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中野梓
Malaysia
死ねにたい
sweden
スウェーデン イエス
>>57583058
She looks like one of them posh birds, so you can hope hope her parents and grandparents were speaking with the Boston Brahmin accent (which is a top tier accent for my ears) and it has rubbed off on her at least a little bit
>>57583043
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#Previous Thread >>57564868
>>57583043
おつ
今後はエレンベイカーさんが日本の嫁になる。
>>57583484
Considering that "Ellen Baker" sounds like someone out of the 1950s, you might be right there.
日本行きの転職現実味を帯びてきてwktkが止まらないでござる。
「坂本ですが」見た。坂本は俺のような奴。
>>57583187
なんで 梓
>>57583224
?
死ね+死にたい
心中か?
>>57583607
GIVE YOU THIS VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WhcH0kTCrc&nohtml5=False
>>57583940
ハゲは 最強
で、職は?
>>57583043
おつ
>>57584014
梓が大好き
>>57584203
大手税理士法人の移転価格部門でごわす。
>>57583607
>>57584203
クリリリーん
>>57584403
色々精液の鬼はあるのに、ただの英語先生を淫らな事をさせている
so many semen demons out there and yet you're making a simple english teacher do lewd things
>>57584810
fixed for you
他にもザーメンデーモンはいるのに、あなたはまだ、ただの英語の先生に淫らなことをさせているね。
>>57584403
ムラムラしてきたぜ
I think Japanese language learners tend to omit the subject of sentences too much... It makes sentences not understandable, so you'd better not to omit them unless you surely have a clue for it.
>>57585373
いつもありがとうございます
>日本人
>>57586044
yeah, this is typical Japanese student.
>>57586044
すごい
time for going to an airport.
I will make a barricade at arrival gates so that you gaijin can't enter my country.
>>57586044
Japanese school has so strict punishment for delay.
they sneakily coming to school.
>>57586044
These nips really take their education seriously.
>>57586771
よしタロウ、頼んだぞ
精液の鬼という呼び名はなかなか秀逸ではないか?
>>57586771
そして、その後では「ホワイトピッグゴーホーム」を叫ぶつもりですか?
Welp It looks like even the game is reminding me i'm a pirate
>>57586044
SASUKEかな
>>57586911
精液の鬼は精液の鬼だ
例えば、ベイカーさんは強い精液の鬼だ
>>57586903
まかしとけ。
>>57586911
淫魔でよくない?
>>57586985
ホワイトピッグ以外にも、ブラックピッグやサンドニガーピッグもお断りだ
![d89cf4f3db9a6b6743e12a5ef15e4f68[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IKSg1Mg.jpg "d89cf4f3db9a6b6743e12a5ef15e4f68[1].jpg")
>>57587265
うん淫魔がいい
>>57587255
それ血液なんだよなあ…
>>57587265
その意味にも関わらず一切の性的要素を排した職人的な響きというか強い感じに聞こえるのがいい
ポテトフライほしい
>>57587692
実際に食べたことあるの?
Have you ever eaten it in real life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ByEo8PU2pY
>>57588091
nope. i'd like to though
>>57588091
what's the difference between these and senbei (and maybe chinese rice crackers) though
>>57588312
ポテトフライ and せんべい are completely different thing. せんべい is a general noun for flat-disk shaped rice crackers. ポテトフライ is just a product name of low-price snacks. I think ポテトフライ is made of wheat.
>>57588624
ah, i see. do they have the same crunchy texture?
>>57588707
Yes, the both are crunchy. General せんべい is harder than ポテトフライ. I think ポテトフライis sold at your local Asian food store, isn't it?
>日本人の発音
ベイカーさんの仕事をより難しくしないでください。
please don't make Baker-san's job more difficult with your accent
>>57588989
No! Itto meikusu beika-san moa kyuto!
>>57588847
i don't think i've ever seen ポテトフライ. i always see asian rice crackers though. usually these chinese ones and the ones that have white frosty stuff on top.
>>57589155
>white frosty stuff on top.
Do you like it? If so, I'd really recommend you this. pic is related.
These are covered by white powder like your Chinese ones, and it's really tasty for me. Some people even declare that they can't live without this snack. It's known that addiction of this snack is almost the same with drugs.
When will Japan make great games again? I want another Gradius, not kawaiii uguu Cave/touhou shit.
>>57589357
yeah they're awesome. i find that any kind of of rice cracker is really addicting, so if i see this i'll make sure to check it out. thanks!
>>57588989
>baningu rabu
>>57589640
I personally think there is a problem with gamer side in Japan. Japanese people don't play video games than we used to do. People don't buy console games, so game companies won't invest to console video game market. As a result, a number of video games keeps getting decreased nowadays. Of course, there is a problem with company side as well.. I don't think Japan will make great games again in near future.
>>57589687
I heard that lots of Japanese are living in Canada, so there must be a Japanese food stores in Canada. I hope you will find Japanese snacks there.
今でも「どや」の意味がよく分からない
誰か私に説明してくれませんか?
>>57590071
smug
Ta-da
>>57590071
自信を込めて、何かを相手に見せている様子かな?
どや顔 one's face looks like he/she is proud of something
>>57590060
>I don't think Japan will make great games again in near future.
Well, at least you are still better than the rest of the world. That's at least something.
>>57590060
>Japanese food stores in Canada
we have some but they're too far from where i live and not really in places i like to go. the chinese stores usually carry japanese stuff, though, like calbee chips, kitkats, etc. and pic related.
>>57590288
Yes, our game market is still bigger than other countries, but still... It's getting smaller and smaller like our economy which was recently overtaken by China in GDP size.
This makes me sad.
>>57590071
>どや!
>どうや!
>どうだ!
that's probably not right but oh well
>>57590337
>ホワイトロリータ
That snack is famous in Japan, because when you visit your friend's house, his mom tends serve it to you. That snack is actually delicious somewhat, but I don't know the reason why all middle aged Japanese women are attracted to this snack so much...
>>57590195
>>57590241
>>57590429
なるほど、ありがとうございます
>>57590060
>Japanese people don't play video games than we used to do.
Japanese people don't play video games like we[/they] used to.
At least I assume that's what you meant. Did you translate from 昔のように?
>invest to console video game market
invest in the console [video] game market
>a number of video games keeps getting decreased nowadays.
a number of video game series keep dying nowadays
I assume you meant series, since we don't consider games that never even got finished dead. If you mean the community of the game that's another thing entirely in which case you can say that a game is dead.
>there is a problem with company side
there is a problem with the company side
>in near future
in the near future
>must be a Japanese food stores
must be Japanese food stores
Note: square brackets ([ ]) mean something is optional.
>>57590805
>I assume you meant
I think he means the number of games released each year has decreased in the last few years
>>57590608
>his mom tends serve it to you
that's some fancy trivia. would've guessed it had that kind of background tb.h
maybe they like it because of the packaging and name? they're also a cute size which women tend to like.
i've had them once. they're okay but too expensive compared to other similar things i could get here.
>>57590337
>food stores
>no book stores
Why the fuck?
>>57591233
Ah, you're probably right. I read it as keep getting deceased, haha. In that case that is the correct way to phrase it.
>>57591275
probably because there aren't enough weebs here
but there's actually one small local store here run by a japanese lady that mainly deals in old manga, other books and some anime goods. selection isn't that great though obviously
>>57590805
Are you the same guy in the Spanish/Portuguese thread, or do Hungarians just have an inclination towards this sort of thing?
Ohio
>>57591714
Washington
>>57591714
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
I'm going to Tokyo/Kyoto in a few months, will i be kidnapped for being blonde with blue eyes?
I also downloaded rosetta stone
>>57591562
Different Hungarian, maybe we just like discussing languages since ours is so unique.
In any case I'm just acting on a previous agreement we made to correct his English sentences, since he's here to learn to read/write better.
>>57591945
no, you'll be raped on the spot
>>57591945
no
everyone will be dead bcuz of the heat
>>57591997
>since ours is so unique.
Can you shortly describe it?
>>57591945
I also read that they don't allow foreigners in host clubs.
Will people try to scam me since I won't understand a lot of Japanese?
>>57591945
Are you celebrity?
>>57591945
are you a grill?
>>57592077
I also heard that Japanese women don't show a lot of skin. I am going in August, will people look at me weird if I wear short shorts and crop tops?
Are hot springs still fun in the summer? Or should I go to the beach instead?
I'm going for 3 weeks, so I'd love recommendations from people.
I currently want to:
Party in Tokyo
Arcades!
Sight see in Kyoto
Deer pet in Nara
Go to bunny island
Go to a beach town or hot spring
Eat ramen
Drink sake with business men
>>57591945
Nah, but you'll be eat by starved laborer who came from China.
>>57591997
>In any case I'm just acting on a previous agreement we made to correct his English sentences, since he's here to learn to read/write better.
That's pretty yasashii of you, anon.
>>57592427
depends
post butt
>>57591945
Tokyo/Kyoto are the most popular cities among foreigners
There are tons of foreigners
Do you think you are that special?
>>57592427
>Japanese women don't show a lot of skin
Fuck no, most girls wear a mini skirt here.
>>57592100
Most spoken in the Finno-Ugric language family, agglutinative (like Japanese), according to some sources the largest number (68%) of etymons, very logically constructed, no gender related non-sense.
It's actually hard to think of ways to describe it because I'm an intuitive learner and was always bad at grammar and related terms. If you have any concrete questions or examples you're interested in I'll gladly help out.
>>57592539
Best way to learn is teach.
So speaking of agglutinating, what's the longest nippish word you've contructed? I like starting with 食べる.
食べられたくなくなってしまったら?
What if you happened to not want to be eaten anymore?
>>57592687
Maybe you like owl cafe in Tokyo. There are various owls there.
What is the difference of weebs and people who like japan and like watching anime. Guess weebs believe all sides of Japan is superior than others or they living country.
>>57592427
>will people look at me weird if I wear short shorts and crop tops
Not really. I sometime think forigner women wear clothes I dont know where to look to just chat but that clothes you said is okay.
gugure
>>57592898
It must be 食べたいと思わなくなってしまったら?
I cant tell you where 思わなくなる come from but, it is natural way to say it.
>>57593336
>Guess weebs believe all sides of Japan is superior than others or they living country.
These are weebs. Basically Japan otaku.
>>57593550
チンカス
>>57593336
>Guess weebs believe all sides of Japan is superior than others or they living country.
Yeah, pretty much this.
>>57593634
Adding と and another verb kinda makes it not a single word anymore don't you think?
なる I considered an exception because it doesn't require と and changes the way the previous part is inflected.
Or did you mean that's how that English sentence would be more appropriately expressed? The form I wrote still makes sense though doesn't it?
>>57591945
I want to have a sex with you.
>>57593728
You must be going to be disappointed if you come japan, mate...
>>57593941
Well I dont speak English enough to teach Japanese. If no one respond about it, let me try it
>>57594297
I'm not the flag that asking for advice on their Japan trip, but why would I be disappointed?
>>57594008
I want to have a sex with you :3
歳納京子!!
>>57594297
I appreciate any attempts at it, so please continue Japanifying any gibberish I write.
>>57594625
なんと淫らな体
すみません、お父さん
https://youtu.be/gSc2XWufUPU
おめえっら・・・
おれ。
>>57591945
>will i be kidnapped for being blonde with blue eyes?
Yes
ですです
お~い、出てこ~い
>>57595369
the important thing is her grill
>>57595369
Ohayo gojaima〜su
ミーム大好き
>>57595530
かわいい
>>57595417
肛門を守る物を探してる途中だからちょっと待って
What do Japanese think about Meiji?
~'Dとロンドンが未だにわからないnewfag desu
>>57595579
俺が守ってやるぞ
とりあえず出て来よう
>>57595579
ここがあのrektと言う言葉の使い場所ですね。
What is nipponese's impression of someone who exclusively refers to themselves as この俺様? Any other personal pronouns seem insufficient tbqhwyf
>>57595621
8==D~
ホモ出没注意
ホモアンチは全員隠れゲイです
dame numeros duplicados si una chica esta interesada en mi en este momento
>>57596085
que lastima
si una chica ha estado interesada en mi alguna vez durante mi vida dame numeros dobles para confirmar
>>57596176
te fastidiaste
>>57595826
恋人があればいいのに。
>>57596417
恋人を作ればいいのに
>>57596417
頭がおかしい人に恋人ができてもすぐに別れちゃうんだよ。
>>57596453
>作れば
どういうこと?
>>57596638
like making friends.
"make" girl friends.
>>57596752
なるほど、ごめんこめん
no prob, it just coming virtual reality
dont thinking about how to make gf
俺たちは自由を手に入れるのだ
>>57595621
いつ始めたかは知らんが、使う時のパターンは単純だ。誰かが自分は女の子だと発表する時、「彼女」にLondon?と答える、つまりロンドンに住むのかと聞く。そんなはずがないともう明らかに知っていてもそう答えるのが笑いどころかな。
とそこに住んでいるかと聞くつもりで答える。
>>57596870
>とそこに住んでいるかと聞くつもりで答える。
This last line is left over from previous attempts.
>>57596870
おおー、ありがとう!
クリスマスケーキのように、からかう時に使えばいいってことね
難しい
>>57596992
>クリスマスケーキのように
I don't think you understood. (´・ω・｀)
>>57596992
>>57597051
How is クリスマスケーキ used in Japan? Is it a 2ch meme?
ああああぁ、夏だよね
>>57597335
アラブの春
>>57597310
ん?
i thought its 4chan meme.
結婚期を逃した女の人を意味する表現じゃなかったっけ
うちのおばまちゃんが、家の中で知らない男の人を見たって…。
だれなんだよ。
>>57597374
いやだよ
めんどくさい話題要らない
>>57597761
夜?何かを盗みに来たって言ってないか?
>>57597578
見た覚えないね。少しググるで調べて見て/a/で作られたようですね、そこにあまり行かないから多分見逃してしまった。
>>57597842
俺もあまりよくわかってないから大丈夫
てか日本と話してることあまり変わらないのが面白い
>>57597761
まずおばまちゃんが誰だよ。
>>57598132
>>57598132
まだやってないのに・・・今度こそ俺がカックとなったと言うわけか?
>>57598079
正直、私の言いたいことがちゃんと通じるのが驚きです。
Guten Morgen! Steck deine Hand in meine Muschi...!
why is japan so racist?
>>57598450
She looks Korean
おはようございます
イッツジョジョタイム
>>57598319
私はまだ、彼女がミームになった理由がよく分からない…
>>57597829
コピペだぞ
>>57598450
I am not racist, but I am rice-ish.
>>57598504
おはよう
朝は何を食べるの?
Hello? Japanese people? How can I become Kamen Rider?
>>57598614
(´・ω・｀)4ﾁｬﾝﾑｽﾞｶｼｲﾈ
>>57598583
Who is エレン先生?
>>57598633
何も食べない
お腹空いてないし、お金もかかる
>>57598633
モウセンゴケ
how are virgins treated in japan?
>>57598640
You need to get a Kamen Rider belt.
>>57598700
ミームになった英語の先生キャラクター
>>57598736
Being virgin is very normal these days.
>>57598640
First, you need your own kamen(mask) and motorbike.
>>57598781
But Drive didn't own a motorbike and he got to be a Kamen Rider.
>>57598640
>>57598774
y dont men want to get laid?
>>57598830
But I don't like W.
>>57598773
>通じなよもっとはっちり言ってもっとゆっくり
https://youtu.be/X403uwWbyzo
>>57598798
Then I suppose anything will do as long as you can ride it.
>>57598649
2chのコピペだぞ
RABU RAIBU
Hello? Japanese people? How can I become PreCure?
>>57598963
同人誌はもうあるんだよ。
さすが、日本。
>>57598984
Shave your legs.
Hello? overseas people? How can I get latina? How long am i passing this shittylife?
>>57599120
Hello? Japanese person? why would you copy me like that? my feelings are very hurt now.
>>57599120
you get latina by going to brazil and telling them you're japanese
お休みの時間だ
また明日
>>57599190
良い夢見てね
>>57599023
話題になって数日で作られるわけ無いだろ
ただの2chanかどっかの転載だよ
>>57599190
おやちゅみ
>>57599190
おやすみなさい
>>57599190
oyasumi
how are foreigners treated in japan?
>>57599345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xu6iVVRaIk
>>57599186
ok, i will watch pornhub
that land looks like so horrible.
>>57599186
>just telling them
Latina is not so easy……I think
>>57599438
good man. i will watch anime.
>>57599506
latinas like cute japanese boys like 熟女 milfs like shotas
i think. maybe.
パン
>>57599609
ワン
>>57599648
結果はパンコだ
ズートピアとかいうアメリカの警察の動物バージョンみたいなディズニーのcmが流れてるけど動物がアメリカ人を射殺しまくる感じの映画?
>>57599831
ズートピア見たことないがあのウサギやりたい
完全に寝落ち
>>57584345
あずにゃんが一杯
>>57584365
まねーゲームの主役だな
>>57595369
>>57595417
>>57595692
皮を被ったカワイイのなら
竹藪で次々に勃っているぜ
>>57597335
まだ早いっす
初夏は5月くらいから
>>57599648
>>57599656
>>57599687
パンち
>>57598405
okay, hihihi
>>57599687
That guy's forearm is massive.
>>57600143
for stroking his massive diddley
Rub Ribe
>>57600348
新田恵海は悪くない
>>57599890
アメリカの警官じゃなければ俺も素直に応援したい
>>57599831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBZr4ie2AE
動物が動物を射殺しまくるんじゃね
>>57600437
ホワイトピッグとウサギの違いを覚えなさい
>>57600390
元々、エロゲー声優を集めてラブライブが作られた
別に脱いでいても不思議ではない
と言うより、俺最初から似たのがいると思っていたけど
>>57598774
Yea, sex is disgusting... sticking my filthy pee rod into a woman, who is naked. Gross. Deep Into her wet bodily fluid lubricated womb shaft. It's warm, and slippery. Ugh all the bacteria. Unplesent. and BOOBS!
Lord jesus chrust... boobs, are always in the way! Those fatty, chest baby feeding pieces of shit. Fat fucking whores. Ugh. Absolutely disgusting. I hate when I get boobs in my face and mouth, those squishy,nipples rubbing all over. I dry heave thinking about it.
I would much prefer eating raw fucking fish filled with parasites on bland rice and playing with my 3D girlfriend on my Gameboy.
I think it's safe to say the Japanese have been replaced with androids. Shit just doesn't add up.
>>57600500
いくら可愛い動物でもあの制服を見ただけでゾッとする、あーこわいこわい
1番驚いたのは、マミさんの声優がタツヤと同じだったってこと。
>>57600611
Man I wanna marry a qt pure white gf...
>>57600769
how can you tell she's qt in the front
also what happened to kako
>>57600795
Uh....
You know how it is...
Kako is still my waifu, but white girls are just...
>>57600500
100% justified
何も考えず山登りたい
それか海行きたい
>>57600871
...yea. I know what you mean buddy.
>>57600979
自殺はやめろ
お前は将来がある
>>57601095
>>57601192
冷静に考えるんだ!!!
お前なんかが居なきゃ…うぅ…俺…
…俺‼……OTL
>>57600611
こういうのヨガパンツというのか?外歩くには卑猥すぎるだろ
もっと流行ればいいのに
>>57597761
認知症
本人は本気で言ってるから話を合わせてやれ
男は皆六尺で外出すべき
>>57601327
まぁ、外歩くのが趣味なだけなんだけどね
>>57601348
>外歩くのが趣味
4ちゃんにいるのに?
またまたー
>>57597761
ホワイトハウスに住んでるの?
>>57600390
ドーム2DAYSから1週間足らずやぞ
おれは新田恵海を信じるぞ
2chは大炎上してるけど
明日から、イベント目白押しだけど無事に終わるといいんだがバカなやつが事件起こしそうで怖いわ
>>57600500
america is way too takahiro country
they doing my nasty heartless joke harassment thing in real life and they are serious
i approve america as china/korea tier subhuman shithole
>>57601695
お疲れ様
>バカなやつが事件起こしそうで怖いわ
やっぱり怖いよね
しかしイベントは結局中止されなかったんだ
これからも無事で終わるといいな
>>57601942
good morning kanada kun
now,japan is 7:30am
what time in your countory
>>57602284
time to get a watch
>>57602284
a freckle past a hair
>>57602284
hello
>7:30am
see >>57602295
also it's 8pm
>>57601711
T-thanks.
>>57600611
How come she got up there without getting her shoes dirty?
>>57602597
with a helicopter....
>>57602597
two black men
>>57585675
In my native language (french), we have article for everything so the flow of action between objects is pretty clear. In Japanese, I feel like sometimes I am suppose to guess who is the subject. On the other hand, it sounds pretty dork if you keep saying 私は all the time.
hey takahiro, wanna spit roast veggie with me
Reminder to delete all your anime images.
I seriously feel a heavy weight fall off my shoulders with every image I remove from my computer.
>>57603244
who's gonna cum in her thirsty fuck holes while you are banned?
>>57603244
The anatomy looks pretty wrong.
>>57603326
i accept peru
his dick is small and veggie will not addict to his boring sex
はよう
元気?
>>57603504
time to get a watch
>>57603612
うん、そう
(>_<)
test
>>57603504
おはようじゃなたそ〜
