This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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>>59660004
>that bridge
it's just like my chinese cartoons
certainly this is an optical illusion or some kind of photo trickery
>>59660280
it's not
>>59660280
It may have to do with depth perception, with the angle of the photograph making the incline seem much steeper than it actually is.
>>59660323
why
日本人さんは寝ている
>>59660391
That isn't actually that steep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQ7SkpFHm8
What is the cheapest way to get from Tokyo to Brazil? The cheapest flight I can seem to find takes about 40 hours and most of that is with Ethiopian airways and I don't wanna fly that far with them...
>>59660999
Maybe, you fly to Seoul of Korea from Japan first, then transit at Europe or America to get to Brazil. You need two transits.
>やっと週末が来た
>宿題と他のすることが多いから、週末みたいじゃない感じる
学期の終わりの前の2週は悔しすぎ
>>59660004
otudesu
Do you imagine or perhaps even fear that maybe one day you'll die alone, and only inquired about after neighbours notice an unbearable stench coming from your apartment? The New York Times ran a fairly long (8000 word) but interesting article last year about the recently deceased Mr George Bell, and attempted to charter the journey of a man who went from having friends and family to a hoarding hermit who rarely left his home.
Can you see yourself becoming this person?
>>59662004
Im a 23 years old male , strong and handsome and I barely left home
>tfw this probably how geisha actually perform(ed) in japan
https://youtu.be/URhBUEnAdw8
>>59661632
ねぇねぇ
Obrigadoとarigatoって似てない?
>>59662182
Life and Death in Shanghai is an autobiography published in November 1987[Published 1986-07-24, ISBN 0-246-12948-4,ISBN 978-0-246-12948-2 ] by Nien Cheng from exile in the United States which details Cheng's six-year imprisonment during the Cultural Revolution.
The book tells the story of Cheng's arrest during the first days of the Cultural Revolution, her imprisonment, release, persecution, efforts to leave China, and early life in exile.
Cheng was arrested in late 1966 after the Red Guards looted her home. During her imprisonment, she was pressured to make a false confession that she was a spy for "the imperialists" because for many years after the death of her husband she had continued to work as a senior partner for Shell in Shanghai. Cheng refused to provide a false confession, and was tortured as a result.
She was eventually paroled under the pretense that her attitude had shown improvement. However, Cheng resisted leaving prison without receiving acknowledgment from her captors that she had been unjustly imprisoned.
When released from jail in 1973, Cheng found that her daughter Meiping, who had been studying to become a film actress, had been murdered by the Red Guards, although the official position was that she had committed suicide. Cheng conducted a discreet investigation and found that this scenario was impossible
>>59662351
>>59660856
why the fuck do japanese drive on the left side of the road
>>59662589
because all our penis are slightly bent to the left.
>>59660856
道の真ん中から写真を撮ってる奴ww
いかにも日本人らしい
It's so hard learning nihongo...
>>59663000
Do you love Japan?
>>59663000
time to give up
>>59663000
The harder the toil, the sweeter the fruits of your labour.
If it were easy, it wouldn't be nearly so rewarding.
>>59663111
True.
>>59660323
giraffe chan is not happy about you stealing her thread the francaise chan
>>59663000
How do you feel when you see a non-native speaks Japanese fluently?
>>59663433
If we discard the rules that govern proper conduct and civilised behaviour, we may as well cast our tools and clothing aside, and go to live with the beasts against whom we would be indistinguishable.
>>59663000
死にたいほど難しい…
ツンデレキャラ萌え〜
そりゃ母国語以外は難しいやろ
日本人とか学校で10年以上英語勉強してるのに
英語話せるどころか読み書きできるヤツまったくいないぞ
>>59663544
i get mad and call them a normie
RYUUGAAA WAGA TEKIWOOO KURAUUUU
>>59663930
YUUJOU SOMETHING SOMETHING
>>59663843
The one who announces their intention to create the new thread has the most legitimate claim. That is our way, anon.
Also, you shouldn't snitch, that's not sugoi (only if they do really mean things like post child pornography).
>>59664099
is it ok if it's 2D lewd lolis from japan
>>59663565
if whites are civilized why they ended murdering 500 million humans?
>>59663762
それは学校での教える方法が酷いからな
先生さえ使いこなせないイメージ
まずは発音をカタカナで音写して教えるのやめれば話せる人が増えるかもしれない
>>59663626
>>59664099
it was my first ever report in 8 years on 4chan, i wouldnt have done it if he admitted defeat, i would have let him have the thread after this because i was probably gonna go to sleep before this thread hits bump limit
>>59664173
"Murder" only refers to unlawful killings, so if it wasn't against the law at the time, couldn't it be said that no murders actually took place?
>>59664344
>>59664461
if whites are civilized then why they ended killing 500 million humans?
>>59664579
>tfw normies still can't get over "high" pitched japanese voices
>>59663626
>>59664579
>ツンデレ
文字通り臭い糞だ
>>59664695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzw0BAUVMHI
>>59664699
氏ねゴミ
This looks scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPfm7-Bn-OI
![CiXuaoXW0AAXukL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7csYiDl.jpg "CiXuaoXW0AAXukL[1].jpg")
>>59664699
>いつものアルベルトバルボッサの下品な趣味
>>59663111
I like your posts.
give me some advice. should I stay in the city i'm in now or move to another
>>59665140
ネトウヨみたいだからやっぱいいわ
>>59665063
poor nihon-jins
>>59665221
I hate your posts.
give me some advice. should I stay in the city i'm in now or move to another
>>59665341
>やっぱいいわ
ノン。シルベキダヨ
"fucking asians"と言っている白人は結構居る
Our life is great.
Normies' is shit.
>>59665221
I am not a magic 8-ball anon, nor am I a diviner of future events. You would do better to look inwardly for answers.
My best piece of advice to you would be to carefully consider the pros and cons of such a move and make the best informed decision you can make given the circumstances. This is usually the path of fewest regrets.
>>59664263
習い始めの一年生の教科書を見て
「カタカナで発音を覚えてる」って思ってる?
I love you Japan
おやすみなさい(•ө•)
>>59665727
Will you become a maintainance worker?
>>59665902
I love you!
おやすみ!
Ohayo konoyaro
>>59666080
konnichiwa kon chikusyou
>>59664425
http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
take a look at the archive spot the troll
>>59665518
peru, will you go back to shanghai, Shenzhen, hong kong, seoul or Bangkok?
how do japanese neets look for work on when they no longer want to be a neet?
>>59665727
thank you, but I'm pretty sure you are a magic 8-ball and hold the future of everybody who posts in this general
>>59665984
If all goes well, hopefully in a month or 6 weeks.
>>59666312
NEETs are sleeping now I guess
>>59666241
my op pictures are still related to japan so you cant say theyre wrong
Man I wish I had a tall qt Aryan gf with a British accent to enjoy Japanese thread and Japanese culture together
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160520-00010004-chibatopi-l12
>>59666587
too bad you won't
>>59666312
they can never recover and go back to a real career after years of unemployment. so they either commit seduku, become construction workers, or become a cashier at family mart
>>59666587
gfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgfgf
You are insane
>>59666587
Girls with American accent are better.
>>59666678
Don't you want a gf nihon?
>>59666422
Just start picking other pictures than these 2 girls and people will start posting on your thread instead of going to another one.
>>59666655
>construction worker
>not a real career
unless you just meant a general labourer helping
>>59666804
this is only the second time this has happened and both times ive had people hijack my threads
>>59666777
He wants a bf.
>>59666771
kanto dialect user spotted
>>59666935
You mean south kanto dialect so-called kanto ben or north kanto dialect associated with rural peasants
>>59666935
kansai ben is shit
As weird as it sounds, does anyone else occasionally fuck up their l/r after having studied Japanese for a while?
It usually happens with mid-word liquid consonants
For example, sometimes I'll say "gleen" instead of "green", "soly" instead of "sorry", so on and so forth
Am I just weird or does this happen to others
>>59666312
職安とか行ったり、ネットや雑誌で探すかな
何?かなちゃん、やる気出てきた?偉いぞ
>>59667470
No.
>>59667425
fite me irl
How do girls get to various ages without ever attempting to touch their own nipples?
>>59667490
なぜ分かった
やる気少し出たけど面接したくない
>>59667626
>>59667539
are these your sexual conquests btw?
>>59667626
why are you talking to 10 year olds
>>59667634
left one is best, right is disgusting
>>59667878
Wtf she's older than 10 even if she is flat chested.
>>59667890
center is best what are you talking about
>>59667831
>>59667634
What was the deleted post?
>>59667957
A wrong image.
japan
What's the sexiest Japanese dialect?
>>59667957
girl asked him how big his benis was and he said 4 inches and she said that it was ok
>>59668003
kansai
>>59667947
left is sort of cute, center looks babylike
>>59668003
Tohoku.
>>59667812
分かる、緊張するよね
日本には緊張を和らげるおまじないがある
手のひらに「人」を三回書いて飲み込む
相手を飲み込んでやるという気合とかなんとか…
>>59668003
Not kita kanto
>>59667634
so boring compared to cocks
>>59668066
Is Kanto the standard Japanese one?
Where can I fuck a Kansai speaking girl?
I heard farmgirls from Akita are hot
>>59668003
kyoto
>>59667490
ちなみに、ペンじゃなくて指でなぞって飲み込むふりするんだよ「人」
最近かなちゃんの北海道コメを見ている所為か
昨日夢に北海道の旧友が出てきたw
>>59668182
もうお前、名前「おまんこしたい」に変えろよ
>>59668182
I googled and found it higashi kanto is accurate. It's not standard
Nishi kanto is so-called standard
>>59668058
なぜわかる
そのおまじないはアニメで見たことあるね
それを日本人が実際に使うの?
僕はカツ丼を食べる方がいいだと思うw
>>59668296
>最近かなちゃんの北海道コメを見ている所為か
>昨日夢に北海道の旧友が出てきたw
wwww
そりゃよかったねww
![genesis-boku-wa-tomodachi-ga-sukunai-next-02-c57e145d-mp4_snapshot_05-33_2013-02-13_17-45-47[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3ZVezm6.png "genesis-boku-wa-tomodachi-ga-sukunai-next-02-c57e145d-mp4_snapshot_05-33_2013-02-13_17-45-47[1].png")
>>59666777
>implying I don't have one
>>59668483
>なぜわかる
自分もあがり症で知らない人と話すのは緊張するから
おまじない、こっそりやってる人は結構いると思うw
カツ丼やキットカットを食べる人もいるね
>>59665063
but sushi is really easy to make?
I don't get it.
Does anyone want to do eat sushi with me?
what happens if a jap types in pornhub.com
like i know you guys can't have uncensored porn so what happens guys tell me
>>59668778
海苔巻きは難しい
不器用な奴は手巻き寿司にしとくのが無難
>>59668827
That's not sushi, it's a pie.
Nice try.
>>59668879
Yeah, I suppose if you're clumsy and have terrible hand coordination then it'd be rather difficult. Fair enough.
>>59668548
北海道の思い出といえば、食べ物のことばかりだけどw
そういえば、霧の摩周湖って言うけど、自分が行くと必ず晴れてるw
>>59668827
UNIQLO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bwTR7Gqdmb
発音はどうですか?
>>59669142
少年のまんこをファックさせてください
>>59668667
あっ
なぜそのコメントは僕のだと分かるって言ったかったwすまん
でもあがり症だねぇ。もしあがり症がなかったら僕の人生は百倍マシになってるかもorz
おお、キットカットも緊張の時に食べるのか?
知らなかった
>>59669047
みんなは北海道の食べ物が美味しいって言ってるから
観光名所に行くより飲食店に行きたくなったw
えええ!不運すぎるww
あんな綺麗霧があるはずなのに(´;ω;｀)
>>59669342
俺も参加する
>>59669342
落ち着いてください!!!
>>59668838
please reply this question is urgent. I'm going to japan next week and need to know if I need to bolster my collection
>>59668838
it's illegal to make it, not view it
i think xvideos is the most popular foreign porn site there
if they want to sell uncensored porn they sell it to foreign markets or host it on a site with servers outside of japan like carribeancom
>>59669718
wow, that's interesting. Thanks for the information!
Gaijin-kun, why are you interested in Japan?
>>59669899
i wish to plunder their sexually repressed women becuase they're the only ones that would go for me
>>59669928
Do you like American girls?
Why won't Japanese girls accept my hellotalk friend request
>>59669641
you can watch whatever porn you want in japan. and the nigger/arab/leaf lover who answered to you is a fucking piece of shit desu.
>>59670040
Because you are creepy
Isn't it obvious?
>>59670117
>is a fucking piece of shit
I know you are, but what am I? :^)
>>59670119
My picture is a fish though...
does a vagina control your life?
what would you do to fuck a vagina?
I will introduce the origin of rice dumplings.
わたしは ちまきの きげんは しょかいします。
The origin of rice dumpling is a historical story.
ちまきの きげんは れきしてきいんゆ あります。
This is Kutsugen.
このおとこは くつげんさまです。
Kutsugen is a patriotic officer of the ancient China.
くつげんさまは あいこくてきな こだいちゅうごくの やくいんです。
He committed suicide after his country loss in the war.
かれの くにの はいぼくの あと、かれは じさつしました。
The people respect him.
ひとびとは かれを しょさんします。
They throw the rice dumplings into the river he committed suicide so that the fish wouldn't eat his body.
かれのからだは さかなが たべませんでしたから、みんなは ちまきを かれのじさつのかわで おとしました。
This is the origin of rice dumplings.
これは さまきのきげんです。
/int/ I have some work that needs to be proof read. I only got the job because the other cant read runes, but I had only taken classes in highschool. Help?
>>59670221
no
I wouldn't
>>59670186
You have to use a pic of you.
>>59670186
>fish
>>59670186
>using fish picture is not creepy
What
>>59670186
just use a white/black guy's picture instead like that one flip that used to come to these threads
>>59670243
私はちまき(粽)の起源を紹介したいと思います。ちまきの起源には歴史的な物語があります。屈原という男がいました。彼は愛国的な古代中国人の役人(やくにん)です。彼は国が戦争に敗れた後、自殺しました。人々は彼を賞賛し、彼が魚を食べなかった事から、ちまきを彼が身を投げた(自殺)川に投げ入れました。これがちまきの起源です。
>>59670297
That's hazukashii...
>>59670333
>>59670381
I meant this picture
>>59670381
What happened to that guy?
>>59670452
>That's hazukashii...
Creep alert !
おはようございました
i will eat ice cream now
Can someone tell me the difference between the particles の and か?It feels like they do basically the same thing.
>>59670452
>implying you can get girls to talk to you with that pic
>What happened to that guy?
the german koreaboo who also used to come here said he killed himself because peru was being a bully so i'm going to go with that
>>59670452
>hazukashii
Don't act like a girl
>>59670557
頑張ってください
ご健闘を祈っています
>>59669528
うーん、勘?英語だとやっぱり文章の癖が分からないよ
キットカットはきっと勝つって言う駄洒落だね、カツ丼と同じ
>北海道の食べ物
ラムしゃぶ、ジンギスカン、ラーメン、スープカレー、いももち、とうきび、豚丼、魚介類…(^p^)
>>59670243
>>59670440
>彼が魚を食べなかった事から、ちまきを彼が身を投げた(自殺)川に投げ入れました。
ここだけ違う
*魚が彼の遺体を食べないように、ちまきを彼が身を投げた(自殺)川に投げ入れました。
>>59670555
おはようございます
I should try hellotalk myself, I wonder if girls would get scared.
>>59670661
もうございましたよ
>>59670555
仕事してください
>>59670597
>カツ丼と同じ
そうでしたか
飯テロはやまぇや!!
I will take a piss right now
>>59670714
今日は土曜日です。
>>59670743
頑張ってください。
ご健闘を祈っています。
>>59670765
ボランティア活動してください
>>59670675
Don't use fish picture or you can't get reply from girls
>>59670743
補水も忘れないでください
>>59670792
結構です
>>59670798
I will use a pic of me of me with the Eiffel tower in the background because I'm おしゃれなフランス人 of course.
Is this too much a day
Good morning everyone
>>59670955
仕事してください
>>59670881
You should emphasize that you are Parisian not just French
>>59670582
I've been talking to a girl there for 5 months.
What do you guys look like?
>>59670863
>補水
なにそれ
辞書でも見つけられない
ところで上の問題について完璧で成功してしまった
>>59670955
Good morning.
>>59671005
You are right.
>>59670955
good morning singleone.
>>59671042
>What do you guys look like?
I don't understand
>>59671072
Use your eifel tower as a profile picture
The girls are bound to dig it
R
A
T
E
>>59670993
休みだよw
>>59670955
おはようございました
>>59670993
貴方が仕事をしろ
>>59671044
体の水分を足すことだと思う。
何かの勘違いで勝手にでっち上げた言葉なのかも
日本人に聞こう
>>59671044
>補水
体に必要な水分を補給すること
>>59671124
7/10
ちょっとかわいい
ok i got my ben and jerries ice cream
>>59671124
The girl in the pic: 6.5
you: 0
>>59670901
Not enough. Git gud nao.
>>59671121
I want his baguette……
>>59671146
ボランティアリングしてください
>>59671155
仕事ください
what's a good japanese tv series? doesn't really matter if it's a comedy or drama
>>59671121
I actually go to Paris tomorrow.
>>59671241
hanzawa naoki
年取ったら洋服やめて着物にしよう
>>59671241
僕のピコ
>>59671155
>>59671161
なるほど,教えてくれてありがとう
なんとなく漫画で出ない単語を全然知らないだろう
>>59671241
Gamecenter CX
Gaki no tsukai
>>59671244
Is that an euphemism for masturbation? I was talking about your dick...
>>59671285
足袋も履くべき
>>59671239
俺でよければ雇ってやりましょうか
仕事の内容は嫌がるかもしれないけど・・・
>>59671333
kek I didn't even realize, I'm a bit drunk.
>>59671241
this:>>59671302
freeter ie wo kau
ikebukuro west gate park
gto
there are tons
>>59671206
are you the german faggot?
>>59671244
hope you die on a new ISIS attack
>>59671244
Paris
Marseille
Which city is better to visit?
>>59671377
me too hehe
Ma baguette est long et dur.
>>59671400
both are filled with dirty arabs
>>59671377
How long is your baguette
>>59671244
いいなー!ボンボヤージュ!
>>59671387
If I was a faggot my vote would be even worse for you...
You better hope that I'm straight
>>59671339
着物を着るってことは自動的に足袋もワンセット
暑い日は素足に下駄だけど
>>59671375
>俺でよければ雇ってやりましょうか
>仕事の内容は嫌がるかもしれないけど・・・
ぺぺは僕に任せろ
いつ始めればいいのか
Can I come hang out with some Japanese friends, or do you guys hate filthy gaijin American imperialists?
>>59671446
いいよ
研いだばかりの鋭~い包丁持っているよ
>>59671387
Before he die, you will die because of AIDS
>>59671557
He'd actually need to fuck to get AIDS, suicide is more realistic for him
>>59671513
I don't hate foreigner at all or even love to talk to them
But I hate fatty
>>59671400
Paris + Versailles.
>>59671461
大きい
>>59671463
メルシー
>>59671515
are you シンザト容疑者?
>>59671504
え?
着物にジョーダンを履くとは普通だったと思ったよ
>>59671639
>大きい
どのぐらい
>>59671639
日本人観光客ナンパできるといいね!!
you guys are GAY!!!
夏の間は部屋で甚平着てコンビニ行くくらいまではやるけど着物着て電車乗ったら結構目立つだろうね
I'm heading tokyo now
>>59671685
>>59671646
No. 通りすがりの料理好きどす
硬くて長いフランスパンと言えば真っ白でクリーミなカマンベールだね。
>>59671723
着物を忘れるなよ
>>59671704
高校の時コンビニでバイトしてたけど夏甚平きてるのはおじはんばっかだった!
>>59671661
なぜ気になる
When to use でかい and
大きい?
Are they used in the exact same way?
でかいおっぱい
Or
大きいおっぱい
Which is better?
>>59671749
電車の中着物着てる人誰もいない
たまに金持ちそうなババアが着物きてるよ。着物を着=Rich みたいなところある
>>59670714
>やまぇや→
やべぇや(cool or danger )? or やめぇや(stop it)?
かなちゃんに日本に来たくなる呪いをかけてやる
なんてね、またねﾉｼ
>>59671780
でかい = ai shinozaki
大きい = takahiro
>>59671730
>my penis
Das ist sehr preisweiz
>>59671811
Uh
Where would Hitomi Tanaka go there
>>59671807
ごめんw。やめぇやって言ったかった
プレッシャーしないでくれぇ
>>59671798
京都だけど普通に見るわ〜
婆ちゃんだけじゃなくてたまに30代くらいの人もいる
>>59671704
>I guess you would stand out if you got on a train who wear kimono.
Yeah, but many people get on a train who wear kimono when there's a display of fireworks in summer, you know.
>>59671864
でかい
>>59671769
チンコは趣味なんだ
そういえば君のチンコの状況を教えてくれないか?
>>59671847
>preisweiz
Tschuldige, aber ich bin mir nicht ganz sicher was du meinst. Solange es um Penise geht muss es aber eigentlich was gutes sein.
>>59671673
ボンジュー マドモワゼル
貴方の部屋まで行く近道を教えて頂けますか?
フランス人のナンパってどんなのか、興味ある
>>59671789
plz (´・ω・｀)
>>59671941
>チンコの状況
いつも通り元気がない
>>59671952
>ボンジュー マドモワゼル
>貴方の部屋まで行く近道を教えて頂けますか?
これはいけないだろw
>>59671952
マレ地区にて
ボンジュームッシュ
あなたの部屋に行く近道を教えていただけませんか ってのもあり
>>59671990
つ精力剤
>>59672007
後から彼氏が来て殴られるパターン
>>59671990
ご愁傷様でございます
その問題はいつか僕がの力になるかもしれない
>>59670440
>>59670601
Thank /int/ のともだち
Can you help with another text, please? This is the last one, I swear.
The rice dumpling is closely related to the chinese Duanwu festival. Duanwu is celebrated on the fifth day of the fifth month in the chinese lunar calendar. It is one of the four major chinese festivals because it encourages family members to gather.On that day, people will offer prayers and food to their ancestors. Other than that, people also celebrate the festival by eating rice dumplings and having dragon boat rowing competitions. This is inspired by the story of the villagers racing boats to save him. The children will play a game of balancing eggs.
And how I to say things like Chinese Malaysian or Afro-American in Japanese?
>>59671891
お金持ちっぽいひとだけじゃない?
>>59671981
>(´･ω･`)
おい
お前と一緒にすんな
bagutte avec du calmar.
>>59672068
まだ若いのに悲しいことだよ
>>59672089
いやあ……
