This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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#Previous Thread >>60236785
---Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
first for /balt/
otu
おつ
Let's post in this thread. This britshit should shoot himself 2bh.
You use knife and fork very werr
>>60246487
Is this one of those Taiwanese Animators videos? Link please?
People should start posting a new thread as long as the brit keep posting his troll pic
棒
>>60246550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6ikbLJbGg
A Taiwanese makes this youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition/videos
>>60246743
</﹋\
<(҂`_´)
<,︻╦╤─ ҉ -- - - -- - -- Allahu Akbar الله اكبر
</﹋\
>>60246744
This is awesome.
So SJW => 正義魔人...
>>60246513
>>60246555
暑いじゃない、でも体温がだんだん上昇します
>>60246548
Thank you!
Excuse me barbarossa
I stole
>>60246722
thank you for making a new thread, the F.
I'm sick of the Brit keeping posting a pic of the spooky woman to be honest
Which do you think is a better thread made by French or one by Brit?
>>60246916
Taiwanese girls >>> Japanese girls > White "girls"
tbqh
>>60246350
>>60246527
The Fとも長い付き合いだし、ここも保守
生き残った方が次スレ
>>60246722
今回はキリンちゃんとは別人
>>60246960
>体温がだんだん上昇します
Are you fapplng?
>>60247106
温度 >.<
ahhhh
>>60247091
The F yes!
>>60247101
>Taiwanese girls
>>60247106
the brit who keeps posting giraffe chan, tao okamoto and rila fukushima and the chinese supermarket pictures is the same person - me
>>60247315
>I have severe autism
Good for you, buddy.
ファッション・モデルって美人かもしれないけど、かわいい子みたことない
ファッションモデルってわざと無機的なの選んでるよ
>>60247458
というか、ちょっと痩せすぎな気がする。
>>60247315
はいはい
>>60247358
good for you, good for me
>>60247458
>>60247508
>>60247522
だから、前スレでも書いた(かな?)けど
英国人の美の基準は、日本とも米国とも違う
>>60247458
地味な田舎娘のほうが何倍も魅力的
>>60247728
だよねー
>>60247458
ミス・ユニバースはもっと酷いね
いなﾞがむﾞすめだﾝべ
>>60247858
いいなとおもったのは知花くらら?くらいだね
>>60246350
Does anyone where I could buy a mini DV player in Japan? My father wants to watch his old tapes but we have no way of playing them. Heard that mini DV players are cheaper in Japan.
くまみこ面白いから2期やってほしいな
>>60248036
くまみこ面白いらしいね
RE:ゼロも2期3期とやってほしい
SAOみたいに
>>60248034
>2016
>hong kong
>>60248034
Online?
>>60248134
I see.
this is a pen.
>>60248034
I recommend that you should dub the mini DV tapes into DVD to be honest.
>>60247728
典型的な田舎娘の顔
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsdbjHZuVQA
>>60248222
I do not understand?
>>60248370
Yes but to do that I need a mini DV player. Sorry I should have mentioned it.
>>60247091
Look at the archive then look at me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong
>>60248632
Both have same number of posters, 13
>>60248754
hes autistic, the only difference between my threads and his are that i post pictures of japanese models and he posts picture of japanese scenery
he could have waited for my thread to hit limit and then made one but he didnt and now the threads are split
なんで二つのスレッドがあるのか?
>>60248872
Just wait til 310
It's easy, I promise
hes racist because hes white
It seems that only White know the brit is a kind of proxy same as thai.
Therefore I am White. ha ha
I wonder why Japanese pronunciation is so wrong always.
>>60249103
ポルトガル人が悪い
>>60249103
前スレの最後らへんを見ればわかるよ
>>60249103
カードキャプターさくらも大陸ポルトガル語とブラジルポルトガル語版の二つあるしな
>>60249186
なんやって?!
>>60249181
if you are white, how does this makes you feel?
>>60249103
Japanese Thread(American league)
Japanese Thread(National league)
>>60249394
The left guy looks like you.
>>60249394
>>60249394
That is a crime of public indecency.
>>60249483
top kek
>>60248487
http://www.amazon.co.jp/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?__mk_ja_JP=カタカナ&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=ミニDVプレーヤー&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AミニDVプレーヤー
The side of pasting more ero picture is winner.
why women care so much about penis size ?
long time ago at my store a female employee told me she had hear the 2 female workers of the shop at the left side talking about me
they were saying, he is tall , his penis must be big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIOz76qWMh8
>>60250187
I would stick that earplug in your butt
>>60249985
Thank you, but I am afraid that I will only be in Osaka for a short while, and won't be able to buy it online. I would like to buy a mini DV player from a store, however I don't know where to buy one.
>>60249989
>>60250187
>>60250247
That's actually his buttplug.
>>60250247
イヤァ~~~
>>60250187
That is a lady's hip just like a guy's hip.
>>60249103
スレ立ての権利はFが持っている
日本語スレの常識
>>60250187
だまし絵かなんかか、それ?
人の体に見えねえw
>>60250271
If you are going to be in Osaka, try Denden Town.
winner gay's thread
im gonna post my chinpo
>>60248134
原来婦人有一件毛病
但凡交媾
只要教漢子干他後庭花
在下辺揉着心子繞過
不然随問怎的不得丢身子
>>60250402
Thank you again for the help. That is great news, Denden Town it is close to my hotel.
Could I get a GF in japan?
>>60248134
>>60250584
チング・チョング?
>>60249989
>>60250394
Are you saying my body is non-human?
Don't bully please
>>60250739
eat more burgers you twig
>>60250739
If you have top-tier communication skills, then yes.
>>60250714
No problem~
Speaking of chinpo, Do you guys know kanamara festival which is held in Japan every spring?
I want to know how popular it is among people in this thread.
for more detailed information,
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri
この曲はスレのすべてのゲイボイに捧げる
http://vocaroo.com/i/s065bdy8fzPU
>>60250739
This is why we need more foreigners in our country.
>>60250739
Nice shoes too bad you can't change this head
>>60251025
but he can change his haircut
>>60250768
ちんこ触ってんのか思ったら人形かよw
![1970928i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MVZZ2Yu.jpg "1970928i[1].jpg")
>>60250799
どれがケツなのかわからないぞw
How are otakus viewed on Japan?
>>60251106
one word: loser
>More than 500 counters
http://www.trussel.com/jcount.htm
holly fuck that's a lot of words just to count.
>>60251106
They are worshiped like cows in India or elephants in Thailand. There is a festival held every four year on 7-1 to celebrate otakus.
>>60251076
頭悪いかな
>>60251178
blame the chinese
Do you attach an electric fan?
>>60250739
i found you the perfect gf
also where are you from?
How do Japanese women do it? How are they so consistently cute?
>>60250739
Are you come from American anime world?
>>60251178
But about half of them are literal.
一晩、二晩 - one night, two nights
一歩、二歩 - one step, two steps
一振り、二振り - ones swing, two swings
>>60250739
no you have a weird shaped head
Panzer vor
チンポを見せてください
>>60252402
私のカエルを紹介します
>>60252402
君は可愛い女の子かい?
キンタマもよろしく
>>60252445
チンポは?
>>60252472
そうですわよ
>>60252402
女らしいじゃないどうか?
>>60252493
よろこべ
>>60252614
これは何をしているんだ…
why it turn me on when girl get sexually excited by a large cock?
for example. a man letting his towel fall to reveal huge cock and the girl is very excited and lusting after the cock
>>60252778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZz8MYO6of8
>>60252890
that video is so cute especially when they get all embarrassed about size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj6rIKZqIHM
>>60252890
Why are women so obsessed with cocks?
I just shaved.
It looks so feminine right nao anon..
>>60253584
Post a picture of yourself wearing a skirt.
たくさんきれいな女の人を嵌められる!
>>60253785
Sorry I'm too busy wearing leotard :3
>>60254448
is that precum?
>>60254663
oui
中国日本省万岁万岁万万岁!
Did you post your dick? I missed it! Shit!
>>60254663
>he opened the thumbnail
ホモ
>>60254951
not if it's for scientific information
>>60255084
How a dick pic can be scientifically useful to a politics student?
>>60255417
It's important to know If germacuck is uncut or not
>>60250739
痩せすぎー
わんこ飼ってるの?
pls be my bf
>>60250739
almost impossible
>>60254738
China should admit the independence of Tibet, Uyghur, Inner Mongolia, Manchuria, Taiwan, etc.
>>60252890
peru do you have small benis
>>60252890
That's pretty small though isn't it?
テスト
i just fapped to my favorite reddit asian girl poster that used to post nudes all the time and make videos of her bf fucking her, but then she mysteriously deleted her account for good and disappeared.
found all her pics in one big zip file and fapped to them. feels gud batman
>>60258398
何をテストしてたの?
i bet peru farts a lot due to his high beans diet
>this dead general
post you boring fucking cunts. goddamn
>>60260293
you should blame the french for starting a threadwars
>>60246350
Is it there any advice for a gaijin learning japanese?
I understand the fact that what comes first modifies what comes after, but I have so much trouble identifying clauses and subclauses.
Any advice?
>>60261278
Watch anime as much as you can, then you would be able to speak Japanese almost perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzUKzKx_tCE
>>60262005
本気で聞いていたの
>>60262072
how many times did you fart today after eating beans for breakfast and lunch?
>>60260547
lmao it's dead hour
Your thread is archived since a long time
>>60262988
you mean since 5 minutes ago, i had it open on a seperate tab
>>60262214
Honestly, it's difficult for natives to give a proper grammatical advise for the learners.
>>60262271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6awxTcDr50
>>60263099
I know, I just tought I could ask a native since this clause and subclause thing drives me mad in japanese.
I mean I get this.
X modifies Y
僕が食べた林檎。
僕が食べた。 is a complete clause right?
So a clause ends with a verb?
ハロー
>>60263270
僕が食べた is a sentence.
僕が食べた林檎 is a phrase.
僕が食べた林檎を君が食べた林檎と取り換えた。
I replaced an apple I ate with an apple you ate.
>>60263209
*farrrttttttttt spluuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrcccchhhhhhh*
peru your farts are stinky! they stink up your entire room!
>>60263719
I dont fart often , probably just once per day
I wasnt ever a farter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haXp7cMaPEg
>>60263668
>僕が食べた is a sentence.
>僕が食べた林檎 is a phrase.
Did not know about this distinction.
So a verb ends a clause anyway, right?
Even if it misses a piece, it can be added after it.
速報 ネトウヨとネトサヨが絶滅
>>60263209
>tfw perfect dick size
>>60263904
>So a verb ends a clause anyway, right?
I don't know what "clause" mean exactly so much, but when you see a noun just after a verb, the verb modifies the noun, like 僕が食べた林檎.
僕が食べた林檎 isn't a sentence. This is just a phrase.
All Japanese sentences are ended with verbs, so 僕が食べた林檎を君が食べた (You ate an apple that I ate.) is a sentence. (In other words, if you see something ended with verb, it is a sentence. It's not a phrase.)
>>60264560
Thanks, I know it was an hassle trying to explain it, but I thank you nonetheless
>>60264676
I'm not good at explaining grammatical things of my own language, but I can translate Japanese sentences you can't understand to English, if you want.
>>60264987
助けてくれてありがとう。
今は読まないが、いざの時に分からない文章をプストする。
練習に日本語で書ければいいと今気づいた。
10.30ですからもう寝ようと思う。
お休みなさい皆。
>>60265447
お安い御用です。あんまり役に立てなくてすまん。お休み。
残念だな!
日本はもはや世界一番長いトンネルの持ち主じゃない!
>>60265811
日韓トンネルを掘ろう。
>>60265811
今まで世界一だったのか?
>>60265811
yeah, than's right.
the seikan tunnel became the second longest one after the Gotthard-Basistunnel.
>>60265886
I can't agree with you.
>>60265886
なんて大事業だ!
日本と韓国の友情と栄誉のためにぜひ挑戦してごらん!
>>60266040
そうだ、>>60266067の言う通り、青函トンネルだ
性感トンネル
BLの臭いがするぜ
>>60266563
がよう
>>60266903
いちいち登場を宣言しなくていいから
>>60266903
おはよう
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJxy3tY6QY
>>60266903
おはよ
今日もいい天気だね
>>60266903
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon. Don't forget to try your hardest today.
>>60266903
ひぼう!
Is it possible to reach fluency in japanese for a non native?
Do any of you in this thread succeeded?
Hows the kid lost in Hokkaido? Any news?
>>60268522
he has not been found yet.
>>60268374
Define fluency
>>60268374
Some foreign posters living in Japan speak Japanese fluently.
>>60268374
I don't speak Japanese, but based purely on the length of his posts and the speed with which he replies, I think American Sniper speaks Japanese more or less fluently.
>>60269149
It's so easy when you live in the country.
>>60268668
Suspect. I wonder why police do not investigate parents.
>>60268345
ひぼう?
>>60269197
Many foreigners in Tokyo don't speak Japanese though.
>>60269297
I made up a new word
>>60269351
Anglos both are clinically retarded and have a huge superiority complex.
>>60269441
>a french guy saying this
lmao
and no, i'm not an anglo
>>60269285
>Suspect
I think so too.
according to the news, it seems like his father have changed his testimony again and again.
I think there's a strong possibility that his parents are accused of abandonment by a person responsible for protection.
There is the word of 'hibou' in Japanese.
Though, don't mind because common people know that is a joke usually.
Japanese are quite nervous.
All along the watchtower!
>>60269441
im fluent in english and bulgarian and i can speak some german and french, would like to get fluent in japanese south korean and mandarin chinese
>>60269441
It's an anglo's world, frenchie - you're just living in it.
>>60263999
ええ、こっちゃ
>>60266903
はよう
>>60266965
よい
ムシムシピンクにはその権利がある
>>60269407
秘宝
秘宝館で検索してみ
エロリン エロ エロ
>>60270183
I think it's far harder to reach fluency in a east asian language.
Japanese slang and different registry of language a is particularly hard to overcome in my mind.
チンポ売りのチンポ
>>60270643
大きな根が好きじゃないか
http://www.hyuki.com/trans/match.html
"売り"しか合ってない
>>60270523
それでは、日本語のslangを教えよう
I'll lecture Anons on some japanese slangs
1 親子丼
2 三輪車
Do you know their meaning as the slang???
>>60248176
>2016
>Latin "shit hole" America
c'mon, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22xbHamdlEE
今からオナニーするのでひどい言葉で私を侮辱して下さい
>>60248379
合ってる
>>60271252
いやらしいことはダメだよ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgjDty9bnK4
>>60271745
"Son, you can do it ! You are treasure of mommy !"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk2h0W_SNa4
>>60271940
is this schizophrenia
おはよう。おっきしたよ。
マネー金上の画像ください
>>60271940
someone needs to dump that autist on weibo
This woman has surrendered!
よっしゃ行こう!
>>60271769
親子丼や三輪車のどこが嫌らしいの?
>>60271769
パンツ屋がスケベなこと以外を書く訳がない
>>60271972
カーチャン……
Children and women and live only the house and they are used like slaves, that is misery.
Today's society have been made for the purpose of helping such a children.
The rules of society are defined for imagining the worst situation.
That is a real world just recently.
行方不明だった大和君が見つかった!!
A missing boy in Hokkaido is found
He is fine
行方不明の男の子発見されたようだね
良かった良かった
>>60272930
元気な姿で発見されたようでなによりだね
一週間も行方不明だなんて、もしかして拉致されてた?
とか考えてしまう
>>60272930
>>60273013
I cannot find the source.
source pls
>>60272652
>Children and women and live only the house
どういう意味かな
>Today's society have
societyだから正しくはhasだ
>That is a real world just recently.
recentlyは現在形には使えない
>>60273074
親が犯人だと疑ってた (^^;>
白人男の白人女嫌いは確実に黒人やアラブ人と付き合う白人女が起因
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFg0VJqMUNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxQFjSKBzeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOjRTQq9Hh8
>>60273147
http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20160603/k10010544801000.html?utm_int=all_contents_just-in_001
浜で楽しんでいる
>>60273013
>A missing boy in Hokkaido is found
>He is fine
>>60273346
thank you.
>>60273254
そういう人は少数派なのでは?
>>60273013
Hokkaido is peaceful
>>60273436
ドイツは男も女も国際結婚の再多国籍はトルコ人だよ
ソースがあいまいだけど
>>60273356
砂が細かくて白いね。塩みたい。
そして何気に字が上手いw
>>60273356
日本語スレw
楽しそうでなによりです
西海岸?東海岸?
>>60273200
2chの方では画伯の事を思い出せ!コールがあったとかw
>>60273356
マイアミ?
>>60273356
>mfw your handwriting is far better than mine.
>>60273254
/pol/のInterracial marriageスレの荒れ具合に笑っちゃう
>>60273502
東海岸、フロリダにいる
大人になってからキッチリ勉強する分、
日本語の堪能な外人さんの方が日本人よりも
平均すると字がキレイな可能性が…?w
I can write whatever I want and everyone just says "woah!"
>>60273633
フロリダ…ディズニーワールドがあるところか
暖かそうだけど、もう海で泳げたりする?
>>60273482
純粋なドイツ人が数を減らしてるってことか
>>60273480
ヒグマ怖い
>>60273744
woah!
やっぱりこのスレにはバカしか居なかったw
>>60273744
woah
>>60273865
>>60273893
I meant the tourists, they're taking pictures of the チンポを吸って
現実世界では良い顔して接してくるのにネットじゃ誹謗中傷と差別的な発言がいたる所にあるんだから彼らも頭おかしくなって恨みが募るわな
>>60273630
日本人の感覚だと、国際結婚する人なんて元からそういうタイプの人なんだからいちいち文句言わんでええやんと思うけど、余りに増えすぎると気にせずにいられないのかな
正確な統計を見たことが無いけど、国際結婚するのは母子家庭の子供に多そう
少なくとも日本ではそんなイメージ
