wahey edition
>>60516119
>capitalism
Shit country shit general brexit int now please
i am the edgy USSR mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9UrnOCcms4
me lads
Reminder not to acknowledge or reply to YANK posters.
Based lads looking after your old dad's bread.
Didn't even put us in a home yet or nothing.
Waiting for that talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA
>>60516119
thoughts on the debate between Nigel and Cameron?
HELP
I'm looking for the video of a black weeaboo girl that I think was trying out for an anime or something? Regardless it was high pitched and in that style. It was posted on /int/ recently and I can't find it anywhere.
how did i do in this internet argument guys? starts about here http://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/g/54971111 i'm the american who doesn't know math
>>60516170
Love the Jim.
hmmm still waiting on that reply love. don't worry though haha I love being seenzoned xx
I'm so glad last nights audience was a true reflection of modern Britain.
Rule britannia
Britannia rules the waves.
>>60516238
yeah i use to find him obnoxious but now i really enjoy him
>>60516235
try to link again >>>/g/54971111
>>60516240
>>60516170
We are annoying cunts. It's all true.
>>60516250
Alcolocaust is sublime.
>shes drawing something political..
How can Brexit even compete?
>>60516250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjvfIJstWeg
why do they call it brexit?
why not just EXIT?
>>60516342
it's a gimmick
people like gimmicks
>>60516335
>>60516342
>BRitish EXIT
doing a molyneux
>>60516368
OHHHHH i get it
How much will it benefit my fitness if I swim one kilometre a day, increasing this figure by say 250 metres a week?
>>60516400
Well it's not not going to benefit your fitness.
>>60516400
It would definitely damage your fitness
>>60516368
He's not a Mexican bud. He's some odd chap that hangs around /brit/ with a Mexican proxy.
Just so you lads know.
I'm fucking off to bed. Based fellas
>>60516428
jajaja yo no soy un proxy pinche pirata wey
>>60516400
depends on your definition of fitness.
if you are looking to get muscular, definitely do not do it. endurance will eat away at muscle and tone it, not build it up. but if you are an endurance guy, sure.
>>60516446
That sombrero tho
>>60516419
How so? Should I slow down those intervals?
Also how much difference is my pace gonna make? Say I can do 50m in less than a minute in my current fat state. Is that sufficient?
>>60516460
Yeah definitely wanna get toned rather than built. Just don't wanna look skinny fat anymore.
Then again, I don't wanna look like a lanklet, since I'm 6'3
Who else here eats their veggies before their meat?
>America can elect Trump or Hillary
Imaging being in a situation where fucking shillary is the sensible choice
>>60516529
>>60516487
Don't listen to these broscientists
Obviously swimming, and adding more each week will get you fitter. It will build a little muscle, but to get that swimmer "look", you will need to drop bodyfat, which is mainly done through your diet.
Eat around 1500 calories a day, get around 70g of protein, do you swimming and maybe some push ups/pull ups/sit ups and you'll be alright m8
>>60516493
Yeah i eat the maccas fries before the burger
>>60516529
delete this please
agreed to separate with the wife last night lads. bit fucked up this morning desu. didn't sleep much, work's going to be weird
>>60516600
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>>60516569
edit: I've contacted the janitor. if you don't delete that post you will be banned.
Only 11 hours of wageslavery + traveling left today until I can relax for 3 hours.
Can hear the wifes son is awake. He'll want his breakfast fixed for him I guess
what's the difference between trump and hillary tbqh
they are both the same crap.....and euphoric conservatives believe they are both evil socialists
>>60516626
>only half an hour left to relax before a day of wage cuckery
>>60516635
Hillary: Obama Lite
Trump: Build a wall, get rid of the Environmental Protection Agency because global warming is fake, deport all Muslims, economic and military isolationism
>>60516626
It took me ONE HOUR to get too and from work yesterday because of traffic.
I'm effectively spending 10 hours at work
>>60516674
>economic and military isolationism
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
>>60516686
where do you work lad? are you driving in or getting a bus?
>>60516686
30 minutes each way isn't bad
>>60516674
Would vote trump for the ebin memes Tbh
neighbours just had sex
>>60516704
That's 1 hour each way.
>>60516703
Wolverhampton and I drive from Birmingham
>>60516704
fuck off nonce
>>60516710
I quite like that he hasn't got billionaire companies backing him to bend the laws in their favour should he be elected.
>>60516716
Ah right, that's quite bad then.
>>60516716
get a train lad
>>60516741
That would take even longer
>>60516741
did you mean to reply to >>60516712
air con's knackered
sweating like thailad in a nursery
>jim jeffries
>louis ck
Who the fuck listens to such dual cuckery
>7am
>25 degrees in my room
Why is this allowed?
>>60516550
Thanks m8! You a swimmer if I may ask?
>>60516758
You're going out of your way to sound british at this point
juden RAUS
>>60516758
about two nights ago my neighbour's air-con literally set on fire.
Just heard loud popping then the building's security knocked on the door to inform us for some reason (It was out and under control by this point).
>>60516761
jim jeffries' sketch about gun control is pretty funny tbf
>Brexit is actually a word people are using
>But for some reason Soccer is a "nonsense american word"
explain this shit britbongs
>>60516795
>us
ooooh thailad, you hiding someone in ya house?
>hearing brits complaining about warm weather while I'm here all rugged up and warm as it's cool out
>>60516833
The word soccer originated in the UK. Most things they bash yanks for (the word faucet, the imperial system) start there.
We call it soccer too
>>60516833
"Soccer" already has a perfectly good name.
>>60516838
I live with my gf, literally a year older than me before anyone grabs the low hanging fruit.
>>60516776
brit on vacation here
>>60516795
yeah it's because stray embers and whatever else
>>60516845
funny cos its probably around the same temperature in england as australia atm
>>60516868
Is she a gook
>>60516872
>some lad complain about how it's 18° and boiling
>I'm freezing
>check temp
>17°
wew
>>60516868
*grabs the low hanging fruit (your bollocks)*
>>60516871
Perhaps, I think they're legally obligated to inform us too.
>>60516888
No, she's not Korean.
Had a girl stand next to me at work today and i touched her hand for a fraction of a second was incredible
>>60516896
aussies will be all be black in 5000 years thanks to evolution
>>60516896
sick of spastics complaining about it being warm desu. it's glorious imho tbph
trump 2016
so horny.. might wank
>>60516942
in certain parts of the uk trump means fart. true story.
>>60516896
Reached 16°C earlier this year, never known it so cold here. Gonna freeze when I visit the UK.
fart 2016
>>60516962
in certain parts of the UK adolescent girls are groomed for sex by pakistani men for. true story.
>>60516922
Straya is us cunts and chinks.
They're not even touching where you are, they never will be.
>>60516986
in certain parts of the UK "2016" means "on me". true story.
chicano to fuck off
a bit uneasy today lads... really want to meet a nice intelligent girl and fuck her brains out...cant belive im almost 23 and still a virgin baka.. feel like shit, i want to be a wageslave as well
Don't know what I did to offend the Mexican
doing a youtube and chill with the missus
very hungover and not wanting to go to work lads
do you like lasagna, /brit/?
>>60517039
the kike sirs
>>60517039
Haha same but im only 21
>>60517039
watch out lad, the intelligent ones are usually the crazy ones
>>60517042
thailad give me so advice
>>60517039
get a prozzie?
it's really not an awful idea if your issue is just anxiety desu. just don't tell people you're one
look at this fucking dog
the kike is always ignoring me
>>60516773
I swim occasionally, not very good at it though.
It's GOAT cardio and really good for your joints.
>>60516992
The Rotherham pakis are having all manner of sharp spikey things inserted into them on a daily basis.
They are paying for their shit. Well, I hear shitting is a problem for one or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdnj-m0c-nA
>>60517094
I think people can smell the virgin on me though
>>60516529
It's fucking awful Bernie was so close to throwing a wrench into her plans
if thailad doesn't respond to this post within 1 minute i'm gonna kill myself
>>60517089
In regards to what exactly?
>>60517133
Don't do that
>>60517141
Fuck thailads a good cunt saving peoples lives and shit
>>60517141
Good job thailad
Yank here AMA lmao
thailad post gf
is she a white chink or is she brown
>>60517154
There's a few of them.
>>60517166
how much do you weigh?
Please notice me Thailad senpai :3
>>60517094
wont help much... so id fuck her once and then what? the whole point is doing it with someone you have a connection with innit.. probably will fall in love with her as well
>>60517087
im quite the mentalist myself haha.. was in a loonie house and tried to commit suicide once
>>60517141
in regards to being a failure in life
if thailad doesn't respond to this post within 10 seconds i'm gonna kill myself
>>60517204
rip
>>60517207
Is that meant to be a casual family moment?
If so, why is her hair immaculate and she's wearing leather trousers?
>>60517170
very pale but no, not going to post her because she plasters herself over every form of social media.
>>60517189
*notices you*
Very impressive.
>>60517198
Are you a neet?
>>60517204
give me half a chance lad, jesus.
>>60517173
195
>>60517215
He responded you absolute mong
>>60517120
m8 it's not like 18 or something. it's really just an expectation.
>>60517198
if your issue is anxiety, it basically just helps to remove it. you know what's going to happen when you get a girl into bed, you have a taste for blood and you are going to be less anxious.
that's if your issue is simply anxiety.
if thailad doesn't order me a dominos pizza for lunch i'm gonna try run over a cat
>250 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
shitshitshitshitshit
five people better answer me or ill kill my wifes son
DO YOU LIKE LASAGNA
>>60517222
obviously
If thailad doesnt get quads on his next post im going to crucify my little sisters gineau pig
>>60517275
post fucking machines
thailad better vocaroo himself moaning erotically within 4 minutes or ill rape my step cousin
>>60517251
Rip Mr. Meowers
>>60517275
Wake up at a decent time, get yourself some breakfast, leave your home and walk into places that may be hiring and ask if they have any work available.
>>60517283
quads get
>>60517305
Can't vocaroo in the office.
>Sitting here in my boxers sweating my tits off
>In 20 minutes I need to put on a full suit for work
Ah yes VERY impressive
lads wtf singapore is only 50km wide
K lads gonna crucify the gineau pig now
>>60517322
misread that as fur suit
>>60517334
yeah its a city state
Thailand better compose a tasteful haiku in his next post or I'll go pee and not put the toilet seat back down
>>60517347
yeah i know but still 50km is nothing
they must hate population growth
>>60517353
literally had a shit the other day with the seat up
mental
thai chicano is gay
An old smelly loo
A poo jumps into the loo,
splash! Silence again.
Remember scotcucks
>>60517363
Haha did you fall in
Sitting in work with an absolutely stinking hangover.
>>60517267
Yes
>>60517400
>Drinking on a weekday
http://youtu.be/-_qMagfZtv8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thousand_(comics)
>Wanting to gain superpowers like Peter, King returns to the science exhibit and, finding the now dead irradiated spider, kept for study, eats it. For several days, King shows no sign of mutation, until one morning he discovers his body is composed of spiders. Discovering his power to consume the innards of other human beings and use their skin like a suit after accidentally doing so to his mother, King proceeds to do the same to his father and, wanting to gain mastery of his new abilities, begins to consume and take over the bodies of various people, including his girlfriend, most of them homeless vagrants and children.[1]
>>60517395
no, had my feet on the sides of the bowl and squatted down like a frog with my hands grabbing the front of the bowl. the drop was phenomenal
>>60517039
Now try being a 26 year old virgin wagecuck autist
pirates
feel like I really just need to have sex to get over the hump of being a virgin. I'm not even ugly solid 7.5/10 just never went the distance with any girl. I was actually good at being social as well until I dropped out of uni and moved back with my parents. Now I never go out ever since all my mates don't live here.
Thankfully starting uni again in september.
>>60517386
>Air rifle surrender
>>60517439
me with the red hair
yeah yeah good morning you know who it is
>look like a vampire
>era of Twilight/vampirekino is over
Missed it by 5 years lads I would have been so fucking popular at sixth form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWrr1fCMdQ
morning lads
>>60517510
Well good morning
>>60516240
Just think lad
in 50 years a bunch of dead politicians will finally be forced to take responsibility for forcing diversity down your throats through misleading media coverage and twitter politics.
>>60517514
how are you?
>>60517475
>>60517514
wow, where is my good morning
>Watch out Angus he's got >a fucking air rifle
>>60517475
>>60517510
>>60517514
>>60517531
bit cold out...
>>60517530
alri thanks, I'll assume the same unless you say otherwise.
>>60517531
My apologies, Good morning to you sir.
>>60517548
Irish weather
>>60517416
*snickers*
hahaha hahahahahaha.... hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU LIKE LASAGNA
YOU LIKE LADS ON YA
GAYBOI GAYBOI HAHAHAHA FUCKING QUEER! GAY GAY GAY! HOLY SHIT
>>60517510
mornin'
how are you and the gf this morning
>>60517569
havent sent The Message yet
http://orangecounty.adl.org/adl-tours-the-usmexico-border/
http://sanfrancisco.adl.org/adl-meets-with-mexicos-consul-general-in-sacramento/
>>60517569
6 (six) messages on interpals though
>>60517574
>The Message
>Wahey is literally a name in Japanese (和平)
>>60517595
haven't been arsed messaging her for the last week, sending a shit excuse but it should work
>>60517590
asked a korean if she was going to get plastic surgery and she hasn't replied in a few days
>>60517590
very good numbers
crawl if you haven't already btw, since it's azn day time n that
>>60517607
bit rude
>>60517602
Ah right.. 和平
Has she messaged you or has it just been /ded/?
Reckon if I drew a smiling face on an AR15 and reminded them it was black I could force liberals into pretending to like having bulk amounts of them in their communities using their own logic.
#NotAllRifles
>>60517613
yeah did it just now desu
>>60517620
just been dead apart from her replying to my last message
>>60517039
>>60517074
>>60517439
what the fuck lads
>>60513851
>>60513861
>>60516682
>>60517532
>>60517586
>>60517569
the proto-gf is good
she said she just went shopping so i replied with
>sounds fun
>just doing some absolutely biting study
>hey btw when are you free?
hopefully she doesn't realise that i used biting in the wrong context
oi if I registered to vote just before the general election, I'm still registered to vote right?
>>60517634
Seen, gonna put a 10ner on you meeting a qt in uni when you do your masters and forgetting all about nips and asia
>>60517661
No, that was election registration, not for the referedum
>>60517661
did you get a polling card
ruski girlfriends asking for my whats app but i cant stand typing on a tiny little keyboard on my phone
the standard of conversation will defiantly drop if i give it to her
>>60517672
that is not how yellow fever works
t. yellow fever patient
>>60517654
just f*cked you up
>>60517661
dont "oi" me mate im not the singular of 'oys patois for boys
>>60517684
You're now aware that Whatsapp has a web client
https://web.whatsapp.com/
>>60517672
>>60517693
solution: date an asian girl at uni
source: am doing it now :)
>>60517661
As long as you haven't moved house
wahey this coffee has gone right to the bowels - back in a tick
Loads of smelly shit just came out
STILL FUCKING SUNBURNED AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>60517693
Is it terminal? :(
>>60517707
All that competition tho, glad I'm the special snowflake here.
>>60517707
how about fuck right off normie twat
>>60517672
very much doubt that desu
also masters is at least 6 years away
hopefully
thailad always coming in hot with nuggets of good info
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36360093
>>60517725
White people don't belong in the American continent
>>60517676
Yeah I did, phew
>>60517694
Sorry mate
>>60517744
its fine once ive got my tan
wish i was in ireland dont have to deal with sunburn there.
>>60517714
wait wait wait
*gets in the bathroom before you*
wait ... wait
*opens mouth and places it in the shitter, facing upwards*
*says with an open mouth*
OWKAY GOW
>>60517729
We'll see. Doubt you'll turn your nose up at a nice girl, with that comes the gradual takeover of your life.
Worth a 10ner
>>60517725
should have slipped, slopped, slapped then, dumb cunt
>>60517765
I have full control of my willy, I will not be swayed
good morning
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60517778
i did lad, plenty of factor fifty
>>60517786
same here havent wanked in ages
>>60517788
Woo!
>>60517796
spf is a meme mate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>60517788 (dubs)
Why do their shirts say "hitlel did nuffin wlong" in Korean ?
>>60517786
"No pretty English girl, stop trying to seduce me! I like Asians and J-pop!"
t. nobody ever
>>60517802
well im not an expert since i dont live on a continent designed explicitly for darkied to live in
>>60517788
haha never clicking it again faggot
i've memorised the link
>>60517788
worrying lack of booty desu
>>60517827
and you never will be with that attitude, mate
>>60517823
>No pretty English girl, stop trying to seduce me!
>implying this ever happens ever
>>60516903
Filthy Thai ofc
>>60517823
you have obviously never had yellow fever
Fuck the system
How's the weather in Thailand? Been raining here.
>>60517861
crowded
>>60517808
lol wot
>>60517841
It might!
>>60517844
>Senki
thanks for popping by.
>>60517861
34C and sunny at the moment, but should be some rain later on.
Question to my beloved Australians:
Are you natural born banter brigade shit posters? or did you gradually transform as you observed other Aussies post over time?
Don't know what I'd do if we didn't have any Aussies about desu
>>60517861
cats and dogs
Mornin
>>60517887
cold out
>情報 - なの小夕子
really like this song but it's not on youtube
>>60517828
bet i'll get you again
>>60517878
it's, in the purest form, the delivery of our larrikinism into the information highway. like how french people act snooty online, or how americans can act stupid online.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larrikin
Love this song x
>>60517903
upload it then, start a niche channel and you might even make a few p'z.
>>60517808
how yank do i sound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cp9VlF9L91
>Nigel's cheeky "As you know."
Going to work, bye
>>60517934
cba desu
most of her other songs are on youtube just not that one
*heems the gook loving nonces out of the thread*
>>60517967
me on the right getting ready for an unch on. threw in a few kicks when nobody was watching haha heat of the moment shit boys its all good but
>>60517943
surprisingly terrible
>>60518003
listened to it
genuinely surprised that an aussie can do a better yank than me.
>>60517926
not a fan of apink desu
>>60518019
are you a yank?
Listening to the cranberries
The band not the fruit aha x
oioi Cameron
Allow me a go with ya misses, ya daft cunt
Hi Herts
>>60517993
JANNIED
>>60518030
yes of course a yank is unable to correctly portray a yank accent
use your head bruce
>>60517808
haha alri patrick bateman dont throw a chainsaw on me head bate!
>>60517965
Have a nice day
missed that somehow
>>60518032
why are you listening to a fruit
>>60517967
>tfw you weren't there to protect her
