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FUCK OFF SWEDEN
Cute Japanese girls.
>>58231370
The far right one is reserved for me.
>>58231370
Which one would you fuck?
>>58231310
The fuck is happening? Is this a ...
It _IS_ a thread!!
Aww yeah
>>58231370
A fully dressed nip
is worth more than a hundred
naked bikinips
>>58231418
Good. I'll take the one on the far left.
>>58231370
the cutie walking down the stairs
>>58231370
The guy behind is so much /int/.
Does dropping spaghetti refer an embarrassing situation where you wanna kill yourself?
Did Sweden go extinction by the BBC?
>>58231370
Second from the left = a best
A couple of threads ago there was a /jetprogram/ anon here
I got in that too, looking forward to a whole year or no central heating, poor transportation options, and no mexican food in the japanese countryside
I hate sweden
>>58231491
you take it and steal his boipussi
スレ立てお疲れ様
My offer still stands to take qt japanese gf to orlando disney world :^)
>>58231431
>It _IS_ a thread
>>58231528
If you see a cute girl and she starts talking to you, but you are unable to reply with a coherent sentence.
Classic example:
>walk into the gym
>cute receptionist girl says "Have a nice workout!"
>"Y-you too"
>>58231664
(´･ω･｀)
>>58231528
It's where you spaz out when interacting with other people, usually due to fear and/or severe misunderstanding of social situations.
>>58231528
Pretty much
It's a type of spergout that started with le unexpected 4chan greentext stories
>>58231643
Good frog
>>58231755
Thanks. I have similar experience of your example.
>>58231604
Nice, you know it.
today she's turning 25. 5 years older than me, but I don't care
생일축하해요
Please tell me about China from the average Japanese perspective.
>>58231528
it's about social awkardness and situation in which you do something plain stupid and make a fool of yourself.
>>58232001
>I have similar experience of your example.
>>58232096
Those sure are some squinty eyes.
>>58232191
air pollution, corruption, cheap & low quality, polluted food, internet censorship etc.
>>58232361
If I wanted a gf with big eyes would get a white one
>>58232191
meme country
Do you want to have an experience of how an earthquake goes?
>>58232191
>>58232496
This.
Cold pills, chair, teapot, money, kettle, juice, ipad, ramen shop, cousin, ground, pulp, phone...
Everything explodes
>>58232689
yes
>>58233031
Well, first you have to sit on my lap.
>>58232689
I was hopping to experience one when I was in Japan
itadakimasu
>>58232689
pls
Peru also have earthquakes
I had been in many
なぜ日本人は歯並びが悪いですか?
日本の歯医者は高いですか?
My Japanese isn't good enough to keep a
conversation going, I'm really sorry.
>>58232689
There was a very small earthquake in my town some years ago.
I was sitting on my couch playing vidya when suddenly it became one of the "massage chairs", I was confused for a while before i realized what had to be happening
R.I.P
>>58232849
Chinese butt exploded too. The latest explosion is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBvMPAQHi50
>>58232689
>https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/メキシコ地震
not again pls
>>58233111
i wonder why english and american eating meals on package
please use dishes ;_;
>>58233645
you don't eat takeout on dishes ffs
>>58233111
>munchieboxes STILL haven't come to the south
>>58232423
>>58232496
>>58232849
Thanks.
China is such a large country that many bad things can happen. It is also rising from poverty.
What Chinese things does Japan view positively?
>>58233444
Do you remember its magnitude? I think you have earthquakes on your west coast, right?
>>58233341
It's okay, anon.
Every time you write or read in Japanese, you learn a tiny bit more. Keep practising by posting in the thread and soon you'll be able to hold conversations that are at least 3 or 4 replies long.
>>58233712
You do if you want to impress the lady with your class
these japanese are so obsessed with america... good lord.
today i turned on some of their tokyo radio stations and they were talking about america. In every fucking anime i hear about america. The only place is haven't seen them talking about america is their movies.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>58233972
no, then you put the pizza on your penis, spin it and cum all over it
>>58234061
This
It works every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ27mTkyBl8
HOW IS THIS CUTENESS LEGAL??
>>58233341
日本で歯並びを治すのには15万から100万円かかる、これは高い?
>>58233972
>You do if you want to impress the lady with your class
It's true. When you order takeout for a fancy dinner, it's customary to eat it on plates.
>>58233937
It was a 5.0 . I was around 400 km west of the epicenter though so I only felt it very mildly
Here's the wikipedia article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Central_Canada_earthquake
死にたい
>>58234158
すごく高い。
>>58233923
Food, interesting history and ancient historical inventions including Kanji.
>>58234173
私と心中しない?
>>58234173
>>58234325
三人でしようよ
楽しい!!!!!!
>>58233712
i heard their food is bad taste because they are dont like wash dishes and cups…
is this true?
>>58234173
なんで?
>>58234422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ndustkjsMM
>>58233955
You're right, thank you
>>58234172
I can imagine that people were in panic because earthquake is pretty rare for you.
I would be very scared if I encountered the earthquake because buildings weren't designed to stand earthquake.
>>58233923
the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is still popular in Japan.
Some Chinese people were clever and Chinese are good at business unlike us, but sucks at war in all Chinese history.
>>58234116
this is why I hate Japan and Japanese girls
they just aren't themselves. they try to act like other people want them to.
she would never hit me in public and lick my arms like my korean gf
>>58234582
Are Japanese buildings earthquake-proof?
>>58234460
wat
>>58232849
>Everything explodes
except elevators
>>58234460
Yeah, we never was dishes and cups, once we have used them we throw them in the street.
俺は親が気遣ってくれたおかげか歯並びも噛み合わせも問題ないから良かった
>>58234536
可愛い!!!!!!
>>58234628
how do you know that's not just how she is??? kind of rude to just assume things about a person you've never met
this is why I hate Germany and German guys
>>58234667
god i hope they are
>>58234727
*we never wash
>>58234460
It's the opposite - we even wash up disposable cups.
>>58234167
>using small plate
well done
>>58234728
うちもだ。頭の形も丸い、絶壁じゃない。
こういうのはほんと、親に感謝してる。
>>58234841
Stop lying
Most homes in England have a pile of broken dishes and cups in the front garden ready for the bin men to collect
>>58234619
How did China develop into such a large country if it has sucked at war throughout history?
>>58234743
because that's how Japanese people are
why should Japan naturally have more girls like that than other countries
It has something to do with their society and culture. they're robots and don't act like they want to
>>58234026
they are a protectorate of the united states.
>>58233719
stop embracing islam and the munchy boxes will arrive
>>58234460
>they are dont like wash dishes and cups…
Middle school students are supposed to be sleeping at this time.
>>58234667
Basically yes. When we construct buildings in Japan, the law requires us to the buildings with earthquake-proof. However, there are still many old buildings in Japan that were constructed when the law didn't exist or didn't require strict earthquake-proof, so I can't say all Japanese buildings are earthquake-proof.
>>58234116
https://youtu.be/sZ27mTkyBl8?t=4m26s
>4:26
Please explain.
>>58235033
No bully
>>58235065
* the law requires us to construct the buildings with earthquake-proof.
>>58235033
Stop picking on the nihonjins for their cute English.
>>58235078
>cute japanese girl will never shout loudly and flop around on your lap like a dying fish
why even live
>>58235033
>>58235154
this is a bully free zone
いじめちゃだめ!
>>58235033
i didnt know about world time zone…
thx for reply
>>58234973
Chinese history is repeat of the civil war, but can't win the invasion from other countries(ex Mongolia empire, British empire and Japanese empire)
Every time I open this thread I cringe at this German Koreaboo..
>>58235065
are you going to build a wall around japan for tsunamis
>>58235308
He's one of the few things that's funny in this thread
>>58235308
That's what he wants, condition yourself into disregarding it
>>58235263
But the Mongols, British nor Japanese control China currently?
>>58235438
yes, but not because the chinese themselves managed to repel any of them
>>58235403
don't laugh at me, pity me please
>>58235065
That's pretty impressive, a lot of countries could learn from Japan.
>>58235308
No matter about flag, ignored is the biggest sanction for Neet.
>>58235553
Nah
>>58235308
I think it's really nice that his helper lets him spend so much time on the computer.
>>58235612
>>58235408
Thanks,
I got weak and just had to mention it.
I'm glad that there are at least people that feel the same.
>>58235583
only places that frequently have earthquakes
now EVERY COUNTRY (with a coastline and rivers) could learn something from the netherlands!
ORANDA NAMBA WAN
>>58235612
harsh
>>58235336
Yeah, we are now re-building some tsunami wall barriers to prevent the massive one. However, it cost uncountable money, so it's almost impossible to make the wall surround the all of shore lines of Japan.
No matter how we build tall walls, there is still a possibility to have higher tsunami like we got in 2011. There were tsunami walls in east side of Japan when the earthquake hit in 2011, but the height of tsunami was much higher than our expectation.
>>58235704
lel I don't care about (you)s
If I did I would have left this thread a long time ago
>>58234173
でも死なない
>>58235719
2011's tsunami was what I had in mind when I asked that question though (´・ω・｀)
>>58235704
There are at least 2 crazy neet Japanesefag on this thread, no worries about German Koreaboo.
>>58235876
なぜなら死ねない
>>58235710
Do you have special equipment on shore line or on river side?
>>58235975
三十六年前の祟りです
>>58231370
xoxxo
>>58235879
People are still suffering due to the 2011's tsunami. Still, people aren't allowed to enter the polluted area. Feel bad.
>>58235979
Yes!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afsluitdijk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_for_the_River_(Netherlands)
we put a lot of money into not all dying again like in 1953
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sea_flood_of_1953
(not that many people died, but it's still used as a very good reason to continue these projects because of the damages and unnecessary loss of life)
>>58236215
netherlands is racist, I dont wanna learn anything from them
their technology is hate, you see white you see hate
Were you ever bullied by a girl?
Was she cute?
>>58236664
>tfw just want to get peed on by a cute girl out of spite
>>58236626
last week I visited a girl in Amsterdam. It was my first time there.
The people are nice but they weren't as tall as I expected. There were many manlets shorter than 170cm lel
And there were many gingers
>>58236664
this is my favorite jav
http://javfor.me/47086.html
one day...
>>58236814
When I went to Amsterdam, I was surprised at the amount of Dutch men with Johnny Bravo style hair.
They all looked like movie villains from the 1980s.
>>58236664
I was bullied by two chinese girls in elementary school.
They were cute but it wasn't fun. I cried at home a couple of times.
>>58231370
2 5 4 3 1
>>58236141
>tfw my $100 probably went to some cute suffering loli
feels good
>>58236626
houd je kankerbek, domme neger.
>>58236664
a girl once hit me
then i told her she hit like a girl and she got upset and she hit me again
it was the happiest day of my life
>>58236974
A bit surprised because you donated $100 which is not small number for us. Thanks, anon.
スバル滑べる!
>>58237134
すべべるってなに
>>58236930
That sounds odd. normally immigrant students are the ones who get bullied.
I picture the girls have a lot of guts.
>>58237117
npnp
>not a small number
I thought that was small and wanted to donate more desu especially since the govt said they'd match the donations
Every time I open this thread I cringe at this Peruvian loser...
>>58236930
>I cried at home a couple of times.
You should have told them their little jokes were going too far.
>>58237246
あぁ、しまった!
good morning
I'm horny because of morning wood
thanks
>>58237418
>>58237573
良かったですね
>>58237248
In Canada there's no difference between white Canadians and westernized immigrant Canadians
>>58237396
If only dank memes existed in 2005
>>58237418
なんか怒ってる
I'm so tired anon come in the bed
>>58237771
I already did. winkwink
>>58237637
まだおさまりません
>>58237771
>>58237824
I'm under the bed btw
>>58237771
Can I bring the fish?
>>58237689
悪いな
>>58237828
おさまらせてやるわ
>>58237891
チルノは愛してためだけ
>>58237418
嫁をいじめるな
>>58236995
ik zal je raken, bby
>>58238146
to hit (as in punch with a fist) is slaan
to hit (as in hit your target with something) is raken
or youre trying to say youre going to touch me emotionally
im just gonna assume you meant punch and got it wrong
a-are you a cute girl? :3
https://mobile.twitter.com/RinAlgriffo_666/status/707846704544948224?p=p
alright, so some japanese (aka english teacher abroad) is stalking our local weebs
can you please translate this short tweet?
>>58238356
creepy
いじめられっ子は私のお好み。
>>58238284
why not both! but you're right, i got it wrong. i-it's not like i say this type of thing often.
are you a cute dutchie?
>>58238356
I found something cute at /hilo latino/
I can't sleep
The image reply says: Sleep with me
........something like that right? I can't speak English.
After that they continued to talk about how to go to sleep
That's it. pretty boring desu, who the fuck browses that shit general
>>58238356
he says that you are a bunch of dick lovers slurping them by the dozens.
>>58238705
thanks a lot
>>58238705
>After that they continued to talk about how to go to sleep
Fennel tea and a few chapters of your favourite book to put you in the mood.
>>58238668
oh ooookay
i-i wouldn't go so far as to call myself 可愛い
b-but you didn't answer my question!
プニプニ日本女性彼女が欲しいです
どこに買えますか
>>58238356
"That conversation gives me a moe."
I bet she's a fujoshi.
>>58239041
>>58239041
人々はこの時代に買えませんです!
>>58239215
抱き枕を売るか。
さっき知ったけど英国は12歳までチャイルドシートが必要なのか
>>58239215
>admitting women are toys
Nice
>>58239215
ありがとう
>>58239245
だったら朴念仁の私がどう日本女性彼女をできますかー!
まあ買えなくなった残念だが誘拐してもいいかな
>>58238965
i-it's okay, you sound 可愛い to me.
you can decide the answer to that! w-want to be my 友達?
>>58237866
>>58239589
Arrete avec cette méchantcété
大好きだよお前ら
>>58239527
誘拐も不法です!!!
やめなさい!
逮捕されてほしくではありませんですから!
お願いします、先ずは外を出て、女性に話かけてみればどうですか????
無茶な事しないでください!
>>58239554
もう友達だよ、私たちは。 ( ´∀｀ )
>>58239589
>mfw the typical malodorous smell that exudes from the cunt of a french girl is a repulsive mix of sweat, fish and garlic
>>58239245
>無茶な事しないで
>女性に話かけてみれば
>>58239589
>>58239846
>女性に話かけてみればどうですか
そうしただけど女の子が私とハードゲイを見間違えた惨敗です
>>58239960
>sweat, fish and garlic
You mispelled British girl
>>58240095
ok frog
>>58240095
>French girls smell like British girls
>All girls smell the same
I knew there was a reason dick is supreme.
>>58240095
Why do French people eat butterflies?
>>58240266
When there's a shortage of snails and frogs they eat butterflies
>>58240040
残念です
もっと頑張らなきゃ!
>>58240004
失礼な
>>58240040
続ければきっといい人が見つかるよ
女はいくらでもいるから頑張れ
>>58240474
なにが頑張れだよww女性とか関係ない男にも話し掛けないからwwリア充死ね、オランダに洪水くる可能性は1パーセントぐらいけどその1パーセントを祈ってやる、洪水が来てお前みたいなリア充全員おぼれ死にすればいいのにwww
>>58240738
泳げるけど
>>58240819
泳げるだとしても知らないうちに3メートルぐらいの洪水がきたら普通に死ぬわ
お前には助けはないぞリア充めww
>>58239846
それを聞いて本当に嬉しいよ ;o;!
>あなたのメールアドレスはなんですか?
mfw brit get so butthurt
>>58240040
日本人の女は白人と目が合うと吸い込まれやすいからただ一目で落とせるのだぞ
>>58240945
>3メートルぐらいの洪水
(笑)絶対に来ないわよ そんなの
お前、バカか?
NEETさん、喋るまえにちゃんと考えろよ
>>58240962
w-what do you want to t-talk about
>>58240474
>>58240549
私の胸にお優しい言葉を締め込んでいる一生忘れない。 彼女をできるとできなけれると関係ない。 素晴らしい仲間の君らがあるならいつでも微笑みを持ってゆく
余はこのスレにみんなが大好きです
>>58241017
Go assimilate with some rapefugees.
Why are there so much hikikomoris in Japan? Are they just lazy neets, or is the pressure to conform really that hard?
>>58241066
https://youtu.be/S_50Bz8DeCU
We must protect The F.'s smile at any cost.
>>58241255
They're too polite to form gangs and spend their days getting drunk and harassing people at train stations.
>>58241125
お前こそバカだよ、バカなこと言う前にちゃんと調べろよ
https://www.rijksoverheid.nl/onderwerpen/water/inhoud/maatregelen-tegen-overstromingen
可能性が小さいだとしても可能性はある
ていうか働けよ奴隷、税金払って俺の生活保護をくれ
>>58241255
2d>3d.
Simple as that.
>>58241125
>>58241312
リンク違ったけどググれだけでもいっぱいなソースが出るから
https://www.rijksoverheid.nl/actueel/nieuws/2014/09/28/minister-schultz-wil-nederlanders-bewust-maken-gevaren-van-overstroming
>>58241342
If 2D is better than 3D.
We must become waifu artists.
Where do I start?
>>58241273
何そのオチw
>>58241286
I heard he smiles a lot if you touch his chinpo
テスト
n /⌒ヽ
(ﾖ(＾ω＾ ) ｸﾞｯｼﾞｮﾌﾞ!
Y つ
>>58241312
>税金払って
払わないよ
大学生だからお金がまったくない!( ´∀｀ )
それに
>画像
僕は三階だよ だから問題ないよ
洪水がくるなら、手漕ぎボートで買い物できる
お前はホント面白いよ
>>58241394
I prefer 3D
We must touch The F.'s chinpo at any cost.
Höyou
>>58241645
http://hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learn
naisu
>>58241658
You should only touch people's chinpos if you've been given permission to, and cease touching as soon as they've withdrawn consent.
>>58241602
aaa大学生か、いいよ頑張れ無駄な卒業証書を取って一緒マックで働けw
俺がニートなのにお前より金持ちだなんてワロタ、二度とニートを舐めるな
We must get a permanent permission to touch The F's chinpo at any cost.
>>58241747
そうだne
>>58241839
I give you my permission
>>58241255
In my case, I got some mental issues in middle school.
I did many horrible things to my friends and my family even though I didn't really wanted to.
And I decided to isolate myself from society.
And thus The F's smile has been protected and he lived happily ever after.
>>58241825
>一緒
一生だね、大学生の未来皆マックかスーパーマーケットだよwwwwww
>>58241825
>一緒
w
無駄じゃないよ 社会学学んでいないからな
それよりも、僕の預金残高は一万ユーロ
貧乏なんてじゃないよ
おはようございます
おはよう
やっと金曜日!!
>>58242010
you are the town rapist are you?
>>58242241
kek
>>58241125
y-you! and um, everything. pls respond
>>58242240
明日仕事に行きたくない
おはよう
............./⌒ヽRQ-1 Predator
..⊂二二二´ω`.)二二つ
......./....../
＼/..../
/.|＼
>>58242010
haha fucking loser
>>58242156
じゃなんでお金まったくないとか言う
自分は5千ユーロだけど、全部お前らの税金だよwww
だめだな
全角スラッシュが半角にされちゃう
>>58242426
その通り
tfw no japanese bf
>>58242010
As long as you live there's always a way to amend your life
>>58242241
Exactly
>>58242388
I haven't even entered the field. that's the main problem.
>>58242497
do you have single eyelids?
>>58242497
iktf. why even be alive
back to the neet cave i go
>>58242557
no?
>>58242425
( ´∀｀ )と言ったんじゃないのか?冗談だった
大学生として税金払わない
僕の両親も税金はらわない
なんでそんなに喜んでるの?
>>58242618
fuck off
>>58242497
tfw no finnish gf
>>58242625
なんで払わないと思うんだよ、誰でも払うよ買い物行くときぐらいでも払うから。
リア充が税金で俺をお金持ちしてるから、普通に喜ぶでしょ
>>58242497
please tell taniapo to start making videos again
kiitos
>>58242503
Thank you anon. I really need to get rid of my laziness and depression.
tfw no cute-butted bf to fall asleep on
tfw no replies from japanese qts
>>58242693
are you Korean?
>>58242497
I want to smell your boipoussi
>>58242860
always korean, but never for you.
>>58241825
>>58240945
>>58240738
お前の日本語気持ち悪いんだが
>>58242983
だからなに、理解出来れば十分だろばか
>>58242082
>>58242156
オランダの大学ってやっぱりそういうイメージなの?
オランダの大学は移民ばっかりで優秀なとこが少ないと思ってたんだけど
