JUST edition
>>58221819
Are Katie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQNj_vwWwFM
Who /veritas/ here
New $20 bill lads
kpop XD
>>58221831
>Britain has lost it's way of it's traditions of tolerance and acceptance of "The Other"
I bet this motherfucker complains about colonialism at the same time
>>58221864
japs eye
ahaha yes lads I'm on the fookin coke haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxYH7Mc0hJs
maisie
New Deal was a registered[3] political party in the United Kingdom. Its founder was Professor Alan Sked,[4][5] who also founded the UK Independence Party (UKIP).[6]
Policies of the New Deal party included 'direct and transparent democracy' and 'liberal values without prejudice to race, religion, gender, etc."[7] New Deal has been labelled the 'leftwing version of UKIP'.[8]
New Deal is described by its founder, Professor Alan Sked, as a centre-left political party, committed to withdrawal from the European Union.[1] He criticises UKIP as turning into "...a far-right and what I think is an extremist and racist party".[9]
The term "New Deal", first used by US president Franklin D. Roosevelt, was also used by Tony Blair's government from 1997 to describe changes to welfare and unemployment policy.
The same year the party was launched, Sked became ill, his mother became sick and his brother died.[10] As of March 2015, the party has been de-registered by Electoral Commission for having never fielded a single candidate in any election. The party boycotted the 2014 European Elections.[11]
>>58221974
50% off dominos?
>>58221922
>get ya fookin wabbas oot
You'll all work for me one day
Repost from the end of the last thread...
Desklad's exes house. Who's unsurprised that it's a fucking hovel?
I'm not as she's my ex and it takes a filthy cretin to know one
>>58221974
Read all of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
>>58222004
I bet you fucking stink Tbh lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMkZc_8-rfk
CHVN
>>58222004
Could you at least get a decent phone so we can see what's in your photos?
>Left click
>Hide post
Wew, that was hard
I just want to be well off enough to not have to think twice when someone asks if I want to add some guac go my order.
>>58222004
Bet you're a right mong
>>58222058
I heard you the first time.
stalking people's facebook friends to try and find the girl i got with last night
dunno why i didn't go home with her tbqh
I don't like normeys
ahh yes, liberating France, very impressive
cant say i enjoy the company of normheys
Redpill Josie on these coiled grip squeezy devices
I push my fingers into normeyes
batty chirps
do your """job""" janny you fucking philistine
>>58222056
Phone has been dropped a lot so only front camera works and I'm too cheap to bother to replace it so no
ebin german /b/rit xDD
>>58222223
Close one there Dave
>>58222223
2 world wars
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>58222253
Fuck off Merkel.
throughout the night
no need to fight
never a frown
with golden brown
Does anyone else here use bathrooms as a safe space?
>>58222296
Hash browns?
I love me some taters.
i'mma break you in two home boy
Janny works in mysterious ways
Don't tell him what to do and by God don't try and understand why he does it
facebook stalk is currently unsuccessful
i shall not give up
>>58222340
Fucking German spy.
*unironically posts nigger music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWW1TIGr_3Y
W2C?
>>58222296
good post
>sun comes out
>every old person on the street emerges to cut their grass all through the day, filling the air with horrible noise
reee
>>58222431
cringing at this
Petition to ban German immigration to /Brit/
>>58222459
Can hear the noise of my neighbour cutting his grass as I read this post
Petition to ban Greek immigration to /Brit/
>>58222468
Those are the type of people that talk about /b/ and say "cuck" IRL
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Why is British media so fucking ridiculous? A White trash single mother getting broccoli with insects on it is somewhat news worthy? Really? I am sorry she had to order food and all. But why publish it as a news article?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/663177/Mother-kitchen-invaded-insects-buying-bug-infested-broccoli-weird
*posts child porn to get jannys attention*
>>58222574
Swedes are human cockroaches.
janny... You've left me no other option
*carefully begins loading my runt gun*
>>58222574
>express
if you look in a pigsty don't be surprised if you find shit
>>58222431
>forearm tattoos
Ah yes, very impressive.
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>tfw I always say 'Z' incorrectly because of Dragon Ball Z
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh, if you're a bird be an early bird
And catch the worm for your breakfast plate.
If you're a bird, be an early bird
But if you're a worm, sleep late.
Quick janny-boy, before they dock your pay
>>58221831
she looks a lot older than 41
JANNY YOU USELESS CUNT WHAT DO THEY EVEN PAY YOU FOR
oh wait......
hahahahahahahahaaha!
Literally just hide the spam posts the second they appear. Continue to browse the thread as normal. It's not hard
>>58222658
not if its regularly cleaned
Janitors have been cucked by evil Greek man.
>>58222688
Hahahahahaha
Praises be to he who must not be paid!
>>58222670
'Zeee' is the correct way though.
People who pronounce it 'Zed' are retarded.
>>58222705
>as if farmer ofcom ever does his fucking job
fucks sake my laptop won't charge and i can't be arsed to get out of bed and see why
i went to the janny to see what he could do
he said MONEY'S TOO TIGHT TO MENTION
Janitors have slain the Greek beast.
I'll put in a good word with your bosses maybe they'll give you a pay rise :)
>>58222780
>>58222780
thailad.zz.mu/yank
>>58222780
FOY
did you know yanis varoufakis's wife was the girl who pulp sang about in common people
>>58222780
FOY
*comes back to the thread with my runt gun*
*pulls tweed flat cap low and quietly returns to my ale*
>>58222780
FOY
>>58222849
her house was very small?
with wood chip on the wall?
>>58222780
FOY
>>58222811
Cut my head and I will become stronger.
>>58222780
Same here lad haha
![Chris-Foy-006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IJj8E7w.jpg "Chris-Foy-006[1].jpg")
FOY
>>58222932
DOES THE GREEK MAN SURVIVE OR HAS ANOTHER DECIDED TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY?
Stoke City Football Club have announced they are to rename and expand the Britannia Stadium.
It will be known as the bet365 Stadium from August after the club agreed a naming rights deal with the betting firm, who own the club.
>>58222932
Get him Janny, and be quick about it.
*cracks whip dangerously near the hot pockets pile*
>>58222958
I went to a village called Foy once
>>58222670
>Previously on Dragon Ball Zed
Kek.
yanis varoufakis's wife came from greece and had a thirst for knowledge
yanis varoufakis's wife studied sculpture at saint martin's college
that's where the lead singer of pulp
caught yanis varoufakis's wife's eye
>>58222998
Man kick ball with foot
>>58223013
>anime
>>58222830
>>58222865
>>58222896
>>58222922
What does FOY mean, lads?
le english man kicking ball on le english grass
>>58223038
man breathe air with mouth
>>58223054
fuck off yank
having a go
http://thailad.zz.mu/draw
Lads
taking a risk
>>58223098
having a punt
>>58222998
wait a sec
you mean
the place
where man kick ball
will have different name?
are you bloody serious????
>>58223098
FOT
>>58223054
full of yolk
it's to describe the egg you're about to crack
my favourite sport is the one where the man impart kinetic energy to ball and make ball move
What's your favourite sport??
she's an easy lover
she'll take your heart and you won't feel it.
>poleaboo got a phone call
>it was just his mum telling him to come downstairs if he wants to eat
Dr Sir:
My painfull duty it is to tell you of the deth of yr son wh befell at the hands of the Indians 2d June in the early morning. He died a little while after he was shot and asked me to inform you of his sad fate.
We brought him to the ship when he soon died. Mr. Smith a young man of our company made a powerful prayr wh moved us all greatly and I am persuaded John died in peace. His body we buried with others near this camp and marked the grave with a log. His things we will send to you. The savages are greatly treacherous.
We traded with them as friends but after a great storm of rain and thunder they came at us before light and many were hurt. I myself was shot in the leg. Master Ashley is bound to stay in these parts till the traitors are rightly punished.
Yr Obt Svt Hugh Glass
>>58223197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG5dFdIo_zA
>>58223088
I'm British, me mam is British, me nan was British, and me great nan was British, but my dad is from Pakistan, haha.
>>58223208
Well Poleaboo at least it wasn't the rozzers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXz-xLB1-0
Why doesn't he just build a wall around the pockets?
howling at that draw page lads
Gonna txt that redhead again today. Wish I could ask her out on a date, but I am /nocar/ :'(
>melt posts spam
>posts the exact same body of text in every spam post
Bit dim are we?
he's a greasy lover
>>58223319
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
aparrently someone really really dislikes me talking about my wife's bf. bit intolerant.
>>58223280
The pigs never fire warning shots, if they want you, they come get you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oAQAmP_ZWc
>>58223381
How's Habib doing?
>>58221878
they merged with the english democrats lad
my stalking efforts paid off
just found the grill i got with last night on the old facebook
>>58223229
howling
So tolerant.
poppadom bridge
i'm in trouble deep
poppadom bridge
i've been losing sleep
>>58223319
Creased! xx
>>58223420
doing well, mood has been a bit low though. might start allowing him to share our bedroom :)
>>58223400
>The pigs never fire warning shots, if they want you, they come get you
Maybe in Burgerland...
I want to get a tan for summer, I don't usually tan easily. How do I tan without using a sunbed?
>inb4 just sit outside
I burn easy
my boys, my boys!
Mike Will
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gotta be honest lads.
>Sultana
That walk nearly did me in, good to be home with the curtains drawn and my filth where I left it.
Having rescheduled the house inspection for next week, all I need to do is stay conscious long enough to cook some tea, feeling pretty optimistic that I can manage that.
Miss being at the pub a bit but I think I have some cans in the bottom of the fridge, might have a sup once food is out of the way.
In other news, was copying a season of GoT to my kids' laptop this morning and found some rather memey looking jews did 9/11 pics, not sure if i should mention it or not.
>>58223484
> sit outside in the sun
> go inside before you burn
Was this hard? Are you fucking DIM?
https://youtu.be/UJxip423AZ8
https://youtu.be/GDZoOaz3QJI
2 choons
>>58223529
Sort that shit out ffs
>>58223484
don't tan
it promotes skin aging
always wear sunscreen, even in cloudy britain
>Get a house in Devon
>Drink cider from a lemon
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU
>>58223529
You're a disgusting mess. Take a good long look at your life and then end it.
>>58223583
are you that croatian qt
>>58223529
wait
Limmy?
>>58223529
>my kids'
>>58223598
cant say I like rap that much
http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/eurabias-multiculturalists-warn-muslim-migrants-create-nations-within-nations/
Deus Vult when?
>>58223544
Yes I am a bit dim
>>58223529
>not keylogging your child
Never having kids but I would definitely do it just out of pure curiosity / love of snooping.
Too weak to quit smoking lads I just enjoy it too much but 20 Marlboros is over a tenner these days. Might get a vape
I'm using Tinder in London and these girls want my dick.
>>58223614
no i am an ugly cunt pay no attention to me
do i wear shorts rollerblading lads? BEFORE YOU ANSWER do remember that it's very hot but i did fall over and hurt my knee last time which is also important
fuck off back to Lumbridge the lot of you
A comfy-looking new subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/the_farage
What do you think, lads?
>>58223620
nah, definitely not.
>>58223503
alri Gore?
odd reference to post, dont you think?
>>58223648
How do you manage that?
>>58223483
I've been lifted twice m8, I know
>>58223620
Limmy lives in a big stone house with high ceilings and a gf who takes him on holidays to Paris. He's a rich normie.
>>58223651
I am going to fuck you
How often should I wash my motherboard?
>>58223648
charge your battery ffs
>https://www.reddit.com/r/the_farage
>>58223648
more so than in the states, lad? Otherwise it's uninteresting.
>>58223661
looks a bit bloody racist desu lad
>>58223529
excellent blog post loser
>>58223661
Sometime I forget how fucking shite reddit is
>>58223648
L O N D O N
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>can't say I like rap that much
>>58223684
>I've been lifted twice m8, I know
For wanking in shoes.
>>58223651
post legs
>>58223644
I let him borrow a laptop to take to his grandparents' house last year, he searched for "naked ladies" and the only link from the search that had been clicked on was a clickbait jewtube vid with an agry femininazi screaming about men looking at porn.
Now he just goes straight to redtube, which is fine, part of growing up is trying to pull the head off it and I've already warned him that irl girls won't be anything like that.
>>58222431
Epic binary 'tat' my fellow redditor!
How easy is it to buy bitcoins? Can you reliably do it online?
>love rap me
>>58223655
>>58223655
guys please it's important
>fedoraposter is here
Yay
>>58223683
>How do you manage that?
Tinder++
>>58223771
>letting your child go on Redtube
>>58223771
How do you feel about being a father?
Don't know if you're baiting but if you actually have kids then stop posting on /brit/ desu
>>58223686
>and a gf who takes him on holidays to Paris. He's a rich normie.
in a way, I'm glad he's made it
I thought he was divorced - never see the wife
>>58223803
speedos
>>58223687
>>58223768
fap to real girls you bunch of queers
>>58223814
Is that like a thing or do you operate with a proxy?
>>58223849
>Is that like a thing
Yeah, it is some sort of thing.
>Don't know if you're baiting but if you actually have kids then stop posting on /brit/ desu
>>58223842
please post more
Sometime you start believing the memes but I went to London recently and it's actually proper nice
what's the big deal, I let my wife's son watch porn all the time
>>58223771
>he lets his son go on redtube
>>58223803
Wear knee pads if you need to wear shorts and you're so scared of hurting your knees you poof
>>58223818
If he's at the age where he's jerking off constantly anyway, and desklad wasn't cool with it, it wouldn't make a difference, we've all been there and we all know nothing stops a horny teen from jerking off.
imagine being that kid and growing up with a burned out unemployed loser for a father. definitely will be bullied for that, poor thing.
Feels wrong that /brit/ posters are allowed near children desu
>letting your son view porn
>not teaching him yourself
parenting has gone to the dogs
>redtube
what is this 2009?
>>58223902
>jerking off
fuck off yank
>>58223902
Maybe if you instill the fear of God into that nigglet heathen.
xvideos > pornhub
>not wanking off your son and swallowing his teenage cum
Broken bloody britain
>>58223849
don't know why he's being so unnecessarily mysterious and why you're so unable to google, but you can change your GPS on android phones with apps.
>>58223895
i do the jumpy grindy one so its a real possibility. but i also don't wanna spend money on pads. just gonna throw caution to the wind, i will post my bloodied and battered knees later
sex. com > redtube
>>58223967
nah
>be me at 18
>want to be a pilot
>flight school is 100k or I could join raf for 8 years and learn for free
>decide 8 years is too long and decide against being a pilot
>now 26 making 22k in a call centre
>would have been discharged this year with a pilots licence, massive savings and been able to go to any airline and land a 50k job
>>58223877
Same
>Feels wrong that /brit/ posters are allowed near children desu
>>58223967
spankbang > xvideos
>>58223982
>>58223927
>>58223926
>>58223902
>>58223889
>>58223884
>>58223867
Reminder desu
>letting your son ave a cheeky wank to 3DPD
>not introducing him to 2D masterrace
DISGUSTING
>>58223949
"Wanking" just sounds ugly.
>>58223967
agreed
>>58224028
you made your bed so sleep in it
>I rollerblade
>>58224028
>learn for free
Doesn't work like that kek
You still have to get a commercial license and you STILL would find troubles finding a job
Trust me mate, its impossible
>>58224031
Of course London is nice, you're a yank.
>>58223822
I really enjoy it. I enjoyed when he was small enough to walk to school and watch his awful school plays and I enjoy it even more now he's old enough to talk about things that matter. He is pretty aware of the world and is able to socialise well and gets great results at school so I can't really say that anything he's doing is bad for him.
Sometimes I think it would be nice if he was a bit dumber, didn't question every thing he's told but that's just me being too lazy to back up what I say with rational arguments so it's even better because he keeps me from becoming lazy mentally as well as physically
>>58224028
ALSO getting a job as a pilot in the RAF is EXTREMELY hard as there are something like 300 applicants per place
Gf just fucked her holiday rep.
Oh well. I'm happy for her that she's having fun. Gonna eat some wheat crunchies and watch some old films
>>58224061
>wanking to 3d or 2d
fucking casual, I only wank to 1d
>wanking to disgusting 3D with bolt-on tits saying "oh yeah fuck my ASS" x10 in the most robotic voice possible
Absolutely grim.
>>58224076
What about East London?
boards.4chan.org/trash/ > redtube
>>58224058
>scotland
hahaha
someone had a differing opinion today
cannot believe their fucking nerve.
>>58224142
SJWs OUT
>>58224175
how do you have such feminine legs?
>>58224175
weeeeeeeeeeew lad
>>58224074
Pretty sure you get a CPL otherwise you couldn't fly a plane in the raf as you need a CPL if you want to be paid money to fly.
Also pretty sure any airline would snap up an ex military pilot as their training and experience would be excellent. You're hiring pilots and one candidate has flown in a war zone I'm sure he gets the job.
>>58224179
FOY
>playing the skin flute to anything except your imagination and carefully crafted wank bank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8nYBqPRNKw
tune
>>58224175
that's a smooth looking coinpurse you got there lad
>>58224212
I have no beef with the Irish.... yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
avantgarde tune
>>58224218
This desu, my fantasies are better than any imagery
>>58224175
>black balls
not white desu
Farage supporters are literally plebbitors.
Corbyn supporters are based /brit/ posters.
>>58224137
Must feel like home in tower hamlets.
>>58224028
it's not too late anon xx
>>58224211
honestly mate I went through the same phase as you and was researching it for months and months, this was years ago
trust me, you would've never made it
see >>58224118
>>58224276
>not based tim
I heard the UK blocked travel to Missississippi because it's dangerous for gay people there. What makes it so dangerous? Transvestite are now having to use bathrooms of their real gender
As an American I just want to applaud you on this act of bravery
I can confirm. Without the gay people's money, the economy of Mississippi has been permanently reduced to shambles. The Gay Navy has issued a blockade around the capital.
Sirens are never ending. Riots everywhere. Flames as high as mountains
God speed gentlemen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8nYBqPRNKw [Remove]
>tune
>>58224250
no huge beefs with the yanks either, some of ye are major cunts though
>>58224276
very good post
just made my mum laugh
i'm in there desu
>>58224331
>UK blocked travel to Missississippi
severely doubt this
>Tfw I once asked for advice about a good mosque in London on /brit/ and got legitimate responses
Wait so you're telling me that only 1 in 300 people in the raf actually fly planes? fuck me
>>58224345
You've already been in there
