brexit edition
crayon pop
>>60344187
crayon poop
>>60344214
started this gimmick
>>60344187
Soyul > Ellin > Way > Geummi > Choa
kpop
having fun in my grand strategy games lads
hmmm......not sure what to think of this
>>60344177
nice image lad
YOU constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.
>The average man lasts just 3 and a half minutes in bed
What the fuck?
Truthfully, how long can you guys go for. If I pump away at a decent pace with little to no breaks and no changing positions etc I can do 20 mins.
How do porn stars go for so long?
Not counting foreplay. Purely penetration.
How high are the chances for the Brexit to happen?
can't believe you only live once and i came out like this
wish you could reroll
>>60344270
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>>60344240
got vicky 2 installed but I've never played it
don't understand paradox games at all tbqh
>>60344177
picture 4 ants
>>60344248
>>60344248
hehe
the gimmick is catching on
>>60344272
The final result will be approx 55% remain and 45% leave
>>60344238
swap ellin with way desu
>>60344248
Should I kill myself because I know what that picture is? My life must be so sad.
>>60344177
What's your favorite Old English literature?
>>60344322
don't tell me what to do
>>60343795
>>barely look any different
yeah nah sorry mate thats bullshit i used to think the same thing back when i was fat after going from skinny to fat
>>60344323
Is it David Mitchell?
>>60344270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sicvNd20Uc
>tfw you're the only kissless virgin on /brit/
*stand up*
*forget why I stood up*
*sit back down*
>>60344372
*kisses you*
>>60344357
No don't be stupid. If you don't know you are a newfag and should fuck off.
>>>/out/
>>60344372
yeah probably
>>60344316
Fuck
Lost 2 big bass on back to back casts
Fucking frustrating
*holds up spork*
i am SO random XD
someone is revving their car in a threatening manner outside
gonna get my cricket bat and have a look
*whistles colonel bogey*
>>60344372
lost mine 2 months ago
Don't get this gimmick
half of the jf are coming here asking us to leave, the other half asking us to stay
>>60344407
alri katy
>no one stabbed me in my sleep
>>60344422
Rev your microwave back
>>60344433
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>>60344450
Where do you live?
feels good to be non-JF
I'm supposed to pack things to move into the new flat on Monday, I haven't started at all and I'm suffering on cocaine comedown so really cba haha
>it's the know it all political leaf man
time to call it a night
>>60344456
your post made me want a tea now.
gotta flick the 'wave on now
>>>/ck/7741145
>>60344497
haha lol cocaine your so cool Dude xD
>>60344372
Me too mate.
me
>>60344528
>Dude
Foy foy foy
>Feel like cooking
>go shopping to buy what I need
>get home and can't be arsed to cook anymore
might order a pizza
>>60344372
I'm in the same boat, I just don't bother composing or talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbNdMnSpZ30
need a cute geopolitical gf
just been to the tip lads
fucking love going to the tip
feel like a proper man
>>60344562
A day in the life of an abject runt
>>60344528
It's not cool I don't advocate it at all in fact I kinda regret it though I only spent 20 squid
I haven't had sex for 5 years
>>60344571
>mispronouncing croat
dropped
>>60344584
love the tip
did you buy anything from the tip shop
>>60344344
ok, I'd swap ellin with way
>>60344571
lazy eye
>>60344595
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muching a durrie
>>60344584
did you tip your fedora?
Been thinking about getting Overwatch to kill a few hours here and there.
Is it any good?
>>60344270
I've got an insensitive cock for some reason so I can last somewhere between 15 and 20 minutes if I'm quick, between 30 and 50 minutes usually and around 1 hour to 1 hour and a half if it takes me ages
I think wanking too hard when I was a virgin killed some nerves
>>60344609
Man fuck this thread you're all autist faggots
>>60344604
I respect your choice lad
>>60344655
No
The fighting controls were dumbed down to make it playable for children
just got called a fuckboy
>>60344677
>faggots
fuck off yank
willy is leaking lads
>>60344712
suck me
>>60344691
it's a computer game, it's for children by definition
>>60344712
runt
>>60344712
not quite as bad as fuccboi
>>60344602
tip shop?
I identify as gender fluid, please respect my wishes.
just called some runt a fuckboy
>>60344752
I would if that meant anything at all
ah it's one of those sweat-whilst-wanking british summer days in the low 20s celcius. very impressive
wish i was jewish
>>60344677
It's literally just Cornwall
pleb non-reddit flagger
>>60344744
dunno if it's a nationwide thing but at the ones near me they have a portacabin with stuff they've salvaged from the tip that they've cleaned up and sell on
>>60344752
'wishes' is quite apt
Told some bender I was gay and he let me fuck him in the bum haha the gullible twat
it's called the dump
fuming at dad because he wont go down so that i can wank in peace
>>60344655
not better or worse as any other bland FPS
*opens oven*
*a delicious smell of burnt runt and hellish squeals erupts*
Having a runt roast
>>60344788
fairly sure most council run tips wouldn't be allowed to do that
>>60344770
>try and get up
>sweat has acted as an adhesive and I'm now glued to my leather chair
Ahh yes, very impressive.
T H I C C
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>>60344802
The crayons seem like they would be genuinely fun to hang out with desu
>>60344788
nah mine doesn't have that, is yours a council tip?
best generals on 4chan:
/brit/
/gsg/
/tgesg/
/swco/
/got/
/sg/
>>60344837
corr blimey
This porno literally has a screenshot from 4chan in it
http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9712/meme-lover-2/
just got called a fuckboy in greggs
doing my best
>>60344788
Mine does that too.
>This porno literally has a screenshot from 4chan in it
>http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/9712/meme-lover-2/
>>60344909
Were you being a fuckboy?
you are all just
little floating plankton
no brain of your own
>>60344892
>/got/
god no that general is so shit. once /got/ started being active when they weren't airing got i left /tv/
what a terrible board and general
who /5'8/ here?
>>60344892
>>60344939
yeah
Did the drake vocals get here yet?
>>60344832
>>60344889
yeah they're both council tips
it's pretty good, I got a stone gargoyle for £3 from there
played The Division yet, lads?
Thinking about picking it up but I'm not sure about it
>want to fight and shag all the time
HIGH TEST
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>>60344900
Does Meme Lover 2 live up to the original Meme Lover?
>>60344964
In Greggs?
>>60344959
That kid reminds me of a white Lewis Hamilton.
Why are Trump supporters so autistic?
Webm related, a video from a Trump rally.
>>60344957
haha alri Marcus
>>60344994
>white
What?
>>60344849
>tfw you'll never have lunch with soyul
why live
>>60344981
Come and kill me then
>>60344991
ye x
>>60344978
Fucking
WANK
A
N
K
Honestly one of the most boring games I've ever played.
>>60345015
i dont get your plankton tier /got/ """"memes""""
>>60345021
I'd be broke after paying for her massive portions anyway desu
>>60344998
you've been posting this all day and on /pol/
also that looks like a wwe wrestler?
>>60345021
source on this?
Doing a remortgage, lads.
Mortgage literally going to cost me £220 a month. What a scam!
you know what would be nice i bet? waking up on saturday morning to your gf blowing you.
fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
driven from the mainland. to the heart of the caribbean
>>60345027
Damn, really?
Seemed like a good concept for an open world shooter. Is it just a lot of dead space or something?
>>60345099
You can't enjoy it if you're tired
>that forced, fake laugh
Wanna kick his fucking head in when I hear that.
Anyone else think he comes across as someone who would be absolutely insufferable irl? One of those know-it-alls who is NEVER wrong.
>>60345099
>you will never share your morning joint with your gf
Life is suffering
just came back from living in London, was getting paid 32k p.a and I couldn't afford to live there for more than 3 months.
fucking hell lads, mental.
>>60345107
Dead everything. Don't bother unless you've got a load of mates to play it with as that's the only way it's gonna be fun.
indian bloke, arabic bloke, an and aussie bloke are sitting there talking away.
the arabic bloke smashes his schooner throws it up in the air and pulls out an ak47 and shots it to smitherins. bartender asks "mate why did you do that?", arabic bloke says cause in arabia we've got "so much sand we dont need to drink out of the same glass twice".
indian bloke thinks "yeah i'll have him", smashes his schooner then pulls out his little peashooter and smashes it too, glass goes everywhere, cause in india we've got so much sand we dont need to drink out of the same glass twice.
while this is happening the aussie bloke is just kicking back, with his schooey sipping it, smashes his schooey, puts it down on the bar, then pulls out his .22 and shots dead both the arabic bloke and the indian bloke. the bartender says "woah woah what did you do that for?", the australian replies "because mate, in australia we've got so many illegal immigrants we dont need to drink with the same cunt twice".
>>60345139
dont know who that is desu
>>60345139
he's honestly such a melt
like budget Simon Pegg
>>60344998
Most Trump supporters are alright 2bh, loads of working class families.
It's only the Trump supporters that post on 4chan and reddit that are Alt Right autistic scum, wish they'd die
>>60344270
8-12 minutes but if I am on drugs which is most of the time; literally, as long as I want.
ketamine is the best for lasting long cause you can't feel your dick
>>60345195
Ashens. Youtuber.
>>60345098
FOB
You humans were pretty amusing at first but I'm growing bored of this /brit/ now.
>>60345059
she eats like a tank
>>60345089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yQ94dBuWJ8
7:50
>>60345183
hmm ok
On to the next one, thanks m8
>>60345259
cheers for the link
>>60345232
Makes me laugh that he thinks he's a great actor but he's fucking shite.
>>60345249
How come you people in these threads seem to know all these Youtube """"""celebrities""""""" and """""""personalities""""""""". I literally don't give a fuck about them so I naturally don't know any of them
>>60345247
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/brit/ needs to take a break
like everybody stop making threads until a certain date when we've had time to refresh and think of new gimmicks
proper shit these days
>>60345299
40% of /brit/ is underaged
Scottish ditties:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPWvnr0kU
Saddest song I've heard.
>>60345299
He's one of the most well known British Youtubers...
You don't have to care about them to know they exist. Stop trying to act cool or me and you are gonna fall out.
>>60345280
no problem
having a go on fifa
>>60345347
been like this for months lad
>>60344270
Usually 15-20 minutes if I'm not on painkillers
Give me some percs and I'll beat it up for an hour or so before I can finish, though. Comes down to either blasting off or having a heart attack at some point.
>>60345289
yeah he's genuinely shit
only good film he's done is Hot Fuzz, SOTD is overrated wank
>>60345330
Don't worry mate once you go full femboy you'll get all the pussy/or cock(?) you want
Need a shag, lads. It's been a good 6 months and I'm getting desperate.
Been thinking about going to a 'massage parlour' near me but kinda nervous about how the whole thing would go.
>>60345347
let's not make a new thread
let's just post and post on this thread till we go into autosage
and go down with this ship
and nobody makes an attempt to start a new thread
it would be bittersweet
Business idea: wank using someone else's body instead of your hands
reminder large doses of loperamide is as strong as fentanyl if you get it to cross the blood brain barrier by activating cypd liver enzymes by ingesting piperidine from black peppercorns, quinidine or piperidine extract
>black americans have their own variation of sign language
hol up
>>60345423
*starts playing bittersweet symphony*
theres a daddy long legs in my room
fucking hate spiders
Does anyone have that doing a poo vocaroo?
just measured my hands and they're way bigger than average, dunno why they look so small
Why are /brit/ posters so artistic? Was it the vaccines?
>>60345485
daddy long legs aren't really much fo a spider though aren't they? also the name 'daddy long legs' is such a weird name to call it
>>60345462
Why'd you think I bought this?
>>60345462
investing in this
>>60345462
Had a thigh gap wank before was the best moment of my life
>>60345485
>daddy long legs
>spider
>>60345404
I used to take Tramadol at one point and could literally go for hours. Then I took too many and got something called serotonin syndrome and almost died. Shame, I really enjoyed getting high on them. It was such a nice ''alert'' high and not the drowsy, sleepy high like you get with other painkillers.
>>60345405
I meant Ashens. I don't mind Simon Pegg but Ashens is a fucking shit actor.
>>60345523
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>>60345523
Apparently the Prophet Mohammed did that with his child bride Aisha before she was old enough to menstruate.
Rasheed.
>>60345139
I actually quite like his videos. Should I not?
>>60345485
keep it.
they eat other spiders
>>60345404
>>60345526
>mfw trying to have a wank on lean or poppy seed tea
>>60345584
murderer
>>60345006
Dita bringin the bants
>>60345578
whoops didn't mean to attach a pic
>>60345578
Literally who gives a fuck
If you like it then watch it
Why do you care about what some autistic fucking melt on /brit/ said?
>>60345526
>serotonin syndrome
Did you mix it with other serotonergic agents you daft twat? Also tramadol is a pleb gutter tier drug mate.
>>60345571
How do you know this? Pot kettle black lad :>
My cock is out of control.
I can't stop getting random boners and I'm fucking 24.
Was waiting for the bus today and there was a young lass of about 17 years also waiting. Gorgeous as fuck she was. Got hard as a rock and had to cover my knob up with my bag...
Next doors is being noisy cunts out their back. Can't stand them
>>60345628
Read it on an anti-Islam site
Just made a fresh cup of coffee with my NEW Aeropress™
>>60345616
good lad
>>60345509
>>60345525
what should i call them then?
>>60345584
it's being removed, they are disgusting creatures
>>60345662
>what should i call them then?
your friend :)
waited too long to ask her out and she asked me out instead lmao
>>60345655
I too visit Stormfront
>>60345593
>take some codeine
>have a wank
>takes a while
>take some more and go to bed
>fuck it, let's have another
>nothing but my imagination
>30 minutes later
>cum
>sweaty as fuck
>terrible orgasm
>sheets are soaked
>uncomfortable as fuck
Never worth it but mummy didn't raise a quitter so I have to follow through with it.
alri lads
what is female genital mutilation? what do they do to da boozzy?
Really fancy a little pack of strawberries lads
would dip them in a bowl of sugar if I was feeling cheeky
...but a bowl of melted dark chocolate if I was feeling naughty.
Daily reminder Jason Alexander's disapproving face is the best meme of all time.
>>60345686
Rorke
>>60345710
Literally had 18 wanks on lyrica yesterday my dick is as dry as a nuns fanny
>>60345139
He seems like someone who wanted to do well but it didn't really take off.
I started watching that gamechild budget movie he did but I couldn't stand it because he made his character a witty smartarse and I can't stand people who write themselves as cool.
Also he keeps overreacting to the lootcrate shite.
Really feel like I should be looking for jobs right now
Signing on on Monday but my worksearch diary is empty
>>60344270
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>>60345628
Nope. I'd taken them for a good 2 years prior to this and had no problems. Apparently it can just come out of the blue like it did with me.
>>60345728
slice off the clit
>>60345746
and that's the thing
all nuns are lesbians
doing a sad
>>60345728
Cut off the clit, but there are many different variations.
Don't reply to it
>>60345771
>>60345779
the clit is the saggy part of da boozzy right?
>>60345755
plug up your bum instead
>>60345511
>>60345794
dont reply to him
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied!
Scottish dittie for widows whos fishermen husbands died at sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1ZY8SC4ew
>>60345777
Being a lesbian isn't actually a sin. Penetrative sex is so they can lick eachothers fannys all they want and the Big Man won't care.
whats your favourite arctic monkeys song lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=givRh52Ic3A
>>60345728
that's the girls nickname for me
>>60345733
>would dip them in a bowl of sugar
I used to think Peter Schmeichel was called Petish Michael.
>>60345779
and it's way more dangerous than male circumcision.
t. male feminist
>>60345139
But I like Eurythmics.
reminder this is what britain was supposed to look like
>>60345733
ummm yeah fairly solid post mate here have a ferrero rocher
>>60345794
no not reply to the currywog
fancy this lass from the audience on jeremy kyle lads
>>60345820
But I'm not even psudo-namefagging anymore
pls let me back into the community
>>60345788
No, that's the Labia Minor, which would have been the scrotum had they developed into a male in the womb.
why don't paedos just send childhood pics of themselves to one another with consent and all?
Pretending to be a wild rover sacking towns and villages on Mountain Blade again lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feyoX2PcBeY
>>60345889
would annihilate all of them
I fucking hate how we have to put so much effort into getting sex. We have to make small talk, build relationships, take women out, buy them shit and just dedicate so much fucking time towards getting laid and it's fucking wank.
Why can't we just be like every other fucking animal.
>walk up to girl
>I think you're attractive
>Say she think you're attractive too
>let's have meaningless sex
>ok
Why can't it be this fucking simple.
>>60345896
jesus dont put it like that
>>60345876
comfy, there's no need for those lines on the street though
>>60345889
Like the girl on the right myself 2bh
post-WW1 architecture was a mistake
>>60345918
if you're doing all that just for sex then you're doing it wrong
>>60345918
>Say she think you're attractive too
>>60345829
got to be either When the Sun Goes Down, Ritz to Rubble, Red Light Indicates or Mardy Bum
honestly can't decide, such a banger of an album
https://www.strawpoll.me/10395250
https://www.strawpoll.me/10395250
https://www.strawpoll.me/10395250
>>60345918
It is pretty simple if you're not autistic to be honest
>>60345889
are fellow runts being entertained by the runs on stage or uni students enjoying it ironically?
not sure what I'd prefer
>>60345918
you really don't need to do so much though. Just bee urself :))))
>>60345928
is it not weird for you looking at pictures like that when you live in brazil
Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station
Every Friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander
I stay at home at night
But I don't feel afraid
As long as I gaze on Waterloo sunset
I am in paradise
>>60345958
the two aren't mutually exclusive
t. in the know lad
>>60345918
I wonder if women actually do like shagging half the time since they make it such a fucking effort to make it happen.
>>60345660
nonce
