Phony Danny Zuko edition
Hello
foot fetish 2bh
Y U R I
U
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I
the collapse of the USSR was a mistake...
who /hodgetwins/ here
i just wanna take a nice hot bath with a cute girl or maybe a cute boy
>tfw I saw a police baton for $20 at the gun show and didn't buy it
totally should have gone for it ;_;
>wonders why he can't get a gf
Who /JUST/ here
brazil gril pls notice me
Iceland
>>>>>>>>/out/
just came to tracer
>>57554724
are they just plastic sticks or do they have something special?
>>57554739
I've kept a lid on all that. It doesn't help. I think people can tell you're hiding something
>tfw it snows in Spring
>>57554774
They're made of metal lad
>>57554705
>>57554743
who are those two between Liotta and macaulay culkin?
>>57554721
same
>>57554739
Probably because I can't talk to girls and live with my parents. Thank god I'm not a weeb on top of that.
>>57554814
Hayden Christendon from the prequil starwars and Casper van dien from Starship troopers
>>57554739
>be a pretty big weeaboo (anime, manga, LNs, idols)
>get a gf
>a few weeks later discover that she's kind of a weeaboo
>my normie game is so strong I can't let her know it's a common interest so we can't enjoy it together
was the vietnam war slightly gay?
>>57554853
Just b urself
>>57554870
it made SE easia gay
>>57554870
>sharing a bunk with another man
Nothing slightly about it.
>>57554724
Those things are cool. Are brass knuckles legal in America?
>>57554896
No.
>>57554870
All wars we lost were gay
>>57554887
>>57554885
nothing wrong with sweaty bros being bros together
>>57554714
Why was it a mistake?
God damn how the fuck am I supposed to go to college if I can't find a fucking job. I'll take anything, I'm willing to work, FUCK.
This would not be so difficult if Trump were in office.
>>57554896
uhh how can that be illegal?
>>57554907
I thought you had Freedoms
>>57554919
THIS ISS AS STRAGIYHT GENERAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ
>>57554871
I can't. Who am I even?
>>57554896
I don't know. I've never seen them at a gun show, where as I've witnessed you can buy literally anything pertaining to the concept of hurting people.
>>57554946
*if bernie was in office
there you go anon, all fixed
>>57554948
They are extremely illegal here.
>>57554954
this is straight
>>57554948
It's illegal here, fucko.
>>57554931
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/07/azerbaijan-armenia-nagorno-karabakh-patriotism-prevails-on-both-sides
>>57554896
I believe they aren't
>>57554969
There would not be affirmative action for cis white males unfortunately.
>40 posts in
>The only flags ITT are the eternal triangle
I love you all
I hope we can always be together no homo
>>57554985
no they're fucking not fucko
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_knuckles#Legality_and_distribution
>>57555027
Carrying them is forbidden, asshole. Are you gonna invite people to your house to fuck them up?
getting wasted tonight lads
>>57554985
It says it's legal in your cunt but you can't just walk around with them. America it depends on the state but here it's illegal and carries the same sentence as having an unregistered pistol. What the fuck.
>>57555013
thank you nbased muribro
>tfw /cum/ is too big to do a whole general meetup
>>57555013
eternal triangle, united under glorious leader
>He can't clock a lad with the ol metal fist in his country
really?
>>57555056
me too
>>57554896
in alabama, they are legal but you cant have them concealed. So make sure you wear them from your house to the fight
http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/alcode/13A/11/3/1/13A-11-53
I'D LIKE TO SETTLE DOWN BUT THEY WON'T LET ME
A FUGITIVE MUST BE A ROLLING STONE
Fun fact, Abraham lincolns bodyguards carried brass knuckles
>>57555091
Alabama rules
Power has been out for hours. I'm getting scared, guys.
Hold me
>>57555053
I may invite you
So i can finally beat the living shit out of you
>>57554669
some parts are interesting but then the rest is just hope you like spherical calculus
>>57555135
>>57555135
..pa..pa..ya..
..ma..n..go..
>when you spend 7 hours in a row on the computer and you feel dirty as complete shit
I need to take a shower
wish i was american
>>57555139
I'd like to see you try, cunt. I'll put you in the fucking ground.
>>57555156
mango is my hero
>>57555135
Hush little baby don't say a word
Anon's gonna buy you a futanari sex doll
Up above the world so high
Like a spaceship in the sky
>>57554987
So?
> tfw hung out with a homeless guy for an hour
What did you do today?
>>57555135
then how are you POSTING?
(got him boys!)
>>57555165
You know we love you
You're the least cucked in Northern Europe after all
>>57555135
*holds u*
its goin 2 b ok /cum.-chan
>>57555165
You can come over anytime :3
>>57555165
whys that?
>>57555198
Damn that's some shit character design.
>>57555168
fuck yeah i can
I fucking have tattoos on my arms
And i can do 2 push ups in 5 minutes
>>57555180
I remember our local newspaper once had an article that said "Local homeless man loses home"
He was some bum who opened the doors for people at CVS, turns out his brother was fairly rich as well in the end. Wonder if he's still opening that door
>>57555180
I've done that too senpai.
>>57555180
i smoked with weed with an 11 year old yesterday
who /CUTE BABY/ here?
>>57555211
just like ur mom
>>57555212
Oh yeah? I use 2 lb dumbbells every day. You're done, mate.
i'm so tired but I can't sleep until I complete this minimum amount of work I've laid out for myself
Just had a fap and now the tip of my dick burns like shit.
>>57555236
cute /cum/ bois
After all the memes I feel like buying one of these but probably tomorrow.
>>57555245
Fuck off, it's so blue it hurts my eyes.
>>57555180
I drank because I have no job
>>57555236
My mother told me when I was a baby and whenever she went grocery shopping or something there would be a lot of moms that would stop and just freak out about how cute I was.
I think she's lying through her fucking teeth but it still makes me feel good about myself.
>>57555216
I hope he's OK
>>57555222
It's fun. I think people forget they have stories and experiences.
>>57555225
Why?
>>57555250
>>57555267
>>57555259
this is you
>>57555264
just like ur moms vag
>>57555262
They're pretty gud
what happens here?
>>57555265
What kind of job do you want
>>57555165
Why?
>>57555275
>>57555283
Mormons, stoners, and buffalo
>>57555210
>>57555295
Better people
>>57555283
planes flying from relevant places to relevant places over your head
>>57555265
why are jews so good at business?
>>57555274
I want DRUGS
>>57555283
>Colorado
>Literally a square
What's going on here?
>>57555304
You guys brag about being one of the happiest countries on the planet, what gives?
>>57555283
Why is North dakota and south Dakota two different states? Why not just name one of the Dakotas something unique. Do they have a rivalry?
>>57555335
railroads Tbh
>>57555236
i am literally the cute baby
>>57555342
theyre too bored to have a rivalry
>>57555165
>>57555304
>a nordic wanting to be american
why why why???
your country is rather better
>>57555335
Nah, I ain't gonna do it
>>57555304
are you interested in a rural area or a big city?
>>57555342
they wuz vikingz n shiet. one day they are going to invade each other
>>57555304
i'll gay marry you and we can exchange citizenships
>>57555342
non meme answer was because of political parties and expected voting patterns I think
>>57555283
Some of those borders hurt my mine. Colorado, Wyoming, North Dakota, and Tennessee are A E S T H E T I C
Guys I think I did it.
Is this was being a normie feels like?
>>57555413
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>57555413
I think you did it too. So happy for you, anon.
>>57555413
you made it anon, 2016 is the year of the gf, make SURE SHE KNOWS it not just a friendly outting, make sure she understands you want to go balls deep. touch her
>>57555408
>north carolina is just an upside down virginia
moving to Louisiana. What am I in for?
>>57555413
>your first date with her will always be to see capeshit
>>57555413
MADMAN
>>57555434
Mississippi, but slightly better.
>>57555435
>capeshit
>not capekino
Disney shill pls go
>>57555434
Jolliest Southerners in America.
>>57555413
>first date
>going to the movies
not a very good plan 2bh
>>57555337
>>57555369
Oh it's great here, definitely
>>57555374
City
>>57555413
Good luck senpai.
>>57555413
Goodjob lad. I'm going on a date tomorrow too
>>57555434
a statistically lower standard of life by every measure
>>57555413
>gets asked on a date
>immediately says her roommates are gone
holy shit your in
>>57555413
I'm so lonely I want to die
>>57555530
how are you lad
>>57555530
You alright bud?
>>57555530
stop with the constant r9kposting, it's getting over the top
>>57555530
hey
>>57555413
AYY
>>57555530
Don't let in.
2016 is year of the gf.
>>57555413
>my roommates will be gone and I was looking for something to do
nigga
>>57555530
resist, change yourself, BE HAPPY YOU FUCK
all you need is to try
>>57555530
You have us
>>57555579
>its in /brit/
I'm so die I want to lonely
>that Canadian that won't stop making constant r9k whining feel threads
fucking stop, most of us here are in a similar boat anyway, you're not special.
>>57555556
>tfw i was one off of claiming that get for /cum/
>instead the redcoats got it
this is /r9k/ now
>>57555655
More Hetalia pls
Also where's Mexico? :(
>>57555540
Feeling lonely, though I plan on something tomorrow
>>57555543
Depends tbqh
>>57555544
>>57555645
B-but I'm not the one you're thinking of, I barely ever whine on /cum/ and I never start feel threads
The few times I did it I got banned and it was like 2 years ago
>>57555618
>>57555614
;___;
It's too cold even here in the South. Living north of Virginia must be truly hell
>>57555655
lesbian hetalia is better
All big gets are bad gets.
This is established correct? Unless one of us gets it
>>57555708
how is the east coast still covered in snow?
>>57555413
In there like swimwear.
>>57555703
what kind of something? Please don't off yourself and stay with us bro. We'll listen and feel with you, you don't have to feel alone.
i'm not sure i feel emotions the same way other people do
For /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsfhmE_twrg
>>57555792
u psycho m8?
>>57555801
Witch country is who?
>>57555756
No, I don't plan on offing myself, I just feel really lonely, because I don't have any friends and I just want snow to fuck off so I can spend more time outdoor. Also tomorrow I will go back to the convenience store next to my place because two days ago there was a new female cashier about my age and really cute and she seem interested in my hat, at least the writing on it and she was really sweet and cute and stuff and I was caught off guard because I was dressed like a peasant and stuff, so I plan on going back to buy a bottle of iced tea while wearing proper apparels.
>>57555837
US is driving, Canada is sitting shotgun, and Mexico is singing
>all these feels posts
>>57555848
we're your friends anon, we know those feels
and talk to the new cashier if she's a qt, see if it'll work out
>>57555801
Alan-US
Stu-Mexico
Canada-Phil
do you like goth girls /cum/?
>>57555869
You want to feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbwokYTj7sI
>>57555413
is this how you ask somebody out? literally just stating the question without any faggy emoticons or trying to act funny? Is this why shit just doesnt work out for me?
>>57555848
I don't know if you know this or not but people who work in retail, especially cashiers, are paid to be nice to you.
You should really go see a doctor.
>>57555818
i don't think so, it's mostly that i'm indifferent to most things. a lot of people that i've met independently all joke that i don't have emotions, i'm not just trying to be some edgelord. feels strange man
>>57555886
retro 2bh
>>57555886
>It's not the early 2000's anymore and Goths went extinct
>>57555413
>asking a tinder slut on a date and not just fucking her
>>57555908
Not really I do my fair share and try not to bother you guys here with it, I've seen this video before and it's a kick to the balls
>>57555943
MAMA TAKE THIS BADGE OFF A ME
>>57554671
>Grease edition
Good morning lads
>gothfags
>>57555914
just b urselph
>>57555884
T-thanks
>>57555915
>You should really go see a doctor.
The fuck is wrong with you.
Now I genuinely want to off myself.
Also no, most cashiers don't give a fuck about people.
t. I myself do a lot of cash register at my job during summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZgmj5ay5Bk
>>57555963
>>57555973
I've seen this too. Guys please dont watch this, you will not be happy I promise you
>>57555988
kek'd
>>57555968
literally nothing with qt goth girls tyvm
Already up way too fucking late... may as well listen to some music. Gonna regret it tommorow though
>>57555914
yes, she has to like you of course, wouldnt you say yes to a 10/10 if she asked you out like a retard? doesnt matter how you say, matters who says it
>>57555988
Ugh w-wrong address
>>57556006
>You can date the picture by the resolution and size.
JUST
>>57555998
no its great
>>57555914
its MUCH more difficult to pull off a funny fun loving guy who is likable romantically than to just ask in a normal deadpan way
>>57555973
Something about the pathetic guy is funny to me desu
>>57556023
Watched it again and started tearing a bit, fuck you
>>57555973
>its the snoopy insurance agency
every time
>>57556068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNyllXJEKY
>>57556103
You know its as simple as me not pressing the link, not gonna watch it
>>57555973
fuck im crying
>>57556103
i never want to feel this feel again
>>57555973
I wish I was half the man that guy is.
>>57556126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UenRigbXLH4
post more feels
i want to feel like ive never feeled before
>>57556223
please don't i'm in a heightened sense of feel and i will be in feel overdrive
NOTHING WITH DOGS AT LEAST
>>57556223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ
>>57556223
this
Take me higher
deploying antifeels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UshqPxqbk4E&nohtml5=False
>>57556103
my grandfather has alzheimer. His wife is forced to change his diapers and spoon feeds him while he just lays in a bed all day. I newborn baby can do more than him. I pray he dies every day
>>57556253
Good post
Fuck off feels posters
>>57556254
finish it.
>>57556241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4
>tfw you don't know what you'll do in your future
hold me
i just need a girl to tell me everything will be all right
>>57556281
Everything will be alright
t. not a girl
Proceed with caution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HJCYgDnfGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG440B3-7OU
>>57556299
>>57556241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byA3JAdqPQk
>>57555342
couple of reasons. there was a large population increase in dakota territory in the 1870s and it was decided that it'd be granted statehood, but a capital city couldn't be decided on since population centers were spread out by a few hundred miles
also the republican party wanted to increase their power in the senate
fun fact, the statehood admittance papers were shuffled so no one knows which one of us became a state first.
>>57556278
I've seen that one before and I was a mess at the end
>tfw share a surname with lots of black people from Louisiana
Hmmm interesting
>>57555365
I'll beat you up
>>57556334
fuck why did i click that
oh god
when he chokes up
>>57556253
haha
doggo
>>57556304
fuck you
>there is a grill ITT and she is vewy rude
stop
>>57556498
kys faggot haha :)
>>57556498
who is the gril
>>57556498
u suck
>>57556513
you mean you aren't a qt girl?
dick or gtfo
>>57556498
I almost can't deal with the idea of a girl posting on here
>>57556538
wh-what's gong on here
>>57556513
She is american and she is the one making fun of us and calling us out every nights
>>57556623
Why does she have to hurt us
We're in enough pain as it is
>>57556623
she shud b banished
>>57556623
you deserve it for being a fag
Canada is gay
>>57556669
are you the girl
>>57556689
yeah teehee buy me stuff pls
>>57556702
post feeeeeeeeeeeeeyt
>>57556707
foot fags will hang from trees
>>57556669
t. girl
>>57556707
hehehe you first silly boy ;) dont forget to buy me stuff haha
>>57556719
its a meme u dip
you were my greatest ally :(
>>57556689
>>57556623
There actually is a female poster here that likes to bully you guys, she's been here forever. She's actually really nice irl but on 4chan she's a villain
>>57556670
Where I can find Canada?
>>57556755
faggot
>>57556741
>I-it was,-I-i-i was j-just m-memeing guys!
Kys footfag
i have over 75 threads hidden right now
Why are girls so cute?
>tfw no bully gf
>>57556773
amen
>>57556771
Yes, you want a piece of me?
His Canadian r9k poster just needs to up and kill himself already. Sick of your shit, buddy.
>>57556793
gays aren't human
