Beer>>Tea>>>>>>Coffee edition
janny's gonna do his NUT
how's it going lads? the old push-pull in the tug of war of life?
you're not losing ground are ya? not going backwards?
>yanks
/brit/ is shit this morning
>Whites are evil majority oppressors
>Whites have never been indigenous to a country, Britain has always been immigrants
How do lefties function?
reported so a janitor can delete this travesty
haha yes time to completely and utterly waste another day
>>59955570
me for the last 10 years haha
>be southerner
>get KHAN'd
>>59955562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CJeDetA45Q
anime
haven't showered in three days
need to go toilet but don't have enough gud boy points
oh golly gee, that'll be the microwave!
water is boiled, time for some nice tea - maybe an earl grey today
*has meltdown over something I read on twitter*
How do leftists function??????
Don't make me laugh. None of you truly GAF about women's freedom, rights or equality. Your objection to the Burqa is that a muslim woman is wearing it. You're shit-scared of Islam because it's followers fear nothing or no-one but god and your claims to christianity are bogus. You only go to church to get married or buried.
>>59955595
this video is blocked in australia because anime is banned.
that's why we have the lowest rates of pedophilia in the west
I have a question lads how come /brit/ gets two generals?
>yanks are gone
Finally.
>Distinctive regional accents appear to have declined since the 1950s with more people now sounding like "southerners", researchers have concluded.
Get assimilated poortherners
bout to order off the darknet, anyone want anything?
>yank cuisine
will be livid if the janny deletes the thread this late
>>59955627
how come your mum get's shagged by two different people?
![SdmGPin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WroYSAS.jpg "SdmGPin[1].jpg")
>>59955627
tory bastards
>>59955619
>melt
you
>>59955606
Earl Grey? SO British! xD I love British culture so much I want to live in England! I especially love doctor who, Sherlock and tea :3
keeping the old thread open just in case the custodian has a breakdown
>>59955647
fake magic the gathering cards please
Funny how scared the MEN are by a bit of cloth. I guess that's why women say it's 'empowering.' Personally, I know quite a few very strong women who choose to wear the burqa and only have an issue with it when it's forced on us and not a free choice. We rightly condemn Saudi Arabia for their misogyny. Don't let's become like them.
>>59955647
dark chocolate cornetto
>>59955649
bloody hell that is disgusting
>>59955654
Well she has you and her boyfriend, dad
>new at 305
There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is a swedish poster a spamming?
Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!
>>59955647
caramac and a lilt and a suitcase nuke
Thank god whites are dwindling in our communities. All those working class whites living in council houses have been oppressing non-whites for far too long
mighty sweaty ngl
>>59955669
teehee! xP
>>59955536
Tea>>Beer>>>>>>Dogshit>>>>Coffee
Without exaggeration, I almost threw up last time I tried to drink coffee. What bile.
can a brit explain how wet and melt came to be slang words
u wet u fuckin melt init blud sfe cool
Green tea > red tea > cocoa > barley tea >>>>>>>>>>coke >>>> coffee
>>59955649
I used to fucking laugh my head off for hours on end looking at this photo
Hows it goin lads haha
>>59955649
>fully cooked
>>59955688
>>59955730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
4:00 for when the fun begins
tea=ale>>soft drinks>>>>>>>>>>coffee>>dog shit>>>>lager
imagine all the people
>>59955626
That's because all the aussie nonces sail off to Thailand
Face > Legs > Feet > Tits > Arse
It is a male empowered law. And this law, created by men demands that women must cover up and it is wrong! So... our male empowered government will create a new law by men which demands that women must not cover up without actually giving the muslim women any option. Because, lets face it... living the white man way has to be the way anyone must live! Absolute joke.
>>59955779
alri cal
>>59955774
might do a vomit
>>59955792
hmmmm
Coffee>soda> juice>niggers>>>>>>>>>tea
>>59955792
Face > Arse > Legs > Tits
(note how feet are not included because they are NOT sexual body parts)
>>59955754
Agree with all of this
>>59955831
>>59955792
Face > arse (> asshole ) > legs > tits
>Boaty McBoatface
the gf
>>59955564
You can be majority and immigrants just take a look at California
>>59955755
Having a good morning
>not liking feet
you some kind of bender?
Went to Bethnal Green for the first time the other week. My gf wanted to see all the hipster shops in Prick Lane. Got up the steps from the tube station, literally thought I was in fucking Kabul or something. Walking down Bethnal Green Road is just miles long road full of Paki shops, burkas, pop up markets selling smelly blankets and robes, paki music blaring constantly. It was a nightmare.
Me and my gf swore never to go on a trip to London again
>>59955831
But face and legs ARE sexual body parts, tosser?
>>59955866
top lad
>>59955866
r nige wat a lad
>soda
>>59955884
to be fair you can fuck the face and girls show off their legs in the same way they show off their tits and arse
>>59955866
the absolute madman ahahaha
>>59955894
>DUDE DUDE LMAO
>be worth 500 million
>marry a girl that's poor
>dont get a prenup
Cannot fabricate.
>>59955894
>twought
>>59955881
>Bethnal Green
>i hereby pledge allegience to the can of the united states of america
>>59955884
Moreso than feet because faces and legs can actually be attractive
ah yes, jose mourinho, very impressive
>>59955922
>Divorced two days after his mother dies
>>59955927
>>59955951
Get out Sven
>>59955978
>legs can actually be attractive
You absolute melt. No they fucking can't. You're just as bad as footfags.
tights
JUST
>>59956023
leggings
>>59956023
melt
>>59956040
>>59955655
underrated post
>>59956023
good lad
>>59955859
It does help when the state is literally twice the size of Britain.
Not that it helped San Diego. Which I've visited. And was basically a Mexico annex
ah, so true
>>59956023
This
what the fuck is a melt?
>>59956012
>running your hand up a woman's smooth leg
>not attractive
>her thick thighs warming your ears
>not attractive
Your opinion doesn't really matter on this if you're a bender, mate
>>59956075
imagine actually putting your penis in a girl like this
>>59956088
lit>>>tv
Sweden lad put all these stats in a image so it can be shared on goybook
>>59956090
Maybe they should stop being lazy scroungers then
>>59955866
>>59956088
i dont get it
>>59956040
jeggings
>>59956060
>tfw can always count on Thailad to get ancient memes
haha
>>59956091
type of sandwich I think
>>59956138
everyone got it mate, just no one was bothered enough to reply to it because it was the lowest hanging fruit
fuck off tryhard
>yanks
>>59956023
stockings
>>59956091
shut up u fuckin melt wasteman i'll merk u init come meet me SW9 6DE
>>59956138
the two wieners meme was a good laugh, made a couple of popular ones myself :3
>>59956154
Aww, so cranky
Want me to microwave your bottle for you?
Someone PLEASE tell me what a melt is.
are these stats American?
if so why are you posting them here?
where can we all get a tights gf lads?
>>59956185
tinternet
>>59956185
You're going at it all wrong, your best bet is to get a regular gf and put her in tights
>>59956181
generic insult #49
Alri
>>59956158
that's clearly a chink
wouldn't mind a yank gf to slap about
>>59956208
>your best bet is to get a regular gf
ah right
I'll get me coat
>100% of Swedes are cuckolds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZufpl-liCQ
tights gf just sent me this
>>59956237
Yank isn't a race you melt.
>>59956269
100% of Americans are confused by the first three seconds of this video
>>59956269
would fuck tbqh
>>59956269
she's filling the kettle
pure poetry
>40% of americans aren't white
>white americans will soon be a minority
>>59956237
>that's clearly a chink
lol
>>59956269
These glasses are awful
She'd look 100% better with proper glasses
>>59956315
so they are American stats
literally worthless here. take them to /cum/ you retard
>>59956269
>they say there is no porn on youtube
I don't normally enjoy these slow moving, not too action packed videos, but for some reason I really enjoyed this one. Maybe because the girl looks young enough to be his c***d and everything about that is wrong. But she is so adorable and daddy takes it slow because he doesn't want her to feel rushed or fo***d into the situation and that way he feels like he has done nothing wrong?
Does that make any sense?
Is something wrong with me if I haven't shat in 2 days
>>59956315
Why are you posting this shit here you melt?
these threads are absolute rubbish
how did i ever used to spend more than 5 minutes in here let alone all day
>>59956348
this, go spam a feminist forum or something
>>59956366
*spits in your face*
>>59956341
what the fuck are you talking about
Don't close your eyes
something beautiful is still alive
>>59956366
*cleans spit off your face with a tea towel*
>>59956366
oi bruv suck ya mum init blud u wanna come round my endz n disrespek my famly u some wet melt bitch init
Worried about this Swede desu, if the Swedish government gets a hold of him, it'll be curtains.
Doing gods work lad
>>59956345
Serious answer here. Not really anything to be worried about. 2 days isn't very long. Try to drink more water and eat more (especially foods with fibre).
>>59956401
men have breasts too you faucet
if you mean cervical cancer, then fair enough
Think I might have to do a cheeky suicide soon lads haha
>thailad is back
Where have you been la?
just be yourself and drink more water, that'll solve all your problems
SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT THIS HANDS DOWN HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE HOTTEST FUCKS OF I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE I DON'T EVEN LIKE PUSSY BUT THAT DUDE DAUGHTER HAS A HOT FUCKING MOUTH I WANT TO SKULL FUCK THE SHIT HER AND FUCK HER DAD LOOKS GOOD EATING HER YOUNG PUSSY.
WHAT EVER THEY COOKED UP IN THE LAB THIS MORNING I WANT THEM COOK ING ANOTHER BATCH LIKE NOW AND THEN I AM GOING TO SPEND A FEW WEEKS HELPING DAD AND DAUGHTER A WITH THE CLINICAL TRIALS CAN WANT TILL THAT LITTLE GIRL SWALLOW MY COCK
>tfw you break the heart of a shop vendor
yeah i was just trying those clothes
and yes, i WILL order them off the internet
>aussie runts trying to impersonate povvo londoners
this thread is an absolute state right now
I actually agree this thread is piss poor
>>59956493
Melt.
what did we do to deserve these swedes
>98.43% of women only date men who earn more than they do so they can be stay at home moms
yanks have actually been the better posters this morning
>>59956439
haha waheyyy good one
*chats bollocks*
has a girl ever told you that you were really good at kissing/oral?
>>59956519
>waheyyy
Say that to my face and see what happen bruv ill twat ya mate I fookin swer
>>59956539
*gives you a look*
*throat bulges like a frog's*
Never drank coffee
>>59956562
Couldn't pay me to put my face in a fanny mate
>>59956562
a girl once told me I was a creep
>>59956573
Do that to my face and see what happen bruv ill twat ya mate I fookin swer
>>59956562
>kissing girls
ew
*yankposts about microwaves*
>>59956565
which prestigious institute did this study come from?
>Couldn't pay me to put my face in a fanny mate
t. virgin
Alri lads
>>59956604
>creep
Say that to my face and see what happen bruv ill twat ya mate I fookin swer
>>59956562
no but a girl i had a crush on told me her boyfriend was really good at both
>>59956621
>ew
Say that to my face and see what happen bruv ill twat ya mate I fookin swer
>>59956562
yes to both, but also a girl once told me that it was like kissing a slippery eel. never knew what she meant by that, maybe too sloppy and tonguey?
>>59956627
>virgin
Say that to my face and see what happen bruv ill twat ya mate I fookin swer
>>59956656
ouch
Why is Sweden posting feminism shit on a board where people will largely agree with him? Bit of a waste of time.
Instead he should compile them all in an image and share it on social media
Fuck off
>>59956686
>complaining about feminism in sweden
isn't that a capital offense though
Me on the left
>>59956719
rude
i'm an absolute fucking degenerate disgrace
no other words to describe myself fucking hell
>>59956722
nice hair lmao
what are you lads doing over the bank holiday?
>>59956736
sitting on me bum at home doing nothing i bet haha
>>59956719
>Fuck off
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.
God save her lads
Last Whites of the East End is depressing me lads
What should I watch instead?
>>59956736
tattoos were a mistake
>>59956762
k-on
Just got a new microwave you lads want anything?
>>59956762
triumph of the will
>>59956809
1 (one) fully cooked chicken please
>>59956809
eggs and c hicken
>>59956762
Upstart Crow
>>59956809
pot of tea please
>>59956821
>>59956824
Coming right up
>>59956809
cook us up some hot water la
>>59956809
cornetto
ree
>>59956875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>59956856
*claps*
Here's your tip la
circuit training last night has destroyed me
thighs feel like tree trunks
house mate always comes in at like 5 in the morning and makes bare noise
'Hey man, can you be a bit quieter when you come in in the early morning.
I keep getting woken up by the noise of doors and sometimes you speaking. Maybe try to carefully hold and close doors in the early morning so they make a big noise, and I'd appreciate it if you could try to avoid loud conversations in the hallway at that time.'
is this an ok message for him?
>>59956909
mate, can you be a bit more quiet in the morning? Cheers xoxoxoxox
>>59956904
really didn't want/need to know that
take THAT racialists
![1098676888[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cS2jBOB.jpg "1098676888[1].jpg")
>>59956909
>makes bare noise
FOY alri lads haha x
>>59956933
i think he isn't aware of how he is making so much noise, so i'm trying to tell him
>>59956947
good lad, that's a proper post right there
>>59956935
mate honestly, fucking fe
*puts my leg up to you*
fucking feel that
http://www.cityam.com/241946/the-pounds-looking-sound-as-it-gains-even-more-ground
But lads Dave told me the Pound is shit and we'll be screwed if we leave the EU
>>59956938
But almost nobody buys Japanese tvs anymore.
>>59956959
Get away from me you bender
>>59956952
Cheers lad xo
>>59956909
ponce
>>59956951
your call m8
>>59956938
Yea, but all of those things were made possible because of the British empire.
We pretty much created civilisation as we know it and therefore unofficially own everything.
>>59956909
really expecting to receive this message desu
hope you don't live with me
>>59956938
>what is trade
alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fz_Km9GSYI
rate this banter lads
>>59956938
>importing goods is the same as importing people
>>59956979
>have exams
>5 in the morning
>get woken up by this guy coming home slamming doors and chatting bare shit on his phone
>every morning for the last week or so
>>59956947
good post
GET FUCKED DAD GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>59956938
>shows
FOY
>b-b-but if we leave the EU, we'll have to face TARIFFS!!!
Ah, yes, because if other countries want to sell to us, they won't have to face OUR tariffs either...
>>59957002
both lead to factor price equalisation under the assumption of perfect competition and mobility 2bh.
>>59956987
>We pretty much created civilisation as we know it and therefore unofficially own everything.
>>59957007
alri louie
http://news.sky.com/story/1702979/soldier-in-france-stabbed-over-syria-reports
>A soldier in France is in hospital after being stabbed by two men who referred to the country's involvement in Syria, say reports.
I WONDER WHO WAS BEHIND THIS
TAKE A GUESS
>>59957024
>face our tariffs
our tariff costs would be levied on the consumer you dolt, as consumers we'd end up having to pay more.
also the problem with facing their tariffs is the decline in our export sector which would result from it.
>>59957042
THATS NOT LOUIE THATS NOT LOUIE
respond to my fucking post or else
>>59956971
>RIP: your exports and industry
>>59957004
>is this an ok message for him?
no it sounds poncy as anything
unironically drinking tea right now
>>59957095
did you microwave it?
>>59957095
ironically not drinking tea right now
>>59957053
Bloody buddhists again
>>59957104
not even remotely funny anymore
>>59957053
probs those fucking muzzies
death to those who do not microwave
>>59957104
>boil water in kettle on stove
>pour, let it steep for a while
>remove teabag
>add sugar and milk
>>59957053
you can bet the only way the news will refer to the attackers will be through "two men" "two french men" "two french born men"
and then at some point they namedrop rasheed al-algeri and mohamed al-isisi
what a mess
what the fuck is the difference between microwave water and kettle water anyways? They both get hot so what's the fuss all about?
>woke up this morning
>saw some people posting about microwaves or some pish
>skim through the thread previous threads
>turns out an entire gimmick rose and fell in the time i was asleep
absolutely mental to think that people getting up in a few hours wont know about the microwave gimmick at all
>>59957040
Moron.
>>59957187
should just nuke it and start from scratch tbqh
>>59957187
>"Islamic State"
>>59957207
middle east was perfectly fine before islam was invented
>>59957187
>isis border with turkey
how does that work
do the turks just watch them over the border while doing nothing?
>>59956951
"alright mate, I keep getting woken up by the doors and that in the morning, reckon you could try and keep it down a bit when you come in? ta x"
let the normies hit the floor
let the normies hit the floor
let the normies hit the floor
