hot night edition
>want to fap
>can't find any tissues
>>58666912
>not ejaculating in designated socks/towels
>>58666991
>not ejaculating right in front of the keyboard
>>58666912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qV8eWERb48
>>58666955
>>58666955
>>58666912
>Not owning a portable fake pussy for SOS on the road
Does anyone do bad things before?
>>58667131
Does cheating in exam counts?
>>58667131
I kissed a girl and i like it
>>58667131
>Does anyone do bad things before?
yes, ur mom
and you
hello
>>58667210
Post bukti you're an American
>>58666955
I can do more
>>58667131
I fly from asrama four times
>>58666977
>>58667019
>>58667082
>>58667142
>>58667196
We did it, lads.
DUTERTE DUTERTE DUTERTE!
>>58667302
When you're free?
Dick is ready at the airport
dank matuWEED
Is chinese hard to learn?
>>58667441
Easier than nords language
>>58667393
I always have time for (You)
>>58667259
I'm 165 cm and 100 kg
>>58667441
You need to know 3,500 characters in Standard Chinese. This might still seem like a lot, but you can actually get by with only 1,000 of the most frequent characters and still read almost 90% of publications.
>>58667593
A true patriot
>>58667557
You come here at June/July and I can GiB hotel+food
>>58667557
Tfw no brown QT for sharing with my bros with
>>58667441
It's easy. Just pull your eyelids back and say ching chang chong.
>>58667634
what kind of "food"?
>>58667593
Burgerkun my friend
>>58667693
Japanese food :3
>Hong Kong
>>58667656
She has child with all 3 of them?!
>>58667693
Everything that you want of course ~
>>58667656
I felt bad for executing kiri-giri because my justice boner was raging harder than my boner for burnt hands.
>>58667782
Hello, m8 :^)
>>58667782
What software did that use?
>>58667891
Not. him, but i think it's Photoshop.
>>58667833
everything,you say?
cancer
>>58668052
Any specific?
>>58668324
He/she wants the dick OP
>>58668261
Kanser
>>58668261
can sir
Hello where the gook qts at
t. Don Blake
>>58668532
>tfw no /asean/ gf to slobber on you knobber
Why live?
>call my supervisor that I'm fucked up from the hospital really early on the morning
>"yeah thanks for the heads up come work at 8"
Why are pinays so stupid?
And no I'm not Chinese you dogs
>>58668324
I don't know,I don't really ask people for stuff
>Labor Day
>Sunday
mfw
>>58668682
You don't get Monday off?
>>58666912
Use your old unwanted socks
They'd be glad to have a purpose in life
>>58668682
Having it as normal Sunday and nothing would be different
>>58668653
You can ask me anything. Or I should just shove it inside you
>>58668682
Here means Monday holiday
“Sana mapagod na puso ko. Kasi ako pagod na. Puso ko nalang ang matatag pa.”
>>58668705
no
>>58668813
Holidays are during holy week and christmas (24&25) and new year (31&1) or if labor day was on a weekday.
Tfw no Ramadan 1 month no work with pay which I heard, can anyone confirm?
>>58668705
>>58668813
Autistic president scrapped economic holidays. Which means more work to give him more money.
Someone in my neighborhood is blasting Psy in the middle of the night what the fuck
>>58669041
What a lazy bitch you are.
>>58669010
More like 7 day. Amonth usually when combine with work permitted day off
>>58669041
Vote for dutdut for extra holiday?
>>58668813
I'll have whatever you're having
>>58669150
Does communism like holidays
Dont they like work?
>be
>is hungry
>go out
>no carts selling calamares, or barbequed isaw or adidas
>no streetfood in general
>no goto lugaw
>buko costs $4
Give me a reason to live
>>58669268
>Go out
>Fast food everywhere
>Carribbean coconuts all over wallmart and also Mexican mangos
Murica
Gnite qts
>>58669268
Slikhaar TV :^]
>>58669268
>buko costs $4
???
buko juice cost 5 pesos
its like 0.1 usd
>>58669488
Tfw no habbenings nowadays
So fucking peaceful
>>58669555
It costs that each piece here
>Malaysian power
https://m.youtube.com./watch?v=_Pc0w1YnudM
>>58666912
>last resort
>use the toliet
>>58669101
>>58669150
>extra working holiday
>extra overtime pay
>extra money
Wageslave life was easy during Arroyo's admin
Now, Aquino's regime is making it hard for wageslave cucks like you.
>>58669808
>250 million people in Indonesia
wtf
>>58666912
find a plastic bag
>>58666912
unload it you your gf pussy
>>58669898
We have to much pointless holidays desu
I'd rather work and earn extra money if given a chance
>>58669898
Arroyo's admin sucked Chinese cocke for nothing that stupid incompetent bitch deserves to get shot in the neck
I can't sleep.. Anyone can give me a hug?
>>58670587
faggot
>>58670587
C'mere you little rascal.
:3
>>58670587
Go hug your gf b-baka chino!
Hi
>>58670676
>Zero no Tsukaima
Fugging classic shit right there
>ywn get summoned to an alternate universe by a hopeless qt pettan tsundere witch
Feelsbadman
pomf pomf pomf wei wei pomf pomf
>>58670587
I thought you'd never ask
>>58670788
hello
>>58670805
Pomf again one more fucking time and i will fucking mutilate you.
DEJEN DE DARME EL CAMBIO EN CARAMELOS
>>58671862
pomf
>>58672602
Don't move your head now~
because this will hurt A LOT!
hey lads,what if I put poison in drinks and food and give them to street children? would anyone give a shit?
is there something that I can put into food and drinks to give to squatters so that their dicks and vagos stop functioning so that they'll stop breeding?
anyone want to try it out in their locality?
Anyone knows how to make ais kacang? Can you give me a recipe?
>>58673042
>Get abortion pills
>Squash it up
>Mix it with drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pc0w1YnudM
>malaysia is weak
>malaysia is powerless
>malaysia is weaker than myanmar
m'laysia
how is summer treating you guys?
>>58673562
>weak
>powerless
Literally truly Asia
>>58673659
>>58673562
>2:27
>it [Malaysia] will surely remain subordinate to its most powerful neighbor [Philippines]
>>58673645
>summer
I envy you.
>>58673645
Its so fucking cold here, this week it has been hot, snowing, windy, thunderstorm and raining
>>58673937
>>58673562
>>58673659
>>58673937
I will just send something like the spanish flu to your cunts to kill most of your country's population desu
>>58674364
>get spanish flu
>loads die, but birthrate too high to get wiped out
>with time we become immune
>send our people to Malaysia easily thanks to ASEANschengen Area
>Malaysia ripe for Spanish conquistador style extermination because of low birth rate
>infect everyone
>remove chinks and Malays in one go
:^)
>tfw get 4 free days next week starting from Thursday until next Sunday
>don't even know why do I get the holiday
>>58674959
The virus will target healthy adults from the ages of 20 to 40. We will kill all your children before they grow up and use botulinum toxin (no known antidote discovered) to kill the rest. A single teaspoon of botulinum toxin would be sufficient to kill over 1 billion people.
>>58673338
>ais
>not es
Triggered. Anyway I don't know how to make es kacang, but I know how to make es campur.
https://youtu.be/CH_o14IMoGY
>I want to bear a child
>even with a father
The fuck is wrong with Filipinas, man? She's an educated one, too.
>>58677733
>implying that's wrong
Wescuck is so cuck, that their race will be gone soon because their race doesn't want to reproduce and they don't mind it.
My gf has been watching Filipino comedy shows and she keeps telling me how one presidential candidate is being mocked for looking too black and another murders criminals vigilante style or something
I think I love this country and I've never even visited.
>>58678629
Because being too black means you're poorfag who always work outside.
>>58678629
Lmao, this is the dark guy's daughter getting meme'd for being dark.
Also, flips are naturally racist, we hate everyone darker than us and love people whiter than us (except mainland chinks). Flips are like chocolate brown in the outside but with white coconut inside
S
I refuse to believe SE asians write english this well, you're frauding. My wife is Vietnamese and I've been around SE asia, and you guys are pretty shit at english desu.
>>58679033
Haha fuck
I work with a Filipina woman and she asked to see a picture of my gf, she literally pin pointed where my gf was born (Cavite) because she was pale and stuff, it's crazy. I'm pretty much an expert on nose shapes thanks to her mother too.
sorry but can a hong kong anon explain the difference between green and blue freeway signs?
>>58675494
Recipe pls?
sex :3
>>58680047
I refuse to belive that not all Swedes are cucks
>>58684328
Addict puffy vulva imouto :3
>>58686528
I like puffy and sweaty vulvas :)
>>58684328
>>58686528
>>58686890
Brits are subhuman.
>>58686528
>>58686890
Puffy vags are std symptom fyi
>>58686982
We are asean diaspora, not Britbarts >__<
>>58687087
This is not true ;___;
>>58686890
*sniff* *sniff* Ew its stinky, Sakurahime
>>58686982
t. Barracks Osama
>>58687087
>what is pussy pump
>>58680539
>hong kong anon
kek
>>58687275
Looks like you need a shower
>>58680047
Unlike east asian posters, I can guarantee a lot of SE Asian posters here are legit.
BISAYA = MASTERRACE
PAG-IBIG
Wala iyan sa pabalat
at sa puso nakatatak,
nadarama’t nalalasap
ang pag-ibig na matapat
"Puwedeng gamitin ang puso ngunit huwag kalimutan ang utak. Huwag puro tibok ng puso. Kaya nga tayo binigyan ng utak para gamitin."
wakey wakey cucktholics
>>58680047
This guy is right, i used to be in a class that had 33 students, and just 4 of them were good/decent at English. But also a tiny chance that anyone who bad at English would know about 4chan (or any English website in general).
Mfw I see my friends in kikebook actually using multiple accounts with different names shilling Dutdut for free
>>58690373
>Not doing it for money
Your '''''''''''friend''''''''''' is too generous.
salamat pogi
>>58692251
Salamat Pogi
>>58692251
>>58692494
Salamat Pagi
>>58691785
>>58691726
There's around 6 of them doing this even during their work time
Being bank tellers must be an easy job huh
>thread chock full of anime
expected nothing else from little dick asian manlets
>>58692672
Atleast it isn't full of trump shitposting or shitposting in general.
>>58692672
I thought it was the Americans that made the best anime ever?
pic related
>>58692756
ah yes, grown men roleplaying as anime characters on the international board is not shitposting
>>58675450
heh
>>58692672
i am sick of them too tbqh
>>58678629
Welcome to the philippines
>>58692657
yes when transactions are now online actually
>>58693232
>>58693232
Hola Como estas mi chileano qt
>>58693297
Tea or coffee?
>>58693375
u
>>58693469
Too bad I just finish fapping.
Lasted almost an hour desu
Is Filipino easy to learn?
>>58693375
Tea occasionaly coffee
Hello, I am an anime girl.
>>58693612
What type of coffee is your favourite
>>58693665
Your mom would know.
>>58693659
Stop Lyin
Comrade Bernard has yet to win to make anime real
Wag ka maghanap ng taong makakaintindi sayo.
Ang hanapin mo yung taong kahit hindi ka naiintindihan..
hindi ka pa rin iniiwan.
Those who already quit smoking how long until the angryness/headache will stop?
I'm already on my 3rd day and I just take a shot of redhorse whenever I crave for cigarettes.
Putangina eh! Saksakan na ng init ulo ko ngaun gusto kong
Badtrip kasi tuwing bibili ka ng yosi sa tindahan yung picture ng malboro na me butas dun sa throat putanginang yan holy shit disgusting!
>>58693772
Give it 3 months.
>>58693772
then go smoke fucking nigger
you can quit smoking when you're 30 and still safe
>>58693772
Took me a month
>>58693625
>Mahal kita
>>58693726
Trump is going to make anime real and deport all 3D women to Mexico
Remember kapatid to vote for Rodrigo-Marcos on May 9th
You'll burn in hell if you dont.
>>58693224
>down
I wouldn't even think about going farther south than Manila, walking around in the evening or using public transport tbqh
Is it wrong to hope I don't father a boy with my gf? Half Filipina girls almost always turn out well, the males are just autists.
>>58693924
And make them build the wall?
>>58694341
>shitskins turn out well
Dank meme.
b-be gentle /asean/kun i-its my first time
ayo
>>58690373
>Miriam loses again
>the constitution will always be the 1987 outdated version
>>58694146
Bro recommend mo naman ako dyan sa shill group nyo para me pagkaperahan din ako sideline. Mga tropa ko dito puro mga ampaw eh. La naman masama dahil ina-announce lang naman natin. Di naman tau nagbebenta ng boto. Sabihin mo sa "boss" mo pag ako ang nag-shill lahat ng website sa mundo magre-redirect sa website ng candidato nila.
hehehe
>>58694420
All 3D women will be forced to join the giant Mexican army of unpaid labor that will build the wall and usher in the waifu age
“Minsan kahit ginawa mo na ang lahat para sa pag ibig, hindi parin ito pumapabor sayo.”
>>58693772
I heard that if you go to sauna for 3 consecutive days, it'll be easier to quit but idk (pwede na ring sauna yung cr sa sobrang init tbqh)
>>58681508
Ingredients
-Cocopandan syrup
-Ice cube (of course)
-jackfruit
-avocado
-agar
-cream milk
-plain bread
-watermelon
How to:
Cut avocado, jackfruit, plain bread, agar, and watermelon into small piece. And put them to bowl
Then shave the ice cube like you make kakigoori and put them to bowl. Note put this after avocado, jackfruit, etc are already in the bowl.
Pour cocopandan syrup depends on your preference. It's sweet as fuck btw.
Finish the dessert with pour cream milk (like cocopandan syrup, depends on your preference) above all of them.
>>58694997
"Minsan kahit ginawa mo na ang lahat ng paninira, hindi parin ito pumapabor sa kandidato mo."
>>58695944
Si dutdut kasi prang isang malaking biro sa lipunan ang hirap niyang paboran
"Ay Bby U Want Sum Fuk."
Mami BTFO
Rape makes Duterte stronger
I know it was a very tough month for Grace Poe. She spent a lot of money. She is a lightweight, as I’ve said many times before. But you know what? We’ve got about a 11-point lead. I know that a lot of groups, a lot of the special interests and a lot of the lobbyists and the people that want to have their little senator do exactly as they want, they’re going to put 20 million or 25 million into it over the next two weeks, from what just came over the wires. And frankly, I think that’s fine. As far as I’m concerned, it’s fine. And if she wins, they’ll have total control.
Our nation is in serious trouble. We’re being killed on our territorial control, absolutely destroyed. China is just taking advantage of us. I have nothing against China. I have great respect for China, but their leaders are too smart for our leaders.
Because our country doesn't win anymore. Doesn't win. We don't win with the military, we can't beat MILF, we can't beat NPA. We don't win on drugs. We don't win on crimes. You look at what China's doing to us, what Malaysia is just killing us at our territory especially our natural resources. That's going to change, we are going to win and you will get sick of winning.
Our theme which I love may be the greatest theme of all time, right? And the word again eventually is going to come off. We're going to get rid of the whole theme because what's going to happen is changing Philippines.
I'm working for you folks, so you have to get out and vote on May 9th.
>>58693772
so you're just gonna replace your smoking habit with an alcoholic one?
>>58696714
Marcos has INC 5 million votes. We have a new Marcos in the Palace.
>>58696856
fuck yeah!
>>58696879
But that is just Yellow Propaga
>>58696926
of course it is
>>58696943
"If you know how rich you are, you are not rich. But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth. That's how rich we are." -Imelda Marcos- after promising to give $800 million to poor Filipinos if she becomes president, quoted in The Philippine Daily Inquirer, March 1998
>>58696879
Under President Duterte
The Richest Squatters, Cojuangco Clan, will be finally be kicked out of government's land and will be distributed to the hardworking farmers.
>>58696221
Tell it to your propaganda leader, Mami Kawada Lover. I almost fell for it, maybe he will fell for it.
>>58697142
>>58697059
#WeMaoNow
Down with the oligarchs
>>58673042
kill the squatters
>>58697265
Except for dutdut and Marcos of course
>>58673042
Try mixing your sperm into their food and drinks. Maybe they will die.
vandalsonthewall.com/ろどりご230-daang-matuweed/
>>58673042
Sounds like an expensive endeavour.
What did he mean by this?
>>58697497
Communism of course
>>58697531
>guy at the end aiming his rifle at his leg
Epic.
Ah, weed. We all have to smoke weed at least once in our lifetime. Why? Because, it's just so damn good. From the next sentence onwards, I will refer to weed as cannabis for the purpose of using its proper scientific name.
I was once a cigarette smoker and an alcoholic. I used to spend my leisure time clubbing at the Fort, and other activities that typical college students do. During this phase, I was an occasional smoker of cannabis. You know, just for recreational purposes. But then 3 years later, I finally got to quit smoking cigarettes. I even got to avoid drinking alcohol when going out with friends. I strictly limited myself to just smoking cannabis.
Now, why? To me, the effects of cannabis relax me. It allows me to be in a state of higher understanding with myself, and basically just enjoy life. Of course, I know when and when not to smoke. Whenever there's something that needs to be done, I finish them first before smoking up. That's just how the way things are if you want to be a responsible "addict". You should know prioritize your responsibilities first before getting high. Some people just don't know how to handle their time.
I'm a graduating college student in a popular university. I am aware that cannabis is an illegal drug in the Philippines. I am very certain that cannabis will be the least of the government's concern to be legalized. Despite its magnificent therapeutic effects (cures migraines, certain ailments, good replacement for chemo, etc.), the reason why the government will never approve cannabis here is more inclined towards its business side. It's obvious that the only thing the government cares about is business. Everything that's good for business should be secured. Cigarette companies are good examples of businesses that may or may not be owned by some government officials. Correct me if I'm wrong since this is just a hunch. I know that most government officials own business establishments that are widely known in the country.
>everyone here is a flip
Another reason I can think of is, obviously, drug abuse. The Philippines is an oppressed country. We cannot do anything about it. It's our curse. Despite x years of improvement, the only proper way for change is through having a militant government. I can ramble on with my opinions regarding this matter, but for the benefit of this post, I will end with that. Anyway, since we are a third world country, that just means that we have a lot of poor citizens. These poor citizens are obviously uneducated. These guys don't have any knowledge on anything, from basic etiquette to even having good manners. I'm not in any way insulting them, but just further stating a remark based on what I know. These uneducated individuals, if given the chance of legalizing, will abuse cannabis. They do not have any other activities to prioritize since they are too poor to do anything.
I know that the legalization of cannabis in the States is only for its therapeutic causes, and not for recreation. Just want to let you all know I suffer from severe migraines every now and then. Taking too much paracetamol is bad for the liver, so I resort to smoking cannabis instead.
>>58697684
>>58697712
market price how much now?
>>58697725
dank matuWEED
>>58697743
spambot
>>58697531
A good example of cosplay.
>>58697802
kesiannya
>Tfw i have work on labor day
How's your sunday lads?
Half of my day was spent on our familia business.
Pic related my snapchat story earlier.
Istaph it.
How the japanese see the philippines in anime [charlotte episode 013]
>want to fap
>dick probably already ran out of juice
>>58697857
>hardware store
That's the comfiest business to have.
>>58697815
I can't wait to cosplay as them
>>58697857
>pensonic
>>58697993
Malaysia OC
>>58697938
Makati sure is clean.
>>58698027
>its real
Well fuck me, i thought its something like chink Panasonic knock off
>>58698085
our glorious national pride car
who /roro/
>rodrigo-robredo
>>58698143
What?
>>58697953
It is. Im just too pussy to take the business from my elder sister.
Im cursed being a wagecuck for the rest of my life.
>>58697993
>>58698027
It's durable desu. That monitor survive a beating once while we got robbed at night.
"Lahat ng bagay pinagtiya-tiyagaan. Lahat ng bagay pinaghihirapan. Lahat ng bagay pinagsusumikapan. Walang hahantungan ang bagay na minamadal"
-lola Nidora
>>58698183
fuck Rollo, fuck Paris, fuck the Emperor
>>58698224
ahaaah
>>58698183
Rodrigo said that dont bkte for me if you wont vote for cayetano.
Im voting Dutdut-Marcos though.
>>58698071
Its Angeles city which is kind of worse
Why are marcostrash shills dumb
>>58698251
Good
>>58698246
and fuck the History Channel for making such a shitty series
post qts
>>58698306
SEA qts pls
>>58698306
you already are :3
>>58698306
i wish i can be q male with this face
>>58698306
>>58698366
auntie~~
>Dudirty shills in 4chan
>>58698306
ryry huputo ec kuhhy ghuf dryd E ys dymgehk eh Ym Prat. Un syopa oui femm, fru ghufc, syopa drana yna y pihlr uv hantc rana..
>>58698403
kek
>>58698424
need to trim her brow, too manly
>revolutoonary tax
Lmao, are dutertefags cuckolds?
>>58698403
>>58698442
Show some respect that's our soon to be princess
What should I say to a doctor if I want a boil in my pubic area to be removed?
>>58698570
She's a the Queen of /asean/. Blake's Wife's son/daughter is the princess/prince.
>>58698424
Manface, the other American chick is better
Bigger rack as well
>>58698143
Proton is conceived to prepare for wars
