British edition
anime sucks
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/24/swarm-of-bees-follow-grandmothers-car-for-over-24-hours-attempti/
Good edition
johnny depps being talking shit about the old deputy pm again
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/barnaby-joyce-eats-entire-schooner-glass-in-tamworth-hotel/
U S A # 1
U S A # 1
U S A # 1
What can you say to spare your life when death comes knocking on your door?
>need to wake up at 7 am for postgrad
>still up
Maggie
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36382248
Wish I could go to this desu
>>59910459
>2014
>North Dakota
Hehe. Aren't all the oilshitters going broke now?
me willy is really quite small lads
why are brit threads so autistic
>>59910505
how dangerous is safrica?
>>59910505
what are you talking about?
any actual british people here?
if I was Prime Minister of America I'd give all the states a load of autonomy so they can bicker with one another and struggle towards greatness
>>59910498
there's nothing wrong with a feminine penis now bend over
pretty drunk just went outside for a spliff and literally lost my headphones. remember coming inside listenting to msic but then i put a pizza in the ovcen and it';s all a haze
>>59910543
DUDE
>>59910554
WEED
Trying to find a girl I used to know
>>59910486
well not exactly. They're starting to recover now
>>59910530
Ye
>>59910543
livin in a haze 420 blaze been going on for days like a cow on grass I graze
>>59910530
Course not, where do you think this is, /brit/ or something?
>>59910498
how small?
>>59910505
depends on what part. white parts = not dangerous, black parts = keep out if you value your belongings and/or life
Applying for a job at Barclays despite having a Lloyds bank account.
>>59910463
I say please take me
/brit/ is like London which is why it is so multicultural
>>59910592
meant to reply to >>59910520
>>59910569
me on the bottom right
daily reminder London is 60% Pakistani
>>59910626
pakis arent common in london its more bangladeshis
pakis are spread across the UK
willy is very stiff now
>>59910641
haha i knew that hahahaha fucking nerd
poke e men
>>59910544
do you filter all the JFs? i only have UK, Australia, Yankland and the Nethlands unfiltered
5'4 built like a little anime girl and i bet i could heem all you runts itt
>>59910643
>cowtits
>leather skin
fucking disgusting
Redpill me on Corbyn
>>59910665
pls move in with me and be my gf
>>59910663
>>59910665
I'm 162 cm and 48kg, bet I could still break you.
>>59910677
Gets blairites mad as fuck which is good enough for me
Being serious here lads and need a serious question because I'm having an identity crisis.
Do straight lads get hard from gay porn?
>>59910691
FUCK OFF
post your favorite metal album from the year you were born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6xylQbTJA
>>59910704
unironically no
>>59910665
>5'4"
Runt height.
>>59910673
Bender
>>59910704
I'm a straight furry and I jerk off to gay porn. You're fine
>>59910714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLxHzEbdAQ
>>59910677
Good lad and counter institutional
if he and trump both get elected it would be nice
>>59910707
Very rude!
just put on my diaper
*farts*
>>59910663
why would you filter any country? autism overload tbqh
>>59910704
Yes
I'm as straight as a man can be
I know because I've experimented dozens of times with other men
Gf just sent me this
>>59910717
Serious. Does that really not happen?
>>59910738
dude like fuck the man lamoooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeed
thailad how much would it cost to fuck a little mate over there?
>>59910663
>America unfiltered
Genuinely curious as to why
>>59910704
No, but if your "willy" gets hard to girls getting their salads mixed as much as you do to boys being bred, you might be bisexual
>>59910663
Same
>>59910738
You know Corbyn is a massive socialist lefty right?
too many yanks and canadians for me to start posting
will check back later
all the best,
W.
>>59910714
https://youtu.be/3uSM-ihNGHs
>>59910714
good taste. I like this one even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb7rhhrdKOA
>>59910758
Kill yourself, not even joking.
>>59910457
Johnny Depp is the latest member of the JUST League, two days after his mum died his wife filed for divorce.
>>59910775
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
>>59910769
and?
breaking out of the set political norm is a good thing regardless
unless you think the Tories making vague conservative platitudes to soothe you into complacency then waving in more migrants in the background is better
>>59910795
Cringed at ur post m8
>>59910792
Ryan Giggs is apparently going to lose £20 million in a divorce
>>59910463
Do as Arnold Judas Rimmer did, knee Death in the bollocks.
>>59910813
>never find out what happened after this scene.
ree
>>59910805
Why the fuck would you want a socialist moron destroying your country?
>>59910776
>1989
wOAh get a load of Gramps over here
excellent choice though
warhammer inspires great stuff
>Kill yourself, not even joking.
>>59910792
Too much of an age difference tbqh
>>59910834
>your country?
its not MY country though :^)
"alri?"
>>59910857
socialism is bad
>>59910426
wow...
the Queen is.. ANIme?!
>>59910663
>Yankland unfiltered
>>59910848
You like buffalo?
>>59910833
you would have to be a literal peado to make an image like this
>>59910848
el butleriANO
>>59910785
I love them but their vocals always make me laugh
cookie monster core
unrelated but good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8mGhl9H3M
>>59910663
Filter all JF 2bh.
Got woken up by really bad toothache. :'(
>>59910911
rude
>>59910775
I don't know, I find the yanks who post at this hour tend to be much higher quality than at normal hours.
Got woke
>>59910911
not sure you understand what JF means
>>59910912
>>59910846
Is she the blonde bint from Daredevil?
>>59910935
>turned off my alarm and went back to sleep this morning.
>Woke again at 13 minutes past work starting time.
waheyy
>>59910980
Haha did u get bollocked m8
>Currently reading Atlas Shrugged by the renowned scholar and pioneer of libertarianism Ayn Rand
>A most invigorating read thus far I must say. It truly stimulates ones neurons and manifests an extremely Kafkaesque and bodacious visage through ones mind's eye elevating ones interest to its aphelion
>>59910914
Sorry to hear that :c
>>59910936
The boldness of your post has piqued my curiosity, you a mere yank, a jf, trying to dictate to me what jf means.
I'll say one thing, Americans are headstrong.
>>59910909
xdddd
honestly Cryptopsy is overrated garbage. I liked BMF and NSV, but it was under-produced and musically weak at more than a few junctures. While they can be said to be unique and incomparable to Morbid Angel, it is obvious enough to me who the superior of the two is.
>>59910938
>Buying CP
N E W
E
W
>>59910993
>>59910938
what's with the communism in this thread?
>>59910991
Nah, everyone's late for everything all the time in this country.
You can show up 30 minutes late for work and be the first to arrive.
>>59910991
thai people don't give a shit if you are hours late
makes it very frustrating trying to meet up with someone
Dude lmao imagine identifying as anything other than left of center with only the most superficial socialist layer on top
omg I bet you losers don't even base your entire personality around politics.
>>59910936
Not getting JF confused with JIDF, are you lad?
>A leaf
>>59911002
headstrong, I'll take you on
headstrong, I'll take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
Is he always right?
>Mosley first presented his idea of Europe forming a single state in his book The Alternative in 1947.[5] He argued that the traditional vision of nationalism that had been followed by the various shades of pre-war fascism had been too narrow in scope and that the post-war era required a new paradigm in which Europe would come together as a single state.[6] He rejected any notion of a federal Europe, instead calling for full integration.[7] Indeed, Mosley insisted that a supranational European state was essential to the plan.[8] The policy was presented to the wider electorate in October 1948 when Mosley called for elections to a European Assembly as the first step towards his vision.[2]
>>59911044
is he ok?
>>59911013
>>59911015
What a foul breed of "people" the Thai are
Shalom!
>why yes i am an individualist
>deregulate the economy? of course!
>the war on drugs has failed. 420 blaze it, homosexual
>it doesnt matter if a girl is a slut
>i do go on tumblr
>god is a form of mind control
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
>>59911072
is this the nazi faggot?
>>59911044
>A fucking asterisk
>>59911044
>A crescent moon and star
kek
>>59911089
Are you still le xd trolling lolbertarians?
>the state exists to make sure my feelings dont get hurt
and
>i do go on tumblr
and
>god is a form of mind control
aren't really libertarian things
>>59911084
are you real japanese? ^w^
>>59911099
is he ok?
>>59911082
They're generally very friendly & happy, with a relaxed attitude.
Good people
>>59911084
shalom
>>59911011
>honestly Cryptopsy is overrated garbage
overrated definitely
garbage, naw
I'd agree that Morbid Angel is better overall but I really like BMF and NSV even if the latter is incredibly overhyped.
honestly Death metal at its peak is all pretty good but I prefer thrash in general even if the best Death is far better than the best thrash
this is probably the epitome of Death metal though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsdWLtPAVqM
though Altar of Madness is up there imo
Liberal cucks out
>>59911122
I'm a cute girl with a filthy dick certainly.
lads i study law and in the UK we have introduced "indefinite sentences". this means you can be convicted of a crime like rape and then be given time in prison with no time limit. you are literally in prison until the authorities decide to release you. you have no legal redress, your time in prison is decided by the ministry of justice. seems fucked up to me
>>59911090
Rasheedinsky..
>>59911157
le DUDE reddit le bowling shabbos reddit burp nihilism aha bacon shut the fuck up donny!!!!!!!!!! rick & morty lol
>>59911189
omg dude I LOVE reddit and memey!!
>>59911117
>A corporate logo
Sums up America pretty well.
>>59911189
>>59911203
rich coming from 'reddit: the country'
>>59911187
muslims fought for nazis against russians
>>59911174
Good
Should extend it to shoplifters and benefit fraudsters
>>59911209
SHUT
way too many JFs posting right now
>>59911173
foreskin lad?
>>59911258
>foreskin lad
That's a tautology.
>>59911233
>>59911281
good post
but had an extended conversation over skype with a jap lad from /brit/ about foreskin
saw this while walking around campus
I for one fondly enjoy this neo-80s gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGiqLvcOEk
conducting a duplicitous poo
>I have political opinions which I truly believe to be correct and worth defending
>I believe it is important for a man to be consistent in his convictions and principles
>>59911298
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Right, mastered how to replace a water cooler tank without spilling a drop.
>>59911337
When do you actually do work
>>59910760
This is a MAJOR issue.
>>59911375
What do you want me to do about it?
is /cum/ raiding us?
>>59911327
Looks fucking delicious
>>59911357
I'm working now, I've got an entire day to complete two tasks, one is a scheduled app update which will take about 30 minutes, another is bug fixes on a website's mobile view.
Might get other things dropped on me throughout the day but not expecting anything heavy.
>>59911153
>garbage, naw
many of their riffs are actually garbage. For example, the main verse riff of Slit Your Guts, which is, somehow, one of their more popular songs. http://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/cryptopsy-slit-your-guts-tab-s5170t1
I don't think any album can really be called the 'epitome' of death metal. Here's my guess on what it should be though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmbANPF5uU
Also, did you know that the alphabetical order of Morbid Angel's albums is the same as their chronological order? A B C D ...
>>59911327
Mhhh ah yes, all these carcinogens, that's how I like my cancer.
>>59911434
Please name 1 (one) carcinogen pictured in that webm
>>59911434
What carcinogens were there in the video? Are you daft?
>>59911434
>so ein Schwul sein
>>59911302
Why?
>>59911467
Americans like talking about what they don't have
Foreskins, freedom etc.
>>59911409
/cum/ doesn't care about /brit/ unless something particularly autistic is going down
>>59911450
>>59911454
>mfw an American got fat from eating too much food near me and on top of that liked his food burnt to a black crisp so he got cancer and had to pay 3mil in medical bills which caused him to flee to Mexico and became homeless and eat more burnt food from dumpster while being the first fat homeless person in history, all of this happening near me
>>59911409
Given how awful yank posters are and their never ending obsession with is, I'm not sure.
>>59911491
>unless something particularly autistic is going down
Do you have an example?
>>59911467
was getting livid with the amount of jap proxies I see trying to imitate real japs with bad english and anime, and I was arguing with someone with a jap flag here about how he was just a proxy but then he gave us his skype and we had a chat. bit weird
I was born in canada so I have my foreskin
>>59911426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQhJNsWBWY
this is better imo, but honestly I just like Schuldiner a lot
>>59911450
>>59911454
I think he is referring to the Benzine, found in the carbon of burnt foods.
>tfw you will never be in the British Army
hello darkness my old friend..
writing about the decline of the English language lads
any names/books u can recc?
>>59911491
A reminder that /cum/ has several op pictures featuring /brit/ and we don't even think about you.
>>59911549
>any names
literally every rapper
>>59911515
Not on me, but if you let me run back to my house I could get one, it's like ten minutes away
(Think a spicy new meme or something along the lines of "hey m80's lets raid /cum/)
>>59911549
ur diary
>>59910499
>>59910499
>>59910499
Mmmmmmm
>>59911549
http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2015/02/johnson-language-anxieties
>>59911515
British autism is a new meme currently developing with the racist in Greggs and the "meet up" being used as two examples.
>>59911565
>>59911568
ok thanks keep me updated
>>59911560
You just did friendo, guess you aren't as clever as you think :^)
Wow, I'm on fire today.
>>59911538
which is only found in small amounts in really charred meat. those little grill marks aren't going to give you cancer
>>59911599
Tell that to the German, friend.
>>59911581
good post
I think you're the same Candian who I often speak to in /brit/
you're a good lad (if so) tbf
>>59911616
He just insulted you and you're going to ignore that just like that?
>>>59910168
>>59910168
>>59910168
To the person who said GDP growth is irrelevant
High GDP = Happy government = Happy Unions = Happy workers = Happy policemen = Not being thrown in jail for random reasons
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/05/24/average-city-dweller-kenya-pays-16-bribes-month/84853256/
>>59911625
fuck off germanigger
I'd fucking smoke you if I caught you out and about
>>59911567
>>59911582
okay, here's your (You) and a picture of an Asian girl because cba making this a conversation.
>>59911625
You know what, no I'm not.
>>59911599
Fuck you, you obese globule of shit.
>>59911643
Tell that to the Brit, friend.
>tfw /brit/ made fun of me for posting this before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZAKk3kxI1o
>>59911646
What the fuck are you talking about? Cunt.
You asked a question and I gave you an answer, don't be a twat about it.
>>59911653
It's "Briton", you yank twat.
>>59911666
and I appreciate it.
>>59911648
fuck you britbong muslim paki
could put you on your arse in seconds
>>59911687
Bretton? Bretton Jarvis? How's it going man long time no see
you told me think about it well i did
morning lads
>>59911693
Yeah, you just need to ride your scooter over here with that attitude and I'm on the floor in stitches, smelly cunt.
seriously brainstorming gimmicks
This is the story of a little chode.
He never scored.
That's the end.
>>59911752
I have some great gimmick ideas, but can't use them with this flag :/
>>59911646
HEY WHATS YOUR DEAL PAL
I DIDN'T JUST TYPE SHITTY SMALL TALK FOR YOU TO REJECT ME LIKE THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU BETTER MAKE A 360 AND START EXPLAINING YOURSELF BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT AND REAM YOUR THAI BUM RAW
my baby don't mess around
>>59911735
>>59911805
homosexual
>>59911792
bong on a proxy innit
>>59911795
How about you look at this plane instead?
>>59911792
iktf
>>59911829
I always did like the C-130, it just seems like the sort of plane one would fly to faraway lands in and return with a cargo bay stuffed with goodies and loot
>>59911828
when I'm at home I use a british vpn
moving to japan
>it's a "nonce massively attention whores while protesting innocence" edition
ah...
>>59911919
I thought you might like it.
>>59911930
vocaroo Engrish resson when?
Megadeth or Metallica?
Judas Priest or Iron Maiden?
Varg or Euronymous?
>>59911991
>that taste
have a word, mate
>>59911991
metallica
iron maiden
varg
not even a question
>>59911991
>Metal
'No.'
broken collarbone is doing my NUT
>>59912011
>>59912072
I reckon these posters are not white
>>59912124
how'd you manage that?
>>59912128
don't make me do it
>>59912128
FOY
>>59911991
Metallica has the larger catalogue of listenable shit but I say Megadeth's couple decent albums actually outshine them.
>>59912129
car accident
Want to make love to a woman lads
>>59912161
ahh, nasty stuff.
hopefully a quick recovery lad.
alri thailad
alri
>>59912173
can you imagine two of these fat fucks going at it?
one of the most flabby, sweaty, greasy, disgusting things possible.
>>59912196
I'll have you know I'm quite fit. Wouldn't mind a chubby gf though.
alternative album from my birth year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDqG6eGWo0I
though desu this is the only listenable album Tiamat ever made
So you know that thread that I always seem to make at around this time of the morning... well I did it again
>>59912232
you should 3d print the lyrics onto a ball and shoot it up your arse
>>59912245
I was born without an ass
>>59912259
your face, your arse: what's the difference?
>>59912285
that doesnt look healthy
>>59912238
I think Janny has gone and necked himself, my threads aren't getting deleted as usual
do I vote in or out?
>>59912294
call the janitor i don't give a fuck
>>59910426
>>59910463
>>59910521
>>59910665
>>59910691
>>59910695
>>59910740
>>59911084
>>59911122
>>59911152
>>59911298
>>59911337
>>59911646
>>59911829
Shuffle off this mortal coil you cunts
>>59912306
Janny is European and sleeps normie hours, I always post what I want between 3-7am and it never ever gets deleted
also why liverpool is so shit?
>>59912330
5/14
not bad!
*decides to make a rust post*
*realise I gutted all the runts on the farm and froze them last night*
>>59912330
all me
*kisses you*
>>59912285
Man,that cock is HUMONGOUS!!
>>59912376
*shitposts you*
>>59912352
Figures, time for thread number 5
fuck this I'm off to bed lads
*shits you out*
*flushes*
