/brit/ sex-mixing is wrong edition.
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bonjour
my brother and my sister don't speak to me
but i don't blame them
lads
leelee
>>59098862
dinosaurs lad
Kyary
sophie
lads who the fuck were native brits
the first people on the island before the invasions
before the anglo-saxons and that, before the roman empire
Alexander
gained 5lbs over the last two months
What's your favourite meme about Britain.
Mine is the concept of an independent Ireland.
crashed my car earlier lads
was going to fast to try and impress some work colleagues i was driving home and i spun off at a roundabout and went into a lampost
>>59098947
how do i achieve this physique?
>>59098987
prove it
>The most powerful Labour politician in the UK today told his party it must speak to Ukip and Conservative voters in order to win the next general election.
>Paki
>Appeal to ukip voters
>>59098888
underrated digits
>>59098944
celtic tribes
there were probably people before them but I don't know
>>59098888
bonjur lad
>>59098944
danes
haha lads I can already tell I'm going to do a cry about a girl tonight haha what am I like lads
>>59099028
I think you mean underr8ed
hahahaha!!
>>59099019
why would this be hard? i thought ukip wasn't a racist party
>>59098944
the welsh
>>59099055
where's my xbox
>>59099056
Which one?
>>59098948
I gain 42 in 3 months at the start of the year
>>59099075
This 2bh
We were all basically Welsh at one point.
King Arthur was Welsh.
>>59098944
Celts.
Brits, even English people, still have majority Celtic genes, though.
You just got fucked so hard by 20.000 Angles and Saxons that you fuckers took over their language and culture.
>>59099106
fatty boom boom
Me in the middle
>trying to wank in this heat
>takes forever
>exhausted afterwards
>so thirsty
Dunno how colonials do it
>>59099056
*slaps you*
>>59098944
Jamaicans
>>59099102
the only one I talk to lmao
>>59099150
Your mum?
>>59099072
They are at the very least heavily anti immigration and heavy anti multiculturalism.
How will the paki advancement part appeal to their voters?
RIGHT! Which one of you little runts ate my last peperami??!!!
>>59099141
not sure how you lads do it
absolutely FREEZING my tits off atm
*posts stale overused gimmick*
>>59099072
>>59099141
It's fucking mental, isn't it lad? Reckon I'm going to give up wanking over the summer if it's going to be this fucking sweltering all summer.
>>59099174
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of raviolli...
>>59099190
Absolute classic.
You're so funny Norway.
>Croikey m8, only one seat left here on the subby ;-)
>>59099190
fuck off poleaboo
>>59099138
>crumple up bag somewhat
>open top
>pour in flavour
>shake
>eat dry
Delicious.
Do Brits look different depending on geographical regions?
would those in the east be fairer and more blonde due to invasions, and the west darker due to welsh and irish?
*controversial post*
Ah yes "16"
>>59099028
merci
>>59099224
>American posters
>>59099072
UKIP aren't racist. Their supporters are though.
>>59099224
That's a train.
found a nice new tinder gimmick lads
put "just want someone to go to Waitrose with" as my profile (along with height) for guaranteed messages
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461869595661.webm
Why is this allowed?
>>59099224
sit next to him and stare at the ground the whole ride
>>59099224
what in the WORLD is a subby?
>>59099274
Didn't know they had waitrose in denmark
>>59099241
A little bit, but even Welsh and English are actually almost genetically the same.
So not that much.
>>59099190
>overused
>gimmick
oxymoron
>>59099162
wahey lad you've done me there haha but no, I mean the only non-familial girl that I talk to.
>>59099261
What about nog ukip supporters?
me on the right
what sunscreen are you using
>>59099279
far cheaper, looks exactly the same
CGI isn't bad, there's only such thing as bad CGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6hp8BKB24 watch this, is quite relevant and interesting
>>59099307
Good was going to berate you for not speaking to your mum
skrrt skrrt skrrt
>>59099351
Love my mum to bits tbqh lad.
>>59099381
Good lad
imagine not being white
>>59099241
The Irish are paler and have fairer hair than the English.
>>59099425
Imagine being French.
>>59099425
>>59099381
>>59099396
bent twats
>>59099425
h-haha, imagine
imagine, right guys?
>Universities Dropping NUS
>Students disgruntled with the new “Zionist-led media” bashing president and attempt to block commemorations of Holocaust Memorial Day are set to be voting en masse to leave over the next few months. One university has wasted no time in doing so – Lincoln, which won the NUS Union of the Year Award in 2014, voted resolutely to leave the NUS last week, with the result announced today. Exeter and Newcastle are set to follow them on Thursday, where the union is begging students to stay on with texts and presidential visits. Students are starting to realise that it’s not worth being part of an anti-democratic, power-grabbing organisation run by loonies…
>Son, can you put some of that sun cream on me?
imagine being Anglo
>>59099475
> Students are starting to realise that it’s not worth being part of an anti-democratic, power-grabbing organisation run by loonies…
Oh my God, maybe it was just a fad after all.
Maybe the future isn't totally fucked
Is she doesn't wish me a Happy Birthday, I'll never contact her again.
Will she wish me a Happy Birthday?
>>59099499
>>59099499
Having a good holiday Paddy?
>>59099486
ugh shaved vaginas look gross
>>59099546
Will I ever see my internet gf irl?
what's the scuttlebutt lads?
>>59099546
Will I die today?
>>59099486
Cannot believe straight men find this attractive
been keeping my ear to the streets
>>59099546
would any of them shag me
>>59099588
rip anon
>>59099554
not a paddy
>>59099563
So Jews genuinely shave off the top part of their fucking willies but they don't shave their vaginas?
>>59099486
Why are vaginas so repulsive looking?
t. not even a poof tbqh
>>59099624
Having a good holiday Pierre?
My Squirtle has awful stats, I almost lost to fucking GREEN
>>59099546
Is pic related a cat?
>>59099634
>>59099602
kek, spot the virgin
>>59099564
has it replied since
>me: csgo?
>trash is now Offline.
oh
>>59099658
cute cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31crA53Dgu0
Soooo...is it ok to wank to her now?
>>59099654
soft reset lad
>>59099659
No I'm gay you mong
>>59099546
But what? It will also be the last time I hear from her?
>>59099644
not a frog
>>59099659
*spots you*
>>59099661
Yeah she replied just this morning
struggling to understand what she said tbqh
>>59099486
she's never had kids in her life
>>59099700
brown or black?
it's 23 degrees and i'm sat here shirtless with a fan on and i'm still too hot. we brits really are pussies aren't we
need a jogging gf
>>59099753
Love a good gap desu
>>59099486
Beautiful vagina.
To just have a woman like that laying before me letting me do anything I want to her body is my wildest fantasy.
>>59099736
Black
>>59099737
>>59099700
Having a nice holiday R-Rasheed?
>>59099715
is it in jap language
give it to ky or sumit
>>59099773
there'll be a gap between your teeth when i'm done with you
right how do i move to australia fed up with this runt hole
>>59099690
B I G A M E R I C A N W I L L Y
>>59099737
63F (17C) here atm
I hope it stays this way forever desu
>>59099631
i didn't consent to having my penis mutilated but thanks for rubbing it in caralad
Want to break up with my gf of 2 years. Not attracted to her at all but she is a nice bird. Also don't want to break up with her because I couldn't be bothered finding someone else
Bit stuck lads haha
>>59099795
Nah its just not good english
She went to Harajuku because it is 'long holiday' this week
'But I almost worked part time job'
I assuming she meant to say she is spending some of the time working, but maybe she means she was close to getting a job
>>59099789
>Holiday
>>59099838
oh no
>>59098944
"but people certainly moved in when the climate improved around 9600 BC. Britain and Ireland were then joined to the Continent, but rising sea levels cut the land bridge between Britain and Ireland by around 11,000 years ago. A large plain between Britain to Continental Europe, known as Doggerland, persisted much longer, probably until around 5600 BC.[4] By around 4000 BC, the island was populated by people with a Neolithic culture"
"The arrival in Britain of cultural traits identified as Celtic is usually taken to correspond to Hallstatt influence and the appearance of chariot burials in what is now England from about the 6th century BC (British Iron Age).
A minority of archaeologists, including John Waddell, propose that there may have been a "Celtic presence"[clarification needed] in Britain already in the late Bronze Age, i.e. in mid 2nd millennium BC.[unreliable source?][20]. Genetic studies regarding Y-DNA Haplogroup I-M284 have concluded that there was some Late Iron Age migration of Celtic La Tène people to Britain and then onto north-east Ireland.[21] In the late Iron Age, Pryor estimates that the population of Britain and Ireland was between 1 and 1.5 million, upon which a smaller number of Celtic speaking immigrants could have installed themselves as a superstrate."
I think I liked a pic of her's by accident and she made her profile private. I hate modern life.
so let's put on our classics and we'll have a little dance shall we
2bh wish it was just England and Scotland lads.
>>59099891
who is the semen demon on the right?
>>59099869
Just be yourself and let it grow back :^)
>>59099891
>That's my bus
vegetable oils, soy, dairy, red meat, food additives
>>59099224
What's a subby?
>>59099919
>>59099929
haha that image is banterous lad!
>>59099929
should be just celtic nations. england can get tae fook
>>59099869
do you really not eat this
>>59098839
how do I pull in a club lads?
not a fan of this wage slavery meme
>>59099261
>Wanting to preserve your culture is racist
>>59099486
>all that fucking cellulite
gonna puke
>>59099869
>tfw black and the only women who will sleep with me are the ones that fell for the bbc meme but it's only 4 inches and I have a huge scar from my Circumcision
>>59099976
What do you think it is?
>>59100014
are you a wagecuck
>>59100014
just bee yourself
>>59099881
if she meant last week, she's talking about golden week, japanese people get a week off. if she has a part time job, she could have been offered more money to turn up on those days, maybe she didn't accept the offer.
>>59100015
i bet you're actually racist
>>59099881
ah i see
*some stale meme about neets*
>>59100003
>Celtic
>Scotland
Scots are Anglos. Only muh heritage fags believe Scots are Celts these days.
>>59100015
That's not what I said though.
fucking hell imagine being a human 7000 years ago
imagine what what you would look like
imagine how you would communicate to others
imagine what the world would look like
Should gays have the right to donate their aids blood lads?
>>59099988
I checked what pictures I've liked and nothing of her's came up. If she made her account private and I'm not following her, would the liked pic disappear?
>>59100092
Yeah, but it should only be given to other gays or muslims
off out in my lobster suit lads
see you in a bit
>>59098839
how do I get body like this??
>>59100059
Ah okay, that makes sense
cheers lad
>>59100076
She is a Uni student doing 'IT', English and Chinese
Lads... do you have that one mutual friend who you've never even spoken to in real life, yet you're obsessed with?
Pic related, was in my FB recommended friends and caught my eye. I've been thinking about her all day, because fucking hell she's hot.
>>59100123
>suit
nice try
>>59100120
word
>>59100123
That's a crawdad tho
>>59100123
*kicks you in the dick*
>>59100089
We have actual humans living today that have never even come close to seeing anyone outside their tribe in bumfuck nowhere. This isn't something that needs to be imagined. It's happening right now.
>2016
>being a race cuck
>not just enjoying your life and taking the best from all people/cultures/countries
>placing daft, arbitrary rules on the world
u dun goofed
>rosie posting her arse again
>>59100149
>she
m8
>>59100162
crawdad isn't a real world
>>59100174
>2016
>Not being a nationalist
>Not exploring your own culture and realising it is the best
>Removing traditional and important rules to cater to foreigners
Looks like you are the goofer old chap.
>>59100180
stop advertising your twitter here stpid cunt fuck off
>>59100149
calm down lad, she's nothing special
>>59100118
I don't know, but you should try stop putting so much thought into her lad. It's not a healthy attraction.
>>59100149
manface
>>59099838
looks a bit painful
>>59100026
There's no cellulite you virgin lmao
>>59099729
Obviously, she wouldn't have that perfect, smooth stomach and wonderfully shaped belly button.
>>59098927
Are you going to her concert?
>>59098944
After the mudslime invasion, this is what we've come to. This are the results of our foolishness.
>>59100242
Of course not, I'm a memer not an actual weeaboo faggot
>>59100140
suck cocks.
Could come in handy lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
>>59100242
Yes I am
>>59100198
I'm going to name a world I discover on No Man's Sky "Crawdad" and show you
Just you wait
>>59100180
unironically know where she lives, just a few streets away from me and she walks by to go to college
do you want me to take some pics of her
>>59100170
wonder what different europeans looked like 7000 years ago
>The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
-Why /pol/ is such a loud voice
>>59100089
Mental isn't it.
Car Sagan wrote a story in Cosmos about how the world would have been filled with wonder for a tribe back then, i'll see if I can find it, he painted the scene incredibly well.
>>59100005
why would you eat something so cute :3
>>59100143
*something about nerds*
>>59100240
>There's no cellulite
u r blind
dont think ill ever not find this funny lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9gs-5lRKc
watch this
>>59100378
I LOL'D
>>59100353
>Car Sagan wrote a story in Cosmos
Got ya covered
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462640551422.webm
>Car Sagan wrote a story in Cosmos about how the world would have been filled with wonder for a tribe back then, i'll see if I can find it, he painted the scene incredibly well.
who's that chick that girl is a pengaleng
IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10169577
http://www.strawpoll.me/10169577
http://www.strawpoll.me/10169577
>>59100441
>2 years ago
>>59100476
you forgot european lad
Literally got hard walking to work just from seeing schoolgirls with bare legs, had to walk off the main road
>>59100006
you get drunk to rid yourself of anxiety
then you dance and strike up a conversation on the spot without any form of rehearsed lines
you slowly get closer and closer into her space while monitoring her reactions
when your faces are close you go for the kiss and seal the motherfucking deal
>car sagan
>>59100500
wew lad can't wait to see that desu
>>59100496
Ha ha I didn't forget lad.
lads
is 1984 a readable novel or a play (like the shakespeare books)
>seal the motherfucking deal
>>59100549
it's a really good novel
Orwell was awesome, read Homage to Catalonia
>>59100500
Buxom sixth form girls are going to be the bane of my life over the next few weeks...
>>59100538
and you only let me choose one when i feel bad pigeonholing my identity into your divisions, because i truly feel like an englishman, a briton, and a european all at the same time
>I have interests and or hobbies.
>Girls are starting to wear those high-waist jean shorts again
I fucking hate summer.
>Carl Sagan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJQqA906Ht4
Imagine being a teacher in the summer when the little tarts are wearing the shortest skirts possible
>>59100560
why is that fedora worthy though
brother has had a fever for over a week
he also apparently has high blood pressure
looks like he's going to be in hospital until 11 tonight
>>59100084
don't think you understand what heritage is. Hint: it's in the past
it doesn't matter what we are now
Reminder that not choosing British is treason
>>59100549
it's a novel that drags on a lot
I don't understand, why do people in this thread not like it when girls wear less clothes?
>>59100630
my diagnosis: kidney failure
>>59100320
yeah do it lad, this could be a good gimmick
>>59100671
>haram
>dont like girls
The only 'ist' I am is an atheist.
>i like things
*slaps you*
>novel
>>59100671
convicted sex offenders. they have to wear erection alarms that get triggered and they get van'd again
>tfw everyone around me is slaving away for their wages so they can consume another HFCS-infused Mc-consumer-electronic device whilst i'm straight blazed on a potent cocktail of dank afghan kush, lysergic acid and intellectual curiosity, pondering meta-physics.
>>59100630
>>59100671
*fewer clothes
fewer for quantity
less for volume
>>59100180
>>59100320
who is rosie?
>>59099546
Is my date next weekend going to go well?
>tfw everyone around me is slaving away for their wages so they can consume another HFCS-infused Mc-consumer-electronic device whilst i'm straight blazed on a potent cocktail of dank afghan kush, lysergic acid and intellectual curiosity, pondering meta-physics.
Lessgo Oxford.
>having a tattoo of your arse on your arse
lol why
>>59100733
clothes have a volume. less is correct
>Lessgo
>>59100734
rosy is a politically intellectual slag from shrewsbury
rosie a shit
>>59100671
I like it when girls dress modestly. High-waisted shorts, aside from being immodest, are just ugly as fuck. Looking forward to girls wearing cute collar dresses all summer though.
>>59100799
*clothing
>>59100680
doubt it
>>59100605
Denim shorts, crop tops and sandals... I don't think my penis is going to survive this summer.
>>lessgo
>>59100799
>drinking or swimming in your garments
i seriously hope you don't do this
*slaps you again for speaking out of turn*
>>59100694
shame about her face
>>59099028
>>59100003
>>59100000
what about this one?
