in the end, we're just wagecuck slaves edition
PERTAMAX GANGBANG
COMMUNISM IS THE ANSWER
Ready to meet your new overlord?
Also:
>tfw one of my former professors was interviewed on ANC earlier
ANIME
I HAIL LORD SUPREME DUTS AS THE KING OF MY DEPRESSION THANK YOU LORD DUTS
REPLY "MAYOR ANG NAUNA" TO BE BLESSED BY DUTS IN THIS THREAD
Sinong magpapakamatay bukas?
I LIKE ANIME
BUT I DISLIKE SHINJI THOUGH
This election made me learn that two-round presidential elections are the way to go.
tfw I want duts to lose and see the mass butthurt of his supporters
>>59083387
DAPAT MEYOR ANG NAONA
>>59083382
Im more humiliated and embarrass by this asshole senpai
yes Im salty as a bag of chips
>>59083404
(You)
Probably me too
>>59083418
>tfw we didn't learn after 1992
;_;
>>59083429
tfw i want duts to lose so i can live for 6 more years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4&feature=youtu.be
>>59083418
Too costly and would also increase chances of rigging.
>1 DUTERTE, RODY 1,311,236
>2 POE, GRACE - 757,055
>3 ROXAS, MAR - 748,482
>4 BINAY, JOJO - 457,575
>5 DEFENSOR SANTIAGO, MIRIAM - 149,973
>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
source: http://halalanresults.abs-cbn.com/
>>59083387
DAPAT MEYOR ANG MAUNA
>>59083436
>tfw I will never experience superior red USC
NOG
O
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7 shot just before presidential elections!
http://iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/2016050921535450_ul.shtml
Explain yourselves
All hail our new Premier, His Excellency President Rodrigo Duterte
BAKIT ANG GALIT MO?
MERON KA BA NG DROGA?
ANG CRIMINAL KA BA?
MALAYSIA NA AKO PERO SI DUTERTE AY PRESIDENTE KO
HINDI SIYA ANG PRESIDENTE SA PILIPINAS LANG
PRESIDENTE SIYA SA ATING LAHAT
#DUTERTE
#HALALAN2016
>>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
im part of the 1923 lads
/esp/
>>59083418
No way. Two-round presidential elections prevent far-right parties to win in Europe.
>>59083469
It's all the same shit.
Trust me, I've been here forever.
>>59083484
GUSTO KO GUMAWA NG KRIMEN PARA MAMATAY NA AKO PUTANGINANG BUHAY NA TO!!!!
>>59083456
>tfw i should voted for seneres
>>59083485
Same.
>>59083497
I want to believe.
TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT MGA KOMUNISTA AAAAAAAAAAA PUTANGINA NG NFA RICE!!!
post your local atm looks like my place is still LP hold
BAKIT HINDI GUMANA YUNG PANINIRA MO TRILLANES PUTANGINA MO KANG USELESS HACK KA GAGO AMPUTA
>>59083484
>>59083498
EH NPA KA PALA EH AYOS LANG YUN IPAGPATULOY MO YAN
>>59083456
>6 SEÑERES, ROY - 1,923
>voting for a dead guy
Now that's real cuck
>>59083387
DAPAT MAYOR ANG NAUNA
>>59083429
I want to see him win just to see his supporters realize how much stupid they are for voting for the guy.
>>59083382
Mine's on CNN hohoho
Someone post that picture about being blessed by The Duts.
Duterte is change for the worse. Ive never heard worse ideas than what Dutdut says on a daily basis. Federalism is a bad idea given our shitty oligopoly dominated system and it would take more than a decade to plan and implement it.
IPASOK SI DICK
P
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AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUTANGINA NG MGA PILIPINO! PUTANGINA NG MGA BISAYA, PUTA! PUTAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>59083610
this tbqhwy
its like pnoy 2.0 daang matuweed
>>59083610
In 2022 the people will vote for a democratic and capitalist pig
>>59083637
If he can't fulfill his promises his ratings will probably dive faster than you can say "Tunay na Pagbabago".
>pacquiao more votes than de lelma
SOCIAL JUSTICE IS A MEME
MINDANAO IS SHET
DAVAO IS SHET
VISAYAS IS SHET
>the only real answer is to not play aka leave this shitty country
>>59083673
KAYABA AKIHIKO 4 2022 PHILIPPINE PRESIDENT
>>59083661
I dont regret voting for him
I don't want Estrada or Villat to win
>>59083697
Mindanao isn't shit. It's just underdeveloped. Which is why it needs help.
Looks like you guys are getting your Trump earlier than us, I'm pretty jealous.
>MANILA WILL BE FUCKED IN MY LIFETIME
thank you duterte
i dont care about his shit
but i know he will fuck manila
Is this country doomed?
>>59083637
>implying he can change shit
The Senate alone would be be dominated with Liberals with 5 Senators and it will also be full of Liberal allies if the current
>>59083721
why are you replying to bait trolls
>>59083730
Trump will probably lose to Hillary if the current polls hold.
>>59083737
Hopefully not in the short term.
>>59083745
This.
>>59083730
Duterte isn't like Trump, why would you even blindly believe all those bullshit leftist american and european newspapers?
>>59083734
lim might win its very close
>>59083763
>Trump will probably lose to Hillary if the current polls hold.
I'd just kill myself desu
>>59083730
>Trump
Duterte is literally Bernie with a gun.
>>59083779
hes a commie
>>59083661
I think it's nice. He paved the way for this country's long slog of a journey to development and the next candidate to do better. Unfortunately, I think the duts is going to fuck that slightest bit of progress over right back to where we started.
KILL ALL MUSLIMS
KILL ALL MAHIRAP
KILL ALL IGLESIA
KILL ALL NOGNOG
KILL ALL TSINOYS
KILL ALL IGOROT
KILL ALL HALF-BLOODS
KILL ALL ARTISTAS
PAPATAYIN KO KAYONG LAHAT
>>59083328
Hello Pinoyfriends.
Good job for choosing the best candidate. Now we can unite against the leftist, zionist shills and fight for the glory of the fatherland!
>>59083734
buti naman, nang makaalis na yung mga besaya at allahu
>>59083826
Now clean my toilet.
>>59083826
We're voting for a Hugo Chavez, Vladimir Putin clone
>>59083820
>KILL ALL IGLESIA
good luck with that, especially when they're the ones giving votes.
>>59083817
this pretty much
enjoy your 100:1 usd cunversion
>>59083810
But anon, Duterte won't shoot himself with it
>>59083745
THIS. FUCKING THIS. He doeant even have a senate slate. Look at Pnoy's 2013 senate slate that was full of people not from LP. Poe. Trillanes. Cayetano. All of them abandoned him in the end.
>>59083863
this is actually good for OFWs
>>59083826
he's not fascist. just a communist dumbass.
>>59083892
I hear Trillianes and Poe are partial to P-Noy though.
>>59083914
Then we shall meet in a gulag
>>59083863
>tfw senpai is full of OFWs
Good to be richer,
>>59083892
>He doesn't even have a senate slate
He has the NPA, the MILF and the MNLF
>>59083817
>He paved the way for this country's long slog of a journey to development
No that was all infrastructure set by Gloria.
>>59083853
Iglesia votes is a meme. They just wait until the last moment to see who's winning, then give their endorsement to that candidate. They will make it seem that they're responsible for making the candidate win, resulting to their large influence in politics.
They're like a bastard offspring of a Jew and a Scientologist.
Question for flipbros, did Leni have any experience in Government positions before?
>bisayashits getting giddy about federalism
LAMAO once NCR subsidy stops because duh federalism, your shitholes will go worse
meanwhile NCR income is actually invested for the betterment of the NCR
i didnt vote for duts but i want federalism cuz i hate promdis
PUTANG INA MO PAGBABAGO
>>59083960
I wish I had a MILF.
What will based Dut make when he is in power? Create nationwide death squads? Implement communism?
Anyway I'm on for it.
>>59083892
>tfw house of representatives will also be almost 40% Liberal
>mfw he doesn't even have political backing
If he wins he'll like Obama without Senate he's gonna get cockblocked so bad. He won't even achieve half of his promises.
>>59083960
that has real voting power lol
>>59083995
She was in congress.
>>59083995
she was a congressman before, i think
CHANGE IS
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>>59083995
1st term Representative and former Public Attorney, one-time candidate for Judge.
>my captcha has a picture of a windmill
>>59083930
No she isnt she trashed Pnoy entirely by the end of this campaign.
>>59084068
She has criticized him as not doing enough but she didn't disown him, unlike Cayetano.
This is your future President's daughter
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYdUbpHq4w
>Duts becomes president
>the political landscape around him is comprised mostly of his enemies
>none of the shit he promised passes through
>people blame him for it
>people vote for a yellow next
THEY WERE IN IT FOR THE LONG HAUL
>>59083892
>All of them abandoned him in the end.
I interviewed Dick Gordon once in the Senate, he said that flip-flopping is common in politics and that every senator has aspirations to become a VP or a President.
It's rare to find Enriles and Drilons who stay as legislators throughout their political career.
>>59084009
Imperial Manila is a buzzword. You dont need Federalism to solve its problems but Duterte deluded the public by implying we need federalism to crush it.
>>59084009
we will just succeed its no big deal we will just directly trade with japan or Korea
manila can be hongkong or Macau 2.0 for all I care
>>59084144
Liberal Party has always been a staple of the Senate since their inception.
If anything the Nacionalista party got rekt after Manny Villar lost.
>>59084139
i prefer the man beating sara
>>59084144
What percentage of the senate is LP anyway?
>>59084151
Just look at Remulla, that shameless turncoat.
>>59084144
Just wait. Maybe the Senate will hold steady, but expect PDP-Laban to be the dominant party in the House of Representatives in a few months.
>>59084144
>tfw you need to change the constitution for federalism to happen
>tfw you need three fourths of Congress to support you to do it
RIP
>>59084201
The thug life chose her
>>59084324
does he need congress for revolutionary govt?
>>59084239
No they have to create a coalition. And pdp laban is a small small group.
>>59084343
you mean his jungle friends? the ones that shit in the jungle?
>>59084324
he will abolish congress
>>59084343
After winning, he'll order his drones to take over Congress.
I hope Duterte will promote anime
>>59083456
I-I'm crying
>>59084438
Nah. That'd be Trump-senpai.
>>59084411
>he thinks the president can abolish Congress
There's one higher entity than the President, the constitution. The courts will just declare it unconstitutional and c.uck him even more by an unelected body
>>59084438
Duterte watches One Punch Man
Is there still hope?
>>59084498
Give it a few more hours before tying the noose.
>>59084498
Marcos is so disgusting
>>59084498
>11.4% of the vote
not even close to a win
>>59084498
>DuMar
Be ready for 6 years of iron fist up our assholes guys.
>>59083960
MNLF is pro-Miriam
marcostards cucked cayetano
chiz just crashed and burned
honasan didnt even try
trillanes is based, now's just not his time
>>59083387
MAYOR ANG NAUNA
>>59084466
>constitution is higher than the executive
color me surprised. even culinary arts graduates know this fact.
do you really think this is an obstacle for him? lol we all know he does not play by the rules. you brought it on yourselves, enjoy your Stalin.
>>59084572
Nur Misuari's for Duterte though. And Bongbong, ironically enough.
>>59084498
Even now there is hope in man.
>>59084498
>less than 10% transferred vote
there's still hope
>>59084609
I want to leave the country. Being an OFW is the best option.
>>59084607
colour*
>implying the 60%+ people who didn't vote for him won't rebel
>implying the military won't intervene
you keep talking like the majority of Filipinos like him
>>59084654
come to Yurop and live a NEET lyfe
>>59084609
Nur is for Bongbong? Well color me disgusted.
>>59084700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgT31BqqF5I
>>59084498
Seems like Duterte is going to win.
And all i can say is Congratulation!
Hope he will not only make philippines great again but also ASEAN!
oh and my hometown is pretty close to the indo-philippines sea border, i'm happy if my neighbor is happy with their new leader.
ITS OGRE LADS
>>59084721
>>59084700
>I'm supporting Bongbong even though his father murdered my fellow people
Truly mudshit ingenuity at it's finest
>>59084654
I'll stay here even with all this shit going on, unless they suddenly send me out of the country for higher education. I'll still return though.
I don't even know why myself, but even with all this shit that's happened, I still love the Philippines.
>>59084677
Military higher ups are easily bought here. Just look at Querubin.
>>59084750
Leni will win in the end
>>59084750
wtf i hate philippines now.
Meanwhile at EDSA
>>59084761
>>59084721
>>59084700
>>59084609
Nur is the epitome of cucked
>>59084634
>>59084498
oh shit, i'm wrong
>>59084761
Maybe it's taqiyya
>>59084750
>Roxas "leading the polls"
That's what you get for all the blunders for the past 6 years.
>>59084677
Any first world will do.
>>59084677
>you keep talking like the majority of Filipinos like him
turn on your TV. what the fuck are you even trying to achieve here?
>implying the 60%+ people who didn't vote for him won't rebel
>implying the military won't intervene
>t. Alex Jones enthusiast
you're one special kind of stupid. stop pulling half-baked opinions out of your ass.
>>59084750
>BBM and Robredo still on tie
>>59084750
This is a happy day for every LGBT
Cancer Miriam has already more votes than what Dick got back in 2010
>Defensor
>Bongbong
wtf
>>59084820
Dammit, Leni! Please pull through!
At this rate, I'd rather have anybody as VP as long as it's not BBM.
If we're gonna be forced to conscript to the army, I expect a proper salary.
>>59084859
Even Honasan? kek
>>59084880
The AFP will be dissolved in favor of the NPA
All of the AFP's new toys under Aquino will be sabotaged
>>59084887
>not choosing Gring
>>59084880
>tfw they can't conscript grills
I'm safe, good luck on the battlefield!
>>59084887
sure, thats how humiliating a marcos win would be
>>59084774
>what is EDSA I & EDSA II
>>59084818
>10%~ of the released votes
yeah m8 that's truly representative of the whole voting population.
Roxas can compete if Grace fucking Poeta didnt split up the voter base
>>59083914
>Believing the communism meme
>>59084804
NOT
EVEN
CLOSE
>>59084498
I hope Leni will win. Bongbong is a dead card to Du30 but Leni might be useful.
LENI GREATEST MILF GREATEST VP
Everything is chill lads. As long as he doesn't touch my degenerate shit and I can still stockpile vietnamese magical moving scrolls about little girls then it's okay.
>>59084901
So we get awesome communist uniforms? Sweet.
>>59084966
Loli is banned. All pedophiles shot on sight.
>>59084943
get rekt
>>59084966
Reminder that MARCOS IN THE 80s BANNED VIDEO GAMES AND MECHA ANIME
>Miriam will never win presidency
Why even continue living? Best girl never got the title. I want to go back to hell.
>>59085001
>implying anything can fix filipino incompetence
Loli was already banned here but everybody is too busy about other shit.
>>59085011
where do you get all these ogre pics?
>>59085019
>Banned anime
Well good fucking riddance. Anime is degeneracy.
>>59085019
reminder that "that Marcos" died 27 years ago.
>stopping anime
it's like stopping old age, why even try.
>>59084935
but enough to have a 2 million vote lead. I bet you would be expecting Binay to suddenly jump to number 1 once the other 90% have finally got in, right?
stupid fuck.
>>59085086
And the Marcos running for VP right now doesn't admit/acknowledge what his father did
>>59085019
Guess time for me to be a wagecuck
>>59084991
We better get some hugo boss tier designs.
We be ballin
>marcos is winning
literally why
>>59085086
his legacy lives on
got to protect that legacy
RIP PCGG
>King duts and overlord marcos is winning
What a good day it is today.
>>59085136
we already have
>>59085162
>apologetic legion
And here I thought I would never be in a commie country.
>People would vote Roxas or Poe one who is a crook who will never fix the trains and one who is American
>>59085086
http://blogwatch.tv/2016/02/the-7-sins-of-bongbong-marcos-nomoremarcos/
I, for one, am favour of changing our state anthem to a communist one. The USSR anthem is just fucking rad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
hahaha I hope Trillianes doesn't pussy out on that coup threat he made.
>>59083456
Why the fuck are people voting for a dead guy?
>>59085130
>implying I am talking about Duterte on the lead
I'm talking about the other 60%+ that will fuck his shit up, if he goes full retard.
>>59085214
im stocking up on che guevara shirts
didnt vote for duts but hey lets make his presidency the meme presidency
WE DID IT
Duterte won
>>59085224
the new trains are already there they say its so cold inside for now I guess
>>59083646
P A S O K S I D I C K
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>meme magic is making dutdut win
THE PHILIPPINES IS NOW A MEME COUNTRY
CONGRATS EVERYBODY
>>59085224
>one who is American
>>59085249
like what he did at the hotel last time he coupd
>>59084966
Banning anime in the whole country is possible in this system. In a federal state system, only the state decide whether they want to ban anime or not. If whole country, then all the states will have to vote if they want to ban anime or not.
>>59084956
Leni is too supportive of the old administration, but then again Aquino might flee the country if Duterte and/or Marcos wins.
No justice for the 44 ever
>>59085274
Don't underestimate us again
>>59085196
Maybe its just the fil physique but its kinda underwhelming
>>59085214
It's all okay m8, those thousands of soldiers that were killed for NPA tried their best, they're all in heaven right now.
>35% transferred votes
>>59085253
That 60%+ will just sit on their ass and whine on FB.
>>59085178
Literally the only reason Duterte is winning is because of facebook memes.
NEW ANTHEM BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyV74vTxh54
So dut dut won?
>>59085343
I want to be killed by NPA too. End my suffering.
>>59085001
>>59085040
>Philippine age of consent is 12
>>59085344
>literally split the vote for poe and roxas
>There are people who think the military announcement was legitimate
>>59085345
>tfw according to rappler most of the fb #s came from Dutdut supporters, everyone else was only 1%-3%
ahahaha
>>59085334
> underwhelming
it's the straw hat isn't it?
Dear USA,
If you ever let Trump win, we're the first countries to have meme presidents. Literally memed to presidency.
Well, we're gonna be the first one so we'll be waiting for you.
Sincerely,
Your little brown brother
>>59085352
how embarrassing really especially that marcos lead
bots literally elected our learders
>>59085331
These guys must have those private networks that that's more expensive
>>59085356
>be ex-lefty
>can recite that by heart
I think I'll be fine
>>59084935
Statistically 10% if fairly indicative.
>>59085371
Not all votes have been counted yet, but he's in the lead right now.
>>59085293
>>59085383
>>>Philippine age of consent is 12
In what fuckin world.
Right so now that we all know for sure that the duts is going to win.
What's the first thing we're going to complain about the guy?
Obviously he's going to fuck up so we need a new useless presidential punching bag to bitch at. God knows that's the only thing we do.
>>59085344
8934
Will best gril be able to do it?
>>59085253
oh, your conspiracy theory? kek I'm so sorry mate, I thought we're going to go discuss statistics since you bought up the phrase "10% unreleased votes".
what did I tell you about pulling facts out of your ass again?
>>59084935
>what is EDSA I & EDSA II
Military guys bailing out when their guy lost popular support. It's not mutually exclusive.
>tfw you get a freebie from the caffeinated jew
>>59085447
kill yourself
>>59085444
https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/philippines
>>59085318
Too bad, this country has the most weeb citizens percentage-wise
35% already counted. BBM lwads by 600k votes
>>59085436
might as well giveup
>>59085468
PUTA HUMAHABOL SI MAR WOI!!
>>59085468
>Roxas could have won if Poe didn't even run
Who is backing Poe anyway?
Isn't it also yellow-tards that backs her? I don't know shit so enlighten me flipshits.
>>59085410
Guess that's the thing that's bothering me. Instinctively ignoring it.
I'm fine with DutDut, but Marcos? Really?
God damn you stupid fucks.
>>59085468
>Grace Poe cucked Mar Roxas so bad
She should just stay in USA
>>59085470
sorry, make that *released
you kids make my penis so excited
>>59085553
Besides dissident LPers? The CIA and Danding.
>>59085298
Sorry buddy but as someone who actually is an American citizen and spends summers there I can say never vote for anyone who was at any point an American unless the position in question is American
>>59085319
The terrorist will get amnesty so there's no point
>>59085447
I already have a list. Just waiting for everybody jump on the hate bandwagon when they realize they voted for another shit candidate.
>Duts at 15 mil out of 100
Thank Lord Duterte for the great suffering he is about to impose on us
>>59085553
>Who is backing Poe anyway?
Danding Conjuangco
Erap
Jalosjos
Big Guys from Langley Virginia
Poe would have won if Aquino just gave her the top spot instead of giving it to Mar, too bad both of them are ambitious.
>>59085626
Honestly any of them would have won if the other didn't run in the first place.
>>59085553
Mar was practically begging Poe to drop last Friday, he was afraid to do another Noynoy incident
>>59085657
If Duterte didn't run then Binay would be President.
>>59085505
There's a huge possibility that anime will be banned in the ARMM state though. I've never been happier to be born in Masbate.
>>59085581
Americans cucking flips is a common occurrence. She could be considered a legit pinoy now.
Just fuck my future up senpai
>>59085470
>conspiracy theory
>what are the other 60%+ that didn't vote for him because they don't like him
>>59085681
>anime banned in ARMM
>weeb kebab exodus to Indonesia
>>59083382
>>59083328
>>59085021
>>59084666
It's happening!
>>59085681
>Implying anime wasn't already banned in ARMM
>>59085468
Dont worry Roxas supporters
When you wake up tomorrow
Roxas will win, believe me.
Slow and steady wins the race.
The Senate and Congress are still dominated by LP
Potato leadership incoming
