Bit sad edition
cara
Fife cunts in the house
Hearing the church bells ringing is lovely
How many more years before they stop I wonder
>>58703603
Anybody else not mind Aussies?
>>58703583
Fear not haha
Karen
>>58703534
i just liberated manila from the ottomans and got like 5 fucking points - taking a fucking city and liberating it is utterly useless
>>58703624
nah they're good lads fairly
>>58703624
Don't mind any anglos tbqh
Yanks are my least favourite though
http://news.sky.com/story/1688137/israel-accused-of-west-bank-ethnic-cleansing
SHUT IT DOWN
>>58703675
Yanks aren't true Anglos 2bh
>>58703556
look at the top of his head
>>58703556
>chatting to a girl that doesn't even have a picture
desperate lad
>>58703681
""""""""""Ethnic cleansing""""""""""
>taking sides in a dispute between jews and muslims
ottoman is building up a sneak attack against me lads
i have the worlds strongest navy hahahaha im gonna rape his shit into attrition and then take every coastal city he has
>mfw Lestah literally could win the league today
No way
>>58703624
Not really. Craic is shit.
>>58703873
Which faction are you playing as?
>>58703624
They mean well
>>58703873
let me guess youre not playing a proper eu game just some shit gay game
>>58703828
Bought a dodgy fat burner off a guy and have been taking it daily for 2 months. Wonder what it is doing to me
>>58703936
The kiwi looks like a cheeky chappy haha
jizz in the jizz cake
if you can't handle my gimmicks at their worst, you don't deserve them at their best
>>58704012
Get out of our commonwealth Indian scum.
>>58703998
probably nothing
>>58703998
Cooking your insides
>>58704031
*locks door* from inside
>>58703925
i went random and rolled montezuma which isn't too bad i guess because i just focused on tradition, honour (for boost to culture per kill) and aesthetics
warfare is literally better suited because I can cop 20 to 30 culture per kill on top of the per turn amount
Business idea: Take immigrants from english speaking countries who want to live and settle in Britain
>>58704058
CIV it is then
>>58703966
help my thread
Israel only uses white phosphorous to light up the sky.
Kek
>>58704058
Good choices 2bh
>>58703621
The adhan is lovely bro.
>>58704121
Israel 'to stop using white phosphorus shells' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-22310544
>>58704201
>>58703556
Happened with me 2 years back. I was getting ready to move to Amsterdam, set up my OKC, started messaging a girl, it was going quite well ...until my job offer fell through so I never got to meet her.
>>58704154
the only shit thing is that my raw score isn't really reflecting my standing tbqh. i'm like 405 while the leader is 625 and i've successfully won a war, liberated a city state, have the largest military in the world as well as highest satisfaction and most well fed people plus most developed culture but yeah fuck the scoring.
Lads some retarded bug thing bit my arm a few minutes ago and now it's swollen and hurting like a bitch
What do I do
>>58704235
I've always found it a little bit silly that the highest rating is Julius Caesar but war is an awful way to accrue points.
>>58704246
Plan your funeral RIP lad
>>58704235
Score is irrelevant m8
>>58704246
Rub salt into it to sterilize the area and prevent infection
>no milk in
>no bread in
>no food in
>working in the morning
>currently drinking a tea without milk
Come on, lad, get it together.
>>58704246
Apply hand wash and wash it off it will neaturalise
Morning lads
What's the plan for today?
>>58704301
Football, football, fifa, bed
>>58704285
DONT fucking RUB SALT
Business idea: feed myself
>In 2007, scientists found the rare paternal haplogroup A1 in several living British men with Yorkshire surnames. This clade is today almost exclusively found among males in West Africa, where it is also rare. The lineage is thus thought to have been brought to Britain either through soldiers who were enlisted during Roman Britain, or via the slave trade. Some of the individuals who arrived through the slave route attained a very high social rank and married into the general population.[24]
Afrishires
Yorkfrica
Afriyorks
Lads
>>58704270
i never really play offensive domination because war is such a grind unless you play long as and can afford production of units plus wonders
>>58704275
nah i know deep down but i'd still like to see a high score
>>58704231
'Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar, Ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah, ash hadu an la ilaha illal lah,
Ash hadu an-na Muhammadar resulul-lah, Ash hadu an-na Muhammadar rasulul-lah, hayya 'alas, salah, hayya 'alas salah,
hayya 'alal falah, hayya 'alal-falah Allahu Akbar; Allahu Akbar, La ilaha illal lah.'
any planetside or ex players here?
>>58704374
Played it once and it was shit
Who supporting Leicster to win the Premiership today? I'm not even into foot-ball and I started supporting them yesterday.
>>58704374
Fucking payed a shit load
>>58704390
really? I thought I was great until server migrations completely fucked everything up
>>58704374
yeh played it a lot until recently.
>>58704411
I've been supporting them since early February. Hilarious seeing all the bandwagoners jump on now. Really annoying though when people like me have seen the highs and lows. We will win today. Come on you boys!
Think I might be a psychopath lads, I was reading an article about how psychopaths are more likely to enjoy bitter tasting foods (ie black coffee without milk or sugar). As well as the general social awkwardness part.
The weird thing is, earlier that morning I was in the office, drinking a black coffee and had my headphones in blaring a song called "dead body disposal". I was writing emails with a smile on my face.
/blog
>>58704411
You can be a life long even one minute before the game is finished.
>>58704348
Sause!?
just slept for 18 hours lads
>>58704436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNDXI6wUGA
heard about this update, is it anygood?
>>58704246
U gonna get Lyme disease
>>58704454
I don't have a fedora enough picture for this
>>58704463
There's not much out there, but you can search for 由@蜜柚mio
Have read so many books that I have reached superiority and genuinely struggle to converse with most people my age
Majority of things they say are retarded
>>58704301
draw lads
>>58704435
>run across the map for 5 minutes
>get shot
Fun!
Are there and Yorkfrica lads on tonight?
>>58704475
dont know. haven't experienced that update yet. looks fun i guess. adds a new element to the game.
>>58704208
I was referring to the Jewish lady on BBC1 claiming this.
>>58704478
Do fedoras listen to hip hop?
>>58704498
Serves you right for being a complete and utter mong then
>load up planetside
>get into game
>join squad
>squad deploy straight into fight
>squad move around the map in sundies or galaxys
update: ottoman declared war on me again hahah about to clear 4 of his long swordsman units in a single turn
norman forces approaching
>>58704532
If you were a psycho, you would he listening to Mozart, Bach, or Fettuccini Alfredo's new song
But since it's hip hop then it just means you've got plebians tastd, hoplite status
Has 3 hours sleep lads
>>58704555
>join squad
Yeah I'm not going to join a clan with try hard nerds. No thanks. You know you aren't really in a war right?
Was just sat on a bench outside watching people
Saw a father sat on a bench with his head down on his phone whilst his kid played in the small park by himself. Made me sad
>>58704584
http://youtu.be/LtGoBZ4D4_E
>>58704563
Haha last game I played the Celtic bitch kept declaring war on me, getting her swordsmen raped by my Gatling Guns, giving up a city in peace treaty, and then declaring war again
why is most of your posting deliberately infantilised. ? do you wish to be thought of as a kawaii little girl or boy?
>>58704563
What difficulty are you on?
>>58704607
can't tell if you're taking the piss or you really are that stupid
>>58704700
No idea what you are talking about
when u meet a girl from tinder and she's actually fat
warm out
dutch weather
>>58704755
Leave immediately
Don't have to worry about offending someone if they actively deceived you
>>58704755
More to love :3
>>58704671
>Celts
>war
Come on mate the only thing the celts know how to kill is time.
>>58704348
>underwear in the shower
Trying to save on washing bills? Those thrifty japanese!
Flatmate has been playing Zara Larsson songs on full volume for the last hour
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>58704786
why does japan have massive inflation then
check m9
>>58704827
Japan has all kinds of fetishes man not just inflation
>>58704827
Japan gives me a massive inflation if you know what I mean
>tfw bigger flaccid than erect
>>58704879
how is that possible. please provide evidence
Hate hate hate religion on Civ V tbqh
There should at least be an automate option on missionaries, or the option to tell a civ to stop using missionaries in your land
easter today lads
>Hate hate hate religion on Civ V tbqh
>>58704671
hahaha i am in mexico on the map, so there is literally a one tile zone they have to pass through that i have 3 crossbowman unit aimed at as well as galleas's all over the coast. i just mowed them down hahahaha
>>58704695
prince, only just started playing again so needed a refresher
>>58704785
good post
Forgot to get a father's day present fs
>>58704928
>Prince
men play on King
gods play on deity.
>>58704936
it's not until june, you daft twat
>>58703826
The picture disappeared once she deleted her account
>>58704895
It would be better if the beliefs were balanced
>>58704928
>playing the World map
Triggers me that one lad, playing as England and starting in Russia
>>58704969
Yeah rather than just Tithe / Pagodas
The only benefit of religion is essentially just an extra 20 gold per turn and a bit of extra happiness
just made some stunning pancakes using this recipe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPS9PodMzAI
why isn't britain filled with nice places like these instead of ugly concrete WW2 and cookie-cutter shite
Not feeling very good lads
>>58705036
Labour
>>58705036
it is.
there's like maybe 4-5 new towns built after the war. the rest are old as fuck
you can't convince our government to build anything unless it's a disaster
>>58705036
It is in the countryside m8
>>58704961
Did I say it wasn't you prick? I forgot to get one
>>58704977
>not having the realistic earth mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQjPFJNDQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf57OK7m0QI
>>58705073
why would they? it drastically reduces the house prices so the baby-boomers (who voted the government in) will loose money
>>58705055
I hear Labour brought in non-Jewish architects and that's why world war 2 building looked so shite.
>>58705078
so you have more than a whole month to get one
>>58705077
>It is in the countryside m8
Have you ever gone travelling?
The UK is filled with ugly WW2/cookie-cutter shite, all villages, towns and cities are unbelievably ugly
>>58704952
i used to play king all the time but it's been a solid year since i've played
>>58704977
mines usually pretty accurate tbqh. i wish you could roll australia though, literally the most OP land mass in the game
>>58705023
Post em
>>58705106
Yeah but I was in town yesterday and forgot to get one. First time I've left the house for weeks so I could well not go again before
>>58705111
Yes
I live in the West Country, always thought it's cosy as fuck.
Have you ever left the midlands?
>>58705092
our housing crisis isn't even caused by quantity. it's that everyone wants the same places . generally where ever the government builds a new motorway (mostly int he South east)
>>58705119
cant. ive eaten them. had them with jam - Russian style.
>>58705036
Pakis and >>58705055
>>58703556
LADS
I'm thinking of moving elsewhere in the UK. Where would you suggest that's not fucked like the Black Country, Birmingham or London?
going here today lads
you want anything?
>>58705132
don't be lazy then ??
>you will never be a 20 year old fifa Youtubers with millions in the bank and a penthouse flat
>>58705171
Shame esli chesno
>select all the pancakes
Inb4 >phone poster
>>58705148
I live in the south east you cretin
Anything nice in Britain was built before 1914
>>58705036
It is filled with nice place like that, maybe if you left whatever shitty large town or city you live in you'd see that.
Pakis and poor people live in cities and large towns and all the nice people live in villages and small towns.
Why did Obama even mention trump in his speech? Surely that'll just improve his chances by giving him more attention
>>58705185
Northern Ireland, Isle of Man or a Channel Island
>>58705196
gies a mushroom
>>58705198
>lazy
Check your privilege cunt, some people can't leave the house
>>58705185
Edinburgh
Poleaboos hair removal cream arrived today, bought off ebay but arrived via Amazon
>>58705220
see: >>58705210
Anything nice in Britain was built before 1914
Britain is now filled with ugly shit housing built because of the constant housing pressure
Britain is literally the ugliest developed country in the world
>>58705210
I live in the South East and there are so many comfy villages in the countryside it's ridiculous, I live in one, do you ever leave your house?
>>58705196
gnome hat, ta
Holy shit lads it now costs 62 quid to take a driving lesson, plus the cost of renting your instructor's car for an hour.
How fucked are people who leave uni and can't drive /don't live in central London?
>Can't get a job to pay for lessons
>Can't pay for lessons without a job
wew
>>58705235
get a wheelchair on the nhs
>>58705185
Northern Irish countryside (cities are shit). Maybe Hillsborough
>>58705222
>northern ireland
he said NOT fucked you spacker
>>58705236
It's full of Scots though.
>>58705257
Get the bus or walk
>>58705185
grimsby
>>58705257
London
>>58705267
>he thinks Belfast is the whole country
>>58705185
The Orkney Islands
Literally and unironically the most beautiful part of the UK
>>58705257
>£62 for a driving lesson
>>58705257
i was £44 for 2 hours and mummy paid it
>>58705252
Britain is filled with ugly shit housing because in the 70s and other shit decades they had no fucking idea what looked good so we're full of their abortions of buildings.
Brand new housing estates can vary but some really aren't bad at all.
>>58705257
Mine were like 30 quid a lesson
Don't use a big brand company and use a bloke in your local classifieds
>>58705281
Nearly all grad jobs I applied to said you had to have a driving licence even if you didn't need to drive for the role because you might get promoted
>>58705222
A Channel Island? Interesting.
>>58705236
Is Edinburgh expensive like Aberdeen or a dump like Glasgow?
>>58705260
I hate cities but they're a necessary evil a lot of the time. I'd prefer to settle in the countryside in a couple of years though.
>>58705283
I have no idea what it's like.
>>58705298
Do they even have work over there though?
>>58705257
Are you fucking joking? It's about 20 quid an hour here.
Learning to drive is fucking expensive anyway but 62 quid an hour, honestly.
I got 10 lessons for 150 quid as a Christmas present and was too scared to use it before it went out of date so now I have to pretend I have 10 lessons behind me
>>58705302
Shit I meant to say test, not lesson.
>>58705337
>>58705303
>>58705311
meant test lads
>>58705316
Well don't apply for a grad job then
>>58705257
>>58705303
Poleaboo gets them for £15, that's a discount from the normal £20 due to the guy knowing his dad
>>58705323
it's got an arcade
>>58705349
Oh that's normal then
>>58705252
are you thick?
Nice developments in britain halted the moment we laid traintracks.
could do with a (You) lads...
>>58705257
just get yourself some old banger for a few hundred quid and drive around the car parks and industrial estates and shit. space out the lessons
>>58705323
>Do they even have work over there though?
Not really desu unless you're interested in working in tourism
>>58705257
Cost me about £20 last year
hello
>>58705349
the test costs £250 round here
>>58705185
Rhyl
>>58705387
Poleaboo acknowledges you
>>58705373
>arcade plebs
>>58705390
That's a shame. I'd like somewhere like that, but if there's no work, it seems like I'd be making it difficult for myself.
>>58705401
Why do you hate me?
>>58705323
Can attest that Edinburgh is nice
It has the feeling of a small town but there's still so much to do
>>58705392
Get ya willy out
It's a lovely day outside and families are currently in a church sermon, ready to go to a local park with a whippy afterwards
I'm sat here on /brit/ about to masturbate
>>58705387
Here's one on the house kid
>>58705440
I'm too shy to post my penis.
I think that's what you're asking for right?
>>58705403
trannies OUT
︃>︃>58705473
thanks
>>58705455
While watching the families in the local park? Weirdo
>>58705492
Poleaboo is a SISSY, not a tranny
Completely different thing
>>58705257
on what fucking planet mate
it's 20 at most
Wait, are there lads here who can't actaully drive yet?
It was embarrassing in sixth form not being able to drive lmao
>>58705538
Will poleaboo be posting pics of his new sissy look?
Want to fucking leave london so bad
I live in a flat and there's a bloke who has his window open in the bathroom, the acoustics of the square bit outside literally amplifies the noise of him having a shit
Just sat through 5 minutes of fart and shit noises, can hear even with my window closed
>there will never be a real /brit/ meetup
would a bag of microwave popcorn qualify as a breakfast?
cause I have nothing else to eat
>>58705257
>tfw too scared of driving
Feeling a bit depressed lads.
>he doesn't have a job that pays at least his age in years in £k
>he doesn't have his own car
>he doesn't have his own flat
haha
>>58705608
boomers >>>/out/
>>58705585
brecon beacons camp meet when
>>58705585
>tfw actually kept pushing this with no itnention of ever going
>tfw feel bad now
PAKIS OUT
>>58705608
>he lives above other """people"""
>>58705560
Not here
>>58705598
It's important to have a nice instructor, a mean one will just make you quit if you feel nervous already
>>58705608
>he doesn't get glorious NEETbux
>he doesn't conserve his precious time on Earth instead of selling it off to Mr Sheklestein
>he doesn't live with mummy who also prepares his meals
haha
>>58705656
>feeling bad for poleaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4
how has disney produced so many fucking floorfillers
>>58705585
>tfw we now never can have a meetup or Poleaboo will stab us
>>58705608
>living in a flat
excuse me, are you poor?
>>58705679
nice glasses you spacker
>>58705691
Disney have gone to shit
so have all the other animators
>>58705692
not really, we just don't let pakis in the meet.
>>58705679
>My police commissioner candidate's name is Gordon
I can't not vote for him
>>58705679
alri speccy twat
>>58705702
Oh hello Mr billionaire thailad with his Bangkok mansion and his harem of lady-boys
>>58705717
Thanks la
>>58705692
you can just tell him to fuck off if he approaches you
>>58705692
I can confirm this
I will kill every last fucking one of you if you ever attempt to have a meetup without me
>>58705756
>>58705756
>>58705738
bit racist
>>58705756
How do
>>58705585
>being this new
>>58705794
You need to wash m9
>>58705794
>This is the kind of retard that spams racist stuff
shouldn't be surprised really
>>58705798
UUHHHH
>>58705794
Hair looks awful mate, go to hairdresser and have it cut short.
>>58705794
he can't be that stupid surely
>>58705794
>this is the average /brit/poster
fucking hell lads can't take you seriously any more
>>58705794
how did you get the real pic
>>58705794
>>58705843
>>>/reddit/
>>58705794
Rasheed
are all of you just refreshing /brit/ all day every day waiting for a chance to dox someone
>>58705794
alri rorke la
>>58705794
Rorke
>>58705185
Edinburgh is the only correct answer
Its officially the best place to live in the UK
Its expensive but also has the highest average salary in the country
>>58705794
>saving other /brit/ posters faces
I assume you've saved mine too? post the latest one
>Getting roasted on /brit/
>Laugh through the pain
His photo has been posted fucking loads, how fucking new are you all
>>58705794
rasheed false flag
>>58705932
why are Edinburgh jocks so jewy
act of union was the first stage of their master plan and they've been taking advantage of the english ever since
>>58705687
>he doesn't conserve his precious time on Earth instead of selling it off to Mr Sheklestein
KEK
>Precious time
>spends it wanking over kpop, anime and playing video games
>>58705942
>>58706013
found the wagey
>>58706007
Think you mean taking advantage of the entire world m8
LITERALLY the Athens of the North
>>58705942
Asian girls everywhere
U-C-L-A
