Dropout edition
nth for bored
dude
ummmmmm... HELLO?????
TEH MAN IS KILLIN US MAN
canada sucks my dick
>>60515896
did he finally drop out
>>60515896
>proudwhitemen
>wutang tablet case
JERRY SANDUSKY IS INNOCENT!
>>60515839
A complete waste if I may say so
left is her before the transition
Why don't we have a general without spics and ungrateful Canacucks bros?
![.08_22.42.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3gpehOf.jpg ".08_22.42.06].jpg")
whos birthday is it 2day /cum/-chan ?
is it yours ?
>>60515964
no one would post in it
>>60515964
Mexican posters are pretty good. Canadians...
>>60515960
cara 2bh
>>60515950
Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R004geOm0L8
Be wary of socialist influx within the next couple months, canuck
>>60515964
Yeah that will make it better for mexicans and canadians able to talk without cucks interrupting
>>60515972
not for another 2 months
yuri
>>60516003
I think they were threatening to move to Europe this year. Don't worry, the new muslim euros will rape them to death.
>>60516003
Berniebots will finally commit Sudoku
>>60515972
i was born in the coldest month atop the coldest mountain in the coldest state
>>60515959
just another case of a famous man with powerful enemies being framed yet again
Bill Cosby is another victim
>>60515972
Try again September 23rd
>>60516016
i'm fucking H Y P E D as fuck after hearing the previews tbqh senpai
>>60516022
theyve been saying germany recently
but honestly these are lazy people
most likely thing for these people to do is hop over the border up top
Truth be told I'm kinda sad Bernie didn't secure the nomination. It proves that the rich are in complete control of democrats nomination process. Hilldog secured her nomination by bribing the right super delegates. Just how the game works though. I hope God Emperor Trump is merciful to him when the cleansing comes.
>>60516016
Can you stop posting pedoshit, you're giving us respectable good boy canadians a bad image.
>>60516041
Dr. Cosby was targeted because the left didn't want an intelligent, influential black man pointing out how flawed black culture is.
>>60516062
this. he's a good man fighting for a good cause, regardless of whether or not you agree with him politically.
>>60516062
Hillary Clinton also won the 3 million more popular votes, more states and way more hard delegates than Bernie Sanders. He fucking lost. Democrats wanted Clinton, the only reason Sanders competed was because of open primaries where independents can vote.
This fucking music choice at the rally is all kinds of hilarious
I'm losing my shit
Has no one looked at their phone to see hillary already won?
>>60516052
>but honestly these are lazy people
I know, literally every election it's someone threatening to move somewhere. They never will.
>>60516070
But how else will I spread the purity of two girls in love?
Other famous men targeted by the elite:
Gary Glitter
Jimmy Saville
Michael Jackson
Ian Watkins
YOU GOT A SMILE SO FINE
YOU KNOW YOU COULDA BEEN A CANDLE
>>60515992
this 2bh
>>60516108
Girls can't love girls, that's forbidden love. Stop tarnishing the Great Canadian name.
>>60516052
>most likely thing for these people to do is hop over the border up top
thats a total meme. when bush was elected people said they would move to canada, but the amount of americans living in canada barely increased after the election. similar story with obama.
>>60516166
>Girls can't love girls
this fucking guy
>>60516090
He should at least get the contested convention. she wouldn't clinch on hard delegates alone
>>60516166
Are you telling me you look at this and want it to be forbidden? Shameful.
What chance does Donald Trump actually have at winning?
STOP
IN THE NAME OF LOVE
BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART
Is Silicon Valley worth a viewing?
>>60516209
>"The system is rigged!1! The DNC decides who the nominee is!"
>"Oh boy I have an idea! Lets force the system that ACTUALLY requires the DNC to pick a candidate, then it will be fair!"
This is literally what Berniebots are doing. Trying to force a system that gives the DNC all the power while at the same time complaining that the DNC is selecting it's candidate. In a contested convention, who is going to win? The lifelong democrat or the independent who became a democrat last year who is also way behind on delegates, state wins, and the popular vote?
I get the sentiment but it's literally the same shit they're screaming for
>>60516224
hard to know since people really hate Hillary too
>>60516223
I don't want it but it is forbidden stop preaching your crazy talk, you even fooled an American and you know how gullible they are.
>>60516166
Girls CAN love girls
Jesus Christ please i don't care
Let bernie or trump win i just don't care anymore
>>60516276
me in the middle
>>60516274
If this is crazy talk then put me in a mental asylum.
>>60516276
me on the right
>>60516224
Betting odds? Not so great, Hillary mostly favored everywhere. Actual odds? It's possible. But it should be remembered that republicans by default start at a disadvantage. There are more locked in blue delegates than red. He needs to win a lot of swing states to win the election. Polls are very close now but Clinton still leads the majority.
>>60516253
>Silicon Valley
ive been thinking about watching it too. i think it will be good just because of mike judge. he makes good satire.
>>60516276
>>60516295
Fucking canadians always pushing the stupidest things onto others.
>people have been standing around waiting for hours now
>this thing apparently ends at 1AM pst
>bernie will talk for 30 minutes tops about dropping out
no wonder the fatties keep falling down at his rallies
>>60516301
That's what's drawing me to it. I love King of the Hill and his three films. Never really got into Beavis and Butthead when I was little. The reboot was okay.
>>60516347
muh blood sugar
>>60516324
You're illya in the back right now.
>>60516347
>fat people
ITS STARTING
>announcer literally called him next president of the united states
top lel
>>60516379
No I'm not, Illya is getting cucked by Kuro and is jealous, that's different from me. I am the golden overgrow cat because I am something people inspire to be, now stop infecting my people with your crazy talk.
>>60516224
Based on current averages from state by state polling (literally none for Nevada but usually a blue state). However they can change literally on a daily basis. Clinton generally has had leads but Trump has been ahead in a few. Right now the only swing state he is consistently ahead in is North Carolina. How does he win?
These states right here: Virginia, Florida, and Ohio. All three need to be won. That is the easiest path to victory. With that said, the biggest problem state of the 3 could make or break. Virginia faces an uphill battle. Which is why He's campaigning in Richmond starting this week. If he loses Virginia but wins the other two it means nothing, Clinton clinches.
A much more difficult way to do it is to win Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. The other 3 being traditional blue states but the trade message could help him there.
>>60516347
wew
>>60516347
looks faked
>>60516444
Good write up, thanks.
>continuing the fight in washington DC
guys got heart, I'll give him that
f
>>60516624
me on the left
FUCKING DAVID BOWIE
>>60515896
Wu tang logo checked
>>60516624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As53c0mFMjI
can't fuck w/ me desu
I went grocery shopping this afternoon and these two girl cashiers looked at me and then looked at each other and smiled, the chubbier kept trying to sneak a glance and it made me uncomfortable and kind of ruined my day.
They were both chubby and I think were just making fun of me.
>>60516586
more like extra wallets that need lining
dropping out means no more donations so he'll keep going until its not possible
>guys i know it's rough but we need a huge win in X state to keep going! i know we can do it!
>lose
>get on stage
>keep going until its not possible
>guys i know it's rough but we need a huge win in X state to keep going! i know we can do it!
ad infinum till hes all out of states, delegates be damned
THERES A STAAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKY
>all the major cali cities voted Clinton
Shit state desu
>starman for this shit
now I'm genuinely mad
what did you do today /cum/?
How has comrade sanders not dropped out yet?
>>60516736
>>60516717
eyyyy eyyy
>>60516717
>that fucking face
erry time
Any Mexicans here familiar with the poet/essayist/diplomat Octavio Paz?
I read his book El Laberinto de la Soledad, an exploration of solitude in the existential experience of the mexican identity, a year ago to practice spanish, and am reading an english translation of (don't know the name in Spanish) "In Light of India", a series of essays about indian culture and his time spent as a diplomat in india right now.
Really good stuff, I am wondering how important, if at all, he is in mexico.
>>60515992
Magyar cygani
can i move to ameriland?
i want shoot guns and eat burgers
>>60516815
Oh he's obviously important.
But most mexicans don't even know why because they don't read books, at all.
>>60516879
do you have a green card?
can you speak english well?
Can you pass a citizenship test?
>>60516892
no
good enough i guess
is that where you have to answer questions about the country, i can just study for it right?
gril doesn't have any pictures with another guy on jewbook. How do I proceed?
>>60516879
Shit man I wanna move to the Netherlands
>>60516908
yah. You need a lottery card though, because a lot of people try to immigrate here, so theres a lottery system to decide who gets a green card or not. Unless you're mexican, in which case you get Fast-trak for some reason
>>60516444
What I don't understand is that Nevada is a republican state, but the last two times they've been voting for Obama. I mean you can't even blame the mexicans, because in this case it would also have to be a democratic state in general.
>>60516932
What the fuck
>>60516879
yes
white people are always welcome
>>60516920
living here actually isn't too bad actually, the country is just pretty crowded in some places
>>60516932
can i pretend to be mexican?
i can cover myself in shoe polish if necessary
>>60516932
really?
>>60516891
Not many americans read books either, at least off campus.
Have you read any of his work, do you like it?
>>60516090
Popular vote doesn't matter because it doesn't take into account Caucasus.
Only delegates matter.
BTW there were massive electoral fraud and shenanigans in Nevada, New York and other places, people getting their affiliation switched, voting booths being reduced producing long lines, registration deadlines 7 months before the elections.
>>60516261
They just want every state to vote desu, if Hillary gets the necessary pledged delegates (without the super delegates) then they'll accept her nomination, but if she doesn't then that's what they'd want the contested convention for.
>>60516971
>>60517004
He was memeimg about illegals and amnesty.
Cubans do get fast track tho.
>>60516917
How do you know her?
>>60516965
Different turn outs in presidential and mid term elections.
Hey, what's your favorite planet? Mines the sun because it's like the king of planets.
>little yellow dot
USA peed on his flag hahahahahahahaha
>>60517004
>>60516971
if you are undocumented and if you fit an amnesty programme you get a fastrak, whether you are phillipino, mexican, honduran, or in my aunt's case, Canadian.
>>60517156
True, this would make sense and I forgot that at least here in germany the ruling party loses voters in the middle of their legislature and only manage to gain them back later, which is why they often lose some percent in the Landtagswahlen (elections of the federal states) if they are held in the middle of the Bundesregierungs (german governments) term.
>>60516932
does this apply for all latinos?
>>60517257
No, he's full of shit anyway. Most Mexicans cross the boarder legally and just don't leave. They also like to have kids here so they become US citizens. They call them anchor babies. Shitty policy we should get rid of.
/cum/s so ded
i cant revive it this time..im falling asleep..Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>60517519
The Jews destroyed /cum/.
>>60517519
A certain someone destroy /cum/
>>60517519
No one destroyed /cum/
>>60517561
>>60517659
>>60517677
hmmmmm who cud it b ?
>>60517820
The eternal kraut. Oy vey.
>>60517820
AYO
Just lettin ya no that we aint did sheiit either, jive turky.
I'm a good boy, fuck all y'all who say otherwise
You're sitting there eating your lunch and this girl comes up to you and demands that you give her all your food or she'll beat you up. How do you respond?
>>60517950
poop my pants then run away
Toes
>>60517944
You're not a good boy
>>60518010
That looks like my feet.
>>60518018
bullshit, yeah I am.
>>60518031
Pretty sure they don't
>>60518055
proofs?
>>60518058
Yes they do and I wasn't saying it as a compliment. Those feet look long and disgusting.
>>60518141
No they don't and you have no taste lmao
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.014.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.58_[2016.06.08_00.29.15].png](https://i.imgur.com/Nf8w1mV.jpg "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.014.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.58_[2016.06.08_00.29.15].png")
>tfw will never liberate planets from space krauts and fall in love with a simple minded farm planet girl
>>60518165
Our Reichsflugscheiben are way to powerfull for simply men like you.
>>60518216
Jesus. simple men. Fucking mobile.
>you will never ever, ever be a Sith Lord
>you will never ever, ever genocide the Jedi
>>60518216
how do you feel about this?
>>60518253
>>60518270
>>60518253
Confused, because none of these signs they are holding make sense. I guess I can get the message, due to what you've said before.
>/cum/ is dead again
on all levels but physical, I am anime
>>60518892
And I am hungry.
I want to try pop tarts but they don't seem to sell them anywhere here.
>>60518929
they're ok. A bit too sweet imo, especially the ones with frosting
you could get them online though, right?
>>60519008
Yeah there are stores that seem to import them. I could also see if they find them somewhere in cologne.
>>60518892
you a whitey fuckboi, nigga
saquen el flavio pues
>Do not use words "No", or "I don't know", as saying "no" is a no-no in Mexico, they feel betrayed, unsupportive and rud. So use hedge words, or find excuses and say "thank you" over and over again.
>http://www.traveltaboo.com/mexico-travel-tips-dos-and-donts/
is this true?
>>60519512
only if you are on the capital, fucking shithole of crime and rape.
>>60519512
>no don't cut my head off
no-no
>thank you cut my head off
correct usage
>>60519547
i'm rather interested in visiting edomex, not DF.
do you rather use the phrase "dónde está el baño" or "dónde está el servicio"? the latter one was used frequently when i was in spain
>>60519601
donde esta el baño of course
btw
>edomex
that's the literal shithole of the capital, please avoid iztapalapa.
haha its my birthday today
time to get pissdrunk and nearly poison myself with alcohol haha
>>60519968
dont do it lad
>>60516736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SugGPQanWtg
>>60519968
>Latvia
>relevant
>>60519028
Don't get the fruit flavored ones.
>>60520662
Shut the fuck up
>>60520489
Any better ideas?
>>60519968
>have a secret liquor stash
>just realized i'm becoming more like my dad
>>60520674
or any weird flavor, for that matter. I tried the "halloween-flavored" ones and they were disgusting
>>60520804
the smore flavor is goat, but any chocolate flavor is preferable
Why does it seem like we have so many Cali and Florida fags here?
>>60521865
only two states worth mentioning
>>60521927
teebeeaitch I can't wait to move to a state not worth mentioning. Florida's only worth it because of Florida man memes, being a freedom state, and having beaches.
Too slow.
>trump won california
my vote did count!
>tfw woke up ready for a fight
so which one of you will it be?
>>60519968
Happy Birthday Latvia!
please drink responsibly since I'm not in your will yet
With Love,
Your roommate
>>60522853
Thanks buddy
>>60522767
>tyoe up a long greentext
>go to sleect image
>browser crashes
only death can cure my pain
>>60523214
So you want me to punch you bud?
>>60523233
cant punch me if u cant catch me
>>60519968
Happy birthday.
This year the only present I wish for is that Trump wins. Would be the best birthday since some time.
me in this middle while I post on /cum/
>>60519968
Have fun but remember to drink responsibly!
>>60523761
no youre suppose to drink irresponsibly on your birthday mexico
gonna post here for a bit
>>60524194
fuck off eurocuck
>>60524244
bit rude to be honest
>>60524340
don't mind him, he's crabby
>>60524880
Didn't your daddy ever teach you not to talk for another man?
>>60525038
maybe that's why i don't speak to him anymore
>>60525066
Because he tried to teach you how to be a proper man?
>>60525106
because you take a joke too literally
>>60525128
How is that a joke? Wheres the punchline?
>>60525106
Actually, I thought you said 'talk to', not 'talk for'.
>People on /v/ unironically asking for thread ID's
I'll probably quit using 4chan if they do that
>>60526089
alright
>>60526101
s-sorry
>>60526160
gonna grab lunch kfc or mcd
>>60526316
McD, kfc is shit. Both are shit, but what can you do?
>>60526348
well I could cook my own shit but too lazy for that to be quite honest with you
fug just got back from going for a swim for the first time since my back injury, I;m so out of shape I'm a burger stereotype
>>60526398
Iktf. I live next to a Wendy's.
>>60526487
How did you hurt your back?
>>60526702
Motorcycle wreck, guy merged across three lanes of traffic and clipped my rear wheel, I wiped out and landed poorly on my back.
>>60526939
>two wheeled jew
you had it coming
>>60526939
Fuck dude, glad you're ok. My dad lost his brother to a bike wreck before I was born. I'm too much of a pussy to get on one.
>>60527025
I haven't really ridden since the wreck, mostly because it doesn't feel good for my back but also because people in Florida are fucking awful drivers.
Swimming sucks too, I used to run but I'm supposed to be doing low impact exercise now.
>30 minute subway delays
Fuck off
>>60527149
>people in Florida are fucking awful
Fixed. Anyway, you'll make it anon.
>>60527149
RIP T_T
>tfw Sanders could have been a GOAT tier president
fuck this gay world
>>60527378
>Implying any of his policies would have passed
>implying the stalemate wouldn't turn the US into a budgetless shithole like Illinois
>>60526348
EU McDonald's not that bad.
>>60526487
it sucks when you cant do exercise but you keep on eating the same way, diet's suck dick.
good morning /cum/
im going to bed
LOL
>>60528018
@60528263
You went awfully far to make fun of us
Still isn't (You) worthy since its painfully obvious but w/e
>>60529273
(You)
>>60529362
(You)
>>60529455
(Me)
I just want to marry a qt chicana and have 12 children. Why does life have to be so difficult?
>>60529497
How selfish
>>60529590
(You) da MVP
>>60529566
Do you even try to get chicanas?
>>60529678
N-no.
The only ones I've met have all been single mothers of 3 or married and I'm only 24.
last number of my post decides which city i go to for lunch tomorroww
1. mountain view
2. campbell
3. milpitas
4. morgan hill
5. los altos
6. saratoga
7. los gatos
8. sunnyvale
9. cupertino
0. palo alto
>>60529748
Do you live in the Southwest?
>>60529814
Odeum it is
>>60529858
Houston, TX
>>60529933
Go to Laredo, the population is pretty Mexican
>>60527149
Is it true that Florida has an automatic 50/50 responsibility thing in wrecks? Like, even if you did nothing wrong, it's still halfway your fault just because the law says so? I feel like I heard that somewhere but it could easily be a load of bull
>>60530037
Used to live at the border near McAllen; the single mother situation is even worse down there.
I'm sure if I was willing to cuck myself into falling for the
>wife's son
meme I could get married by the end of the week. But I just DON'T have it in me to raise another man's kid.
>>60530340
>>60530382
Then don't get a single mom
sup
>>60516016
I fucking love lesbians so much i am to become the lesbian
sorry friends
I am leaving
>>60530454
That's the fucking problem bro, all the qt chicanas are single mothers. Every last one.
Even when I was in college, the top scoring, intelligent, and ONLY qt female in my entire engineering department was a chicana who got pregnant and dropped out by junior year.
It's fucking crazy man, if I knew the only time to bag one was in high school I'd have tried harder.
>>60530614
Well I guess the only solution is to start dating high-schoolers :^)
>>60530689
I wouldn't surprised if he had trouble finding a child-less one there even; the only attractive chicana from when I was in HS had a kid on the way at 17.
Although she had always been a dumb slut.
Post fire af tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU54WpQNYic
Jannys on the loose again
>tfw you realize Halo is up to 6
Holy shit
time is warped in this place
>>60530972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EX7HR1Fsq8
starts at 1:30
>>60532458
Skriptonyt is great, we always play is shit, how did you find him out of curiosity?
Wouldn't have guessed anyone outside of the slavosphere would listen to him
>>60518251
I'm glad I don't have to be covered by Sith healthcare, I hear it's not very good
>>60532583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AECEM4j-bcg
i also like this one too
are u kazakh?
i was just browsin stuff
>>60532693
Nah, Ukrainian.
But his stuff is in Russian so it's all good.
If you're interested in Russian stuff, check out Oxxxymiron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBleNfmkScA
Dxm tonight or 4-AcO-DMT tomorrow
> I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT ON!
Holy shit this is just getting sad now.
Bernie dude you lost by over 3 million votes just give up.
>>60532898
thats some good shit
i may not understand anything but it all sounds good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jml1m-oE1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Xkq_d85Ec
>>60532949
Neither, stop slowly destroying your body.
>>60533064
I think he actually spend all the money and now pretends to fight on so he can say he used all money for his campaign and doesn't have to give them their dollars back.
>>60532693
Autistic song
>>60533333
CONFIRMED
>>60533393
it's /cum/ not /kum/ get OUT
>>60533333
dude nice
>>60533426
No.
>>60533471
kazakh out
>>60533534
So many flags
>>60533637
nice proxy nicaragua
>>60533426
euros spell Canada as Kanada so we can pretend.
>>60533534
Make me.
Im not kazakh also.
>>60533205
Go away mom
>>60533685
Fuck! Shut it down, Pablo. The american knows!
Tfw too lazy to make friends
i think texan accents are quite hot
>>60535096
Too bad they're extinct.
> t. Texan with no accent
>Canada
>Anglo
Can we just kick them out of the Anglo sphere right now?
>YFW Canada is closer to Poland than it is to the US in native first language english speakers
I want to make a ton of money and then not share it
>>60535147
Honestly same. I'm in NC. Everyone in the cities or suburbs talks normal because yanks have just been pouring in (in addition to media/etc).
What's funny is that people from NYC or Boston still have distinct accents and it's very obvious where they're from
