comfy monday morning edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
crayon pop
>>60429284
He has to share his thread with Balkans
>>60429285
>>60429276
Good posts
>>60429267
was me
>>60429284
fuck off traitor
it was probs alcohol in the ear drops desu
Need a Choa gf
>>60429315
why did all the new zealanders fuck off to /balt/ while a few aussies stayed?
![krsoss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/83XZJRi.jpg "krsoss[1].jpg")
Thoughts on this?
>>60429329
Kiwis feel more comfortable around other irrelevant cunts
>>60429329
because they lack a sense of humour.
>Flush eyes. If ear drops are accidentally put in the eyes, flush the eyes with water and seek emergency treatment if improvement is not immediate.
Google does like to exaggerate though
>>60429276
You are waifu is a filthy dyke
>>60429316
Just looked. It contains hydrogen peroxide. I think I should be fine.
>>60429284
so tell me /brit/, am i a gay cunt for liking Foals?
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvu28e2kHv0
>>60429370
pretty much ye
>>60429276
this 2bh
>>60429370
Their lead singer is bisexual, so yes. I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
>>60429417
i'm lucky /brit/ is full of gay cunts then
>>60429298
>>60429320
>>60429339
I didn't expect any less of comrade Jeremy
ramadan mubarak brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl-NXk_6CQM
EVEN BROUGHYH CAN GET A QT GF REEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fapPPSVSZs
>>60429437
You make this wholesome place sound bad
>>60429470
filtered. bye.
shut up
>>60429470
Fuck off
>>60429489
Me on the right on the left and me on the left on the right
>>60429500
>>60429484
fucking islamophobe piece of shits
fuck youre mom
Send help lads, I've fallen in love with a Chinese girl.
Cara is a massive dyke
>>60429528
Asians usually go for asians, nothing unusual
>>60429524
IMPORTANT MESSAGE COURTESY OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kladE7VtHb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Vqju_J4Z8
>>60429538
>dyke
FOY
>>60429284
*pulls you to one side*
look mate, I know you're just having a laugh and a joke, and don't get me wrong I love banter as much as the next bloke, but there are a lot of posters that this will upset, so keep it to yourself in the future yeah?
*pats you on the shoulder and sends you on your way*
vardy is staying lads
>>60429584
>2015
I knew the internet was slow over there but... Wow.
>>60429584
Aw, isn't it nice that politicians still recognise the practices of other cultures?
>>60429419
>I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
we're all dead interested
>>60429615
Seems like she's munched a few carpets in her time.
need my william sucked
>>60429565
left left, right right
>>60429538
right
>>60429590
left
>>60429615
right
>>60429644
left
2bh
>>60429370
No you're not, they're objectively pretty good.
>>60429419
I only care about the drummer.
>>60429677
top left left
top right right
middle left right
middle right at the front?
bottom left left
bottom right right
2bh
>>60429708
2bh 2bh
dont you all have jobs to go to?
Is it normal to get an erection from looking at your own body?
>>60429739
bank holiday
>>60429739
ha
>>60429739
I'm at my job now desu
Stools are a bit loose this morning lads
>>60429751
It's not winter anymore, get a job you worm
>>60429739
Currently doing the student meme so im off till september
>>60429739
lol
>>60429740
It knows you're about to molest it, and doesn't really object.
>>60429739
Don't you?
>>60429739
nah
No mum>>60429739
>>60429739
it's 8pm you wanker
>all those weak as fuck punches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t7PnrelFdY
>>60429739
FUCK
>>60429776
what are we going to do in the mean time xc
Think a baby crow might be trapped in my yard, what do I do? I'll wait and hour to see if it is still there but looks like it might not be able to fly.
PS: Baby crows are cute as fuck
>>60429739
it's 3 am you dozy cunt
>>60429888
>blocking the motorway
just drive around them also reee
and
>caring about American politics
>>60429888
I like how there's always Mexican flags.
>>60429888
feeling the bern alright
um i was wondering if after school if ur not too busy we could maybe um maybe go get ice cream or something
wew
>>60429915
>we
I am likely gonna spend it playing video games, probably read some books and go to the pub desu
>>60429974
*blocks you*
>>60429974
Ice cream? Only if you're paying mate, also 2 flakes not 1, don't take me for a cheap slut.
![1441759864830[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u8qvQsb.jpg "1441759864830[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
>that fucking mountain at 4:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
wew
>Glastonbury 2016 to introduce women-only venue
ahh yes the so-called "progressive" regressive left
>>60430029
you know something's completely objective when the title starts with
>The TRUTH about_____
>>60429924
Past year, a blackbird nest fell into my garden. The babies were then reared at gound level by their parents, until able to fly away. Maybe that'll be the same for you? Also, pics?
>>60430036
>>60430029
0.01 BRITISH pounds has been deposited to your account
>>60430046
just say you're a women and if they question you just say they're sexist
>>60430015
I had this exact conversation with my housemate yesterday, fucker got me a 99 with only one flake in it. Fuming
look at this fucking dog
>>60430047
>what is clickbait titling
>>60430083
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>60429924
Find a number for the RSPCA if it doesnt seem like it has its parents near theyw ill know what to do and might come to pick it up. They did (i think it was the RSPCA) when my dad found an injured hedgehog
>>60430046
>The Sisterhood will be an “intersectional, queer, trans and disability-inclusive space” and will be staffed entirely by people who identify as female, from performers to security staff.
jesus christ
http://news.sky.com/story/1707626/euro-2016-fifteen-terror-attacks-foiled
chances are at least one's going to get through
>>60430138
>>60430046
It will be shite
glastonbury are a bunch of nerds anyway
>>60430083
*tries to look away but a feeling overtakes my body and brings my eyes back to the screen*
https://www.fb.com/827142620679438/videos/vb.827142620679438/1079955448731486/?type=2&theater
me lads
>>60430139
only the best ones will get through
>>60430138
just say you have autismo then they'll let you in
the gf
>>60430188
hahahhahaha
>>60430139
hope one does happen sadly
it's the only way to instill Rorkeism into the general population
>>60430197
Rasheed
would Daesh (or so the called 'islamic state') be in favour or against brexit?
>girl has in her job description that she's a programmer
>assume it means a computer programmer
>ends up that she's a "social media programmer/content co-ordinator"
disappointed desu
Louis here.
My dad phoned up the National Fatherhood Line to get advice on how to deal with me from Angry Scottish Dad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hpq4Hwhi02
>I hope a terrorist attack happens at Euro 2016
>but it's because I'm actually against Islam!
>>60430259
favour Brexit
Europe is haram
>>60430259
dont think they really care that much tbqh w/ u
What are those shops called that sell coffee beans. I just got my AEROPRESS and need some beans. I could order online but it's a beautiful day so it gives me an excuse to leave the house.
>>60430291
would love to see all those regressive lefties and progressive righties blown up desu
>>60430295
wonder if they'll try and pull some sketchy shit before it then
>>60430259
apparently
something about being divisive
>>60430259
we believe that it would be irresponsible to risk to economic wellbeing of a country due to a vague view on soverignty. Inshallah Kufir bastard
>>60430052
No phone unfortunately, so you wouldn't advise feeding it or anything?
>>60430130
I can see two adult ravens circling my house, they must be their parents, I'll wait a good hour or so like I said and I'll phone the RSPCA.
>>60430308
supermarket lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
really like nigerian and ugandan refugees and immigrants Tbh
think a lot of them are actually quite patriotic and genuinely like this country
good on them
you in the right
>>60430308
stop shilling your benderpress you twat
>>60430220
did you not notice the media shilling here after the paris attacks
>dude they're not real muslims lmao
>dude not all muslims lmao
>dude the refugees are fleeing from those people #noborders lmao
>africans are bro tier
>>60430367
I'm not promoting the AeroPress®. I'm just simply asking for some coffee recommendations for my AeroPress®
>>60430314
fuck off my brother will be there
pakis better not blow shit up
>>60430375
I know but the more it happens, the less normal people will start to buy that narrative.
all it would take for news to emerge that all or the majority of perpetrators of an attack were recent refugees and I think something could happen
I'm somewhat optimistic about this issue though, I can see why people wouldnt be
>I just got my AEROPRESS and need some beans
Looks like the baby crow can fly it just doesn't want to leave my garden for some reason.
>>60430351
>im not an economist i just think britain should be more culturally diverse
ha
>>60429294
> he has to share his land with Malaysia.
>>60430351
Is that the dragons den set?
lmao
>>60430326
>so you wouldn't advise feeding it or anything?
If it is indeed a juvenile, it will be hard to find suitable food. Unless you're willing to chew earthworms and sunflower seeds and spit the purée into its tiny beak, that is.
But I'm pretty sure the adults will take care of their little one(s) before you need to call the RSPCA.
>>60430471
yeah but fair play to him he didn't pretend
>>60430515
holy shit lmao
>>60430518
yes but he then got btfo by our mate claire francis (originally from london) by just flat out refuting that claim
who here /stationary centrist/?
>>60430429
don't really see it desu, think people will just keep closing their eyes and keep ignoring every warning sign because >lmao who cares about politics
then one day you wake up in lebanon and all the fags, trannies and feminists are being hung from lampposts
>tfw warm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhrzOWuv3vo
>literally starts out with a greetings to muslims
Loving this "I'm a patriot, so I want a terror attack in our country to wake up the sheeple" meme desu.
>>60429543
>Asians usually go for Asians
Anyone else hate how much they eat when stoned?
>get stoned
>wake up next day
>bloated as fuck
>feel disgusted with myself
>have to take about 4 shits before leaving the house
>When someone upvotes your post on Reddit
>>60430554
eh?
me in the purple shirt and wig
https://youtu.be/OqzN0nqiJyQ?t=29s
>>60430581
Doesn't have to be in our country tbf, just somewhere close enough in Europe
>>60430517
Observed it for a bit more, it can sort of jump a little but not fly well, wings possibly damaged in some way? It's climbing on stuff in my yard and looking up at it's parents but not going higher than my fence when trying to fly.
You think Game of Thrones will take him if his parents disown him?
Also dubs names the crow
>>60430589
They do mostly, though it's more to do with poor English skills than sexual preference I think.
>>60429339
What a lad.
>>60430589
they do desu
t. i live in like a 70% asian suburb
>>60430623
Russel
>D-Day anniversary
>Nothing in the news
>Ramadan
>Top of the news
>>60430603
>smoking weed
Gave it up years ago, it's a waste of time and money.
>>60430619
love it desu
love
it
>>60430623
>Also dubs names the crow
Cortez
don't feel too bad lads
>>60430657
Really need to do this at some point but I'm worried I'll go mental.
>>60430291
if every team gets blown up we might have a chance to win for once
Might go to the new 'za 'straunt in town for 'unch.
>>60430623
Crowey McCrowface
>>60430603
know exactly what you mean. its always the shittiest food too
>>60430623
all cows are called berta
>>60430708
>Not Crowmac Mccarthy
>>60430581
It would be beneficial for a brexit desu
>>60430702
nice brah get extra cha thrown on your 'za for the flavour pop
doing a 'zanya for dins today
>>60430291
>if your enemies look bad, they win
>>60430623
brandon lee
>>60429543
when I was in Seoul I had bare punanny chasing me
>>60430623
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>60430608
got 158 downvotes the other day
>>60430623
Don't you have a ladder or some crates you could pile up against a tree/wall to help Marvin climb to a safe spot?
>>60430787
Idiot, lmao.
>>60430694
>dutch complaining about being shit at football
cry me a river
kholed quite badly whilst still pinging last night desu
very weird experience
>>60430780
ummmm... hello??? im here you know?????
>>60430692
If you keep doing it you'll be much more likely to go mental. One of my friends smoked it every day for 5 years straight and ended up in the nuthouse.
>>60430835
post hairy girls
>>60430801
Well I have a seat in my garden next to a wall which could be used as a good support but definitely looks like >>60430766 Brandon Lee can't fly right. I'll give it another hour or so then phone the RSPCA.
>>60430835
*turns the oven on*
>>60430804
whoa whoa, I wasn't being an idiot, just dumb yanks didn't understand some European terminology
*comments on the weather*
might waste my life for a laugh
>>60430835
Well.. this is awkward .. haha
I like urm.. George Lucas! He's a Jew, right? Oh wait.. not him the other one.
i am SO random xDDD
>>60430645
Suppose it's better than living in a 70% darkie neighbourhood.
>>60430835
literally caused the creation of Israel
if anything you'd be thanking him
>>60430867
*agrees and points out another occasion when the weather was similar*
>>60430881
>>60430835
awkwaaaaard
my porridge is too runny :(
>>60430888
*takes your spork*
love how australians are having floods now after months of making shite jokes of us flooding
>>60430837
True, it's been almost seven years now and my brain is definitely worse off for it. It's become such a part of my daily routine though :/
>>60430912
serves you right for being a gobshite
![election-best-bori_3296441b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NI5F5Xs.jpg "election-best-bori_3296441b[1].jpg")
Why didn't he run for re-election?
Is he going for PM?
>>60430914
*stabs you with my knork*
>Richard Huckle given 22 life sentences for abusing Malaysian children
nonces BTFO
>>60430916
*you become a bender*
*watches with disgust*
ahh no....not impressive at all....
>>60430962
why do they do this? don't they know it's only possible to serve one life sentence? how do they expect him to do the other 21?
>tfw no cute jap bf + cat to cook with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgtftaJAWA
the gf
>>60430993
in case one of the charges gets dropped down the line I think
Hoi 4 today lads. Who /Nippon/ here?
west-africans are bro tier
>>60430993
A life sentence doesn't always mean your whole life, it can be as low as just 15 years.
>>60430962
Christ he lived near me.
>>60430138
what a time to be alive
Voting for brexit even though applying for european uni for masters, hopefully I'll be amongst the last getting free education haha
Are crows a vengeful species of birds lads, how long would they hold a grudge if this incident with Brandon Lee ends badly? A fuck tonne of crows fly over my house and I kind of don't want to get a bad reputation among them.
>>60431052
>>60431027
konnichiwa brit-san 7(^-^)7
>>60431079
they are the smartest bird species no meming
>>60430138
what the fuck lads
>I have a person that is giving me some trouble. They are slandering me and trying to give me a bad name. They are going around saying I shouldn't be near kids or there kids. They are trying to get me kicked out of the local clubs I help with.
>I have the backing of the head people of the clubs. Is there Legal action I can take against this person? They are trying to ruin my good name.
Reminder that Kev may be a nonce
>>60431091
ARIGATO GOZIMASSS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Huckle
>In addition to Ashford Baptist Church, Huckle was also a member of a church in London belonging to a particular ethnic community which cannot be named for legal reasons.
SHUT IT DOWN.
>>60430138
>identify as
yes that's me hello ladies!
I am a Scot and I will be seeking reparations from the English for historical abuses inflicted on my ancestors
*does a poo*
>>60431136
>a particular ethnic community which cannot be named for legal reasons.
>>60431193
BUILD WALL
>>60430866
What did you say?
>Ramadan?
might go and stroke my willy and see what happens
>>60431193
I'm 1/4 Scot does that make me mulatto?
Ayyy it's this time of the week again
>Weekly Echos/ Revs pics
haven't slept at all lads.
>>60431265
>No slags from echos
About right...
>>60431265
they all look odd except the guy on the left
>>60431265
ECHOES
went to the gallery the other night for the first time, fuck me that was an experience, you ever been? ropiest place I've ever set foot in
the worst part was they had the cheek to charge £3.90 for a pint of Kronenbourg!
I WAS A POOR NIGGA
NOW A RICH NIGGA
GETTIN PAPER NOW YOU CAN'T TELL ME SHIT NIGGA
division 6 already
these people suck at this game, only lost once and it was damn close
Alright lads
I had a dream I sucked my mates dick.
It was a proper fat cock and I deepthroated it too, woke up really horny.
Am I gay now?
>>60431362
>now
>>60431336
>gallery
The dead one pretty much opposite the shopping centre?
Been in before, but not on a Saturday.
>this is your average echos slag
>>60431360
it doesn't get hard till div 2, everyone is in div 1 & 2
>>60431362
yes
Operation Beard is coming on strong
>tfw the dentist is making a racket
>>60431374
yeah mate, trust me you don't want to go there
this was a friday and the locals were fucking feral
there was a big punch up in the women's bogs, blood smeared all over the walls
sent a girl a friend request and I know she's always online and probably wants to show the friend request to her friends and laugh at me
should I just cancel it and keep my pride
>>60431374
Left is a fine seminal sentinel.
>>60431362
did you swallow
tights
>>60431360
in fifa?
>>60431396
did that once, r8
might do a cheeky download of hoi4 later on
>>60431360
What game?
>>60431374
>this is your average slag in revs
And people wonder why echos is only good for a 3am entry when your drunk as tits and just want a shag at any cost...
>>60431397
Regular blood or vaginal blood? I need to know as one, and only one, is my fetish.
>>60431396
tim must be warm today
anything on telly lads
putting the fan on to circulate the air in the room
>>60431398
too late
besides that will only show that care
just act like it's not a big deal and you forgot about it completely
>>60431441
there was a punch up
why on earth would it be vag blood you utter weirdo
>>60431396
who is this incredibly uncomfortable looking man
25 lighters on my dresser, yes sir
I gots to get paid
