Remain edition
cara a shit
anime
Fuck the EU
>>59133302
fuck off you nonce bender
Are Seolhyun
xth for KIPPER
I bet Cameron wouldn't be attracted to any black holes...
(It's because he'd be too busy molesting lil piggies)
KEKKLES
>he orders a Korma
What's the point? Everyone is laughing at you
leelee
going to be shagging this THICC bird soon lads
>>59133407
mfw Sweden so irrelevant no one knows who their leader is
KUKS
>>59133271
fuck it
fuck it in the arse
yeaaaahh
>people giving weight in kg
JFs OUT NOW
katie x
>>59133450
>he eats paki shit
What's the point? Everyone is laughing at you
Told the gf to lose 5kg by the end of June and she already lost 4kg lads. I should have said 7 or 8.
>>59133462
>that acne
Jesus Christ, he must have terrible genetics
>>59133462
We put a welder as our leader. Marginally better than Venezuela.
>>59133498
should just go wash his face amarite
>>59133322
good la
>>59133302
Nathan got a skinhead and became a chav. Fucking hate the low/working class, ruining good trap potential with their disgusting culture.
>>59133518
Just stab it with a pin desu, i did that
>>59133518
>tfw handsome aryan with no acne
>but can't grow a solid beard
FUK
>>59133559
skinhead is the patrician cut of choice
>tfw 5'11
>Girls mirin me height on the reg
>Lanklets btfo
Like dick size, women can't visualise height. When they think of a 6'6 lad, what they're actually thinking of is me, not some beanstalk lanklet. ;)
me at 48:15
https://youtu.be/btzdX7pMjaA?t=2895
>>59133453
hnnnnnnnngh
>>59133453
fucking jealous fuck off you proto-yank
>>59133573
highly doubt it you lankey fuck
>tfw handsome arab with no acne
>can grow a solid beard
UK trade deficit biggest since 2008 in first quarter - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36256358
Thoughts?
>>59133576
>handsome aryan
>swedish
lol
>>59133534
fuck off nonce
>>59133453
>>59133610
Fuck off maplecuck
>>59133636
leave the EU desu
*opens thread*
Ahh yes, my ant farm is coming along nicely
*closes thread*
>>59133659
all me
>>59133534
Is that really a boy?
>>59133559
Nathan went skinhead because his dad saw the original video and made him cut off his hair so boys wouldnt comb him at school, true facts
Only UKIP can make Britain Great again
>>59133627
>Arab
>Handsome
Pick only one
>>59133689
Is that there new logo?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10175181/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10175181/
why is verdun filled with scrubs
>>59133689
>a fucking stick
>>59133610
looks pregnant
>>59133715
Yes. It's the hand of Britannia.
>>59133626
*hears some muffled squeaking*
*looks around*
*walks on*
*hears it again*
*looks on the sole of my shoe*
*its you, nattering away*
*scrapes you off on the kerb and walks on*
>>59133688
Good dad
Hope he killed the nonce that brushed his hair too
>>59133718
Neither
>>59133246
who made this image?
I'd love if it were on Facebook or something, normies need to understand that stupid cameron is stupid
>>59133689
someone weeding their garden?
very british lad, I like it
>australians
>>59133767
Rasheed
Is UKIP really making a new logo?
I can't find any news
Which answer in the referendum is remain lads? Yes or no? Don't even know the question
>>59133742
>The hand of Britannia, the personification of Britain for hundreds of years
>a fucking stick
FUCK OFF PAKI
>>59133784
haha yeah I'd love it if we were on facebook too
those stupid normies would get what's coming to them >:)
if you vote leave, YOU WILL DIE of a HEART ATTACK within 24 hours
source: BBC
always envy australians until summer starts here
>>59133815
That's why they made it Leave / Remain, for dullards like you
>>59133813
they want a rebrand to connect with younger voters
>>>/pol/73585050
Why are brits on pol so embarrassing?
>>59133784
I made it for the OP
>>59133751
His dad looks beta af, you can clearly tell by family photos that the mum wears the pants, him making Nathan cut his lush hair is all damage control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWkguz-5yI8
freaking normies man
>>59133862
why are brits on int so embarrsing?
>>59133855
I'll report you for bullying
>>59133897
Anyone who posts on 4chan is an embarrassment.
>>59133883
Who is this semen demon?
>>59133911
If you can figure out which button would send your report, go right ahead mate
>>59133453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqWVOY40oBw
aaaay my people
how are you on this fine shitposting day?
>>59133935
bit of an embarrassing post
>>59133689
Supporting the shariah doctrine of cutting off hands for theft?
Very progressive.
>>59122427
>math
FOY
>>59133883
can you post the picture of his dad?
payday this friday lads
*does a poo*
>>59133952
you have hurted my feelings
>>59133991
call the police
Is it true anglos dont understand astralians
>>59133863
fuck you
>>59134023
yes
>>59133858
Think UKIP needs a simple but fierce logo that isn't too Britain First-ish
>>59133689
Something about this I quite like desu
>>59134023
let me marry you
you far north snowmongol
>>59134023
they just don't GET us
>>59133862
Reminder that if we leave the horse outside the gates, the Greeks win.
me on the right
>>59134034
That's part of my design. It's the hand of Britannia. Just having an image of Britannia or a lion or whatever looks too "Britain first". I tried to take symbolism of Britannia but make it appealing to a wider audience
>mum acts nice sometimes, says I can tell her anything
>tell her how I'm feeling
>tell her that I don't see the point in working 40 hours a week at a job I hate
>tell her that I have to get up at 7am and I only get home at 7pm and having absolutely zero free time is making my life a misery
>tell her there's absolutely no point in working just so I can do what? Go out and get pissed on the weekends? go on a holiday once a year? I don't have any free time so I'd might as well not pursue any hobbies like vidya anymore.
>Tell her how ridiculous it is that we have to work all day every day so we can afford a few days of happiness a year
>"oh my god I can't believe you just fucking said that, *you* are just a strange, weird little bastard and I'm ashamed that you're my son. I'm fucking sick of you, you're going to end up being nothing I can tell, well you're not fucking living with me"
That escalated quickly, what the fuck is her problem? Why is she never happy with me? It's not like im not making a fucking effort to find jobs, I just don't want to be a miserable cunt doing some thing I hate everyday of my fucking life like her and every other fucker who works
>>59134066
*asks them what they don't like about trump*
Any good storytellers itt?
I'm trying to improve my storytelling skills and would appreciate some tips.
Bad storytellers need not respond.
just started raining
>>59134093
Maybe the fact that hes a racist cunt?
>>59134092
Bad lad
me on the right again
saying a culture is prone to certain "qualities" is only prejudice when applied to a single person
when it's applied to hundreds of thousands of people, it's statistics
>>59134153
t. paki
>>59134093
Rasheed DeShawn Jamal Ali Tyreese
>>59134092
she's a cunt mate
you're doing your best
are you the one with the brother in debt?
>>59134117
my only tip is to read more of what you'd like to write desu
>>59134172
alri hitler
>>59134117
- Learn to hook the audience with an interesting beginning of the story
- Build suspense without giving away too much too early
- Have a satisfying finale/punchline
>>59134117
I once killed polar ber with bear hands
At work lads
Got nothing but disdain for neets
>tfw you realise that the muslims actually control the jews controlling the world
feels good to be redpilled lads
Yet another shooting in Belfast. kek
>>59133936
Real life honey-senpai
>>59133972
The dad and his flock
>>59134172
You should take it to /pol/
Brits aren't allowed to discuss these sorts of topics.
Need a tune that people remember if they were born in 1995
>>59134092
>vidya
>hobby
MANCHILD
>>59134311
>tfw you realize total control of a small group is an illusion but what isn't is that people are fucking over other people for their interests and the more power those people have the harder they fuck
feels good to be gold pilled la
>>59134229
I don't really read much, but I meant storytelling in real life, like about something that happened earlier that week.
>>59134244
Good tips, thanks.
>>59134270
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>59133627
go back to your homeland
watched straight outta compton on the plane and nearly cried at the end x what am i like
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kDt9kfH.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>59134346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
>>59134270
I'd say they probably always have bear hands.
>>59134346
Don't Stop Moving-S Club 7
that was fucking lit in year 1
>>59134092
What do you need free time for then? Your video games?
She's pissed off because you clearly have a history of being lazy and complaining, and any time you're not out at work and making a life for yourself, you're mooching off of her and her home
>>59134346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsQZvsR_QI
Got hacked.
Think I'm going to use a GUI interface using visual basic to doxx the hacker on the dark web. Python.
>>59134377
You're wrong
t. Platinum pilled
>6 Dominos in the area
>not one delivers
>Describe a major personal achievement that has given you high satisfaction. What did you learn from this?
How would you answer this question?
>>59134390
Shit film
>>59134439
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VbXxyHRQbM
>>59134495
let me guess: you expected black thugs shouting "bix nood whitey" while shooting at each other the entire time?
>>59134494
had a wank
learnt that I like wanks
>>59134229
Nah lad, don't even have a brother desu
Am I doing the right thing though? I mean, by quitting my job and looking for something better? The job I have right now pays v. good (for my age) and has good prospects, but it's boring, the commute is HELL and one of the guys I work with is a Muslim and I have to listen to his Muslim prayer music all fucking day when it's just me and him. God I fucking hated that place.
I'm only 20 so I'm thinking of going back to college and getting part time job, feel like I've made a mistake though. Like if I can't find another job now I'm fucked.
>>59134494
"I made a poo and posted on /brit/ about it"
"I learnt that I enjoy poos"
>>59133246
Everybody in UK knows it was a stupid move of the Scotts to not leave UK.
For the same reasons it would be a stupid move for UK to not leave EU.
It's this simple.
We Europeans need UK. Not for it's money, but for it's common sense.
UK doesn't need the EU.
>>59134494
Cured cancer but forgot to write down the formula for the chemical I had postulated.
Always carry a pen.
feeling very ill lads, can I get a (You)
>>59134549
Find the new job first?
>59134568
sure thing
>>59134494
I was racist in Greggs and got called racist for it
I learnt how to get called racist in Greggs
>>59134568
Ov course you can, lad.
that depressing summer feeling really started to kick in this week
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/a-look-behind-halifaxs-recent-murders-reveals-citys-ugly-racist-history
>the victims of black-on-black drug-related shootings were literally murdered by all white people
ah excellent very impressive
>>59134440
>>59134440
>>59134440
Yes, video games because its one of my hobbies. You might enjoy going to the gym or putting furniture together or some shit because that's what "real men" do, but I like games so fuck you.
Make a life for my self? I'm never going to be able to afford a house, I'm ugly as fuck so I'm never going to get a gf, what fucking life should I be building then? Ah yes go to work all day to pay the bills, buy food and clothes. Very impressive.
@68
you shouldn't have gone outside, you could have prevented this.
>>59133450
Right? If a girl orders a korma it's ALMOST acceptable as long as she is middle class and shit if not...just fuck off
>>59134568
get better soon lad
I know the feel, in december I got flu, grim era. Mum came one day and brought soup and ice cream, I love mum.
>>59134651
>vice
people act like we're heading for a new dark age but the truth is we're already living in it
>>59134549
This >>59134583
you should honestly stay as long as you can and put money away for the difficult times. maybe try to get a formation from your boss to work in another section of the company doing something else
if that fails, i'd say to go for what you want to do
try to leave in good terms so that if shit comes to storm you have a door to knock at
>>59134664
grim, how old are you?
>>59134708
>>59134699
should really stick to investigative journalism instead of opinion pieces
>>59134664
>it's not my fault I can't afford a house
>it's not my fault I don't have a gf, I'm just ugly
>why would I spend my time doing something I don't enjoy just so I can actually improve myself?
Fucking child. If you're not actively doing anything to change your situation, you shouldn't be complaining about it - doing so just highlights what a whiny, entitled manchild you are
first things first rest in peace uncle Phil
>>59134117
Are you playing New World Of Darkness or Old World of Darkness storytelling games?
>>59134708
deep
i'm still not dead in a war so i think it's pretty okay
Why would he be happy about London getting KHAN'D?
>Knife attacker 'shouting Allahu akbar' seriously injures four at Munich train station
bit of a poor terrorism attempt
>>59134523
Errr no dickhead it's just obviously biased against a dead man who can't defend himself and just poorly constructed. I started listening to NWA in around 2003 when you must have been what 4 years old?
How do you feed her?
>>59134494
>Describe a major personal achievement that has given you high satisfaction
once got 20 (You)s on /brit/
>What did you learn from this?
I spend too much time here
>>59134799
I wonder which religion of peace was behind it
>>59134664
don't listen to that other cunt
i bet he's a neet
working a job you dislike is very shitty
>>59134784
Neither, why are you curious?
>>59134699
this desu vipa famalam. Vice has turned into a SJW propaganda site years ago and all their "articles" are a bunch of loaded bullshit.
>>59134789
most people in the dark ages didn't die in war either you fucktard
>>59134802
you really thought it was portraying eric as a villain?
>>59134838
Don't worry the media have already got all their excuses
Just a white Muslim convert, mentally ill, just trying to do it to discredit Islam etc.
>people act like we're heading for a new dark age but the truth is we're already living in it
>>59134870
>>59134774
honestly though my parents bought a house in Dublin together when they were like 22-23 or something
even if i had gf and both of us worked full time we wouldn't be able to afford that
too bloody right mate
>>59134895
Shitty forced meme
>>59134870
they also died in childbirthed or of sickness
or of a wound they go while working
or by getting khan'd and raided by bandits
ah yes
much better
>>59134774
t. has a Help2Buy ISA
>>59134710
>>59134583
Already quit lads
When my mum said she was ashamed of me I got angry and stormed off and sat on a bench in a park trying to calm down for over an hour. I guess I haven't officially quit yet, I've turned off my phones and I haven't checked my emails, my boss has probably been trying to call me but I'm too much of a pussy to deal with it. I'm just not going to turn up anymore.
>>59134714
20.
>>59134774
Fucking normies, they always act like its so easy. How the fuck do I change my position? I have improved myself, I've quit a job that i fucking hated so I can actually relax enjoy life.
>>59134931
>>59134947
No, I have a mortgage
>>59134940
>or by getting khan'd and raided by bandits
sounds like Europe in 2016
>>59134954
do you pay rent?
i bet you do
how long have you been working there?
want to start drinking again
been sober for five years
>>59134774
It's not easy to get a house nowadays you useless cretin
>>59134997
Is it true that the new head of the London Caliphate has decided to praise Allah on the buses as one of his first actions in office?
>>59134928
After doing that the only highly educated people in
Politics would be ones who are already rich
If you grew up working or lower middle class and worked hard to get a first from Oxford you'll probably just get some high paying job unrelated to politics
>>59134799
He was actually just on drugs and had mental issues. Wasn't even an immigrant either.
>Police chiefs have apologised after a 'suicide bomber' shouted 'Allahu Akbar' just before a fake terrorist attack at the Trafford Centre .
>>59135033
Literally did it within 4 months last year
>>59134954
What job would you like to have?
these days if you say you're english you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
>>59135031
If you quit there's probably a good reason for it lad. Try keep it in mind.
>>59135035
No the adverts were there before he got elected and would have been there even if the Jew got elected
>>59135063
let's see what you got for your money
>>59135052
Rasheed
>>59135035
This is what happens when you get all your news through 4chan.
>>59135034
>>59134962
>>59134895
>>59134739
my brads have come into bloom beautifully
>>59135035
yes. If you want to use public transport in London now you have to say Allah Ackbar
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Kek sadiq Khan has endorsed Hillary Clinton in an interview with the bbc
>>59135110
As if I'm gonna fall for that one
>Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>59134997
>muslims are bandits
let me slightly touch my hat until it inclines ever so gently
>>59135094
yeah, i ran out of money
>>59135159
well who else is he going to endorse when asked, Trump?
that being said I don't know why it's his place to endorse anyone
>>59135120
Ta m8
Getting my daily dose of Colbert lads
Lads, am I still a beta orbiter if I'm friends with a girl I don't want to shag? I just like her as a person.
>>59135212
Yeah my point is why the fuck is he endorsing anyone, we need good relations with whoever the next president is
http://news.sky.com/story/1693558/police-apology-over-allahu-akbar-chants
>Manchester's Police Commissioner says shouts of 'Allahu Akbar' during an anti-terror operation may undermine community relations.
http://news.sky.com/story/1693307/four-people-stabbed-in-munich-station-attack
>Witnesses said the knifeman shouted "Allahu Akbar" as he targeted commuters, which means "God is great" in Arabic.
You couldn't make it up if you tried
It's over.
>>59135242
If you feel the need to ask...
>>59134998
Yeah my mum takes money off me when I get paid, which is fair enough I guess.
I was only there for a few months. I just don't know what to do with myself. Why do people act like they enjoy being alive? There's no way people can possibly enjoy working all the fucking time, living for the weekends. I just want to die in fucking finished with life at this point, I'm never going to be happy.
>>59135066
Id love to be a doctor or a therapist, but realistically I'm never going to be one, so next best is a carer or a nurse (I'm a man though lmao). I know it doesn't pay much, but it's a job I'd actually like doing. I don't care about money that much, I just don't want to be fucking miserable.
>>59135242
Only if you're being overly appeasing towards simply because she's female. If you're simply friends you're ok.
>>59135291
fun fact: don't ever listen to your mother for lifestyle advice
>>59135274
>"Allahu Akbar!"
>"I just heard a terrorist! Run!"
>"Uhh, now now, that could be any muslim praising their god. I'd remind you that terrorism has no race, and we shouldn't jump to concl-
>*gets blown up*
*signs instrument of surrender*
>>59135291
should have tried to hang on a bit more to put money in the bank but oh well
Random fact about me: I'm a radical libertarian conservative
>>59135313
that's not really a fact mate, more like a sound piece of advice
>>59135285
Hmm...
>>59135303
Nah, I just treat her as a friend but we're quite close.
>>59135274
they'll be hanging us in the streets and we'll still be arguing whether or not its ok to offend muslims
>>59135052
yes, that is what the liberal media is saying
What are the polls for this EU thing showing so far?
Mum's husband wrote a book
>>59135399
In: 5000%
Out: 0%
someday I get in touch with pricess Charlotte
I wanna be a bilionnaire
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1t7zku5.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>59135386
Gone for the old classic sandwich today lads, mixed it up up with a mango smoothie too.
Based 3 quid deal
>>59135421
Disgusting little bucktoothed nip monkey, don't touch our royals.
@59135421
Fishing for (You)s again are you, Jap?
random fact about me: im a moderate social and economic centerist
>>59135440
do some work you useless fuck
>>59135386
So which non-liberal media outlet has confirmed his identity?
cultural marxism will win, it's inevitable
>>59135386
Because it's the truth.
Right wing fascists will use anything to support their narrative that Muslims are violent or terrorists.
>tfw overestimated how lo g it would take me to go to the shops and grab a few things
>Tfw waiting outside dominoes in my car waiting for my pizza to be cooked
>>59135420
Shake it all about:10000%
>>59135440
How many grams of fibre are in that one?
>>59135461
so you're fedora basically?
>WE
>>59135479
fucking globalist elitest bankers
>>59135479
not really
it's going to either fall to nationalism or islam
they made their own grave 2bh
>>59135499
4.5g per bottle
>>59135506
was just about to post this
>>59135489
Did this exact thing last month. Ice cream melted. Bothered me for days afterwards.
>>59135506
you can't prove she wasn't black
>>59135489
what kind of pizza did you order m8
>>59135440
Is that your prison cell ... I mean office wagecuck?
Poo lol
>>59135526
Blimey! You'll be shitting for England tonight!
>>59135506
Amazes me how people really get upset by this.
Drinking a nutritious innocent smoothie
>>59135440
I like the chicken and bacon or the ham and cheddar subs tesco does in their meal deal desu
