it's not getting cold edition
EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET IS EITHER A PEDOPHILE OR A CLOSET-PEDOPHILE.
PLEASE STOP DENYING IT.
YOU LIKE HAVING SEX WITH LITTLE CHILDREN, AND I LIKE HAVE SEX WITH LITTLE CHILDREN.
JUST ADMIT IT PLEASE.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES!!!
>>59143314
It's already fucking 12:12
I didnt notice
fuck I need to sleep and be a hardworking laborer tomorrow
>>59143254
Japan is probably the most famous country in here. Weebs, cosplays, hentai gaming, and the percentage of Japanese speakers in this country is rising particularly in Davao and Cebu.
>>59143314
how do i get a cute asean gf/bf to hug/pet?
>>59143403
No!
You know why?
Because i'm not a pedophile, baka!
>>59143480
THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING
YOU'RE STILL LYING TO YOURSELF
YOU'VE LIED TO YOURSELF SO MUCH THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE NOT A PEDOPHILE
BUT YOU ARE
GO SEARCH FOR PICTURES OF CUTE LITTLE GIRLS AND ANIME LOLIS ON GOOGLE
IF YOU DON'T GET TURNED ON, I WILL KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY THEN KILL MYSELF
>>59143403
Reason has no place in this planet. Being sexually attracted children just happened to be one of the millions of preferences that "just happened" to get naturally selected.
>>59143478
By attempting to get Ukraine back as Poland's rightful clay.
So basically, impossible.
If dubs, Blake's babby will be the Antichrist
Post your local casual documentaries, preferably in English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zztmj2H_bhA>>59143317
>>59143317
You need to get Malaysian citizenship first. The pay for a firefighter is low 2bh
>>59143480
grill detected
>>59143569
WELL, WHO FUCKING WOULDN'T?!
THE ONES WHO WOULDN'T ARE PROBABLY EMOTIONLESS OR STERILE.
BUT TO ACTUALLY RAPE A LITTLE KID IS JUST FUCKED UP.
THAT'S HOW YOU DETERMINE A NON-PEDOPHILE, YOU JACKASS.
She's literally now just using her dead husband to gain more supporters. It's fucking embarrassing.
>>59143456
I cant believe Davao and Cebu are more perverted than us living in Imperial Manila
>>59143245
you're dealing with the emotional, 85 average IQ, gullible general population in here.
>did literally nothing in his entire political career
>housewife mummy died
>became a president
>"""""daddy""""" died
>no political experience at all
>decides to run as a senator to redeem her dead """""daddy's""""" """""legacy"""""
>proceeds to top the senatorial elections with 20m votes.
>>59143722
No a basher did that for her
Idiot
Marcostrash PlanC (dutdut meme strategy) are failing
Kek all those desperate memes
what are some good soundtracks you guys listen to?
pic very related
>>59143456
In here, Philippines is famous for banana, halohalo and mango until Today. From now on, everyone will imagine dutdut when they hear a word Philippines.
>>59143695
>1:00
Why is that girl not wearing a hijab?
>>59143828
>halo halo
Where did Nips get this? filipino stores? jolibee?
>>59143710
NOT REALLY
WHAT IF THE LITTLE GIRL WANTS IT AS WELL?
THEN IT'S NOT FUCKED UP
I LIKE QT UNDERAGED LOLIS, AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ONE, AND I'M PROUD
>>59143785
If anything flips are savy they know voting for her can counter
the humiliation Marcos can bring.
>>59143863
Because this is not Saudi Arabia or Iran
>>59143828
Thats embarrassing
>Sotto is still on the Senate
Looks like the #AlDub nation is not to be trifled with for generations to come. It's a greater force than both INC and El Shaddai combined
>>59143702
Flip-chan?!
Please, i beg you to not call in Brit-chan!
He's been really creepy lately!
Everytime i talk to him, he keeps asking pictures of me!
Every single time...
>>59143909
We can get it from pinoy stall or convenience store called mini stop.
Will Duterte lower the age of consent to 12?
>Fatalpulse
Nice thread!
>>59143917
WELL, YOU TEACH HER THAT UNDERAGE SEX IS NOT HEALTHY.
PROBLEM SOLVED, NOW SHUT UP.
>>59143403
>>59143828
don't forget nata de coco
>>59142762
anong nangyari sa legs mo?
>>59144048
>iloilo halohalo
kek
Tell me it's content. Is there cocunuts jam, kahong, ube and gulaman mixed there?
>>59144017
Only you and me here, darling.
INCEST IS THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>59143828
Nice, when are you going to lift visas for flips?
Has Duterte talked much about Federalism lately?
That and disciplining the Philippines is what made me interested in him
>tfw I hate my sister
>>59144180
come to thing of it, philippino food can be say pretty popular in here or is it just we consider philippines as a famous contry?
>>59144203
dakog paa, pero gamay og bilat fresh pa.
>>59144356
i can give her a better live if u want
>>59144324
I want to discipline (You)
;3
>>59144356
>tfw accidentally promised a gift for my sister's bday
asked me if I had a gift for her bday, I had no choice ;__;
What does /asean/ think of Leni's daughter Tricia Robredo?
>>59144438
Duterte will remove ERP LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
roll for quits
>>59144412
dili pwede bisaya diri DONG
pag tinagalog dha makaulaw pud ni siya uy
>59144463
go away tbhwy
>>59144426
She's a 23 years old normie who has a boyfriend, I doubt you'll like her
>>59144449
Bangable
>59144444
>>59144356
I know that feel, m8.
>tfw you hate each other now and never got along for years
I miss the old times when i was about 5 years old...
>>59144356
You should make up with your sister, anon. It's still not too late.
I used to hate my little sister, because she was annoying as fuck. But our relationship is more closer now. We went date together every while.
>>59144449
No
>>59144412
imong bilat baho isda
>>59144273
You can get pinoy style halohalo only at stall which your friends've been running.
General flavours in here are mango and lemonade. you can also put in some fruits.
>>59144508
implying she won't suck my dick for eu citzienship
if not her maybe you?
>>59144514
so like, 3 years ago?
>>59144426
Poland, me love you long time.
>>59144412
>gamay og bilat
kana moy lami
TIGHT
>dakog paa
ay walay man nay lami
>>59144514
Ikr, life isn't anime, having a sister is actually annoying, especially if she's older than you
>>59144543
Sara is fucking disgusting. I'd rather fuck Veronica all day even if people call me a pedophile.
>>59144596
ay caramba
>>59144449
too nerdy
>>59144563
Sorry i don't want a christian GF/BF they are not loyal
>>59144291
Oh god, you're here!
Someone help!
>>59144518
You sick fuck
>>59144556
She may be a bit of degenerate but alhamdulillah she vowed that she won't fall to filthy sex tourist with arbitrary moral of the western world
"Kita ay iwawala, kun akoy mey kakawnan, lalabay ka."
>>59144549
ayaw pag saba kuya
>>59144674
rude
>>59144626
Show some respect to our princess
How is Du30 going to federalizes Philippines? Will the yellow majority congress approve, or will it be really difficult?
>>59144386
Coz Philippine is the most famous SEA country in japan, maybe
Maayaten ka
>>59144717
Date doesn't mean for lover, retard.
We just hang out together. I called date because it's same shit.
Date = boy and girl hang out together
>>59144737
how is that not true? my last wife was a leeching whore and mine kids are the same i gave them a house and pay it just becouse the judge wanted it
>>59144770
It will be difficult with Leni as VP and a bunch of other LP in the office.
>>59144449
YES DEFINITELY YES 9/10
>>59144774
What make famous there?
>>59144386
>>59144774
But why don't flips get AKB48 sister yet?
We already have it.
>>59144449
>that pent up expression on top right picture
She needs to have explosions or else she will lose it.
>>59144559
>so like, 3 years ago?
>implying
>>59144604
She treated me like i'm her personal butler when i was at elemetary school.
>tfw she really tries to wake you up at night to the point on slapping you just so she can ask me to get some water
Get it yourself, you lazy bum.
>>59144316
speak to him
/asean/, I have a confession to make:
I've never had sex before, I've never kissed a girl before other than my mom, and I've never had a girlfriend before. I'm a 22-year-old kissless virgin who has been single in my entire life.
What is the next best course of action for me?
>>59144889
In the past, we have a group called sexbomb here.
At hihiling sa mga bituin
Na minsan pa sana ako'y iyong mahalin
Hihiling kahit dumilim
Ang aking daan na tatahakin
Patungo sa iyo, patungo sa iyo
>>59144449
ayyyy
Gamay og oten ang poster ubos nako
>>59144889
Entertainment industry in the Philippines has not really matured yet. That's why we rely on other countries for entertainment such as Japan, America, and India.
>>59144938
We can become best friend.
I'm in the same boat but I'm 24. Also NEET.
>>59144938
get a job.
I have a wizard programmer officemate who proudly claimed he's saving his first time for marriage. We tried to become his wingman but to no avail.
>>59144840
>"do not vote for me unless you're going to vote for Cayetano as VP as well"
>Cayetano literally BTFO Bongbong Marcos during the debates
>Cayetano votes: 5 mil
>Bongbong: 13 mil
WHY
Most of these votes for Bongbong was voters who also voted for Duterte
>>59144386
Balut is popular in Japan?
>>59144985
>India
>>59144938
Do you have sister?
If yes, is she cute?
If yes, are you and her blood related?
If yes, DON'T JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER. GET HER ROUTE.
>>59144985
If only they weren't blocked during martial law
>>59145040
Cuz discipline
>>59145077
he must be talking of "3 Idiots"
>>59145026
Are you a homosexual?
>>59145030
>saving his first time for marriage
>his
I'm pretty sure he's gay, dude. A straight man wouldn't hesitate for sex. I know I wouldn't.
>>59145082
I wish I had a sister, but I'm an only-child.
>>59144985
And so do us.
>>59144938
You're in luck, we just voted a literal symbol of " kill yourself". Convenience is on your side.
>>59145040
Dutdutfags are just marcostrash sympathizers and apologist.
>>59144985
This
Tv shows here are just recycled telenovelas
>>59145120
Ask your parent to have a child again. This time ask them to have a daughter.
>>59145120
If you're cute, little boy with feminine body, we can suck each others dick.
>>59145120
Cripes sorry for the grammar there didn't see that/
I dunno man... he never really tried making advances to women for some reason.
>>59144866
>>59144889
We can see lots of flips, at least in cities and the 2nd generations sometime became celebrities like actors, soccer player and singers. you can find tons of half flip celebrities in here.
Ang akong pangandoy sa mga bito-on
Nga imo kong higugmaon usahay
Pangandoy na way klaro
Ang dalan na akong guinapili
Padung sa imoha, padung sa imoha
>>59144484
pag hilom dira kay kaila raba ko nimo
>>59145077
I'm implying about famous racist jokes on Indians by Filipinos.
>>59145205
Hey, JapAnon!
I've got a question to ask:
Does 2chan over in your country has a board the equivalent to /int/ or something similar?
I imagine it wouldn't because the site is japan only.
>>59144938
I'm 28 and ronery
Alam niyo ba kung bakit may mga taong bihirang mag seryoso? Sila kasi yung mga minsan ng nagmahal nang todo pero hindi minahal ng totoo.
>>59145205
Can I move there and then I can produce a 2nd generation kid with a qt japanese gf?
>>59145318
For a second there I thought I was on Facebook.
Ma'al da ka
>>59145298
maloloschang has one for some reason
why are sea girls so fat and ugly
please take them back, lads
>>59145101
Bongbong would literally do nothing for the people, and just pursue his own interests
>>59145298
we can raid them though,by posting something in english like We are from ......, Helllo..
and then harvest the pic they post
>>59145207
sumbagay? wa ko na hadlok nimo boy
>>59144866
i dunno about the reasons exactly. maybe we you guys are close friend to us.
Some little kids don't know the name of indonesia or cambodia, but they know philippines somehow.
>>59143403
>>59143569
>>59143710
>>59144091
My view of SEA as a hive of degeneracy is now solidified.
>>59145355
because everyone speaks english there either way
>>59145415
stupid ecchi
Usahay, nagadamgo ako
Nga ikaw ug ako nagkahigumaay
Nganong damguhon ko ikaw
Damguhon ko kanunay sa akong kamingaw
Usahay, nagamahay ako
Nganong nabuhi pa
Nianing kalibutan
Kay nganong gitiawtiawan
Ang guma ko kanimo
Kanimo, da.
>>59145415
Tfw I just finished browsing this thread
>>>/gif/8536384
>>59145205
How are Flips looked upon in Japan?
Generally positive or negative?
Am I the only one who actually feels superior for being a pedophile?
maraming kanong magingisda eh
>>59145298
It's not like /int/ but I could find some english boards and one indonesian board.
>>59145525
Are you a sex tourist?
>>59144889
AKB48 version here in the Philippines would probably consist of: hijab, transgender girl, trap, Ita, and half-bloods consisting of Chinese, Spanish, Japanese, and Indian/African descent girls.
>>59144980
wala koi oten. pag puyo dira oi.
>>59145558
Yeah. I do have a filipina girlfriend though. She's not underaged but she knows I'm a pedophile, and she's been helping me find little girls here who need money and would do anything to get some.
ako magkulang sa betchot ng isang flipussy!!!!1111!!11!
>>59145355
Maloloschan is a garbage shithole full of raging dutdutfags
>>59145525
>>59145473
I supported for anti-pedophillia, leafman.
Now go back to work with your chink boss while chugging on maple syrup.
>>59145444
I don't think anyone would want to do that unless they're really that dedicated to shitposting raids that they use a proxy and can read moon.
It's basically virtually impossible for that to actually happen because less than half of the people on this board can speak moon.
Dili tanan laki gwapo
Dili tanan gwapo laki
Dunay uban ilang dugo berde
Macho tan-awn nya uyab lalaki
>Live smack dab in the middle of Rama Territory
>Fucking Rama Drama in full force
>"I won't leave my office until a recount hurr durr LP is satan"
Pisting Yawa.
>59145380
>foreigner
>in charge of knowing foreign politicians
I don't even like bbm but your consistency about hating bbm and liking duterte is gruesome.
>>59145560
>wala koi oten
gipaputol na nimo imong oten teh?
pila imo bayad sa surgery?
>>59145600
how many :DD?
http://maloloschan.com/b/res/370.html
>>59145600
Ali is that you?
>>59145647
Please don't remind me of my shitty life.
pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
>>59145510
some people think they are close asian friend and some think they are fucking poor fobs.
>>59145525
When will you gonna move out in this country?
I bet the NBI are now tracking your IP and you will be the first casualty of President Duterte.
>>59145614
lewd
>>59145550
>some english speaking boards and an indonesian board
Wait, you're serious?!
In freaking 2chan of all places?
I bet half of them are using proxies to get access to 2chan in the first place.
>>59145600
fugging secx dourists, calling da NBI >:DDD
>>59145669
How many what?
>>59145679
no
>>59145711
We've been doing this for a pretty long time and we haven't been caught yet. The NBI can't do shit.
>>59145711
who cares about your president? you can literally do everything u want with 1000$ dollars in your cunt :DD
>>59145072
We eat it with wasabi
>>59145670
that site is so ded
>>59145736
bumwelta kaya ako ay maaaring fuck ang iyong kaibig-ibig puki!
>>59145755
of course your little friends
>>59145755
You do know your """""gf""""" is going to blackmail you with this to get a greencard right?
>>59145657
There's no conistency between Duterte and BBM other than that lot's of Dutertefags are Marcos sympathizers
BBM is almost the antithesis of Duterte
dili ta uyab
walay ikaw ug ako
apan kong magselos ko
ayaw pag buot
sige nalang ta ani'g
ha-ha-ha katawa
ha-ha-ha-hasula
>>59145770
Not if you earn 5$ a day
>>59145816
cute
>>59145872
what does hasula mean?
>>59145865
Don't worry I'm planning on murdering her once I get bored of this country.
>>59145818
I don't know it's not like I keep count of them.
>>59145755
Not in term of Pres. Duterte.
Soon /asean/ will have less flip posting here.
Excluding me.
>>59145913
you are shit to the community at least book them ffs
>OPM is flooded with shit
>no more flip songs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yII-QHxkn0E
What the fuck happened? Actor-Singers are cancer
>>59145913
You do know western governments try to track down their own citizens who do that right?
goodnight lad
few more weeks and im free from being a wagecuck
>>59145737
proxy is meaningless in 2ch in the first place.
pricisely speaking, I would say indonesian one is just for indonesian learners and fans.
>>59145906
it just means hassle basically
>>59145696
What about malaysia?
>>59145755
Don't respond to this shitposting Flip pretending to be sex tourist
This is the last (You) he will get today
>>59145906
Hasula = good and humble person
>>59145906
basically "stressful"
>>59145980
is there any board in 2chan or 2ch that i can actually communicate with real Japanese in English?
>>59143828
I remember when I went to some store near a shrine there, some real friendly old guy ask me where I was from and commented that he gets his bananas from the Philippines.
Made me smile.
>tfw no flip gf whose small mouth can barely take my white penis
>>59146041
>>59146050
>famous becouse of bananas
>proud
whew asians sure a minimalistic
Dahil mahal kita…
Lahat gagawin ko…
Lahat kakayanin…
Lahat titiisin ko…
Wala eh, mahal kita. At makikita mo na hangang dulo ipaglalaban kita. Mahal kita…bawat segundo…oras…araw…taon…buong buhay ko mamahalin kita.
>>59144017
Please post some pics of yourself or you are a bot
>>59146064
>white
>big benis
kek
>cucked by the BBC
I would say PKI just made us, chinese, look worse.
Genocide PKI from its roots.
>>59146041
ttp://yomogi.2ch.net/english/
雑談しようよ!!!!!!!! Part 33
ask them anything you want
>>59146123
No!
Go away and s-stop being a creep, for god sakes!
>>59146068
hook me pls
i want migrate from cancerous 4chan soon
>>59146064
You mean those 9/10 or 10/10 knowledgeable and petite flat-chested qts right?
>>59144938
No waifu no laifu.
i'm the one who kidnapped her kek
she's dead
>>59146216
I don't know how 2ch works. Just typed "English" on the search bar. Still it is a headache to navigate through the place without any understanding of Japanese.
>>59145991
We have a image of rich and advanced country in SEA.
>>59146110
Shut up cuck.
>>59146194
Can Japs' riajuu handle the bantz?
>>59146345
>going to church
Don't worry, god will protect her.
>>59146362
and you learned that it is bullshit from here, pls spread the tale
>>59146194
>that fucking layout
Hooooly fuck it's like reddit's site layout but much worse.
>>59146096
minimalistic is better than nothing, mate
>>59146050
thank you for lots of reasonable bananas flip kun. Taiwanese bananas are too expensive for me, anyway.
>>59146451
Why?
>>59146451
>>59146345
My imagination is running wild.
>>59146345
I hope their familia voted for Duterte
>>59146518
Minimal is like nothing literally a useless nation that only produces vags and boipussys
>>59146316
> petite flat-chested qts
yeah man asean women are so little
>>59146474
same here, i cant find the catalog
if you succeed, pls share
>>59146518
that's not minimalistic, that's garbage.
>>59146451
what are you talking about
Malaysia is Truly Asia
>all my friends getting girlfriends
>tfw I don't really see the point of wasting time (and money) on bitches
>>59146206
More like yes!!!!
>>59146556
>>59146556
Answer this Pedophiles.
>>59146624
you need to pass genes to next generation anon
Thank you japan for this soap. Its scent is really nice.
>>59146474
B But it's confy for us, tbqh.
>>59146694
help!
where is catalog?
and why there is not a single english word there?
is dutdut an environmentalist?
>>59146665
Yeah I bet my father expects that shit from me too, which makes me feel bad.
Arranged marriages need to be a thing again.
>>59144543
Is she a lesbian?
>>59146833
dead criminals make good fertilizer
>Duterte purges criminals
>removes all brothels in Philippines
>sex tourism almost non-existant
>Bule is sad
>>59146862
Yeah, she is. That's why her dad support LGBT stuff.
>>59146624
if you get a religious girl while she's still young and innocent, treat her good through high school then get married young you'll be set and she'll stay loyal
>>59146833
He's gonna "clean" muslims, chinks and rapists who didn't let him go first so I guess he's a good environmentalist.
>>59146686
>Shinzui
>not pic related
It's you don't want to feel fresh the second you finish taking a shower.
>>59146657
We're basically a landmine for fruits and stuff.
>>59146797
>there is not a single english
coz it's 2ch
find the thread called 雑談しようよ!!!!!!!! Part 33 [無断転載禁止]©2ch.net. then, people on that thread will help you how to get it, MAYBE.
saved this from a thread not long ago
If dubs, Blake the Bule's babby will be the Antichrist
>>59146626
More like no!!
B-baka!!
>>59146998
what's this blake shit i keep hearing about
Bule Kontol wkwkwkwkwk
>>59146983
>>59147031
at least post something that doesnt look like shit
>>59146451
b but, we can't change our image so easily senpai. In the first place, it's true that malaysia is wealthy country, right?
>>59147094
they are much poorer than us kek
>>59147094
it is a dead end coutry without hope
>>59147039
The most handsome bule that bag Indon girls
>>59147028
You are right. I'm sorry. Please forgive me for all I had done to you. I don't want you to hate me ;___;
>>59146871
>sex tourism almost non-existant
nope, in Davao they make sure sex workers are safe and clean. He says it's public health issue not a crime, but pedophiles will get shot
>>59147094
they have oil so yes not to mention they are truly asia
>>59147061
Whoa there!
No ironic shitposting allowed!
>>59146959
>sombody screencapped my greentext
OOH YEAH
>>59147218
That's my greentext you fucking retard you stole that shit from me and posted it yourself.
>>59147172
It was a joke shitpost, mang
can gay people be pedos?
>>59147185
flip got oil?
>>59147172
>implying he'll police the provinces
>implying you don't have a breakaway sect of paedophile Muslims controlling your outlying areas
>>59147170
I-I don't know if i should forgive your not...
Alrihgt, fine! But just this once!
If this happens again, i'm leaving you alone...
Forever...
>>59147275
yeah.
Especially to shota
>>59147167
When will you fuck off or you don't even have money to buy a one way ticket?
>>59146194
Cool. I'm posting now. Is there an auto-update button there? So I won't have to hit refresh to update the posts.
