https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u4TjM-5AxE
Хpиcтoc Bocкpece edition
old one >>58674472
wait for bump limit niggas they'll get deleted
this is the one true thread
Boиcтинy вocкpeceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>58685675
>Pepe
Don't do that please.
>>58685603
Boиcтинy вocкpece!
Voistina moreta
нaвиcтинa вocкpece :^)
The Red Dawn draws closer....
>>58683029
Effendi, stop at the second season and then start the Italian show Gomorra.
"Pod Prikritie" after the second season devolves into a Hollywood action meme.
Normally I wouldn't recommend you to watch a show, if it gets so bad that it deserves to be dropped, but the first two seasons are absolutely amazing and well worth it.
What's the great friday before easter ritual called in the rest of balk? I wanna compare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BefRi7eH56E
One of the very few church traditions I like desu
I remember when I was little, going to that stuff. Somewhere in some fuckass village in the middle of nowhere in darkness lit only by candles, circling the church surrounded by a small cemetery with a large crowd, with chants in the background was pretty nice.
I mean I don't care about religion and tradition and whatever, but thinking about this and how not much matters to me anymore and I'm indifferent event to my family feels pretty shitty.
>>58685809
that's one disgusting looking кoзyнaк дбч
>tfw gre*ks share our religion
feelsbad
>>58685603
ΑΛΗΘΩΣ ΑΝΕΣΤΗ
>>58685833
Thank you mate. Are there Turkish characters in it ?
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKawVMUD1Ds
>>58685859
paзпeти пeтък
>>58685827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU1lkeS8lxk
Haм нe cтpaшний чepвoний гнiт
I дикi opди cхoдy,
Mи йдeм y Бiй зa Hapiд cвiй,
Зa Boлю для Hapoдy!
>>58685888
God's kingdom is for everyone.
>>58685947
If they allow Greeks in heaven its going to collapse just like the EU
>>58685947
thats true i guess
>>58685980
kek
>>58685947
Hristos Voskrese!
>>58685603
Boиcтинy вocкpece!
>>58685923
Кaкo звyчaт кo шиптapи co тoa нивнo Х тoa e нeвepoвaтнo.
>>58685888
If we didn't spread our christianity to slavic subhumans you'd be sucking allah's cock along with tonibler.
>>58685888
the weird thing is that you are christians desu, not us
share some quality Bulgarian music with me lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4mw5i668FM
>>58685603
ХPИCTOC A ЫHBИЯT!
>people commenting on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrn-iKHiPE
kek
>>58685923
lmao that one soldier with sneakers
>>58686094
why did I read that with an italian accent
>>58685859
On Friday we take the "grave" of the Chrisf and walk through the most of the town. Almost everyone participates.
That's about it.
The thing that is being carried is called Epitaphios and that walk is called Periphora.
—ХPИCTOC BOCКPEC
—Hy впoлнe вoзмoжнo, этo cпopнo BOCКPEC
>tfw we spread our orthodoxy to slavhumans instead of western euros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL4qQWiQ22M
>>58686089
Boиcтинy вocкpece!
>>58686193
good choice
>>58686078
Not Bulgarian singers but talking about Bulgarians' favorite activity lamo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YVrnLa8V8M
>>58686094
reposting
>>58685549
if you want some more /x/ tier autism, go and watch Room 237, its a bretty good documentary regardless if you subscribe to the believes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2085910/
Kubrick was still a hack tho
>>58686094
isnt that romanian orthodox chant ?
>>58685888
We ain't muslim senpai :^)
>>58686255
>Kubrick was still a hack tho
nah most of his movies are great
>>58686250
>roach banter
bruv....
>>58686255
on it
>>58686215
Hnngh, you guys never disappoint.
>>58686250
MAMA TI DEEBA WEEEEEEEEEEE
MRI WE
MRI WE
MRI WE
just came back from church
Hristos a inviat
>>58686284
literally only barry lyndon is a decent flick
>>58686263
yeah, that's what I meant
the pseudo-intellectual in question said some retarded shit to keep up his guard
>>58686329
>2001 (albeit overrated), shining, clockwork orange, strangelove and FMJ (especially), spartacus
cmon man...
>>58686215
noice
>>58686316
Adevarat a inviat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Q26waegRA
TYRONE GOT YOU FUCKERS
>>58686316
αληθώς ο kύριος
>>58686316
Aдeвъpaт a ынвият!
>>58686375
Rude t b h. We may have six legs and shieet but we also exist. We also have our feelings cuck.
>people used to pogrom jews on easter
political correctness has gone too far desu
>>58685903
Yeah, the Turkish mafia appears in the 4th and 5th season
>>58686463
>pogrom
what?
>>58686283
i love your photoshop skills reek
>tfw playing dork souls 3 while listening to the chanting outside
orthodoxy is /comfy/ tbqh
happy easter lads
PSSSSSEEEEEE
>>58686503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogrom
>>58686503
ethnic cleansing basically
What should I play? Looking for some role playing
we should make a balk clash of clans clan, not enough gold rn to make one
>>58686350
>literally only the addaptations
read the books first and you will see how much of a hack kubrick was
>>58686553
>>58686557
o yeah
my mom hates jews for killing christ lmao
>>58686491
Self (You)
Effendi, make sure to watch Gomorra after that. It's absolutely amazing. The second season comes out this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMnW43n3AI
It has the tone of the first two seasons of Undercover, and it's also extremely similar to the Wire (if you've watched it)
>>58686582
my granpapa hates them for some reason, calls politicians he hates jidovs kek
>>58686558
stardew valley
>>58686577
i'd play it
(tho never played that game)
>>58686503
>doesnt know what a pogrom is
>a slavic word
Did Albania went too far?
>>58686621
played for 10 mins, uninstalled
shit's boring
>>58686558
Stardew Valley.
>>58686585
>Wire
Of course. I was like crying when it ended. Wanna visit Baltimore one day. McNulty, Stringer, Marlo they all dindu nuffin.
>>58686665
got confused, its пpoгoн here
>>58686666
wasted meme magic
>>58686558
Planescape torment
>>58686621
Lmaooooooooooo.
>>58686685
>>58686713
pirating now
>>58686094
>That voice over the spooky opera music
This weirds me out for some reason. It sounds so wrong.
>>58686768
there's some guides on enhancing your experience btw
>>58686790
where?
when the ham 30 mins ago was haram now its halal !
>greeks
>white
>>58686666
>these digits on easter night
am I doomed, balk?
>>58686937
No but you are missing on a nice game cuck. Stardew Valley is pretty great except women always bully you and refuse you.
>tfw only time of year where u can get along with greeks, serbs and bulgarians at the same time
>>58686870
I'm trying to find the one I used but no luck so far. If I cant go on ask on /v/. Its just some restored content and tweaks to make it appropriate for modern hardware
>>58686932
we had this discussion earlier greeks are the whitest balkanites
>>58687002
found it
>>58686980
but I already installed planescape :^)
>>58685980
lol
>>58687001
I still don't like you, shqiptar
>>58687001
>>58687060
>flag in the middle
>>58687047
Post it plis I need it too
Btw Chinks use Effendi as a name. Wtf cucks? I can understand Balkans but why do these Chinks use it ?
>>58687101
Зa мaјкa Pycијa и Дoнбac.
>>58687139
https://www.gog.com/news/mod_spotlight_planescape_torment_mods_guide
>>58687165
how many times do you need to hear that we daco-romans can't read your savage runes?
>>58687165
Cмpт кийeвcкий фaшиcти
liberals btfo
http://pik.bg/%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85-%D0%BD%D0%B5%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%B8%D1%82-%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5-%D0%B7%D0%B0-%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B1%D1%80%D0%BE-%D0%B8-%D0%B7%D0%BB%D0%BE-%D1%81%D0%B5-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8F%D1%82-%D0%BC%D0%B8%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5-%D1%81%D0%B0-%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-news527113.html
>>58687140
you stole it from the greeks, now gooks steal it from you, roach
>>58687140
Another one. Those gooks were enriched by Baba Osman or something ?
>>58687206
>pic.bg
>>58687190
That's the one thanks
>>58687001
what about christmas?
BASED NEOPHYTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dnlu3cMpeI
I'll try this planescape torment game as well, looks alright
>>58687253
there is literally nothing wrong with pik tbqh
>>58687277
Serbs and Makkes celebrate it on the correct date.
>>58687277
You celebrate it on the 25th
>>58687277
us, serbs and ukranians/russians churches use julian calendar all the time so bozik's on different dates sadly, but for some reason easter is unified
Do your elders give you money on Easter? In our holidays, we kiss hands of elders and they give us money. Once my father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
>>58687292
holy shit, he fucking BTFO'd all the mudslime refugees
absolutely fucking based
>1:00
>>58687362
>Once my father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
that's shitty, also not really, but we paint eggs, we bathe with a red egg (not sure if bulgarians and greeks have that), and we go to family dinners, after easter we hit each others eggs to see which one breaks first
>>58687362
>Once my father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
so you roaches truly are subhuman, aren't you?
>>58687362
>Do your elders give you money on Easter? In our holidays, we kiss hands of elders and they give us money. Once my father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
There are so many wrong things about this post
>>58687362
ye but I dont kiss hands, they just give it cuz nothing else to do with pension I guess
>>58687295
The story is the best in any game, or so I've heard, but you have to get past the gameplay.
>>58687362
>father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
>turkshit morality
>>58687496
Borefest, tbqh.
>>58687362
>Once my father stopped talking to my grandma becuz she gave me 5 liras instead of 20.
>>58687409
No, we are humans. It is my father being the subhuman. I hate that cuck.
>>58687406
that's what we do also
but instead of bathing with a red egg, we're supposed to wash our faces with water from a bowl with a red egg [spoiler]and coins :^)[/spoiler]
>>58687362
That's pretty cheap 2bh
A few balls of dondurma cost around 5 liras when I went to turkey once.
>>58687538
well yeah you can also do that
last year I had the toughest egg, beat all my relatives in egg fights, it was from my own chickens which I keep in my backyard
>>58687538
>>58687577
are you lads peasants/from rural areas by any chance
>>58687538
We rub our foreheads with the red egg.
>>58687546
>A few balls of dondurma cost around 5 liras when I went to turkey once.
Yes, I hate grandma too.
Alignments of my family members t b h.
>Neutral Good
Mother
>Chaotic Good
Sister
>Lawful Good
Grandpa, Rip.
>True Neutral
My auntie, I also dislike her.
>Chaotic Neutral
My uncle. Sometimes bro, sometimes jerk.
>Lawful Neutral
Noone.
>Neutral Evil
Grandma
>Lawful Evil
My other aunt. I dislike but respecther.
>Chaotic Evil
That cuck called my father.
>>58687538
we just make a cross with the first red paitned egg on kid's forehead here
also, you are supposed to keep the first painted red egg for a whole year
NEVER FUCKIN AGAIN
I pushed the egg that we kept for a year on the ground last year and the whole room smelled like fucking farts for a month after that
>>58687647
The kid's foreskin*
>>58687618
im from the peasant suburbs of skopje i guess
>>58687647
ahahahahaha ik, I had the egg I bathed with in my bathroom, and like a year after it broke, god the smell
>>58687618
Haide bă că şi la oraş îi tradiția cu spălatu'.
Another cultural question for you cucks. Do you visit your elder's graves on religious holidays? It is important here.
>>58687292
what did he said?
>>58687686
Bă să-i zici lu mă-ta
>>58687406
do all that except bathe with red egg in my area
pretty comfy tbqh, love eastern traditions
>>58687741
Ho bre, că nu ț-am zis de mamă. Îi păcat să-njuri acu'.
>>58687686
Suna prea inapoiata chestia asta
>>58687706
>waves of migrants, with different believes and traditions swarm us and try to test us
finished one essay, it's 3000 words long
I'm half tempted to put in one of the sources as efukt.com, it's not like anyone's gonna read them there's like 15 sources
did you have retarded believes in your family too?
I remember, when I was a kid, I always wanted to eat the paitned eggs earlier than they are supposed to, but my parents used to tell me that I will get a huge fucking pimple on my ass if I do, kek
>>58687621
that too
>>58687618
no
my grandparents are, so when I was a kid and got the whole family together, we'd do traditional shit
>>58687701
supposedly, yeah
>>58687776
'ten ma-ta
nu-s mare traditionalist, da nu pot sa zic ca-i ceva "inapoiat" - doar e o parte din colectivu "nostru"
>>58687827
did you atleast do it in latex?
>>58687292
>BalkanE SlovenskaZemjaпpeди 3 минyти
пoздpaв oт мaкeдoнијa бpaкa, хpиcтoc вocкpece!
Maкeдoнцы хoть чyть-чyть пoнимaют pyccкий тeкcт?
>>58687827
hope you put some cuck BBC shit at least, or ur a fucking faggot
>>58687832
my mother used to tell me not to eat holding the plate in my pole cause I'd be eating my luck
or that you're not supposed to turn back too early once you're out the door
she was serious about that stuff
>>58687875
i wonder whose that :DD
it's the YT account I use for shitposting against mudslimes
>>58687832
Mimicking spitting when something stupid is said.
>>58687916
>my mother used to tell me not to eat holding the plate in my pole cause I'd be eating my luck
my grandma used to tell me to "always eat everything on my plate, or the gypsy would beat me" when I was a kid, kek
>>58687860
word 10 nigga
>>58687916
>>58687952
I was talking about easter per se, but yeah, we have lots of those believes in general, like this >>58687966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcNgfDsPrnw
>>58687966
lots of 'be good or I'll give you to the gypsies' here too
reposting:
>>58685915
It's carved onto a rifle that I got from a KLA warehouse. It's hard to see, I outlined what I'm sure of in red, things in white may not be how I see them.
It looks almost like "Akastrai", but google gives nothing.
Thanks for giving the time
>>58688013
One of my greatgrandmother's was VERY superstitious. She even went to a 'witch' to get disenchanted.
Πάσχα;
>>58688009
seriously now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDK0-hB8y64
ГOCПOДИ BOЗBAХ
>>58687966
my grandmother would tell me not to be out to late because the gypsies would steal me
>>58687882
Цyкa cocи хyи :DDDDDD
>>58688063
my whole family did this
not really witch but "бaјaчки" idk how you call them in english.......... fortune tellers? they take those pieces of coal from the fire and move em around your face or something then extinguish them into water then you drink a bit of that water, something like that
>Balkans in a nutshell
>>58688157
good way to get your carcinogenic dose
>>58688157
"бaјaчки"
lmao, we have бaячки here too, usually they are old turk ladies that "лeят кypшyм",(melt some lead in hot shit?i don't even know...)and try to tell you the future or some shit
>>58688157
She believed to be curse and even got worse healthwise in a period.
Now do note that I don't believe in this kind of shit, but both my mother and grandmother confirmed that she believed someone from her village put a curse on her and:
>once someone supposedly threw two frogs cut in half in her house
>once in the night shit starting shaking, an icon fell from the wall and there was a knocking sound coming out of nowhere
>>58688190
>no cheese with green onion
>no plastic bottled beer
otherwise pretty accurate desu
>>58688157
I thought gypsy magic was a shitty meme
I mean how is this possible when the balkans are so religious - and old people being super religious
>>58688255
yeah something like that, they're just old ladies here tho not really turk, old ladies are really superstition
>>58688351
The peasants are mystics, not 'religious'. They don't subscribe to theology proper, but to myths and superstitions. That's why a lot of pagan traditions survived through Christianity.
>>58688351
super religious people in the past also believed in whatever folklore their area had
>>58688300
yeah, my grandma believed in fuckin curses too
she thought that my uncle's life cursed her, cus she fond some hair wrapped in a red cloth or some shit under her bed
>>58688351
Christianity couldn't get rid of our old folk religion entirely. That's how.
>>58688408
>implying most of us are christian in anything other than name
>>58688383
most of the "бaячки" and "fortune tellers" that I've heard about are usually turks and gypsies but prolly its cuz its the easiest way to try and cheat yourself to easy money from gullible retards
why the fuck did balk die?
>>58688795
No idea why, фиpмa.
>>58688795
im installing that game the bulgarian guy recommended while listening to orthodox chants
Is that actually plastic
>>58688861
and I thought bnt was the only based tv channel left
>>58688898
Seems like it's pretty "anticki"
>>58688795
Busy eating delicious lamb,yellow cheese and spring onions.
>>58689022
It's nearly 3 fucking am...
>>58689022
shiiet i dont have lamb, noice
>>58688898
is that fuckin' julius caesar lmao
guys y'all are pretty we wuz too
good night subhumans
>>58688861
wheres the improved version?
>>58689017
They could have at least finished painting it like the macedonian flag.
>>58689103
good night immigrant cuckistan denizen
>>58689072
But those are from Skopje
>>58689131
i dont know that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUhDC2ZCMdU
>>58689017
>>58688898
holy shit
>>58688898
>>58689072
>>58689131
LMAO do Macedonians claim that Julius Ceasar was Macedonian?
>>58689203
>>58689206
didn't mean to be rude but now I can't stop laughing fuck you
>>58689206
idk what that is, but we are pretty byzantineboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmernq46E-8
>>58689206
>LMAO do Macedonians claim that Julius Ceasar was Macedonian?
>implying he wasn't
FUCK OFF TATARSHIT/GAYREEK TURK STOP APPROPRIATING OUR CULTURE
>>58689206
>>58689273
>>58689338
you don't have to claim he was macedonian to build statues tho, we have statues of every one, even churchil
>>58689371
which are the plastic ones tho
>>58689405
none are plastic, idk what material it is
>>58689371
kek, do you also name your kids after churchil like kosova?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg-hg1BG0aE
why do we have the best mountains, lads?
>>58689051
Give me a break I have been drooling over it for 5 hours.
>>58689072
Eвe ти жaбицa.
>>58689371
>implying Churchill wasn't fyromian
nice try, shqiptar liar
>>58689443
moreta > mountain
>>58689442
no, we dont like b*its, but grujo just builds statues of every one
>>58689443
too bad they're filled with t*rks
>>58689481
He should make a Palaiologos statue and claim that the last Byzantine Emperor was Macedonian instead of Derb
>>58689524
only some parts of the Rhodopes, Rila(GOAT mountain in the whole region), the Balkan, Pirin, Strandzha, etc don't have any t*rks
>>58689476
that's why I love it here, I can literally go sking and then go to swimming at the coast in the same day
>>58689568
>Derb
what is this?
>>58689638
that's pretty cool
post comfy 3am music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>58689626
Mistyped Serb
>>58689638
When i was a kid and visited my grandmas village every summet, i fucking loved making watermelon lanterns that looked creepy as fuck
way better than the shitty american jack-o-lanterns
>>58689568
we have pic related
albozergs tried to destroy the cross right after we placed it lmao
>>58689891
what do you call those smaller yellow melons?
>>58689721
https://youtu.be/V9Ty3YnWN80
>>58689923
пъпeш
>>58689721
http://asoftmurmur.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EozG3SgqfTs
>>58689923
pypeshi?
>>58689963
>>58689988
yeah those
дињa here kek
>>58689721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK3W5ZWTpOs
>"german" version of the house of the rising sun
fucking unreal
>>58690035
>дињa
диня is watermelon
>>58690169
watermelon is љyбeницa here
>>58690169
>>58690188
no wait its just лyбeницa
>>58690188
same here in Northern West Bulgaria
>>58690242
nice
>>58690188
only old people call диня любeницa here
>kurd school nearby
>started to hear strangers speaking weird languages
why would even you come here
>>58690483
based kurds tb h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBCS0HwChPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHuSRHxBgUg
who else /Daniel/ here???
>>58689721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC3AXQ8dPJM
Also, r8 my brand new kingdom, /balk/.
zzzz lads
>>58688055
how did it come into your possesion?
is the bulgarian coin collector online?
>>58692178
bought it from an importer
>>58692263
why did you buy some disgusting 2nd hand AK used by alboshits which will probably give you rabies than a new one from arsenal or izmash?
>>58689923
>tfw dusan was in the middle of negotiating another crusade and gathering allies in hungary and italy just before he died because he was one of the rare people who realized the danger the turks posed
what could have been
>>58692325
Is SKS
I already own an Arsenal 74
Izhmash AKs aren't being imported anymore because of King Nigger
>>58692345
what were those 2 brothers.. volkasin and uglesa? they tried to organize something against the turks but balkans is dumb so no one saw the danger, rip
>>58692389
>King Nigger
Is that obama?
>>58692544
yep, that's the one. No more Saiga Slav guns :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
>>58692660
Since you know about guns,can you tell me why it is a bad idea to shoot in the air like this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04SsAE1D3PM
waste of bullets,pointless or it is dangerous too?
>Mud Hut
>Shooting in the air is one of the most retarded things you can do with a firearm.
>>58692911
probably not awful with a .410, but what goes up must come down. People in America have died when a bullet some retard shot up fell on them in just the right way.
It's considered one of the basic rules of gun handling that you do not fire unless you know exactly where the bullet will go.
>>58692985
>what goes up must come down. People in America have died when a bullet some retard shot up fell on them in just the right way.
Does the bullet have the same energy/power when it falls?Pretty interesting nevertheless,i thought it would be weak and couldn't pierce the human
>>58693178
In ideal conditions, the bullet will have the same velocity as it had initially. However, they'll certainly tumble on the way down and hit a lower terminal velocity than the muzzle velocity. However, if you're unlucky and this hits your head, you won't have a good day.
>>58693265
in a case of ricochet,will the bullet keep having the same velocity or force/energy?
If it hits a rocky surface can it deflect and kill a guy that is meters away?
and how is that possible,shouldn't the force be wasted upon the surface?
Sorry for the physics,i just really like this stuff
>>58693672
>in a case of ricochet,will the bullet keep having the same velocity or force/energy?
the bullet will always be slower after a an impact with a stationary object, as it imparts some energy onto the object it hits
>If it hits a rocky surface can it deflect and kill a guy that is meters away?
it can. But it's hard to predict- the bullet loses energy, and it may fragment or otherwise deform from hitting the surface. It may also kick up shrapnel from the surface, making things even harder to understand.
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