Tory edition
cara
Liverpool
grimefu
last thread was a wild one
>>58084702
stop posting my gf :s
MUH DICK
hail to the bus driver
bus driver man
breakfast coming along
>>58084725
she's mine :@
>>58084752
VERY good lad
>that wankstain fedora poster from the last thread
I'm fucking done. It's the same meme arguments I've heard 1000 times before on Facebook.
https://mises.org/library/fear-monopoly
http://libertycorner.blogspot.com.br/2005/07/but-wouldnt-warlords-take-over.html
If you have attention deficit disorder, there are countless videos on YouTube about these subjects.
Come back when you actually know what the fuck Libertarianism/Anarchism is.
Going to work sober was a mistake
>>58084752
en joy y o u r c a n nnc
er
>>58084675
MENTIONED
Good comment
can't let anyone see my phone because it's full of cemetery photos
What do you call a baguette lads? French bread here, is that a yankism?
>>58084822
>Balding
I'd kms if I ever started balding
might get drunk tonite
>>58084752
>Pork
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF
F
FUCK OFFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE FUCK FOFFFFFFFFFFF
>>58084809
You can see her pubes in one from that series of bikini shots. Was a decent wank tbqh.
>>58084737
ugly hair
>>58084858
tiger toast
>>58084773
>tfw she mentioned my name on the radio
>>58084744
what the fuck is this
>>58084849
>1142
>>58084873
Rasheed
>>58084858
a roll
might start sitting down to poo
What do you think of Trumps plan of raising tariffs on China up to 45% so they will adjust their unfair trade policies?
>>58084930
I don't.
>>58084873
forgot Yanks don't have real bacon
>>58084899
post/link it
>libertarianism is anarchism
japanese curry
>>58084868
patrick
>>58084873
abdul
>>58084967
she has very puffy nipples
>>58084899
Might have to have another wank to the set now that you mention it.
>>58084973
neither do you mate.
>>58085001
katsu
It's my birthday on May 14th. What are you top lads getting me?
>>58084963
completely ignorant of the world around you. grow up
>>58085025
For you
you terry cloth
that means you very soft
Alri?
>>58085045
how old?
i live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past
doing it all night all summer
doing it the way i wanna
>>58085028
its peameal bacon Mehemt
Mum really does my nut in sometimes, I answered all her questions in a text then she rings me up to ask me the exact same questions
>>58085045
A quick handy j
>>58085045
cornetto
>>58085086
24
>>58085045
>May 14th
fuck off yank
Reminder.
>>58085134
I'll get you a zimmer frame then rofl
hey lads
>>58085045
willy up the bum
need a bmw (big manchester willy) to pozz me up NOW!
>>58085111
Be glad your mum loves you. My parents don't. Never have.
I was never even a bad kid.
Just cracking open the first Premium lager beer!
Just opened my 4th eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47-LWJ3IkKw
loaf of wholemeal, telegraph and an apple
just consumed 73 grams of sugar
send em back
send em all the fuck back
r8 my breakfast
>>58085057
>a yank calling someone ignorant of the world around you
why do you assume a british general would give a shit about this american non-issue?
WE HAVE TO GET OUR COUNTRY BACK
>>58085358
it's 19;10 lad
haha just joking, nothing like a bacon barmcake to wake you up in the morning
>>58085358
6.5/10
>>58085358
eggs look plain as shit
>>58085218
It's better that way lid
Makes a man out of ya
lads
>>58085358
>not putting the egg in the sarnie
Also why are the yolks bright yellow?
anyone ever watched 'the A word' on the beeb?
giving it a cheeky watch now, it's a drama about an autistic lad
>>58085358
>not sticking an egg in the roll
idiot
>>58084861
I wouldn't, I'd just shave it off. Nothing worse than these guys who hold onto it as though they're expecting it to come back. Just accept it and move on.
There's a guy at work who looks like a fucking monk. He looks a right twat but won't shave it.
Abso nowt on telly
>>58085387
how the fuck did that happen
>>58085387
noice
>>58085382
it's egg you fucking muppet
![530a44029fb7cf3185b8e8a3f7c5db37[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pujvfil.jpg "530a44029fb7cf3185b8e8a3f7c5db37[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEx8SfI540
>>58085358
Should've scrambled the eggs with cheese t b h but I would definitely eat it all anyway it's a lot better than me breakfast of coffee and a fag haha
>>58085395
dang might do that now then
>>58085395
filter I think
put some pepper on them as well
Trump = King Joffrey. Rich, blonde, and hated by much of the population. Angry, cocky shithead linked to rumors of incest and illegitimate birth.
Bernie = Renly Baratheon. Extremely well liked by an army of loyal admirers. Gay Long time supporter of gay rights. Treats war and policy like a game rather than something you need to put forward serious plans for. Will likely be brutally murdered in a shady way by...
Hillary = Stannis Baratheon. The rightful heir to King Robama Baracktheon, First of His Name. An accomplished and extremely competent leader. Generally disliked due to a wooden personality.
Rubio = Robb Stark. Leader of a once great house on the decline, with the largest and most sparsely populated land in the realm. From as far North (err...South) as they come. Young and charismatic, but prone to unforced errors.
Cruz = Balon Greyjoy. Leader of a violent and backwards people that have staged frequent and unsuccessful revolts against the Lords of Winterfell/the GOP establishment. Universally despised on a personal level by all his peers.
Bonus points: Jeb! = Ned Stark. A great man and great ruler murdered by Joffrey. Terrible at the game of thrones. Was the Lord of Winterfell/the GOP establishment candidate before Robb.
>>58085358
get some pepper on that shit
women am i right
>>58085358
Bit of brown sauce matey
Having fucking dysphagia lads, please kill me
>>58085473
>fag
Are you a britboo? If so that's cute desu
Do any of you have the picture with the girl sat on her bed with her cleavage out and she is holding a box with "Runts" on the box?
I saved the picture, but can't find it now
>>58085479
>Joffrey isn't Hillary
Shit list
Hello /brit/
I am proactively trying to integrate with my English side and my fellow Englishmen.
How are you all?
>>58085473
>scrambled
eh not in the mood, I like sunny side up better anyways when the yolk is still a little bit runny
YOU DONT STORE RAW MEAT NEXT TO COOKED MEAT
THATS RULE NUMBER FUCKING ONE
>>58085515
me in the dark red
>>58085526
Dial NHS 111 lad
Putting olive oil in the pan for fatty food
>>58085558
What's the purpose of sunny side up? Is it common to have your egg upside down in yankland or something? I don't understand.
Just made a mean chili, lads.
Even used a stick of cinnamon in it. Real fancy recipe.
>>58085525
I cooked the bacon with Worcestershire and put a bit of brown sauce on the bun
not to much though because I want to taste the meat
>>58085542
Yes I am :3
really want some eggs now
gonna fry some eggs
>>58085552
not too bad mate
how are you?
Hello lads,
who is that person who had that selebrity threesome I keep hearing about?
>>58085593
Gonna book GP appointment tomorrow but knowing the system, I will probably be referred to some other doctor after 2 weeks
>British police literally ARREST people and put them in PRISON for saying mean things on the internet.
Couldn't write it
>>58085515
Our news was urging Irish people in the UK to register to vote to stay and for British people in Ireland to do the same
>>58085680
which recipe?
>>58085680
did you toast and rehydrate your chilies before blending them up?
googled another young death in the cemetery, was a guy who escaped from a psychiatric ward and killed himself
find it pretty mental that there are some people who can't focus if there's music in the background
like they can't revise, play games or read while listening to music
>>58085668
sunny side up means you don't flip them to leave the yolk a bit uncooked
over easy/medium/well means you do to cook the yolk more
do any of you guys live on a narrowboat?
>>58085714
bruce forsyth
>>58085680
Did you put it on a hotdog or on fries (chips)?
>>58085366
it has an impact on the UK too you absolute mong. lol do you know nothing about global trading?
lmfao
>>58085724
there's a book called 1984
it pretty accurately represents this
>>58085716
>le NHS is shit meme
>mum in bristol seeing friends
>rings me that evening says there's a lump on her stomach
>tell her to ring nhs 111
>they tell her to see someone the next day
>sees doctor
>sends her to hospital
>stays overnight
>surgery next day
>stays another night
>comes home
People love to make it seem like you wait 5 years for the NHS because they had to sit in A&E for 4 hours because their toe hurt.
>>58084744
what is this?
yank science project?
>>58085774
miss that show
>>58084973
>yanks think backbacon is Canadian bacon
>they then think backbacon is ham
>as a result they think we think ham is bacon
Have a laugh every time
>>58085780
I did for a while years ago. Living on a boat is noisy at night.
>>58085780
yea
I'm the guy who you talked to a while back
>>58085770
If I need to really think hard about a math or physics problem then I must have absolute silence
>>58085736
My man Gordons.
https://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=1417051
Lads what the fuck is this, volume up a bit
2ch DOT hk/b/src/123830762/14610019118160.webm
>"You're knicked sunshine, that particular arrangement of molecules is illegal".
>>58085874
>math
fuck off yank
I SEE YOU BABY
>>58085515
Based Norfolk
>>58085858
oh it's you, i came back when you said and posted asking for you to post pics but i must have missed you
>>58085857
why is it so noisy?
>>58085845
What show?
>>58085901
you do realise most of the people posting these are /brit/ posters
>>58085939
cucking my arse
>>58085724
>possess a small piece of paper that had a liquid containing the "wrong" molecules dripped onto it
>give it to your friend
>armed men can put you in a cage for 12 years as punishment
>>58085901
>haley christianson's argument
appeal to emotion
>owen jones's argument
appeal... to... emotion?
We need to either properly enforce our drug laws or start the path to legalisation
what we have at the minute is the worst of both worlds
>>58085836
How good the NHS is seems to depend a lot on where you live.
Also, what was wrong with your mum? Because if it was an emergency then you skip to the front of the queue.
If you have a bad shoulder, then you can wait a good few months for surgery on it even if it hurts a lot.
My mate dislocated his shoulder and they couldn't even scan it for 5 weeks..
>>58085967
90210
what the genuine actual fuck is this
>>58085883
I wish I could be a nice person that exuded positive thoughts and vibes and made people feel good just by being around me. It seems like such a nice existence. I just can't get past how much fun being a cunt is though.
>>58085902
>arrangement of molecules
lrn2 chemistry m8
>>58085848
Canadian bacon is our ham yes?
>>58085969
the paki bf one wasnt posted by a brit
>>58085983
>putting a particular set of molecules in-between another set of molecules also results in armed men putting you in a cage
>>58085902
makes sense, else where would we be eh?
>>58086006
No idea what that is, Baconboy.
Just seen her picture on some sexy bright eyes website I was wanking off to.
>>58085780
no but i might buy one in the future
>>58085983
>causing a chemical reaction in a public place gets you sent off to Guantanamo
>use a particular set of molecules to propel another set of molecules at high speed into another person results in armed men putting you in a cage-like arrangement of molecules
>>58086000
Completely forgot to say it was a hernia lel.
Also lost my dad to cancer last year and the care was very good and quick bar one twatty doctor saying something stupid.
This is all at a hospital that's supposed to be shit for waiting times too. But maybe it does depend on where you live.
I know if you're Welsh you're fucked if you get ill.
>>58086010
It's called child porn.
>>58086140
you're a molecule
Scotland is honestly much better than England.
Way underrated
>>58085836
classic
>>58086144
Yoh are a gay faggot
*fights you*
huff nos erry day
Canada is honestly much better than USA.
Way underrated
>>58086178
its the Canada of the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk
>>58086178
yeah maybe as a tourist try living there
>>58086140
I think you're onto something here, molecules in the shape of synapses in my molecule shaped brain are firing
>>58086206
I'm not, but thanks for the (You).
>>58086235
i like how you think this is some sort of retribution post even though I agree with you.
>putting your penis, made of molecules, into the vagina of another molecule-based being (the vagina also being molecule-based) when she's been alive below an arbitrary number of rotations around our star is """"""""""illegal""""""""""
But he won't meet with Obama.
>>58086251
More like molecule-sized brain, Ahmed
>rearrange someone's molecules
>never see a ball of plasma again
>>58086185
>I heard that the NHS is shit so I'll parrot that rather than use past experiences to judge my local hospital
Reminder that 75% of canadians live within 100 miles of the border because they are so obsessed with us.
But they are way different!!!!
>>58086126
do it lad
currently constructing a poo shute leading from my bumhole to your mouth
>>58086307
not sure what to make of this post
teasing a wank but unsure if I should proceed with it
>>58085957
>why is it so noisy?
If you are in an estuary or area where there are lots of boats you get a lot of noise from the rigging and lines on small boats banging against the boats and their masts, ting ting ting ting all night in the wind. Constant slow slapping of water against the hull or up the external pipes etc also can get annoying if its 3am and you cant sleep. Noise on the bank in summer if you are on a canal from drunks and stuff can also be annoying.
>>58086307
t. rasheed
>>58086324
t. Jamal Tyrone Juarez Gomez Yakub Shaniqshabishadisha
>>58085836
Anecdote is not the singular for data m8.
Face it, other countries have far better health outcomes, with more people surviving diseases that kill in this country.
>>58086144
See, that's strange because my mate had a hernia and again it took them months to operate.
I live in the South East of England, for context.
MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES MOLECULES
>>58086352
>live within 100 miles of the border
Because they fear invasion and want all their best people ready for action close by? Sensible long term planning, god bless their maple filled bacon hearts.
>>58086353
would be nice to cruise round the canals of birmingham (more than venice) with a qt gf
have greasy shins lads
>Sending an email to a company I want to work for
>Applying for 2 jobs they have going but also want to be considered for the "secret" jobs every company has and want the recruitment manager to suggest roles to me that would be suitable to my CV
>Need to explain how I am really keen to work at their company
Should I just be honest and say the reason I want to work for their company is that I could live closer to my parents who are getting on in years?
Or should I talk some bulshit about how I admire their industry culture?
>>58086360
well now me willy is gettin all stiff
more like her pls
>>58086360
jailbait
How do you measure the length of your knob lads?
>>58086352
reminder that most canadians are closer to the definition of 'yank' than southerners or the west coast
>>58086226
Come and share wisdom and sick-ass memes with us.
>>58086484
start at the balls
>>58086307
I suppose when you look at the big picture, literally nothing matters
>>58086352
>moves 101 miles away
One night with Cara, or this car. Which would you have?
She'll do anal if you want. But the car is yours to keep. Sell it and fuck whores every night for years if you want.
BBY YR SO BEAUTIFUL
WHAT YOU WANT A MARRIAGE 4
THAIBOY GOON IM HERE FOR YOUR HEART
I DONT WANNA MARRIAGE NO
>>58086363
Is it not scary knowing anyone can easily break in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G62ItkfdhFM
why do people do this thing with the cup
>>58086360
she better be over 16 lad
>>58086438
i've heard you can live on a boat for like $3000 a year
>>58086539
The car, Cara is basic as fuck
>>58086539
the car obviously
>>58086454
>Should I just be honest
nope, always kiss their arse, that's usually one of the most important things they look for in an employee, and they can afford to act that way too
>>58086539
how much is the car worth?
>>58086562
>$
FOY
>Ukip
>"""""""""""""""""""""british"""""""""""""""""""""""
The party divinely selected by god to govern Her Majesty's Kingdom always has and always will be the Tories.
>>58086392
I've no doubt but do you not think people should also judge things based on personal experiences?
>>58086408
South East too m8, where are you?
>>58086539
One night with Cara although I'll really only need 15 minutes
>>58086617
FOB
>>58086307
>>58086360
Great posts
>>58086623
Brighton
>>58086491
Reminder that you're a stinking fucking paki
>>58086491
our colonial founding is unrelated to the "yankees" in Massachusetts and New Netherlands colonies so not really
>>58086539
Car
>>58086561
I'm not a nihilist, I believe lots of stuff matters. But the truth is from a universal scale of things, literally no one or anything you do matters. We don't function on a universal scale so none of that matters
Spent all day in bed crying.
>>58086539
The car's exhaust pipe is probably tighter than cara ngl
>>58086493
I have been giving serious thought about abandoning /brit/ and contributing to another general. This place is fucking awful now; full of paki, Paddies and Aussies.
>>58086539
Cara. The driver clearly doesn't know what he's doing. He's stopped in a box junction. God knows what he's done to the car.
>>58086660
I would imagine Brighton Hospital is full of gays getting their stomachs pumped after drinking too much cum.
Months with a hernia is ridiculous though. Bucks here btw, not really South East but officially it is.
>>58086713
why lad
just shot molecules all over the bed heh
>>58086731
>Bucks here btw
Alri
>>58086713
Why
>>58086589
Gotcha
Should I add a little joke? I've dealt with their company before because their my current employers rival and I have to liaise with their managers several times a week.
Might say something like "Bet that Harry is sick of me emailing him every week haha"
>the modern "conservative" party
Me as the kitten
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-36074765
>>58086700
>literally no one or anything you do matters
found the Underman
>>58086737
>>58086774
depressed, lonely, don't have a friend in the world, life is getting worse and worse
>>58086767
Alri where are you lad?
>>58086660
Mate I have been waiting 6 months to get a lump removed from me over in Worthing, the NHS is way oversubscribed in the south but it depends on a lot of things. My dad gets great quick care for his heart problems.
joined greenpeace earlier
>>58086824
Wycombe
Really like white girls in saris desu
>>58086821
It will get worse and worse until you do something about it
>inb4 I can't
You can, and you fucking know you can.
Push yourself and you'll get better.
>>58086700
You've got some learning to do son
Monitoring....
>>58086862
t. Panjeet
>>58086821
chin up lad
we're always here and half of us are in the same situation
Just scrap the refugee convention it's not fit for purpose, when it was written there were about 200 million Africans which is now over a billion and expected to double twice in the next 100 years. We are basically inviting our own replacement and the end of our existence as untie people and a civilisation for a bit of paper. We wrote the law we can change it.
>>58086858
My condolences.
We've chatted before btw unless there's more than one person here from Wycombe. Up near Milton Keynes here, not in it though.
>>58086862
the most rasheed post I've seen in a while
two amazing men
>>58086787
depends on the mood m8, if it's super serious then it's a bad idea
>Peelers going door to door like they'll get any answers about the kneecapping gone wrong
What a waste of time.
>>58086862
Rasheed
>>58086892
Reading mentioned
>>58086928
>naming your book Memers
>>58086933
What do they peel? Potatoes? Grapes?
>>58086873
not really. I can probably make my life a bit better but I'm never going to be the person I really want to be, ever.
>>58086906
I know, makes me feel a tiny bit better.
Virginity update: Still a virgin
