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ITT: AUTISM
Where the japanese womiz at?
FREEDOM STYLE: NUCLEAR BOMB JUTSU!
supporting the REAL JAPANESE thread
>>58779684
Why?
Spanish women are the best in the world
>>58779499
Shit, almost?
How does Watashi wa even work anyway. I know watashi means "myself/I" but what does the wa do?
I'm still askin this shit.
>>58779695
>either you or me are gonna get banned for this
I won
>>58779695
>banned
justice has been SERVED
>>58779564
乙. 300 bump limit is too small number. It make me feel like we need to make new threads always.
how 2 get Japanese gf
>>58779808
Are you the Pinoy?
Why do Japanese women have dust between their toes?
素晴らしい爽快感
>>58779756
What does "am" do?
>>58779644
ah. I don't know about NY but asian and nonasian supermarkets where I live also overcharge for those lunch packs. it's usually way cheaper to get takeout sushi
>>58779756
「は」in the most basic sense marks the subject (what does the verb) of the sentence
rikewise 「を」marks the direct object (the thing which the verb acts upon)
Iは ate the appleを
The boyは decided to read the bookを
>>58779844
It's common in Japan to walk around in your house barefoot.
>be Japanese
>buy Sushi on vacation in the US
wow
just. wow.
>>58779983
but hers are clean?
>>58779983
what is a japanese person doing in my house and why do they think it's japan
>>58779971
>>58779912
ok ok
so I can say
>watashi wa great
and
>watashi like steaks
right???
>>58779838
What, hell no, only German and English ancestry.
>>58780056
She keeps her floors very, very clean.
>>58779948
It's super easy to make Sushi by yourself.
Buy a smoked sermon, soy source, wasabi, rice vinegar and dried seaweed sheets.
1. cook rice
2. pour a bit amount of rice vinegar on the cooked rice, then mix them well
3. put a seaweed sheet on a table, then put some rice on it.
4. Roll it and cut the roll to small sushi pieces.
5. dip them to soy source and wasabi
6. enjoy
>>58779635
![81A1c8ehi2L[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AYy2WLr.jpg "81A1c8ehi2L[1].jpg")
>>58779756
>>58780101
Understanding the difference between は and が is one of the harder parts of the language. It will take time.
>>58779990
The Japanese I know here LOVE doing Japanese stuff here.
But you know, I couldn't help myself but check out the Austrian ran café in Lisbon when I ran across it either.
>>58779990
just wanted to know how American sushi is different from ours.
>>58780334
i heard the wasabi isn't the same at all
i wish i could try but i got a seafood and fish allergy
Feetfags raus
>>58780220
have you tried making sushi with long grain rice?
thanks for the recipe btw
>>58780280
>は and が
>not に and で
something wrong with you m8
>>58780409
>usong indica rice for sushi
Dont do that
A Japanese fella is now a Premier League winner
If any of you nipponjin visit http://www.wasabi.hu/# in Budapest tell me how it was. I might check it out this summer when I can get the birthday discount.
https://youtu.be/f0uHcRfHJ18
>>58780409
That's just like, your opinion, man.
>>58780397
There are two types of wasabi. The one is a true wasabi, and the other one is a fake wasaki (which is made of horseradish.)
The true wasabi is expensive in Japan, so Japanese people usually eat the fake one. One true wasabi (100g) costs $10-15.
>fish allergy
oh... You can't enjoy much of Japanese food then...
>>58780397
A lot of wasabi is green horseradish
>>58780492
lol
japonica is expensive though
>>58780520
>they actually did it
M A D M E N
A
D
M
E
N
>>58780574
just buy short grain rice used for rice pudding.
same shit but not labeled sushi rice so it's 50cent instead of 2,99€
>>58780520
Lester
>>58780409
I forgot to mention that putting smoked sermon in the roll...
long grain rice (and middle grain rice) isn't good for all Japanese dishes. I highly recommend you to use a short grain rice. (I think it is sold in your neighbor asian food store, maybe?)
>>58780556
>oh... You can't enjoy much of Japanese food then...
yeah unfortunately i think that's gonna keep me from going to japan
>>58780605
>>58780644
Bring your vodka and your charlie
I tried californian grown Koshihikari in US and was pretty good. It was nothing different than Japan grown rice
>>58780866
I agree with you.
If these Californian rice came into Japanese market with low prices, Japanese rice farmers would get fucked.
>>58780637
will try that out thanks
>>58780681
yeah plenty of asian grocery stores here in hongcouver
thanks
>>58780866
>in US and was pretty good
in the US and it was pretty good
>It was nothing different than Japan grown rice
It was no different from rice grown in Japan
>>58780773
but I thought they played 1:1
>tfw you really really reallllllly want to jack off but need to save your semen for wednesday night
>>58781051
What will you do on the Wednesday night?
>>58781051
what's going on on wednesday night
>>58781051
Why do you save? your salary semen will be transferred in you r semen bank account in wednesday?
I want to make love, but I'm too shy
>>58781176
>>58781197
>>58781214
my taiwanese QT is coming over until sunday
>>58781279
Riajyū shine
>>58781279
Is she high maintenance?
https://youtu.be/Y1KKwk5JWQg
>>58781264
All you need is a little courage to crossdress :3
>>58781366
send japanese please
>>58781391
not really. she just needs a good dicking and some food
>>58781279
Then, saving semen would be a wrong idea for you. You would really want to have a sex with her, and it would make your behaves creepy and it makes her scared.
This is a keyword for you. "Less semen makes you a gentlemen"
>>58781033
Leicester need 1 point from 9. Tottenham need at least 7 from 9, if not more.
Does anyone like wearing makeup and dressing in girl's clothes?
>>58781479
>This is a keyword for you. "Less semen makes you a gentlemen"
>>58781009
Thanks doc
>>58781264
I want to make love, but I get scared even when the hairdresser lady touches me.
>>58781520
>Leicester need 3 points from 9
I can't brain today.
>>58781524
No because I am a smelly middle aged male.
I like to watch a cute boi wearing a cute costume though.
>>58781441
why are you posting in this thread again?
I thought you would never come back. please go away
>>58781279
RIIIIAAAAAJJUUUUUUUU KUSO WO KUTTE SINEEEEEEE
>>58781437
>>58781524
STOP
Japanese girls
Good - I can understand what they speak
Bad - I cannot understand what they mean
Foreign girls
Good - I can understand what they mean
Bad - I cannot understand what they speak
According to my experience.
>>58781520
Oh I see. I didn't know Tottenham played today
>>58781587
never said i would leave
>>58781587
Is he the guy who is (was?) obsessed with korean gf?
>>58781524
Yes. Why don't you?
>>58781538
ノウ・プロブレム
>>58781758
I think the person you're replying to is the koreaboo
What is the best way to tell your gf when you sniff her vagina and it smells like a rotten egg?
>>58781758
no i am not the korean autist chubby manlet
i am the guy who likes feet
>>58781694
but you did leave
>>58781758
no. he's the yellow fever sex tourist
>>58781524
Wearing a girl's dress and makeup so helps and relaxes me when I do programming with Java and cpp
:3
>>58781819
you don't smell sugoi today
>>58781835
when? i have been here frequently
>>58781828
独逸もこいつも変な奴やな
>>58781828
fuck off normie
the autist is more welcome here than you are
>>58781794
>>58781828
>>58781835
Okay, so... You mean there are 3 German guys in this thread at least? A guy obsessed with korean gf, a guy obsessed with feet, and a guy who is a yellow fever sex tourist. Complicated.
>>58781899
no
>>58781937
yellow fever sex tourist (i prefer "culturally interested visitor who has sex") and feet man are one person, they are me
>>58781869
but not in this thread
you started posting here again last week
go to your yellow fever thread please. you make me sick
ネットで弱者攻撃するゴミは竜巻に飛ばされて太平洋の空に消えればいいのに。
北海道くらい遊びに行け。
居住地の観光地に全然和人と違う顔の人がいくらでもいたけどな。
ただ海外の人がアイヌにだけやたら興味を示すのは
明らかに偏向教育と言わざるを得ない。
ロシアが来なければ絶対に文化形態は残っていた。同化せざるを得なくさせた者達がまず光の速度で土下座すべき。
>>58781051
saving up semen will only make you cum faster
don't do it
>>58781891
座布団一枚
>>58782012
did you know i was in korea three weeks ago and sexed pure korean girls in the countryside while you were in germany posting "kkkkk.jpg" pretending to have a korean girlfriend?
pic related, corean feet with nice long toes. shame about her heels, said she hasn't been taking care of them for a while.
>>58782086
it doesn't
>>58782126
stop bullying him you bully
where is peru when you need him
>>58782005
Okay, are you a true german, or you are now visiting in Germany to have a sex?
Are there other normal Germans in this thread?
>>58781863
>japanese trap programmer
marry me pls
What the fuck do fucking feet have to do with fucking Japan?
>>58782165
i am 100% real authentic german
i am a normal german, the korean shitposter is mentally retarded
>>58782126
I know that you met your plastic girl in Incheon
I don't care how many Korean girls you fuck.
My goal is not to fuck as many girl as I can. You're an asshole
>>58782216
>normal
No, you're sexually attracted to feet.
>>58782215
They just spam feet without any context
Worse than ponyfags
This is the Japanese thread;
Please keep your shitposting to a minimum.
Thank you.
>>58782232
the only time i have ever been to incheon was the airport
and she isn't plastic, she is pure unaltered korean.
and i know you're trying to fuck as many as you can, you'd be glad already if got laid just for once LMAO
pic related, different pair of super tiny corean feetz i banged
>>58782215
Japanese girls have feet
>>58782358
Then post their feet otherwise fuck off, you attention-starved cunt.
>giving attention to tripfags
if you do this you are literally new
These two Germans in this thread have changed my mind 180 degree.
When I see posters with German flag, I automatically think that he/she should be a creepy person.
>>58782448
>using the term "literally" when not adequate
And you're another in a long line of faggots who do this.
>>58782505
どういたしまして
>i take pics of whores feet i fucked
Great hobby i understand
now leave
it's funny he couldn't get laid for 20 years then discovered that he can exploit Asian women
because he's white and now tries to show off with it on 4chan
lel
sauce on gif related
where can I meet Japanese girls abroad?
>>58782505
when I was new to the internet I remember seeing a photo of two germans sticking their dicks in a melon
>>58782604
what start with j and ends with ealousy
2chは遅すぎる
板は多すぎるでしょう
>>58782646
JERMANFOOTPOSTERMANY
>>58779564
Kindof angry and I don't know why.
I'm just.. sitting here doing nothing, I just got back from school and am about to smoke some weed but... I just feel... so angry
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>58782651
http://stats.2ch.net/suzume.cgi
ここで、各板の時間当たりの投稿数が見れる。
上位の板は早すぎるくらいだよ。
>>58782730
>weed
fuck off nigger
>>58782730
>What the fuck is wrong with me?
you're a pot smoking degenerate
>>58782730
smoking that weed might help
>>58782730
Weed withdrawal
>>58782651
多分専門板を見たんだろう
なんでも実況Jとかは投稿多い
独自のスラングと幼稚な投稿者が多いせいできっと読みにくいだろうけど野球の話題が中心
>>58782730
Does this indicate that I am in an area where I can buy weeds or drugs from dealers?
>>58782730
i'm always angry too
i never figured it out, and i don't do drugs so i can't blame it on that
each time i try picking up a hobby or learning something it just makes me angry and i give up, this happened when i tried to learn nipponese
nihonjin, how often do you talk to your boyfriend or girlfriend ? is it every day or is it more?
i am feeling anxious.
>>58782757
>一番速い板:LiveJupiter
日本人は野球が大好きね
>>58782777
Trips of truth.
>>58782832
weed withdrawal isn't a thing in my experience.
>>58782916
It used to
I need to figure out the root cause for my anger and get rid of it. Problem is, I think it's my cunt of a mother and I can't really seem to get rid of her even though I live a few hours away. But... mother's day is coming up and I want to see my nephews who will be there etc etc so I have to go... etc etc
I just know that bitch is gonna fuck me over somehow like practically blackmail me for money or get drunk and insult me in public REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I need to get my mind off this
>>58782990
everyday or every other day.
have you tried to contact your gf from you?
>>58783024
なんJはもはや野球実況板ではないよ
どういう雰囲気化はまとめサイト見てみた方が早い
>>58782916
it means you're gonna die
only way to get weed is from friends
>>58783024
野球見る?
>>58782298
>No, you're sexually attracted to feet.
Ok buddy, no need to go there.
なんJに行くと心が穢れる
>>58783302
4chanは?
>>58782990
I talk with her almost every day by emails and once a week face to face.
>>58782651
ふたばの二次元裏のmay板とかどうかな?
昔俺がいた時は独特なノリだったけど
最近はフツーの雑談板になってると聞く
Spain respect the samurai.
A pleasure to hold shit until maximum limit.
A pleasure to take the shit finally with strong pressure that makes an incredible noise.
>>58783554
only if the noises come from your mouth
I agree with everything else though
>>58783583
>noises come from your mouth
Do you indicate your shit comes from your mouth, because the shit makes the noises?
Ohayo gojaima〜su
Today is holiday
Lets do crossdressong and become a cute trap! :3c
>>58783528
ふたばなんか勧めるなよ・・・
ガチの中年精神病者が集まる場所じゃん
>>58783533
nice
>>58783663
n-no...
I meant groaning/moaning as if you had an orgasm
>>58783707
ここも・・・。
>>58783670
Is it a public holiday, or did you take time off to do something fun?
Do you like muffins?
祝!レスター優勝
132年目の初優勝らしい
おそらくいまごろレスターの街はクラクション鳴らしながら走る車と花火だらけだろうな
>>58783797
is this a trick question
I like muffins though
>>58783759
It's golden week right now, so Tuesday to Thursday are public holidays.
>>58783533
He was a liege of Date Masamune
>>58783853
>those firm round buttocks
>>58783859
Why did you insult me last night when I said I was going to eat a muffin?
>>58783753
Yeah, of course, I moan aloud with my sexually voice when I take a shit.
>>58783759
National holiday
And tomorrow and day after tomorrow are also holidays
>>58783912
I wasn't in the thread last night
>>58783853
/sp/ではスティッキーになってる
>>58782730
DUDE
WEED
How many posters in this thread right know do you think?
Is there persons who only watch this thread but never post?
>>58783887
>>58783927
I hope you still find time to post in this thread, in amongst all the other exciting things you have planned for the holidays.
>>58783957
are you the German/English Canadian?
>>58784066
nope
>>58784090
pinoy????????
>>58784113
pinoy but not that pinoy
>>58783528
投稿したいけど、ほとんどの2chの板と丸双葉でjp以外IPは禁止んだ
the only 2ch board that allows foreign IPs that I've found is ENGLISH, and it's pretty much dead.
>>58784137
should move the japanese thread to 2ch tb h
>>58784136
what
there are 2 in this thread?
how many female cousins do you have?
>>58784184
Someone should post a regular thread there, telling them how to find us here.
>>58784136
Why do pinoy girls look so ugly?
>>58784198
I haven't seen his posts for over a month
>how many female cousins
too many
>>58784272
that makes more sense
Does 2chan even have flags? I bet it doesn't. We need flags, it doesn't work without flags.
>>58784298
Their great, great, great grandfathers were fat Spaniards, or something.
>>58784298
fuck if I know
>>58784035
>Is there persons who only watch this thread but never post?
I find it hard to believe. There isn't much enjoyment to be had from reading the posts of these autists.
The fun is in the participation - in the shitposting.
>>58784272
>>58784308
>>58784184
I don't want people to post more shit like this on 2ch though
they don't deserve it
>>58784308
just like the other guy...
You don't have to be ashamed that you posted your face here
you're not look ugly. stop pretending to be a different person
>>58784375
They should just ban American ips desu.
>>58784137
浪人っていうのを買えば2chは海外IPでも投稿できるよ
ただクレジットカード購入はおすすめしない
以前同じようなシステムで個人情報流出してクレジットカードの個人情報と書き込み内容が全部紐付けされて晒されてたから
Please know the difference and use it clearly
>2ch, 2channel, text based, www.2ch.net founded by Hiroyuki
>2chan, futaba channel, image based, www.2chan.net which becomes the model of 4chan
>>58784298
for me filipinos look japanese
>>58784357
But the ones that have Spanish ancestry are the ones that look less pinoy and are better looking
>>58784502
もう分かる
>>58784524
I dunno who's who, all I know is I like the Chinitas myself, but most Filipinas look too chubby for me.
>>58784443
I think every filipino family that emigrated have big families
おはようございます
憲法記念日おめでとうございます
日本万歳!
japanese girls in one-piece swimsuits when?
>>58784936
hola. tu eres mi amigo. Peru es un hijo de puta. un zumo de naranja por favor
>>58784921
日本の愚かさとアメリカ人の馬鹿さを象徴する日だな
>>58784466
危ないよ・・・
luckily, 俺の銀行は仮クレジットカードナンバーをあげれる
使うかもしれないけど、1か月にとって、￥400はちょっと高い, considering I can barely use the website.
買う前にもっとロムるがいいと思う・・・
>>58785064
アメリカ対日本の喧嘩を起こすつもりはないよ。
おめでとうございますで終わり
休み!嬉しい!休み!
ああああああああああああぁ!
>>58785097
why don't you use proxy?
>>58785167
彼じゃないけど
ゴールデンウィークの休みをそれぞれ何の日か意識したことない
単に休みの中の1日
remove katakana
remova kanji
hiragana only pls
>>58785210
my japanese is bad. It'll be obvious that I'm using a proxy and they'll ban me within a few moments
>>58785050
im just here on vacation and i only understand a little bit of Spanish but yes tu eres mi amigo
>>58785256
>ゴールデンウィークの休みをそれぞれ何の日か意識したことない
うん。そう思ってたよ。ゴールデンウイークだけじゃなくて、どのお休みも何を祝うかを生徒に聞くとほとんどわからないんだね。学校に行かなくていいだけの日とか。
俺は知ったほうがいいと思う。
>>58785351
さっく
まい
こっく
>>58785418
不真面目な学生ですごめんなさい
講義なくてただただ嬉しいです
>>58785351
かなだこっきが あらわれた!
かなだこっきが こんらんしている。
>>58785423
yes perfect i can understand this
why do i also have to remember
サク マイコック
to say the same thing
>>58785409
I bet Peru is crying right now
>>58785501
差区米国
>>58785501
it tells the reader that the person saying it is foreign and/or japanese isn't being said
>>58785409
Where are you from?
>>58785493
わけもわからず じぶんをこうげきした!
>>58785483
不真面目とは思わないよ
ほかの先生たちがお休みの前の日にその日の意義を聞いているのは教育だよ。
知らあんと答えてもこうだよと教える機会になるから。
たらこがここに来たのも●流出のせいみたいなもんだしな
4chanもpermanently ban的な感じにさせてパス買うと書けるよ!みたいな仕様にしたら笑える
>>58785409
>tu eres mi amigo
that's the most awkard frase on spanish you could ever say.. it just sounds fucking unnatural..
>>58785579
かなだこっきが しんだ。
>>58785351
I hate katakana so I can accede to removing it.
It looks so hooky and has no class.
But please spare the others. they are pretty stylish.
>>58785590
大学だとそんな話もわざわざしてくれないかな
先生は「みなさん休みで嬉しいでしょうね」しか言わなかった
北海道には義経伝説が多く残る。
義経がアイヌの地に逃げ延びそこで神になったという話だが、
これは日本の占領政策のための捏造として否定されている。
だが1100年代の奥州藤原氏はそもそも蝦夷人。
まともな考察もしないで常に悪事と決め付ける思想はおかしい。
>>58785568
Canada, visting relatives, im white i swear but i might get a tan
>>58785616
yea i don't speak Spanish i just copied his thing since he said im his friend for sharing and interest in jap girls in one piece swimsuits
how do I filter artists on pixiv
I don't want to see filthy gaijin in my kemono incest searches
>>58785619
しなない、 しなない
ひんし になるだけ
>>58785693
>>58785616
sorry my Spanish is bad too. I just wanted to make Peru mad
ひらがなだけじゃなかなかよみつらいだろう
>>58785691
でも謎のもあるよね
名前だけから分からないみどりの日みたいに
一応聞いてみたんだけどそれは特に意義がなく本当にお休み取れるだけの日と説明してくれた同僚がいたw
おはよう
hello, sorry for english am french haha. If i go to Japan (I want to go later this year with some friend) can we go to Izakaya?
I hear that many Izakaya foreigner go in and owner go "no no no" we are full
or "no no no" japanese only sorry
I dont want to have this experience, i would really like to to Izakawa but would eat in chain restaurant if this is occurrence... Normally when I travel i just go into random restaurant that look nice, but i feel this is no possible in Japan. I could have some working level of Japanese however I still feel is problem.
In anime also there is restaurant which is a tent where man cooks food for you and you sit in front on him while he does this. What is this called? Are only for Japanese people or?
>>58785167
まあ俺も、滑稽という意味でおめでたいと思うよ
>>58785809
実はそうでもない
>>58785809
if japanese was in hiragana only and also had spaces between words it would be much easier to read/write/learn with absolutely no downsides
>>58785731
かなだこっきの めがさめた。
かなだこっきは うずうずしている。
>>58785906
>what are homophones
>>58781891
>>58785720
use the "~booru" sites
>>58785720
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>>58785906
you're obviously very new to japanese
it's now painfully difficult for me to read pure hiragana,
>>58785870
>I hear that many Izakaya foreigner go in and owner go "no no no" we are full
I hear this a lot on the internet but never encountered one in real life. I've been to many izakaya and usually they are very welcoming but at worst they are indifferent to you, as in you are just a regular customer. Personaly I prefer the indifferent treatment cause really you are just a regular customer. But I've never gotten hostility or been told I can't enter.
Probably it exists but I don't think it's something you need to worrry about or plan for
>>58785870
Qu'est-ce que tu fais dans mon pays?
Fais gaffe a ce que tu dis.
>>58785851
おはよう
>>58785913
>うずうず
*むらむら
>>58785870
Go to chain izakaya
>>58785906
>no downsides
Nope, all sentences will become much more prosaic.
>>58786125
this
Much less room for wit.
>>58785870
if you know some phrase or have such a (travel or something cheep)book, no problem everywhere.
>>58786089
orz
>>58786218
A perfect position for you if you're horny
>>58786230
I did that when I used to play around with an aneros/enemagra.
>>58786401
>I used to play around with an aneros
How could you ever stop using an aneros??
>>58786437
I could never get an orgasm from it (´・ω・｀)
催眠音声って海外にもあるの?
>>58786542
That's heartbreaking!
Can you just not find the prostate?
Exactly what did they say in the video? The only thing I can understand is "lick it".
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/shamed-leicester-city-trio-deserved-5906079
>>58785984
i guess maybe if i go to countryside, but i guess in countryside they would welcome foreign as a new face. Maybe if i went near a military base, but i wont do that. Tokyo and Kansai only planned atm.
>>58786039
family mon mate, in london, I will be careful though I like the UK.
>>58786100
That sounds fine also but i feel best izakaya is not a chain one right? Do you say this because easier or because I would not be welcome in non-chain? One of my travel partner has okay japanese.
>>58786196
thank you
>>58786564
ASMR?
>>58786615
most likely. the one I have is either too long or too short I think
>>58786686
>family mon mate, in london, I will be careful though I like the UK.
Okay, that's fair enough. But if I hear anyone speaking French while I'm out tomorrow, I'm going to hold you personally responsible.
>>58786686
Menus in non-chain izakaya aren't written in English and don't have pictures of food. If one of your travel partner can read them, it isn't a problem though.
>>58786618
LICK ITTTTTTT LICKITTTTTTTTT
SUCK ME BALLSSS
>thai girl starts talking
SHUT UP AND SUCK ME BALLS
LICK ITTTTT
>>58786989
Lol forgot your proxy?
I'm jealous of the people that live in Australia
they can pet their pet wombats every day
>>58786714
何だそれ?
