Bremain edition
cara
but that's not your manor man, what's wrong with your head dude?
one of my mates is unironically a #staywoke #wewuzkings #pinealgland type lad
apparently now he's doubting the moon landings
http://www.zengardner.com/occult-roots-nasa-ongoing-fraud/
>to further muddy the waters, NASA was founded by Satanic worshiping occultists and black magicians. This is not idle rumor but fact. NASA is a Military-Hollywood-Pseudoscience-Satanic Cartel, whose true aim is to use taxpayer funding to promote and profit by developing and deploying pseudoscience technology and methodology. The first fraud in my opinion is the true origins of NASA and the cast of characters that had significant influence. Go to NASA and search for them and you’ll find whitewashed bios or no information available.
dear oh dear
>Bremain
our nige
>>60155566
can't believe she lesbo'd with johnny depp's wife
really makes u think
*shits*
Making poached eggs and chips
handy hint: ipod headphones make good earplugs when you're trying to sleep and people won't shut the fuck up
We found it while we were scavenging for canned goods in the ruins.
"Daddy, what is this?" My son held in his hands a crumpled election poster. "Where did you find this?" I asked. "It was in the ash… what does it mean?"
"In the old days, people used to choose a Prime Minister, a…" I struggled to describe to him the old ways, knowing that it would be completely alien to him. "Someone to lead the country." I said, resignedly.
Who was N-Nigel F-", he started. "Nigel Farage", I interjected. "He was a man who wanted to save us. But we wouldn't let him."
"Daddy… why are you crying?" he asked me. He was so innocent, despite it all. "No reason". I choked back the tears and crumpled up the flyer. I left it on the ground. Better to forget, I told myself.
"Daddy, I'm hungry"
"I know."
Really made me think
>>60155598
Blame the Internet
Loads of information yes but most of it is just bogus with a good presentation
Thinking of cancelling my date with this 5/10 18 year old
Quite enjoying this Tinder lark desu fellas.
>>60155650
Made me tear up.
Need to go to tescos to buy stuff to predrink before the nightclub party I don't want to go to this evening
Can't go to tescos at the minute cause I need to go to the doctors soon to find out if I have a hereditary heart condition
Admiral Nelson was a manlet.
>>60155650
As I spread my bum-bum for the Boeing 737, I thought... damn............. really made me think
>>60155618
>cheese and onion on fries
>image.jpg
wait is poleaboo actually a paki?
>>60155646
not really. even regular earplugs don't work that well because they are meant to be blocking out loud noises. you can still hear by vibrations going through your skull to your ears as well
just found out my best friend has herpes, given to him by his english ex gf.
HEH
things I've done today:
[tick] crushed my balls in a vice
[tick] fed my runts the liquid that seeped out
>>60155668
just baffles my mind that people believe it was a hoax, that the soviets wouldn't have called them out on it
the fact that there's a mirror on the moon we can use to measure its distance should be testament enough
>>60155566
OI OI
HAVE A BIT OV THE CHEEKY VEES, CAMERA MAN
>>60155558
ugh
Bit offensive that you start the thread with an image of a cis female
Moot cowered as the doors to his panic room were being punched down. Every powerful Australian fist banging against them shook the rooms walls, and sent Moots framed images of Woody Allen and Shimon Peres falling to the floor. He backed into the corner but realistically he knew he had nowhere to go, as the door collapsed open under the Australian assault
What Moot saw in the doorway stunned him
A large, well tanned man, with an outback hat on his head and a Zyzz tattoo on his shoulder.
"G'day mate". bellowed the man, as he walked towards Moot. ''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate".
Moot knew he had to do as he was told. The last time he tried to fight an Australian, his website was destroyed.
"D-d-d-on't hurt me please", stuttered Moot, "I'll expose my anus like you exposed my janitors"
The Australian man smiled as Moot began to undress in front of him
"Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick". Moot tried to smile at the compliment, but he couldn't smile knowing what was about to happen. "Listen mate" continued the Aussie; "You'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me"
Moot stood up and began to sway his body from one way to the next. He could see the Aussie begin to smile, and he could see his penis begin to stand. Moot was, at this point, in tears, and completely humiliated. "Thats right mate, keep crying you soft bloody wanker" laughed the Aussie. "The floods of tears right now could drown Queensland", he bantered.
Moot looked at the Aussie and got down on all fours. He turned round and said "P-please, just fuck me and leave"
The Aussie laughed once more and looked at Moot
"What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?".
The Aussie left the room, with moot by himself, in a puddle of tears, his anus exposed to the open air.
goal yank gf
>>60155748
if this is poleaboo who is the tuba barclays guy
>>60155566
Bit rude of her tbqhwym
>>60155720
it's note poleaboo
>>60155558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncdLBvFIIco
Thoughts?
>>60155720
I only date white guys though!
>>60155748
christ the honker on that plonker
>>60155771
kek i remember dark moot and FWG saga
stop fucking responding to him
>>60155771
>''Get them poofter fucking skinny jeans off mate"
>"Corr, fair dinkum mate, thats a pretty nice dick"
>>60155807
still not sure if FWG is the dark haired gothic one or the blonde slag
unironically woke up at 15:00 today.
including any part of his post in your next post's text box is not advised
>>60155827
t. Janny
status: triggered
how2message slags on tinder?
>>60155845
think it was the blonde slag.
i remember some anon found her home on google maps
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>Poleaoo slightly dented his laptop when throwing his headphones at his laptop while throwing a tantrum regarding his father
Fuck
>>60155893
ye this house
can't decide what are more cringeworthy, weeaboos or slavboos
I remember when I went to Mexico as part of my degree program
Walking through some sense jungle trail along a hillside an looking over the endless expanse of tangling green ovwrgrowth churning across the horizon
But in the midst of all that chaotic life rose a handful of shining white stone monoliths, the peaks of massive temples and towers, their bodies buried deep in the twisting jungle.
And when you broke into a clearing to see these constructs up close it was almost terrifying
YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED
>>60155771
>>60155650
cringed
regretting the existence of Australia right now lads
>>60155800
bit gross tb h
let's go a whole thread without replying to a tripwhore or pakiboo
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/republic-of-ireland/irishman-living-in-london-to-back-brexit-because-immigrants-are-coming-to-capital-to-take-work-34758312.html
he's not wrong
does the australian who doxxed FWG still post here?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/kit-harington-claims-sexism-against-male-actors-in-hollywood-needs-to-be-recognised-a7056151.html
>The 29-year-old said he’d been most exposed to the film industry’s sexism in scenes where he was asked to strip off.
>“I think there is a double standard,” he told The Sunday Times Magazine. “If you said to a girl, ‘Do you like being called a babe?’ and she said, ‘No, not really,’ she’d be absolutely right.”
>“I like to think of myself as more than a head of hair or a set of looks,” he continued. “It’s demeaning. Yes, in some ways you could argue I’ve been employed for a look I have. But there’s a sexism that happens towards men.”
Mansplaining should be illegal
But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.
E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
Lets go a whole thread without replying to a JF
>>60155979
FOY
@019
@022
both these runts got baited by the yank
>>60155988
Actors are all scum anyways and deserve to be abused
What about the indian engineer or the new zealand doctor?
>>60155987
Nah, don't think so.
>>60155979
surprisingly good post for a yank
>the right wing is full of racist nazi idiots
>the left wing is full of SJW commie retards
It has become apparent to me that the only intelligent option is being a radical centrist
unironically told my friend to suck donkey dick lads
>>60155672
only betas use tinder now desu
here's my tinder though, new account so that's why only 100 matches, used to get like 100+ a week but deleted it as I was just constantly swiping left (still am desu)
>>60155989
*THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
Literally about to turn my laptop on to make a fedora post
Got a notification sound on my phone ran over to it excited and it was Pizza Hut sending a new offer
>>60155989
Why would he mock pound shops? Why is he being so classist?
>>60156104
font
>>60156151
CAUSE THE BANKERS BONSUSES TAXED TO 100% SINGLE MOTHERS
YE?
Elliott Smith
tired and bored and dont know what to do
>>60155672
my account's about to get hidden due to lack of activity
abu hajaar
>>60155988
So if this happens to both men and women, it's not really sexism. More like sex sells
all these lads mocking russel brand lads
i'm just really struggling to ever think of an idiot that expressed right wing views so i can't even banter back
made a fun post in /mämmi/ and now finnish posters keep responding to me in finnish
>mfw no white gf
not a fan of this spanish poster.
>>60156281
same
>>60156281
you can block spanish flags lad
aussies should leave
unimpressive gimmicks
>>60156265
hahahaha trole x:D.D.
>>60156281
can't fucking stand him, seriously tempted to just filter spain
>>60156309
might do that actually
thanks for reminding me
i say what I am thinking, I dont care, that's just who I am
>It has become apparent to me that the only intelligent option is being a radical centrist
talking to this Turkish bird on Interpals and apparently she's on an Erasmus program in Brussels
erm
since when did Turks get on erasmus
>>60156336
see ya later space cowboy x
I keep having these dreams were I have consensual sex with men, what do you lads think it could men?
>>60156309
doing this now
spaniards are more bitter than the fucking irish for some reason
>>60155558
>paid eurocuck shills
so much cringe
>>60156360
>think it could men?
oop, Freudian slip there haha
>aussies should leave
>unimpressive gimmicks
>>60156247
good banter
>radical
wOoOaH dudes! Hang ten
If Britons want to maintain their ethnicity and history they must not only leave the EU they must also stop all immigration and forcibly remove all non white people from the British Isles
>>60156353
She's probably German or Austrian
What do you lads think of the new Top Gear?
>>60156309
how do i do it?
>>60156265
Missä ne fisut ja sipsut viipyy?
>>60156380
I've noticed them being more active in the last little bit
>>60156400
cowabunga bro
>>60156444
didn't watch it lol
Lads, what's your favourite /brit/ gimmick ever?
>>60156444
not very good; chris evans is shit
however extra gear on bbc3 is actually really good
>>60156444
havnt watched it
won't watch it
when was the last time BBC actually made anything good?
even the news feels like propaganda now
>>60156444
prefer not to say. FACT.
>>60156420
no mate, she's Turkish through and through
>>60155708
as if you wouldnt eat that
>>60156446
think you have to download a botnet
4chan x or something
just sperged out during a phone interview
NEVER getting a job
>>60156497
haha what happened la
>>60156406
>If Britons want to maintain their ethnicity and history
Luckily, I don't really care about that
>>60156497
phone interviews are stupid
would rather do face to face
>The "European" "Union"
>>60156470
probably ballbusting in recent memory
>>60156104
post a pic of yourself lad
>>60156470
"machine operator" because I started it
>not having 4chan x
how do you even use this site?
>why yes I do think Turkey's accession to the EU should be hastened. Europe's institutions are very Eurocentric and bastions of modern white privilege
>>60156406
That won't necessarily preserve anything if people forget about/don't care about their past
>>60156512
Rasheed
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>>60156406
>hate everything about being British
>only good thing is grime
>even that was made by foreigners who came here
thanks for the insight
>>60155771
>ou'll have to do a sexy dance, at the moment an erection is like a 4chan pass, I'm not getting one because Moot isn't doing anything for me
>>60156523
forced, unfunny millennial shite
>>60156104
FONT
>>60156573
Fuck off Yank
>>60156578
>Pardip
that's just kicking a man while he's down
>>60156539
usually I type in "4chan.org" in the address bar in firefox
>>60156562
It will at the very least keep Britain white
Time to demolish every mosque in Britain and have an ethnic cleansing
>>60156539
tried to use it once and it was shit
>>60156470
how could it be anything else?
mate challenged me to a wrestling match
literally tapped him out in under 10 seconds
think Imma go pro
>>60156360
>>60156384
haha good posts
everyone should check this post out because it's definitely a jewel in an otherwise fairly rough thread
>>60156622
don't get cheeky with me you little cunt
*grabs you by the collar and nuts you, breaking your nose*
>>60156584
probably because you're a stinking wog with nothing in common with the indigenous population but thanks for your input jamal
having lasagna and doritos
this is a new paradigm
>>60156511
spent the entire time stuttering and doing long pauses
the guy did a slight laugh several times
>>60156667
imaginary friends dont count lad x
>>60156360
fucking hilarious mate, always knew poofs had a streak of creativity in them and you've definitely demonstrated it here lmao!!
>>60156470
i was in the kitchen today and i started laughing to myself because i remembered the "having a go" gimmick
that is a fantastic gimmick. simple yet elegant with a strong enough punch to leave you wanting for more...
>>60156578
bad feel
>>60156709
I don't know what's so appealing about it but I'm in tears every time I see
"having a go"
"trying my best"
"taking a chance"
"having a punt"
>>60156578
had a mail exactly like this today as well
>>60156740
>"having a punt"
having a punt doesn't do it for me cause here having a punt means gambling and that leaves me like "ummm alright wtf???? :/" but yeah all the other ones are just comedic gold
trying very hard
gentle reminder there is no logical reason why gays should be allowed to marry
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2767635
doing my bit
having a think
>>60156766
trying my best I think is my favourite
>>60156740
you forgot "making an arrangement"
>Jimmy carr using a 4chan meme in his newest stand up on Netflix
"I would crawl over broken glass to suck off the last man that fucked her"
Jimmy mate, you there browsing right now?
my my
look at the time
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY
arranging a laugh
I got up at 15:30 today. Is this the neet life?
For a black, is she qt lads?
One in the middle on the left pic obviously
Which denizens of which 4chan board do you think have the most tragic lives?
>>60156834
WITHOUT U MY FREN
How is Switzerland so successful out of the EU? It's like....it's like some sort of magic
>>>/sp/68004431
rare flag lads
>>60156740
>>60156808
probably because of the imagery of all those. i imagine some really exhausted, tired husk just getting back from work, being on the verge of crying, booting up his computer, sitting before a newly opened /brit/ thread and just typing out "having a go". it's like this character is just so worn out that all he can stomach is this sort of cathartic release where he just has to tell people that he's trying his best.
sorting it out
plotting a coup
>>60156524
Cba, have before, so that should narrow it down
(the tall one)
>>60156822
>he thinks this is a 4chan meme
Fucking Hell, lad. People have said shit like that before this place even existed.
>>60156861
(to tune of daddy cool)
nazi
nazi goold
nazi
nazi goooold
>>60156861
It's successful because it's not in the EU, not despite it.
*waves a wand at your willy*
"penis... ERRRRRECTUS"
>>60156554
why are people sponsoring her?
>>60156850
/out/ because they post about the outside while inside on their computers
it's a clash of interests and that sort of thing does my fuckin fruit in
>>60156847
yes
>>60156850
the furry and mlp boards
>>60156863
not even rare you uselses cunt
>>60156886
hmm yeah thought you might be that lad
>>60156893
*cums*
>>60156847
clearly mixed race
>>60156863
literally see several of those flags a day
>>60156683
I have lots of friends, more than most normies.
I just fucking hate all of the cunts
>>60156867
I think of it more as a really optimistic and nice guy applying for jobs or something, the sort of jobs that are way out of his league but he thinks "believe in yourself" and 'has a go'
>>60156850
/r9k/
like /b/, but full of people old enough to know better
>>60156847
would
>>60156847
She's not bad tbf
>>60156863
That's not rare at all you retard. St Vincent and the Grenadines is in /carib/ all the time. Ultra common flag.
>>60155558
>Bremain edition
>getting cucked by brussels
Setting the scene
>>60156671
Nah.
Go on mate, give two good things about being British.
redpill me on rare flags
>>60156900
except they actually do go outside
got a job interview tomorrow lads
pulling a leg
>>60156940
im just happy that we both have different ideas on who this caricature would be yet we both find it funny
one love, brother
>>60156970
>>60156847
fallen in love already
>>60156968
market towns
countryside
>>60156847
>that smile
>that hair
>that height
>that qtness
have a boner desu
>>60156970
literally every single one of them are just brits and yanks wearing proxies
same goes for 99% of korean or jap posters
Remain voters literally put the interests of Eastern Europeans over the natives of this country.
>when comedians pick on Christians specifically rather than just religion as a whole
literally fuck off you stupid cucks
Jimmy carr what an utter dickhead desu
>>60156978
peace and love man x
>>60157007
wish I knew the names of the ones near the bottom
>not just downloading the flag pack
lmao fucking nerds
http://www.famfamfam.com/lab/icons/flags/
>>60157007
>managed to pull that out quickly without any sort of naming system
ah yes
>>60157049
So?
In a fucking terrible mood lads.
There was a british terrorist in our thread a while ago. You can now apologize.
>>60157007
the us minor outlying islands flag is actually extinct. rangebanned for good
>>60157081
don't have it saved, got it off a website desu
>>60157079
that's cheating
>>60157067
easy target
won't get called an anti-semite, won't get called a racist for insulting hinduism, won't get beheaded for taking the piss out of islam and sikhs/buddhists are too chill to have the piss taken out of them
>>60156265
As fun as V2s striking London.
>>60157105
YAAAAAAAAAAANK
>>60157086
why?
>>60156850
/pol/ without a shadow of doubt. They've convinced themselves they fighting a cause, and winning, from their their little corner of the web. When the reality is very different.
I really don't think I've come across a more bitter people outside of Middlesbrough.
Another day wasted.
Just counting down the days till my death at this point.
Really makes you think
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36416929
this is why we didn't qualify, we value our players
>>60157067
He had a joke like "the good thing about Islam is they know how to take a joke"
>>60157140
is that a threat?
Moldova & Chad ultra rare? Lmao
best mate called me a disrespectful nigger yesterday
>>60156941
>like /b/, but full of people old enough to know better
Are you thinking about /b/ from 2004?
Its just filled with successful normies with good lives now, its just facebook
>>60156850
/tv/ is fucking pathetic
>>60157186
hopefully it'll happen in the group stages before the vote
Really made me think
>>60157007
>can name pretty much all of them at a drop of a hat until we get to ultra-rare and below
what a useless skill I have learned here.
In the black zone I can only name a few, shetlands is the red and blue nordic cross (would never show up because shetlands is UK) the solid green is old libya, obviously isis.
Solid white would be taliban but obviously also never show up
rest I have no idea
>>60157194
No. The Nazis are dead, Johnny.
doing a karen post
hate when someone doesn't get the extreme depths of irony i post with and they try to engage me in a serious discussion
The whole Christianity thing seems nice desu shame I can't believe in it haha
>>60157211
>/tv/ is fucking pathetic
There's some decent memes on there and it can be fun.
For the most part you are right. 99% of threads there is an endless stream of "go back to Redddit" quips, and "newfag" retorts.
>>60157267
>shame I can't believe in it
well you can
>>60157267
Look at those fucking manlets
>>60157267
absolute manlets in front
(me on the left)
This is your Mum
>>60157267
Protestants and Catholics are fake
Orthodox are the only real Christians
Foreigners in my /brit/?
>>60157244
solid white is antarctica
>>60157286
/tv/ is far too autistic to me
don't mean that as an insult, they predominant core of posters genuinely have a developmental disorder
![Alex-Jones-Jew-Infowars1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/94zfys1.jpg "Alex-Jones-Jew-Infowars1[1].jpg")
really makes u think.......
important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/10360183
https://www.strawpoll.me/10360183
https://www.strawpoll.me/10360183
https://www.strawpoll.me/10360183
https://www.strawpoll.me/10360183
>>60157309
There was an anon who was posting pictures from Antarctica
Had an Argentinian flag though, said his ISP/network was Argentinian or something
>>60157289
that's not how belief works... you have to actually believe it, you see.
>>60157309
and take came up a few days ago
>>60157297
is that UKASMR?
>>60157309
you sure?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_Antarctica
>>60157329
/tv/ was good in 2013. it's barely even autistic now, it's fucking shit.
>>60157362
well believe it then
Ahh yes
Fuck's sake lads i'm so hungover
