This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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#Previous Thread >>60733413
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今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link
/balt/
Japanese guy with his wife and newborn
>>60742821
Remove that template you stupid bong.
>来てくれないと
>???????う?????
下に何を書かれた?
全然読めない
>>60743263
>来てくれないと
>呪うよ?
>>60743263
呪うよ=Curse
結局こっち使う?
あっち見てきたけど、誰も書き込んでないし
do you want to use this thread instead of the old one?
Question for non-native speakers:
How many Kanji do you know? I only know about 50. Where do I learn more?
>>60743337
>>60743388
オブリガード
>>60742821
Stop posting their photo in every single op, brainwashed bloke.
>>60743497
>結局こっち使う?
うん、仕方がないし。
Yeah, it can't be helped
>>60743537
it's my pleasure.
>>60743518
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B8%B8%E7%94%A8%E6%BC%A2%E5%AD%97%E4%B8%80%E8%A6%A7
2136 fundamental kanji. check this. I recommend you to learn these first.
>>60743518
Around 670, which is barely past N3 level. I should study more...
>>60743263
呪うよ
最初のぐちゃぐちゃは「祝」って書き間違えたから
>>60743537
and we often fixed up to mistakes like this pic
>>60743263
so, she(he) want to write 呪 but she written 祝, is celebrate
>>60742821
Lets settle this once and for all
PROVE YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE
>>60744054
Did you take that picture with a 3ds?
>>60743767
Would you recommend learning in order of them being taught to students? Like start from grade 1, then grade 2, 3, etc. or by studying words closer to what you're going to see a lot in your readings?
>>60744082
Did your second father teach you those manners?
>>60743941
>>60743962
ありがとう
>>60744213
でなだ
>>60744209
No, but did your failure of a mother teach you how to take a picture?
>>60744206
If you're a beginner, I suppose it's more normal to learn the most fundamental kanji first. so I recommend the former.
>>60744682
Jesus fuck kiddo simmer down I used my computer's camera so sue me
fuckin' god dude
anyone wanna be my japanese gf? i am tall white man and i live in florida and we can go to disney (after the shooting thing blows over)
>>60744764
Oh boy
Reddit's taught you well
>>60744796
What's wrong with reddit?
>>60744859
Did you enjoy your first year in high school?
欧米の企業の新人教育ってどんな感じ?
日本みたいに一度言われたことはその場で覚えろ理解しろとか、やる?
>>60745038
People like you make me so angrily happy that I have a japanese wife.
>>60745134
【悲報】無職しか居ない
hey Americans calm down
>>60745448
Fighting is in our nature.
But perhaps I should.
ごめんなさい
>>60745312
>Japanese wife
Yeah man, I also have a Japanese wife
バカかお前?
>>60745669
You're such a little punk dude
>>60745448
>be gay american
>get shot
>>60745743
You don't have to lie, just be honest with yourself and come back when you're actually old enough to post.
>married with an asian woman
>>60745812
>be gay porn star in Japan
>become meme and save our life
![english_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zm1kq3v.jpg "english_1[1].jpg")
What did she mean by this?
r8 my omurice
>>60746768
looks like an omlette
>>60746768
show me inside
![2016-05-19 06_19_32-[Commie] Teekyuu - 05 [BD 720p AAC] [284D3FF1].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/MqQEmRc.jpg "2016-05-19 06_19_32-[Commie] Teekyuu - 05 [BD 720p AAC] [284D3FF1].mkv.png")
>>60746594
>>60745850
>Never had sex without paying for it
>>60746768
What are you gonna eat it with?
It looks lonely
>>60746969
Already in my tummy.
But it had rice with minced beef and sauce in there.
>>60745363
アルバイトでも一度行ったことは一度で覚えろとか言われるじゃん
あれでほんまに一回きりで覚えきれる人間おるのかなって
>>60747127
I had a salad. Very yummy
>>60745880
こう見ると野獣先輩って体分厚いな
殴ってもきかなそう
>>60746594
"Don't do what I don't want"
"Before doing something, think again if it is really what I want you to do."
>>60747202
What did you put inside??
We want to see.
I often put in Natto into salad desu
Is Japan as crazy and immature as most people think it is?
同じ色の組み合わせの国旗って凄い紛らわしい
>>60747595
omg we aren't immature
we don't believe in Abrahamic religions
>>60747595
>immature
yes, my peepee is still baby ;_;
>>60747809
no it's just qt and it's purpose is being bullied
>>60747809
Danm that Momotaro looks like has been castrated...
>>60747788
But there are plenty of people who adhere to the equally absurd principles of Shinto.
そう言えばフランスの給食がコース料理ってテレビで見た
美味しそうで羨ましい
>>60747809
*gives your peepee a cheeky tickle*
>>60747864
ありがと、でも真面目返さないようにしてるつもり
>>60747904
Is Rila Fukushima well known and liked in Glorious Nippon?
>>60748213
dare sore
>>60748213
Why do you like ugly girls?
>>60748298
The same reason your dad likes your mum
>>60748326
My mum doesn't look like the alien girls you like though
>>60748289
>dare sore
福島 リラ
>>60748360
Stick with Tao
>>60747952
まる見えだね
僕はケニアの給食食べてみたい
他の料理はそのうち簡単に食べれそうなのばっかだったし
>>60748310
better check that
here it's free
>>60747933
hahaha nope
quite a few Japanese people believe in both Shintoism and Buddhism.
these two religions complement its flaw each other
>>60748408
Listen, seppo, we both know Rila is far better looking than your mum
ここからこのスレが百合スレになるのです。
>>60748310
Have you only had sex with hookers?
>>60748480
My mum doesn't look like some alien that crash landed on her face.
>>60748520
>he isn't aroused by girls who look like an alien that crash landed on their face
You're an absolute pleb.
>have you only had sex with hookers?
You should try it, m8. You'll no longer want a girlfriend
>>60748360
square-jawed
upangled-eyes
eh.. I think most Japanese find she's not kawaii
and I really recommend this girl
her name is Rina Matsuno
>>60748645
No nigga that other question was for Peru.
He deleted his post about his condom breaking while fucking a chink hooker.
>>60748693
i think its funny how japanese people like JAV stars as opposed to how porn stars are viewed in the west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsKX49JAuDQ
>>60748751
I know, nig nog.
I was suggesting it so you'll stop pining for a girlfriend — and most importantly stop name fagging
>>60748835
I'm namefagging until nozomi shows up
>>60748790
how do you western people see Japanese porn stars?
I recommend Amane Arisu(天音ありす), most Japanese often stick to big boobs desu
>>60749015
They're seen as sluts and are looked down upon.
Even if the person's done just one porn video, or does one of the camera shows, if people find out, they'll be looked down on forever.
Isn't it the same for you guys?
>>60749015
i dont watch jav, though i do like gravure
i kind of like how asian girls moan a lot during sex, its more elegant than when western women do it
>>60749015
>big tits
Are japanese really this vanilla?
>>60749129
Their screams are so high pitched it makes my head hurt.
your taste is objectively shit.
OVERWATCHについて日本語でプレイします
>>60749129
Well, it doesn't sound as forced as the western sluts.
>>60749210
I get off of the audio mainly, so for me, their moans make me very hard.
The only down side of JAV is that the covers aren't representative of what the real girls actually look like, and often times the girls are just plain fucking ugly.
western women have really big tits compared to our Japanese
that makes me totally astonishing
>>60749287
Japan doesn't like Blizz games
>>60749171
i was going to post a link to some pictures on /gif/ of genki genki a site that does extreme shit like putting cockroaches and worms and bugs into mouth, ass and vag but i cant remember the link
>>60749404
Your engrish sounds about right but I still think you're a proxyfag.
>>60749405
Blizzが嫌いなわけではなく、リュウジンノケンヲクラエ!がそこはかとなく頭悪そうに見えるから忌避するってだけです。
>>60749426
Bro...
Have you gotten off to one of those videos before?
皆今聴いてる音楽うpして!!!
https://youtu.be/F_rEHfLgdcY
>>60749473
most Japanese on Internet tend to be stupid
so we often look like a proxyfag
mou nareta desuyo
>>60749519
no im into tanlines actually
>>60748645
>You should try it, m8. You'll no longer want a girlfriend
This. All you want is sex really.
Besides, falling for the girlfriend meme in 2016 is one of the worst thing you can do.
>>60749526
this desu
one of the hottest Japanese meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFmSsh32v7g
>>60749556
Post picture of your feet fro proof
>>60749636
How will posting feet prove anything?
Hello みんなさん
What are some bands from your hometown?
This band is from my city.
What do you think of them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ7fWdDzelQ
>>60749479
カッコいいと思うけどな
リュウガ ワガ テキヲ クラウも
>>60749210
if you search lujiazui sex tape on google theres a clip from a pov sextape of a guy fucking an asian girl from high on a skyscraper in shanghai and she moans so loud
タラコスパゲティ
>>60749623
WwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWwwしてが!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwqewqww
how is this still up on YouTube
>>>/gif/8704386
has some korean sex scenes
>>60749636
>>60749623
nani sore. Are they eating food with cum on it?
>>60749674
I cant watch this (T＿T)
>>60749717
作ったの?
美味しそうね
>>60749736
You forgot your proxy
>>60749636
I am genuine Japanese
私は日本人です
君が代は 千代に八千代に 細石の
巌となりて 苔の生すまで
天皇陛下万歳
the birthday of his imperial majesty is 23rd December.
enough?
>>60749736
>neither a cute face nor cute feet
Rolled a pair of snake eyes when it came to looks 2bh.
>>60749827
No you have to post feet
>>60749808
セブンで買ったよ
>>60749827
Holy shit is it
mine is 24th
>>60749853
jaa omae ga oreni shitumon sureba iijannyo
orega nihonjinn dehanai to utagaunn narayo
>>60749827
When Is Kako-sama's birthday?
>>60749526
>>60749674
https://youtu.be/oQR4NZH47qc
>>60749694
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574561f21ed1e
Not sure whether to fap or laugh
>>60749925
I don't understand. Listen, post feet or I can't masturbate
>>60749526
https://youtu.be/6-2WCZ90648
>>60749807
Why not?
Is the video blocked in Japan?
Try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU5qp-cAtOU
>>60749766
>>60749526
this is an adult sex video for gay people
two porn actor are eating crap desu
totally disgusting, but it has become one of the hottest Internet meme in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiL-siEaVoY
>>60750015
Why is it a meme?
Do Japanese people just have a different sense of humor from everyone else???
>>60750036
見れない
Good morning, anons
>>60750111
Youtube censor
>>60749929
to tell the truth, I don't like Princess Kako
I like Mako much more.
to be honest I don't know Imperial Family very much, but I think his reigning imperial majesty is extra-ordinary great.
>>60750152
Good evening, anon.
>>60750152
Goodnight fampai
>>60750152
Good afternoon, nihon
>>60750169
What's to like about Mako?...
Does the general public still care about the imperial family?
>>60749526
>>60749674
Japanese pop star
https://youtu.be/c64sQsABKcM
Wait, the hottest meme is syamu_game.
https://youtu.be/ROkw65WgtKU
>>60750227
Hamada is best
>>60750169
Wasn't the emperor the one whose will reigning supreme caused a needless war?
Why havent you abolished the emperor yet?
>>60750251
you're nice and same finish nave a name with nen, example Ahonen
>>60750075
eh...
too hard to explain...
plz watch this movie . this is also one of the hottest meme
this meme is able to wipe out prejudice for gay people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orGPfL5bwNY
Damn my neighboors are fucking hard.
>>60750371
*have
>>60750177
>>60750205
>>60750208
thank you for replying to me.
I will do my best even today.
>>60750152
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-kun.
Ganbatte your best today.
>>60750208
do not trust him
he's a gay and this meme only in gay community
>>60749526
https://youtu.be/D7Oupci4w44
>>60750371
*some
だめだ疲れた、少し寝ます
>>60750261
the reigning Emperor has nothing to do with WW2
ofcourse I think the late Emperor is responsible for it,
his reigning imperial majesty embodies our liberaldemocratism, in high esteem
therefore We don't feel like abolishing the Emperor.
>>60750371
>Ahonen
I guess that's pretty funny for Kansai people.
Although my last name ending is the also very common -la
>>60750640
Of course I know the reigning emperor has nothing to do with it. It's the position of deitised uninhibited rule that has proven to be dangerous
>>60750591
おやすみ
have a sweet dream
by the way, are you staying up all night?
>>60750485
thank you!
Don't expect a return
Who wants to hear my neighboors fucking?
>>60750970
Record them and post it here
>>60749991
スペイン語?
テンポいいね
スペイン語のラップは初め
お気に入りした
アーティストについても調べてみる
君はどうしてこのアーティストを知ることになった?
日本で有名なの?
>>60751000
I answer trips
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rg798HOX7r
Also enjoy qt shitbird songs
it was way too early for me to get up, so I'm kind of sleepy now.
>>60749991
>>60751008
lolスペイン語だよねって思いながらようつべに渡ったらコメント欄に何語それ
全然識別できないww
>>60751058
Fuck, I thought you were joking ...
They really are fucking!
is your neighbour a qt?
>>60751058
She sounds like she's having a good time.
>>60751101
ポーランド語だよ
日本では全然有名じゃないだろうね
もともとラップ聞いてて、ポーランド語勉強し始めてポーランドのラッパーってどんな感じなんだろうって調べたら結構いいのが見つかった
>>60751098
Go back to sleep, anon.
I return to 2chan
>>60751204
Don't know who it is tho'. I hear it through the window.
>>60751449
can i come with you?
>>60751334
Nah, I'm going to keep shitposting resisting my sleepiness.
>>60751312
説明ありがとう
ポーランド語って文は(個人的に)読みづらいと思ったけど会話は本当にリズムがいいなと昔から思っていた
>>60751597
Yes come here
>>60752203
but 2chan blocks non japanese ips
>>60752289
really?I use the 2chanmate app.
>>60752128
発音難しすぎ
ポーランドの映画らしいんだけど自分たちでネタにしてるくらいだからね
https://youtu.be/GlOoSsfU6cM
おはよう
>>60752654
おそよう
>>60751449
ネラーにしてはマナーがいいな
なんJのゴミは最低だわ
>>60752654
hi,
are you the world famous white sexpat in hongkong?
>>60752654
おはよう
Good morning.
>>60752918
Which one? There are thousands ...
>>60752654
おはよう
今日はsnopp i slidaするつもりですか?
>>60752906
ニュー速+メインだし英語喋れないし
Ohayo lads
>>60753713
おはよう
日本の女子のまんこはどうですか?
>>60754476
アメリカ人の方が良いんじゃない?
太ってる女の方がマンコは気持ちいい
What do the Japanese anons here think of suicide?
pls accept me as your doitsu bf
>>60754781
強い奴は生き残り弱い奴は死ぬ
それが弱肉強食ってやつだ
死して後悔するがいい
>>60742821
I want Japanese gf.
>>60754954
Wow, what a original, thoughtful post!
>>60754781
Don't kill yourself
Why are you guys having two threads again?
>>60754607
知らないな。。。
まんこがまだ見れる
>>60755516
It's a new tradition
>>60755516
Because United Kingdom was made without permission
>>60755680
We got their permission Jap, they even had a referendum recently and decided to stay in
>>60755724
lol no.
You and one autist decided to stay in your thread.
It took you more than 24 hours to fill the thread yesterday.
>>60755789
There's 2 japanese breads??
>>60754876
>強い奴は生き残り弱い奴は死ぬ
Too true... And it's up to me to choose which one I want to be.
>>60755447
I honestly don't want to. But if this keeps going, I might end up doing it.
>>60755516
Britbong was mistake
>>60749736
Tfw have a really hot korean that is into me
>>60755898
NORMIE TRASH LEAVE
>The F. calling someone else an autist when it's him who displays the typical symptoms of autism.
One example being he finds it difficult to adapt to change.
Absolute pillock
>>60755841
>But if this keeps going,
Summarize succinctly and post your problems so that we can discuss them further.
>>60755841
Love yourself m8
>>60756008
Shut up and remember to remove that template from now on bongman. It'll clean things up and, as a bonus, le F will probably get even more butthurt if you do this.
>>60756085
Fucking hell!
We have a doctor here!
>>60756085
I think he wants a qt Japanese or Korean gf
>>60756008
>>60756134
No more France vs Bongistan please
i have made a dedicated discord channel for this thread the link is below and we have to add it to the OP
https://discord.gg/014VN9FaKunYAUaFc
In accordance with the thread rules I am now declaring I'll be making the next thread.
I'm doing this now to preclude any sort of confusion so every one here will have peace of mind when it's time to make the next thread.
>>60756134
Will do, m8.
>>60756253
You're not allowed to do that man; other people can make new bread if they can near the bump limit.
>>60755997
Just b urself
>>60756325
First person to declare makes the next thread.
Those are the rules
>>60756085
The problems are things I can solve. Sometimes, I simply feel too much pain and want it to stop. And I'm not mentally sane (depressed) so I tend to overreact a lot and exaggerate things.
>>60756109
Thank you, I'll try.
>>60756253
You are my greatest ally, uchuujin lover.
>>60756367
Don't be like one of those guys.
REMINDER TO JOIN THE DISCORD CHANNEL
https://discord.gg/014VN9FaKunYAUaFc
https://discord.gg/014VN9FaKunYAUaFc
Why all Brits here are so autistic?
>>60756490
I hope everyone stars posting lewd things
>>60756524
There's really only 2 brits here, though I'm not sure why they're both so autistic.
>>60756374
You need to find an outlet for your inner self.
List up to five activities that interest you in order of intensity of affinity you feel towards them.
Use the following form.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
仕事行きたくねえええ
>>60756663
1.Fap
2.Play geemu
3.Watch animu
4.Go out with lads
5.Japanese bread
>>60756691
仕事は?
命名
キリンちゃん戦争
Giraffe-chan war
>>60756253
じゃあ、OPの絵にキリンちゃんや妙な絵を使うな
のぞみちゃんなら、かまわんぜ
ただ次スレは今あるのを使え!
スレ立て宣言は310を目安に
>>60756524
It can't be helped
>>60756583
へいへい
>>60756950
Cartoons aren't lewd, mate.
>>60756920
This
>>60756761
化学プラントの検査・管理
what are american-born filipinos like? particularly girls, marriage material?
>>60756583
Bestia
>>60756663
1 嫁とにゃんにゃん
2 アニメでにゃんにゃん
･
･
･
5 4chanでにゃんにゃん
ネタじゃなくて本当に相談してくれようとしていたのに
>>60756663
1) Techloligy... Just kidding, technology. Not simply learning about the latest gadget but wanting to understand the innerworkings of things.
2) History/Culture, my own and of others.
3) Reading, whether it's a story book or news articles.
It's not that I don't have hobbies, I simply lack discipline and motivation. Years and years of depression and suicidal ideation haven't helped.
>>60757114
2期欲しいっす
fuck Brit
japan's economy is saved
>>60757293
Go on, lad. Stand up to the people that harmed you!
>>60757002
注文の多い奴は嫌われる
BANされたらお前のせいやからな
>>60757327
When is it going to be on the market and how much is it going to be?
>>60757393
I meant post lewd things in here https://discord.gg/014VN9FaKunYAUaFc
>>60757039
すごい!
橋梁は高いですか?>>60757184
>>60757184
That feel when he also has a huge dick..
>>60757559
How do you know?
I return to 2chan
>>60757559
I think he's trying to hide his receding hairline.
>>60757252
Don't you have the motivation to fuck girls?
>>60757559
結構大変だよ、資格もたくさん取ったし
非破壊検査の資格は国際資格になるから、アメリカでも働けるね
アメリカでは検査の権限が強いって聞いてる
日本だと製造が強いけど
あとAssociate Professional Engineer, Japan(技術士補)も取ったよ
GEに俺の専門に近い仕事できる部門あるから転職したいな
まあ英語できないけど
>>60757252
The activities you listed are all passive and produce nothing. They are activities where you absord what other people have produced.
Now, I want you to list up to three activities in which you "produce" something, in order of the intensity of your inclination towards them.
For example, in programming, you produce code.
In sports, you develop a better body, improved command of your bodily functions, enhanced senses, and a healthy state of mind, around yourself.
In composition, you produce music.
If you are not sure, try to remember the activities that interested you in your early teenage years, from age 10 to 13.
Use the following form.
1.
2.
3.
>>60757559
>That feel when he also has a huge dick..
How would you know?
>>60757590
There's a couple of gifs with him dancing and his flaccid peener is just swinging around
>>60757842
わああー!
見たい!
じゃ、いってきます!!!
>>60757721
Desire? Yes. Motivation? I think it's probably too late for me.
>>60757762
1) Writing (when inspired)
2) Programming (need to learn how)
3) Cycling (used to do it when I was a kid)
>>60757462
だから注文の多い奴は嫌い
>>60757559
橋梁って鳶職かよ
>>60757728
ぶるからーも大変すね
>>60757762
1 子供
2 精子
3 うんこ
