Real thread edition
>>58879030
lat
having a look
fuck off lat
Maya
primero por picardia
>>58878998
So the choice is Spanish or Muslims?
I for one bow down to our new Latino overlords
>>58879030
>>58879051
>>58879062
>>58879068
>>58879070
>>58879081
In 15 years time, London will be the Pakistani Republic of the Commonwealth. Cultures, to be dominant -and this is irrelevant of the liberal regime or any kind of government- must constantly generate expansion of their own people, keeping alive the waves of immigrants, physically surround the civic centers of the capital near government offices, not country clubs or suburban neighborhoods outside the main cities, fill the police, the army, hospitals, public school, etc. The British decline in London is impressive. Britons quietly retire from sites where Pakis arrive en masse.
To occupy territory, the major cities, is a guarantee of future success. Withdrawing the country club and the suburban neighborhoods in order to not run into immigrants is a sign of defeat and a guarantee of extinction as a national group.
The warnings were duly submitted.
plastic paddy needs to fuck off again
nobody wants him here
cara
/lat/vians can stay if they post slags
don't forget to vote tomorrow lads
rasheeds stay at home
don't raid us again and you will see no more picardias
>>58879030
Why are we so good at sport bros?
>>58879110
yes pls
got a wank planned
habla en español mogolico
if brexit doesn't happen I'm boycotting the UK
>>58879120
Goldsmith as fuck
Gonna vote Cannabis party as mysecond choice
>>58879120
the paki already won you faggot
screencap this post
>>58879110
shes fuckin skinny
must be hitting the heroine HARD
us
Is brexit happening or not?
>>58879163
kek
if grexit doesnt happen i'm boycotting houmus
>>58879120
Voting Khan, and he's going to win
>>58879184
Me on the left
>>58879184
you
>>58879184
me on the left
>>58879195
unfortunately not, brits are too cucked
I wish little Janny jobsworth would pull his fucking finger out if I'm honest
He fucking hates this general
>>58879163
>giving assad cheese is bad
https://youtu.be/1XAGzjAMAZ8?t=6m43s
Lads in >the current year is it actually possible to against the establishment?
Can trump and brexit actually happen?
>>58879195
maybe
>>58879184
yo al izquierda
NEW
>>58879124
>>58879124
>>58879124
>>58879124
>>58879124
>>58879124
>>58879149
dude britain is finished lmao
acuerdense de ir a votar por el naiyel farash mañana choris
>>58879100
You mad? London will be Chinese/Eastern euro soon
Here are 2014s immigration figures
why can't these taco benders just fuck off?
>Radiohead
>Good
the desired gf
>>58879255
me on the left
Goddamnit
I was at the store and there was a fucking nigger there along with a hook-nosed negress. They were speaking to the cashier in fucking Icelandic. When will my country be rid of these fucking scum?
>financial transaction tax
>not good
>>58879163
Some of them seem quite decent if I'm being really honest
>>58879269
>skinny Meghan Trainor
nah senpai
>>58879265
SPOILER THAT HOG
>>58879255
90% of those chinks and yanks are students and 90% of them go home after uni
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
>>58879248
MIRA COMO INTENTA EL PIRATA
The Radioheads went shit after Pablo Honey
>>58879285
be as unfriendly to them as possible
>>58879255
>all those chinese qts
wew lads
Ask it a question lads
yo al centro
there's also police commissioner elections tomorrow all over the country (not just london Mayor)
Make him proud, lads.
>find your local polling station
>http://www.aboutmyvote.co.uk/
>>58879285
what kind of man child are you?
I'd be chuffed if blacks over here could speak proper English
most of them don't want to integrate
>>58879285
Can't you make them disappear in the wilderness or something
>>58879255
>44,000 poo in loos and pakis
what are you smoking
I bet the Chinese are all students too
<The Radioheads was ever ok
>>58879351
should I have a wank then?
>'In Rainbows' isn't the best Radiohead album
*tips earplugs*
>/brit/ went to shit after banspics
>>58879353
>police commissioner elections
>>58879311
Source? Why would they be counted as immigrants then?
>>58879372
Indians are much better as the vast vast majority aren't muslim
>>58879384
no nos banearon
nos aburrimos
>>58879353
>police commissioner elections tomorrow
Biggest meme election desu. Dont you vote for all of them at the same time though? I know Manchester doesnt because we get to vote on a Mayor next year. wanna see all you lads at the pollling booth though xxx
>>58879311
>go home after uni
BWAHAJHSJHASJHAJ
PROPER CHUFFED CHAPS INNIT CHUFFED TO BITS MATES RIGHT PROPER INNIT
CHEERS
>>58879384
>/brit/ was ever good
>BBC (...) Series 'I Want My Wife Back'
Has the cuck meme gone too far?
>>58879361
I tried doing that once but i accidentally lost my temper and called him a nigger on the way, so he left the car.
>>58879354
I don´t want them to integrate, I want them OUT
>>58879311
don't think non-permanent residences are counted as immigrants
also that sounds very high
>>58879386
Takes 5 minutes.
Makes a statement, worth more than 100 hours of /brit/ shitposting about Rasheeds. Get out there and vote if you care about your country.
t. Rorke
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130978
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130978
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130978
just blew my load in one of those home made flashlights (sponges, rubber glove, large glass) for the first time
most intense orgasm I've ever had, no wonder people crave sex constantly it must be a hundred times better than this
>>58879344
chinese women are awful though, spent 3 weeks there and they were all pigs
>>58879459
bit gay m8
>>58879423
Tbf I vote in everything even the meme ones as i've got postal voting set up so it's easy af to do
>>58879423
the queen was always a bit of a minger tbqh
>>58879440
that's the only explanation for why china is the clear leader
>>58879470
where though? beijing and shanghai are shit for looking for genuine women
>>58879252
Want are you talking about? Britain's on track to be the biggest economy in Europe by 2030
>>58879423
she's punching well above her weight.
>>58879459
*votes disagree with my slender yet tactile index toe*
>>58879527
Or it could be the fact Chinese immigrants go absolutely fucking everywhere and they have a population of well over a billion
>>58879437
this 'meme' is art imitating life not the reverse
>>58879459
You mean the master race? Nah.
POEL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130995
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130995
http://www.strawpoll.me/10130995
Also, captcha
>>58879539
Literally nobody will ever love you
When you came out of your mother and she saw your feet she cursed herself for not aborting you
You mutant FREAK
>>58879571
get a job!
(please remember to ignore 190kg posts)
>>58879530
It was before the refugee crisis
Not anymore
>>58879583
you know how much of a fucking loser you are?
>>58879583
*gets a job*
what now, huh punk?
>>58879580
nah they're all in line
i do have weird feet though ngl
>>58879494
Thought about setting it up myself but i only live 5 minutes away from my polling station so it would be pointless
>>58879509
>>58879536
The queen was qt REEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJI9LPFQth4
odds = apply for jobs today
evens = watch game of thrones all day
>>58879464
did that after 2 weeks not cumming
the cleanup was arduous
>>58879353
Voting UKIP candidates for both 2bh, even though Tory will win.
>archive.moe data queued for import
Looking forward to trawling through /brit/'s ancient history and resurrecting some forgotten gimmicks
>>58879616
umm, do i know you?
>>58879632
Haha I can see the library they use for polling station out my window but got postal vote set up
>>58879633
Dubs
Guess it's time to become a royal assassin
>>58879607
but britains hardly taken in any refugees and Germany will start to feel the economic burden from them soon. Britain will definitely eclipse them because of it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10112267/
vote for me pls..
>>58879669
get a goddamn job, Al.
>>58879651
You get first choice and second choice m8
Vote for ukip first choice Tory second choice
>>58879681
I reckon our GDP per capita will get a lot better than theirs (the one to care most about imo) but their total economy will increase
>>58879530
>economy is all that matters
the economy will collapse before any projected increase
because economy is not all that matters
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10131020
>>58879681
Refugees will pay for themselves in time
Germany will be twice the nation of UK within 20 years
If only we'd took more refugees in :/
>>58879142
>no Eddie Hall
>>58879555
Chinese migrants are growing in numerical and financial significance and they are no longer predominantly from Hong Kong. Last year 40,000 Chinese migrants came to the UK – more than from any other country – in part due to a large number of students. The UK Higher Education Statistics Agency reported 47,740 Chinese students in UK higher education.
John kasich dropped out too lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36201042
>>58879697
to everyone who voted my thank you unreservedly.
I'm up by 2% now.
>BustedVEVO
tfw they finally caved
>>58879707
or what cunt?
>>58879769
So 47k in higher education and 46k a year
Assuming a 3 year degree that still means 2/3rds are regular immigrants?
>>58879773
>Agree
rourke
>>58879729
>>58879651
Yeah, deffo don't vote Lib Dem with your second choice, in my local area he wants to crack down on "#CyberBullying" as his number one goal
Freedom of speech, bye bye
>>58879749
>I'm sharing a general with literal racists
>>58879828
Don't really follow it, article came on the BBC website 14 minutes ago
>>58879820
you got a negative attitude. that's what's stopping you.
Eating my first ever pear lads.
I went to Waitrose with mother and asked her what the fruit next to the lychees and star fruit were and it turned out they were pears.
It's too mealy, I don't like it very much.
>confident turbonormies who say they have social anxiety
Why do they do this?
Is it for attention?
>>58879749
Rorke
https://youtu.be/Z28xVdck_ts
this man speaks the truth
>>58879860
The lib dem candidate for it last time around near me is currently on trial for 24 counts of sexual assault on a child under 16 so he's had to run as independent and the lib Dems don't have a candidate
>>58879887
Literal child
I bet you play CoD, watch anime and shout at your mum all day
>>58879869
stop
>>58879897
I've wondered this also, I think there needs to be a distinction between the chronic, low-dopamine induced agoraphobia that real sufferers have, and the normie-tier mild social anxiety they get in awkward situations.
>>58879887
Wish I'd written this
>>58879917
Winter is coming :)
>>58879887
quite
>>58879917
yeah i'd be drunk all the time if i had to attend parliament house too tbf
>>58879918
Why is it always Lib Dems who do weird sex things?
>>58879951
social anxiety =/= agoraphobia
>>58879917
why are people still debating over whether global warming is a thing or not? we already know that the average global temperatures around the world have been rising over the years, it is just whether or not we caused global warming or if it would've happened anyway
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=110359.0
>>58879917
>make a big fridge
>put earth in fridge
>no more global warming
Eating my first ever dick lads.
I went to Waitrose with father and asked him what the fruit next to the bananas and cucumbers were and it turned out it was my dad with his pants down.
It's too mealy, I don't like it very much.
>>58879826
only 106k chinese born residents at the last estimate yet you're claiming a growth of 30k per year, doesn't stack up. they're students mate accept it, did you even go to uni, there fucking crawling with dopey chinks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign-born_population_of_the_United_Kingdom
>>58880002
>just whether or not we caused global warming or if it would've happened anyway
this really isnt the issue at hand
people like you are just as bad as deniers
>>58880002
>why are people still debating over whether global warming is a thing or not?
you mean Americans?
>>58879997
Like Neil Hamilton, Stephen Milligan and Leon Brittan?
>>58879110
>>58879144
these 2bh
seeing as caralad isint doing his fucking job properly
>>58879944
Stop what rorke?
>>58879998
I mean fear of being watched where there is no escape. It's very similar to social anxiety - the root is both in a situation where eyes are on you and you can't escape.
I've noticed it goes away any time I increase my dopamine.
>>58879809
down a percentage since i thanked everyone
that's cool, i know some sad cunts stay in here
losers.
>>58879729
>>58879860
>The police should not be politicised and should be independent-minded. Your Police and Crime Commissioner needs to be answerable to the residents and not some establishment political hierarchy
So I will definitely enjoy voting for the UKIP commissioner, I don't want shariah law implemented or another case of Rotherham where police were ordered by labour to cease investigations.
>why are people still debating over whether global warming is a thing or not? we already know that the average global temperatures around the world have been rising over the years, it is just whether or not we caused global warming or if it would've happened anyway
>>58879887
superb post
>>58880033
that is a topic that scientists debate over. I don't know what dumbfuck politicians fight about concerning it
>>58879995
>>58880002
>>58880063
you have to leave
>>58880092
do it my good rorke, you don't even need to register, just turn up and vote.
>>58880137
make me
>>58880002
we know humans caused it because of the carbon isotope changes in the atmosphere
global warming denial is all funded by oil polluters
>climate change deniers
>>58880056
The Lib Dems seem to use their willies in bad ways more often on average.
>>58880171
ROOOOOOOOOAR
>tfw when ps4 game buyers remorse
>we know humans caused it because of the carbon isotope changes in the atmosphere
>global warming denial is all funded by oil polluters
>>58880218
At least you're not Irish
Oh wait
>>58880201
me on the right
>>58880127
the overwhelming majority concur that the rate of change we are seeing is human driven, we are set to see an increase in 100 years that would normally take 10-100 thousand
thinking that it "might have happened anyway so everything will be fine" is exactly what the people benefiting from pollution want you to think and that opinion is merely a product of their shilling.
>>58880193
and not to defend Democrats but a lot of Republicans in the US really are thick.
"GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH CREATED BY THE COMMUNISTS TO MAKE THE US FAIL SO THE SOVIET UNION CAN BE REBORN" - There are men that have Masters and Phds that believe this.
Non-virgins of /brit/, since losing your virginity, what's the longest you've gone without sex?
Currently at 3 years here, girl I last had sex with was my oneitis who broke my heart. JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI.
can we agree france is basically england with a different name
i want to stay
our general sucks dripping donkey dongs
could a cute girl please do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw
>why yes, I do deny climate change is man made, it is of course a global conspiracy to keep our businesses down
Gonna snuggle up in bed with the Puppers and a cup of Tea later and play Digimon: Cyber sleuth lads.
>>58880290
>Non-virgins of /brit/
get a loada this guy
Paul led to Hayek led to Mises led to Rothbard led to freeing my mind. I will never, ever be able to repay Ron Paul for what he's given me. He was the catalyst to get me to recognize my chains.
>humans work their entire lives just to earn bits of paper with ink on it
>>58880290
currently on 33 bangs and the last one was last month.
last time sober was nearly 10 years ago.
>>58880141
I'm registered to vote anyway so I don't need to worry about going in and being told to fuck off.
Speaking of which, that advert that's about unregistered voters really pisses me off. Especially the part where the guy says "some people can some people cant" as if they wouldn't be given a reason why they weren't allowed; like, oh I don't know, being a student leftist cretin who follows the teachings of Russel "Don't vote, wait vote labour" Brand.
>>58880343
what is british money made of? is it indestructable polymer like our dollarydoos?
>>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
Don't screw with Poleaboo
>>58879887
kek
>>58880290
about a good two months.
>>58880290
4 years on 26th July, I remember because that's the day Mary Tamm died, not entirely sure why, other than my love for Doctor Who at the time.
are we supposed to believe people would be this excited to listen to 30 seconds to mars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLqHDhF-O28
https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/41tznv/join_a_party/?sort=new
What does /brit/ make of this?
>>58880394
lmfaoing irl so hard at the thought
>>58880390
nah
plastic ones in a few years
I once ripped a £20 note to see if it was plastic or not - big mistake
>>58880399
normie
ree
>>58879887
>have legitimate psychiatrist-diagnosed social anxiety
>used to take medication for it
>having pint during lunch break with manager and three other people (manager's friends) last month
>manager ranting about another employee
>"he knows what he's doing but he's so frightened and unconvincing, it makes a terrible impression."
>"he should be more like YOU"
>*points at me, everyone looks at me*
>"Anon always seems one hundred percent confident about everything he says"
>why yes, I do argue about scientific theories that I am not in the least bit qualified to discuss
anyone here ever sucked a cock soft? the thought of a lad's cock growing in my mouth as he gets erect is fucking hot
Reminder Poleaboo is a jihadist, autistic, terrorist, tranny paki cunt who wishes to kill all white peole
>>58880394
>>58880435
Good lad
It's his final year too, no resits for him
>>58880439
isn't your new money going to have pakis on it as well?
>>58880343
work is hunting and they are bio survival tokens
>>58880456
wew lad
how much you earn there, any promotion possiblities
>>58880394
Oh no, he'll have to re-upload it now :(
>>58880459
Appeal to authority
>>58880441
>when you ask a girl does she do oral and she says no
>>58880394
all unis do that, it's so you have a back up
>>58880512
he won't realise until post deadline presumably
>>58880456
Meant to reply to >>58879897
>>58880505
Got promoted in October and got a raise in April tbqh.
what was poleaboos real name again?
>>58880472
gay posting hours
>>58880537
reeeeeeeee
>>58880370
See this is my problem, I made the decision to stop drinking but I'm too autistic to actually approach girls in real (i.e. sober) life. If I went out partying like I used to then I don't think I'd find it too hard to get laid, but have no idea how it's meant to happen without alcohol 2bh.
>>58880408
Why's it been so long lad?
>>58880513
fallacy fallacy
>>58880472
nah man i'm not gay haha
>>58880394
can you imagine living near poleaboo and how uncomfortable it would make you feel?
It would be like living with a rat
>>58880512
deadline is tomorrow, I'll be sure to check in at the deadline
>>58880479
>tranny
sissy
but I'm trying to put that behind me
>>58880532
>backup
no, it's for admin reasons
if you fail to provide the electronic copy, you will fail
Who's up for frosty chocolate milkshakes?
>>58880534
>>58880505
Also I make £34k now, started at £29k in January last year.
>>58880521
why do you always end up talking about girls?
it's like you've just discovered sex and you're obsessed with coming across like you're a master of it
I wouldn't mind but your pretty clueless on women so it triggers me to have to read your bullshit on women everytime you start posting
Just fucking imagine it lads.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58880600
gee anon, that sure would be swell
i'll have to check with my folks first though
there has been not one iota of proof given that lisicki isn't poleaboo
>>58880598
kek
>>58880614
extremely insecure because he has never even hugged a girl, let alone have sex
>>58880614
said like a true virgin.
>>58880600
y-yes
fully conditioned to being single forever
>>58880589
>Greater London
Why are you trying to bully me, brother?
>>58880589
I keep to myself, you don't even notice my presence
>>58880645
You said that once and then we posted within a minute of each other
how do you even get a job lads
>>58880689
Over 30 notches actually. I posted earlier in the thread.
Your insecurity triggers me. Just stfu about women and you'd be OK.
did glenn beck rape and murder a girl in 1990?
>>58880712
get 27 PhD's and apply at mcdonalds
>>58880555
That was literally the last time I had a gf, we split in the November and that was it for me really.
There's a girl that works behind the bar at my local that I think likes me, she's cute and fun to be around (we spent some time together at the end of her shift a few weeks ago) so I'm tempted to risk it, my fear of taking risks like this is what's got me in this mess really.
lmao my uncle said he's not voting sadiq khan because theyre trying to make an islamic state wth
poleaboo la are all these people you're phising from your uni or what
>>58880744
nah
>>58880748
truth
>>58880742
>telling me what to do
>>58880744
Yes.
babysat some cute kids yesterday
>Please m'good lady step into my eco chariot, for I shall not allow you to emit one gram of carbon on your perilous journey
>>58880803
Yeah, it's my problem when I have to read your insecure bullshit every time you start posting.
It's cringey and ruins my posting experience.
Where's my Welsh bf?
>ruins my posting experience.
>>58880803
I think in this case, because the entirety of /brit/ hates you, you are the one who should fuck off
>>58880807
nonce
>>58880849
hes right though
>creep
>sex offender
>amateur cross-dresser
Can't even begin to imagine it lads.
>>58880888
don't samefag also
aesthetic digits
doing a poo lads
