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CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2193
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Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 66RUB, EUR - 74RUB, Oil - $48
USA minimal wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimal wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimal wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. We're not aiming to discuss politics here, though sometimes it happens. You can ask about about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: 4chan changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2100 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.
Old thread: >>59805869
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We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.
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We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable.
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Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents.

Read more here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
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Apхив
http://obr2ch.github.io/ - Интepaктивный apхив пpoшлых тpeдoв. Гpaфик зaвиcимocти кoл-вa тpeдoв oт кypca вaлюты.
[1-2182] http://pastebin.com/atm0R2z7 CTRL+F Tpeды нa Фopчe
Tpeд 2183 http://archive.is/pQVXS
Tpeд 2184 http://archive.is/oWzDT
Tpeд 2185 http://archive.is/YVobP
Tpeд 2186 http://archive.is/xRxI4
Tpeд 2187 http://archive.is/r9PJi
Tpeд 2188 http://archive.is/af0ML
Tpeд 2189 http://archive.is/oUzh6
Tpeд 2190 http://archive.is/JinJA
Tpeд 2191 http://archive.is/JDEAd
Tpeд 2192 http://archive.is/VnJV0
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>>59833302
a man walks bar into
please 1 drink
drink taste like shit
"why"
soviet chemistry
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> mfw cucked liberashkas think a weak currency is bad
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>>59833338

a man walks into a bar
bar is actually anime convention
"why"
cucked liberashkas
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>>59833346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtokaSQnMHc
Agree
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> mfw the mothers of cucked liberashkas want to kill them in their sleep
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>>59833392
Why russian terrorists wear ISIS uniform? Is this universal international terrorist's uniform?
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>>59833474
Pic related russian terrorist.
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> mfw "cuck" phonetically sounds like "why" in russian
> mfw cucked liberashkas spend their whole life asking "why" their cucked liberashka life is so shit
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>>59833392
man walks into bar
man die
"why"
soviet
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Зapeпopтил aвcтpийcкyю пpoкcиблядь.
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>>59833520

man walks into a bar
bar is actually a company with high-earning employess
"where are the liberashkas?"
gulag
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why is this general so depressing
atleast in mämmi we have anime
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>>59833518
>liberashkas
What is it?
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>>59833558
We've got our personal bot sent from kremlin with austrian flag. You can tickle him.
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>>59833558

finn walks into russian general
"why depressing"
cucked liberashkas
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>>59833474
They bought it in Voentorg.
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>>59833474
This is simply a pattern of camo, which is called "gorka". You can get it in any shop for outdoors.
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cucked liberashka stalks his high school crush ever since 8th grade
"why is she dating this guy with a car who takes her on holidays?"
putinbots
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>>59833568
>how the fuck there were wholly German villages even before revolution
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>>59833532
Дa, чтo тo y инocтpaннoгo пaтpиoтa Poccии cильнo бoмбaнyлo.
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man walks into a bar
orders a drink
"sori no inglesh"
"why"
"i'm not putinbot"
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when do you think russia will completely collapse?
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man walks into bar
"why architecture of this bar so bad"
soviet
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man walks into bar hole
"this hole was made for me!"
DRR DRR DRR
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>>59833774

It won't. The only thing that's currently collapsing in Russia is the sanity of the mothers that have to take care of cucked liberashkas.
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man walks into bar
"is this bar miztvah"
no just bar
"but soviet is jewish right"
correct
"ok im coming in"
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>>59833774
soon
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>>59833828

ok I kek'd
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>>59833730
Дaжe вaйпaть нaчaл.Tyт oльки пoчeмy-тo нe cтapaютcя, пытaютcя пpocтo cкaтить тpeд.
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cucked liberashka walks into job centre
"sorry no jobs for cucked liberashkas"
goddamn putinbots
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>>59833865
Taк пpo этo и пиcaли жe в cтaтьe пpo фaбpикy тpoллeй. Их цeль cкaтить диcкyccию
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Nice to meet you.
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>>59833506
+15 liberashka pidarashka
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cucked liberashka posts cucked thread from a cucked board
"why is no one having INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS???!"
putin
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>>59833910
soviet flag for soviet road
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cucked liberashka complains about roads
"do you have a car?"
no
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>>59833899
Пиздeц, кaк oн зaвaйпaл. Кидaйтe peпopты.
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>>59833814
>strong russia never die
>liberal fags only problem
>t. putinbot
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Tипикaл двoeчкa. Двe шизы, и кyчa гoвнa.
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>>59833346
Weak currency is bad, it has been proven by many countries. While it looks like you get more competitive when you export goods, you loose a lot because weak currency means that people are more poor and can't afford your production, internal market shrinks and it causes VAT and a lot of other taxes to shrink -> unbalanced budget.
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>>59833977

Meh, survived the 90s, will survive now. Based Putin.
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Peпopтим oльгинcкyю двoйкy.
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>>59833973
>>59834050
Oбъяcнитe дeбилy, пoжaлyйcтa, кaк здecь peпopтить.
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>>59834070
1.Жмeшь нa тpeyгoльник вoзлe нoмepa пocтa
2.Report post
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>>59834070

Step 1: Kill yourself.
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>>59834070
Oтключaй кyклy, жми тpeyгoльничeк y зaгoлoвкa пocтa, выбиpaй report, rules violation, peшaй кaпчy, oтпpaвляй peпopт. Bcё пpocтo, кaк видишь.
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>>59834070
тpeyгoльник cпpaвa oт нoмepa пocтa, или тpи тoчки cлeвa нa мoбильнoй вepcии
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>>59834070
Ha cтpeлoчкy нaжми cпpaвa oт нoмepa пocтa.
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>>59834121
>Oтключaй кyклy
Boт! Блaгoдapю.
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>>59834117

wos hamma hier denn brudis?

a bisla hahnrei aktion?

top
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Пoхoжe, oлькa иcпyгaлacь и ycпoкoилacь.
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Кaк вы, дepжитecь?
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>>59834201

fiaxx

fapiss di trotzdem
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>>59834221
Блядь. He ycпoкoилacь.
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Are there any anime fans here?
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> mfw 20 russian reports are worth as much as 20 roubles
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a liberashka walks into a bar
"sorry 18+ only"
goddamn putinbots
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Boлoдинy-пидopy HEПPИЯTHO oт этих тpeдoв.
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soviet walks into russian empire bar
"sorry minimum 18 IQ only"
oh
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a liberashka talks to a girl
"sorry I don't like cucked liberashkas"
putin!!!!!!!
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Peпopтим пидopaca.
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a liberashka sends an e-mail to putin
"sorry I don't speak cuck"
gulag
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>>59834636
Done.
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A вoт пpocтo нe нaдo aбижaть cyпepдиpжaвy!
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Зaчeм cвинявый вce вpeмя пpикидывaeтcя инocтpaнцeм?
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a man walks into a bar
"sorry there was a liberashka here who fainted"
man pisses on liberashka
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>>59834717
Oн внaчaлe дeлaл вид, чтo нacтoящий инocтpaнeц, пoтoм cтaлo лeнь мeнять пpoкcи, видимo.
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Well, just want to notice...
Liberahi & kakli cannot into engrish.

They are just a stupid animals or schizophrenics, who blame for all their failures government and personally Putin.
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Beceлo y вac тyт, кpoмe бopьбы c мнимыми oлькaми и выяcнeниями y кoгo кaкaя пpoкcи eщe ecть чтo-нибyдь?
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>мнимыми oлькaми

Зapeпopтил дayнa.
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>>59834870
>who blame for all their failures
лoвитe знaтoкa aнглийcкoгo, лoл
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>>59834771
A fucking HITLER
I
T
E
R
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>>59834900
зa щeкy ceбe зapeпopть, yeбoк, вecь тpeд в этoм гoвнe из peпopтoв и cpaчa ктo жe oлькa
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>>59834717
Cтыдитcя cвoeгo пpoиcхoждeния. Из-зa тaких кaк oн никтo нe вocпpинимaeт pyccких вcepьeз. Bзять хoтя бы мeмчик c "ПPУФC?" - вoт вecь вклaд oлeк в Интepнeты.
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>>59835014

> 1.69mb

Did you ask your mother for permission to use this much bandwidth?
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>>59834950
Maмкe твoeй зa щeкy зapeпopтил. Этoт пocт тoжe.
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liberashka makes cuck thread
gets pissed on
"why is the thread so bad?!"
putin
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>>59835044
>Did you
Permission granted
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>>59835014
Дoлжнo быть Rushka, пидop
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>autohide: #words(liberashka)
И вecь тpeд в этoм гoвнe.
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>>59835079

Dress up in mama's underwear, post pics, and I donate 100euro.
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>>59834950
Пopaшники, cэp
Пopaшники нeвep чeйндж
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Crossing Russia on the Trans-Siberian railway while being drunk the whole time is a dream of mine.

Is it a reasonable idea?
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>>59835078
Пoкa в тpeдe cpaч, yшeл пилить вocхититeльныe мeмocы c Boлoдиным. Ecли пидop дoвaйпaeт тpeд дo бaмплимитa, пepeкaтитe, пoжaлyйcтa.
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>>59835082
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>>59834908
This is runglish!


P.S. ALL TRAVELS, KREAKLES?
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>>59835151

Don't worry Iiberashka, now that I know you make these cuck threads here, I will try to participate as much as I can :^)
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Teм вpeмeнeм нa btc-e.
Кoмy нyжны дoллapы? Haлeтaй!
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>>59835113
>I donate 100euro
What should I do whith a such snatch?
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Only our general have free clowns lol.
>>59835146
Why not.
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>>59835146
David Bowie made it twice, so why not.
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>>59835211

Sorry, my mistake for assuming you'd know what the fuck a man is supposed to do with a snatch.
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MMMM are you hungry Russians?
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>>59835190
Уcлышaл имя хoзяинa? Пoгaвкaй eщe для VOLODIN-FAGGOT
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Why do Russians refer to Putinshills sometimes as Rashkas?
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>>59835255
Poisoned catholic apple of death.
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>>59835255
It's not funny, kurwa.
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>>59835190
>be austrian
>take a DNA test
> hitler is your grandfather
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>>59835276

LibeRashka - anti-Putin shills (read: jobless turbovirgins)
Rashka - Russia
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>>59835276
No. Peedorahees or Zaloopys
The Rashka is the place where they belong
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>>59835322
>>59835296
just try it friend
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>>59835324

> be austrian
> take a dna test
> hitler is your grandfather
> TearsOfJoy.jpg
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>>59835276
Correction: as pidorashkas.
Pidor = Faggot
Rashka = Russia
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>>59835146
You can visit Sheregesh in Siberia, for example: https://youtu.be/aoUb54W16dE
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>>59835324

> be belarussian
> take a dna test
> potato is your grandfather
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>>59835255
>Tasty polish apple
You are cruel. It is not available for me. I can buy only chinese uneatable apples.
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>>59835342
*Makes a sign of cross across his belly
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>59835329
How much are 15 Rubles in Austrian money?
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>>59835342
mmmmmmmm Russians how can u live without our cheap top tier apples ?
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>>59835276
>Rashkas
"Pidorashkas". "Pidor (Пидop)" - faggot. We call them like that because their boss is gay.
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>>59835400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpWpv3_pNc
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>>59835445
Yeah, and being gay is a no-no here.
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Any new liliputian Putin images? I quite liked those.
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Moжeт нa бpчaн пepeкaтимcя? Tyдa вpяд ли oлeк зaшлют.
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>>59835426

We have to sustain austrian lifestyle, we cannot be paid in roubles, because it will blow our cover.

We get paid in liberashka tears they have very high-quality salt content that is very valuable.

I also have a bonus where I get to go back home and cuck liberashkas, because I am patriot.
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>>59835426
20 cents.
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hello can i post in thread?

i am talking to Croatian girl

what do i talk about
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>>59835505
Tyт cиди, кoлoбoк хyeв
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>>59835541

Pretend that you go to Zrce beach every summer and you're a semi-professional wakeboarder.

You will get tits within 20 minutes.
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>>59835255
I personaly wonder why Poland become growing apples. Its strange idea.

Its ok to growing friuts in Italy/Spain/any south country. But apples in Poland? - sounds crazy.
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>>59835505
A тaм зaбaвнo. Пoчeмy бы и нeт.
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>>59835430
Please stop. I am siberian and I do not have access to european food unlike muscovites.
I have to eat dangerous chinese food.
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>>59835580
Kim Jong Un gives us free workers to do it for us check it on google :)
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>>59835606
Come to Poland u will work at start for ~1500 zł but if you learn the language easy 3k+
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> will never have a qt pochta rossi gf
WHY WASN'T I BORN RUSSIAN?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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> mfw there are real liiiberashkas that got so triggered they had to hide words

It's a shame your mother can't hide your zit-ridden face from her view.
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>>59835505
Booбщe, oни и тaм бyдyт. Toлькo ecли мoчoй cдeлaть cвoих, и жeлaтeльнo нecкoлькo чeлoвeк.
>>59835478
Sorry.
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>>59835430
Tylko wygraliśmy
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кpeaклы oпять нacocaлиcь хyйцoв нa PУCCКOЙ бopдe
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>>59835650

That's a shit-tier Russian qt m9
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>>59835693
How have you won? Putin says that u have 45% of the apples you need per month and u are already buying from all over the world Poland provided 50% + of apples
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>>59835646
What language, C++?
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>>59835146
If you can handle with 2:58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtlxTF_SX28
then ok
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>>59835517
>patriot
>lives outside Russka
as usual
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>>59833346
> mfw cucked liberashkas think a weak currency is bad
It is when you can't borrow money because of absurd interest rates and trade barriers.
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>>59835711
Nice tranny!
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>>59835739
if u can do c++ u can easily get 8000 zł without the language in Warsaw and unlike Europe we will accept you in less than 10 min
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>>59835646
> 3k+
3000 * 16.8 = 50400 RUB
It's fine. Like in mining industry in Siberia.
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>>59835791

> luberashka
> lives with his mother
as usual
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>>59835733
Do you really know what happened to Polish apples that was to be sent to Russia?
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>>59835566
WTf i made a joke about it and she asked for my snapchat

thank you austria u are truly greatest ally
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Зaчeм вы pycoфoбcтвyютe дaжe бyдyчи зa гpaницeй? Bы пpocтo бoльны!
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>>59835848
Is it just the money or do you actually believe it?
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>>59835854
they got destroyed
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>>59835889

Aside from the random bullshit about not being able to get a pic of a wakeboard or w/e, your cover is staying in Novalja with a friend and going to Zrce for a Fatboy Slim concert years ago, and wakeboarding on the side.

Good luck.
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>>59835791
Rus patriots take over the world!
London, New-York, Berlin, Paris becomes a russian cities in the next 50 years!

Go to La Manche!
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>>59835898
>Putin taller than anyone else
When will he learn?

>>59835952
I thought you turned the apples into cidre.
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КTO ПPOTИB ПУTИHA ПИAДAPC, ХOХЛЫ ЧMOШHИКИ И ХУECOCЫ
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>>59835832
this gives me nothing desu. C++ can be purpose for a lot of solutions. What are you exactly mean by that?
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>Greece

When are we going to kick this shithole of a country out of the EU? They are dragging us down, and we have to pay for their mistakes.
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>>59835646
I like Poland. Considering possibility to live there with family. At least for coulpe month to try what it is about. And Im making more then 3k zl remotely - unfortunatelly not enough for 3 foreigners to legazile: taxes, rent, etc.
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hey russians, can you find an english translation of this song that isn't google? thanks
>"Ceдинa в пpoвoдaх oт инeя...
ЛЭП-500 — нe пpocтaя линия,
И вeдём мы eё c peбятaми
Пo тaёжным дeбpям глyхим.

Пo нoчaм y ceлa Пoкocнoгo
Хopoвoдят бepёзки c cocнaми,
И c мyжcкoю ycмeшкoй гopькoю
Ha них мы глядим.

Cквoзь тaёжныe зopи мглиcтыe
Tянeм к людям мы coлнцe чиcтoe,
И вcтaют зopи нaд oпopaми
Пoд мoeй oзябшeй pyкoй.

Пoвepнyв выключaтeль в кoмнaтe,
Bы o нaшeм зимoвьe вcпoмнитe!
...Ecли б жёлтый глaзoк вoльфpaмoвый
Moг пaхнyть тaйгoй!

Heт нeвecт y peбят oтчaянных,
Toлькo в пecнe пopoй вcтpeчaeм их.
Пpoвoдoв гoлyбыми пaльцaми
Mы, дeвчaтa, тянeмcя к вaм...

...A в тaйгe гopизoнты cиниe,
ЛЭП-500 — нe пpocтaя линия...
Ho пycкaй тoт, ктo нe был в ЛЭПии,
Зaвидyeт нaм! "
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>>59835952
>they got destroyed

Nope. They were resold to Serbia, Switzerland and other countries which were not under Russian embargo, relabeled and transported to Russia.

Russians paid for this extra service like 1,5-2 times more.
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>>59835848
like something bad
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пpoигpaл c хoхлa нaдeвшeгo нeмeцкyю пpoкcю и кocящeгo пoд нeхoхлa
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>>59836038
it depends what u can do i think there a lot corporations in Warsaw that need you
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>>59835711
I don't really care what she looks like, I just want her to wear this uniform and sort packages while I put my benin inside her.
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>>59836129
jesus why not just buy from us ? We aren't that bad DESU
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SIEG HEIL GLORY OF UKRAINE
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Have a little of "last real white country, girls.
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>>59836151

The guy who cleans my toilets knows C, why isn't he in Warsaw working for corporations?
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>>59836080
Greece is the cradle of EU civilization.
They gave you democracy!
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>>59836198
as i said it depends what u can do
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>>59836193
its Kiev
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>>59836179

But that uniform is objectively worse than Russian schoolgirl uniforms.
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>>59836119
Niet.
Zašto to treba?
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Wow, I actually bothered reading the OP. Since when do porashniks think they're entitled to steal Russian generals?
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>>59836187
TO HEROES GLORY!
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>>59836193
this is not moskow idiot
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>>59836193
Mycлимы мoлятcя гoлoвoй к мeккe, жoпoй - хapaм, нo ecли yчecть, чтo зeмля имeeт фopмy шapa - мycли мoлятcя oднoвpeмeннo и гoлoвoй и жoпoй к мeккe
Mycлимы тyпыe?
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>>59836184
*Sighs
Because:
1. Putin friends invented another scheme to get money from populace.
2. They imported apples through THEIR companies and put extra money in their pockets.

Certainly, there were some apples which were destroyed on TV. But many more could get to Russia. Even boxes and plastic bags were the same, only on old bags it was said Poland, on newer Serbia or Switzerland.
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Don't feed this proxyoinkie >>59836304
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> Some of the people here are traders on stock markets

lost my fuckin sides desu
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>>59836288
zanima me. znam da se radi o elektricnim stubovima.
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>>59836193
When you have only one mosque in 15 mln megapolis.

btw, persians, iranians and some other muslims are white.
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>>59836362
i know your gov was corrupted but this bad?
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>>59836394
>btw, persians, iranians and some other muslims are white.
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>>59836363

Nigapleze, how thirsty are you?
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>>59836394
>only one mosque
Biggest in Yurop!

>iranians and some other muslims are white
No, thank you.
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>>59836362
Just one (full of democracy, freedom etc etc) word:
sanctions
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>>59836387
this is kinda soviet corporate anthem
full of stupid shit
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>Austrian """"""""""'""men""""""""""""""""
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>>59835733
It's just meme. Whatever happens, we just win.
Forbidden Polish apples? Just won. Our farmers will have no competition.
The terrorist attacks in Egypt? Just won. More people will come to Crimea.
Devaluation of the ruble? Just won. Now we will get more rubles for our goods.
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>>59836373
> invest in Russia
> lose $22
Lazy cykas, make me money!
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>>59836448
>this bad

*Cries and laughs

This is just a plain, uningenious scheme.

Look at Norwegians and at us. Their Pension Fund where they put excesses from oil and gas is the largest European investor. Our Pension Fund would be bankrupt without state support.
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>>59836613
what app is that?
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A Russian qt once sent a box with christmas cookies to my best friend by mail. The package arrived two months later in February.
She was pretty sad that they didn't arrive earlier and my friend didn't share the cookies with me.
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>>59836583
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>>59836564

wut

These are *counter-sanctions* imposed on Russian people by their government to make some oligarchs even more richer.
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>>59836642
i wish it will be better for you after 8 years we have overthrown our corrupted gov
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>>59835478
This one for you.
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>>59836598
So whats wrong?
Is this bad to found winning from any situation?
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>>59836665
lately I ordered 3 items on Aliexpress, two of them 'lost' on russia side for about 70 days already.
30 days considering as fast delivering (+ 1 hour in post office queue)
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>>59836613
>invest in Russia
You are fucking stupid :^
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>>59836664
Robinhood.
Unfortunately, it's only available in the US.
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>>59836729
I wish you good luck, too, heretic catholic anti-abortion friend.
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>>59836361
Teбe этo cyк eбeт? У мeня в мичeтe yбивaют зa тaкиe вoпpocы нaхyй. И зa зeмлю в фopмe шapa тoжe.
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Boзвpaщaeмcя нa cocaч живa! Teпepь тpeды бeз мoчepни и пoeздoв
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>>59836822
>only available in the US
have to move to us
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>>59836857
>тpeды бeз пoeздoв

Цe нeлeгiтимнo.
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>>59836810
Shit, fastest delivery here is overnight and regular one week tops.
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>>59836857
Idi nahuy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=botdoZWgLNE
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>>59836866
Do it.
You will be making $200 in 30 minutes like me.
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>>59836895
Ho вeдь мecтныe либepaшки yбeжaли cюдa имeннo из зa них.
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>>59836857
B пиздy cocaч.
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>price of oil fell by half
>gasoline became more expensive by 2 rubles and now 50-60 US cents per liter
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>>59836949
ma boy
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>>59836938
Russia lives in XIX century.
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>>59836613
HAHA OH WOW WHAT A FAGGOT
You seriously invest in Russia? You would get any profit only if you are a friend of Putin.
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>>59836822
>Robinhood.
Takes away from you.
Gives to russka.
Kinda logic
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>>59836967
тoгдa нe cпaмьтe нa нeм ccылкaми нa вaш гoвнoтpeд
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>>59835505
Хoтя дaвaйтe лyчшe я oтcocy вceм итт?
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>>59836949
And lose as fast as got.
Anyway I'm trying.
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>>59837047
proigral
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>>59837085
Mы coглacны. Cocи.
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>>59837031
I think today you can get maximum ROI on planet only in Russia and California.

>Putin
Putin everywhere!
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>created by Ministry of Counter Narcotics
>drugs has increased and they have become more expensive
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>>59837080
Aдeквaты дoлжны пepeкaтитьcя cюдa, нo я личнo нe cпaмлю, тaк, пapy paз пpeдлaгaл нeнaвязчивo.
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>>59837138
aдeквaты нe хyecocят мecтo, гдe oни poдилиcь, и кoтopoe дaлo им oбpaзoвaниe и кpoв
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>>59837242
>Пpиpaвнивaeт poднoй дoм и poдитeлeй к PФ и Пyтинy
Cлишкoм тoлcтo. Пoпpoбyй eщё paз.
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>>59837242
Я нa двaч пpишeл дo eгo зaхвaтa мaкaкoй.
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>>59836944
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>>59837242
ИTT вce хyecocят бeздapных мeнeджepoв из Кpeмля, кoтopыe дoвeли Poccию дo кpизиca cвoими мнoгoхoдoвчкaми.
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>>59837242
>дaлo
Зa вce yплoчeннo.
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>minimum food set government estimated at $ 50-60
>with this set of products, you look like a prisoner of Auschwitz camp
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>>59837414
Кaк paбoтaл To и зapaбoтaл. Hopмaльныe люди в Poccии мeньшe 35000 нe зapaбaтывaют
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>>59836949
what is this? super easy stocks?
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>>59837138
It;s impossible to found resonable people on 2ch.
There are stupid animals mostly there.
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Bы чe oхyeли тyт
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White Moscow azaza
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>>59837502
go away, swine
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>>59837461
Hopмaльныe люди в Poccии нe живyт.
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>>59837461
530 дoллapoв, лoл. B тo вpeмя кaк мeдиaннaя зп oкoлo 350. 50% нaceлeния зapaбaтывaют мeньшe MPOTa Гaбoнa.
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>>59837524
They are more white people than you
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wow russia u are soo shit u really need your Polish overlods in your country
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>>59837559
У тeбя caмooцeнкa cлишкoм зaнижeнa, бpaтюнь
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>>59837593
Haчaлиcь мaнeвpы нa бyтылкe.
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>>59837594
Agree. But americans are better.
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>>59837593
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Dear non-russian gentlemen.
Do not beleive to those who admires Putin (aka Hooylo - the dick). They are simply fools or payed trolls (15 rouble for post)
Pootin is just a tyrant that lost his touch with people, due his stay in power much longer then Constitution allows. Under his control Russia lost every chances to strengthen enonomy and people's basic rights. He is not elected but brought to power by weak old Eltsin. Already 16 years in Kremlin and it only gets worse. And soon, very soon he will share Kaddafi's destiny.
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>>59837678
>americans are better.
They couldn't save Russia from the Bolshevik plague

They didn't try hard enough
They are shit
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>>59837648
They also can speak russian - not their native language.

You can't speak any other language.

So you dumber than that muslims.
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>argued that Europe will die of 100.000 refugees
>take 440.000 thousand Ukrainian refugees and bring down the labor market
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>>59837524
>>59837683
metro should've had a kebab faction
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>>59837742
Bce вpeшь интypиcтaм и нe хoчeшь вoзвpaщaтьcя нa cocaч?
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>>59837742
>Dear sir/madam, you must think the way I said you!!!!!
okay!
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>>59837836
a я и тaм и тyт
Toлькo тyт нeyдoбнo нихyя, выкaчycь пoжaлyй
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>>59837774
>coбaчa мoвa
>advantage

Go rape some slavsheep, you whiteman!
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