housekeeping edition
cara
Kyary
>>59989457
what the fuck is that thing
Antonia
doing nut
>fancy girl at work for ages
>finally muster up the courage to ask her out
>she says she has a boyfriend
>emails me later, saying she's sorry if she came across as rude and invites me out for drinks with her and a female friend, but she has a boyfriend
>she adds me on fb
>don't see her for a few days cos I've been in training for a few days
>sends me pic related
what did she mean by this?
Lads is this account really Kev?:
http://www.boards.ie/b/user/29971
My irl /brit/ friend tells me it is.
>>59989482
A rabbit you fat cunt
UNIRONICALLY enjoy h3h3
>>59989509
yes
>>59989507
Just trying to be nice
So hot pockets are just Pasties?
/ded/
>>59989507
could be a couple of things desu
1) she might think youre suicidal about getting rejected
2) she's really self obsessed and thinks everything is about her
3) she is trying to be nice about rejecting you
bit weird desu i probably wouldnt even reply or i'd just reply saying i've been busy sternly with no salt
>>59989556
Literally how was he doxxed and when did he leave? It must have been heard since I actually saw lisicki.
>>59989545
hey reddit!
Why do you allow this chuckle head to make your generals? I mean, come on.
>>59989507
Stop posting this shite
>>59989588
he never actually posted in /brit/. /brit/ just joked that lisicki is actually some lad in ireland named kev
>>59989588
Kev isn't Lisicki.
So that's all the chaos a dumb cunt Yank can cause by simply forgetting to call the thread /brit/.
Ebin, just ebin.
>>59989634
>>59989636
190 cm master race false flags
>>59989653
kev was never lisicki, lisicki was always a shit gimmick
leave kev alone kev had a hard life
>>59989634
>>59989636
Fucking hell I did think they were seperate cunts. My fucking twat friend.
He posted in /eire/ right?
>>59989694
No, kev's picture was posted in /eire/ because some /eire/ posters browsed the after hours thread where kev first posted his famous picture and the meme spread from /eire/ to /brit/
this is years ago btw
>>59989653
Kev is a nice, hard working guy who obviously has some mental difficulties.
190cm master race is a deluded cunt who doesn't shower.
>gotta go 60 miles on my little 125 motorbike on monday
god help me
>>59989739
not to mention a commie
>>59989725
You know what I'm a newfag and I'm going to kill myself. I did come here for a spell and thats how I remember lisicki but I was put off on how fucking dense it here.
ITS DARE
Listening to some Fall out boy lads
>>59989787
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
it's fucking nippy today lads
we aren't made for the cold us lads
Just had two (2) packs of Snakrite Prawn Cocktail and a wafer. Still hungry.
making an arrangement
>>59989844
ILL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
>>59989870
WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
listening to The Logical Song - Radio Edit lads
GOOD MORNING
>>59989854
grow some balls you fucking cocksmoker
40lb bow for sale
>>59989894
LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER AND FASTER
>>59989923
recurve?
Is the big difference between 4chan and Reddit that one is sardonic?
>>59989938
yes it's ILF
>>59989908
oi none of that. it's windy so it's the chill factor desu (which is something u could use haha)
>>59989953
>sardonic
yeah whatever professor dictionary
HUMIDITY IS RISING
>>59989815
LONDON
are pugs meme animals?
did we beat those pommy wankers in the footy last night?
According to all sources the streets are the place to go lads
ITS RAINING LADS
>>59990043
yes
border collies are the best dogs
>>59990076
nah
>>59989752
125 4strokes can easily stomp 100's of miles at a time with no problems.
just remember to stretch your neck and legs.
if it's a 2stroke however, consider the train
me in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMOKueeNiPk
http://www.boards.ie/b/search/query?user=29971&forum=7
wtf i just went through every page and no kev. is it deleted?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROsRP3RlAtk
Cara al Sol con la camisa nueva,
que tú bordaste en rojo ayer,
me hallará la muerte si me lleva
y no te vuelvo a ver.
Formaré junto a mis compañeros
que hacen guardia sobre los luceros,
impasible el ademán,
y están presentes en nuestro afán.
Si te dicen que caÃ,
me fui al puesto que tengo allÃ.
Volverán banderas victoriosas
al paso alegre de la paz
y traerán prendidas cinco rosas
las flechas de mi haz.
Volverá a reÃr la primavera,
que por cielo, tierra y mar se espera.
¡Arriba, escuadras, a vencer,
que en España empieza a amanecer!
¡España una!
¡España grande!
¡España libre!
¡Arriba España!
is the room clear
is the fucking machines naggers in bed
>>59990220
leave kev alone la
>>59990241
hardly anyone is here
>>59989507
post it one more time i fucking dare you.
>>59990241
post fucking machines
>>59990076
factually incorrect
>>59990254
alri
*clears throat*
sup lads
>>59990247
i will i just want to see the original pic
kev is roorah you nonces, lisicki is a false flag
>>59990137
don't really understand the new meme of ironically lifting lighter weights with awful tier form tbqh
you can slip a disk picking up a shoe
>>59990262
are you caralad
>>59990301
yes
>>59989815
unironically read this while FOB came on shuffle
>google random word or phrase
>good chance yanks made a film or tv series called that word or phrase at some point
One of us lads is going to be the last person alive to remember the like of Kev, Lisicki, Craven and Roogah.r
Think about that.
>>59990341
RILEY
>>59990354
sticka?
>>59990378
yeah shmooen
*blows vape in your face*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>59990387
josh was a diversion tactic
doing a make of an arrangement
>>59990389
*sucks the fat out of your belly*
merry christmas yank
is the non-goy still in the thread?
blow vape in my face one more time i fucking dare you
Goooooooooodnight laads. *Let's out a long and audible yawn*
>>59990425
whew, cheers lad
*hops up and down*
*runs circles around you*
>>59990455
Haha you are not going anywhere *preps the bull*
>>59990456
*trips you*
pathetic yank
>>59990455
*sticks my willy in your gob as you yawn*
>>59990472
*it was a hologram*
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
heh heh, they never change do they
that shirt lmao
i can't stop thinking about that louie video with his stepdad yelling at him
it makes me really sad
>>59990493
what city are you from, yank?
*is a yank*
Feel bad just partially crushed a moth accidentally that was going towards the light of my phone as its. Naturally accustomed to
Poor thing is probably suffering now
>>59990507
ah cmon now, louis is fine
>>59990507
>video
don't pull my leg runt
>>59990507
this is louie when his stepdad finally barges in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtUKXyLERoM
![345E62F900000578-3598581-image-a-37_1463652934820[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QnT7djk.jpg "345E62F900000578-3598581-image-a-37_1463652934820[1].jpg")
>>59990523
>>59990507
why?
the entire family are on par for being fucked up melts
>>59990507
it wasn't a video ya daft mare
>>59990542
you know exactly what i meant you pedant
>>59990524
Kill it. Best thing.
>just playing some insurgency
>guy on the mic is talking
>saying normal stuff but slurring his words and just sounding like an idiot
>say "you sound like a fucking retard stfu"
>he says he has a neurological condition which affects his speech and even apologises for it
>instantly disconnect from the server and feel really bad
>>59990519
minneapolis lmao
What the fuck is wrong with London? I thought this was a meme but if you're an exmuslim people actually try to stab you and shit. Wtf? I thought I was safe in a first world country but i can't tell anyone i'm atheist if i go to london because i have a muslim name
>>59990507
Wonder do they know the little shit is putting the arguments online for and hundreds of thousands have heard it
dark out
>>59990574
should stop being rude
>>59990574
you're a proper twat m8
>>59990562
Dunno where it is flew off but there was some blood on the screen
>>59990575
I really want to live in a cold climate
I even considered moving to finland for a year before I tried to learn the language
>>59990577
>muslim name
What is it?
>>59990575
shit fucking city 2bh
i had a layover in milwaukee once. That's close enough
>>59990524
fuck moths
>>59990574
hahaha dickhead
>>59990574
rekt faggot
>>59990606
>>59990625
not to muh heritage but my family is from norgay. I've considered moving there someday maybe.
really comfy here in the summer. rarely goes over 22ish.
great place if you like fishing, camping, etc.
>yanks
>Donald Trump won't debate Bernie Sanders
Ahh yes
>>59990606
just move here mate, it's almost midday and it's only 21 degrees
>>59990619
translates to slave of allah
yes i realize the irony
>>59990591
irish weather
>>59990670
yeah it might be great in the summer but it is dreadful in the winter. Literally would rather live in thailand for 4 months of the year and minnesota for 8 than live in minnesota for 12.
>>59990574
this is why you only play the ww2 mod
>>59990685
>21
>>59990712
it is so much easier to get warm when you are cold though. you can bundle up or make a fire or eat something spicy or go to the sauna.
when you're hot all you can do is drink something cold or get some ice. and it doesn't feel nice cooling down, it feels much better warming up.
If your ideal isn't 15 degree C with a very gentle wind and plenty of cloud cover then I've got bad news for you:
you're a rasheed
Australia seems like the most amazing country. If we could only exterminate the """"""spiders""""" and """""snakes""""""
>>59990792
and the runts
bloody place is chock full of them
>>59990792
the worst part about australia is the television. it's fucking dire
>>59990785
>15 degrees celcius
fucking no thanks m8. i got asked if i wanted to stay with some family i have who moved to russia for work in their winter and it was like fucking negative 20 like wtf hahahaha i'd fucking die
>>59990792
yes and not to mention getting the """"""""abbos""""""""""" """"""""""out""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbCSboujF4
taytay is stunning here.
to use a shitty colloquialism, but she is vogue.
GAP literally stands for "gay and proud."
>>59990817
>implying it's even remotely relevant how good the local television is in the age of instant streaming of everything
>to use a shitty colloquialism, but she is vogue.
>post with trip
no jews
>post without trip
a lot of jews
hmm
>>59990822
Dunno how you ausses cope
Personally I think white men don't belong south of the equator
How do you even sleep do you need to strip naked turn on a fan and pray a Bush animal doesn't come steal you away?
NEED a doctor gf
>>59990869
maybe I could be your doctor gf, anon? ;)
not a doctor/girl but we could pretend
you fucking bender
>>59990817
the UK secreted pre-cum over neighbours and home and away lmao
>>59990892
very confused right now
I think I've honestly outgrown 4chan.
The edginess, the cynicism, the bitterness, the trolling. It's just not funny anymore.
I never thought I would get to this stage. But I have.
>>59990893
legitimately top class television
>>59990836
>what would you eat if you could eat anything?
>chicken tenders
ONE OF US
>>59990912
someone fedora post this lad
>>59990836
>favourite food chicken tendies
>I think I've honestly outgrown 4chan.
>The edginess, the cynicism, the bitterness, the trolling. It's just not funny anymore.
>I never thought I would get to this stage. But I have.
doglad wants me to scratch his ears
>I think I've honestly outgrown 4chan.
>>59990912
lad i went through this like February but uh idk lad, you'll be back, it happens to all of us.
>>59990893
yeah tbf those still retain a degree of popularity in the UK. but the rest is shite let's be honest
>>59990865
sleeping in summer is easy. sleeping in winter is harder than you'd think.
we have so much humidity and shit here for so long that our airways get used to the moisture so when it suddenly disappears and becomes dry air, we barely produce any mucus so noses block. the moment cold weather hits, i get a blocked nose and snore like a trooper for like 3 weeks ffs hahaha
>>59990912
I'm starting to know that feel desu but it has more to do with the fact that I'm afraid of getting sued for trolling someone nowadays.
>>59990933
do iiiiiiiiit
>>59990956
>getting sued for trolling someone
lol
how do people have trouble losing weight lol
just eat less
>>59990956
lmaoin @ you're life
Ah yes, 3 day weekend, an extra 24 hours to contemplate my total lack of human relationships, very nice
>>59990912
not outgrown enough to repost this though i see. you now have 0 legitimacy
i've heard leperchauns are just aborted fetuses that ran off into the woods to live solitary lives
>>59990919
>>59990927
>tfw she'll never be my gf
>tfw she has most likely railed a chad dancer when she was on a world tour
>tfw i'll never experience that
>>59990915
errrrr
>>59990948
australia has some good shows but a lot of it is just filler. they have to keept producing shit so they do but most know that it's going to be shit. our most popular shows are like fucking cooking competition shows, so it's pretty clear no one gives a rats arse about australian ""drama"" minus a couple of things.
>>59991001
just get a VR headset and retreat into a fantasy world. you wont need friends there
>>59991008
>aborted fetuses
>in Ireland
found a hole in your theory
>>59991020
Danger 5 was great desu
>>59990912
fuck off then
see you tomorrow
Unironically blame Jews for my lack of a gf
"alri"
>>59991115
>french "people" eat these
>>59990975
>>59990992
Americans get sued for trolling and Brits get jailed...
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-29678989
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/sep/13/internet-troll-jailed-mocking-teenagers
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11127808/Twitter-troll-jailed-for-campaign-of-hatred-against-Stella-Creasy.html
unironically blame the jews for me doing poorly in grade school
fell for the video game jew
>>59991066
ye that was a good show. the problem is that every good australian show suffers from it's always sunny in philedelphia syndrome - minimal advertising, minimal push and spread almost entirely by word of mouth. it's not uncommon to find out about decent australian shows after they're no longer being made.
plus australians who make those shows like to end them at their peak rather than drive them into decline.
>see her on Tinder
>too scared to message
Fuck this avoidant life
dead af
my mind is a missile
your mind is a target
>>59991215
how does it feel that she is out fucking random strangers she met online
>>59991215
hey what do you think about these lyrics:
I wanted more
Than life could ever grant me
Bored by the chore
Of saving face
>>59991221
All the regular lids are out clubbing and/or shagging their gf's. /brit/ is the normiest of all generals.
why should i have to look at blacks and muslims in the street? i live in northwestern europe. i don't want these people anywhere near me
>>59991234
Don't really relate to it tbqh, life is terryifying to me, even everyday encounters make me angsty and filled with dread
>>59991215
>add really qt girl on fb after meeting her at a party
>know i should message her
>friends telling me to
>put it off for like 4 days
>know i have to do it
>send the message just before i am going to bed
>slam escape key like 50 times
>exit conversation and everything
>hit red x on browser
>shut down computer
wew
Nigga when my name come up respeck it
>>59991263
done this before
>text girl for the first time
>press send and shut down phone, throw it under my bed
>>59991136
so did lexplorer
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-womens-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html
>Australian national women's football team beaten 7-0 by an under-15s team of boys
>>59991290
sent a longwinded message to a girl on tinder once
she deleted me ;_;
>>59991311
The women probably didn't take it very seriously, whereas the kids seriously wanted to win tbf.
>>59991311
women are subhumans
>>59991338
terrible excuse desu
>>59991346
>>59991311
fuck off misogynists
>>59991338
this, they let them win
>>59991263
relatable post
yo /brit/ i dont know if you noticed it but ive had your back from day one niggas lets blow this bitch
I enjoy being a micro-managing deity.
ye blow me niggas
>>59991387
holy fuck is that the sims ONE
*tips beer*
salud lids
>>59991376
> lets blow this bitch
you a bender or what a ya fat cunt
>>59991387
ahh you actually went to play sims
good on you guy
>tfw wanna play sim now
broken collarbone is doing my NUT
please give me an actually good game to play lads
I've been playing mario party 2 alone for the past 3 hours
home of the scandalous big bad los angeles
>>59991431
been getting into insurgency lately. great game tbf. it's like CS:GO on steroids
>>59991338
Girls develop faster than boys but the physical and mental abilities of girls never develop past early teenaged boys.
pondering the existence of reality
>>59991431
Mario Party 9
>>59991387
*puts the move objects cheat on and waits for you to take a shower*
*moves you into the middle of the street*
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
gasping, dying
but somehow still alive
im starting to doubt that anyone that has said
>tfw no gf
will ever get a gf
sorry lads, but /brit/ is a fat twat free general
if your bmi is over 22.5 you need to FACK ROIGHT OFF YA CHUNKY BASTARD
>>59991468
haha you just said it!!!!!!!!
>>59991470
Fitter than any of you thickos
>>59991483
fuck
>>59991387
your barbecue is on fire lad
why do people stick their arms out all the time when you're driving around at like 3AM? it's pretty obvious i'm not a taxi
>>59991387
*puts fireworks in your home and sets them off*
>>59991470
>tfw 21 bmi
>>59991387
wow i dont remember the sims looking that shit
I must have spent an embarrassing amount of my life playing that
>>59991431
dark souls
the 2d oddworld games
myshuno!
Limp Bizkit had some good songs desu
2016
no gf
?????
what happened to our year
>tfw only brits can understand my weight
>>59991574
Durst
>>59991387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Il5aZhYy8E
this shit way way too overblown for a kids game
>>59991359
t. samantha
>>59991600
ahh yes 913kg 3/4 human
tea, anyone?
I'm single now lads
downloaded tinder and got a bunch of matches
how do i get one to sleep with me?
>>59991604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYpysTX3HBk
>>59991600
>brits have floor clocks powered by weight
strange land
>>59991633
ta lad
milk, 6 sugars
>>59991636
ay wats up gurl u wan sum fuk
I'm single now lads
I mean, I always was, but I still am now
haha
>>59991636
are you attractive?
>>59991661
i like mitch hedberg too
>>59991654
sounds a bit daft 2bh
>>59991677
I like to think so
>tfw you're in an argument with someone and another person comes in on your side
linkin park has always been shit tbH
tucking into a bag of quavers me
>>59991712
>tfw that person is a yank and you automatically lose
>>59991715
impressed w/ ur sophisticated taste lad
>>59991715
but in the end, does it even matter?
>"Do you have a girlfriend Anon?"
>"No"
>"Have you *ever* had one?"
>...
>>59991715
>linkin park has always been shit tbH
>>59991748
this better not be sarcasm fucker
Anyone tried Android Pay at a supermarket yet? Thought of it but don't want to embarrass myself
>>59991762
it's a girlfriend store, I was buying a girlfriend
>>59991776
don't be a hero lad
>>59991636
be urself
>>59991775
fly on my screen
>>59991762
>tfw can say yes and their whole 'lol anon ur such a loser" gimmick blows up in their face
>>59991600
I've fucked women who weigh more than you
