oldsean edition
previous thread: >>60005104
Sleep tight /asean/
>>60018329
10/10
>CL final an hour away
>feel so sleepy
What do?
>>60019151
drink tea obviously
>>60019151
Shitpost on /sp/ la
Hello gooks
I feel bad for writing a whole 50,000 word story about Flipbong getting cucked. I decided I'll write about something else instead for NaNoWriMo
>>60019336
Ching chong nip nong Chinkcada
>>60019231
>tea
>not coffee
>tfw no qtp2t SEA gf
I want to die.
>>60020214
Don't you have a suicide forest over there?
>>60019881
sleep is for the weak
>>60020001
w-we don't like minority coffee drinkers here, gtfo we don't want your kind in this world! >:^3
>>60020214
go charge american soldiers with your katana senpai while shouting white piggu go home banzai
>>60020402
>Sabah
>Tea
I had coffee since a kid
>>60020402
>Philippines coffee
>consume tea
Someone got cucked
WTF, I love Vietnam now.
What's the best chair to buy guys?
>>60020402
>>60020817
>most powerful nations drink coffee
>>60020847
Vietnam is love country.
bumpo
Boring final so far desu
apparently this is how trolls reproduce in Berserk
http://mangabase.net/berserk/231/12/
>>60020817
>>60020758
cawfee is for pussies, the sole purpose of cawfee (which is to keep people awake) has become irrelevant, as earl grey can also keep people awake while still being tea
>>60020911
no awooo
>>60020291
kek
>tfw terrible hangover
>>60027044
nice dubs dude
>>60026971
English tea, especially Darjeeling tea is for puccis who cannot stand the bitterness of cawfee.
>>60027389
hey, at least i got that going for me
>>60027447
tea is bitter too
>>60028510
Not as bitter as cockfee my friend.
wakey wakey wagey slavey
>>60018797
Farang here (litterally)
Are French people (tourist, expat or others) a common sight in your country? What do people think of the French?
>>60028843
I think you'll enjoy early Christian schism by extra history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ZZeCDGHJE
>>60031255
I watched it already.
I'm actually surprised there isn't much bias eventhough it's really just the bones of everything that goes on. It's kinda just like reading the back of a book for the synopsis.
You have to read to actually understand the shit going down.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mga gamay mo ug otin tanan
My Indon lady friend is a devout Muslim, she's very conservative with her belief, but yet she like to watch 2d men doing men stuff to each other, she's pretty hardcore.
Orang utans and shit
she also evens write fanfiction about 2 men being romantic with each other, it's absolutely haram. I might report to the Ministry of Sharia
>>60018797
>in reality SEA's are on average, smelly brown 5'6" male jungle chinks
>>60032481
>>60032521
post pic
>>60032550
No, because we the Chinks had enriched their genepool such that they too can ascend into animu
3D is the realm of physical things, the shadow realm, 2D is the realm of perfect waifu and 1D is the ultimate One which brings forth all.
>been told to take a holiday after a month of no resting
TFW I just want to go to work n make money
>>60020861
>>60033238
Take a rest every once in awhile Malaychan.
You won't be enjoying that monies if your sick and in bed.
Going to buy some manga soon. Help me think
Seems like ntr https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=77112
Seems like Sakurasou https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=62909
Fujoshi lose weigh and become poplar https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=99100
Buddhist doctor https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=90508
>>60033238
Money would be useless to you if you're dead.
Take a break and enjoy it.
>hard for most flips to fund their university education
Too bad it will only get worst because tuitions will surely not be funded with that 7% cut on income tax when Duterte gets on power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpzU87hKNOs
Yesterday I attend a food ceminar. US, France and Aussie has been conspiring to repress Palm Oil because >1st world country can't make Palm Oil. At this rate they are going to bow to us for our Palm Oil. Stop using Soy Oil. Raise up /asean/!
>>60035879
Can Palm oil be used as a substitute for olive oil to dress my Greek Salad?
I think adding some grilled octopus would go very well with it which could be if it wouldn't ruin it, go well with using palm oil and of course some charcoal.
I'm not a cuck for liking Greek grilled octopui and salad.
>>60035879
c-control US economy with palm oil? We could be like Saudi, but with palm oil
>>60035999
Palm oil is in demand because for ethanol and biodiesel you ignoramus cuck.
Orangutans are getting killed and haze has been an annual problem because of Palm oil.
Anyone who supports this Indog monopoly of palm oil should be beheaded desu.
>>60035879
Yes, we need to burn more forest to expand our palm oil plantation
>we
east timor is best timor
all other timores need not apply
>>60036107
Why are you so rude ;__;
I was simply asking whether it could be used in the same way as olive oil
I hope everyone sees your nudes baka baka
>>60036165
>Orangutans are getting killed
This is what Aussie want you to believe. Palm Oil use gambut forest, which are easily got burned, even with regular sun.
>>60036327
Was also meant to >>60036165
You goddamn westerncuck
>>60036195
>Implying timor timurean has internet access to read your post
Should've remember Philliphine are western slave
>>.60036435
Proxy counts.
>>60036435
shoo, worst timor, shoo
>>60036522
>>60036579
Why my reply green but your read?
>palm tree captcha
kek
hello can i have qt pacific gf thx ^^
>>60036629
>.
Gee, I wonder. Newfag.
>>60036579
>t. Igloo Dweller
>>60037075
igloo is top comfy, familiaris
not sure why that's an insult
>>60036304
dw, I saved his nooods and I'm gonna blackmail him to keep making nood vids for lols for invading your safe space :3
>>60036165
>he is still drinking chinese grass and burned berries powder with water
i bet you mix it with your moms breast milk
>>60036165
what was that Indon government official that said about Malaysia should stop bitching about haze because Indonesia produces oxygen? lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOmB_XI6iL4
meme lucu gan wkwkwk
>>60018797
/asean/ threads are cesspools of boring shit. we don't have a lot in common.
>>60037745
Thank you based Flipbong. I see now that tea is the master race :3
>>60036195
>a failed state created by greedy bule
>best country
lmaoing at your life, xanana
>>60037929
meme?
>>60037852
you ROAST cawfee beans, cawfee beans are seeds from plants and you put water into cawfee you silly sod
>>60037938
well you're all p cute
>>60038060
may-may
>>60019124
>>60037971
>>60032481
*Tips fedora
MAGA.
>>60037548
>>60038130
mee mee
>>60038162
memelaysia
I like memes
>>60038404
what is your favourite meme?
>>60038736
Animeme
>>60038736
You hahaha
:)
>>60038736
YOUR SIGHT MY DELIGHT
>>60030388
>NOGIZAKA Tarou
picked up
ASEAN IS BEST EAN
Plz invite Japan glorious ASEAN
>>60040193
Apologize first
>>60040282
Im so sorry to ally with Germany and Russia
>>60040316
Not good enough
CUKUPLAH
KAU PERBODOHKAN FIKIRANKU
>>60040193
go Google "ASEAN+3"
Salute, my brother. I am going, you can watch
>>60040518
link?
>>60040535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q27xtHbgXcU
>>60040193
ASEAN +3
>>60040365
After WW2, Japanese soldiers fought against whites for free for SEA independence
fought for free
worked for free
voluntarily for free
Who still say Japanese brutally seek SEA for colonization?
>>60040610
Japan is great country
>>60040610
How's your life in Japan? Had enough of teaching yet?
>>60040610
I'll be frank here, the abuse by Japanese soldiers happened yes. My grandmother suffered in WW2 and she has a lot of complications due to cruel Japanese soldiers abusing the common people.
But there's always another side to a coin, shadows can't exist without light. There are good Japanese people that struggled to atone for the sins of others. I've had a Japanese sergeant coming to my grandmas village to apologize for the atrocities that his men did.
>>60040610
Nice try hiroshi, but you're a netuyo
>Duterte said he would take Sabah from hands of the filthy Malays
How does /asean/ feel about this?
>>60040727
Why are you guys so obsessed with Sabah?
>>60040735
to get closer to you
>>60040727
We don't have military capability to defend our border in Sabah so what's the point? What's good in Sabah anyway except the extra dirt we get.
>>60040727
I say let the Sabahan people vote
-Stay with Malaysia
-Go with duterte (kek)
-Go independent
>>60040727
>flip military
>>60040752
/post
>>60040727
he's just saying that to make the muslims happy
>>60040713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHr0PoiAd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiMuFZoYwGg
>>60040727
Why is he trying to make an enemy of us? does Duterte really want Malaysia to team up with China?
>>60040727
>50% flips don't care about Sabah
>30% flips don't know about Sabah
>20% flips care about Sabah (mudslimes)
Sabah is extra problem
why malaysia and flip always fight each other espesially when come to Sabah things
>>60040799
we dont talk chinese sorry
>>60040803
but Duterte is teaming up with China too
>>60040817
Same thing with sipadan/ligitan maybe?
>>60040610
are you real japanese ?
most anon said there is no real japanese in 4chan
>>60040866
Hiro is a real Japanese
>>60040826
So he's cutting ties with Ameriburger, oy vey that's a bad decision.
>>60040610
>SEA independence
nice joke, more like we got our independence after you were nuked by burger
>>60040752
But Malays don't want that vote to happen since they keep blocking the idea. Why?
>>60040955
What?
>>60040955
You mean the politicians won't let that happen. I have family there and I wish them the best future that they can have.
just give sabah to Brunei. win-win solution
For... "deeper" "ties". *wink wink*
>>60040930
Well to be fair, they facilitated us. But I didn't know what would happen if Japan won WW2, probably 大東亞共榮圏 would still exist until now. The good point is we didn't need to learn nips to watch anime though and we could mock bule like
>being EOP
>>60040752
>tfw Sabahan people want to join Indonesia
>tfw we don't need konfortasi to get Malay's "clay"
>>60041447
>they facilitated us
Stop believing in 3A propaganda you goddamn retard weeb. Even Dutch/British were better than nips. They were both shit but they actually built something unlike nips.
>what would happen if Japan won WW2
Then it implies that Nazi won. Nazi would massacre everything that isnt aryan including Japs.
>>60041661
sorry brother
but i love asian countries.
>>60041804
You're only saying that after your country tasted that sweet mushroom cloud
>>60033238
Why can't all the Malays be like you?
>>60041661
I agree with you, but you shouldn't forget that they facilitated us with organization that they made
>what is BPUPKI or 独立準備調査会
>what is PPKI or 独立準備委員会
>>60040727
Good luck with those muslims.
>>60041835
kek
>>60041886
They only made that because they were losing.
>hey Indon look at us we are a savior trying to help your independence by making this meme organization
(but first please help us to fight this western army ok)
>>60041877
Malay chan is Indian.
KEK AT MY CLASSMATE IMPREGNATING HIS MAID AND NOW HIDES IN CANADA CAUSE HIS MAID POKED HOLES IN THE CONDOM
>>60040727
BASED DUTDUT
Actually I dont know anymore how his brain works 2bh.
>>60042051
he deserves it for fucking his katulong
>>60042051
Is the maid decent looking at least?
>>60042098
I dunno havent visit his home
I hate Tinder.
This is a Vietnamese boat renter.
The fact is my grandmother taught some educations provided by the Japanese. She's part of Keraton after all
>>60040955
Because Sabah has oil.
>>60037745
Wait what?
>>60040930
Japanese helped SEA for independence.
After that, Chinese capitalist invaded SEA and killed over 1 million but pretended friendly.
South east asian are being cheated by Han capitalists still now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu68nD5QqP0
>>60042528
I bet your face has more oil than Sabah has.
>>60042344
Good for your grandma. Of course Japs needed few of royal to keep other millions peasants in check. The fact is 10 millions people were dying because of romusha. The death rate were higher than Allied prisoner of war.
>>60042594
That clip is from communist party PKI. That had nothing to do with Chinese.
>>60042678
nah
>>60042005
That was still counts as facilitating us, moron.
>sbm test is couple days left
>can't stop posting on 4chin
>>60042594
Chinese and Korean are monopolying SEA wealth.
But Chinese pretend friendly very smartly so almost no south east asian don't know how Chinese rule their government by bribe.
>>60042767
underage GTFO
>>60042114
Is your classmate a bule?
If yes, and the maid looks decent, he'll look forward to gorgeous half-bule mongrel child.
>>60042789
I'm 19 btw :^D
>>60042691
>he doesn't have blue blood in their blood
Fucking filthy peasant
Do you respect women?
Do you ever grope strangers inappropriately?
>>60042769
But Chinese pretend friendly very smartly so almost no south east asian know how Chinese rule their government by bribe.
>>60042767
>>60042797
I should have known that indon-chan faggot is underage faggot.
Do Indonesians hate us?
>>60042791
he looks like a dark bulldog
>>60042746
Our independence was bound to happen even without that meme organization retard.
>>60042823
Yes.
I got groped many times in train and bus.
>>60042826
yes
>>60042829
Hoping that the mother is at least decent in the looks department.
Poor child.
>>60042805
Didnt stop me to fuck your mom last nite :^)
>>60042826
It just a maymay.
>>60042838
Yeah, sure. Keep telling that, moron. If Dutch still colonized us at 1945 and Japan didn't come here, our leader couldn't design our country's basic foundation.
Everything has negative and positive, don't just look at the negative points, idiot.
>>60042845
wtf r u sum kinda pinay?
>>60042876
So you're already dead? Or you're necrophilia?
>>60020861
If you don't want to look like a complete tool. Buy a normal office chair
>>60042891
No. I can be whatever you want me to be tho ;3
pic related is me
Yappari Yappari
>>60042889
>couldnt
>basic foundation
Weeb retard please learn history again. Did you really think the independence struggle happened in a one-two year?
>positive
That didnt mean jackshit when they literally drained everything and leave nothing. Facilitate my ass
Looks like Indo have new contrarian faggot, who mad at literally everything.
>>60042945
Literal Faggot
>>60043037
Retard faggot
>>60043129
Literal Retard
im a huge faggot please rape my face
>>60043218
>Replying my post.
Thank you. That actually what I'm waiting for.
You just proving my point.
Indo posters are very few. It was easy to spot 'new kid on the block'.
>>60042528
Nice joke
Have sabah you want.
>>60043037
>independence struggle happened in a one-two year?
Many south east asian came to Japan before 1900s to learn how to fight for independence.
In fact, First man who said "we need Asian Union" to Japan is Hawaiian king in 1881.
After that, almost all asian leader came to Japan for talking about this union or independence.
For example, Sun Yat-sen, President of the Republic of China. He loved Japan very much. His wife was Japanese.
You should learn history.
United Nations broke everything.
>>60043307
>muh secret club
i just shared your post on facebook, please like and subscribe
>>60043307
t. Blake
>>60043339
t. meme arrow poster
Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?
There is a way. A quick way.
Aikido.
You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.
Become fit and kick ass at the same time.
Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on my gf when this bulky otaku comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.
I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.
The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.
Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.
I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.
But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.
At once.
>>60043326
If my wife is jap does that mean i like japan very much?
So I have just started reading AIKI, a manga that's centered around the martial art Aikido and it just blew my mind.
Aikido is incredible. I just can't words how strong it is. It basically works by absorbing the entire force of an object and redirecting it. It would be, for example, be possible to crush an elephant with it's own weight when it steps on you, or deflecting a rocket. I did some research and found out it was invented by an ancient japanese physics professor and utilizes the laws of nature and philosophy to bring down it's opponents. If it wouldn't be for the defensive mentality of Aikido practioners, I am sure they would rule over Japan by now.
So, what do you think about Aikido /int/? Anyone mastered this ancient art and experienced it's power?
>>60043403
That's pretty badass
>>60043389
Post progress pics.
I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.
Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.
An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.
but have you ever been in love, /asean/?
I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.
Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.
When will Vietnam use chu nom again? Why do you let yourselves lose your literary culture?
>>60043440
Yes Aikido is badass.
My Dad is a master of many martial arts- Taekwondo, Kendo, Sudoku, Go... you wouldn't, no, COULDNT believe your eyes.
He always told me his true power was due to his learning of aikido(he has a black belt but doesn't consider himself a master of the true art, as everyone is a student forever in Aikido). With Aikido, he can end conflicts without hurting anyone, by redirecting their own energy into a armlock or trip that is inescapable(because how can u beat yourselff...?) and he just asks the defeated person if they have calmed down before he lets them go... very beautiful martial arts, aikido is. They say you can even reverse direction of an entire car if you know how...
To muslim indo anon, when does ramadan start? pls answer
>>60043505
6 or 7
>>60018797
I'm Thailand and I love big throbbing viet dick inside by boi pussy :DDDD
>>60043505
tomorrow
>>60043505
Its next month
>>60043510
>>60043533
thank you ^^
>>60043528
thank you for the (you) ^^
>>60043425
Sun Yat-sen loved Japan. There are too many evidences.
He made his first army in Japan.
He lost war of independence 3 times then he always escaped to Japan.
He loved his Japanese name Nakayama(中山). You can see that name in Taiwan.
When Yuan Shikai expelled Sun Yat-sen, he escaped to Japan again.
tfw no japanese gf
>>60043570
>emot
Fuck off, fagbook
>>60043596
shit taste tbph fram
>>60043578
Ok
Why japanese always try so hard to look good to other asians?
>>60018797
>tfw disgusting Burmese near me.
What's your snapchats, /asean/?
I'll send out my nudes.
>>60043740
Bayot ka
>>60043654
I want to know how United Nations are distorting history and want to tell other history which is full of reality.
>>60043740
Are you the jockstrap guy? Post jockstrap pics lol.
>>60043740
bayot.
>>60043596
Thai grills are cuters than ours
For me, Thai, Viets, Malayu is the cutest people
>>60043750
Hahaha. Ridiculous
>>60018797
PLEASE HELP US
[user was stoned and dismembered for this post]
>>60043654
Japan is rich enough that this autist bought a PC
Just joking
>>60043804
Are you Aceh now?
>>60043749
>>60043785
>Being a bisaya
>>60043766
I haven't washed it yet.
>>60043824
>All visitors to Aceh should be aware that sharia law is now in force, and is strictly applied to all persons in the province, including tourists. Religious police and taser-wielding locals have shut down at least one event at a guesthouse, and on multiple occasions conducted guesthouse raids looking for unmarried couples sharing rooms. There have also been instances of mob violence on the pretext of enforcing sharia law, which the police have turned a blind eye to. If you do visit Aceh, be sure to strictly refrain from any activity which could have even the smallest possibility of breaking sharia law.
GOD FUCKING DAMN WE ARE SO FUCKED
Laugh.
>>60043804
>tfw both your country and his country are not atheist yet
>>60043823
>using 4chan on a PC
>doesn't post on 4chan with tablet because he's too lazy to go on his PC.
>>60043804
HYPED !!!!
>>60043799
Polish first president's relatives.
North Korean leader's relatives.
Manchu emperor relatives.
All live in Japan.
Why didn't they go back home town if you think Japan is too bad evil country?
http://news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/28/16/duterte-says-no-cabinet-post-yet-for-robredo
>"Why should I talk to her? I have not considered anything for her because I’m more worried where I would place the friends na nagkautang ako ng loob," Duterte said of Robredo, the running mate of his rival, former interior secretary Mar Roxas.
lmao. Change is coming, mga putangina.
Brunei has sharia law too but nobody seems to care.
>>60044282
Brunei isn't 40% non Muslim
>>60043804
congrat my friend, you are in the right path
>mfw Malaysia is Aceh now
>>60044098
I dont think japan is evil country. I think japan is not entirely good and safe country.
>>60044337
Malaysian sharia law only apply to muslims while Brunei sharia law applies to everyone.
>>60044282
What's so good about sharia law?
>>60044367
You get to stone normies to death.
>>60043887
Okay. Mao ra na imo ikasulti? Luoya sad nimo kulang kaman sa pansin
>>60044360
They will eventually apply to non-Muslims
>>60044367
Najib will behead ERP-ers
>>60044396
I doubt it, I even doubt that hudud will even be implemented because it's just a political gimmick.
>>60044367
No xmas
No horny girls
No crime
Good for muslims
Not good for me because im not muslim
>>60044458
>no crime
>>60044458
Bobo ka pala e.
Balang araw dadating din yung taong mababaliw kahit sa simpleng ngiti ko lang. Dadating din yung taong papahalagahan ang maliliit na bagay na nagagawa ko. Yung mamahalin ako ng totoo, walang halong laro.
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/unreported-world/on-demand/63201-001
Post dumb shit from you country
>>60045239
She is hot.
>>60044458
>No xmas
wat
>>60045302
I'm pretty sure she's 13 or 14
>>60045239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOt4m_NdAh0
>>60045336
Ahok RI 1 2016!
>>60045471
t. Teman Ahok
>mfw watching normies crying over hodor on youtube
Why does my wife's son always insist on sleeping?
>>60045629
t. blake
>>60045629
>>60045844
t. Blake
