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>>60971603
First for Sweden
It's a nice picture.
What is that pillar of light?
>>60971691
Kyoto Sky Tree
>>60971613
Egregiously abhorrent get
yawn
>>60971777
What's wrong ,lad?
>>60971798
just tired, it's getting late and I'm a tiny bit tipsy
Still I wouldn't want to miss spending my evening with you guys
Neat.
>>60971603
that fucking temple
chink everywhere
>>60971691
that's Kiyomizu-dera
>>60971833
>Still I wouldn't want to miss spending my evening with you guys
Arigato gozaimasu
>>60971925
Ta gueule enculé
I'm asleep
>>60972061
Tu viens d'apprendre une insulte fils de pute?
>>60971925
You should have come japan a few decades ago.
There are Chinese everywhere in Japan now.
日本ぼいフレンドはどこですか
>>60972252
いない
>>60972234
O god yes!
Talk dirty to me. It'll make my dick harder and your anus wider
Nihonjinjyanai is still sleeping. He enjoyed Saturday night.
>>60972426
I bet is bum is sore
>>60972462
*his bum
>>60972426
On the one hand I'm happy, that he's having a good time on the other I'm jealous since he isn't my little bitch at the moment
>>60971691
Kyoto Tower
>>60972237
Kyoto was the only place I noticed this problem
>>60972694
everyone knows njj is gay
Let's watch dragon ball super
>>60972694
>he doesn't want to destroy Nihonjinjyanai's bottom
Faggot
>>60972237
when I was in japan and visited some typical sight seeing stuff the noisiest people were always the koreans or chinese.
you could see that all japanese visitors were really mannered of course and even the white piggus, but the koreans and chinese always yelled in their phones like monkeys
>>60972722
>>60972736
If he has a cute sister, I wanna fuck her.
We homosexuals make the best tourists
>>60972887
using white ideas to judge others
just fuck off white
レア
>>60972717
I don't think so.
There are many Chinese at Tokyo as well.
>>60972964
No. They spread HIV
gay thread ?
>>60973398
Noooo
>>60973073
How do tourists spread HIV?
>>60973521
seks
つうか日本語で喋らないカスはここから出てけや
目障りやねん消えろや
>weebism is spreading
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36560792
暴れ出す日本人
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAPMZpaJRg0
>>60973853
Pretty good video t b h
ベイブレードを懐かしみましょう
>>60973665
荒らしかもしれないが同意
>>60973876
I went on youtube to watch snake feeding after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2LyOW3bj8
>>60973935
They can't post that
>>60973964
who cares
a lot of weirdos post their snake feeding shit on youtube and nobody gives a fuck
>>60974089
I was meme:ing
>>60973665
>やねん
関西人も消えろ
>>60973708
You should work at a weeb shop desu.
>>60974154
nice bait
veggie is cute
DBS was interesting
>>60973886
このブレードは俺の分身
>>60973665
彼はこれによって何を意味したか?
What did he mean by this?
>>60973665
日本人や日本語をしゃべれる人が常にいるわけじゃないからね。
もし日本語しゃべれない人が書き込まなくなったら日本語スレは継続できないと思うよ。
なんカス民fapしてろ
ヨーロッパ人はみんな寝たのかな。
It'll be rain all day today.
I go to buy cola and chicken to the supermarket today.
>>60975079
>It'll be raining all day today.
>I'll go buy cola and chicken at the supermarket today.
7/10 Nice effort.
>>60974786
He is saying
>"Get out of here, assholes who don't speak Japanese.
>you guys are annoying, so fuck off"
>>60975036
週末で仕事がないから徹夜出来るよ
>>60971603
You can die while suffering if you make a dive from here.
>>60975079
it's sunny over here though
what prefecture do you live in?
>>60975079
I like rain. It makes you feel comfy.
>>60975203
There is only cabbage
Wow. Just wow.
One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.
She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.
About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.
She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.
The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.
Should I be feeling bad right now?
>>60975444
I like rain too.but It's not comfortable.
Watch this for a few seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LuiQomrdGA&t=36s
now watch this for a few seconds
http://www.tube8.com/asian/thai-girl-hunter-4/1794381/
wtf
>>60975720
The guys at 36 seconds in did a porno
子供を産んだ女の人は臭いで赤ちゃんを区別できるらしい
嗅覚って面白いよ
子供のころ友達の家を訪れると家のにおいと友達のにおいが一致したのにいつも驚いた
>>60975938
それは動物だけじゃないか
>>60975938
I heard such a thing for the first time.
>>60976141
ノー
人間にもできる
>>60976158
>>60976141
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3691966
>>60976158
>>60976141
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6836038
Maybe it's not well known or it's been undermined since but this is apparently quite an old idea.
>>60976245
women are fucking monsters
>>60975511
She was weird but your reaction to her babbling was even weirder.
You deserve each other.
Stop asking for HR advices on 4chan.
>>60976332
Lol I think it's pretty cool desu
i should go to bed...
>>60976332
I've also heard this is common to all humans. Being able to distinguish by smell blood relatives. But only women can do it an hour after giving birth lol
For the rest of us probably it takes years of living with them, at which point it's not so surprising.
>>60976474
Oyasuminasai
>>60976493
Tbh I can't smell much beside stuff like parfum, food, fart.
I probably won't be able to "smell" the relativeness of somebody
It seems that he said "日本語の喋れねーボケは地蔵になってろ"
What do Japanese people think of the British?
Do you see us as the same as Americans?
I'll be going to Kyoto in three days, I'm really nervous.
>>60976645
>Do you see us as the same as Americans?
Don't flatter yourself
>>60976645
It doesnt matter. as long as youre white, japanese people will always think youre american
>>60976653
It wasn't flattery. Americans are the niggers of the white race.
>>60976676
Well I should be thankful that I'm confident enough to separate fact from fiction.
>>60976653
What's flattering? Americans are fucking subhumans.
攻撃は抜群だ!
>>60976735
Lol don't the french eat snails?
Know what else eats snails?
>>60976645
Japanese people can't tell all foreigners from Americans.
>>60976834
Ah that's ok. I can't tell Japanese apart from Chinese or Koreans. I guess it works both ways
We love Americans better than Euros.
>>60976806
You got nothing on me little chink you eat dogs cats dophins, whale and octopus
>>60975376
I live in kyoto.
Cute poster = Thai Brit
>>60976806
Shut your mouth cunt. Only Brits are allowed to insult the French and vice versa
seems working extra hours is pretty common in japan
in my case I never ever forced any of my workers to work extra hours
for me employees working extra hours means my team was not efficient during the normal work hours.
my orders, directions where wrong, failed
>>60976875
Unfortunately, those are similar...
>>60976902
>dophins, whale and octopus
There's literally nothing wrong with this tbqh.
>>60976958
this
>>60976957
>unfortunately
I hold the same sentiment on Americans, my fellow imperial
>>60976902
> you eat dogs
we don't eat dogs unlike Chinese.
by the way, He (A刈神) is a gay american who lives in Japan.
>>60976806
Are you american or just an ameriboo?
>>60976902
>octopus
I want to try takoyaki so bad.
>>60977058
gay korean american
he's still a chink
Is there a kanji for faggot, or just katakana?
>>60977000
Many people know both London and Great Britain well.
Though, perhaps they pretend to know nothing about them probably.
In that case, because they want to speak you, they only behave like that.
>>60977060
we hinder from eating you the takoyaki
>>60977058
>we don't eat dogs unlike Chinese.
Yeah sorry for that. Actually I checked on wikipedia it says the tradition ended by 江戸時代 (around 1760).
>>60977060
>I want to try takoyaki so bad.
天ぷら is great too。
>>60976903
thanks for replying.
I live in Tochigi.
whale is fish.
>>60977241
Pretty much anything from japanese cuisine looks gorgeous and tasty, I want to try everything.
>>60977228
What do you mean?
>>60977304
Mammal*.
>>60977173
Can they not understand the difference between American and British accents? Is it just the same to them?
>>60977346
Does it matter? We understand neither.
>>60977346
That can not be understood.
We can speak English very little.
>>60977331 I didn't know
>>60977407
>>60977423
This is usually a thing in Europe and the western world, I suppose I was a bit stupid for even asking that.
>>60977446
Because Japanese are famous as people who are not good at English. :)
>>60977445
かなり意外だね
一見したところ完全に魚っぽい
>>60977516
At least you retain a sense of humour on that front :^) The British are renown for speaking no language but English haha
ワン ダイレクション
ワン ディレクション
>>60977445
Whales and dolphins are actually far closer to us than they are from fish.
Fun fact: マッコウクジラ may suffer and die from diving sickness just like any mammals if they dive too deep.
>>60977544
>>60977537
そしてシャチやクジラは普通の魚よりかっこいい。
>>60977544
I respect English.
>>60977673
Like a weaboo who've never been to Japan respecting Japan?
>>60977576
>0.7
0.7??!?
racial intenrship
>>60977575
I see.
They look like they're having fun swimming in the ocean.
I envy them.
アメリカってそんな英語しか
しゃべれない?
メキシコからの移民の人って
英語しゃべれなそうだか
>>60977673
I respect the Japanese too, in a non-anime way.
>>60977707
He means the English identity, and I'm gonna be in your country in the next few days faggot.
>>60977710
It's just a joke.
It implies that they can barely speak their own language.
>>60977569
ワロタ
イギリス英語ってキモ可愛い
>>60977707
What does 'been to Japan' means?
I have never been to Okinawa.
Though I like Okinawa.
>>60977771
Thank you, bro :)
>>60977771
I hope you enjoy your last travel with the EU passport.
>>60977790
>イギリス英語
両方使いますが…
>>60977732
That really weird. All your life you need to go back to the surface to breath or you die.
If I was a dolphin I would die within a day, I like sleeping too much.
>>60977576
And Brazil isnt even on the damn list.
>>60977947
Well, not only Brazil, a lot of countries aren't in that list. :^)
But yeah, the average Brazilian can barely speak portuguese, let alone other languages.
>>60977913
And human being will die because of hypothermia.
It is wonder that they keep their body temperature in spite of in-water as the mammalia.
>>60978048
>portuguese
Oh right. I forgot that Brazil doesnt even have its own language in the first place.
>>60978120
Tbh being human is the best.
I get food and shelter and nobody is planning on eating me.
I just hope I will live long enough to whiteness the rise of immortal cyborgs.
メキシコは負けに行きます。
悲しい。
>Tfw no cute gf to discuss literature with me
Are classics popular in Japan?
It is difficult to expect how to pronounce.
English,Chinese,Japanese
It is difficult to expect how to write down.
English,French
Easy to master it.
Korean
Why don't you use Korean?
Is it easy to get programming/software engineer/those kind of jobs in Japan as a gaijin? How would I go about getting one anyway if I want to try living there for a bit someday
>>60977886
in what situation do you use British English in place of American one?
>>60978125
>english
Oh right. I forgot America doesnt even have its own language in the first place :^)
目が覚めたら午後だった
>>60978227
Nice try faggot. All white nations have their own version of English.
What do you have?
>mfw you have to speak English to post here
>>60971603
dattebayo!!!!
>>60978214
As long as you speak japanese you are good.
>>60978125
You seem triggered.
>>60978265
To be fair our portuguese also sound quite different.
>>60978239
Good morning.
you slept too much.
>>60978265
>all white nations have their own version of English
Every fucking language has its own dialect, you retard. Someone punch this cunt, holy shit
ケツ毛がボーボーなんだけどどうすればいい?
>>60976645
H.G.Wells
J.R.R.Tolkien
George Orwell
etc...
フランス語話せるカナダ人はすごい
フランス語話せないカナダ人はすごくない
>>60977576
2と7と9が特徴的な字だ
>>60978347
何?
分かりません。
日本人の「俺海外知ってます」アピールめんどくせえ。
どこのイナカモンなんだっつーのおめー
Why God only saves queen?
why didn't God save japan from atomic bomb? :<
>>60978455
I made mistake. I wanted to say
Texas was Mexico in the past.
How "Texan" can speak Spanish?
>>60978483
God also save the king m8
>>60978179
If you will be a cyborg, please maintain peace on earth.
こんなんとかは
英語できない奴と話せるのは面白い気がするね
>>60978483
What's the common opinion on the existence of a god figure/divine element in today's Japan? I think I've heard somewhere that nowadays Shinto is more of a symbolic/ritualistic thing, but I don't know how true this is.
>>60978222
Whenever I feel like one sounds better depending on context. I say ダイレクション for One Direction because I've always heard it pronounced like that.
I actually don't know which one is which (I didn't even know one is american and the other british).
I hear people switch between them all the time though
仮想現実(VR)を体験できるソニー・インタラクティブエンタテインメント(SIE)のゲーム端末の予約が18日午前、一部の量販店などで始まった。ゲーム愛好者の期待を反映して長蛇の列ができ、受け付け開始後すぐに予定数に達した店舗もあった。
東京・秋葉原にあるヨドバシカメラの店舗には早朝から約500人が並び、受け付け予定数に達した。前日の夜11時から周辺で待っていたという千葉県松戸市の会社員、永野寛之さん(24)は「端末の体験会に参加し、想像以上に素晴らしかった。徹夜してでも買うつもりだった」と話した。
端末は「プレイステーション(PS)VR」で、10月13日に発売する。価格は4万4980円(税別)。
どうせサマーレッスンが目当てだろうなw
それでもすごいことだけど
>>60978572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4
俺海外知ってます
>>60978794
うるさい村人A
>>60978428
私は理解していませんよ。
>>60978478
l think so,
for example it's you.
>>60978478
俺も海外を知りたい
>>60978639
At least, I don't believe in gods at all.
It depends on the person.
Kiss my ass!
>>60978987
チュッ
>>60978987
>asian
>ass
>>60978708
>VR
それは時代の終わりです
>>60978856
www
>>60975273
how does he want us to know if we don't speak japanese?
ご主人様
おやすみ
>>60978669
It's very interesting.
>>60976903
>tfw studying abroad in Kyoto right now
>check my weather app and it's a 100% chance to rain later
Wanna hang out?
>>60979092
No, it's the dawn of the new world.
>>60979269
good night
have a sweet dream
>>60979269
おやすみ
>>60979280
それは恐ろしい未来であります...
Mark my words.
深刻なスオミ不足
>>60979323
ムーミン好きなの?
ハッピーエンド
>>60979519
ハッピーマンデーは?
>>60979553
ハッピーマンコ
>>60979278
where are you from?Which are you man or woman?
コンドームを買うのが恥ずかしい
>>60979278
Buy a folding umbrella. You don't have to check weather news anymore.
>>60979673
Just think of how ashamed you will be when you get HIV or having to see a doctor for gonorrhea to put things in perspective.
>>60979673
じゃかわりにピルを買えばいい
>>60979553
街や道が混むよね
販売の仕事をしていた時には、嫌いだったなあ
昨日スポーツしてきたんだっけ?何したの?
なんでここ男ばっかりなんだよ
カワイイ女がいて、話が合いますねぜひ会いましょうってことになって意気投合して付き合うことになるとかないのかよ
>>60979760
蚊殺しはスポーツですか
>>60979874
エクストリームスポーツ
>>60979822
カワイイ女はセクロスで忙しい
>>60979822
男のふりをしている女の子もいるはず
>>60979625
America. I'm a white guy
>>60979718
I have one already dog
人生の先輩からお前らに一言っておく
明日は月曜だ ! 気を付けろ !
>>60979874
www暑くなったら急に蚊が増えたよな
虫除けスプレー持っているんだけど、
外出時にはかなりの確率で忘れる。
>>60979979
ちびまることサザエを見ると、日曜日も終わりだな
と寂しい気分になる。
>>60979958
Well. Disappointed…
>>60980035
日曜日といえば大河ドラマだろ
逢坂大河
チリ7-0メキシコ
なんぞこれw
>>60980119
真田丸面白い?
大河ドラマって最初を見逃しちゃうと
見る気を失くしてしまう。
>>60980331
つまらないスポーツ。僕にとって、アメリカンフットボールの方が楽しくて面白い。
Weird sudden question but what's the point of using だけしか right next to each other in the same sentence? Don't they mean the same thing?
>>60973665
>STRIKE MR ANDO STRIKE
Eso leí
Que onda mi chino japonés,¿ te duele que no entiendas lo que decimos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS64F3JynqE
>>60980407
ほんとかい
チリに勝ってたら大喜びで/sp/にコメントしてたんじゃないの?
メキシコと言えばボクシング
メキシコと言えばタコス
>>60980545
>チリに勝ってたら大喜びで/sp/にコメントしてたんじゃないの?
/sp/があんまり好きじゃない。このサイトの一番好きな掲示板は/int/と/sci/だ。いつか、科学者になりたいし、日本の科学に興味があるから。
メキシコと言えばサボテン
>>60980591
メキシコと言えばテキーラ
>>60980407
アメフトは観てみたいけどルールを知らない
>>60980699
>いつか、科学者になりたい
かっこいい、がんばれー
>>60980694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEkbBbUvdKo
>>60980420
Emphasis.
>>60980745
I'm really hungry now
今日の沖縄の天気は最高だぜ。
>>60980819
暑そう
>>60980819
猫なのか?!
お前、猫なのか!?!
>>60980819
海に泳ぎに行け
死ぬならしてからだろ!
>>60980819
気持ちが良さそう
そちらはそろそろ梅雨明け?
>>60980819
うちなんちゅか?
>>60980857
如何にも、吾輩は猫である。
>>60980745
ドンタコスを知ってるのかw
>>60980857
実際に、皆のインタネットの日本人は猫だよ。知らなかった?
>>60980889
日向ぼっこしてないんですか
>>60980859
昨日ダイビング行ってきたぜ。
>>60980888
うちなんちゅと内地のハーフ。
>>60980896
>>60980896
もし、日本へ旅行できれば、ドンタコスを食べてみたい。
>>60980918
えええええええ!?
だからみんなの英語は下手すぎだろうな?!
>>60980953
スキューバかい
だったら水中カメラで海中写真とってうpしてくれればいいのに
おれもフリーダイビングは得意
3分くらいなら余裕
競技としてやってるわけじゃないけど
>>60980999
猫だから仕方ないだろ。
>>60980995
ドリトスに似た味だよw
タコスはハードシェル派?ソフト派?
トルティーヤとソフトなタコスの違いって何?
>>60980868
何故パンツを脱いだ?
