http://www.eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213563
Post your favorite song from this years contenders so far.
>>59148241
any working streams that aren't the official one?
https://youtu.be/_B-X7ox8LBg
>>59148544
if you can deal with danish commentary you can watch it on
https://www.dr.dk/tv/live/dr1
I'm so hyped right now. Get ready for thread spamming
>>59148241
Why do you do this to us?
You're the one who's making me strong
Like the melody of my song
>>59148690
i would have prefered an english one but anyone is fine, thanks
aww
>Kanalen kan ikke afspilles
>Befinder du dig udenfor Danmark eller sidder på en computer med udenlandsk ip-adresse, kan problemet skyldes, at vi desværre ikke har rettighederne til at vise kanalen i udlandet. Problemet kan også skyldes, at vi ikke har rettighederne til at vise den nuværende udsendelse på DR TV.
no good
any other stream?
>>59149221
http://tv.bnt.bg/bntworld/
try this, its in Bulgarian tho
>>59149221
Haven't found yet.
It's starting now? Hm... Our singer anyway sucks.
>>59149221
wait until it's 9pm .. The blocking shifts with every program.
>>59149221
Try find one here: www.stream2watch (Dot) co/live-now/live-tv
It's bbc four in the britain category
>>59149392
this one works, thanks
>>59149597
right but i got this >>59149647
>>59149647
gonna try it thanks
LOL I watched the shuffle away all the gypsies from the eurovision party in Stockholm. There are signs saying "no can collecting" everywhere
>>59149818
Why do you guys invest so much time and effort on this passive-homossexual contest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRR3ppOqBzw
>hi hello we require you install a spyware malware botnet bloatware chrome addon so you can watch our stream :DDDDDDDD
im legit mad right now, would kill a man if I could get away with it, is there no decent stream you can just watch in peace without anyone trying to run fishy java scripts in the background of your browser or requiring you to compromise your entire computer things????
IS THERE A YOUTUBE LINK?
>>59149948
We will prove to the world that Sweden is a center of culture.
They got an 80-year old bibby on the Swedish stream who's like "why do these performers always jump around so much? chill the fuck out"
watching Steve Backshall now
i wonder if it's the right BBC or i clicked the wrong stream
>>59149990
What will the quality of this stream be?
Dutch live stream is capped to 342p because it scares advertisers.
>>59150009
You don't have to install the octoshape plugin. The stream will still run without
>>59150085
>center of culture
>producing songs in english
you're not contibuting to the swedish culture,just the anglophone one.
>>59150229
We've won like 4 times with swedish lyrics, which is 4 times more than anyone won with your joke of a language. Please improve your banter.
MODS: sticky this in advance plz thx
>>59150187
Would guess 720p.
>>59150147
BBC Four is showing Insect Worlds right now.
>>59150229
Portgual, why the fuck are you not competing?
Got any snacks loaded up?
>It begins
>>59150479
Cara Pils, crackers and dry sausages
DOUWE MOTHERFUCKING BOB
Hell yes, this is my favorite time of the year.
>it's on BBC4
Man this is just grim, at least BBC3 was aimed at teens and NEETs. This is supposed to be their serious grown up channel.
Why not just bung it on BBC2?
>>59150229
swedes produce anglos most popular hits
>>59150295
>joke of a language
I'm sorry,but this language is one of the best structured languages in the world,how can you fucking diss my language?how many people speak your language?6 million fucking betas and their 3 million niggers in their country...
You only win because of your scandinavian neighbours,we only have spain...
Fuck off gaylord.
>>59150449
We got tired of it.Next year we're going to send an english song for the first time ever I think...
OUR GURL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cpu5TDy7sY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPx8yXxFSsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRR3ppOqBzw
Youtube stream for people who don't want a botnet.
Doesn't work for American'ts tho apparently
>>59150586
Sup bro, which heritage are you supporting? Or do you just want to see us humiliate ourselves?
>>59150562
Wtf
>>59150384
S-seems l-like it's just you and me in there :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
I'm so ashamed of us.
Tihs is not cringey funny bad, this is just bad
I see nul points in our future
>>59150577
Dubs confirm
>>59150651
that's shit.
>no telly and shitty internet
well, i won't shitpost with you this year
>>59150715
gone but not forgotten
>/int/ bump limit is 300 posts
good god what a shitty cuck shed board
sticky when?
Man, what the hell is happening in Sweden?
FRIENDLY MINUTELY REMINDER THAT EUROVISION IS A CONSPIRACY TO INSTALL BLOATWARE BOTNET BROWSER EXTENSIONS AND RUN FISHY JAVA SCRIPTS IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR BROWSER DONT FALL FOR IT REEEEEEEEEE
>>59150715
I wasn't here for the last year's eurovision,how was the shitpost?did portugal get alot of shitpost?
>>59149221
>he can't watch danish tv
Lucky you
>>59150687
Me too :3
>>59150715
b-but we need your accompany nigel!
>>59150757
No sticky for the semi finals.
it's fine though, just wait until we're on page 8-9 before making a new thread. Works for /brit/ (usually)
And when you sing, yes, I also sing
When you jump, me too
And when you fly, yes, I also flight
If you jump, me too
>>59148544
>>59148934
Yeah I want Graham Norton
If you get a British proxy can you watch a livestream on the BBC website?
>>59150702
It's our duty every year to send acts that will never get as far as even the top 15.
>>59150609
BBC2 no doubt has fucking baldy egghead Gregg Wallace or the Hairy Bikers or whatever on.
>>59150782
>>59150763
>>59150687
huh? i'm there too
>>59150762
this
>>59150757
>sticky when?
What about no, my tablet barely managed to load 5k of your shitposts last year.
>>59150763
wazzup
>>59150760
Top cuck
IRA LOSCO
R
A
L
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S
C
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>>59150752
i appreciate it
good semi, everyone !
>>59150808
Fucking Americans trying to pretend nobody's watching European decadence.
>>59150085
>culture
>>59150702
I still remember one year way back when Eurovision threads were allowed on /sp/ and England was in last place for some time while the points were given. The bants was off the charts.
>>59150804
>Bake Off: Creme de la Creme
>Old School with the Hairy Bikers
>Jools Holland
wow
Post drinks lads, hope your angusses are peppered
>>59150687
>>59150663
It worked last year just fine. :(
>tfw this my third Eurovision on /int/
>>59150839
Seriously, this kid is the gayest motherfucking thing I've ever seen, and I once saw a guy suck a cock
is this insect porn the right bbc 4 or am I on the wrong one
also
pls tell me haram norton will do it
>>59150645
maximum fucking comfy bro
>>59150664
i dont really have a stake in the contest, i just wanna see some hot euro womenz, nice songs, and shitpost a bunch
>>59150687
I joined
Who is in tonight's semi final?
>>59150904
Maybe try a proxy or something?
>>59150914
no, you're in the right place.
Need to go up 5:15 tomorrow - can't watch the cuckfest with /int/ ;__;
fuck my life
>>59148241
>portugal's not participating on my first eurovision shitposting
fuck....
>>59150955
http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/semi-final-1
>>59150876
Well shit me.
>>59150955
>>59150882
Only the best for eurosong night
>>59150911
Same for me. Eurovision is best when you can rant, rip the shit into acts and cry jury rigging with anons.
>no graham comments in the semis
Why live
>>59150904
Just watch via public-telivision
Oh wait, you only have commercial ones.
That shows ads during shows.
>>59150955
>>59150904
use zenmate,and choose the german proxy
Greek song is about pro-immigration. I hope they don't qualify. Cyprus ftw though.
>>59150955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest_2016#Semi-final_1
Finland
Greece
Moldova
Hungary
Croatia
Netherlands
Armenia
San Marino
Russia
Czech Republic
Cyprus
Austria
Estonia
Azerbaijan
Montenegro
Iceland
Bosnia
Malta
>>59150995
Romania was kicked out because of denbts and I have no issue.
(Granted, there's also Moldova innit.)
>>59150990
I'm staying up to 10 AM. Pepsi up.
>>59150882
>opting for the worst possible hefeweizen out there
norway pls
>>59150566
>Cara Pils
What the fuck man, at least get something decent.
I AM SO EXCITED WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!
Like half of the contestatns took part in The Voice
>>59150990
I need too, but I still here.
>>59151045
>norcucks
RIP in piss Sir Terry Wogan. First Eurovision since he died.
Graham Norton's not bad, but he's not as based as you.
>>59150914
Yep, Insect World is on the right channel, BBC4
Any streams in Spanish or English that work in the US?
>>59149551
>>59149719
What are you, faggots?
Go back to fapping to Anzu you homos in denial
>>59151050
>Utopian land by Greece
really now
I've only heard Croatia, UK and Germany's songs. Which country is expected to do best lads? I've been hearing a bit about Hungary's act.
http://www.npo.nl/live
here's a Dutch stream if anyone cares
>>59151033
Kek
I miss /sp/
Biggest happening yearly on int and this is not a sticky yet?
>being broadcast in America
CULTURAL DOMINATION!!!
>>59151033
Snyggt jobbat
>>59151097
Blew my Eurovision budget on the sausages desu
>>59151023
Did your muslim mayor ban alcohol already?
Please give English stream for region locked senpaitachi :(
>>59151155
neat
>>59151131
I've just heard croatia cuz me country so this year i'm gonna be surprised all the time
>>59151155
GOD DAMN IT PK
>>59151020
Is our faggot this year actually this good? Haven't heard any song from this year because I don't give a fuck
>>59151155
sup france
Remember to do sweden yes in ctrl f after every maxed thread.
Shit's gonna be gud.
I'm hype for Croatia
>>59151155
>>59151068
>Austria
>Language - French
>>59151212
YES
who the fuck let aussies back in, get the fuck out ya cunts.
>>59151155
our glorious flag...
Eurovision aka International shitposting week is literally my favourite time of the year
>>59151155
Sup France
>>59151200
Don't blow your load too soon. There will be plenty of opportunities.
>>59151200
Sweden aaa
>>59151050
Oh shit we're first. I can go to sleep early
>>59151252
mine too
are we doing tinychat again?
it begins
YOUTUBE STREAM IS LIVE
IT BEGINS. T-MINUS 1 MINUTE
never forget
>>59151285
haha aa
>>59151285
hehe aa
HAPPENING
LOVE GLOBE THIS IS THE LOVE GLOBE
IT`S STARTING
>>59151212
Won't qualify senpai.
10 SECONDS
IT STARTED
HERE WE GOOOO
WE STICKY
IT STARTS
I fucking hate this fucking show
i wish we were in it.
LET'S GO EUROVISION THE GOATEST GOAT
>>59150882
STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
TINYCHAT AGAIN??
IT BEGINS
>>59151321
I honestly liked the song. The thing that pissed me off about Conchita winning was the pity votes from people who thought she was genuinely trans.
Starting
>The thread is now a sticky.
>stream fucks up after 10 seconds
JUST
POSTAN IN A STOCKY
IT'S ON
INCOMING BANTS
>>59151342
Are you an idiot?Croatia will be top 5 in the final, mark my words.
MÅNS 'ONE-MAN HOLOCAUST' ZELMERLÖW
>>59151101
voice is ruining eurovision
>>59151193
predicted to win, I heard another song by the same guy I thought was the entry and it was much better
>>59151235
she went to a french school in austria
WE STICKY NAO
TOASTING IN STCKY
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
omg who is this damn kid
STICKY
Why is Sweden so cute?
BOIPUSSY
Based violins
THATS REALLY FUCKING GAY
BOICUNNY
>>59151431
OH YEAH
FLYING CHILDREN
>little kid isnt black or muslim
genuinely surprised
Im ready for the enrichment
AYO HOL UP
Stop looking into the camera Mans, it makes my leg twitch
fucking balloons how do they work
>>59151450
so progressive
so Sweden
HE'S A REAL LIVE HUMAN BEAN NOW
STICKY
Kid looks gay desu
Why is the kid white ffs?
They turned the stick figure into an actual kid! MAGIC TRANSFIGURATION CONFIRMED
this dudes nipples are rock hard piercing his shirt
Who is this faggot
Just remembered Terry Wogan's dead
>>59151504
WHAT THE FUCK RARE
grab your free blonde loli now
>>59151504
Nice
>the children are all white
SWEDEN NO
>>59151504
How did you steal my flag!
all white bblue eyed blondes eurovision confirmed swerve lords.
This lil kid is lamer tho
This song was terrible last year and hasn't improved.
>>59151504
ayy lmao
Why does that little boy have a mic?
HELP ME LADS
HOW DO I VOTE IN SPAIN????
>3 posts a second incomming
did we sing yet
>>59151480
>gets literally blown off and disappeared into the darkness
I'd say it fits quite perfectly
>>59151480
Expressen and Aftonbladet is in rage.
Anders Lindberg will write a text about "racist" SVT
>Måns "Lobotomize the fags" Zelmerlöw
ALL THIS ARYAN CUNNY
We have upgraded from a shadow kid to a fleet of young Swedish white kids.
SWEDEN
YES
>>59151456
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178509
Obligatory poll
>>59151488
Hey, hi!
!WHITE ALERT!
This is the most racist thing I've ever seen
>sweden
>all the kids are white
SWEDEN NO
PROBLEMATIC
WE STICKY NOW, BOYS
children
children everywhere
>>59151517
he's swedish after all
>>59151530
mans or the kid?
>Not a single non-white
Måns 'Zyklon-B' Zelmerlöw does it again
>>59151504
nice
preparing children for muslims
boy
Eurovision 2016: Neverland Ranch Edition
The only thing worse than one child singing is fucking fifty of them.
shit kids
shit song
the choir sounds actually alright
well I'm gonna play LoL or watch a movie or something
have fun you nonces
Cute boy, can't wait for him to get enriched
>>59151566
You are already disqualified
looks like pioniri from yugoslavia hehehe
>>59151504
>Antartica
WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACKS
RACISTS
EXPECTED BETTER OF YOU SWEDEEN
>whites only
>>59151504
fuck off back to your shitty ice station
>>59151520
SWEDEN IS RACIST
BOYCOTT EUROVISION
>>59151595
God bless Måns
>have an entire year to fix his shit
>song is still terrible
ayy
Oy vey it's like another hitler jugend
needs more diversity
>WHITES ONLY
OHOHOHO.
Måns "SWEDEN NO" Zelmerlöw
>all the kids are blonde and blue eyed
holy fuck who let this happen
based Måns
Did the put together all white kids from all over the country?
Alright lads, Last year you tried to fuck me in the arse.
This year, I and ONLY ME, am the ONLY one who posts strawpolls.
Nobody else is allowed to.
This has been a PSA.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178531
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178531
http://www.strawpoll.me/10178531
>>59151652
me on the left
>>59151652
girl on the right is clearly black
Don't even know what song we have this year
>>59151652
>dat black girl on the right
lol
>>59151673
>ALREADY A TRAP >ALREADY A TRAP
>ALREADY A TRAP
>ALREADY A TRAP
>ALREADY A TRAP
>ALREADY A TRAP
>ALREADY A TRAP
FINLAND SONG SUCKS
>>59151504
fuck off pierre
>>59151652
>That one black girl
Måns is known for his racist and homophobic remarks in the past
The Illuminati then made him a prominent figure in the most degenerate competition of all time - The Eurovision. The lyrics to his text is a preparation for the NWO
>Expecting anyone other than white people to perform with Mans
Come on now
Stickypost
>all the white people in sweden on stage
holy shit
Who else hates white people here?
