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死にたくなる
I gajinka'd Japan, tomodachi
>>58096424
乙
梦想的女孩
>>58096424
otu
>>58096819
× 梦想的女孩
○ ブス
書き直してあげた
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDVwUMopO_4
>>58096819
俺の慰安婦
>>58097013
無礼な
あなたの意見は重要ではありません。
>>58097055
良いセンスだ
>>58096424
otu
>>58096819
>>58097055
I like this music, I only listened to the first 2 minutes from the beginning tho
The thought came to me that my Kako might not be a virgin
Sweden!Sweden!Sweden!
>>58096424
乙
>>58097250
What's the big deal about virgins anyways? Does it really matter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRHlxaIu6Q
>>58097147
どうも
>>58097247
Glad you liked it.
>>58097120
あなたを殺します
>>58097344
lol get a load of this guy
>>58097344
YES OF COURSE
NOT VIRGIN WOMEN ARE NOT WOMEN
>>58097013
ヒトラーが勝ったらいいなーと時々僕は思う
>>58097250
>new worlder dreaming to marry with princess
You can't
Simply you can't
>>58097504
もしそうだったら今頃オランダはドイツの一部のはずだけど、それでもいいのかい
>>58097462
>>58097475
I just don't get it
>>58097475
>if the world runs out of virgins everyone will be gay
スナイパーが望む永遠
>>58097596
>ドイツの一部
>ムスリム国
選ぶならどっち
>>58096424
おちゅでちゅ
滝の如き放尿だな
>>58097344
Fuck off roastie chaser
>>58097596
>>58097596
この国をつかさどるのはナチ党だったらいいんだよ
僕もドイツ語話せるから大丈夫だよ
Anschluss wann? Tötet aber bitte zuerst Merkel.
>>58097596
アフリカから来た野蛮人に比べればそのほうが何倍もマシだろ
いや比べ物にもならないよな実は
>>58097596
最近イギリス人も言い始めてるぞ
どう考えてもムスリムやアフリカ人だらけになるよかマシだと思う
>>58097518
Pls let me marry your princess
>>58097845
You don't have a title
>>58097506
俺、男だが、やっぱりハンサムな奴だな
動画はまったく、バカバカしすぎるけど
>>58096604
wtf
>>58097996
擬人化 lmao
>>58097977
I.... I have the title of no gf
>>58096424
Her facial expression gives a tickle to my kiełbasa.
>>58097518
The only proper way to deal with royalty
>>58098176
Not enough at all.
Still waiting on my Japanese gf
>>58098278
Kill yourself.
>>58098358
you'r next royalist scum
>>58097845
please let me marry your mother. I like Cambodian women
how does Japan feel about Spanish/Lantino looking girls?
>>58098452
Hot as fuck
>>58098278
But you dealt commoner in same way, didn't you?
>>58098311
DIDNT YOUR EMPEROR MARRY A COMMONER
>>58098452
get out wetback
>>58098481
That's a relief
>>58098452
Hot but often have too big ass.
Would you?
オラオラオラオラ
>>58098575
貧弱貧弱
>>58098573
Stop sexualizing indigenous women
>>58098575
百年早いぞおおおおお!
>>58098575
やれやれだぜ
>>58098559
Hmm
>>58098659
You seem prude
cute
Do you lads exercise?
>>58098500
That the idea. There is no god giving the power to any man to have him and his familly steal and decide for the people.
That why royalty should be fought against before their ego destroy the nation.
>>58098776
Fapping is exercise when your forearms are fat enough so yes
>>58098776
Depends.
>>58098801
This looks like another haiku in the making.
>>58098659
But I didn't do anything like that, kind sir.
>>58098776
No but I should.
I visited my friends musical school the other day and in their orchestra there were a good third japanese musicians among them.
Are japanese now going throught that victorian fad where every houshold had their kid taught to play an instrument as a sign of social status
>>58098789
How about Napoleon
>>58098776
I'm a powerlifter
1/2/3/4 or you're a huge pussy
>>58098801
Uhhhhh nice man.
How often do you exercise then?
>>58098815
Like working out
>>58098834
Do it for your waifu
欧州のムスリムは元は労働力のために集められた要員なんだ。
零細産業の下請けの2世3世。
最初必要だった要員を要らなくなったからといって切り捨てるのは難しい。
また彼らを安価で雇うために自国労働者の職を奪ったりもして来ているだろう。
エゴの悪循環だな。
your thoughts on pic related
>>58099051
My body in naturally in shape that's why I don't do it often, and I'm pretty lazy. I like nature walks though.
>>58099137
Beautiful
>>58099137
He looks so cool.
>>58098880
anyone got any response to this, it'd be cool to hear from a native but if not im off to bad. gn everyone
>>58099041
At the time all of Europe royalties were united to put a monarch back on the french throne,
As the rest of Europe was starting to win over us, Napoléon made a coup d'état and overthrow the first Republic (because they sucked at war).
We started winning again, but the guy went insane and called himself emperor. And long story short we could indefinitely beat all the other world power so we end up btfo.
On the long run it's was irrelevant because after the Restauration Louis-Phillipe which was suppose to be the new king was once again overthrown and we got a 2nd Republic.
Democracy is hard to establish because power make people insane.
>>58099137
stock image are painfull to look at
>>58096424
>school girl making suggestive pose
>not arroused
feels good
>>58099510
Good man, the guy deserves a medal
>>58097722
イタリア脱きの日独同盟ならいい
>>58097797
最初にフランスに侵攻。左翼から国民解放
>>58098573
ケツから一発
>>58099137
右手の位地が間違い
パンツの中に入れなくては
>>58099449
Don't you have universities to block and shops to loot you fucking cumgargling faggot ? The police should beat the shit out of your kind more often, really.
>>58099051
>How often do you exercise then?
Depends on what show was on that day, but usually a few times a day
>>58098789
Japanese royalty has not been a man of power for a thousand years.
Political forces are belong to samurai and royalty just had the honor.
They are the existence like a national flag.
>>58096545
死ぬついでに熊本にボランティア行ってこい
>>58097828
イギリス人どころかフランス人もだよw
戦後あれだけドイツの邪魔をしてたくせに
>>58099764
it's really weird that the shoguns never thought of making themselves emperor
>>58099961
Why?
>>58098880
>>58099367
What is the "victorian fad"?
>>58099961
Emperor was not important for long time
>>58099510
Yeah, she is too old desu.
>>58100021
a fashion at a time, something that was popular back then in 19th century
is she considered pretty in your country?
>>58098880
>where every houshold had their kid taught to play an instrument as a sign of social status
isn't it special only for Austria?
>>58099099
今欧州を困らせてるのは難民だしね
難民は仕事をしに来てるわけじゃないから、モチベーションも低いだろうし
ヨソモンが嫌いとか恥ずかしくて言えないだろ普通。
ネット社会になって田舎の意見が多く出るようになってしまったのか。
田舎は排他的だから。
>>58100208
not at all actually, nowadays very few austrians apply to the university of music here, it's mostly foreigners, and well, a lot of japanese
>>58100313
助ければ帰るでしょ
自分がドヤ顔できるように相手の主張を変形、単純化
>>58100108
Do people actually have respect for 裕仁?
>>58100370
university of music sounds joke unless it is in austria. that's why the people all over the world go to austria for "studying" music
>>58100502
Of course! What makes you think we don't respect him?
>>58098880
No. But we think Austrian classical music is very noble, and rich and some middle class paprents tend to want their children to learn it.
満員電車
long time ago a chink tried to date my mom, she told me she didnt accepted because asian males usually beat their wives
>>58100583
>>58100769
thank you very much, i appreciate exchaning a few words with you lads, have a good one. im off
>>58100673
the fact that he ordered to murder and butcher people and let his generals be accused of crimes he himself approved and kept full control over it.
Even hitler had the decency to kill himself.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p]00:18:59.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tiwOCPa.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p]00:18:59.jpg")
Nearly spilled my protein shake
This bitch is going straight to snap city
>>58100901
I want a female Korean football player to hit or kick me one day
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmtZuJ--PM
>>58100996
brainwashed boy..
米製日本語
daisukirai -> 大好き・嫌い
chottemo -> ちょっと・とても
>>58101178
Yeah perhaps he was brainwashed, but it does'nt justify the crimes. it's well documented that the military acted under his orders. The unit 731 was even created by imperial decrete.
>>58101037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXecVIANEds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kgnytikM_s&
Real world is not simple.
So, many of simple toonlike ideas about history and politics are the lie or propaganda to manipulate rednecks.
"Oh, If I were him, I must did same. It is understandable ! It must true!"
But he is not you...
>>58101517
>loudnigga
a true classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axxt01yzqlw
Can I send princess Kako a birthday present?
>>58101342
Are there the article which describe that they kill the prisoner?
The honor is given to soldier when he killed enemy in the battle field.
>>58102017
killing unarmed civilians for fun had not honor
>>58101253
when does these words use ?
>>58101253
>chottemo -> ちょっと・とても
私はドナルドトランプがちょっても大好きです
でもメルケルのほうがもっとちょっても大好きです
>>58102305
>ITT RIGHT NOW there are people living in Peru
Let that sink in for a minute
>>58102205
Of cource.
Japanese news paper and Japanese also don't think it honor.
Even Children can do such thing.
So if they killed unnamed civilians, it can't applauded on the newspaper.
Are there the describe of "THEY KILLED THE PRISONERS" in that article?
>>58096424
What do you think of white Americans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3FgUJ8JzDI
>>58102534
They probably don't like us much unless we are pure caucasian white with blond hair and blue eyes
>>58102761
What? That's stupid. Let them speak for themselves.
>>58102205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJzZ21hLKo&feature=youtu.be
>>58102534
All L.A people were nice and friendly..
彼女はチップをもらっているようだ
>>58102960
>彼女はチップをもらっているようだ
"She seems to have got a chip"
What does this mean? I'm sorry but I don't speak Japanese. If it matters my Japanese-born fiance hates the west coast and prefers the New England people - myself included. If that is what you were trying to say.
>>58102960
I've been to LA a couple times, do I count?
>>58103054
I think it says "The women (were nice) so as to get a tip"
私は在日のガールフレンドを取得するために日本語を勉強します。
>>58097506
I wish I was blond so that even a shitty beard like that would look good on me
>>58102878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYlTTC-csk
>>58103221
I once had an German bf who I met while on a ski trip in Salzburg.
Back home we communicated by phone. It ended quickly!
>>58103762
how was his penis
Lads where the fuck has nozomi been
Did he get cucked by his wife not waifu?
>>58103807
Not so big.
The p size doesn't matter as much as heart size does.
>>58103711
死ね、リア充よ
What is the attitude towards jews in japan? will people look down on me if i tell them i was born in Israel?
>tfw will never get as many Japanese viewers as VenusAngelic because not full Caucasian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKxQyvc8dSY
one day...
>>58104004
リア充の意味を真逆に使ってる
>>58104156
hell no
we are not interested in Israeli or Jew at all
or you are possibly said "oh I fell so sorry about the holocaust"
>>58104156
It is the same as the attitude to other gaijins.
Most Japanese people don't know much about Jews and Israel.
>>58104245
朝は幸せならリア充だ
立ち上がる理由があるならリア充だ
死ね
>>58104316
でもアニオタの時点で朝起きた瞬間死にたくなる
仕事に楽しみを見いだせないから
Japs?
九州揺れるな
女子高生が大好きだ
>>58104764
まだ揺れてんのか
>>58104307
And what's the general attitude towards gaijins?
>>58104863
BIG PENIS
曇りなきチンポ
>>58097681
You are presumptuous!
>the Japanese girl I've been talking to on hellotalk hasn't responded ever since I told her I'm Asian 3 days ago
>>58104795
Are 女子高生 in US also fappable?
>>58103969
did he have a cute butt?
>>58104972
you're Asian? where are your parents from?
>>58104972
What type of Asian are you?
>>58104972
kekkaroo
>>58104972
you can talk with me, I'm a male tho
>>58104923
Oh. haha. Yeah....Definitely.
猛々しいペニス
>>58104295
>>58104307
ok, thank you, that's reassuring
>>58104972
Japanese girls are the most arrogant snobs on the world.
That's why many Japanese guys are obsessed with 2D girls.
>>58105176
ばかなことをいうな
>>58105251
猛々しいペニス AGAIN
>>58105000
I don't remember. At least his face was cute.
When you tell a japanese person you're going to call them, do they really expect the call or are they like americans (and mexicans) that just take that as a good bye and shit?
Help, I'm autistic.
>>58105317
静かにしてくださいな
>>58105230
That's not exclusive to Japanese girls, my friend. There is a reason there are a lot of weeaboos around the world. 3D girls are pretty shitty.
@kuko_stratos
自衛隊が、救援活動の代償として女の“奉仕”を要求する、あるいは、自衛隊が積極的に要求してなくとも、共同体の側から“察して”差し出そうとするの、女がおかれてる人権状況としてはかなり最悪な状況だと思うんだけど。ン十年前と何も変わってない。ひどすぎて反吐がでるわ。
これマジか
That Asian living in US got a lot of (You) and I think this is more valuable for him than continuing to talk to that heartless Japanese girl
>>58105474
Well said tomodachi
いい体の人々のお尻は最高です
でも最近女を疎かしました
I like butts.
>>58105369
What a shame.
>>58105020
>>58105031
Asian
>>58105230
But I thought they were gentle and kind...
>>58105474
What's the appeal of Japanese women anyway?
>>58099137
dude looks like a bro and chick is cute.
>>58105532
おっぱいもいいですね
>>58105389
I don't really understand your question
>>58105438
ソース無いんだからデマに決まってるだろww
>>58105574
moe
>>58105532
What? I thought you were pedo.
>>58105574
tight pussy I guess (I haven't ever tried it)
>>58105438
wtf I hate kumamoto now
>>58105438
>>58105561
What state are you?
>>58105532
尻好きとは最近のドイツは第三帝国じゃなくて第三国化がすすんでるね
大きいおっぱいと小さいおっぱい、どっちが好きですか?
>>58105674
腰も
>>58105706
Huh? I've never sexualized Yuri Yuri characters. It's a great if not the best show for learning Japanese though.
>>58105872
>第三国
第三世界の間違いじゃないか
>>58105437
>>58105944
大きい方に決まってるでしょう
柔らかいんですよ、すごく
>>58105706
I thought he was a gay.
>>58106079
My love for nice butts is universal (*´ω｀*)
>>58105992
きみのおっぱいの好みはすばらしい
I know this is going to get made fun of but whatever
You guys, sometimes life is really hard. It goes downhill, things seem to get worse and worse and you're afraid it's going to be like that forever but there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. I know, I've lived it, I've seen it. I've been through hell these last few years and things are finally starting to seem hopeful, so you know that through hard work, effort, and time, things can get better for you. You just have to be willing to put in that hard work, there are no free handouts in life. Maybe you won't complete all of your dreams, but that's okay, maybe you wheren't meant too. Maybe you'll take a completely different path in life then expected, and that's okay too. Don't feel pressured by anyone but yourself, live for yourself and your own happiness, and never ever give up on yourself.
>>58106123
I'm an assman myself, but tits are nice
>>58106255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
>>58106215
だがしかし、弾力のないおっぱいは大きくてもだめだ!
チンコに対する思いやりが足りない
>>58106531
しごかないといけない物ですから
>>58106646
精が出ますね
この時間のゲームいいな
アメリカ人のゲームタイムと重なるから英語の勉強になる
もう一生働くのやめよ
おはようございます
>>58096743
Can I get sauce for this my German friend
>>58106713
なんのゲームやってるん
>>58106773
おはようごぞいまーす
>>58106778
BF4だよ
そろそろGTA買おうと思ってる
>>58106773
そのネズミは可愛いです
how can a woman be so perfect?
there is nothing to fight/live for
everything its fucked
oh god pls just let me die
let me sleep forever
there is nothing good in this world
>>58107929
I feel you.
Take me to the waifu lands.
ブラックタイガーの画像ください
>>58108415
>>58108415
はい、どうぞ
>>58108640
なんかワロタ
>>58108681
じゃ目的完了
パンツの画像ください
>>58108501
捜爆犬?
トリュフ豚の仲間だな
>>58108882
混じりっけ無し!
100%ビーフジュース
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKAHtSX59o
>>58108828
でも寝かせないよ
How can western people learn japanese kanjis? I mean, its so fucking hard.
I can't imagine me reading jap kanjis. Where do u guys learned japanese and how?
>>58108501
>>58108640
>>58108954
Time is the answer, it just takes time.
>>58108947
それはまだまだ
>>58109029
まだお昼過ぎたばかりですしね。
>>58109092
確かにね
I have to buy a fucking lightning-cable
Why does it cost so much jobs
>>58109155
You can get free money if you suck ducks
>>58109155
I thought we forced you idiots to learn english?
>>58109144
でも知ってる?
世界にはお昼寝が文化の国もあるんですってよ!
眠い
>>58109092
まだお昼過ぎたばかりですしね。
w-what?
ばか、です、しね?
>>58109257
どこでくぎってんだどこでww
Which Anki deck should I use lads
>>58109155
>buying apple products
You brought it upon yourself
>>58109222
もちろん、スペインのシエスタはかなり有名だろう
ブラジルにも昼寝はそんな妙なことじゃない。
朝起きるのが辛い
今日も講義に遅刻した
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-36014901
In regard to building a personal life in the Japanese capital, she found that neither Japanese men or male Western expats were interested in dating Western women.
Ms Goldman, now in her 40s, says: "The few single Western women I know in Tokyo seemed to have resigned themselves to being single forever.
"Quite a few succumbed to the heavy drinking culture and became alcoholics."
However, what she says made her "want to scream" was that she would see men openly reading pornographic comic books on underground trains.
"You could buy them from vending machines," says Ms Goldman.
Overall, she describes her six months living and working in Tokyo as "a bit like being a feminist forced to work in a vast, open-air pole dancing club".
>Whys Japan so sexist? Dont you want a 45 year old western gf???
>>58109339
>スペインのシエスタはかなり有名だろう
どんだけ裕福な階層なんだ!
>overhear jap gutterspeak on the train
such an ugly language
>>58109347
we think age 45 is young.
we feel old woman is over 55.
>>58109339
スペインのシエスタが廃止になるかもしれない
http://news.livedoor.com/lite/article_detail/11430145/
>>58109347
>male Western expats were interested in dating Western women.
hahah typical weeb english teachers wanting a bi-polar, controlling, manipulative asian waifu
>>58109193
I'm sorry but I actually learned engrish
forgive me
>>58109347
kek
>Hi, I have a PHD in nuclear physics and 10 >$100,000 internship offers from lucrative firms, but I want to go and teach english in japan. Do you have any advice for me?
>>58109339
>tfw I wasn't born in Brazil
All I need is beautiful weather and nice bunda gf and delicious food
昼寝したい
you can just school these nerds online with japanese proxy
most of them will think you're real japanese
Btw girls in pic are chinese not japenis
