Karen Kujou Edition
fuck your shit edition
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>tfw no 10/10 qtpie Goddess to worship
>tfw no 10/10 qtpie Goddess to taunt and humiliate me and use my nose as her personal asshole massager
>tfw no 10/10 qtpie Goddess to command me to jerk off then tell me I've been a good boy after I cum
;_;
;_;
;_;
Should I watch Karen mosaic?
me nowhere to be found
G H E double T and O
my heart ain't nothing but freezing cold
Are Jeremy
>>57658731
not enough feet :desu:
>>57658755
>new /brit/
*bites into some freshly made batch of fish 'n chips wrapped in grease stained newspaper*
≝
Just had a 3 (three) hour wank
GUREITO!
>>57658778
>only 60 tabs
Peon
>>57658772
Is this from another angry voice
>>57658801
>peon
excuse me?
I was quite impressed with it personally.
having a go
>>57658778
Wanking is sinful Anon..
>>57658778
N O N C E
Lads you know that kpop video where the nerdy looking gook is going out with some fit kqt, then the kpop group steals him. The one with the little wave
Literally real life desu. The qtiest k girls are going out with people that look like him
breakfast time I reckons
>kinmoza
>anime for people under burning hell
looks like its time for plan B lads
>>57658868
and it will never be you
what is the unicode char that you enter to blankpost
>>57658892
>tfw
>>57658907
you can't do it anymore you nube
>>57658888
BURNING LOVE DESS!
>>57658860
no u
>>57658866
Not fucking really.
>>57658718
>karen
Just spell AUTISM in capital letters
Drink each time Andre says “Hey ya” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
>mfw they say hey yea 8 times ina row
>>57658888
>for people under burning hell
What did he mean by this
>>57658907
Unicode Character 'AMERICAN FORESKIN' (U+9112001)
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>>57658970
drink every time Andre says "Alright"
>>57658970
B.O.B. is superior tbqh
https://youtu.be/zru2O4FD4qA
It's a beautiful country we live in desu lads
I AINT GONNA LIE I AINT GOTTA SIX PACK, I'VE GOT A BAD TEMPER AND A BASEBALL BAT
>>57658967
This version is better than yours. Please replace ASAP.
>>57658807
It's a quote from a Nazi party member that is often mis-attributed to Hitler
>>57659046
hmm
>>57659038
You get that out of this thread right now yank
I appreciate a well mixed bag of trail mix
Who is this semen demon
>anime edition
Why do these fucking lice only emerge in daylight normie hours?
>>57658558
kek
l-lewd
>>57659136
idk why its always gay anime 4 girls instead of masculine heterosexual anime
>>57659136
>6:45
>sunday
>Normie hours
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>57659080
If only we could be friends..
>>57659174
Normies are programmed to wake up at this time
>>57659235
>tfw parents who usualy awake at quarter to six are still asleep
time to finish my two pints of cider quickly
What should I do if sometimes my sound doesn't work for videos or flash ?
>>57659166
Araki, as a proper anglophile, knows every franchise needs a bit of cheeky homosexuality
>>57659293
Homosex for jokes is top tier comedy
gay played straight is shit
>>57659166
What should I do if sometimes my tummy makes noises and feels a tad weird ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/grime/comments/3uhh48/who_is_man/
FOY
>>57659343
*rubs your tummy*
t. honkers
>>57659280
What cider are you drinking?
Wish I'd gone with beer tonight, like I normally do
The wine I bought for myself is pretty shite
>>57659347
>he's still up
ALPHA
>>57659362
Strongow cloudy cider and dark fruit
>>57659359
>leaf
>>57659366
stayed up til 10am yesterday and slept all day
getting into bed now to watch fridays corrie
>>57659429
me on the right
>>57659436
I've been waking up at 7am the past two weeks, and now I've just stayed up till the time I usually wake up after a 10-11 hour sleep
sleeping pattern does a 24 hour flip every two weeks or so
well its not really a pattern as there's little correlation
>>57659445
>>57659429
>>57659522
>>57659469
apologies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9tX4eHztY&nohtml5=False
bitch from pakistan what up
>>57659543
when you sleeping tonight lad?
On the train back, falling asleep again ffs
>>57658731
I WANT
TO EAT
HER BUTTHOLE
AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I WANT TO SNIFF IT
I WANT TO LICK IT
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxPBu_vX9Q0&nohtml5=False drank to this music video 5 times over night (drank whever a bottle was in the shot)
>>57659565
probably around now desu, mum has just got up
night pal
what is happening the worm firm
>tfw filed a hundred job applications in the last two months
>one interview
>didn't get it
>>57659672
time to reevaluate your resume
@57659672
time to reevaluate your fucking life posting on /brit/ as a yank
>>57659672
>posted my cv online 2 months ago
>3 interviews next week
Lads haha
speak to me
>>57659664
night lad i'll join you soon
>tfw no evidence of me drinking cause i've hid it
>>57658731
>>57659644
you've got some serious autism
>>57659749
good luck la
>>57659755
go to bed
Business idea: work in a warehouse
>>57659822
thanks fa͏m
>>57659860
Good way to fuck up your back
>>57659860
Terrible idea, and for that reason I'm out.
>>57659926
you're such a cringeworthy person
you post too much and you don't even belong here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9g2szHsoz0&nohtml5=False
SAID WE TAKIN OVER
>>57659888
good luck looser
>>57659672
Resume is probably dolescum "I'm a dynamic motivated worker" tier
>>57659822
cant sleep im barnetted
>>57659993
>>good luck looser
got 3 stripes left fellas when do i nail one?
>>57660032
>barnetted
I don't know what this means. Sounds northern
>tfw wanna poo poo but constipated from alcohol
>>57660053
nail all 3 now
>i dislike dj khaled
>I was meant to do 3000 words this weekend but got distracted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXNO4AIDFRE
>>57660074
seems like a waste imo ill have 1
>>57660072
off me fuckin barnet kid
>>57660092
>>57660110
hit a nerve eh what ;^)
Would you racemix with a pooloo?
>>57660123
>ill have 1
moist man
>>57660123
This is more understandable for some reason.
>>57660136
>I cant do 3000 words
Really dont want to marry a bird I dont find attractive
I have enough contempt for myself, extending that to a spouse is too exhaustive a thought
>>57660165
good post
>good post
hey lads
i just got into an argument with me mate about wheter the queen has any role in the UK political system
he says she does, but i said that despite that, she is barely active in it
who is right
what the fuck does the queen do
or8 lids
>>57660161
couldnt do 1500
did 741, now on 2150 abouts
started off from around 1400
>xxPUSSYSLAYERxx !
>>57660241
Weekly meeting with the Prime Minister. No one knows what happens at them, but she at least has some influence. The other stuff is largely ceremonial.
>>57660241
mate she passes every law, and she's head of the UK military
>Weekly meeting with the Prime Minister. No one knows what happens at them
>>57660300
Rasheed
>>57660293
does she has the power of active voice at any given time?
>the power of active voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N3KaK1IpCU
impressive
>>57660214
It seems cruel to have kids do porn for you to get off to m7. I mean, I mean, think about how many of those kids then have problems later in life. I get that some of that might be down to how society automatically classifies this stuff as abuse, and the child as a victim. It can't help psychologically being told something terrible was done to you, but still, probably best not to do it. Just have a wank using your imagination or something?
>Ever noticed how the only part of america that has old castles, cathedrals etc are those who were inhabited by western europeans while the ones infested by britshits don't have any nice old architecture
NEW thread when?
>>57660375
this isn't true though
there are lots of Castles and forts in New England/Canada
>>57660360
Georgetown? Richmond, Virginia? New England colonial houses?
Your assertion is not remotely true.
>>57658718
hard drive is fucked lads. What I'm saddest about is that I'll lose my 5gb shitposting folder
good film
>>57660360
>anything built after 1485
>old
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36006158
>Former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has rejected an offer to coach Syria, according to his agent.
>In an email sent to Associated Press, Jorge Mendes said Mourinho told the Syrian FA that, "while he felt honoured to receive the invitation, he cannot at the moment accept it".
What a bloody racist
>back in the day halloween costumes were genuinely terrifying
I didn't know this
Very interesting, really scary too, I'm glad it's not so scary anymore.
>>57660603
I always wore spooky stuff, full on ghost costume haha
good night lads
see you in 10 hours
haha
all seriousness though lads what do we all do on halloween? we all leave out an empty bowl saying take 1 right? haha
So lads, what song would you want to see Karen twerk to?
>>57660771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrUDftDkH3E
>>57660691
I was talking about like 100 years ago haha
>>57660771
Perhaps something sombre and funereal, except she would't be twerking because it would be the cunt's funeral
told this cute girl i watch anime and she said "whats that" so i told her it was chinese cartoons and she told me to fuck off
night time > day time
>>57660804
>Jeremy Clarkson
>extreme right
As I am not a Briton, explain this one to me. Is it part of British banter to pretend other people are not doing banter, or is this lad so far gone that what appears to be satire to me is lefty irony-disguising-earnestness? Poe's law and all
want to shag an arab girl
that's like the holy grail
Death > Life
>>57660840
I'd like to see her dressed skimpily in an Outkast music video
>>57660944
Roses, definitely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4jx5VMw8M
>farted about 10 minutes ago
>can still smell the fart
>>57660924
afaik he's just considered a righty because he's made a few jokes that upset the 'progressive', he also just emanates 'conservative' from how he speaks in general. I think it's just a few small things combined.
>>57660979
need russia gf
poor people are so classcucked
>"I would do the same If I were as rich as Cameron!"
yet they never will be
What's it like hugging an English qt
>>57661048
richies out
go deposit another 10 grand into your isa
>>57661012
Silly thailad, I know Clarkson is just banter, I'm talking about the video man himself. Clarkson is what made me think this might be an example of Poe's Law. People with strong opinions on Clarkson tend to actually be the lefty blowhards, so I was wondering if this video is satire on an image, as I previously thought, or is a pastiche on what this jokeman thinks UKIP actually is and wants to discredit it in a roundabout way.
>>57661035
>>57660300
>Swedish 'people'
hmmm
>>57661072
>When you type a shitload and go to capitalise a 'W' but hit ctrl+w instead of shift+w.
I think he's just a Weird Al type, just making a funny song without too much emphasis on political view points. Both sides could enjoy this, if there's any intention otherwise it's meager at best since he's not actually trying to make any serious points.
El HatiANO Swede >>>/out/
>>57661048
FOLB
>>57660241
Countries with codified constitutions will NEVER understand
>4:30 AM
>snapchat from girl I wanna fug
ah yes
Had a shower and a shit
Was bloody filthy ngl
>>57661256
alri I get it, thanks Thailad, may you frequently see very dark-pigmented genitals and erogenous zones.
>>57661301
GTBNT
>>57661321
pizza mozzarella
Me forehead seems tave gained an extra few cm this morning
>>57661308
I could be wrong tbf, it's just what I get from it.
>may you frequently see very dark-pigmented genitals and erogenous zones.
y-you too..
>she's topless lying face down
jesus murphy
What a friendly bear!
It's cold and dark
>>57661371
proofs?
>>57661517
Are you turning Japanese yet la?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwcv4QJf_JE
sad songs for sad days lads
>>57661517
no, and she hasn't responded
she does this every night, sends me a random flirty snap at unreasonable hours and then I guess just goes back to sleep lmao
>>57661545
started instinctively bowing/nodding my head when I say thank you or accidentally bump into people or w/e
spent 5 hours today walking up and down the hilly bit in Nara
was pretty cool desu, all the shrines and stuff are so well preserved
>>57661591
fuck off autistic weeb
>>57661604
fuck off anime nonce
>>57661591
ahooo~ you'll go back to the UK acting all azn for a bit, I bet.
sounds nice
>>57661629
One thing I've noticed though, is that there is no fucking bins
Asked one of the people selling food for the deer if there was one near and she just gave me lip back
was pretty annoyed desu
Keep it down you rapscallions
>>57661722
It's the same here in a lot of areas, just got to keep shit in your pocket until you come across one or get home.
She sounds like she's stretching to take offense, "gaijin is criticisng our lack of bins!!" don't worry about it.
WHO TH FUK UP HIT DAT MF POST BUTTON
RIGHT, IF I SEE ANOTHER RUNT HE'S DONE
boipucci is soaking rn x
What's your score?
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/depression.aspx
>>57662111
Let me see x
>>57662126
this tbqh
Are Americans racist/sexist barbarians for not banning hate speech and gun rights?
>>57662232
got the same ngl
>>57662277
reee go to /cum/
>>57662301
Good lad
>>57662347
just a simple inquiry my friend
>>57658718
>3 hour old OP
What's up with /brit/ tonight?
>>57662398
It's the Sabbath.
>>57662427
Why aren't you at church then?
>>57662455
I'm a paki
>>57662455
brits are proud atheists unlike us religious american morons
>>57662496
We're not proud anything
Very few people here give a fuck about religion or the lack of religion
Interesting fact:
Most aquarium fish sleep but don't actually require sleep. As long as they're fed twice as much they can stay awake permanently.
Shrimp don't even have the capacity to sleep.
>>57662631
Not too unusual, house dogs don't need to sleep eighteen to twenty hours a day but do it anyways.
Took like 20 benzos last night lads.
Thinking of buying a Porsche 944
>>57662748
Thought of buying your mum but couldn't afford the freighter
want to sniff my fingers after they've been in a qt grill
>>57662699
What're those?
>>57662807
A benzodiazepine is a psychoactive drug whose core chemical structure is the fusion of a benzene ring and a diazepine ring
>>57662807
what are thooooooooose! haha
>>57662829
What's it do?
Why wont my Nexus 7 connect to my PC properly?
>>57662933
probably not the correct cable type, some only let you charge through it
>>57662970
works with my phone
>>57662933
My Nexus 7 randomly stopped connecting one day
Android shit slowly degenerates over time
>>57663013
might need to turn on a setting on your tablet?
>>57663030
I'll turn you on
So do you know what you have to fucking do?
Every time you connect a nexus 7 to a PC you need to go into the options and changing it from "Charge only over USB" to "Transfer files over USB"
Why the fuck would they make it do that? And why would they hide the setting?
Janny please ban this mong
Friend is actually watching hentai for the story, I think he's off his rocker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0lYM1VdUqA
why is aussie hip hop so good?
still so fucking hungover lads ffs
feeling a tad bent lads
>>57663146
why does he lean away from the camera
is he the yang to kev's yin?
>>57663296
Good lad
>>57663329
gosh lad
>Government desperately advertising teaching jobs on tv
>over 75% of teachers in the country would consider leaving their profession
Ah, yes, very impressive. Sign me up
TFW your thread doesn't get a single reply.
>>57663354
giz link
>>57663344
over 75% of teachers don't know how good they have it (probably because they haven't had another job )
>Some of my songs on my phone don't have album art
>The ones that do just have a jpg called "cover" in the folder
>Manually get the album cover and drop it in the folder naming it "cover"
>Wont show up as album art
What gives?
>Biological sex is a "social construct".
>If you're female you're female, even if you have a penis and testicles and were born male. YOU'RE FEMALE!
>It's fine if a transgender lies to you about their sex, you're the real bigot if you don't want
>>57663371
nvm i got 2 replies
>>57663444
all me
>>57663420
are you a cucc?
>>57663408
we're so far past this now. where have you been
>>57663537
that driver is a bully
>>57663420
felt a bit of blood rush to me penis and im not even gay haha
>>57663537
There's a gay Fake Taxi now?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3531852/Labour-councillor-20-suspended-claims-called-Hitler-greatest-man-history-latest-anti-Semitic-scandal-hit-Corbyn-s-party.html
>>57663589
Just real uber (because it's unregulated )
>>57663610
Ah, yes, importing millions of Muslims is always a great idea for Jews and Muslims to coexist
Very impressive
I just had the biggest shit ever. I thought my arse was going to split.
>>57663610
Hit the nail on the head about Ed.
>>57663627
Cabbie Internet Defence Force detected
>>57663622
nice try, guy
>>57663610
>Councilor
>20 years old
Ah, I see affirmative action is working well. A Councilor who is too young to have done anything in her life
>>57663610
>hitler is the greatest man to have lived
>doesn't realise mussies wouldn't have stood a fucking chance once all the Jews were wiped out
all this fitness is making my arse look sexy lads
I wanna squeeze it all the time
>>57663691
POST IT
