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Sweden
>ah hai gaijin-san, japanese are not racist at all, we commit no war crimes
>haha sirry gaijin berieve my tatemae
ネトウヨとweeabooの慣れ合いスレはここですか?
>>58908703
おうよ!ゆっくりしていけよな兄ちゃん!
>>58908703
そうです。
>>58908302
otsu
>>58908703
糖質が抜けてますよ^^
Abe in London.
I didn't know Cameron is still 49 years old. I thought he is around 55.
>>58908979
fixed:
I didn't know Cameron was only 49 years old. I thought he was around 55.
>>58908979
阿部さんロンドンか〜いいなあ行きたい
>>58909126
Thanks senpai!
do you have a gf?
皆さんの周りの男性はどんな女性が好みですか?
もちろん人によりますが、こんな男性はこんな女性が好みという、傾向はあるように思います。
>これまた珍しい物を欲しがったものだな。そんな嗜好品をお前が口にするなんざ、この長雨にも納得が行くというものだ
>You always seem to want rare things. Now that you've brought up that luxury good, this long rain feels oddly more natural.
I saw this translation being mocked online, whats the problem?
外人コンプって言われてもいいから死ぬまでに一度外人と付き合ってみてえな
>>58909383
顔が可愛くて話しやすい人が人気かなぁ
Stop killing Triceratops japan !
ポーランドのコアラのマーチ
Does what she's talking about actually bother you guys? She mentions how you guys really don't have a say about how your culture is 'fetishized' over here. Do you guys really care? Or is this person just being a cultural imperialist and treating you guys like children.
>>58909696
マジかよ
てか海外のお菓子売り場行ってみてえな
![199a637c0061c6217ee40113e5a49ca0120d1566_hq[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dbG7Ftf.gif "199a637c0061c6217ee40113e5a49ca0120d1566_hq[1].gif")
F君は素人童貞、と
>>58909845
No, culture always morphs and changes. Cultures clash with one another. Trying to preserve culture or keep cultures separate is pointless. It won't happen. Time erodes all. Furthermore, there's not a problem with actively participating in a culture you weren't raised in. If Japanese people like American movies and books I'll be happy others enjoy my culture, and I view myself reading Japanese books and watching Japanese movies/television in the same way, just someone enjoying a different culture.
>>58909696
Hey I've bought these before
>>58909952
君も素人童貞だろ?
それとも、彼女がいるか?
>>58909845
>cultural appropriation
>>58909845
Most of what she is saying is not really people misunderstanding asian culture, but rather taking part in a completely separate culture, that of weaboo/otakus, whose members usually know perfectly well that's it's not a representation of asians.
>>58910188
I am pretty sure that I see a good deal of 大和魂 within the "weaboo culture", after all if it's Japanese people making things then their culture will seep into it. Nothing odd about that. I don't think anime reflects Chinese, Korean, etc cultures though.
![Country_2adff9_5746456[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fD8nizM.jpg "Country_2adff9_5746456[1].jpg")
>>58910307
今朝、近所でゴミ拾いをした。褒めておくれ
>>58910307
>>58910483
>yorkshire
lowp ovver t'yat
>>58910561
頑張りましたね
Netherlands says hi <3
>>58911529
Ohayo gozaimasu, orandajin.
Thank you for your patronage.
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵
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∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ TANASINN ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
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>>58911886
you should have thought and not felt before posting that
>>58911857
Have you ever been bullied by japanese posters, oldest ally?
世界というのは所詮、脳の見る幻想だ
>>58911947
(´・∀・`)
(´・A・`;
(´・A・,･
(´・A｡;ﾟ,
(´・｡;ﾟ.'･
(´,ﾟ;.'･ﾟ,
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(´・∀,;ﾟ.
(´・∀・,ﾟ
(´・∀・`,
(´・∀・`)
(´・∀・`)つ
(´・∀・`)つω
>>58911961
No, nihonjins don't bully people on the internet.
>>58912189
good to know
とっても眠いわぁ
皆さん、おやすみなさい
>>58912189
You'll be surprised if you ever visit 2ch or futaba
>>58912000
Yeah, I'll just punch right in your face and it's all illusion by your brain.
>>58912189
Japanese are bullying Korean on the internet
>>58912340
そのタヌキは醜すぎる
おやすみ
ムラムラしてきた!
ちょっとマスをかいてくるから待ってて
>>58912492
>Japanese are bullying Korean on the internet
"Japanese bully Koreans on the internet"
ジャップは甘やかすとすぐ調子に乗るからね。だからルールで縛り付けておかないといけない。
>>58912540
乙
せんずりはほどほどにな
さてと、中国を民主化させて半島統一の道筋をつけてやるとするか
まったく手のかかる小僧だ
日本人の最大の思い違いは、サルでも西欧のような国になれると思っていることである。サルは何をやっても猿。西洋人にはなれないのである。このことは夏目漱石も野口英世も言っている。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_3ID9BdUg4
>>58912594
「千擦り」というのは大したもんだ
さすが日本の男だけあってよほどな体力がる
三擦り半って言葉もあるけどなw
>>58911961
Yes, social justice warriors constantly accused me of being chikan just because I think third wave feminism is retarded.
SJW's will bully regardless of nationality or ethnicity.
(´・_・)...but you are gaijin?
(ヽηﾉ)
ノ,ω,ヽ
>>58911961
I got bullied for being doutei once
they kept insisting I go fuck a whore (with a gomu) because they're so readily available that I shouldn't have a reason not to
felt bad man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oInNvs3vLJ
How did Japan even get so cute?
............ 彡 ⌒ ミ
.............(´・ω・｀)_ みんなああああ~!
......γ´⌒--ヾvー-ヽ⌒｀ヽ
../⌒.(.........｀i..........)..⌒＼
(....,,,人､.･＿￥＿･,.人,,,,.....)
...＼ ｨ⌒ヽ...i⌒ii⌒i....ｨ⌒ヽ/
....((､､､(((＼ﾆﾆﾆ/))), , ,))
.........｀{＿~l.|(Θ)|.l~＿}'
..........(...._.l.l ⌒ l.l._....)
............＼..I.|i⌒i|..I../
.............⊂ﾆUl...lUﾆ⊃
....................i___j
>>58914876
>>58914901
!!逃げろ!!
ガチムチだ!!!!
>>58914901
どうした兄貴
>>58914876
>>58914945
but those drawn by old farts
the trains are so expensive, 10k for a 2h ride, huh?
Can I buy a ticket for the next stop and then gaijin smash my way at the destination? does that still work? I can speak Polish when they spot me so they can't try to use their best English
>>58914901
禿げてる
>>58915054
old farts with PTSD from the war that needed to draw cute things to survive
>>58915061
>does that still work?
Not only train, but you'll even get a free ride to the local police office.
>>58915097
scoobyはいつも禿げてる
男の証明だから
>>58915054
なもりさんは女の子ですが
>>58915236
I'm white though
>>58915256
>なもり
>女の子
She's 28 years old
>>58915289
>guys i'll try Polish
>treat me as a white man
>>58915442
savage
>>58915347
まあ、それはそうだけど、彼女はまだBBAじゃないよ。
>>58915054
>old farts
Only on the outside
>>58915468
>BBAじゃない
アラサーはBBA
.........彡 ⌒ ミ........
..........(´･ω･`)....<Don't Discard Foods Lads
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|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵＼/ ∵∴ ∵∴
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>>58915611
緊急事態だああぁ!!!
デブが現れたああああ!!!!
全速逃げろ!!
>>58915580
悔しいが認めざるを得ない
>>58915761
................＿
............../＼ ＼
............./ /￣/
.../＼ ca＼/na/da＼
../..../￣￣彡⌒ミ￣/
..＼/＿__..( ´･ω･)/
......./....と.muricaﾉ...ﾊｧ
....../......人....Y....ﾊｧ
......＼/し'(＿)
>>58915763
大丈夫さ
なんせ僕、BBAも好きですから(確信
あなたはあなたに対してあかりちゃんが特攻させる?
･.................|
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....(.´_⊃｀)../ >>58916138 日本語でぉk
:::::(|、、、|)./
::::::::ヽ..r.)
:::::::::::::/しi
>>58916138
イェスさー
おはよう
>>58916403
おはろー
>>58916403
おはようございます
そっちは何時?
オセアニア時間だ
【製品とは】
。。。_、,_
(⊂_ ﾐ ドイツ人が発明
↓
( ´_⊃｀) ｱﾒﾘｶ人が製品化
↓
ﾐ ´_>｀) イギリス人が投資
↓
ξ ・_>・) フランス人がデザイン
↓
( ´U_,｀) ｲﾀﾘｱ人が宣伝
↓
( ´∀｀) 日本人が小型化に成功
↓
( ｀ハ´) 中国人が海賊版を作り
↓
<ヽ｀д´> 韓国人が起源を主張する。
>>58916403
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
Japanese thread ni yokouso.
>>58916463
7時半です
>>58916519
追記:
カナダ人がファッキンリーフを育つ
|..
|....彡⌒ミ
＼.(´･ω･`)....みんなの国では、夜食といえば何?
....(|。。。|)::::What food is Midnight-food in ur cunt?
......(γ.../:::::::
........し..＼::::
.................＼
>>58917000
anything 2bh
>>58917000
Meat pie
>>58917000
munch box
>>58917000
乳首の数がおかしい
|..
|....彡⌒ミ
＼.(´･ω･`)....残念、答えはうどんでした
....(|。。。|)::::OMG the (correct) reply is "Udon"
......(γ.../:::::::
........し..＼::::
.................＼
>>58917000
kebab
>>58917334
なぞなぞだったのかよ
>>58914544
>being doutei
>bully
That's a just banz I think, this thread and 2ch is full of doutei.
....人_......
.(\＿__).......人という字は
(＿\＿_)........うんこからできています
>>58917466
I doubt it. they were talking amongst themselves later about their riajyu lives
>>58917478
相応しい
....┌┐
...ノ \
ノ彡⌒ミ
|..(´･ω･) <I am a best Yasyoku
|(ﾉi。。|)
|....i。。i
＼_ヽ＿ゝ
...U"..U
>>58917693
>I doubt doutei
( ´,_ゝ｀)ﾌﾟｯ
>>58917902
many people doubt doutei(´・ω・｀)
>>58917849
I am takoyaki
>>58917849
PHILLIPPINES BANANA IS GOD
How much time should pass before I'll be able to shitpost in Japanese?
>>58917693
They are pretended to be riajyu. If they are riajyu, why they are spending their time on anon board?
>>58918107
Judging by まゆゆ you fuckers learn pretty quickly
>>58918276
>日本語ができない感じ
悔しい…
>>58918134
to bully people who aren't riajyu
that is their way
that is why they must explode
>>58918134
Riajyus can't actually feel true happiness - the closest they can come is the feeling of belitting people (especially non-riajyus) on the internet.
彡 ⌒ ミ
( ´・ω・｀) 童貞とは純潔を意味します。
l.r.。Y。i| 純潔とは美少女を意味します。
U＿_/￣￣￣//
￣＼/xvideos/
>>58918337
賛意乞食ね
>>58918525
>美少女になれる
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
>>58918467
>>58918366
When I was riajyu, I have no time for post on any anon board. But now I'm able to shitposting everyday. So I can say they aren't real riajyus.
>>58918633
蛾乙
死すべし
>日本にはチョウ目の昆虫が3,500種類知られているが、「チョウ」と呼ばれるものは250種類にすぎず、他はすべて「ガ」である。世界全体で見ると、ガの種類数はチョウの20 - 30倍ともいわれている。
>>58918907
>When I was riajyu
What happened to you, anon?
Tell us about your fall from grace.
>>58918907
what happened to you?
>>58909696
Hey friend. I've been taking Japanese courses for a couple of years now, what is "Porando"??
>>58919141
not sure if serious, but it's "Poland"
>>58918888
>美少女になれる
嘘を言うな
>>58919265
でもあいつ言ってたろう
童貞=美少女だって
>アニメのキャラ名でググる
>コスプレイヤーが出る
>ぶっ殺したくなる
>>58919059
>>58919003
I broke up with my lover, so I've a lot of time.
>>58919430
>anzuの画像が貼られた
>百万個(ぷぷ、"まんこ")の太陽のごときに激怒する
>>58919430
>戦国時代の人物名前でググる
>くそヤオイや美少女化しかない
>なぜ日本になくなる
>>58919430
街角でカメラマンにけつに射精される性別の不明なコスプレーヤーの写真を思い出した
>>58919693
Why did you break up? When are you getting back together with her?
>>58919874
戦艦の名前もだぞ
What did you have for breakfast anons?
I'm eating nikuman and azukiman
>>58919874
google search results are tailored to you based on what you search for
either delete your cookies are stop looking up 2D wimmen
>>58920154
nothing yet.
>nikuman
I want to try one of those
i've only had delicious chinese bbq pork buns
>>58920240
Its pretty similar I doubt it's that different
Maybe the quality is different
crikey post quality sure has gone down in my absence
>>58920154
I ate prawn toast, samosas and a bottle of ginger wine for dinner.
I just picked a few things from the fridge.
>>58914876
what animu is this?
have any of you been to finland i want to know what you think
finland is boring and i feel bad every time i see japanese tourists because there's nothing to see except moomin merch shops
>>58920154
Beer and grilled beef
>>58919998
We just weren't compatible, and look for the next opportunity. But I'll take a break from being riajyu for a while.
>>58920154
おむすび
>>58920154
White stew that is the rest of food for dinner.
>>58920369
>average japanese go to finland or other europe
>be manlet
>be chinks or gooks
>>58920363
>>58920386
>>58920551
What luxurious breakfast
>>58920369
>what animu is this?
Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta
>>58920426
>i'll take a break
i'm afraid you're still riajyu
What is the difference between
私はあそこからその町へ飛んだ。
and
私があそこからその町へ飛んだ。
Please explain in detail if possible.
Good
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning
Everyone!
How are you?
>>58920369
>There is nothing to see
Nah, there is aurora and reindeer there. We can't see real reindeer in Japan, of course Santa too.
>>58920994
Fine sank you.
And you?
>>58920994
sooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
and you?
>>58920426
That's unfortunate, but I hope you manage to acquire a new girlfriend in the future.
>>58920994
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin. The morning is young and hopefully so are you. What will you do today?
so does anyone have any old kpop/jpop songs from the 90s kind of like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDy2g50_K60
>>58920426
cheering for you, anon!
>>58921031
>>58921048
not bad
>>58921067
just drink
JUST DRINK
>>58920565
全員は同じに見えるから、彼らが話しをする時まで、私の住んでいる都市に来る日中韓の旅行者を見分けられない。
btw new asian boss video on how japanese people view cheating, has generated lot of negative views from western culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENscSDOsodE
>>58920980
Can you explain the difference between "I will go to the town" and "I am going to the town"?
>>58921075
https://youtu.be/p0ZSyvEB06c
>>58920678
thanks oldest ally
>>58921010
i only saw aurora once and crashing into reindeer on roads is a huge problem here everyone hates them except they taste pretty good and are cute
i might be visiting japan what do i absolutely need to see in a week or two? also i'm huge initialdfag how difficult is getting to mt. haruna from tokyo when you don't know japanese? can you rent cars there for a day
>>58921144
何でそんなこと言うの!
確かに韓国人と中国人と日本人はみんな似たような顔だよ、でもさ、ここは日本スレッドなんだから「日本人はわかりやすいよ、だって他のアジア人と違ってみんなイケメンばっかなんだもん」位の事は言ってくれたっていいじゃん!
お世辞くらい言ってよ!
>>58921177
>still posting that poor girl
You're a creep.
>>58921177
Japan had polygamy during the samurai era. I hope go back that, our birth rate will more rising than now and many women can make a stable life as a full-time housewife.
>>58921433
正直すぎてワロタ
>>58921614
well to be fair having a concubine or harem of women on the side is about as normal for east asia as it was for the ottoman empire
>>58921433
>お世辞くらい言ってよ
日本語と比べると韓国語と中国語はかっこいじゃない。
それは十分?
俺の正直な感覚だと、顔だけだと5割は区別がつかない
2割は明らかに日本人だと分かる
3割はだいたい分かる
>>58921433
罪のない嘘・・・か
>>58921816
>日本語と比べると韓国語と中国語はかっこいじゃない。
逆逆!
それだと韓国語と中国語は日本語よりかっこいいというころになっちゃうでしょ!
全然お世辞になってない!
あ。もしかして
>かっこいじゃない。
これ「かっこよくない」って言おうとした?「~じゃない」は「~でしょ」って意味で使われることもあるから注意ね!
>>58921872
韓国人は顔で速攻分かる。特に欧米で見る女の観光客は整形してるのが多くて、例の金型顔だから。それか整形してないとモンゴル人みたいな顔してる。中国人は身嗜みですぐに分かる。
>>58922035
実は高度なボケかも
俺らから見て黒人がみんな似たような顔に見えるのと一緒で
西欧人にはアジア人もみんな同じような顔に見えるのかもねー
>>58922081
欧米だけじゃないや、東南アジアでも金型顔の韓国女のブランドカバンをモンゴル顔の男が持ってるカップルが何組かいた。
>>58922135
くそっやられたか!
俺、欧米人の見分けつくよ(大嘘)
もしも神様が、有名人に一人だけ会わせてくれるとしたら誰にしますか?
>>58922155
インド人やメキシコ人見ても白人と言ってる日本人いるし、他国のことなんてそんなもんでしょう。
>>58922231
my mom
>>58922155
黒人はそれぞれだけどね
アルゼンチン人とかポルトガル人とか
>>58922231
どの有名人に死んで欲しいと言う意味か
>>58922231
His mum>>58922306
>>58921937
ハンガリー人はカトリックが多いらしいけど、君もクリスチャン?
クリスチャンは、お世辞のような優しい嘘もついちゃいけないって本当かい?
>>58922374
>ポルトガル人
>blacktugal
>>58922301
基本的に興味ないんだよな
イニエスタがいても誰も気づかないし
>>58922231
Devil
>>58921304
"I am going to the town" is either a description of what is currently happening in the present, or a description of what will happen in the near future, very soon, even sooner than "I'm gonna go to the town" would suggest.
"I will go to the town" is a more generic description of the future, and carries a slight implication that it's not about to happen anytime soon.
>>58922449
いや、無神者
それに最近はカトリックも昔にくらべりゃそれほど多くない
最後の質問はアメリカ旗なら知ってるだろう、あいにく俺は知らない
This pic is from the end roll of Dragon Quest 5
What does this vice mean?
I looked up it but I only found negative meanings.
>>58922816
そうか、どうもありがとう
正直、ここで宗教の質問しても大概無神教の人ばっかなので答えがもらえない時が多いw
>>58922907
副って意味じゃないの?
副社長とか副大統領ってvice president って言うじゃん。
>>58923062
あ、そうなんだ
どうもありがとう!
VICEでググると変な意味しかなかったのでわからなかった
ありがとう
>>58922907
It means like the secondary person behind the producer (not an assistant). Like, the vice president (副大統領) is someone who takes over the country if the President dies.
But "vice" by itself can also mean sinful or immoral behaviour.
>>58922655
イニエスタって誰?有名な人?
>>58923166
プロサッカー選手
すごい人なんだけど知らんよな・・・
>>58923149
Thanks!
It is interesting for me that the sinful word are used as a name of appointment
>>58923230
そうなのか。
海外の選手、5人くらいしか分からない…。
メッシ クリロナ 本田 長友 香川 岡崎
>>58922996
don't touch my moustache
4chanで宗教の話は全く無意味だから普通返事する気がない、ここのクリスチャンは皆fundamentalistのようだから理路など通じない
>>58923437
>don't touch my moustache
意味わかんなくてググっちまったじゃねーか!
>>58923387
Just to confuse people even more they also decided to call this a vice.
お前らリトルペプル教団に入信してこいよ
Beckham
Neymar
Ronaldo
Ruy Ramos
?????
I can't say even 5 foreign players.
>>58923636
最初「掘った芋弄るな」を聞いた時俺もそうだったから謝らない
>>58923387
It's certainly a strange thing anon, but the contexts are usually completely separate so as to prevent any kind of confusion or miscommunication.
仏教は不景気と相性が良いし殆ど哲学だから間違いなく復権する
>>58923730
飯が抜けてる
>>58923807
Should be change to president of vice for clarity.
ネトゲ嫁脱ぐ
>>58923437
>>58923636
直訳は「俺の髭に触るな」だけど
どういう意味になるの?
>>58923773
「掘った芋弄るな」でどういう意味になるの
>>58923941
どういたしまして
>>58922907
>>58923387
>>58923638
Apparently all of these meaning derive from Latin and have somehow become the same word. It's bizarre.
>>58923941
dont't touch the/my moustache
どういたしまして
掘った芋弄るな
what time is it now?
>>58923437
But 4chan is holy christian image board!
>>58923941
阿呆みたい
>>58923638
I remember all the meanings of vice now... possibly
>>58923807
the point is that the context is the most important!
pic related
>>58924055
The only God I accept is the God-Emperor of Mankind.
>>58924183
Horus looks cooler
かわいいアニメ少女のどや顔が大好き
>>58923822
日本の宗教は神道も仏教も教養であって、キリスト教やイスラム教とは違うと思う。だから宗教戦争起きてないんだろうけど。
Hi there /jp/ It is this anons >>58923687 birthday, could you guys wish him a happy birthday? Thanks!
which meanings does this vice have?
>>58923850
>president of vice
>>58924422
here it's a proper noun (not British "right and proper" but proper proper)
>>58924405
Now that's what I call attention-whoring, I gave him happy birthday anyway.
>>58924363
ドヤァ
>>58924048
笑い死ぬな、それは
そういう冗談なんだ
英語でそういう類いのもので面白いのある?
>>58924363
今季はくまみこのまちちゃんブッチ切り
昨日のネトゲ嫁は脱いだ
>>58924381
あいつらだって宗教戦争じゃなくて地域紛争をやった、やっているだけだよ
>>58925063
まちちゃんを強姦したい
Ohayo……………
I don't want to go to work……………
＿＿＿＿＿
/彡⌒ミ /
￣￣￣￣￣
..... 彡⌒ミ＿＿
/ (´･ω･`) / ｳｨｰﾝ
￣￣￣￣￣
.... 彡⌒ミ
__ (´･ω･`)_＿
/ (| |) /
￣￣￣￣￣
彡⌒ミ
(´･ω･`)
(| |)__＿
/ |__∧_| /
￣￣￣￣￣
>>58925314
I did not want to go to school today, but after I did, I felt really good and spent the entire evening browsing 4chan guilt-free.
>>58925416
＿〆⌒ ヽ＿_
|..(´-ω-｀)....|
/⌒⌒⌒∪⌒/|
>>58925391
まちちゃんの子宮には熊の精液がいっぱいよね
hage song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZu64pYj2OM
>>58924044
latin gives me a boner, autism breakdown in case anyone is curious.
vice as assistant / substitute
>derived from latin
>vicis = in place of
vice as a bad habit
>derived from latin
>vitium = a fault/blemish
vice as a clamping tool (alternate spelling "vise")
>derived from french word "vis" (meaning screw)
>vis derived from latin
>vitis = vine
tl;dr: english roots are a fucking mess
>>58925426
それは良かったね
>>58924405
Happy birthday anon. What is your plan for your birthday?
....(・ω・｀) : : 三
.....OテOノ=)三
....´ /ヽ__(_( ´｀ヽ 三
.....|::::*:::.|ヾ∪l:::*::|
.....\____ノ.....ヽ__ノ
>>58920980
hello I was bored so I wrote this.
I don't know grammar rules anymore (everything is based on observation of japanese conversations) so at risk of sounding like a retard here's my explanation:
the first introduces a new topic (you).
you can say stuff about yourself without using "watashi wa" later on. you can say random shit but it'd still be grammatically correct.
私はあそこからその町へ飛んだ。外国人です。白人です。ハンバーガーが食べたい。クソ眠い。うんこしたい。
none of the above after watashi wa can be used to talk about someone else without confusing the fuck out of someone later on when you bring them up.
the "watashi ga" sentence indicates only the subject because it's assumed the topic is already known.
あそこからその町へ飛んだ方は誰だ?
私があそこからその町へ飛んだ。
the topic has to be known or else no one will understand what exactly it is you're talking about without guessing.
It's basically
"I travelled there to the town."
vs
"It's me who travelled there to the town."
>>58925723
You should not sexualise Ako, it scares her.
>>58925426
You are right…
See you later…!
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q｀´ﾊ ミ ヽ } /＿＿＿ ヽ
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>>58925723
I doubt you understood at leat most of what was talked in itt.
