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>>59884463
Först för Sverige
>>59884463
Nice.
love woman pubis
tfw no japanese bf
>>59884463
乙
5th for oyasumi
>>59884463
おつ for small saggy boobs on a young girl.
>>59884463
youre lucky i was distacted and didnt notice the thread got to 340 posts i was gonna make new thread if i had noticed
>>59884501
its almost as nice as tao's
>>59884594
moar
japanesi thread always has the best OP pictures
>>59884630
I don’t have any more
Do you guys have any real Japanese friend?
>>59884877
Yes
>>59884877
No :(
jew thread desu
>>59884877
Define "real".
この画像を見てごらん
>>59884917
I used "real" as "actual".
>>59884979
そんなことより2次元の話しようぜ!
>>59884877
I haven't even talk to a japanese IRL one in my life.
いや3次元の話を
>>59884594
this disgusts me
>>59885055
右の子は俺の嫁
>>59885196
That U4 part is good
>>59884915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk1kX-Tdi1Y
>>59884877
All Japanese people are my friends I haven't got to know yet.
>>59885666
I'm your neighbour, まゆゆ
>>59884463
it's like she wants me to suck on her toes and i'd be more than happy to oblige desu
ハンマーと金づち
どっちがよく使われる?
>>59885107
百姬様ぁー
最近のエロフィギアの出来はなかなか
>>59885258
Both are mine
>>59885926
溺れるのは鉄鎚
>>59884877
A friend of my host family is also my friend
But I have no Japanese friends my age
Feels sad
I need 0.4 to pass this grade
fug
学生だった時の追憶のない人って生きる意味あるの?
>>59884646
thats all thanks to me
特にアジアじゃ無いかもな・・・
日中韓どこも忙しくて、社会人になると、マジで何の為の人生かわからなくなる・・・>>59886175
>>59885926
工業ではハンマーだなぁ
大工さんとか一般の人だと金槌の方が使われるかも知れないけど、確かな事は分からない。
>>59885285
hey F-ag
rate sarkozy french language
Im learning french to speak with africans and my goal is to pronunce french same as him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXmidPjQaE8
>>59885926
トンカチの方が使うなぁ。
>>59885926
ちなみに
『とんかち』
と云うのもある
ハンマーは大きな鉄槌、玄翁は釘を打つことに特化した鉄槌
ちなみに『とんかち』は鉄槌のこと。
>>59886050
もちろん君は僕の友達
最近は何を読んでいる?
>>59886175
ないと思う
ただ、学生時代も楽しかったが
新婚時代が最も楽しかった
>>59886329
He speaks like a true politician
This is hilarious.
http://imgur.com/a/subs1
チャンコロとチョンコが奴隷労働と不当貿易やめりゃ良いんだよ
>>59886408
>最近は何を読んでいる?
漫画なら、やっとおやすみプンプンを日本語で読み終わった。英語版より感動しました。
「月に寄りそう」ってVNを読み始めた
>>59886464
you know what's hilarious? the 3rd world country tier tap water in the US
>>59886464
Is that a greater version of this?
>>59886588
I was honestly surprised to see Italy in the top 5 countries in the ranking for best tap water in the world.
I mean, you can drink it your whole life without problems, but it doesn't taste that great compared to the water you get from fountains or bottles.
Many here are convinced that since it has the funky taste is means it must be bad for you.
>>59886653
When I was a kid, tap water of my region tested like a rotten crayfish, but now it gets much better.
Thanks to developing of water treatment technology.
>>59886653
i haven't bought bottled water in like 10 years
dog bless germany
>>59886653
people do this for Kidney stones too, tap water is rich in calcium
>>59886794
I learnt at school that the Rhein river was famous of being polluted river. How is it recently?
>>59886863
it's not toxic anymore but it's heavily polluted with plastic particles now
後2週間学期が終わる
>>59886794
Don't you have to buy bottled water whenever you go to a restaurant?
>>59886794
I pretty much only drink Perrier, Im don't like very much the last and lack of bubble of tape water
>>59886769
>>59886653
could be worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoko_Uemura_in_Her_Bath
>>59887022
>drinking water in a restaurant
>>59886848
The calcium we have in the tap water has nothing to do with kidney stones though
It does nothing for them, for better or worse
It's not the same thing
whats wrong with boiling water?
are you really that lazy?
It takes 1 minute
and for sure no bactera after the water had been boiled
I lived in florida - fort lauderdale -rich place with many yatchs and old people - for a year and even there I used to boil water
>>59887022
Bottled water isn't that cheap here in Japan.
I was surprised because you can buy 48 of bottled water at $8 or so.
>>59887140
There are toxic compounds in tap water that have high boiling point than water. You can't eliminate them by boiling.
>>59887148
yeah why is water so expensive?
pocari sweat fakes are cheaper than just water, get your shit 2gether japan
>>59886175
ところでBABYMETALって韓国でも知られているの?
>>59886541
autism
>>59886550
エロい?
クズの本懐がアニメ化される
http://www.kuzunohonkai.com/
>>59887003
どういう学期制なの
>>59887003
来年大学の最終だ。お仕事を探しなくちゃいけない。
>japs literally have mercury in their drinking water because jap companies pumped it for 30 years
fucking barbaric, fucking japs have no souls man, no care for their fellow man, it's like they're from a different planet.
>>59887211
BABYMETALにフェラされたい
>>59887211
>エロい?
ええ
まだHシーンに着いてないけど
日常系の部分のほうに興味がある
Any news from Tomita Mayu?
>>59887299
>talking about a problem that happened over a half of century ago.
okay...
>>59887358
she grew new eyeballs
>>59887299
Japanese are rotten, two faced assholes.
>>59887210
No idea... Maybe because ordinary people drink tap water, so there isn't enough size of bottled water market in Japan?
>tfw can't enjoy cute kemono loli art anymore because all japanese artists only draw either undertale or zootopia related stuff
How long will it take until this whole fad is over?
>>59887440
there is literally nothing wrong with zootopia
>>59887440
I don't know, but many of the good artists are still drawing their usual stuff, so it's not a tragedy
>>59886611
Oh hey, that's pretty much Quebec in a nutshell.
>>59887358
Japs are so beta that a dude can stab a chick 20 times in a live venue full of other people
Japan isn't a safe country
>>59887440
Which degree of Kemono loli do you prefer?
>>59887211
為替介入やダンピングや電力の赤字販売やら若年解雇とかも事実として報道されてるんだが(中国はそれすらベールの向こうだが)
船でチョチョイの距離にそんな国が二つもあったら
当然労働条件の値引き合戦が発生するわ
>>59887396
>rotten
No. Japanese like to take bath.
And this is a standard toilet. Ass is clean also.
>>59886848
>>59887123
日本は軟水なのでカルシウムは少ない
一応、上水道の基準では3mg/100g
>>59887315
Suの歯をみると、その気は失せるぞ
>>59887323
そうなんだ
恋チョコのようにアニメ化されないかな
小学生までは友達もあって楽しかった ちょっと変だったけど−adhdのこと でも鬱病と被害妄想は無かった
中学生の時悪い所に引っ越して悪い学校で2年間虐められた 結局登校拒否
高等学校はいい市で良かったけど自分の鬱病が深化して結局登校拒否 学校の雰囲気は良かったけどすでに俺は友達の作り方をなくしたということに気づいた
ヨウツベで学校の動画ー時をかける少女とか
見ると幸せになりながらも悲しくなる
いつの間にか空ろな人になった事に気づく
ネットカフェで友達と一緒に騒々しく遊んでる奴ら見ると心の中の泥に悲しみの泡が浮かんで弾けて悲しみが広がるよう 顔はもう泣いていないけど心が泣いているよう
いくら変な奴がいても虐めてはいけません!
暗い存在になってします
>>59887680
the 80s of Japan was the best Japan.
>>59887645
2
>>59886408
ないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないないない
ないないないないないないないないないないない
>>59887698
我がザーメンでSuの歯を磨きたい
>>59887686
>mfw there's no washlet in my apartment.
>>59887700
悲しすぎる。
どうやって日々生活しているの?収入源は?
ないないないない
>>59886611
mfw I almost died because of this the other day
>>59887828
賃貸でも簡単につけられるよ。まじで買ったほうがいい。クオリティーオブライフが急上昇する。うんこするのが楽しくなるレベル。
>>59887724
>>59887680
Just wait for it, Japan's gonna do it again, it's going to be the greatest again.
>>59887903
うるせえ!
なんだなんだよ畜生羨ましい!!!!
>>59887868
お前だけじゃない。俺も人生終わってる。過去なんか全部忘れようぜ
>>59887700
>>59887817
No More Bullying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-_cbfdrYE
>>59887824
tonight, so many metalheads will attack you
>>59887828
うんこはコンビニかデパートで
>>59887964
#MakeJapanCoolAgain
>>59887964
That won't happen again in my life time.
The biggest reason is the low birth rate problem.
Is this an accurate representation of how big a 6帖 room is?
I'm thinking about moving into a 6帖 room with a 3帖 loft. But I don't know how this shitting unit of measurement looks irl.
>>59887993
i want BABYMETAL to give me metalhead
>>59884877
One
I love her but she will never love me back
>>59888052
tfw my bedroom is smaller than that
>>59888034
The fertility rate is the highest in 21 years, things are going to get better
>>59887903
調べてみる。
>>59888015
自分は家でうんこする派なんだよね。
外出先では絶対にうんこしない(緊急事態を除く)
>>59888052
tfw I can't imagine how big a room is by the other measurement such as sq feet and m2.
>>59888052
you could look up the measurements and the use a scale irl to lay out the size in your backyard
>>59887868
tails of the destinies
iに、そういう歌詞があったわ
>>59888067
>pic
>>59888143
TOTOとかINAXとかは高いから、ほかのメーカーのがおすすめ。
俺は東芝のウォシュレット使ってるけど、10年間故障知らずだよ。(俺は東芝の中の人ではないです)
http://kakaku.com/housing/toilet-seat/itemlist.aspx?pdf_ma=80
>>59888163
Yeah, but apparently there's multiple tatami sizes, so there's no number I can go by.
>>59888222
I bet she would give great motorhead
http://www.nipponconnection.com/nc-2016-japanese.html
It started today.
Do you think it promotes "Cool Japan"?
>>59888124
Thing are going to be better actually, but not enough tho...
We need to keep 2.0 birthrate to maintain our population, but ours is still lower than it..
I know Russia is similar situation with ours. Population decreasing makes us depressed.
>>59888034
I don't get why a low birthrate is a problem. Japan's fucking tiny, overpopulation would kill it.
>>59888380
It's well below replacement, so unless they import a ton of people, the economy will shrink rapidly.
>>59888143
哀しいトラウマがおありになるのね
>>59888294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwH4nt190YY
>>59887849
実家宿り(寄生)
ない
小説を書こうとしている
wwできるかも
でも出来ても誰も横にいない
精神科医は進学を勧めるけど進学したら友達できるかな!? もう人の前に出るの怖くなった
>>59887992
忘れられない
5分に一回 自殺 殺す シバル 疲れた 嫌だ このような言葉をつぶやいちゃう
精神科医はそんな瞬間に 机 とか猫! と代りに言え ト言うけど それがもっとおかしくない?
大学へ行って友達できても一瞬 自殺 と言ってしまうと
その瞬間から敬遠されるそう
もう壊れた人間だな 俺は
お前は人生を治しなさい
先進国の日本で生まれたから出来る
>>59888323
no, japanese cinema is over
>>59888380
The 80s of Japan was the best, because Japan's economy was much greater then now.
Population decreasing gives a positive effect to our life environment, but also gives a negative effect to our economy. So, in short term (in my life time), Japan is gonna be suffered by low birth rate. You need enough wage to live a decent life.
>>59888483
>哀しいトラウマがおありになるのね
ないよw
ただの子供の頃からの習慣というか癖というか。
>>59888323
Gov should spend our tax to improve our life.
"Cool Japan" doesn't give us any profits tbqh.
>>59888483
綾辻にmachineheadされたいなあああ
七海派だけど
>>59888525
>実家宿り(寄生)
実家に寄生できるだけ、勝ち組かもよ。
問題は親が死んだあと、どうするか。
>>59888680
Tokyo 2020 wiil make Japan cool again
>>59888680
>"Cool Japan" doesn't give us any profits tbqh.
Record tourist numbers say otherwise.
>>59888751
The biggest reason is tourists from mainland China though. And they are not really influenced by the Cool Japan campaign.
And even if this is not a factor, you can't claim causation from correlation.
>>59888611
>>59888593
The more I watch/read japanese movie/ drama/manga the more I feel like today's japan is not as innovative as before.
I feel like the japanese entertainent industry became really conservative; they prefer making 20 times the same kinda moe anime rather than trying sometime new because it's a safe bet.
>>59888666
そうか、小学校の時、結構ウンコした子を揶揄った覚えがあるけど
あれがトラウマになったのかと思った
>>59888687
いいよね
最後、温泉でえっちするところが
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
>>59888722
Olympics doesn't have powers to make our country great anymore. Olympics helps to get a motivation to make infrastructures. Japan isn't the 3rd world country, so it doesn't give much profits to Japan. Rather, it give a huge debts to Japan that younger generations need to pay in future.
>>59888883
This is why piracy should be legal. It doesn't help that companies rob their customers by selling TWO fucking episodes of something per blu-ray.
I've said this once before, but it's like they're stuck in the VHS era way of thinking.
>>59887440
>>59888722
i bet it'll help ruin it more than anything
>>59888716
>親が死んだ
そんなの、起きるの…?
>>59888976
anime is a niche market
>>59888976
Tbh this will eventually kill the anime industry unless they find a way to cut production cost
>>59888525
そんな悲観するなよ。日本語も英語も出来るくらい頭いいしこのスレでも人気者になれるくらいコミュ力もあるしきっといつかうまくやれるよ
>>59888883
>they prefer making 20 times the same kinda moe anime rather than trying sometime new because it's a safe bet.
There is an excuse on this.
In the 90s, anime weren't aired so often like we do now. This misleads you to think old anime had much varieties than now. Anime industry should decrease a number of anime they create at the same time so that they can make better quality of anime and varieties.
>>59889200
They would need to stop paying the voice actors so god damn much, and maybe start treating animators with more respect.
>>59889060
残念ながら、自宅警備員も失業する時代だ
>>59888930
>最後、温泉でえっちするところが
また初めてとしてあまがみをやりたいなぁ
>>59889253
But a number of the voice actors who can earn much money is very limited.
>>59887210
pocari sweat is very expensive over here - a 500ml bottle is £1.80
>>59889549
How do you feel when you drink "sweat"?
>>59888883
いつも書いているように
萌えがなければアニメではない
>>59889200
Anime-fags, who don't buy BDs, kill the anime, you know?
>>59889345
ゲームは全年齢の割にはエロいんだよな
>>59889589
post me pictures of sweaty asian girls - theyre sexy
also its not sweat its just poor translation
>>59889491
I found an English translated version of the pic.
>>59889253
It ridiculous how cutness is consider above artistic ability. Even if she had the best voice a 声優 which wouldn't be cute would have a hard time to get a job.
>>59889230
it's pretty insane I had no idea. Im more of a manga person, than anime though.
>>59889697
最近の流行はキリンちゃん と なんじょるの らしい
>>59889736
$600k/yr
>>59889838
recent epidemic seems giorno?
>>59889654
>Anime-fags, who don't buy BDs, kill the anime, you know?
I know I meant than I don't know how they would get money in 10 years when people will stop having DVD or blue-ray players.
>>59889654
たしかにw
七海のルートしかやったないが、あの小屋でエッチするのシーンは割りとエロかった
>>59884877
gf is halfu
>>59889939
massive anime fan would own BD players for anime purpose only.
There is a certain number of massive anime fan in Japan, so this should work.
>>59889654
>Anime-fags, who don't buy BDs, kill the anime, you know?
Good.
>>59889998
what is halfu? half japanese? >>>/hc/959858
I can't confess anyone that I secretly watch anime and manga especially moe ones.
>>59890229
you don't need to
>>59889998
If she grew up in Japan, she is Japanese, but if she grew up in the States, she is just an American.
>>59889762
短足でも?
>which wouldn't be cute
釘宮や南條がこっち見てるぞ
>>59889949
実は紗江ちゃんはエロい
>>59890079
日本でもアニメイトに行くと<買っているのは女とオッサン
>>59890292
what if her name is like yumiko kaneka or something
>>59890280
Every weekday, I need to take train 1.5 hours. If I could watch anime by smart phone during commuting, I'm happy, but I'm too afraid of that my acquaintance sees me watching anime.
>>59890292
this. A coworker of mine is japanese (both of his parents are japanese), but he grew up and live in France. So he is just really a French guy who happens to look japanese.
3時だ
寝る
おやすみ
くまみこ dancing dancing
はい就寝
>>59890393
That's just an American with Japanese name.
>>59890189
Yes half-Jap
>>59890338
>実は紗江ちゃんはエロい
(〃∇〃)
冬が来たらSSをまたやろうかな
私のガールフレンドは今休憩を持っており、それは私が悲しいです
>>59890292
First five years in Japan, then the states, but visited family in Japan every year and went to Japanese academy classes on Saturdays. She is still pretty fluent because her mom and dad like to speak in Japanese at home.
>my clock is saying it's already eight past three,
oh, I've got to go to bed too.
have a good night, anons
>>59890735
amai yume wo
>>59890423
I know that feeling tb h
I don't want to use an animu pic on my phone or read Japanese on it because i'm afraid of someone seeing
Trying to lose weight is difficult, but I must persevre.
I admire Japan for having one of the lowest obesity ratio in the world.
>>59890883
hint: it's because all they eat is rice and fish and they hardly eat any of that even. As a /fit/izen do cardio until you're skinny then lift weights.
>>59890883
kys lardass
>>59890883
What's so difficult about calorie deficit + exercise?
>>59890338
>>59890338
>短足
短い足をする女は可愛と思います。
南條はちょっと弥生みたい。
I love Japanese boys
>>59890988
It's hard to break old habits.
>>59890988
What's so hard about building a wall Carlos? The leaf is at least trying to improve himself.
>>59890883
asian genetics is why they have nice hair, age much better than white women and have more petite figures
simply put the white race is mediocre and a superior race would involve traits combining those of blacks and asians
>>59891070
Thanks for the info Mehmet
>>59890883
Just eat less and stop complaining.
>>59891070
t. eu supporter
>>59891241
youre right i do support the eu, greater strength through unity, thats why i will marry an east asian woman and have mixed race children
>>59891292
white asians where the father is white always turn out fugly
>>59891292
hi dad
Hello friends,
I am interested in Joining the army so I can have all the Jap women I want.
I heard Obama said that it was OK but is it really legal?
Thanks
>>59891606
You sure about that?
>>59891750
getting yourself killed for that? boy are you an idiot, theres better things you can do to get moved to japan
>>59891750
You can't join Obama's army.
Welcome to the People's Liberation Army.
>>59891835
yes.
that picture just confirms it
Your japanese gf says her parents don't approve of you two dating
What do you do?
>>59892057
That question implies that I do have a japanese gf, something I don't have (and probably never will because I don't care).
can i post my gf?
>>59891983
That girl has a white father.
This one too
>>59892193
>disgusting freckles in both girls
F U G L Y
U G L Y
G L Y F U
L Y F U
Y F U G L
>>59892057
dont care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTlDDE8DRAg
>>59892094
Are you that filipino guy? is that why you will never have a japanese gf?
>>59892506
No.
>>59891750
you cannot have all the women but some like this
今ロシアって深夜なんだな
>>59892506
tfw I had the urge to reply no to this even though it was directed to someone else
this thread's canadian pinoy meme doesn't seem to die
>>59892582
is ganguro a meme in japan?
日本人俺しかいなさそう
I am bored. Who should I fap to?
>>59892892
asian black orgy on xvideos
>>59892820
>日本人俺しかいなさそう
日本で何時ですか
>>59892980
4時だよ
>>59892980
7-8 heures plus tard que chez nous je pense
>>59892450
It's not good to lie to yourself
>>59892820
僕も日本人だよ
旅行としてカナダに居る
ちなみにメープル温泉、すげえわ
是非機会があったらやってみろ
>>59893170
日本語ペラペラのカナダ人ニートかと思ってたわ
What festivals are going on during this season in Japan?
>>59893039
どうしてまだ眠なくているか。
>>59893160
アジア人だからある意味日本人
>>59893383
全く眠くない
G7 Summit in Ise-Shima
>>59893170
>メープル温泉、すげえわ
混浴?
>>59893170
かなり上手いが「旅行として」じゃなく「旅行で」とすべきだったねw
(または「旅行者として」だけど、どちらかというと使われない書き方)
>>59893107
but that's how I get along in life
>>59893579
もちろん
ムースとシロクマと一緒だぜ
>>59893610
日本語嫌い
>>59893444
> Trudeau is the man in charge of representing your country
>>59893444
安倍さんとオバマさんが何かアホみたいな顔よねぇ
>>59893828
>everyone in japan will think we're all handsome
>>59884463
BTFO
T
F
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>>59884463
who is she?
>>59894101
kuramochi (more like shirimochi mirite lads mirite) yuka
>絶対に自然な日本語を喋られない
>私は何か言っていただろうに
>私は何か言っていただろう
what difference does the に make here?
>>59894172
>>59894101
doesnt look like her
>>59894539
i want to
>>59893973
日本のマスコミは基本的に反日反米(&親中韓朝露)
>>59894539
that's her
I posted the spiderman pic in a previous thread after getting it from her twitter
>>59894362
大丈夫だよ信じてた人もいたじゃんw
>>59894500
The に gives a feel that the speaker really wanted to say something.
>BABYMETAL
>>59894721
ah thanks mate
箸は便利ですよ
>>59894872
I think I'm hallucinating. Does this picture look like it's moving to anyone else?
>>59894823
It's hard to explain even in Japanese tho...
>>59894957
>tfw you are the lowest, far right guy
>>59894895
you are high as fuck m8. how long have you been staring at your screen?
>>59895044
I didn't consume anything. The hell is going on?
>>59894712
あれは冗談だったよ(´;ω;｀)
>>59894957
good for me
Designated gaijin residential area: Dejima
>>59894872
箸でポップコーンを食べたことあるが面倒すぎて結局スプーンにした。
花より団子
箸よりスプーンだぜぃ
>>59894500
に at the end of the sentences add regretful or salty expressions.
Normally used when the event in question has already happened and you are not quite satisfied with the result.
もし彼の攻撃を避けていたら、私が勝てただろう
If I had dodged his attack, I would have won. (just description)
もし彼の攻撃を避けていたら私が勝てただろうに
If I had dodged his attack, I would have won. (I'm salty)
>>59895533
fucking white
