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>>60604681
Based ninty
>>60604681
is top right a cosplay or an animation?
>>60604681
>2009
>2016
せめて宣言してくださいまっし
おつ
毎日腹筋100回やってたら割れてきた
>>60604605
乙
毎朝キャラ弁を持たせた子どもを学校に見送るようなお母さんになりたい
What game did you play when you were child?
I played megaman exe
>>60605085
suikoden
![20160201184155[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUWOGqV.jpg "20160201184155[1].jpg")
乙
>>60605062
キャラ弁って面白いよね
>>60605121
I want to play again now. I get so attached to the characters
>>60605085
Earthworm Jim, Commandos, Command and Conquer, Age of Empires, Gorky 17, Baldur's Gate
I liked RTS games and RPGs.
>>60605143
いよいよ母性に目覚めたのかw
>>60605143
お子様に作ってやってください
I will live vicariously through you (´;ω;｀)
>>60605151
suikoden2 is masterpiece.
![img_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2fEzo4F.jpg "img_0[1].jpg")
こういうの作るのはオッサンに違いない
>>60605085
Isaku
Syusaku
Kisaku
>>60605085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLQ3dHN4Jw
masuzoe san
![8853004412b693d03da4a0725638db09[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o0fGMUu.jpg "8853004412b693d03da4a0725638db09[1].jpg")
>>60605180
ふむ、そうかな?w
>>60605185
難しそう (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
これくらいならできるかもw
>>60605315
ニュースでコイツの顔見るたびに腹がたつ
>>60605307
I played this too, although I had a toaster PC and internet that was being delivered to my house by snails.
Consequently, I was pretty bad at it.
>>60605277
>putting mayonnaise on her head
>>60605315
なんというふてぶてしい顔なのだ
>>60605315
頭から何か生えとる様に見えるわw
>>60605315
東京都民は選挙でちゃんとこの人を票を投じたわけでしょ?
>>60605244
I know. I'm glad I didn't play it as a kid cause I wouldn't have appreciated it
>>60605342
今のうちに練習して
>>60605085
I used to play smash bros with my friends.
it was fun.
>>60605456
自民党が公認したのが悪い
降圧あなた、私はあなたに命じます
私からあなたの顔を向けます
私は気にしないあなたの顔
アップ降圧
四つんばいに二足歩行
私は彼が歩いつながるだろう
ambling廊下に沿って
私はがっかりしています
今、彼は私に向かって後方に来ます
蜂蜜は彼のタイツです
私は完全に失望失望しています
降圧ます...
顔は私に興味はありません
二足歩行はgebucktする必要があります
良い光の中で干し
あなたは何ができるか、私は彼を紹介します
そして、私は泣き始めます
2フィートのstammers祈り
恐怖それは私に悪いので
彼はまだ深くに前かがみしてみました
涙が彼のバックアップを実行します
降圧ます...
降圧あなた、私はあなたに命じます
私からあなたの顔を向けます
私は気にしないあなたの顔
もう一度かがん
おはよう!
かわいい息子はどこですか?
>>60605652
なんだこれ
このゲームは面白い
>>60605652
>machine translation
>>60604753
peru, did you know your new president is an international jewish banker?
>>60605700
汚い息子ならお前の股に居る
nihon
3d wo yamete kudasai ne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2-9HwHlpw
>>60605802
Rare
![iYdD0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tbPH2JC.png "iYdD0[1].png")
>>60605802
Peru is a half jew.
Be honest
Do you sometimes like smelling your farts?
I'm bored
>>60605966
寝よう
>>60605914
My anus isn't that loose like you!
>>60606041
Are you saying you don't fart?
>>60605864
say it not to us, but to the animation studio.
>>60605914
引くわ…
>>60605864
>Watching anime
>complaining to random Japanese about it
>>60606104
What does this mean??
>>60605914
I also like smelling my sweat. I wonder if that counts as narcissistic habit.
>>60605914
It is delightful for me that the air cleaner at the corner of my room instantly react for my farts.
>>60605914
I sniff my farts every time that I fart at home.
>>60606222
This I don't understand
>>60606244
What do you mean? Does it turn on when you fart?
>>60606178
マジ引くわ
>>60606244
空気清浄機「………」
空気清浄機「あっ、くさい!きれいにしなきゃ!」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCeTvDr85CA
>>60606275
>>60606376
Exactly!
That was fan.
>>60605821
股に座ってください :3
ボコって何?
>>60606640
ボコボコにしてやんよ
http://ejje.weblio.jp/
I just found out there's a bizarre phenomenon going on in certain page of Weblio.
Look up some random words as you please and then do "count". notice something different?
熊こええ
>>60606847
ゲイ熊ですか?
>>60599387
戦前の日本軍は一神教を作ろうとしたんだ。
西洋の全てを真似するために。
ただ天皇は長い間仏教に帰依していたから。
キリスト教に師事して模倣するという方法も論理的には可能だった。
だが昭和の軍部は確かに単一宗教を目指した。
Brit chan here, we should make a Japanese thread discord channel so we can talk Japanese or English and help each other learn
>>60606847
レズ熊ですか?
>>60606961
>>60606847
一頭射殺されたそうだな
>>60606988
once upon a time
>>60607089
there was a weeb called american sniper
there was a gay called anaman.
>>60607142
Not a weeb
I just like Japanese penis
>>60607155
ketsu
ちんぽは固いですううう
たすけてください
>>60607142
...The weeb called american sniper was hated by everyone in a certain thread...
>>60599052
それは日本じゃ。
外国人遊歩区域でググれ。
一日散歩出来る範囲を希望して、後から馬の条件を付けた。
>>60607235
....One day
>>60607258
インディアンが馬を知らないのはオカシイと思っていた
>>60607381
まあインディアンは、
もっとひどいことされてると思うけど。
>>60607343
he jerked off so hard
今、チンコいじりながらこのスレ見てる奴、何人くらいいる?
>>60607460
最低一人
>>60605802
I dont care , the jap girl controls the congress , 70% of the new congress is people from her political party -fujimori -
keiko had large connections with big cocaine exporters , peruvian drug cartels, so in the coming years cocaine exports will increase, with this people from the provinces will have more money, and they later will come to the capital to buy stuff from china, stuff I sell
the bad thing, probably more drug gang shootings in the future
外国人遊歩区域のおかげで横浜(川崎含)が出来たのだ。
本当は武蔵国久良岐郡だからな。東京から隔離されたw
>>60607460
チンコの先剥いて乾かしながら見てる
男はみんなそうだろ
>>60607558
>>60607477
ホモはチンコ弄らないらしい
勉強になった
ゼロ・グラビティ見てる
to be hones, I dont find japanese women attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFc9L57IT4A
koreans are a lot better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGKeA3xUzxU
>>60605085
same i play today
arena fps, shmup, point and click adventures
>>60606961
You are the only decent gaijin poster. Others are just gay or alien lovers.
>>60607847
Rila and Tao are not aliens, they are amongst the best that Japan has to offer
>>60607847
お前のチンポが何長ですか
>>60607733
Morning musume is trash. Also Japanese girls' fake cuteness is annoying.
>>60607876
Are there two Brits in this thread posting pics of them?
>>60607937
ナイジェリア/2
my new favourite JAVs are the ones where the "amateur" guy is payed a certain amount of money when he lasts 10 minutes with the female pornstar
日本が一神教か。。。おもしろいな
>>60607992
10cmくらい?
かわいい
なんやねん
How tall is your tinpo?
>>60608045
I also like those my German friend with good taste. I also enjoyed the one where they have around 100 volunteers. The actress runs away and tries to hide while a small chosen group of volunteers tries to find her and fuck her.
>>60608062
天照も仏も忘れたらいいと思う、キリストだけに信じる
>>60607235
>The weeb called american sniper was hated by everyone in a certain thread...
That's Sarah. Literally everyone hates her.
>>60607992
No just me but the other guy sometimes posts Rila but not Tao
>>60607733
why do you always come to this thread even though you love Korea and Korean girls so much and hate Japan and Japanese girls?
I think you should make a Korean thread instead of coming here though.
>>60607441
he turned straight but lost the ability to feel pleasure from women
>>60608064
I bet my dick wouldn't even fit in jap pussy kek
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/740493006663344131/pu/vid/720x1280/SpRsjPuJLLPFAge9.mp4
これ沖縄らしいけど、オカマって呼んで人を馬鹿にするのって米兵の影響なのかな
髪が長いくらいでオカマって呼ばれたことない
>>60607876
They have enough alien powers to make the bloke annex their pictures to every single thread.
>>60608296
That bloke is me
>>60608268
Most of foreigners here hate Japan and Japanese girls though. They only love anime and 2D girls.
>>60608321
girls are gross
>>60608325
ガキがオカマをいじめている?
いいガキだいいガキだ
>>60608250
それやったから、おまえら日本から追い出されたんだろうが!w
オランダはビジネス第一主義
>>60608321
Your dick is just like you
It's not going to fit in anywhere
>>60608321
Oui oui hon hon hon saussison baguette baguette ふらんす
>>60608411
you make less and less sense by the day
>>60608362
Yeah, that's true. I only love anime and 2D girls like others too
>>60607381
アメリカ大陸には馬はいないんだから、インディアンが馬を知らないのは当然だろ
>>60608386
are you homo?
>>60608410
I know I know
>>60608455
Because hes a bot
>>60608411
kek
you fucking weirdo
you deserve a you for this
>>60608045
The way you described it instantly reminded me of this
>>60608477
i like cute shaven boys and i used to like mtf but i think most of them are even more fucked in the head than real girls
i wish i was full homo though
>>60608478
runt*
I love cute girl with big dick
>>60608335
Sir, you're stark brainwashed. there's no cure.
And now they are using you as a alien missionary.
>>60608481
I want to see the uncensored version of this
Today I continue looking for a job and grinding anki.
>>60608045
Like WANZ-319?
>>60608250
キリスト教も騎士団は面白いけどな。
>>60608611
i want to see the uncensored version of you
>>60608261
Do you and your family often eat Yogurt?
>>60608455
>>60608480
What was posted?
>>60608386
I agree with you.
after all, we should prefer 2D girls than 3D girls, you know.
>>60608614
yes exactly
>>60608706
>>60608478
I genuinely think he has psychosis or something, his style of writing and way of expressing himself is just bizarre.
>>60608696
>>60608561
liking cute boys is not really homo because you are still attracted to feminine features
t. a sexuel professor
>>60608752
牛かよ
>>60608618
少年十字軍ってのが傑作だったな
>1212年のフランスの少年十字軍では、少年少女が十字軍として聖地奪還に向かう途中、船を斡旋した商人の陰謀によりアレクサンドリアで奴隷として売り飛ばされた。
Japanese, why is your population growth so shitty? It only takes to put penis into the pussy to make a baby.
what would Japs do if Abe banned all pornography?
>>60608481
あの番組のレズ版がもしあったらいいよねぇ…
神父さん、こいつです>>60609030
>>60608481
>>60609030
なんで皆この番組のこと知ってんだw
>>60608848
結局ヨーロッパの人口拡大運動だよね。
聖地奪還を理由に外に出たかった。
>>60608897
The biggest cause of death of Japanese people is abortion.
牛歩はおかしいですよ
これすき
>>60609182
Kind of a relief but still. You guys should keep the population growing.
>>60609143
海外に日本のぶっ飛んだショー番組として拡散済みだよ
>>60608797
thanks!
>>60608912
It will never happen.
Is porn banned in China?
>>60609143
YouTubeでは「日本のトップ7気持ち悪い番組」で見た
こんばんは
お腹すいたので飯テロオナシャス
>>60608897
>It only takes to put penis into the pussy to make a baby
The living costs are way too high and the state doesnt help you to raise your kids at all
>>60608897
I want to put my penis into cute girls' pussy, but only ugly girls allow me to do so.
あのカエルを食べる番組は今も無理だな俺
>>60609270
Yes, it should. But I wonder why do you concern about Japan's population decreasing? You are fine if we go shit due to the population decreasing.
>>60609406
Maybe you should move to a country with more beautiful girls
>>60609375
Living cost is extremely high even in Finland and we have higher taxes here.
>>60609375
>>60608897
>It only takes to put penis into the pussy to make a baby
people think before doing that unlike 3rd world.
>>60609442
>Living cost is extremely high even in Finland and we have higher taxes here.
ditto, however in your or rather the scandinavian case the state actually cares about them keeds with parental leave, social and financial support etc
>>60609284
>>60609337
>mfw the Japanese top secret show has been spread around the world through YouTube.
what are the chances to find a dominant woman in japan that I can call okaasan?
>>60608475
南北アメリカ大陸に馬を連れてきたのはヨーロッパ人だな。
馬で戦ったインディアンは後からそれを覚えた。
先住民と欧州人の戦力差はそのためだと思われる。
馬の戦闘力は極めて高い。
それと同時に日本はユーラシア文明圏に普通に入っていたことがよくわかる。
あくまで戦闘力だから知的文明で劣っていたかはわからない。
>>60609375
白ソーセージの皮は残さないとrudeですか?
>>60609453
イイネ :3
>Get a homestay in japan with a newlywed couple
>Have sex with the wife
rate my plan
>>60609569
100%
>>60609624
10/10
I see no repercussions either
>>60609597
いや別にそんなこともなく、そのまま皮ごと食べちゃう場合が多いよ
>>60609624
>wife
>not husband
0/10
>>60609624
all planed
>>60609442
Young generation can't feed their children because of low wage.
Until one or two decades ago, most of women didn't need to work because their husbands could earn enough money, but now the situation was changed.
Men can't earn enough money anymore, so women need to work, but we don't have enough number of kindergarten that cares kids while their parents work in daytime.
Japan is shithole already.
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1rmxPEyLbNLKN
babymetal
>>60608897
t. 5million people country
>>60609624
Is getting caught a part of your plan?
>>60609695
答えてくれてありがとう
正直、面倒なので皮ごと食べてたw
I have a question to Europeans.
Do you have an experience that a refugee did a wrong thing to you in real life?
>>60609859
>Japan is shithole already.
Well to be fair if we only count the population-density and the lack of living-space on the Japanese Islands, its not really surprising and its actually rather a "good thing" that your population is decreasing.
... well if there wouldnt be the massive amount of old people and the globalist economic faggots who would want to fill countries with migrants (aka modern slaves) to keep their working-force, though.
>>60610088
いえいえ
>面倒
そんなものですよ 自分も一々面倒だから大抵の場合そのまま皮ごと焼いて食べちゃうかな
>>60610156
They raped my country
Peru
Tell me what I should do to make money in China and become rich
>>60610156
a jap tried to ask me for directions in london
I fucking dropped him right there and then, that'll teach that stupid fucking jap to speak when fucking spoken to
What is a money worshiper?
In Japan, money worshipers continues to divert Japanese money to China.
Money is made up of investment and recovery.
Because of that, a certain period of time is required.
Though, money worshipers want immediate money.
The problem of a money worshiper is not a problem between egoism and altruism.
That is not a problem of moral.
It is said that a money worshiper is a stupid person who breaks long-term benefit.
>>60604747
maybe 3DCG
>>60610192
>the massive amount of old people
The problem is .... there are too many old people in Japan. Look at the pic. It's expected that young generation will receive much less amount of pension than old generation receive.
Old people use young people at low wage, and they even receive pensions from young people which makes young people unable to make their kids.
We should invent a machine that can combine some old people into one muscle young man.
>>60610264
No, that's not refugees, but your politicians raped your country.
>>60610156
Does recieving "several throst-slitting gestures" count?
Atm the worst thing that happened was that a IS-terrorist who wanted to blow up a city in the north was arrested near my town t.b.h.
>>60610716
Do IS-terrorists enter Europe as refugees?
just found out i'm going to be an ALT in kurashiki-shi okayama-ken
Can't wait to interact with some real nihonjin!
>inb4 le english teacher in japan meme
>>60610682
Well yeah, if the government really wants to solve that problem then they have to raise the wage sooner or later, but I guess the vote-counts from the old people makes it that way that the politicians dont really give a f*ck about it, eh?
>We should invent a machine that can combine some old people into one muscle young man.
>one muscle young man
呼んだ?
>>60610852
"Some" did, the one that was catched here also did enter that way :^)
>>60610402
I couldn't understand a point of you post, but I could understand that you are frustrated by something related to money so much.
>>60610682
AI and robot technologies will solve the problem.
50% of people don't need to work in 2050.
99% of people don't need to work in 2070.
>>60611287
>neet dream becomes a reality
>die
>>60610987
I understand a money worshiper is stupid after all.
You can't understand long-term benefit.
I can understand you frustrated by someone's post because you answered to your understandingless post, too.
>>60611287
Are you 10 yo?
>>60611287
Nah. It wouldn't happen in my life time period.
When I was a kid, the same thing was said, but robots haven't replaced humans yet even 16 years has been past from the millennium.
>>60611383
I couldn't understand your post because yours is not logical at all. Seems you aren't good at explaining.
>>60611403
>>60611596
Doraemon's birthday is 9/3/2112.
>>60611559
You are a person who insists that 'I admit only the person who can persuade me', aren't you?
That is not logical in itself at all.
>>60611596
あんま変わってないな
>>60611844
>You are a person who insists that 'I admit only the person who can persuade me', aren't you?
This isn't logical. What made you to think so? I just pointed out that your explanation is shit. You can make me agree with you if you give a good explanation to me.
国債がマイナス金利だってよ
今年度予算は9.9兆円の利払いだが、これを払わなくていいの?
そうならプライマリーバランスをほぼ達成?
この辺はちゃんとできてる
人類すごい
>>60611965
In fact, you stick to only unessential part.
You forget first conversation completely.
What value is your agreement?
>>60611596
the hyperloop is just like my ass
>>60611894
the interweeb is a bigger change than flying cars
「客よし店よし世間よし」を金か道徳かのどちらかにしか分類できないのであれば、何を話しても無駄だろう。
>>60611894
東京は違うけど岡山はこんな感じだったわ
>>60611287
>2070
2070年に後で死ぬと思う
>>60612392
Hah? Your first post wasn't understandable for me (and everyone, I guess), so I pointed out with you that I couldn't understand, but you didn't admit it ever, and just claimed I was wrong because I wasn't able to understand your shitty unlogical claim. How can you be such a shame person ever I've seen?
>>60612499
おまえ、よくそんなんで、堂々とコテハンつけてられるよな。逆に尊敬するわ。
>>60612682
結局直観的に理解できない屁理屈屋から説明を求められたときに
その時間の無駄を省くために宗教があるんだな。
post cute nico nico girls
>>60612711
なにそれ、直観的能力?お前の説明を理解するのには、そんな能力が必要なんだな。
>>60612628
You want to say only someone's vilification.
>>60612771
I found one.
where is the best location in tokyo to rent an apartment if I want to fuck japanese girls?
money is not an issue.
>>60612785
直観のないロボットと話せないだろ普通。
当たり前だろ。
>>60612895
too sassy
>>60612896
Chiyoda-ku 1-1-1
>>60612922
I found one a bit more demure looking.
>>60612826
So..., do you admit your first post was just a shit explanation, or do you still claim I am wrong because I am lacking of comprehension ability?
Honestly, I can't get why you are proud of this shitty post >>60610402.
Is it impossible to live comfortably in Tokyo? Company I work for is sending me to Japan for a few years and I wonder it the trip is going to kill me financially.
>>60613086
nah
>>60613116
I found another one with greater sex appeal.
>>60613178
ya das it mane
>>60613112
Helsinki is more expensive.
>>60613219
Really? I find hard to believe that city with population of less than 600 000 is more expensive than worlds largest city.
>>60613274
>None of them is wearing a seatbelt
0/10 would not fuck
>>60613093
What does 'shit' mean?
You say that is neither wrong nor correct.
You only say bad things.
Why can I explain that?
>>60613359
the one with the purple skirt looks she can get wild tho
a true nikkubenki
>>60613359
Does the police care if you wear a seatbelt or no in Russia?
>>60612972
>Chiyoda-ku 1-1-1
why?
>>60613262
Maybe accommodation is more expensive, but there are smaller places where people can live comfortably.
Japan is cheap, but you get way more than what you pay for.
>>60610943
LE ENGLISH TEACHER IN JAPAN MEME
GET KEKED 420 YOLO
The 'shit man' who says only 'shit'
>>60613359
the car isn't moving I guess.
>>60613418
I don't drive, but in a taxi the driver asks me to belt up
>>60613362
Ok, you firstly posted this >>60610402, and I replied to you in >>60610987 that didn't contain any insulting word, which just implied I need additional explanation from because I didn't understand your post, then I got your offensive reply like this >>60611383.
Who only said bad things?
>>60613507
>I don't drive
you are not old enough? (´・ω・｀)
>>60613274
hmm change
>>60613421
The palace is there.
