https://youtu.be/sR-4pgYpHd4
Mindanao is rightful Islamic clay
Christians GTFO
>>59073860
Shalom. Post HALAL food, muh bros!
>>59073860
Allah Akbar!
>>59073860
Post maggi curry you fucking goat fucker.
>>59074003
I love eating this when I go out
DUTERTE
DUTERTE
>tfw Muhammad fucked little girls
>>59074003
Dunno what taste better for you guys
Lamb or Beef
>>59073860
>>59074003
>>59074122
Nevermind. Real ASEAN TRULY ASEAN.
>>59074191
Minadanao was Islamic 100 years before Spain Arrived
Real Basangmoro Soon
>>59073860
How to convert into one true religion Islam senpai?
>>59074003
lmao that sissy ass sg nigga samefagging in his asean thread.
>>59074378
>house of """"malaysian"""" halal food
Rodrigo Dumeme
Jejomeme Binay
Memeam Santiago
Meme Roxas
Meme Poe
>>59073433/
>where does that put the average Filipino male
way above yours apparently you stupid chink.
>>59074332
say
"ash-shahadah la illaha il allah wa ana muhammad ar-rasool allah"
then wash your body in ghusl (youtube it)
why are SEA countries so shit?
>>59073860
BOTOHIN MO SI ALAN. PERO DAPAT SI MEYOR MAUNA
>>59074703
hi, chink you twinky retard.
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED CHRISTKEKS
You infidels will soon be wiped off from our lands.
>>59074751
putang ina bobo
>>59074703
Because you're an annoying little shit.
That's why.
Go circlejerk about your hate boner for ASEAN somewhere else, you cocksucker.
>>59073860
>Luneta
>People cheering when Duts shouted Allah Ackbar
Are Flips predominant Muslims now?
I'll buy my last set of burgers from S&R and enjoy it next month.
Tfw no more burgers, freedom is dead
>>59074703
EA is also shit as fuck
>SOROS' AFFILIATE (SMARTMATIC) RUNS FLIP ELECTIONS CONFIRMED
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/soros-board-member-chairs-firm-running-online-balloting-for-tuesdays-utah-caucuses/
Expect rigging my friends
>>59074703
t. sex tourist
>>59074876
Japan is cool they make cute anime girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4&feature=youtu.be
>>59074928
>implying i ever had sex
fucking rekt m8
Hey, what was the /asean/ reaction when that canadian pedophile sex tourist got BTFO by muslims?
>>59074889
A Duterte win is Rigged win
>>59074617
A comeback worthy of your great nation.
>>59074965
malaysia showed me the video
I expect Duterte to do the same to bule sex tourists
Feels good to know someone will protect our women
just finished voting
POE - TRILLANES
also i purposely shaded based Palparan's circle first
>>59074965
Don't use pedophile as an insult, please.
>>59074965
what's that?
>>59075011
>not DUTDUT-THRILLANES
Come on fampai
why would pedophile sex tourists come to SEA?
they should go to russia their kids are way cuter
SEA kids are literally fucking dirt
>>59075076
white girls are ugly
>>59075076
Less chance of getting caught
>>59074933
>20 years ago, people applaud Japan having high quality tech
>Now:ANIMIUANIMUANIMUANIMUANIMU
>>59075104
Then make anime real
So people will praise both tech and animu at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=Z9fFn1ruU6E&app=desktop
is he right?
>>59075104
just watched some footage on TV yesterday about micro robots smaller than cells used in medical field, japanese people customise their clothes, and some gate that "floats" on water when it's high tide. Thanks japan
>in less than 24hr Flip political discussion will finally start to die down in /asean/
>>59075168
its in English I swear
>>59074990
Maybe his secret funder is Soros or some NPAfag
>>59075210
>Grace Poe has CIA connection
>Soros has CIA connection
Poetangina naman please
>>59075274
>>59075210
Madam president soon.....
>>59075102
white girls are cute!
CUTE!
>>59075104
tell your consumer tech companies to start with the quality control
i bought a sony laptop for about 1700 usd and it fucking broke after 2 years
and my DENON receiver broke after 2 years
and my aunt's sony TV broke after 2 years
literally every shit broke after 2 years
what happened to the good old japanese quality control?
>>59075148
>>59075190
This is our new real GUNDAM. We have a project to militarize this iron buddy.
>>59075299
coz we don't make it in JAPAN yoooooooooo
>>59075398
racist
>>59075342
TSF soon
Tfw alien invasion is near
>>59075398
the sony laptop is made in japan though....
>move to USA
>move to China
which would you choose /asean/?
assuming you have decent job with good salary already setup when you arrive and apartment/house of your choice within reason
>>59075502
china
US has no future, everything's going to get worse
china's going to be cozy as fuck in 30-40 years
>>59073860
MAKE PHILIPPINES ISLAMIC AGAIN
>>59075502
china if you want to experience the pleasure of being suffocated
>>59075502
Fuck USA and China
New Zealand free from World Conflict, does anything bad even happen there?
>>59075502
republic of china
>>59075598
china has a lower homicide rate than NZ, ironically
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate#By_country
>>59075148
>make anime real
our VR game, coming soon
>>59075572
ahh... sauce? Plz?
>>59075694
Ladies versus Butlers!
>>59075673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E_WEgUDdYg
summer lesson when
>>59075673
>>59075729
no sex no buy
Custom Maid 3D 2 is where it's at
>>59075714
Thank you very much, friend!
>>59074003
I miss roti prata
>>59075502
stay in indon
Are there punishment for people who posted their ballots on their jewbook?
>>59075968
>mar/poe win
just a pat on the hand
>dutdut
beheaded and put on the stake along edsa
>>59075627
different population count and demographics anyway
>>59076003
I wanna see some habbenings
I hope he rapes the women first before the execution
>>59075968
yes jail or fine, the manhunt will be crazy though
>>59076042
fined*
>>59076003
only the none dutdut voters are getting attacked actually
DUTDUT WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>DUTITI
>OTIN TO PRE
>watch Act Of Killing
>Indonesia full of Trump-tier right-wing movements
>People are actually proud of acting like violent degenerates
Indonesians explain. Its almost like your country has no understanding of morality or people don't care or understand reputation.
Blah la kau
>>59076284
malay pls take our musleems in the south away it's getting ridiculous
>>59076350
>>59076284
>>59076210
*aged for harma posting.
>>59076350
forgot yo fug.
Why Thai posters on this board are always shit posters
test post
reply to this post
>>59076210
>thinking one single film that was heavily edited and selective in what they showed depicts an entire country of 250 million people
leaf pls
>>59076502
Test
One two three
Hello hello
>>59076477
>implying there are multiple of us
>>59076580
Sex tourist ftw
>>59076503
>Entire crowds of people clapping and cheering violence
>Including women and children
>People assume movies are only about the violence
>National TV is basically like this as well, people with a straight face and smile celebrate torturing people
No there's a stupidity there you don't see in the west. Its almost like the kind of parody dialogue you see in grand theft auto radio/media except real life.
Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
>>59076071
lels the ones that are voting for dutdut are getting praise for it
>>59074227
Camel
Whoever wins today will be declared the winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0 [Embed]
we did it guys we are famous now
>>59077009
CAN'T CUT THE DUT
>>59076210
just because our view's of morality different than Chinknada doesn't mean it's degenerate m8
>>59076210
Most Indonesians dont know the truth behind that communist massacres. All they know is what the previous government (Suharto) told and taught them.
Jokowi's government is working to uncover the truth behind it, and its not without resistance. He needs to treat this problem carefully because it can create friction among peoples.
http://www.todayonline.com/world/asia/jokowi-orders-probe-1960s-anti-communist-atrocities
>Leni wearing a red shirt
Roxas BTFO
>>59077306
Shes a commie now ;^}
Autism in action
>>59074191
I hope Duts wins so that when I go outside NPA shoots me in the head
>>59077361
>11/1/1/4
my sides
>>59077353
>tfw you will kidnap and torture dissidents with comrade Leni
>>59077361
Remove kebabs, anon.
>just woke up
>still feeling drunk af
>still to vote
fuck this. I hope they don't mind dealing with a person who reeks of rotten beer and undigested meat. don't feel like getting dressed just to go and shade some circles and shit.
Panama papers are going to be released tonight anyone excited?
ROXAS ROXAS ROXAS
ROBREDO ROBREDO ROBREDO
O B O S E N M G A B E S A Y A S A M I N D A N A O
Robredo cutest and greatest MILF of all time.
>>59077698
OTIN TO PRE
Keling (the Indian equivalent of nigger)
>>59077719
>greatest MILF of all time
The Romualdez who is running as a senator has a hotter wife.
MARCOS PA RIN
>>59077754
She may be hotter but Robredo is still much cuter. Best MILF.
MAKE
ANIME
REAL
R
O
X
A
S
>>59077768
MARCOS PA RIN MGA ULUL
>>59077768
Marcos is pretty hot desu can't care less about his kid
My mom would disown me if she know i voted duterte
HIMOANG TINUOD ANG ANIME
DUTERTE
U
T
E
R
T
E
Poe is a pretty good MILF, professional and clean. Is her pussy as clean as her clothing though?
Guys, I'm scared
>Kathniel is kill going to face jailtime
this is why Julia Montes is best girl.
>>59077818
O B O S E N
B
O
S
E
N
>Duterte winning
TAKBIR!
Blood of Christians will be flowing soon.
>>59077873
would be full ALOHA if Mar is the one who wins.
>>59077855
drop coins near him anon, see his reactions
>Mayor Duterte finally becomes President Duterte
>a marching band with 7 million drummers and 10 billion other instrumentalists play before his speech
>all the hit singers of the Philippines sing for him using many different songs all at the same time
>Mocha Girls and other sexy stars dance for his great coming
>Liberal Party bows down to him a la Buddha
>all of the people in the world have gathered for the great speech of Supreme Leader President Duterte
>Supreme Leader President Duterte approaches the mic and taps it
>everyone is quiet
"MAYOR"
>all of the women squeeze their loins tight
"ANG"
>all of the men tearfully claim internal victory
"NAUNA"
>all the children chant "OBOSEN OBOSEN", the women instantly gave birth to Duterte babies, and the men happily knowing that they will be eternally cucked by Supreme Leader President Duterte
>and the world has never been a better place
>>59077930
That effort of typing all of this.
Cringe
>>59077930
O B O S E N
B
O
S
E
N
>>59078029
I'm going to hydraulic press your mantitties.
>>59077855
wow, what a rare occurrences in nature
yo flip election result out?
link me to english news
Can't wait for Duterte to win so I can jack off to his beautiful Visayan face
I voted a while ago. And I will tell you something. Feels great to vote
And I am for RoRo.
>>59078120
I want to RoRo Robredo's titties
>>59078110
>beautiful
>>59078134
>not thinking that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ is a beautiful figure
>>59077856
Good taste.
Mara < Clara any day.
>>59077832
if you like petite go for poe
if you want milf go for leni
>>59078128
You lost me.
>>59078191
>tfw voted for Poe-Leni for a MILFy duo
>>59078110
O B O S E N
B
O
S
E
N
>>59078191
kek and if you want a dying gilf go for Miriam
>>59078212
kek
>>59078212
I like them better cold.
LENI > POE
LENI IS THE BEST MILF
>>59078092
How the fuck the election result is out when it's only 2pm
>>59078228
This is the truth desu senpai. Leni is innocent and also very cute, not plastic at all. Fuck all other MILFs.
MORO ISLAMIC LIBERATION FRONT!
Why are we so try hard on /pol/
Do you really think dutdut is a Republican tier aside from his mouth.
His entire platform is for muh poor and all those muh prowomen laws in Davao that he brags about to grace poe
>Leni stumbles upon this 4chan thread to find some creepy lanky fuckers obsess about her
>>59078235
I think at the end of the day there will be a not audited version of the result. but it will take atleast a month for official result to come out.
>>59078283
>Ara ara~ meron pa palang gustong pumatol sa akin
>>59078303
>You will never make like Duterte and have Leni as your "assistant"
fucking kill me senpai
I'm putting my money on Poe
T B H
BE
HONEST
............O
>>59078278
should've join with Abu Sayyaf
>>59078303
may asim pa!
>>59075076
Do you have any info on the sex tourism in Russia?
>>59078283
go fuckk with your poe ugly tits americanized blacked pussy
LENI IS THE BEST MILF
YOUR POE A SHIT
>>59078335
Fuck you motherfucker Poe has a confirmed clean pussy unlike Leni "Nauna Si Mayor" Robredo
>kills criminals except Commies and NPAs
That intellectual dishonesty
>tfw no Leni and Poe R34 yet
sad times pamilya
>>59078406
Mabuhay ang NPA!
I want Duts to kill me and get it over with. I'm a kremenal.
NANCY BINAY BEST MILF
>>59078423
soon brother all we need is they removed the contractualization and we have hundreds of unemployed animators
>>59077855
oyy
Leni is 3D MILF version of Hotaru, meanwhile Poe is the 3D MILF version of Saya.
Dagashi Kashi X Philippine Presidential Elections.
>>59078283
>ask my female friend if she noticed that for a middle-aged gril Leni is surprisingly cute
>she takes 5 minutes to reply "uhh" and then blocks me
>>59078495
kek
>>59078477
>liking disgusting black mambas
>>59077855
me with earphone
>>59078494
Hotaru best girl so this is accurate.
>>59078526
ONLY BINAY
N
L
Y
B
I
N
A
Y
sino pa ba?
ONLY BINAY
I would do leni if she let me
but poe no fuck no
>>59078563
Only Binay, only Binay, kanino giginhawa ang buhay? Only Binay. Sinong nagpapa-aral sa mahirap? Sinong nagpapagamot sa walang pambayad? Sino ang may nagawa na? Sinong may magagawa pa? Only Binay, only Binay. Sino pa ba? Only Binay.
Yfw
>2
>0
B1NAY
>6
Wins the Election
>>59078577
catchy af desu
>>59078566
>Leni will never ara-ara you into bed
DUTERTE GETTING BTFO
Will Duterte remove Kebab?
ONLY BINAY
Kung boboto kayo kay duterte. Dapat botohan nyo din si allan. Kung hindi kayo magboto kay allan. Wag nyo nadin iboto si duterte. Dapat nandoon talaga siya, para makapag sabi naman siya kay duterte na Mayor mali yan. Mayor, ito ang gawin natin
>there are straight males not voting for LP
>>59078577
>>59078648
2010 was still the best meme elections
>>59078618
Duterte is friends with kebabs and commies
Fuck the system!
I just voted for Dutdut.
I want to do many things to Leni.
In this country, there is criminality, corruption and drugs. There is absolutely no peace, very disorderly. Corruption, criminality, drugs, I will end it. MY GAD I HATE DRAGS
>>59078281
>muh womens laws that every city has these days but because I did it first that makes me a special snowflake
>muh womens rights while making rape jokes and kissing women and polygamy
My name is rodrigo duterte, i am a filipino. And i love the philippines. It is the land of my birth. It is the home of my people
Kahit wala akong pera,
You will be my political machinery
Kahit hindi ko kayang ang gastos ng ibang kandidato
Sama sama tayo, lets fix this country
Maraming salamat
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
is Manny going to be our President in 2022?
>>59078808
So am i!
TESDA, TESDAMAN! Siya ang aming TESDAMAN!
Praise be to our Lord and Savior Duts.
>>59078683
4edgy6me
>>59078910
the A in TESDAMAN is literally the A from Avengers.
putting those Tesda graphic design courses to great use.
>>59078618
No he loves them and think they are the victims of historical injustice
>>59078861
apparently yes and no one can stop it
>>59078931
ROXAS ROXAS
If I vote Leni will I be able to touch her tits?
Isang boto kay Duterte ay isang hawak sa pekpek ni Mocha Uson.
>>59079024
Leni>>>>Mocha Uson
>>59079079
Leni>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Poe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Trillanes in drag>>>>>Mocha Uson
who's going to move to Australia when Duterte gets elected? Are people saying stuff like this?
Me thinks that Trillanes acts like a tsundere to Duterte.
DuterteXTrillanes, I ship it!
>>59079100
My first choice is to kill myself actually but considering Duts is a filthy commie he'll probably get the NPA to shoot the antis, so win-win here.
>>59079100
I will move to singapore :^)
>muh historical injustice
please
everyone has had their share of injustice
What do you think do Leni's, Poe's and Mocha's milks taste like?
>>59079102
I prefer Mar x Duterte desu, it's a friendship turned to rivalry.
>>59079159
Poe probably tastes like Alaska condensada
>>59079123
Its better to be an NPA at this point they are the Exemption to the dutdut killing criminal rule
>>59079159
Mocha's milk tastes like a combination of many other people's semen.
Who is the cutest male presidential candidate?
>>59074198
he also fucked little boys
and he also fucked pigs
>>59079226
Sandro Marcos in 2022
>>59079226
Mar Roxas obviously.
>>59079226
Trillanes.
Hnnnnnnng.
Those Mocha Uson girls are whores. They whored thwmselves out to Duterte and they are probably dutertards themselves and hold his name as a god.
Duterte only needs to tell them to bend over and the girls probably do and Duterte fucks them hard like a couple of mindbroken sluts who arw deaperate of Duduts thick semen.
Flip only hope, princess
>>59079282
It's like my Japanese hentais.
>>59079226
Binay for presidential and Chiz for vice presidential.
>>59078781
just smoke some shabu and relax man
>>59079294
I want sento-senpai <3
>>59079226
Trillanes has a bonus of being tsuntsun so he is definitely the cutest.
Im the only one who thinks chiz escudero is a undercover ai bot developed by microsoft to infiltrate our government
>>59079100
I'll swim to nipland
I want to cum on Chiz's chin desu. Look at that stubble.
>>59079313
Sento is wishing___
>you will never give Leni a bukkacake
>>59079024
Pakiramdam ko, ngunguyain lang ng pekpek ni Mocha Uson ang kamay ko kung sakaling mahawakan ko man yun.
>>59079100
ask /rphil
there are tons of them who sounds exactly like that. won't be surprised if they actually don't have the money to be able to purchase a one way ticket.
>>59079421
Tanginang Venus Fly Trap yan.
>>59079100
"FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL"
>>59079330
Nah, he just swallowed a desktop tower and a couple of speakers, all while Microsoft Sam is running
But let me tell you, Chiz's existence is a NEET's dream come true
>dead drunk as fuck at night
>crashes in Heart's parents' pad to drink some more
>flops on the sofa buttnaked and drunk dead(er)
>wakes up to smash Heart's pussy
>drink some more until passed out
>repeat every night
2 hours left, my lads
>>59079282
They were arrested in Malaysia and flips bashed them for it lol.
>>59073860
>tfw duterte is gonna win
how does this make flips feel?
me personally i think hes pretty based desu
>>59079787
It doesn't really matter who the fuck wins. Nothing can save this shithole.
>>59073860
Duterte will make Philippines great again
>everybody voting for Mar because he's the best choice
>implying he has the support to win
>implying any of your votes will help Mar even surpass Poe
If you don't like Dudut, then Poe is the least worst for you, and is close up second. Why the fuck are you wasting your votes on someone who can impossibly win?
A vote for Mar is a vote for Duterte
You're just going to split votes between Poe and Roxas while Duterte will still have the majority.
Martards BTFO
>>59079860
>>59079860
>and is close up second
[citation needed]
>Hey anon you're going to vote for Duterte, right?
What do
>>59079860
This person actually shares country with me.
Feels bad man
>>59079860
Literally kill yourself.
>yfw Bongbong Marcos becomes VP
>>59079909
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>59079909
3D
PD
>>59079860
>>59079912
samefegging
>>59079909
>implying it's wrong to vote Dutdut
