Dr Strangelove edition
кoт
magyar cigany
Litván cigány
matura when femanon
>>58888807
>mfw our gov just deleted some Council of fighting against racism that was made by the last gov, lefties mad and crying
im no fan of Law and Justice but im starting to like them more and more
Morning
Ege szege gégeszegege paprikaszes eszes
>>58891649
bamboleo
>>58891649
Wut?
anime!
Mindenki takarodjon el a mocskos román kurva anyjába
>tfw no cyganka gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eqJVXzHyKM
>>58891699
W I D E
What is the most irrelevant v4 country and why is it Slovakia?
>>58890364
This week
>>58892090
Because we are the smallest, and have the least citiziens. It's not rocket science britbong.
>>58891760
>wanting cygani gf
lad, I
>>58892099
will you fail :DDD
>>58892128
i dont really want one ... just liked the music )))
>>58888301
I unironically think Dr. Strangelove is the best movie ever created.
There's not a thing about it that isn't great.
>>58892090
Because of its highly debatable status as a sovereign country.
>>58892148
>will you fail
Do I do anything else but fail :DDD
Why are you up so early?
>>58892359
i haven't slept yet and it fucks me up pretty bad desu :DDD
>>58892398
When does your house containment end?
>>58892359
What are you most afraid of? Státní should be easy if you paid any attention in first half of elementary school.
>>58892430
>When does your house containment end?
please make your questions more to the point i haven't slept for like 60 hours
>>58892615
Ayy you aren't trami, did you end up going to matura or did they not pass you?
>>58892572
>mfw I didn't go to elementary school here
>>58892615
>i haven't slept for like 60 hours
why ?
>>58892659
weren't let to matura, gonna do requalification exams by the end of june so i have enough time to prepare for autumn matura terms, not like i'd plan doing that anyway
>>58892666
>666
leave me alone satan i'm not going to sleep
>>58892099
are you prepared ?
are you dont with some parts of matura already ?
good luck femanon
>>58892659
from tuesday I´m free man.
>>58892090
No v4 country is relevant
And im glad poland and hungary take all the attention
>>58892784
Poland has a meme named after them, thats as relevant as it can get
>>58892749
5 kids in my class are doing the same, you might as well try you could be making an extra 10kc an hour if you have matura :DDD
>>58892753
Yes, thanks
>from tuesday
Can you walk?
>>58892193
this is the most appropriate line of logic to communist removal and making hungary great (for the first time!)
>>58892827
>10 Kč per hour
Thats 80 Kč per day, 400 per week, 1600 per month and almost 20 000 per year. 10 Kč is frigin lot.
>>58892880
Which subject(s)? Mechanics thing?
>>58892827
yes leg still hurts sometimes but I can walk. Cant wait for my imprisonment to end desu
>>58892880
the median income for my field is 44 dollars per hour or 1038 kc/hr
>>58892913
Not him, i'm just saying
>>58892936
And median life expectancy is 30 cause you gonna get stabbed by a nigger
>>58892936
you are still a wagecuck tho
>>58892973
>a nigger brings a knife to a gun fight
>>58892915
Guess you won't be /lifting/ anytime soon
>>58892973
>stabbed
only if you're dumb enough to let you get him too close to you
>>58890364
13. 5. 2003 (If I remember correctly)
>>58893021
>implying i am not making profit from investments
this is why you will remain poor, because you do not make investments to secure a retirement for yourself
>>58893055
don't mind the syntax you know what i meant
>>58892877
>for the first time
Let me tell you about your country's history
>>58892193
It is truly an excellent movie.
>>58893048
I will dick around with kettlememebell
>>58893108
>implying I will ever be old enough to retire
>implying you wont fuck up your investments
>>58893075
are you femanon ?
>>58893159
No. Why?
>>58893183
then go away old man
>>58893203
I'm not that old.
>>58893135
alright let me really tell u about ur country's history
phase 1: poor wandering finnish tribes who happens upon a hunnic valley then just gets labeled as 'huns 2.0' despite not having the war spirit of the huns
phase 2: stop worshipping the sky god
phase 3: muslim occupation
phase 4: german occuptaion
phase 5: representation under german occupation (great again? still essentially a less partner in the union unless you really have strong nostalgia goggles)
phase 6: more germans, this time with kid rapings!
phase 7: stop worshipping the christian god and start praising the state
phase 8: smaller than it ever was, hungary is now considered one of the gypsy capitals of europe
>>58892877
>for the first time
GET OUT
>>58893244
>american education
GTFO burgershit
>>58893159
Your pic doesn't look like a total obese landwhale
>>58893244
hungols are just magyarized slavs, come back home slav man ))))
>>58893284
noone of my do. I dont like obese landwhales. Thats why we wont ever be together :^)
>>58893274
>hungarian """education"""
>>58893377
stop lying crippli, you crave those fempek thighs and cellulite every waking moment
>>58893377
>Thats why we wont ever be together
>>58893440
kek
>>58893486
>>58893440
>want to order pizza
>my pizzeria of choice changed its status to "closed" few minutes ago
what the fuck
>>58893528
Not eating would do you and your legs good :^)
>>58893576
apply that to yourself first :^)
cant wait to get out tommorow so that I can actually buy some real food and spices desu
gonna try to cook some indian style dishes. Ever done chicken vindalloo or chicken fall ?
>>58893615
typical gypsy
>>58893615
>cant wait to get out tommorow so that I can actually buy some real food and spices desu
cant you do groceries online ?
>>58893615
>Ever done chicken vindalloo or chicken fall ?
Nah only some meme curry dish, post pics once it's done
>>58893615
chikun vindaloo is pretty tight fem, watch your hand with the spicing if you're gonna be making one though
>>58893640
>Tyrone calling me gypsy
top lel
>>58893647
I can but not good spices
>>58893657
I will.
post recipe of your curry dish I love curry
>>58893700
is it hard to make ? I got plechova huba desu I´m not afraid of spicy dish
>>58893647
not if you live in P*lsen
koza
>>58893859
>kozy
>>58893758
Something like this but there's different ways of making it and shit
/allrecipes.com/recipe/212721/indian-chicken-curry-murgh-kari/
>>58893919
looks good.
I´m gonna spend like 300kc on spices only right ?
>>58893919
>>58893977
Turmeric and garam masala are usually the most expensive but I think you can make your own garam nasala not sure about the spices needed for vindaloo
>>58893990
>kozičky
>>58893859
>>58893990
qt kozy, almost as qt as the other ones
would grill/10
>>58894036
>masala
got some of that shit in the fridge, quite meh. i prefer to spice things hungol style
>>58893244
>not having hunnic war spirit
We raided half of europe.
We were great.
>>58893859
>>58893990
My best moments from working at a farm was when the little ones were chasing after each other, playing games, jumping like crazy over each other or cuddling up next to each other over night.
>>58894162
>We
ayyyyy
>>58893758
nah it's fairly easy to make, maybe just a tad more complicated than regular curry which isn't really difficult to make in the first place, should take you about an hour to be done with everything
>>58894036
gonna make a list of spices to buy desu.
I might try some chicken red curry today but I dont have coconut milk. Do you think cream can be used instead ?
>>58894187
KIRÁLYOK VOLTUNK MEG AHHOZ HASONLATOSAK
>>58894179
i used to spend the summer at a farm, little animals love to cuddle. i miss those times
>>58894241
egeszege bamboleo we wuz khans and sheet
>>58894220
Possibly but it will taste different I think
>>58894260
Well these ones didn't really love to cuddle, but its not like they had a choice >:3
>>58888301
rewatched this last week
10/10 top keks
>>58894319
I remember taking a nap in the haystack with a ponys head on my lap. i love animals
anime
>>58894472
anime?
>>58894472
I want genetically engineered kemonomimi to be a thing
>>58894636
but 3d would probably be shit
>>58894472
anime
>>58894809
if you give humans ears and tails, yes
but if you give animals human bodies it might work out
they are pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVm8ugjFwIs
>>58894933
That's being too close to furryshit
danger close
i feel like doing nothing today
i think i was really good at the job interview desu
they'll give me an answer next week
thanks for reading my blog, more coming soon
https://perturbator.bandcamp.com/album/the-uncanny-valley
new perturbator lads
>>58894306
Kitties hate crawling on freshly cut grass. It tickles their tummies and shit.
>>58895109
Only for the summer?
>>58894981
ew, when you put it like that it doesn't sound as good
I was thinking of something similar to Nekopara
>>58895235
nah, if everything goes well i will work while going to uni desu
>>58894959
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4pVS0JNzS0
Gotta admit I keked
>>58895249
that's ok
>>58895162
thats quite good, thanks friend
>>58895249
Fucking an animal is morally as wrong as fucking a 5 year old desu
>>58895356
why
>>58895356
what if they could give verbal consent though
>>58895470
They don't have enough mental ability to see through your motives, understand the importance of sex and consider the consequences, just as a 5 year old
>>58895585
5 year old can also give verbal consent
>>58895614
I see no problem then
http://www.kefirer.cz/
whats your fav flavour ?
also reminder that open Overwatch beta started today.Its fun
>>58895685
So you are saying its okay to fuck a 5 year old?
>furfags
>>58895689
>Overwatch
>>58895717
if it's a genetically enchanced animal or 5 year old that for the most part looks like and operates on the level of a 15-18 year old girl, yes
>>58895689
what is overwatch comparable to?
>>58895809
TF2 with active abilities.
Never touched the stuff but that's how I imagine it.
>tfw already drunk
>>58896234
early
>>58895809
TF2 with more classes and some real cheap skills
>>58896311
had some leftover from yesterday and just bough some more. this week is horrible, getting drunk every day and im going to a big party this weekend
>>58896234
good lad
>>58895809
first person wow arena with different skins
seems about right
>>58896372
for a second I thought that was Anne Hathaway with a wig
which begs the question
we all know that long hair is superior, but what kind of hair does /v4/ like the most
straight?
wavy?
curly?
I like braids and slightly wavy hair the most.
>>58895717
But I'm no furfag in any way. I starkly oppose any kind of furfaggotry
>>58895809
overpriced tf2 remake
>>58896749
i love braids, slieghty wavy is ok. not a fan of curly hair
>>58895917
>>58896349
>>58896785
>>58896612
thx lads, have a (you)
thanks to the lad that posted the polish sabre video, i know a girl that fights with a sword and i want to invite her to travel to a sabre seminar with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_22kIT3aXA
>>58891699
Nigger.
>>58897328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inagze18WBI
>>58896707
What's with Czechs who keep posting pics in their own language? No one can understand it you stupid fucking pieces of dog shit all Pepiks should be gassed in concentration camps alongside every asshole who posts anime in fhose goddamn shitfests of a general holy fuck why wasn't I born in Norway and have some normal neighbours instead. Fuck you. Slavs are truly subhuman after all.
Is this best anime ever made?
>>58897616
>>58897616
>Norway
>normal neighbours
>>58897811
this
>>58896749
Wavy hair
>>58893108
just stop talking you are clueless
>>58893284
not complete land whale, maybe an elephant seal
>>58897811
just build a wall
>>58897811
I'd want Finland as a neighbour
They are qt
>>58898218
Finland is qt as fug but they aren't normal in any sense of the word.
I want to stop playing League because its obviously worst game ever conceived, but it was great for that one hour relaxation in between doing my duties. What should i do instead?
http://www.cjad.com/WorldCP/Article.aspx?id=511483
You have to be 21 to smoke but can go to war at 18
>>58898289
heroes of the storm innit
nice n relaxing
>>58898289
anime
>>58898287
So hot though.
>>58898289
i only played league to boost people for money, game is too shit to play if you are not getting payed
>>58898289
heroes of storm
or try overwatch
>>58898310
You told him to cure his cancer and get AIDS instead.
who /pussy/ for lunch?
>>58898740
not me (((((((((
>>58898740
I don't eat cats.
>>58898310
>>58898599
Actually i don't want any competitive game since its all just flame and insults and blaming. I'd like some multiplayer without all that, or at least where its not literally every fucking game where you aren't 50/2
>>58898740
tomorrow, mine is busy today
>>58898740
>eating pussy
beta
I want to have farm
>>58898829
then stop being fucking silver and GIT GUD
>>58898862
>beta
>>58898829
So Warframe. Barely anyone even talks in this game and you don't really rely on your teammates much except you can be sure some retard will set off the alarm in inflitration missions.
>>58898873
iktf, hopefully in the next couple of years
>>58898913
Stop avatar fagging you subhuman slav piece of shit.
>>58898877
Thats the point, i don't want to tryhard get gut, i want to just enjoy the game and have fun. Literally no game nowadays allows this, since the whole playerbase are kids with nothing to do so they focus their energy on winning, instead of on school/work and just play games for fun.
>>58899005
Find some champs that you like and just play them however you like. Don't give a fuck about the other. Mute all if necessary.
>>58899000
how about nyet you piece of shit
>>58899005
>/mute all
alternatively play mmorpg
>>58899005
>i don't want to tryhard get gut
pussy detected
Tips fedora
>>58899034
What a great advice. If it was Dota. In LoL it's either pick FOTM or lose horribly.
>>58899082
>In LoL it's either pick FOTM or lose horribly.
its usually who throws the hardest but yeah in the high diamond 1+ its FOTM all the way
>>58898862
eating bagina is amazing, you're a colossal fag if you don't like that
>>58899034
I had 4 mains that i mastered and had shitload of fun playing. All of them got reworked from bottom up. So every time i found a new main and in a year he got completely reworked. I fucking give up on League.
>>58899074
*kalapszederet löttyint*
>>58899074
egeszege bamboleo
>>58898289
crypt of the necrodancer
>>58899082
Depends at what elo you're playing, but unless you're diam you can get away with pretty much anything as long as you're not braindead
>>58899005
play wow, its very casual friendly
or some obsecure fps
>your old day of defeat community is still running and keep yearly meetups
maybe i should have stayed there, i might still have friends
>>58899055
Well i wanna play MP to chat with people and have competitive fun, some friendly banter, if i wanted to play in silence, i might as well play single.
>>58899191
>i might still have friends
don't kid yourself, my hungolian chum
>>58899191
>day of defeat
muh neger, did you play competetive ?
>>58899169
it's just a funny phrase to 'tips hat' in Hungarian
>>58898289
Download the entire archive of fuckingmachines.com or some other site and search for parts where it looks like the girls really feel something. Make notes.
>>58897704
nop
>>58899191
DoD is goat tier
>obsecure fps
I am CS oldfag, so i have fps to play already, but i want something more chill. League was cool because i could just pick top and spend 30 minutes farming, and it was more about good warding and tactical decisions in long run, in CS its all action and senses on high alert 24/7
Damn it hit me now. I should start playing EU4 online.
>>58899345
>it was more about good warding and tactical decisions in long run
such things are only in challenger when the players decide not to trolll
>>58899345
overwatch just went into free beta
>>58898862
>not eating pussy
Super insecure beta cuck
>>58899217
yes i was leading a clan and playing in CB league/national team
>>58899407
That doesn't look like chill game desu
>>58888744
>>58899480
high chance we played against each other
t. team poland player
btw. fuck hackers and team germany
>>58899373
>online.
>>58899509
the game is as chill as you make it t b h
>>58899569
just b urself brah
>normies complain about recalling their 5 embarassing moments in life when they go to sleep
>i am embarassed for every fucking second of my life
>>58899143
>>58899418
I don't know if it tastes worse or looks worse.
>>58899661
just bee yourself
Worst thing about online gaming is that i have no friends to play online with. I have no idea how do people get into clans or make friends on Steam.
>>58899661
Be like me and stay inside forever
>>58899518
>fresh and tight
i liked them, britfags and scandis were cancer
what role you played?
i was kar/garand, stopped when source came out
must be alot better to take part in scenes like that now, no problem with pings
>>58899674
try and eat a girl who doesn't have mushrooms growing in her vagina
>>58899708
>play a game
>some player is fun to play with
>add him after
>ask him if he wants to play some more
>some will say yes
Now you have your first friend
>>58899749
whole scene had trouble with hackers, the engine was shit too
i usually player rifle (garand is my love) and sometimes heavy
i bought source dod and it was so shit ... it killed the scene
>mfw I was talking to my mom and I accidentally said nigger
I spend too much time here
>>58899708
I met my best online gaming buddy in Rust. We tried to murder each other and both failed and started talking. Since then we have been playing vidya games together
>>58899858
what was the sentence ?
hah
>>58899909
"I want some nigger to fuck me in the ass"
>>58899929
no, they won't
>>58899909
My nigger nose
>>58899839
>>58899887
>tfw i will never have gaming bromance
get?
>>58899963
do you have a big nose ?
>>58899848
i never met any, given ours was small
i dont think there were alot of cheaters, valve anticheat worked well, cheats were busted really fast
some guy made a video about me "cheating"
basicly, he fired up a wallhack and recorded himself playing against me, he lost miserably each time he came my way :D
really fun times those were
If quints, all the Hungarians shall leave Romania
>>58899987
No you
>>58899980
oh well, I've tried
>>58899929
shtschuckprishtina ahoj
>>58899929
there is only ONE interesting thing about whole MS
>>58900000
that fucking troll captcha stole my get desu
>>58900011
no u
>>58900021
me too mate
>>58900022
zduř
>>58900026
trianon vs felvidek
gonna be bants m8
>>58899997
if doubles borders are redrawn so hungarians really leave romania because they become part of hungary :^)
So the Eastern Europe is racist wasn't just a meme?
>>58900083
go elect you Muslim or feminist mayor, cuck
>>58900083
pakis >>>/out/
>>58900076
if dubs ur forced to live in a single country and to suck each other off every thursday
>>58900083
Racism is pretty much thing that unites Eastern Europe
>>58900083
Whole world is racist we are just vocal about it.
>>58900114
>>58900138
I hate Muslims
I'm Jamaican
Does being deepthroated feel better than a regular blowjob?
>>58900114
its muslim or goldmen sachs banker guy. gj london
>>58900083
Why, are you a darkie?
>>58900083
there should be a colored wojak for every skincolor so i dont get confused
please use a brown/black wojak next time
>>58900197
Dude
>>58900197
you're still a nignog, mon
>>58900201
not really, no
>>58900201
Ask your dad.
>>58900212
>implying
>>58900201
why are you asking femanon ?
>>58900197
>implying anyone would be able to tell difference
anything darker skinned is either cigany or muslim
>az úrihölgy még így se vesz figyelembe
>>58900197
being black is probably worst here, that said, im cigany myself and i literally never had issues with anything
>>58900244
I only have three
>>58900285
Not me
>>58900319
Kill yourself.
5:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BlazElwPkA
oy vey!
>>58900346
why