farewell to London edition
1st for me
crayon pop
will rasheed khan be the new mayor?
leelee
ya know *coughs profusely*
>>58895659
sucks
Reckon she looks a bit like pepe?
first for Swede butthurt and Straya
>>58895687
>kira
message her some extremely autistic death note reference
AUSFAGS BILL SHORTEN JUST PROMISED A FULL FTTP NBN GOOBYE LIBTARDS LABOR WON THE ELCTION TONIGHT
>>58895687
looks like a lesbian feminist chinky pepe
>>58895687
>has her hand near her chin
>PEPE! SHE'S PEPE! MUH MEEEMES!!
Remember when you were a kid and religious extremists were Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on your door? Now it's mad Muzzies blowing shit up. Eee bah gum.
honestly can't stop watching this
https://youtu.be/C2Q7SMIQumA
everything about her is so cute
she'll never know who I am
>>58895663
i'm only voting for him cos it upsets everyone here aha
Ate my first ever pear yesterday lads.
I went to Waitrose with mother and asked her what the fruit next to the lychees and star fruit were and it turned out they were pears.
It was too mealy, I didn't like it very much.
/lifelong/ here
just popping out to vote for my boy Sadiq
Captain Cook mentioned!
>>58895725
a mealy mouthed reply
>>58895724
just hope he doesn't take a meme stance on development
>>58895714
Uncanny
>>58895687
no
>>58895719
>>58895725
don't know what to make of this desu lad. how did you get to know lychees before pears? pears are entry level, lychees are pretty advanced fruit. starfruit even more so. did you grow up in a jungle?
>>58895725
>>58895772
>tfw failed my exotic fruit license exam for the 5th time
mum went ballistic she's threatening to throw me out
reminder lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36203956
>>58895793
London Borough of Bradford here.
Bud-bud-ding!
>>58895719
>Saoirse
That an Irish name?
Voting to stay in the EU now lads
Dear Rasheed:
London is a shit hole.
Sincerely, Rorke.
>>58895680
first thing I notice about this image was the smiley face on the toilet seat
>>58895820
Pakistani
>>58895725
How old are you lad?
>>58895837
How demeaning
>>58895837
Dw, only homosexuals would notice the girl first.
>>58895807
oh my god stop going on about it
yes she lost her son, so what? it happens, move on
the real victims are the muslims who will no doubt be targeted by far right groups such as BF and made to live their lives in fear
>>58895835
>he fell for the muh trade ruse
lel
>>58895837
>no penis
>>58895772
I knew working class people eat pears, I've just never ate one.
If we are talking entry level fruit I have had apples but I prefer them cooked, raw apples are too hard and annoying to eat. I can see the appeal of pears in this area at least, they yield more easily to the fruit knife and fork.
>>58895837
>all those papers on the floor
looks like she studies in the bathroom
and who hangs picture frames above the toilet?
what the fuck
what the fuck?
>>58895837
must have weird nipples
>>58895872
>I've just never ate one.
Sorry for the horrid grammar lads, I only just woke up and I'm waiting for breakfast.
>>58895845
I'm 22.
>BBC is calling today "Super Thursday"
>>58895837
shit body
Bantz
not even voting lol
genuinely not fucking arsed
ww@
>>58895837
>I don't see any toilet role holder?
>Notice the kitchen role
dirty.
>>58895837
When one gf crossed her legs like that it meant she hadn't washed properly. I'd still be in there and she knew I would. Those little torpedoes of toilet paper didn't bother me. I'd pick them out and eat it anyway. Bitch knew. I miss it.
Climate change and the rise of the far-right in Europe are the two greatest threats we face today
>be Polish
>don't have citizenship
>can still vote in local elections
Guess whom I've cast my vote for haha.
https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ
ah yes... another year passes gfless
>>58895969
*opportunities
>>58895935
Haha, nice one! Thank you Milo Yiannopoulos® online e-marketing team member!
voted for rasheed khan lads
>>58895973
Nigel Farage?
Shan't be voting today.
Far too busy having a wank and eating chocolate and then not brushing my teeth afterwards
going to zurich for a few days on saturday lads. looking forward to posting with a square flag ngl
>>58895837
>plunger on the floor
disgusting
all that bacteria
>>58895969
I'm more worried about them asteroids desu
>>58895719
:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938Q8uBpR5k
having a chuckle
>>58895950
she obviously uses kitchen roll instead
for some reason it's in the sink
maybe she just has a really crusty huge arsehole
>>58896004
No la he didn't run. I've considered Whittle but ended up voting for Goldsmith.
Polish minority forums have been going mental over having to choose between a Muslim and a Jew though it was hilarious.
>>58896017
oh fuck off, just woke up
>>58896002
>homophobia is now okay
okay, make up your mind sugarplum
>>58896054
doesn't flush properly and makes your bum sore. don't recommend it desu
>>58896033
>ywn be locked in with Saoirse
watching rocket launch
>>58896098
used newspaper to wipe my bumbum once
had the news all over my arse
talking to a kg on tinder, might make her my kgf
>>58896083
>role
>>58896107
Rocket launch?
>>58896115
How long you been waiting to use that one?
>>58896115
did it flush ok? can't imagine it would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
Don't think she's going to reply lads :(
>>58896132
yes rocket launch
>>58896033
any rare chubby sersh's?
>wanna go on a lunch date sometime?
>>58896121
I matched with your mum and now I'm talking to a 90kg on tinder
Everyone's been through the out of toilet paper walk at least once.
>>58896156
>Read Yesterday
When I was young, couldn't stand to believe it
somewhere there was the sun left to shine
Now my heart wont be still until I've seen it
It wont be still until I've made it mine
>>58896072
Mate you do know there is a polish bloke running right?
>>58896156
onto the next one
>>58896132
don't be a party pooper
>>58896156
>lunch
Coffee or drinks, nerd
Just voted for the Homes For Londoners party
>>58896222
what is this some Yank sitcom?
>>58896202
Yes and he's a dumb cunt claiming to have a made up Polish ducal title.
>>58896222
>coffee or drinks
Pretty sure coffee is a drink you bloody spastic. Don't ever reply to me again.
>>58896157
SpaceX? it's been delayed..
>>58896239
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>58896156
don't beg mate
women find that very unattractive
you're meant to just casually drop it in and gage the response
>>58896245
Can he reply to your son?
>>58896190
Made my day
Just voted for the Homes For Migrants party
>>58896260
Shut up you meme spouting imbecile
doing eggy farts
>>58896144
yes lad
>>58896245
pretty sure "coffee" means sex
>uni students
>>58895935
Who the fuck are these people?
>>58896253
no Tim Peake
>>58896282
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>hey stacey, I was wondering if maybe after math class we could go and get some shakes?
just voted for the candidate that upsets you the most
>>58896289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
>>58896299
yeah just vote for the refugees welcome paki party instead
>>58896299
*votes UKIP instead*
>>58895633
Voted for UKIP then tory, but khan will probably get it, unfortunately. This truly is the end.
>>58896299
This is Nob.
Nob claims to be "working class" but has never worked a day in his life and survives on undeserved government hand-outs.
If he were an actual contributor to society, the Conservatives' policies would actually apply to, and benefit him.
Don't be a Nob.
Get a fucking job.
>>58896335
If you don't like pakis vote BNP or something mate Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8
>>58896340
its more just how condescending and smug it is.
>mummy and daddy payed for me too go too uni so I'm smarter than you and you vote for thinks I don't like cause you aren't educated like me
really glad I'm graduating soon
>>58896385
>>58896379
>voted UKIP
wasted vote Tbh mate
there's no way Khan won't win
>>58896387
t. paki student
London bridge is burning down .
burning down
burning down
fucking hell the racism itt is palpable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E
Alri lads
>>58896427
As long as he voted Goldsmith second, then he still basically voted for the Tories since UKIP won't get over 10%
>>58896427
>Khan
Australians can be politicians in Britain?
>Muslims aren't taking over!!!11
>fucking hell the racism itt is palpable
>>58896410
>being a Tory is somehow an insult
bog off scouser
>>58896329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
*farts*
*blames it on you*
nothing personal kid
Trade unions should be given more power
>>58896462
shit banter
just stop burgerboy
>>58896453
Just had a look in there mate and I can't see you
>>58896299
Haha they've called this fictional character Nob even though Nob isn't a real name. But have you noticed, right, that Nob actually sounds like "Knob" which is a common derogatory slang term for a man's penis. So what they're actually saying is that working class Tory voters are... wait for it... knobs! Can you believe it? It took me a while to understand it because the subtlety is so complex that only a mastermind could read between the lines!
>>58896455
ah I totally forgot the mayoral elections use SV
non-whites shouldn't be allowed to vote in a white country
we wouldn't be allowed to vote for the white power party in brownistan
>>58896463
Don't be racist lad
I Khan believe you cockney bastards are voting an isis supporter in
>>58896549
this won't have happened if you didn't let women have the vote
might go and vote
although I don't know what it is I'm voting for
>>58896462
the leader of the Green party is a fucking femme-Bruce
>>58896469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
>>58896561
That is a load of bollocks
the UAE is literally importing sand because their own sand is unsuitable
Reminder to vote Britain First.
>>58896570
That's called a Sheila
>>58896156
>read yesterday
feel like killing myself lads
>>58896567
Just put a cross in the box that says George Galloway next to it lad
>>58896617
How so
>>58896626
that's only a Bruce term
>>58896508
KHAN'D
>>58896623
>not BNP
Just look at this based character
>>58896156
>no pls respond
what are you doing?
>woman framed her dead kid's medals
>literally just the "Also Participated" and a fucking mong gong
Army families are cringey as fuck
>>58896500
true
*stumbles into /brit/ and passes out on the floor*
>eat food
>get more hungry
ah yes very impressive
>>58896774
*rubs my bollocks on your forehead*
>>58896806
Typical yank
>>58896619
Can we ban this fucking nigger please?
The only thing I look forward too is going to sleep, and even then I hope I don't wake up.
How shit is my life?
getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon lads
>>58896806
just can't stop being fat can you chunky
>>58896904
Getting my daily dose of Dave Rubin
>>58896898
get a grip you sponge
>>58896898
Not shit at all, everybody loves sleep. You're nothing special mate.
>>58896619
unsuitable for what?
>>58896806
>>58896605
like this image lol
you're just a pooey poo-poo doo-doo head
>>58896904
>watching Sargon of Accuck videos
>>58896904
tut tut famalam
>>58896951
better.
>>58896774
I teabagged you too.
Checked you were okay, put you in the recovery position and buggered off.
>>58896898
I tried so hard
>>58896774
too many brothers
not enough sisters
What are some variations of "Semen Demon" /brit/?
>>58896904
More like Quadroon of Mossad
![1458954100843[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0NSuGKS.jpg "1458954100843[1].jpg")
>>58896992
>>58896951
>>58897000
>>58896977
lel
>>58896992
F off hideki
>>58896960
Rid me of this melancholy, lad. I beg of you.
>>58897034
spunk monk
>>58897042
why does moly cry
>Charlotte Church says voting Plaid Cymru
Didn't she campaign for Corbyn?
>>58896605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzs1FehYOA
The only thing I look forward to is wanking
I have nothing to do so I just wank 2 - 3 times everyday
*dies of congestive heart failure*
>>58897081
You mean a millionaire is a hypocrite!?
>>58897034
erectile entrepreneur
>>58897114
rip in piece jeff cohen
>>58897114
*resuscitates you*
>>58897092
life is what you make it m8
you're going to get no where sitting in your room all day, surrounded by empty coke tins and festering tissues watching anime
Why arent i gettin captchad
>>58897079
5/10
>>58897141
I prefer Erectile Projectile, but the ridiculousness of this is still good. 7/10
I don't think I can talk to her, I'll just end up calling her Janny and asking whether she does it for free
>>58897034
testicle receptacle
>>58897114
*pulls out my stanley knife* Well he's not going to be needing these any more haha
>>58897184
>you're going to get no where sitting in your room all day, surrounded by empty coke tins and festering tissues watching anime
Literally me except anime
>>58897202
Fuck
>>58897081
When?
>>58897221
had to hold back some water in my mouth
look at my digits
why do my british online friends call me minge mclonghead
going to shag the fucking shite out of the gf tonight
Some prick's half inched my fucking knife lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
>>58897259
probably because you're dutch
>>58897241
>I like moonlit walks on the beach
bitch has seen too many movies lmao
>David Cameron has no intention of withdrawing his claim that Donald Trump was "Divisive, stupid and wrong" to call for a ban on Muslims entering the US, Downing Street has said.
brexit when
>>58888888
>>58897263
don't follow best song
>>58897259
hahaha, well deserved probably.
>>58897243
Last year when he was running for leadership
>>58897335
>deleted
Did the janny get a bonus for this?
>>58897338
Rooster is best song. meme song too. And so is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
imagine being called Benjamin haha
fucking hell
Benderminge! hahaha
oh fuck I can't
why aren't you listening to viper right now
>>58897372
>10k posts ago
utter weapon
Got to say, I hate UKIPer, racists, islamaphones, Tories, bankers, footballers, Britain first supporters, homophobes and misogynists
And they're all the same person!
searching for love is like finding yourself
when you find yourself, you find love
>>58897337
Here's your chance US
Watch your calories, Bearo.
>>58897409
All me
>>58897405
haha
*burst of adrenaline tingles up spine and legs*
>Got to say, I hate UKIPer, racists, islamaphones, Tories, bankers, footballers, Britain first supporters, homophobes and misogynists
>And they're all the same person!
>>58897510
not going to lie lads, Cameron for all his fault is very attractive
>>58897495
Thought that were gonna be Gail Platt from the thumbnail
>>58897510
Do one of Corbyn
>>58897546
>>58897546
A shiny face does not make a man
>>58897546
The misses asked if I was voting for him because we look similar
Wasn't sure how to take it 2bh
>A shiny face does not make a man
>>58897596
>I quote everything that gets posted here because I'm autistic like everyone else
>>58897567
not gonna lie I did just want some recognition
>>58897569
He's not a faggot for saying that. Dave is a good looking man. It's true.
>>58897510
"cheeky banter with the lads"
>tfw your idea of cheeky banter if fucking a severed pigs head
>>58897569
I'm ok with this desu
>>58897639
That's extremely cheeky
arranged to go out with some girl last night
told her I was finishing work around 5 and I'd call her around 6ish
so she calls me at exactly like 5pm, which I ignore so she calls again a new minutes later and then again a few minutes after that. This goes on for like 20 minutes, I had 8 missed calls from this girl.
what is wrong with women
>polling station is literally 400 yards from my house
>still cba to vote
someone do it for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ
>>58897624
are you?
cool
>>58897692
Why didn't you pick up the phone you fucking mong
Accepting bf applications
going to fucking ragdoll the gf tonight
>>58897733
because I was at work and said I'd call her at 6
not that hard mate
Looking this footage of leaders going to vote, Sam Cam has a proper nice arse.
