to experience tho mane
She was really weird, yeah...
>>61191787
I'd rather not say, don't want to end up on those lists that people here used to make.
>>61191797
>nigerian language
Kek, you're speaking it right now, bud.
>>61190998
Interpals have gotten me some international pussy, yes.
>2 Poles
>1 Italian
>1 Finn
>1 Dutch
>2 Swedes
So it barely counts.
>1 Lithuanian gf
The gf later turned out to have borderline personality disorder, but it was cool while it lasted.
>>61193376
INFP-bra?
>>61193376
>The gf later turned out to have borderline personality disorder
How is that a bad thing?
>>61192181
Did the men justlook or actually say/do something?
(Was with a hijab girl in Melbourne and we got looks but no bombings)
>>61193435
I don't man, hysterical fits followed by inconsolable crying, going cold at the drop off a hat, suicide threats, shaming and guilt tripping in order to get control, paranoid accusations, a whole legion of orbiters in the background and whatnot, not fun.
Up until her I'd thought that a woman throwing your shit out the window was something that just happened in films.
The pussy was great though, and her family was good to me.
>>61193603
Also met her on culture pals
>>61193435
Not him but borderline isn't very nice at all
Its been 2 days and nobody wants to talk to me. I use script, I get views, but nobody messages back. how are you all getting messages from qts on your own, getting gfs, and all that?
I'm not white and 18 so maybe its that combination that makes it hard to get people to talk to me. I really don't think I'm that ugly and I picked a nice picture and say nice things on my profile.
whats the best things to put on your profile to get ppl to talk to you?
also - what are some good opening messages??
>>61196521
Try to message them first.
>>61196521
>I'm not white
well...
are you a nigger or latino/asian?
>>61196912
>pakistani
do you state that anywhere on youre profile?
with being a shitskin you really need to have a VERY good profile, some cool pictures and VERY good openers when writing initial messages to grills.
what cunts grills are you hunting?
Why she's so best girl?
https://www.interpals.net/EarthAphrodite
>>61193660
I don't know why but i would like to try it.
>>61197056
>turks
roaches are really fucked up.
they probably think you are a roach too and f-roaches never answer m-roaches.
did you try scripting asian cunts?
what i did - back in the days when i was around IP - list grills of a cunt in a specific age, with picture and sort by last online.
then i check out the whole list and open every single profile i find interesting as a background tab.
when i have up to maybe 100 tabs opened - i check them out. one after another.
when their pics and profile are not as great as i thought i close the tab - and at least i left a visit on their profile.
but when i like what i see, i think up a neat opener and send it.
when you are 100% sure youre profile is high-quality and your pictures are very good then i guess its only about going for the masses.
>>61197098
If you want a girl to suck your dick like it's her last meal on death row, then BPD is right up your alley. Just be cautious, don't go catch feelings, and trust me, it is incredibly hard not to.
>>61197263
this is about what I do. I guess I just have to wait longer, it's a numbers game innit. I'm very obviously not turkish, turks respond most of the time actually but all the qt ones I've found are dumb as shit
>>61197328
>but all the qt ones I've found are dumb as shit
well....
thats maybe the biggest problems of all.
but thats the cruel reality.
hoes are (mostly) not for discussion politics, physics, philosophy etc.
i had a harem of up to 5 very hot grills that were extremely intelligent and fascinating to chat/skype with. but i needed hundreds of hours to find them.
(never scripted though)
>>61197487
>i had a harem of up to 5 very hot grills that were extremely intelligent and fascinating to chat/skype with. but i needed hundreds of hours to find them.
this is my goal eventually. if it's possible I will work for it
>>61197551
>if it's possible I will work for it
godspeed shitskin-bro.
were all gonna make it!
does smiling in ur profile help
>>61197744
not like a maniac, but slightly is good.
I tried this and just got women who barely spoke English asking me if I was retired. There was one polish girl that was beautiful but she blew me off. I think I'm just too damn broken from past relationships right now. Plus it's not like I'll ever see them anyway. Do you guys travel to go see them?
>>61188101
Yeah I did this one tbqh, just picked something out of random
>>61189637
And this is the best OC ever
>>61188963
>Pic related
Do you still chat with Interpals qts?
((the Badenserin doesn't count))
>>61187934
I like Pierre's OCs desu, he's the only creating some new content
>>61198938
VINI
sup man
Strange question: How can I find a qt that likes animu but isn't a fucking weaboo?
>>61199159
Not much senpai, what about you? also >tfw the johnno /cp/ era was almost an entire year ago
Btw we have a Discord chat where a few of the /cp/ guys are active if you're interested
>>61199464
You can't.
People who like anime but aren't weebs don't fucking tell anyone that they like anime.
>>61199719
I watch too many animu, It would be hard for me to talk about "normal things".
But I don't really care about japan, korea nor learning their languages.
I don't know what to do
>>61199679
>Not much senpai, what about you?
too. also:
>>61189936
>also >tfw the johnno /cp/ era was almost an entire year ago
really feels like yesterday
>Btw we have a Discord chat where a few of the /cp/ guys are active if you're interested
obviously. would be great
>>61200029
Johnno era ranged from August to December 2015, it was 4 months full of quality shitposting desu.
Also here's the invite link to the Discord chat:
https://discord.gg/b4xxwsC
What do you think about Moroccan qt grills on IP?
Do they even exist?
Are they as bad (in the negatif way) as Moroccan men?
Tell me your experiences with them
(btw I'm not asking this for me, I don't want them, I just want to know how foreigners on IP find them)
>>61200769
thx.
going to join tomorrow or this weekend at least.
have to head to sleep now.
has been a long night but finally the BREXIT happens.
see you vini.
see you rest of /cp/
>>61201185
Never talked to them.
>>61201224
Good night lad
>>61201185
Shit conversation and a lot don't have pics
Tunsians are super qt. Too bad they won't reply
>>61201333
>Never talked to them.
aww
>>61201528
>Shit conversation
aww
>and a lot don't have pics
oh so not like on tinder where the majority put their pictures whether they're fat or ugly or beautiful/cute
but i mean even on tinder there are girls that dont put their pictures but there are a lot others more that do
