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乙
>>60528924
乙
>>60528924
なつかしい!乙
>tfw no jap daughter to watch aikatsu with
>>60528924
おつ
>>60529069
any updates on this?
>>60529036
きめえよw
もしこのスレッドの日本人の誰かがキリスト教に転向したら、あの人に鉄砲をあげます。どうですか?
×I'm going to learn myself Japanese
○I'm going to teach myself Japanese
>>60529163
civil war by muslims when the queen will die
>>60528132
>>60529094
But cars can be used anywhere as long as there is fuel..?
There's many different car brands, but a car is a car, right..?
>>60529163
didn't even know about it, charles is a cuck, people only care about william and harry and of course are liz
>>60529315
>a frog trying to chat shit to anyone about muslims when euro 2016 is right around the corner
kekaroo
>>60529276
転向して鉄砲貰ったらキリスト教やめる
>>60529163
Yeah, gay Prince - when Liz dies we'll have a second Queen.
>>60529276
けっこうです
>>60529306
○I'm going to learn you some English
>>60529347
Please care about Camilla too...(´・ω・｀)
>>60529453
I'd respect your country all the same.
○I'm going to masturbate myself some porn and go to bed
>>60529610
Give us the link to the video you masturbate to.
We need to know what turns you on.
>>60529610
Good riddance
>>60529342
Japanese cars are loved the world. Or Lithuania does not love a Japanese car?
>>60529703
>I'm so angry cause I made a mistake then lied to cover it up
>>60529276
ハイハイハイ!
キリスト教に転向しまーす!!!!!
What's up guys?
>>60529745
The only mistake here is the founding of the USA
>>60529276
歴史のナイスジョーク
me on the right
>>60529960
me on the left
let's fuck
>>60529276
Do you have a gf?
>>60529960
LOL
>>60530068
>LOL
>>60530055
いない、プロクシさんは?
What does it mean when someone says そういえば?
>>60530157
"Speaking of..."
>>60530157
If you say that
>>60529733
リトアニアの人々は日本とドイツ車を好き。
好きなドイツのブランドはAudiとVolkswagen。
好きな日本のブランドはToyotaとNissanとMitsubishiです。
http://www.delfi.lt/auto/autonaujienos/populiariausi-lietuvoje-vazinejantys-automobiliai.d?id=66940588
(´□｀｡)
Me on the right
>>60530199
ぞい子の大人気がまだ分からない
>>60530240
are u a wizard
its funny how in my 8 years doing business with china I had never meet a single honest chinese person
>>60530105
you are my gf
>>60530157
It's sort of a transitional phrase, mentioning something about a topic you're already talking about. Sort of like "On that subject..." or "Speaking of..." or "Now that you mention it..." etc. It's easier to understand the concept rather than think of it as a direct translation.
>>60530323
俺はゲイじゃないよ
>>60530313
stop studying foreign languages, your english is getting worse
terminez l'etude de la langue foreigne, ton anglais is getting worser
>>60530313
>Believing in others while doing business
この歌詞はフランス語ですか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUjgk1N7728
>>60530199
>>60530196
thank you
>>60530372
>terminez l'etude de la langue foreigne, ton anglais is getting worser
>>60530418
>明日から
>>60529932
肉裸で売ってたら腐るで
>>60529240
but we are supposed to be cute girls on 4chan.
Why is it a bad thing that a cute girl gives a kiss on a cute girl's cheek as a token of her appreciation?
on the top of that, it's common to give a kiss on other's cheeks in western countries regardless of sex.
ポルトガルにはアジア人はたくさんいるの?
>>60530835
アルベルト ・のみ
>>60530824
>it's common to give a kiss on other's cheeks in western countries regardless of sex.
Not in my country.
>>60530835
ポルトガル人だらけだと思う
あー眠い
>>60530372
yep , even my spanish is worse now,
Im looking a way to develop a mental key to switch between languages
currently all languages are all together mixed in my brain , I hope later to make each language have a mental private room
>>60530392
I would feel bad making my customers , suppliers lose when Im winning , its not fair, I think Im smart enough to make a win - win business relation with all my partners
somebody wins somebody lose is a white thing, the colonial thinking where colonies lost and whites won
I dont agree with these practices, white ideas of explotaition and humilliation of the other, abuse for a profit
somehow I expect to make my chinese partners understand that Im not a white abuser, colonial white dude
they can trust me, Im a fair guy
>>60530953
I always think that Brits are different from other Europeans
Like, personal space, culture, and so on
>>60530965
それはひどいな
>>60530953
>>60531068
Not common in my country either
>>60530835
マカオとかインド人が少しいるくらいじゃないかな
>>60531003
>I would feel bad making my customers , suppliers lose when Im winning , its not fair, I think Im smart enough to make a win - win business relation with all my partners
Well thats not bad, but not everyone thinks that way tho
>somebody wins somebody lose is a white thing, the colonial thinking where colonies lost and whites won
ayy
>>60531068
In most Western countries it's common for men and women to kiss one another on the cheek as a greeting, but only the Meditteranean Europeans do it regardless of gender.
>>60531172
nobody asked about oil israel, bjorgen
>>60531104
Not really, no, only french people do that as far as i know.
>>60530835
中国人が多少いる、(まぁ、世界中で中国人がいる)
だって全員同じに見えるから、僕の都会で日本人旅行者を見るときいつも中国人だと思ってる、
>>60531068
It's true. In fact, I like to think of Britain as the 8th continent.
>>60531275
Oil israel is in europe too, limey
>>60530824
>but we are supposed to be cute girls on 4chan.
stop bringing boring /a/ meme here.
>>60531172
>>60531247
I don't mean only kiss culture
I can't explain well, but they look different from continent
>but they are similar to Finns for some reason
>>60531287
they look like Koreans to be honest.
>>60531322
>continent
Not that big m8
>>60531324
bjorg pls, don't you have some swedes to be jealous of?
>>60531354
Yes Brits are more like other Anglos than Continental Europeans, in fact when I visited it often seemed like a cold, rainy version of Australia.
在日パンチョッパリって何?
>>60531398
>Not that big m8
We're a pretty big country.
(´・ω・｀)
>>60531501
>bigger than France
wwwwwwwwwww
What is this map?
>>60531501
>>60531247
Most Europeans are gay.
>>60531556
It sometimes fools Americans who aren't extremely familiar with maps of Europe. I can see you've studied your geography though.
I hope I've misled at least a few people into thinking that the UK is a fair bit bigger than it actually is.
>>60531438
I feel same as my country
It's asian country but not same as continent
They speak different language, drives different side, different religion…
>>60531556
Fake.
>>60531727
>bigger than it actually is
Why
It's great as it is
C’mon, so many people call Japan very tiny country but actually it's bigger than Germany (smaller than France tho)
>>60531619
I believe Muslims can prevent Europeans from becoming gay.
how would you feel if your asian male friend invites you to go to a brothel , but its too late than there is only one girl working, you asian friend let you fuck her first , and later he fucks her
how would you feel after this ?
>>60529276
はい、ついほーう
南京や731部隊などのことが存在しないよ!
中国豚野郎の絶対の嘘だよ!
Small Pee pee?
Bonne nuit!
>>60532771
資料を持ってるのはアメリカ、台湾、日本であって1949年に北京に政府を作った中国共産党は何も知らないはずなんだよね
>>60532120
Biggest dick should go last
今日食べた料理で一番身にしみた。
お味噌汁。
>>60532120
Trick question, I'm not so pathetic and repulsive that I need to go to a brothel to get laid.
>>60533067
おやすみ pal
>>60533270
これ、味噌汁サーバー
カップヌードル的に発想を変えて世界に広めよう
>>60533920
コーヒー汁らしい、あまり美味しなったみたい。
>>60533920
西洋人にジョッキで飲んでほしい
>>60531003
my kindle´s 2nd page
rate
Iエ工
>>60534392
write me a fizzbuzz using tail recursion
https://youtu.be/AtngcgJRDLw
fuck sports?sports?
>>60533920
I wonder if miso soup is popular even other than Japan.
If not, I think miso servers are not in demand to be honest.
>>60533920
That would become a cockroach incubator easily.
>>60534794
I love my miso soup AFTER my meal
>>60534220
>コーヒー
いやコーヒーじゃないべよ
たいして味変わらんべよ
>>60534966
I went to a Japanese restaurant in Europe, and ordered a miso soup. The price was fucking 3 euros. It was a super overpriced shit.
Miso soup should be given to customers for free.
>>60531872
T-thanks, anon.
I'll try to come to terms with how small it is. It's just you know how cruel girls can be when they find out you're from a small country.
>>60535020
>べ
それは関東弁の言い回しじゃないね
>>60535125
that's seems to make sense that's japanese food is more expensive outside of japan.
Why did you travel all the way to europe just to go to a japanese restaurant? That just makes no sense.
>>60535089
I'm going to stay awake as late as possible.
but I would end up falling asleep in the middle of shitposting..
>>60535287
Maybe he was homesick.
>>60535287
It's impossible to live 3 days without rice for me.
>>60535408
アハーン
>>60535125
when I order food it's given for free
>>60535187
関東弁 does not exist.
関東一円を包括できる方言体系は存在してないです。しいていうなれば首都圏方言
I am from north Kantoh desu :)
the typical dialect of north Kantoh is ~だべ or ~だべよ
聞くの練習のためにラジオ・ナマと言うウェッブサイトを使ってみた。 なかなかいいと思うけど他のサイトを知っていれば、教えてあげないか。
日本語でListen in the backgroundとは何と言う?
>>60535187
>>60535187
むしろ東北~関東圏の代表的な訛りだゾ
東京埼玉あたりの南関東のヤングボーイズはほとんど訛ってないから使わないけど
>>60535287
Of course, I enjoyed some local food during the trip as well. But it was interesting to see Japanese restaurant in foreign countries. And I discovered a fact that miso soup was super overpriced.
>>60535702
でも神奈川出身の中居は~だべて言うてるけど、あれと北関東のだべはﾙｰﾂちがうの?
あと~だべ以上に北関東は~けをよく使う。
例「外雨降ってんけ!?」
>>60535634
>I am from north Kantoh desu.
Oh, what a coincidence! I'm from Northern Kanto too.
>>60535815
北関東は、だべとはあまり言わないよ。だんべは結構使う。
神奈川と言っても中居は藤沢出身
湘南と横浜じゃ文化が違う
関東弁はある
例えば十分をじゅっぷんという
本来はNHKのじっぷんが正しい日本語
>>60535089
それな
お休み
>>60535815
wikiによると昔は江戸でも使ってたけど上方方言の影響で使わなくなっていったらしいから
もともと関東全域に広がってて都会のところでだけ消えていったのでは?
栃木出身かな?自分は雨さ降ってっけ?てなるわただ茨城でも南と北で違うからなあ
>>60535815
>外雨降ってんけ!?
I remember that my homeroom teacher had often used ~け when I was a junior highschool student
>>60536054
まあ、違いはあまり大きなっかたじゃない、大丈夫だ。
運動しました。
わたしは一番の強力な人です
>>60536603
お疲れー
>>60536603
>運動しました。
何の運動したの?
What kind of exercises did you do?
>>60536141
だべめっちゃ使うべよ
だべとだんべとだっぺはみんな一緒さね
>>60536603
Welcher Sport? Tischtennis?
>>60536835
deadlifts, rows, ohp and biceps
>>60536603
masturbation doesn't count as a sport
>>60536932
>>60536956
gym workout
>>60536087
それが一番正しいと思う。江戸のべいべい言葉とか言われてたらしいしね。
大昔キリのあげた写真に自分の学生時代の通学路が移ってたとだけ言うておきます
北関東の方言は語彙より無アクセントなのが特徴的だな〜
語彙は標準語でもアクセントは訛りとして残りやすい
標準語も大半の方言も高低アクセントだからね
>>60537025
実は俺も栃木県在住だよ。
なんでこのスレって特定の地域ばかり集まる傾向があるんだろう。
as a matter of fact, I live in Tochigi too.
I wonder why this thread tends to gather people who live in particular regions.
>>60537265
あめとかはしとか一発でばれんね
こうやって妙なところで撥音になるのも特徴の一つ
>>60537517
なんだこれw
>>60537517
>群馬 カンベンシトクレ
>栃木 イヤーワリーネー
>茨城 スンマセン
wtf this pic is ridiculous
>>60537517
青森と岩手はどうなってるんだ・・
>>60537731
多分青森は無作法でした
岩手は申し訳ないでがんすが元だと予想
沖縄は知らん
>>60537517
何て名前の本ですか?読みたい
近畿3県がスンマヘンなのに奈良だけゴメン、って
ここでも笑かしてくれるのねあの地方は
>>60537517
someone vocaroo all of these
>>60537885
Sorry, don't know the source, found it on some matome site ages ago.
>>60537517
I dont get it... what is this about?
>>60537872
なるほどなるへそ
見返してみたら愛媛だけなぜか「コラエテ!」って上から目線で笑った
>>60538055
tears
>>60538055
how each prefecture says sorry. the red lines are the pitch changes
おもさげねがんす
お許しえってくなんせ
>>60538335
I dont know why, but I hate french posters
>>60538589
it's in your blood
>>60538055
random readings and pitch
マリーダさんの画像ください
暑い
http://imgur.com/pgytg5d.jpg
テス
私の日本語はうんこでした。
でも今はちょうど悪いです。
>>60539540
spooked
>>60539662
全然うんこじゃないよ
>>60540002
二重否定ですか?
>>60540167
二重否定の言葉は僕にはちょっと分かりません。無学を武器に生きてきたので・・・
>>60539923imgur使えんのかなって
>>60540727
すみません、わかりません。日本人の日本語はとっても硬いです。英語で?
jewpan
>>60540954
sorry,Words of 二重否定 does not know me.I'm head bad.
>>60541000
jew is a extinct specie in Japan.
日本人はなぜ
>>60541397
すごいのか。
I bought instant coffee GRANDOS cafe gold.
Have you ever seen and is it famous in Europe?
your mom finds your 4chan folder
what do?
>>60541714
Never. I drink mostly tea or Jacobs coffee.
Jacobs and Nescafe are pretty much everywhere.
>>60541738
I only have retarded reaction faces
>>60541299
When you said
全然うんこじゃないよ
i thought
"全然" -> not at all
"じゃない" -> not
So I thought
全然うんこじゃないよ = "Not at all not poop" = "it is poop"
i thought it was a "double negative" (二重否定)
so like
"you can't not do it"
which really means "you must do it"
but I found a
thread that explained that 全然 =/= "not at all" and
全然うんこじゃないよ = "Not poop at all"
私の日本語が分ければならない。
>>60540954
I'm not him, but he said "I don't know how a double negative works, neither. Because I have always lived by using my ignorant ability."
>>60541802
thanks
I've never drunk jacobs i wanna try it
>>60539324
>音声検索
>テレBing
>リスボン
>10 notifications
>>60542954
>>10 notifications
i bet hes a normie
>>60542085
I think,全然 is Emphasis of うんこじゃない
negative+negative=positive
I was not able to get to sleep after all even though I was going to sleep by 2 am.
I'm wondering if I should take sleeping pills to get to sleep easily.
>>60543089
>i bet hes a normie
he has a battery charge above 10% though. normies don't know how to charge their phone above that
>>60532771
それは本当のことだ
再審「南京大虐殺」
世界に訴える日本の冤罪
The Alleged 'Nanking Massacre'
Japan's rebuttal to China's forged claims
http://www.ne.jp/asahi/unko/tamezou/nankin/alleged/index.html
リンク先を読んでくれ
>>60543346
try ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJxy3tY6QY
just vomited. I'm now hungry.
>>60543346
try melatonin
>>60543781
eat your vomit
>>60543460
I can't understand why she have a ring on her norse. It's not cool nor hot.
>>60543829
to be unique
>>60543829
she's actually cow
Next thread?
Soon ... very soon indeed
>>60532771
共産主義者のプロパガンダだよ
>>60543089
I am not a inormie!
>>60543346
blaze it
>>60544076
kill it with fire before it lays eggs
>>60544076
立てちゃいなよ
>>60543897
>>60543928
I prefer bunny to cow. I wish she became a bunny.
>>60544271
>>60544277
>>60544151
i just made fun ^-^
>>60544076
Probably not that soon. Thread gets a bit slow at this hour and we've still got more than a hundred posts to go.
>>60544485
Bleeding hell
Check out this Debbie Downer
>>60543346
日本人は薬が嫌いじゃない?
>>60544601
Can't have your head in the clouds all the time m8
おはようございます
>>60532771
そう、中韓のプロパガンダだ。
そして、そのプロパガンダと戦っているのが知識武装し世界と論争しているネットの戦士達。
彼らが現代の侍なのだろう。
>>60545199
おはよう 先輩!
>>60545199
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
I hope your day starts sugoi and also ends that way too.
where is the best place to hold my burger in toilet when i eat it but need to take a shit?
>>60544469
>>60545351
Your mouth
>>60545351
If you're being accompanied by a trusted friend or acquaintance, you can ask them to hold your burger for you while you evacuate your bowels.
>>60545351
on top of the toilet paper dispenser
oh wait
>>60545229
そんな奴いるの?
>>60545351
floor
>>60542085
you are retarded, 全然 is use with negative to mean "not at all".
>>60545929
>burger not on top of the fries
Ohahahayou
>>60545929
wtf
>>60545929
嫌らしい
>>60546120
>gay swede
>>60546120
Ohayo gozaimasu.
Welcome back to wakefulness.
>>60546259
I like pucci, so what
Today I do not have any breakfast at home
>>60546120
oyoy
I was wondering, what are you doing in japan, are you teacher or something else?
>>60546351
he's a pen collecting swede studying in japan because his government fucked him over or something like that
>>60546322
>gay swede who has a bizarre hatsune miku fetish and an ugly bum chin
>>60546322
No offend question, but why do you post on 4chan instead of posting 2ch.net? Do you hate of speaking/writing Japanese all the time, so you are escaping from it?
日本人はヨーロッパのサッカーカップを見ますか?
>>60544076
この女の画像以外で
tfw never will have the chance to dominate janai irl and make him my big dicked bitch boy
>>60546639
多分
>>60546533
見るわけないじゃんサッカーなんて
>>60546417
My bum chin is smashing
I also have a faint bum on my nose
>>60546862
>I also have a faint bum on my nose
I also have a nose bum.
I want a doge
>>60531523
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs7BWVLkRe_7TVLxI4lT2yg
あのチャンネルについて、あなたですか?
>>60547042
this is fake
>>>/wsg/1121713
彼女の名前は何ですか?
>>60547081
no shit sherlock
>>60547180
>dog simulator 2017 xD
>>60547176
Channel name of that video is 高橋梢枝. Maybe read as Kozue Takahashi.
>>60547176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ2RasqR1k8
https://soundcloud.com/kozue-takada-official/3-2-14
Kozue Takada
海外でもまんが日本昔ばなしは放送されてたのかな?
>>60547354
>>60547410
Cheers lads
>>60547410
>>60547176
本八幡ルート14 is the name of a venue btw
>>60546120
ohayo
今日は雨降るみたいだよ
