This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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>>58010219
First for Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBlLPxb7Etw
thread music
>>58009838
Thanks I thought it was カミパン[unknown word], SOS* and コクフ.
But it turns out カミ[paper], パン[bread], SOS, 水[water] and コクフ
But still I can't get my head around コクフ.
>>58010219
乙
画像エロいな
>>58010219
乙
>>58010219
おつ
Looks like this is going to be a lewd thread.
>>58010219
乙
What other boards do you frequent, minna-san?
>>58010530
/fit/
/pol/
/wsg/
>>58010494
ハンバーガー国民がオランダでなにやってんの?
>>58010530
/vp/
>>58010567
ひ・み・つ
>>58010549
/a/,/his/,/jp/
>>58010530
/r/japan
>>58010530
/v/, /r9k/, /x/, sometimes /his/
It makes me sound edgy, but I just like video games and spooky things.
>>58010632
>>58010530
アンカ間違えたww
>>58010530
/h/
>>58010530
/a/v/vg/his/
>>58010267
But why do they need paper?
>>58010619
Me too!
>>58010530
/Gif/wsg/ck/sci/
>>58010641
Light weight. I do /r/japan+tokyo+osaka+japanlife
>>58010714
Osha〜
NHKの緊急地震速報、怖いわ
心臓に悪いww
>>58010703
Maybe they mean bath tissues.
>>58010530
/pol/, /out/ and /int/ are the only boards I visit
緊急地震速報鳴ったけど震度2か
>>58010157
>私と私のガールフレンドは日本に行きます
correct
>私は日本語を3年で勉強しませんでした
If you want to say that you have not studied Japanese for three years, "私は日本語を3年間勉強していません"
If you want to say that you once studied Japanese for three years, "私は日本語を3年間だけ勉強しました".
If you want to say that you stopped learning Japanese when you were a third year student, "日本語の勉強は三年生の時にやめました".
Back in my shit country, it's sad.
>>58010746
>osaka
I never visited /r/osaka, but I imagine half of their conversations are "we're so much cooler than those tokyo gaijins, r-right"
>>58010219
なんか歪んだ女だ
>>58009074
i know
>>58009136
8 hours
>>58009329
男が俺一人ならよい
>>58009534
麺麭 Bread
>>58009659
are you afraid during a earthquake?
>>58009723
地震雷火事御袋
>>58009937
日本の何処に?
>>58010530
/reddit/
>>58010914
>私は日本語を3年間勉強していません
This is what I wanted to say.
I was pretty close. I suppose.
Time to pick up my textbooks again and relearn before November.
>>58010915
Did you travel in Japan?
>>58010477
Japanese isn't ching chong
Japanese is one of the most beautiful language in the world.
>>58011001
Yep, spent around 19 days there. 9 days in Tokyo and 10 in Iwate prefecture. Glad I didn't go down to kyushu now.
>>58011047
iku ! iku !
>>58010414
愛ちゃんポチャポチャ
>>58010549
食い込んでいる!!
>>58010530
探してみ
Could you find me?
anri is jap/brit? how does it work :O
>>58010917
That's probably true, but I usually only use the multi-subleddit view, so I don't really notice where the posts come from.
>>58010939
札幌と東京にいきます。
私は札幌が大好きですよ!
>>58010219
how do i get Japanese gf :p
People are telling me i should get therapy:
>I see through your deliberate attempt to burn bridges as a self-defense mechanism and trying to get me to react negatively by calling me a doofus while ignoring my point isn't gonna work. Not gonna validate your feelings of self-victimization. If you actually have a RL job right now, I'm gonna assume you have insurance. I mean this in the nicest most nonjudgemental way possible, please get hooked up with a professional therapist. It may take a few tries to find someone who gets you, but it is definitely worth it.
Do you think i should?
>>58010530
/mu/
血石が痛い、座薬の時間でございます
>>58010530
/v/
>>58011248
香山リカww
>>58011197
How do I get a white gf.
>>58011047
気にしないで。
私はチングチョング音が好きですから(＾u＾)
>>58011197
get /fit/
>>58011355
Tell her that you fantasise about raping white girls.
>>58011190
札幌いいところ
>>58011355
tell her you have a lot of money
>>58011355
Pee on them to show dominance and make other males know she is your property
>>58011059
Are you a Hawaii guy?
Hawaii is a pretty good place.
おっぱい
>>58011369
In fact, Japanese women dislike fit men
>>58011364
でも日本語にchingみたいな音はないよ
>>58011436
Is this a trick
>>58011436
No they don't :^)
>>58010632
>>58010699
カラオケでアニソンと軍歌を交互に歌って周囲からドン引きされるタイプ
>>58011355
>go on interpals
>make it clear in your profile that you'll teach people japanese
>hire a secretary to deal with the constant stream of messages from French/American/British girls
>>58011404
Futoteiru or yaseteiru
>>58011436
>I know what all japanese women like
Next you will say
"Japanese women do not like white cock"
kek
KEK
>>58011458
>>58011459
I'm not sure what exactly "fit" means, but if it is the opposite of skinny or slender, Japanese women prefer skinny guys to fit guys. If it is simply the opposite of fat, fit men are better though.
>>58011437
ちんちん?
>>58011541
Japanese women prefer my body type over all others tb h
>>58011505
I'm not all japanese women, but I went to girls only school. Japanese girls think body builder guys are creepy.
>>58011393
私の姉(Fuck, I can't remember if older brother is ane or anu)は札幌に住んでいました。
私は札幌に高校に10日間で行きました。
>>58011437
ちんこ
>>58011355
you wont
>>58011585
You're posting your own body, right? I think you're creepy 2bh.
>>58011604
>anu
www
>>58011604
Isn't it ani
>>58011355
be black
>>58011634
yes he can
>>58011586
ALL jap girls like the BIG WHITE COCK. Even if you say "I don't like big white cock", you will learn to love it when 8 inches of white cock is in your little jap pussy. How can japs even compete?
VANILLA'D
おい
>>58011637
I would never do that (^:
>>58011693
>that's handsome in Japan
what the fuck he's average and sorta weasely
>>58011729
なんだよ
>>58011693
He looks like Reviewbrah with about 30% more tesosterone
>>58011792
おにぎりを作ってる
言いたかっただけ
>>58011737
average in France, but not in America. He's not fat not creepy body builder.
>>58011638
?
>>58011684
sheeeit. I think you're right. My bad
>>58011585
We don't allow girls to approach you.
Your body is ours! Not girls'.
>>58011819
そうか分かった
>>58011819
>おにぎり
どんなの?
>>58011865
>>58011858
姉elder sister is ane!
兄elder brother is ani!
>>58011585
'No'
>>58011888
思い出したペットショップで猫が交尾してた
見てはいけないものを見てしまった気がする
>>58011900
大分大丈夫なのか?
地震の震源が大分のほうへ移動してるって聞いたけど
>>58011158
あっさり見つかっちゃった
>>58011190
当面は西は避けた方がいいかも
>>58011364
どちらかと言えば「グチョン グチョン」の方が
>>58011417
いっぱい
>>58011464
そいつは俺じゃないけど
/a/と/jp/にどんな偏見を持っているんだ?
>>58011580
それ、持っていない人が約半数だから
>>58011604
兄さんだよ
>>58011729
何だよ?
>>58011819
鬼斬?
>>58011900
地震に備えて非常食には「お握り」
カラスミとか明太子とか、九州の飯は旨い
>>58011928
笑
ありがとう
>>58011974
You're a sad man mayuyu
All you ever do is try to make people feel insecure
I feel for you
>>58012050
>people
you're the only one fa͏m
the others are collateral damage
>>58012010
>鬼斬
お握り
>>58011900
鮭と味のり
>>58012050
>t. guy who constantly brags about his physique on an anonymous azerbaijani anal bleaching blog
>>58011988
割と大丈夫です。余震や地震は続いていますが、今のところの被害は少ないです。
ご心配、ありがとうございます。
>>58012129
Inferiority complex towards me?
I'm honored
>>58011858
>>58011900
Sara, I feel pity for American women because merican guys are creepy stalkers..
>>58012138
>brag
I simply inform people of this beautiful thing that I have shaped
It would be mean not to tb h
>>58012010
いつも思うんだけど、なんでそんな大量にレス返すの?義務感でも感じるの?
>>58011404
Yes, I am a Hawaii guy. It's better than other parts of America, I would still rather be in Japan though.
If someone tells me I'm autistic and i should seek help, are they being nice or being a jerk?
>>58012321
depends
>>58012134
ほほう
毎日おにぎりを食べるの?
>>58012206
What makes you say that?
>>58012134
明太子は嫌い?
>>58012154
おお、日本語の受応えも堂にいったな。
>>58012337
週に一回かな
>>58012346
餓死を選ぶほど
>>58012321
If they legit think you should seek help, it doesn't hurt to try it out. Assuming you can afford to. If you're therapy guy from earlier just go to a session or two and see what they say.
アルファベット表記の国の人達にとっては
ChinとChingは別モノなの?
自分のイメージだとngはチョット音を飲み込むような感じ
グーグルアースで朝鮮の地図を見ると
~ンって地名も~ngと~nの2パターンあるし
聞き分けてるのかなぁと
>>58012183
私はアニメを多年間で見るない
feels good mang
(I haven't watched anime in many years?)
見よ東海の空開けて
>>58012206
You might as well take "American" out of that sentence and the statement still stands.
>>58012508
内容分からずに反射で書いてんじゃネェ虫けら
>>58012452
全然違う
SonとSongで意味も発音も全く違うし
Please give me cute poster already
>>58012441
The same people who are saying this are the ones i just stole virtual video game assets from so I'm thinking that might color their perception of things.
>>58012408
なるほど
形はきれいにできるの?
>>58012452
>ngはチョット音を飲み込むような感じ
それは正しいと思いますよ
>>58012552
ああ、普通にsonとsongのような差が
他のパターンにも適用されるのか
ありがとう
>>58012337
American men are creepy.
>>58012518
I only hate American men. I think Bitish guys are kawaii
>>58012562
If someone is calling you an autist online it's always an insult. Though you may actually be an autist.
>>58012408
牛肉時雨なんかは、旨いぞ
って、具にするには高価だか
金沢なら、よいネタがあると思う。
http://www.kanazawaya.com/shop/product/41421/
>>58012585
沙羅は梅干しは食べられるようになったか?
>>58012452
This is how you speak 'Asian'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlVQ64g1XWs
>>58012541
パンツ屋といい、なんで友達のいない虫けらってどこの国でも同じような行動するんだろね
![[HorribleSubs] Bakuon!! - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.03_[2016.04.16_13.36.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MMFnPN3.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Bakuon!! - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_15.03_[2016.04.16_13.36.19].jpg")
>>58012585
きれいにできるけどすぐに崩れてしまうw
お米を洗いすぎるから
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
>>58012709
おお、ばくおん やんけ
>>58012736
米の洗い方は関係ないと思うぞ
![[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.42_[2014.10.26_21.19.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RWRV2Lf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.42_[2014.10.26_21.19.51].jpg")
>>58012755
>>58012755
エイラマオ
![[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.10_[2014.10.12_23.22.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kKm8OV1.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.10_[2014.10.12_23.22.46].jpg")
>>58012736
そっかーw
それでも羨ましい~
私が作ると真剣凸凹になっちまうw
>>58012616
Why do you think so?
>>58012709
>perhaps he is wondering why it's even more important to inspect a man before mounting him
>>58012784
絶対にあるよ
洗いすぎるとデンプンがなくなって粒がねばねばしない
そこで崩れやすい
>>58012452
私にとってChinとChingの別物はすとすうの別と同じです。
>>58012673
>open video
>see blond bitch
>turn off video
![[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.48_[2014.10.12_23.43.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pzQ30TK.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.48_[2014.10.12_23.43.38].jpg")
does this work?
揺れたぞ
Okay, I got a boner.
>>58012967
good lad
Good wank, good day.
>>58011337
高島ちさこってそいつと同じ臭いがする
>>58012622
I don't deny that i might be.
But if someone says something like:
>Both of these points aren't even really why I'm taking time out here to talk to you Paul. You're a swell dude, and you've got qualities that i'm sure people look for, but you need help. You say you have a job and are making cash, if you have a health insurance plan, check and see if it covers metal health care. You should see a counselor. I know mental health has a horrible stigma to it, and I'm not trying to say that you're mentally ill. What I'm saying is you should see someone.
I think they're just being an asshole.
>>58012873
こういう道具を使ってみな
小窓から旦那の好きな具を入れる
>>58012896
炊く前の米の澱粉は水に溶けない
力加減だな
金沢名物の具でウエンツに差し入れ
日本のテレビもゴミだな
![20160417203823395-172034[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/viOiTie.png "20160417203823395-172034[1].png")
>>58012931
気を付けて!
>>58012873
They only talk about women all day. Blame Japanese men or other country men because they are not popular in Japan.
おはようございます
>>58013103
今度は関東か
>>58012982
>私は日本にガーフレンドと(with my gf?)行きます
>日本人をファックたい
>Watch a historical drama "Sanad-maru"
>One character's name in it is "Kiri"
I miss Kiri.
She was definitely the best poster.
>>58013154
>playing world of tanks
>>58013154
I don't know siberian runes but looks fun
>>58013103
そういうの、地震来たの喜んでるみたいだから止めた方がいい
>>58013103
え?あれで震度1?
ちと異様に敏感になってるかも知れんな
>>58013103
Before you die, there's something I have to tell you, Sarah.
I loved you.
>地震来たの喜んでるみたい
いちゃもんも極まれり、だなww
どうかしてるよ
>>58013245
NNB > YY
this is a fact
>>58013081
水に溶けるという話じゃないよ
洗い水で粒の表面から流されてしまうと思う。
こうでないと洗い水何で濁るの?
>>58013193
>Wasted so much time on this shit
>>58013275
i like Aria desu.
>>58013165
>>58013245
今夜は
三者三葉→あんはぴ→くまみこ
だね
>>58013284
(研ぎ)水が濁るのは糠(ぬか)のため
>>58013171
小さかったので皆さん大丈夫でしょうが…
>>58013264
そうですか…
それでも油断しないように!
>>58013266
Th-thanks...
blimey
>I just realised when I go on my holiday to Japan I can post anti-Korean threads
:^)
>>58013311
currently watching that, though why aren't there any non-japanese people in terraformed mars?
>>58013354
糠の成分はほとんどデンプンじゃない?
>>58013354
なんと淫らな身体、彼女を妊婦にしたい
>>58013360
>Th-thanks...
・・・
>>58013443
糠=Bran
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bran
>>58013534
既にクマに孕まされています
>>58013266
>I loved you.
You don't love her any more?
>>58013154
>Chirno
>Ch
A for effort.
>I watch anime
jesus christ gas yourselves
I feel sorry for the japs who have to put up with the weebs that come to japan and are all like "I LOVE ANIME AND MANGA DESU XDDD"
>>58013534
>>>/a/140268750
post anime
>>58013624
> feel sorry for the japs who have to put up with the weebs that come to japan and are all like "I LOVE ANIME AND MANGA DESU XDDD"
There is literally nothing wrong with that
>>58012227
その基地外荒らしに触れないでくれください
おはようございます。
とてもうまくよめています。
そのちょうしで、がんばってください
Someone translate this for me please.
>>58013697
t. weeb studying in Japan
>>58013624
this desu
There is a fuck tonne more to Japan than cartoons of little girls
>>58013545
玄米を使っていてもパンツやの言っていることは違うよ。
お米を洗った後の水を煮詰めるとぬるぬるになるし、糠の成分もその下の部分のもほとんどデンプン。洗いすぎると流されてしまう
Why did the lewd images turn 2d
how to stop being a manchild ?
>>58013717
>what is google translate?
Recommend me good Japanese songs anons
>>58013804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZb9qRFyc8A
and >>58010236
>>58013717
Good morning.
You read it very well.
Keep it up.
>>58013360
熊本の阿蘇山が大地震以来小規模噴火を繰り返してるニュースは聞いた?
九州全土で東日本大震災以上の大惨事になる可能性もあるみたい
大事を取ってアメリカにいったん帰国した方がいいかもしれないね
>>58013804
night song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWisaRwZpug
>>58013866
Thank you!
>>58013656
マチさんは本当にアイヌ人ですか? 何か珍しい
>>58010530
/f/wsg/vg/aco/
>>58013735
MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN!
>>58013739
だからRice branを調べてごらん
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%B3%A0
玄米は、もともと粘り気が少ない
>>58013762
ええケツやのう
>>58013971
それについては先週の/a/話題だけど
一応、設定は東北の山奥ということになっている
>>58013804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkLuRFtuCc
>>58013772
>australian "banter"
I deal with enough of you trolls on /sp/
>>58013624
You people made weeaboos today this defensive!
Japanese people love weeaboos as they are!
>>58013887
>>58013857
日本の曲といえば軍歌だろ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXtkSQdnMmg
>>58013739
パンツ屋は日本語の説明にしてもそうだけど、毎回ネットで拾った情報を理解もせずに語ってるだけだから無視した方がいいよ
こういう人にひけらかすために即興で覚えた知識を「付け焼刃」という
>>58014164
気づいたらもう手遅れだったw
なんか恥ずかしい、自分が
Say I wanted to move to Japan and start a chain of British themed chip shops and pubs. Is this a good idea?
>>58013885
今の状況では旦那は簡単に仕事を休めませんし、旦那を捨てて一人で帰るわけにはいきませんので、もっと深刻な事情にならないと動きようがありません
>>58014094
>>58013887
>>58013857
>>58014126
thanks mates
>>58014231
パンツ屋なんて40年間生きてきて米ぬかの説明すらWikipediaに頼らないとできない大人だからね
義務教育すら全うしてないんじゃないかと思うw
>>58014317
煽りにマジレスww
nippon suki desu
九州旅行予定っていうフィンランド人がいたけど災難だな
今の時期は九州絶対に近づかないほうがいい
熊本県がボランティアも控えてと言ってるくらいだし
>>58014420
merci frero
中部地方が静かなのが逆に不穏
>>58014317
Before you die, could you tell me if those feet in the kotasu are yours or not?
>>58014420
Do you love nippon?
>>58014231
何を言っているんだか?
trollを相手にしないように
糠くらい日本人なら誰でも知ってるよ
説明が面倒だからwikiを見な
成分も書いているだろ
殆どが繊維質だよ
それより正しい米の研ぎ方(洗い方)を知っているか?
洗い過ぎは禁物なのは別の理由だよ
>>58014317
噴火した後じゃ飛行機も飛ばせないし、会社に相談してみた方がいいんじゃないかな・・・誰も沙羅が旦那を捨てて自国に帰ったなんて思う人いないよ
自分自身の身の安全を最優先に考えて
>>58014405
真面目に人を心配してるのに煽り扱い?
>>58014250
>hospitality businesses
>bars and restaurants
>in Japan
Every part of this idea screams "Noooo"
>>58014250
I'll be your business partner
>>58014465
haaaaaai
>>58014250
Already there are some British pubs run by the Brits. You need to bring cute Brit boy staffs like 1D.
そうなんですね
海を渡って曲が届くのは嬉しいもんですな
Translation pretty please!
how can other girls even compete
>>58014405
今日の発作か
. o O ( cute butts )
>>58014496
>真面目に人を心配してる
熊本にいるなら、そうだろうが大分だよ
普通に考えれば煽りで間違いないだろう
>>58014384
鰹節を知らなかったのは知ってたけど、米糠も知らなかったのかパンツ屋
絶対に日本人じゃないwww
>>58013804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRDc8E61Xo
>>58014497
Oi, don't get sarcy with me Ivan. [spoiler]Are you being sarcy?[/spoiler]
>>58014513
Really Sven? I'm guessing that Japs wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
>>58014535
Are they popular? I have nobody to to do it with me and I'm ugly desu, so do I stand no chance?
>>58014317
なんかいろいろ大変みたいね・・・
沙羅さん自然が好きで地方を選んだのに、その自然に牙を向かれるなんてどんな因果か・・・
>>58014519
>>58014496
>真面目に人を心配してる
( ´ ω ´ ) .｡oO(マンコ食べたい)
>>58014615
阿蘇山は熊本と大分の県境を成してるんだぞ・・・マジで何言ってんだ
死んで熊本応援してくださいってか?
何言ってんだこいつ
>>58014663
We can do Fika™ instead and you can serve your fish n chips™ in the evening
>>58014721
どうぞ
>>58013702
>>58014384
>>58014628
地震の時も必死に粘着していたなコイツ
>>58014405
草なんか生やして痛々しい
>>58014663
In Tokyo, yes. British pub and English tea room is a popular. We can drink ale there.
パンツ屋って日本人じゃないという事実をごまかすためにいつも必死にネットで集めた常識をここに堂々と振り回してんだよなww
>>58014663
No, hospitality is a shit industry, restaurants in general have high death rate, and restaurant/bar scene in Japan is known for high turnover
Hello.
I have a question.
Which sounds more natural;
>Whose is this T-shirt?
or
>Whose T-shirt is this?
Also can I say;
>Whose yellow T-shirt is this?
>>58014796
日本語もしくは頭がおかしいぞハゲ
「こいつら」な
>>58014454
That's one I'm taking to the grave.
>>58014496
それは分かっていますが、旦那とは絶対に離れたくありません。その時が来たら、二人で逃げます。ダメだったら二人で死ぬでしょう。結婚はそういうものです。
>>58014684
まあ、仕方がありません。何が起こるのか分かりませんので、その時に対応するしかないと思います。
>>58014873
あと韓国を叩けば日本人と思われると信じ込んでるね。登場時、このスレを荒らしまくった在米韓国人と一緒にここを荒らしまくって日本人から目を付けられたから。
>>58014785
Sounds good Sven. Are you being serious with me? Fish n Chips aren't the main idea though, the pub is.
>>58014828
Should I do it in a different city if there's already a market in Tokyo? I don't want to jump into and already saturated field. It could be a quaint little pub in a quaint little village.
>>58014907
Ivan I still can't tell.
>>58014912
Dare no kono t-shatsu desu ka?
Kono t-shatsu wa dare no desu ka?
Is any of that I said making sense?
Also
そうなんですね
海を渡って曲が届くのは嬉しいもんですな
please translate someone
>>58014921
嫌なら答えんでいいよ、プライベートな話だし。親や兄弟はアメリカにいる?いるなら一回連絡はしときな。もうしてるかもだけど。ニュース見てたら心配するだろうから。自分は親戚がアメリカにいて、9/11の時に心臓止まるかと思った。
>>58014999
北朝鮮系の在日なんかな
もしくは中国系
>>58014912
>>Whose T-shirt is this?
Sounds more natural to me but both are ok I think
>Also can I say;
>>Whose yellow T-shirt is this?
Yes
