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すべてはかがやきのために
I would rub my dick on that train
しんかんせん
下から読んでも
しんかんせん
>>59025916
おはよう
今日はウエンツじゃないの?
>>59025978
The doors are a great place to do that
remote circlejark.
![hahanohi_present[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LeIcdSF.png "hahanohi_present[1].png")
Don't forget to wish your mothers a happy Mother's Day!
>>59025985
下から読むとは?
>>59025988
ウエンツには自由席はございません。
>>59026059
I didn't! Thanks
>>59026059
hi Sarah :p
I want to give you a rose :p
>>59026059
Sara those people are covered in nipples!
>>59026002
>満員電車
>i'm pressed against the door
>suddenly boner
>dick hard against the door's window
>rub it a little
>cum
>>59025916
What is this sexy train?
![xn4eu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lCb5yTB.jpg "xn4eu[1].jpg")
>>59026198
北陸新幹線かがやき号だよ
>>59026122
Th-thanks...
>>59026145
Do what now?
>>59026312
bring your elbows together
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YD3grBv.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>59026357
>>59026379
(;^ω^)…
>>59026357
Th-then what...?
>>59026059
アメリカの母の日って何をするのが一般的?
日本では赤いカーネーションを贈るのが習慣になってる
>>59026312
farted loudly, lad
>>59026093
>下から読むとは?
日本語を縦に書いて読んでいた頃の名残
回文を言う時によく使う
>>59026428
then take a picture and post results
>>59026440
kek
>>59026417
HOMO JANAI
>>59026430
花とかほかのプレゼントやカードを贈るのが一般的だと思います
>>59026440
You've just got your mind in the gutter!!
...can't unsee...
>>59026447
Take a picture of what, exactly? You can't get many angles like that...
>>59026443
>回文
し
ん
か
ん
せ
ん
どこが回文?
>>59026198
Shinkansen 500 series Kodama 763
>>59026534
と突っ込ませるくだらないネタ
>>59026059
I never asked to be born
>>59026582
you're mother is white
>>59026059
no i hate her
>>59026605
why
>>59026475
Σ(゜д゜)lesbian !!
>>59026635
LESBIAN DEMO NAI
>>59026620
i think she might have gone insane, there's too much stuff to write about so i wont bore you with the details
>>59026059
My mom is dead unfortunately.
>>59026531
そーなんだ
花は何でもいいのかね
日本はなぜカーネーションなんだろー
You're all depressing kisamas
>>59026659
Σ(゜д゜) shemale !?
https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEV_LARGE Hey can someone find in the article where it talks about this guy's death and how he died? I can't find any information on him in English, and people say he's dead. My Japanese is shit tier too.
>>59026702
VAGINA GA NAI
>>59026675
>日本はなぜカーネーションなんだろー
リーンカーネーションのせいだな。
たぶん。
>>59026718
1969年11月24日[要出典]-2015年5月4日[1]
>>59026059
3 weeks left desu
>>59026732
hint : ass
>It's 12pm in Japan, while it's 5am in germany
>will never chat with a qtie japanese grill ;_;
hello fellow /jp/ what did you do during mothers day? did you give your mother your warm love a a beautiful present? I gave my mother some tickets on the nearby spa.
[spoiler]To be honest this was my first time giving it to her since i always on my room living the neet life good thing some of my friends gave me their spare spa tickets. Now im sad [/spoiler]
>>59026718
the reason isn't written even in Japanese article
>>59026773
I'm sorry
cancer sucks
>>59026829
Geh ins Bett!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChygZLpJDNE
SOME M U S I C
ayy
>>59026748
うまい
>>59026863
tu nicht sagen mir was zu tun
>>59026887
ayaya LMAO
>>59026718
I can't find any clue of how he died.
Some people infer from the fact he had been in bad shape that it was a disease though.
rate
>>59026924
おれもあややって読んじゃうw
>>59026989
7/10
>>59026924
ayaya
Read from the reverse, it's ayaya.
>>59026809
what is warm love…
>>59026924
ayaya?
>>59026990
めっちゃホリデイな気分になっちゃうな
>>59026924
I would like to know if a girl had ever liked me
God pls tell me
send me a signal
>>59027202
there is no god
and no girl that ever liked you
Is it a "H" that is "I"?
>>59027202
you always post only about women and your skin's color
>>59027202
>>59027267
>>59027282
yes. I think. maybe.
I would like to hear a female voice often
a female voice talking to me
>>59027202
just tell yourself it doesn't matter
works for me for a while then i cry myself to sleep hours later
>>59026809
Honestly, I didn't buy any expensive present for my mom, just carnations.
I fixed lunch for her today.
>>59027406
get an iphone with siri
>>59027406
esto es porque nostra economia no es como del colombia paysano... habla a las chicas cabron
probably not going to prom was a mistake
probably was a mistake ignoring all those invitations to parties in shanghai because my thoughts of all women like white men
I remember when that nice girl at the law school invited me to take a sit near her, I refused because no way she could be interested in me
probably treating that japanese girl like shit because she was japanese was a mistake
>>59027349
wow
>>59027723
you realize you've made mistakes, now dont repeat them.
go forth brother.
>>59027723
Being born was probably a mistake too
やや、亜弥や
>>59027723
I guess you are belong top tier in Peruvians society.
Why don't you pursuit the young Peruvians qt?
もぅﾏﾁﾞ無理。 彼氏とゎかれた。 ちょぉ大好きだったのに
ｩﾁのことゎもぅどぉでもぃぃんだって。
どぉせｩﾁゎ遊ばれてたってｺﾄ。 今手首切った。
ｩﾁ達は節理も無く禍殃を語る人に心を許さぬ。
齊しく、其れを辯疏する亊にも。
>>59027740
sugee
>>59027996
Thanks
>>59025916
穴に入ると風圧が
もちろん新幹線の話
>>59026093
>>59026534
新幹線は下から読んだら
せんかんしん
>>59026989
4/10
>>59027007
8/10
>>59027994
安らかにお眠り
>>59027994
日本語でおk
はよう
>>59026059
Is it mothers day in Europe?
>>59028034
>tfw you are baited by the pussy pic before you post here
>>59027996
sugee【sʊdʒíː】(名)カナダ(形)カナダの、カナダ的な
もちろん嘘だけどね。
I found a sentence that is famous probably.
Was it a rat I saw?
>>59028070
?
>>59028034
Depends on the country, but many celebrate it today.
>>59028178
you posted that thread of which the op pic was lewd , didn't you?
おっぱいロリのことどう思う?
I didn't know Mothers day is common in the world.
>>59028092
sugee
>>59028325
sugee
日本qt は黒人が好き
>>59028289
And said anime feet were great?
Yeah what of it?
>>59028366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRlcQntz_g
貼り忘れてた
>>59028332
(ノ∀｀)そんなにほめるなよ
マーケーナーイーデー!
>>59028386
that's because you were baited by the pussy
>>59028418
中山美穂?
>>59028430
No, because I know those threads are always volatile
Now I need to go out and buy breakfast
>>59028438
>中山美穂
グラビア時代の坂井泉水
>>59028325 sugee
>>59028366
>>59028390
日本人ブラックピーポーですね?!?
https://youtu.be/MF9rsIslT8E
長き夜のとをの眠りの皆目覚め浪乗り船の音のよきかな
ながきよの とをのねぶりのみ なめざめ なみのりふねの おとのよきかな
でかけよ
pfffft ahahaha
>>59028744
what's wrong
>>59028529
sugee
sugee sugee sugee sugee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecalDRGlbP4
>>59029028
mecha sugee
>>59027446
>carnations
This is the traditional Mother's day flowers in Japan, right?
>>59028325
童顔巨乳ね
今季Best titisはばくおんの凛ちゃん
>>59028529
カップヌードル?
how useful is duolingo for learning languages (other than japanese)
>>59029197
Read the notes, use something else with it, Duolingo on itself is pure shit
You can try learning English from Japanese btw, it werks
>>59029241
>was reading through the notes for german while waiting for someone to respond
>a german flag replied to me
thanks
>>59029241
>werks
craft!
OR SHOULD I SAY
DANKE
うふふ
>>59029290
>>59029309
No problem lad
>>59029197
Duolingo depends on easy iteration way too much. it may be helpful when you are at the very beginning, but I think it can be inefficient to learn quickly.
>>59027994
これ好き。
「節理も無く禍殃を語る人」でググったらネット辞典がヒットしてワロタ。
これが原典だったんだね。
これもbleachのセリフかと思ってたけどオリジナルっぽい?
>>59029418
thanks i'll keep that in mind too
Is it to late to go into Tokyo?
>>59029152
yes
what's popular to give for mothers in Russia?
>>59029601
ワスレナグサ
>>59029535
asia is so safe, you can go out anytime
kek meanwhile here, I already close and blocked all my doors with big metals bar, I turned on the alarms and checking the cameras throught tv screens
also my revolver is near
>>59029679
Aw, those are lovely.
>>59029535
何で?
>>59029693
Its more that I just want to enjoy the sun but I think it will get cold soon
>>59029703
ay if u suck my dick ill give u some of them flowers
ラーメンライス
>>59029725
Or no fuck this shit, going to take a poop and after that Ill go out
>>59029693
just wondering, which dialect do you know?
mandarin or canto?
>>59029731
Oh Mister Darcy
今年は久しぶりにオリンピックを観ようかな
>>59029755
普通话
先日、初めて日本人のおまんこをなめたんです。
素敵な経験であった。
>>59029535
4
3
2
1
>>59029535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAM5Ho6On14
>>59025916
Why does everybody bash Americans? Yo, lets be honest faggots, our shitty culture has defined the modern, international zeitgeist for the past 40 years.
So I finally arrived in Shinjuku-Goen
Who wants to have some fun?
Maybe go to a strip club or not? How are the prices there
I'm a tourist, I have 2 more nights to spend in Tokyo, actually 3, on 15 th of may I'll spend the night here again before my flight
>>59029946
success breeds jealousy
今日は、
去年の十二月から勉強して居る。
文法はまだ知らないけど読う事がもう十分に分かります。
そう言えば、1筆問が有る。
もし全部漢字で書けたら、どう?
楽しくと思います!
>>59029679
Are 忘れな草ワスレナグサ popular flowers for presents in Russia (or just Mother’s Day)?
I mean I have an image that 忘れな草 are gardening flowers rather than flower bouquets at florist's shops in Japan.
This japanese keyboard is getting on my nerves, can't you do something more normal for god's sake?! This laptop was a mistake.
>>59030065
写真を撮って下さい。
>>59030060
>全部漢字で書けたら
漢文じゃないか、それじゃww
>>59030065
What does it mean
>>59029850
smels like fish or cheese?
>>59030082
I love you Japan anyway.
>>59030158
do the nipponese have to use IME?
>>59030062
You don't make like a bouquet of them, just a little bundle.
I would give them to a girl I'm dating too, especially during summer girls like simple field flowers.
>>59029808
なんか俺のpcに似てると思ったら
レノボかあ
元々のキーボードは壊れて認識しなくなったから外付けだよ
>>59030089
ばいはい、「全部に」と意味しなかった。
平仮名の代わり単語だけ。例えば、居る、有る、欲しい、etc。
>>59030158
Wait, are you using these hiragana keys to type? I think you'd have less headache by typing in romaji instead.
Unless you're complaining about the non-letter keys (like diacritics and punctuaction) being all over the place.
If that's the case, I can feel you, my keyboard is of American layout and I had to do some hardcore swaps in order to fit all my needs into it.
best game in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ
>>59030287
that's not system shock 1 for MS-DOS
>>59030241
>you will never receive these flowers from まゆゆ
I'm traveling to japan to study abroad for a few months and I was wondering how Japanese saw Black people. Are they just fun oddities to the people, or is there xenophobia towards them?
>>59030283
>Unless you're complaining about the non-letter keys (like diacritics and punctuaction)
I'm working on a widget and it's a headache to use this keyboard. I think I'll plug a normal keyboard.
>>59030287
That's not Zero Escape 3.
>>59030336
There's quite a few Black people in Tokyo if you look in the right places.
I guess "fun oddities"is the closest attitude that they have.
>>59030317
JUST
>>59030336
>I'm traveling to japan
To where? Tokyo? No problem, I saw some black guys in Tokyo. Nobody says a thing about them.
The countryside? Good luck.
>>59030336
You'll be able to easily get trashy white girls.
Saw it happen with some girls. One even expressingly proclaimed she wants a Japanese boyfriend, but in the end was with a black guy.
>>59030336
if you can sing and dance like Jero everyone will love you
https://youtu.be/u9c9oSlmOOs
>>59030336
>I'm traveling to japan to study abroad for a few months
enjoy wasting time and money, don't listen to the tatemae in this thread, you will not have a single, real, jap friend.
>>59030336
Are you just black or are you TBQHSMHFAM BL42317F46607 REAL SAYAN FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE?
Expect to be treated as respectfully as you are towards the country's culture.
And be ready for some unavoidable hair touching, retribute it by touching people's hair instead of crying on YouTube.
>>59030241
>>59030241
It sounds interesting to know the differences about flowers gift.
A bundle flower looks cute as a present.
If I were a girl, I would be glad to get it from you.
>>59030336
general people can't or don't want to speak engrish
>>59029808
(´◞౪◟｀)
>>59030431
>going all the way to Japan just to fuck white girls
I could do that here in the states mane.
>>59030460
I'm doing it more for the opportunity just to get out of the country more than anything. First time out of the country, so I hope it'll be something nice! Also, yes, I will be in Tokyo.
>>59030481
Do they get offended if you try to speak their language to them like some hispanics do in the states?
チンポから拭きした
Need a quick shave for my head, how much will it cost me here in Shinjuku?
>>59030594
それは血が出たろうに
>>59030581
>Tokyo
watch out for any hungry skeleton swedes with some gay luxury bag
there's one that frequents this thread who's studying in tokyo and is racist against blacks. he will literally go up to you and take a photo just to post it on the internet so he can make fun of you
>>59030663
>he will literally go up to you
Americanon is not a bird, you know.
>>59028140
Yo
I think you said yesterday that you'd like to go out... wanna meet?
>>59030336
電車の中でまた広げない限りok
それは黒人に限ったことじゃないけどそれやられるとやっぱり目立つし嫌な目で見られる
>>59030336
Black (african) people are no problem here.
Sadly, Latino people are still looked as trash even in Tokyo because Brazilian/Peruvian immigrants commit crime a lot...
>>59030780
>Peru
>>59030780
this
>>59030792
こーころをなににーたとえよおー
>>59030780
>still looked as trash
That's because they are.
チンコの話しようぜ
>>59030780
> Brazilian/Peruvian immigrants commit crime a lot
lol wut?
>>59030866
いつもしてるけど
>>59030780
>Peru
kek send me my 10 000 peruvians back here then I will send you back your 300 000 japs to your shitty island
4chanからチンコの話取ったら何が残るんだ?
>>59030923
>>59030336
We usually don’t distinguish people by races, so you won’t be discriminated because of “black”. Foreigners are just foreigners. We treat you as one of a foreigner.
ペルーはOculus Rift買ったのかな
>>59030872
>>59030977
ナカダ容疑者がカナダ容疑者にみえて、ペルー系カナダ人の移民かと思った。
お前の中に潜んでいるホモを解放しる!
>>59030957
私は、HTCVIVE をもたらした
>>59031042
∧∧
(д`* )
(⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/_ノωヽ_)
>>59030872
That's right spic. Your people are pure garbage. GO HOME.
>>59030977
The cops also look latino to me...
“Q.あなたの言っていることがわかりません
( ) do you ( ) ?
正解 (What) do you (mean) ?
娘の解答 (Sore) do you (imi) ?
>>59031247
お、おまえの架空の娘、天才かもしれん
誰かヌルヌルした穴紹介して下さい
>>59030926
マンコ
>>59031234
sure,this picture was in peru.
>>59031277
>>59031314
お前の肛門はふしだらだ!!
じゃなく
お前の目はふしあなだ!
>>59031143
why so racist fat white cow?
implying I can't make you scream of pleasure with my big brown cock
maybe you dislike latinos because no latino man is interested on a white blonde whale
こんいちわ友達
>>59031277
カップラーメン
また神様が輝かな朝を与えてくれた!
>>59031410
こんにちわ*
fuck this keyboard
>>59031410
こんいちわ他人
>>59031410
イースターはもうやめて!
>>59031387
That is so fucking disgusting! Nobody wants your 2" shit stick.
>>59031432
× こんにちわ
〇 こんにちは
>>59031387
>>59031453
I know the correct form, I just do it to trigger people like you :^)
>>59031423
違うよ。鮮やかな朝がまた今日も神様を与えてくれたんだよ。
>>59031452
USE CM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aqjIjrMyJE
Anyone wanna tell me what this girl is talking about in this video?
>>59031480
>I know the correct form, I just do it to trigger people like you :^)
和訳)いやそのとおり、さっきまでは饅頭が怖かったんだけどね、今は熱いお茶が怖い。
>>59031505
No. This is America!
>>59031535
Easy there lad, I barely started with 日本語
Repeat in English pls
>>59031528
it's too long 10 minits
>>59031489
汎神論みたい。ナイス
>>59031541
lol retarded fat cow
このスレはキリスト教徒の人が多いのか?
>>59031630
America owns the entire world you fucking retard.
>>59031541
there must be a strong reason you dislike latinos
probably because you liked one but he didnt liked you back
>>59031541
Why do You always get irritated
>>59031567
>Repeat in English pls
i can't speak english !!
>>59031663
you're seriously retarded, please go back to whatever shithole you came from
>>59031672
Autism + menopause
>>59031541
SO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WEIGH YOU FAT COW?
IN Lbs or KG ?
>>59031648
そうでもないと思う。
西洋人じゃなければ
reminder to ignore namefags.
>>59031663
you must be on your period
pls take some pills
and also go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
>>59031682
Go back to Mexico you disgusting spic. Nobody wants you here.
>>59031696
LBS
Kuma Miko thread
>>59031676
John please
Stop pretending to be Japanese and just answer me
I am eating a taco bowl a la Trump actually. Viva Mexico!
>>59031720
Please calm down princes chan
We all love you
>>59031720
>lbs
>implying that's a measurement
maybe you should switch to metric
>>59031648
僕は具体的な宗教を信じてないけど象徴として神という言葉をよく使う
>>59031724
Why did you understand that I was not a Japanese?
many people calls me
GOOGLE TRANSLATOR
>>59031832
>象徴として神という言葉をよく使う
えらい和風だな
>>59031901
It's getting pathetic now, just stop.
Post ID or get out
>>59031832
たまにはオーディンのことも思い出してくださいね
>>59031444
どういう意味??
