stop appropriating our culture you saxon bastards edition
janny's gonna do his NUT
karen
are kev
59813785
Lads please tell me which thread all of the shit went down in.
Been running on 6 hours sleep a night for the last 7 months
What special powers am I gonna unlock?
>>59814037
no ARE kev
fuck off saxonss reee
do you think a species of hawk with the best vision could see the storm spot on juipter from earth
report this shite early thread
any other Youtubers I should listen to along with based Molyneux lads?
>Kev
>/eire/
Kys Yank cunt
tights
>>59814026
one day I will aim to spend an overnight on the peak of mauna kea and wonder how for thousands of years before electricity this is what the worlds population could see every night
Anyone seen Hot Girls Wanted?
Feel kinda sorry for the girls in porn. Not only does it destroy any chance of a decent job afterwards and have a massive social stigma, but there's so many girls that they're expendible and the fees they can charge has massively decreased to hardly anything - and that's in the US.
I imagine it's even worse for the poor Eastern European girls on dodgy sites
>>59813958
It's not that long and not all encompassing. I still fap to porn from times to times and using pictures (it's better if don't have too much variety though, thing of it as a virtual porn mag)
women don't really get that aspect of things, tried to explain to a female friend how seeing women dressed sexy can physically hurt even but i'm pretty sure she doesn't get it
if you want to get better with women the first step is not care about what they think, if you try to cater to them you are fucked since you are seen as subservient and disposable
you have to value yourself (or pretend to) and what you think more than them and any sort of relationship you have with them
if they still click with you after than, you can b urself
>>59813974
Woah what's the bald guy doing there? I thought he was cool.
old thread is on page 3
>>59814064
I would swim in her piss
>>59814091
Dave Rubin
>>59814101
literally a stolen gimmick
FUCKING NORMANS REEEE
>>59814128
they could've just become normal prozzies, they want the limelight
>>59814128
>caring about porn stars feelings
Pity is the last mountain for man to climb
>>59814128
Hot Girls Wanted? Why not just watch The Trolling of Wannabe Pornstars and be done with it?
is chemicalwire legit lads
>>59814091
based sargon?
im rubbing my balls to christy mack
>>59814144
HE will be along soon enough to sweep up this mess.
>>59814134
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missed aisha shouting us out
might just end it all lads
Feel sorry for the lads who weren't there at 2:00 AM when Aisha posted here
>>59814101
Kev was literally stolen directly from /eire/ though.
>>59814128
never heard of it, is it like Exploited College Girls?
>>59814175
Kyary
>>59814194
i'm a 24 kv yo
still socially competent and not autist because i'm french
i was born smooth like a babe's bottom
lads let's try to summon janny
JA-NNY
JA-NNY
JA-NNY
>>59814134
Too lazy atm too as well, think I'll try and steer clear of porn and possibly not wank for a while just to see what happens.
Got some coke and pingers for the weekend so might throw that into the equation
>>59814232
looks like a fucking doll
>all his advice boils down to 'just b urself'
FUCK OFF YOU FRENCH CUNT
>>59814197
>tfw Aisha, Sara and Rosy all become redpilled /brit/posters
>>59814244
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>>59814230
documentary
Electoral Commission is going to declare the government illegal tomorrow lads
>>59814219
Yeah, I went to bed
Which I'm doing right now
noight noight
>>59814267
we all know that's not true
slightly concerned we haven't heard from poleaboo for a couple of threads
could properly batter the lot of you
meet me at 3am under the big ben if you want to get fucked up
>>59814128
yes I think I have seen this
>>59814267
Jez
>>59814275
night night lad x
>>59814314
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
addicted to shitposting lads
was going to shower 20 minutes ago but can't pull myself away from the (You)s
[WARNING]
Jam Incoming!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giup9k87MMo
>>59814310
Hopefully he's been arrested after he sent death and rape threats to Aisha and Rosy.
>Anyone seen Hot Girls Wanted?
>Feel kinda sorry for the girls in porn. Not only does it destroy any chance of a decent job afterwards and have a massive social stigma, but there's so many girls that they're expendible and the fees they can charge has massively decreased to hardly anything - and that's in the US.
>I imagine it's even worse for the poor Eastern European girls on dodgy sites
>>59814355
Yeah well
I shit in shithouses
>>59814355
I would pay you to do that to me.
>>59814260
>>59814262
i was kidding kek
what i mean is don't have a filter
just say whatever you think that isn't absurdly racist instead of being yourself i.e an autist scared to be disliked
>>59814251
the drug use on /brit/ is actually impressive
>>59814355
the first thing to do is get other people with you to jump the tallest fucker
that would be you
pretty sure you are just memeing though
>is there any chance you will say the size of your amazing boobs
Remembering the time my brother went on Jezza.
Mad.
Burnt my finger on my toastie maker and it really really hurts ow :'(
>>59814401
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>>59814233
>the cuck meme has left 4chan
This means everyone has to stop using it, right?
>>59814408
did he put summin on the end of it
>>59814406
this is such a bizarre image
>>59814233
Is that the legitimate origin of the name?
>>59814355
I used to love battering benders like you who thought they were tough when I used to box
I'd shred you like lawn mower through grass
>>59814444
Yes.
>>59814355
Nah man, I'm short but broad shouldered as fuck. Can throw a decent punch and never had anyone able to break out of my headlock - the school rugby captain once passed out trying for a bet.
>>59814406
who are you quoting?
>>59814425
you wish, cuck
>>59814444
Yes m8
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=cuckold
having a w-
nevermind, not doing that anymore so I can become an alpha
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Eat Barnacle Chips, They're Delicious
>>59814477
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>>59814401
>the drug use on /brit/ is actually impressive
It's a weird one, I think the DNM has suddenly introduced nerds and neets onto drugs.
Never used mandy or coke before and got this from a street guy so it'll probably be shit, but used to get some fucking amazing speed from the DNM.
>>59814487
Using cuck is on the same level as using arrow in the knee and le
Titanic just starting on sky greats
this swedish poster is quite the normie
i know from our general
i recognize him from this alarm thingy on his phone, so you can tell that he has to get up for school or work
from the previous thread i learnt that he has over 300 tinder matches, many of which he screenshot and post in sverigetraden - and as of now, here
he works at friends arena in stockholm
i remember that some arab girl wanted to meet him up for sex, so he is definitely not a virgin
he is probably tall and handsome
hmm
what else
Watching Never Let Me Go and getting some heavy feels desu lads ;_;
>>59814425
its always been complete rubbish
kind of odd how it completely replaced "Fag" and "nigger" as the go-to /b/ tier insult
Me irl
>>59814518
Just kill yourself.
>>59814546
>he is probably tall and handsome
I thought Swedes were that by default?
I'm unattractive as fuck, but fortunately I'm in a country that's full of ugly cunts
>>59814538
you can keep saying that
but you will never make your son not black
>>59814546
you done sucking yourself off or do you need some one to help you finish
Me irl
What film should I watch lads? Just want something to distract me for a few hours.
>>59814564
i am the 45%
>>59814551
Nobody uses faggot any more because they all fap to traps.
The fight against Zeus inside Gaia's heart is DOING MY NUT IN
>>59814595
A Scanner Darkly
>>59814546
haha tja brooooooooooooooooor! ^-^ tillbaka med dig i sverigetråden vi behöver återuppliva den :D
>>59814538
I used to be able to satisfy my wife, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Tyrone takes care of her needs now.
>>59814595
zootopia just came out on kat lad
>>59814595
listen to a podcast instead
>>59814574
very unneeded response
tights
>>59814595
Trainspotting
>>59814645
fuck off already
>>59814623
>tfw it's actually just me in blackface
>>59814595
you could watch shadow company
it's a documentary but very well made and entertaining
In a very bad mood lads.
my arab gf
>>59814654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jjiwz029nM
>>59814677
why is that?
>>59814677
was the same earlier
had a go at one of my mates
>>59814645
You are a very unneeded country.
>>59814595
the Long Good Friday
the Leopard
the River
>>59814595
To Catch a Thief
>tfw no French gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MXrd4C8lhI
>>59814677
What's wrong?
>>59814654
was going to call it a good post but i'm not sure
not too fond of that black thing over her back x
business idea: just pack it all in because i'm sick of life (have a method)
>>59814722
>aywcoot hen pwew baebae
>>59814701
excuse me for a moment lads
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
>>59813974
WPWW
P
W
W
>>59814799
SPARKS FLY
>>59814705
>>59814736
I'm a shit person in most ways
>>59814794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJFL8ks_Lwc
its an entire channel of tights reviews
>>59814754
pack it in mate
Me on the left
>>59814835
aren't we all
>>59814595
Groundhog Day
Literally doing a poo. Feces is being squeezed from my anus as I type this.
>>59814836
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH very impressive
>>59814835
most people are
they just don't get bothered with it
listen to music, shitpost, forget the inside of your own head a while
>>59814406
One of the most classic fedora pics of all time
>people think life will be great leaving the eu
BAD
Big
American
Dick
>>59814595
I'm watching "It follows".
Pretty creepy film so far.
>>59814874
PLEASE post pictures
>tfw you start getting close to a girl and everything seems brighter
starting to feel like it's possible to stop being a shitcunt
>this frog and his shit tier advice
to coin a phrase, fuck off, normie twat
>>59814595
john's staircase
>When he thinks brexit won't cause a year long recession
>>59814920
>that guy pointing
every time
>>59814314
>>59814896
fucking shite film, got talked into going to see it with some girl
worst date ever
oh blimey
>>59814903
until she stops replying to you for no reason and it all falls down and you feel worse than you did before h-haha
>>59814903
can't say i'm familiar with this feel
Self-defense for girls held on African Cultural Centre tomorrow night by the young left and Somali history society. Anyone who identifies himself as a girl are welcome. Supervisor, Mdongo Ahmadi.
>>59814890
>>59814945
oh shit waddup
what.... the fuck.... hahaha....
>>59814920
Why would it cause a recession?
The EU will look like snobs if they stop trading with the UK, and it would hurt themselves too
It's all a bluff on fat, elephantiasis Merkel
Dont buy into it
>>59814903
until this happens
>>59814890
life will be slightly harder, but its worth it for sovereignty
really hate racists
my life would be immeasurably improved if i had a qt bf
find black lads with a brummie accent quite comical lads, they all sound like stan collymore haha
Anyone else raised by neither of their parents but not be an orphan? Feel like I'm the only one
>>59814950
>until she stops replying to you for no reason and it all falls down and you feel worse than you did before h-haha
The reason is she found someone else.
>>59815010
jesus christ
>>59815003
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36355564
>But, political hubris to one side, the Treasury analysis can be set apart from the "he said, she said" tenor of much of the EU referendum debate. It is based on a well-understood and tested economic model.
really hate nonwhites
>>59815010
>>59814950
fear is part of what makes it good lads
>>59815003
Shock business investment and consumer spending due to uncertainty and higher prices for businesses leading to unemployment.
Even most pro-Brexit economists admit a nasty short term shock is a strong possibility
>>59815028
BIG DOO WADUP
>>59815030
any thats why you'll never have one, you get one and your life gets too good, then it makes it impossible for you to act normal so you'll be clingly and overattached because she means so much and eventually drive her away then go back to being depressed
got an exam tomorrow
indian fellow came into the store i work in today
literally smelled like spices and sweat
>>59815063
fuck off billionaire
>>59815033
find everyone with a brummie accent comical
>he thinks sovereignty actually matters
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463915437978.webm
![UTBBo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jv0taxB.jpg "UTBBo[1].jpg")
>>59815030
;-)
>>59815074
>BBC
>"Well tested economic models"
No one has a robust way to model a shock like this
>>59815111
it does
>>59815106
I wish I was rich
>>59815100
same
statistics?
>>59815084
>>59815099
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>>59815100
last one wednesday
absolutely failing it
>>59815074
>>59815096
Who the fuck cares
Get out now before you're stuck in there when things in the EU messy
There's too many business interwoven already for them to completely ignore the uk
They have something to lose too with not trading with the uk
Cuz this world swallows souls
And when the blues unfold
It gets cold, silence burns holes
You're going mad
Perhaps you always were
But when things was good you just didn't care
This is called irony
When you most need to get up you got no energy
>>59815002
are you grinding without safety gear you melt?
army selection tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0
>>59815099
just need to find one who's as clingy as me, so we can cling to each other
mugi?
>>59815100
Same la', what you got?
>>59815084
i feel sick from worry
>>59815003
We currently have immunity from a lot of EU rules, and have a pretty sweet trade deal.
If we leave the EU we have to renegotiate that deal, and they're going to bend us over a barrel for leaving.
We import a significant amount of our food supply, and a lot of heavy duty machinery from the EU, so we would almost certainly be worse off. In order to gain access to the EU market we would still have to pay towards the EU budget, like Norway do, without receiving any of it back in subsidies.
is there any type of woman more superficial, fake, disgusting, materialistic, whorish and overrated than the carved korean slanted apes?
i don't think so. I think women are by nature despisable and that nature found its womanly pinnacle and nestled all of its evil in plastic dance gooks, forever to appear kind and cute when they are living proof of the existence of hell in the sixth plane of lazarus as the old dead sea scrolls predicted.
white moonfaced monsters are everywhere to be seen and the devil live inside them, moving those ivory bones and smiling inside the head like a demented preacher
korean puppets of damnations
the mistake of impotent eyes judging on outward meat not inward coiled snake of great misery and hateful burden
eyes black blazing well of despair and decay
soul torn asunder by bodily temptation
benis
>he doesn't realise that sovereignty is relative
So how'd exams go lad
>>59815180
clingy people gravitate to strong ones lad
>>59815179
thought Waving Flag was the official 2010 one
it's much better
>>59815152
>tfw you're posting with A-Level fags
Fuck I need to stop coming here
>>59815166
No one wants your ill-informed opinion. Fuck off you arrogant burger
i'm not good enough to skate in a helmet and wrist pads and not look like an absolute twat but i don't want to break my wrists or die :(
>>59815179
shakira 11/10
>>59815074
>it suggests sterling would fall by 12%,
Maybe your industries would actually be able to export and stop failing tbqf
>>59815209
don't be cheeky you daft cow
>>59815234
I'm a 2nd year engineer you fucking idiot
>he's a toadying lickspittle who fell for the /pol/ memes
enjoying this
>>59815167
>this album came out 15 years ago
FUUUCKK!!!
theoretical physics exam in 32 hrs 25 mins
so have you done putin's bidding by shilling for the Out campaign today lads?
>>59815211
yeah, I guess they do. I have no hope.
>>59815179
OH BABY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THAT
>>59815204
you know English well for a frenchman
>>59815234
>>59815199
Leave the EU and put trade restrictions on Ireland until they leave too and then you guys join Norway in a new union
>>59815236
just go wristpads and don't go to fast
you'll look idiotic and clumsy anyway
>>59815204
terrible post in all honesty
here can i get gag manga biyori
>ahh yes, sovereignty, where london and the south east are recognised and everyone else fights for scraps
NEET life ends tomorrow
>>59815282
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she wants a man from brum
>>59815287
At least they're making the world an interesting place instead of the snorefest it's been since the end of the cold war
>>59815298
yes lets leave a union with Germany, France and the emerging Eastern European economies for the behemoths of Ireland and Norway
>>59815287
so what will putin or Russia gain from britian getting out?
>when I get older, I will be stronger
>they'll call me freedom
>just like a waving flag
>>59815282
Just make something up.
>>59815310
i'll stand by what i've said and stand even more by what i haven't
>>59815297
i live to improve (shitpost)
>>59815298
Ireland gets so much from the EU (as an "underdeveloped nation", or whatever they're classed as), we could never make a dent in it with trade restrictions, and could never afford to offer them a better deal.
>>59815199
>In order to gain access to the EU market we would still have to pay towards the EU budget, like Norway do
ahh yes, because every country that trades with the EU has to pay into its budget
>>59815327
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>>59815323
,liverpool should just be an independent city state tbqh
>>59815351
this
>Show that momentum of this system is X
>as we see this contains Y units of dark shit with momentum X/Y per unit
The sickening fear of chatting to a new girl and thinking it might not go smoothly the way you want it to
Fuck sake why do I bother
>>59815359
how's the work at paul going btw lad
>>59815360
it's not the 80's no we dont, we're a net contributor
EU fucked us over massively in the 2011 baking debt crisis
just woke up from a dream where nigella lawson was rubbing her pussy stench all over me
>>59815372
You have to pay towards the EU budget to be in the EEA. But you get no vote in european parliament, and no EU subsidies for farming/green energy, etc.
>>59815351
>>59815409
ebin
Ah, yes. Thatcher was a good Prime Minister.
Very good, yes.
>>59815420
>>59815359
Why are you talking to yourself?
>>59815415
>when you've talked to her long enough to fall in love with her (two days) but not long enough to make a move on her and you sit there paranoid that some other cunt is moving in on her
A reminder that paid EU shills post on /int/.
>>59815461
all i see is the poor being useless as always
maybe they should be purged?
>>59815420
my CV and resume were probably engulfed in the abyss, all the better
i'm having an interview at a bank soon
hopefully my tie will convince them i am a fonctional human bean
>>59815463
nice try
i know you aren't that dumb
Going to be honest with you all here, Ferris Bueller's day off is one of the greatest movies of all time
NEED a cute nurse gf
>>59815463
rather that than talk to a fucking YANK
>>59815469
two days is long enough to make a move
But remember that one day shit might just start crumbling
Your bird might fuck off or you might lose your job
It's when that happens that what I'm talking about will feel much more important to you
So if you ain't feeling it, just be thankful that everything's cool in your world
Respect to BC
Positivity
Positivity
weed and alcohol any good lads
>>59815433
>You have to pay towards the EU budget to be in the EEA
and you don't need to be in the EEA.
>>59815342
A greatly weakened EU, allowing it greater influence over the Baltics and Eastern Europe? Are you dumb Son?
>>59815423
Yeah, but you received over $40 billion since joining, and have only been a net contributor for the last 3 years.
>>59815498
I'm just like Matthew Broderick in that film
>>59815521
then you don't get the same freedom of trade that we and Norway get
>>59815519
socially it's fun
on your own, no
>>59815519
not a fan
>>59815539
>socially
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>>59815519
Yeah good combo if you balance it right
>>59815461
>the head of government direcctly controls the amount of jobs
\yes yes, very nice
>>59815536
Might have almost cried at the bit when Cameron is talking about his family issues
>>59815493
>at a bank
talk about a step up
you have some kind or degree for this?
business idea: 1) declare war on russia 2) improvise
>>59815445
>I think power series is difficult
you're in a right state m8
