/cum/ legal easter edition
Yuri
>>57458733
I should sleep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itUMek0zCm
How do I tell my boyfriend I'm gay?
Why is Kirino so perfect? Even after all these years she's still best girl.
>>57458776
sleep is for nerds
nth for Minnesota SD ships
>>57458777
rude
>>57458776
Come sleep with me >:3c
>>57458787
Does he keep trying to push mmf threesome?
Minnesota pussy is made for Canadian cock
>>57458818
>Hey faggot, heard you talking about fucking my neighbor, you're a sick fuck you know that?!!!!
What do you do?
Should girlfriend be also your friend
>>57458776
Do you work tomorrow?
If not there's no reason to sleep before 3 or 4 am.
>>57458798
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07CHs4O0xBi
>>57458845
Iowa pussy is also made for Canadian cock
>>57458794
SD or MN?
>>57458816
No he thinks I'm straight and dating him ironically because being gay is chic and trendy...but I might actually like him
>>57458790
valid point
What you guys think about it?
>Back in 2011, Bernie Sanders told the Senate that Panama was “a world leader when it comes to allowing large corporations and wealthy Americans to evade US taxes.”
http://www.wired.com/2016/04/bernie-sanders-panama-papers-told/
i took this picture today
>>57458917
Best state
>>57458887
>Implying Canadians are cool enough to fuck Iowans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s034o8fLmCRW
>>57458958
>>57458975
>>57458981
>>57458788
because she doesnt exist
>>57459004
>>57458961
So?
What the deal with it?
I can't tell if the southerner is real or not
>>57458917
Minnesota!
girls are digsgusting. Attentuonwhores, eat, shit
>>57458945
He is right 99% of the time.
>>57459023
that you can't take those pictures, only I can
>>57459036
word
>>57458974
>>57459032
SD here. This has to be the first time I've seen SD show up on here twice in two days.
>>57459012
North American brethren, would you ever consider re-planting roots in Europe? I'm gonna move to the whitest country in the world when this whole multiculti thing is through or even japan with my gf and have white kids in japan to save them from the destruction of the western world through degeneracy and race mixing. Also Australia if tony stops the boats.
>>57459051
And?
Why would I want to take them anyway?
Only white kid in the neighborhood went to the ER tonight buds. Something suddenly dropped him tonight, a few hours ago he was hanging out in my driveway while I changed oil listening to metal with me and playing with his beagle pup.
He hangs out and has pellet gun shooting contests with the neighborhood winos and I on occasion, we might have to go see him tomorrow. Bit worried 2bh, only kid worth a damn around here and his family is pretty fucked up so he hangs around us instead of the punkass kids that keep breaking into my car for the change in my ashtray. Mother dearest works in the ICU at the hospital he went to, maybe I'll bypass security and get his pup in to cheer him up or something.
>>57459073
Haha I'm here all week
And the next week
and the one after that
>sAAAVE MEEEE
>>57459103
that's sad, you think he got jumped?
>>57459091
it's important for me, it makes me feel superior to make people know that i can do some thing that they can't
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lO9jvEYrFw
>>57459136
do you take requests
>>57459136
>>57459125
there's no escape
>>57459125
>>57459170
Yeah there is, leave, just leave.
Whatd I miss, /cum/rades
>>57459136
upvoted
>>57459205
some minor memes and a feeble attempt to rally Maples to invade and occupy Minnesota
>>57459241
that happened yesterday too
Seems they really want to poke the bear
>>57459133
I literally can Fuck my cousin every time I want and she's hot.
Can you do that?
>>57459125
>NEVER OBSELETE
>>57459136
I'm gonna get sooooooooo many upvotes with this.
>>57459257
I'll poke your bear if you know what I mean :^)
zZzzzz
im tired! tell me a bedtime story /cum/-chan !!
>>57459280
b-but thats lewd
>>57459257
Was that the thread with steak advice?
>>57459261
is cousin fucking common in mx?
>>57459136
>that canadian that made angry vocaroos doesn't post anymore
>>57459132
Not sure
MS graffiti starts right around the corner, gonna get rowdy around here if they went after the neighborhood kid. Everybody likes him over here, don't know why anybody would want to hurt him.
>>57459306
the one before that, I think
>>57459261
n-no
>>57459285
So I was with my Finnish friend (born in America, but still) and we were talking, when his mom, from Finland, came in to serve us some tendies when I noticed a weird smell.
She was barefoot and I noticed her nails were yellow and had a weird color thing near the soles. When she left I asked my friend if his mom has some sort of infection or whatever, he told me that his mother follows this Finnish custom where they don't actually wash their feet directly and just let the soapy water at the bottom of the shower do the work as if that does anything,
So I have to ask, why are Finnish people so unhygienic with their feet?
>>57459285
One bright day while sleeping in the dark,
I awoke in the middle of a dream.
And as I slept, I was with my favorite
pet,
who had died the yesterday of long ago.
We romped and frolicked through the
fields of mice and rain,
taking for granted our time together,
our lives,
our pain.
Still we played and played,
until the very last day.
Pretending it was here to stay.
Wondering about the places we had never
been,
and where and why it had to end.
Even though the years have passed,
I still see my dog pounce, and jump through
the grass.
My love for my dog tomorrow will last longer
than today,
and I only dream,
we could go out and play.
The End
>>57459316
if he's likeable he probably didnt' get jumped then, esp if they have no reason to
hopefully it wasn't anything too serious and he isn't in danger
>>57459261
hawt
>>57458776
heh, your OC?
>>57459327
>>57459326
ZZzzzzzzzzzzz
>>57459392
:3 yee
>>57459310
No it isn't
>>57459261
Pls post pics of cousin.
better dead than red
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GnYZom4s6U
>>57459447
okay ty
>>57459411
Sleep tight.
>>57459464
I think you have that mixed up, friendo
>>57459285
Alright so this happened to me when I was younger in my teens, I lived in this really old house that my dad made additions to. I remember for years I would hear sounds at night, things like footsteps, creaks, and moaning, but I always assumed it was people in my family in the night. Sometimes I would see a shadowy figure around, but once again I assumed it was just something else, like my sleep deprived mind playing tricks on me. (I routinely stayed up until 2 or 3 a.m. playing video games). Anyways one night its like around 5 a.m. and im just about to get a glass of water before I go to bed, then I see this pale girl in a dress. At first I think its one of my sisters trying to scare me, so I try to call her out on it, but I got no response the woman just stared at me, then I reasoned that I just had to go to bed, because im seeing things. then she opened her mouth and let out a blood curdling scream, I was completely paralyzed with fear, then she approached me slowly, then she grabbed my arm and started pulling at me. At this point I dont even know what happened, whether it was pure animal instinct, or I was just a sexually deprived teenage boy. But I grabbed her and tore off her long dress and inserted myself in her. I dont even know how I maintained an erection, she felt as cold as ice but I kept going. She let me I dont think the spirit or whatever she was expected this. When I was done she looked at me with the saddest and most broken face ive ever seen in my life, then she vanished. to this day whenever I visit my home I think he still hear her, but instead the sound of footsteps, and the creaking of wood, I hear a soft crying, but the strangest thing is whenever I hear that tortured cry, my penis tingles in excitement. tL;DR: I raped a ghost.
>>57459522
good night friendo
>>57459522
Sleep tight
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aPhWRxNELS
>>57459522
maybe we'll get lucky and you'll die in your sleep
>>57459522
Why isn't he crying?
>>57459522
night
>>57458733
So, american use their "laws" to block concurrent goods? Nothing new. You have the FREE MARKET, huh.
>>57459569
>>57459573
You sorry bastards
fuck anymore studying for the night, time for video games. Taking requests for names
>>57458975
DON'T DO IT NANBU-SAN!
he will use the FINAL FLASH...TWICE
I chose cruz today :^)
>>57458763
Yes, Easter.
Almost out of weed lads
Gonna have to buy more tomorrow
>>57459599
Alberto barbosa, of course
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19t1wMRCzhg
>>57459599
HMSC Comfy
I think my doggy of 12 years may die soon. hes moving a lot slower than he used to and he only lets me touch him
How do animefags manage to be more cancerous than sonicfags/bronies/etc
What's /cum/'s favorite CCR song?
Hard mode: No "It Ain't Me"
>>57459679
you guys are trying too hard now
>>57459694
:(
I'm sorry to hear that, 12 years is a long time for doggies, depending on the breed
make the most out of the time you get with him
>>57459722
either Ramble Tramble or Up around the Bend
Cosmo's Factory is GOAT CCR
>>57459722
I like grapevine because it's so long.
I like to call in radio request shows to request 10 minutes songs so other people cant get their requests in. It helps if you say something funny to the dj so they can play you requesting it on air.
>>57459694
dont post webms like that please
>>57459677
named
>>57459680
will be the name of my flagship, thx
>>57459695
Sonicfags/bronies are artists by nature
Animeposters are autistic by choice
>>57459599
Game name?
>>57459722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fUsGGsVtQN
>>57459722
that's a tough one, but I've got to go with vietnam man
>>57459759
>artists
Meant to type autists but you get the idea
So one of my classmates/friends found out I post on 4chan purely by going through my music library on my laptop. He straight up asked if I post on /mu/
>>57459694
Oh man, my dog is turning 12 this year as well but he seems perfectly healthy other than a scratch on his tummy. Hope you have a bit longer time with your pupper
>>57459766
Really?
I'll make sure to get it right next time for sure!
>>57459801
that's what you get for listening to death grips and neutral milk hotel you pleb
Watching the digimon movie. Matt and TK have blonde hair/blue eyes because they're 1/4th French lmao.
>>57459801
>listening to memes
It will get you caught senpaitachi
>>57459763
Starsector. 2bh i've shilled the game here a few times in the past but it's a personal favourite of mine. Development of the game is slow but it's only 15 dollarydoos so I'd say it's worth it
>>57459823
I used to watch that movie a lot as a kid, remember renting it from blockbuster
>>57459821
Both are unironically very good though
>>57459833
I listen to way more than just memes
>>57459823
ITS BEEN
>>57459838
Neat, looked like a game I would like.
>>57459861
ONE WEEK
>>57459895
SINCE YOU LOOOKED AT ME
>>57459895
SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
>>57459865
yee, most people describe it as Mount & Blade in space but with 2d space combat
>>57459915
Never actually played Mount & Blade, been on my list for a while though.
>>57459909
>>57459913
COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID I'M ANGRY
>>57459858
What is special about neutral milk hotel?
>>57459956
its pretty good Folk rock with some neat songs to sing along to
Ferris Wheel on Fire is an underrated gem
>George Mason University to rename Antonin Scalia School of Law to Antonin Scalia Law School because the previous acronym was ASSoL or ASS
>>57460002
That must really chap some liberal asses if he really has a school named after him.
>>57460002
I'll fuck your assol, fuckboy.
>>57460002
This is fucking perfect.
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAES6w_rP5o
>>57460145
https://elefantrecords.bandcamp.com/album/and-all-the-ships-at-sea
From a thread on /mu/. neat stuff
>>57460145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tqJVQsmjms
>>57460145
>playback on other websites has been disabled for this video
When did this start happening?
>>57460255
a while ago. I've had it happen for at least the last year or so
>>57459599
give us your cd-key lad
Why do people on here get triggered when you say you're smart but lazy?
That's literally what I am. I got As and Bs in all my classes even though I literally never studied and sometimes tuned out during class
The only class I got a bad grade in was math, because I literally never paid attention in class, I never did the homework except for the few times where I copied it off the person next to me, and I guessed on every question on every test and quiz, though sometimes I resorted to cheating and asking this smart girl in front of me
Since the final was multiple choice, I managed to pass it by reverse engineering a good deal of the questions (plugging the answers into the question until something works)
I did this for two different math classes, I got an 80% on one of the finals and like a 60% or 70% on the other
I passed both classes with a D, and it turned out I didn't even need to take the second one because I passed the AQT (Algebra Qualifying Test) in 8th grade which gave an algebra credit for high school, which ultimately meant that I only needed 3 years of math and I was on my fourth
Also I got a 26 on the AQT for those of you that know what that is, which put me in the top 20% of the entire USA
But for reference I dropped out of Uni last week because I was too lazy to do any of the assignments
Also about the AQT thing, they offered me AQT training classes (the requirement for getting this offer is a 3.0 GPA minimum, which I barely had though to be fair my math class was bringing me down a lot) and I went to some of them but got bored eventually and stopped showing up
Still scored higher than all my friends, even those who took the class all the way through.
Anyway, pic related, figuratively literally me
>>57460377
cause if you were actually smart you'd put it to good use
Overthinking things is the fucking worst.
Who else is tortured by this, especially at night when you reevaluate the day? Living nightmare
>>57460377
>>57460145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmvPeiJZ9io
>>57460377
Whoops comment forgot to type, kys
>>57460447
if you don't do anything during the day you won't have anything to reevaluate
>>57460400
But I am putting it to good use
I'm utilizing my assets in the most optimized way possible
See, I dropped out of Uni because I plan on going to Community College, or not it doesn't really matter because I'm gonna take a year off school and then I'm gonna go into the Police Academy when I'm 21 so I can have a career without having to get higher education
Might even join the army in the meantime but I think a skin condition might disqualify me
I figure that's pretty smart of me to do
>>57460481
Go to sleep SD it's late
>>57460447
I reevaluate my entire life at night everynight
>>57460547
Do you evaluate the possibility of not being a stupid weeb anymore?
>>57460145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ioNQoAPc8
>>57460574
no
>>57460542
but it's an hour later for you, so you should go to sleep first
>>57460598
great band. haven't listened to em in a fews, but was actually thinking about them ranomly today.
>>57460547
Do you over scrutinize little things that happen to you though? Often I describe the situations to others and they dont see it the same why I do. So I wonder if I am being overcritical and they are looking more simply and logically
HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE?
>>57460145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_rfGBwamc
>>57460633
It's actually 2 hours later for me but I'm a big boy in Uni so I get to stay up while you are a growing boy and need your beauty sleep. Also my night time posts are not for your eyes, get some rest
>>57460705
one of my favorite songs by PF
>>57460662
I still scrutinize small things that happened years ago desu
I was just thinking about an awkward exchange I had at a gas station 5 years ago a few days ago actually
>>57460705
Makes me wanna listen to that
>>57460717
but I'm in the central time zone. do you have me confused with that rapid city scum?
>>57460774
Oh, I didnt realize that you guys weren't mountain time zone. Still you should probably rest, better than being a zombie in the morning
>>57460761
Bur do you over analyze things in simple daily conversations? I feel like there are two groups of people who either take them logically at face value or try dissecting them at every level out of anxiety
>>57460145
bit of a normie night desu sori lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMJ6Sy2ph4
>>57460885
>Bur do you over analyze things in simple daily conversations?
I used to but I don't have daily conversations to analyze anymore
>>57460934
Eh, in a way that isnt all too bad because you dont have to deal with the anxiety of it.
I cant decide what to watch
>>57461046
Seinfeld
is this whiny baby power hour
>>57461046
space ghost coast to coast
>25
>there are 15 year olds having sex as I type this
>there are people born after me that lost their virginity younger than me and before me
>>57461046
mean girls
>>57461046
KOTH or Shlomofeld
>>57461060
>>57461076
need a tiebreaker here
>>57461094
tempting but I want to go to bed soon, and I cant fap along with it while my roomies are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsNClPALy4
Goodnight /cum/
>>57461123
You dont have a preference?
>>57461131
Gn
Why did I never learn about the Armenian Genocide in school when it seems like such a big deal? It's been compared to the Holocaust in terms of loss of life yet there's no mention of it in any textbooks.
It's not because the perpetrators were Muslim, is it?
>>57461046
Simpsons
>>57461161
Our education is shite of the highest order. I never learned about Muslim occupation of Spain, Japanese war crimes, or the Barbary wars.
>>57461131
thanks for reminding me to cuddle with my pillows. Goodnight
>>57461161
I learned about the Armenian Genocide in 8th grade, but then again i live in California
>>57461194
Where did you go to school? We learned about all three of these things
>>57461224
T-The South
>>57459326
Normally feet don't become smelly unless you sweat a lot if you just shower everyday. How do you americans clean your feet then? Also, if for some reason just a shower is not enough most people would do something else too.
>>57461194
I didn't either
The closest thing we got to any of that was a brief mention of the Manchuria Incident
Recommend me some dank YouTube videos to watch
what the fucking hell is the five nights at freddy's community? Is this shit seriously real? Why. Fanfictions? Deviantart? The Living tombstone songs? What the shit I just remember it being some game that gets old very fast
>>57461234
Hmmm I went to school in NY, I'm guessing most of your history classes were devoted to the war of northern aggression?
>>57461131
I just finished watching s2 of that a little bit ago
p good desu
sleep tight dude
>>57461298
kek no. I don't think anyone here actually teaches it like that.
>>57461297
There's like four games I the series that play pretty much exactly the same and they were all released within the span of one year
>>57461286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw
>>57461336
Oh, that's how they do it here, sorry for violating your right of succession
>>57461286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUXqGSxWpx4
>>57461355
secession*
bleh my grammar error actually pissed me off
Why do Canada ban lolis? Do you hate lolis?
am i the only one that thinks the aussie easter spamming is some of the funniest shit that gets posted on this board?
>>57461393
nah it's hilarious even just to look at
>>57461393
I dont think its funny but it's kinda cute and it doesnt bother me
Who /Islam/ here?
>>57458733
>Because assembling little toys out of parts is oh-so-hard
>>57461356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
>>57461478
Allah my love
*plays sik Led Zepellin riff*
>""""""""United""""""" States
>has borders
W E W
Ok, maybe time for bed then, goodnight
>>57461736
sweet dreams
>>57461790
Thanks ohio, get some good sleep yourself soon
hello /cum/
>>57461903
mexico what happened to your eagle?
>>57461920
it flew
>>57462004
wow
>>57461903
Bonjour
boring people are the worst
Interesting people are the worst
>Australia going all out on /int/ while 98% of American posters are asleep
>>57462652
This is why I'm glad the British have a similar time zone to ours
they are less cancerous than aussies
Swede is shitting on /brit/ thread
I've been crying for almost an hour /cum/. I shouldn't even be up now but I felt so horrible. maybe tomorrow will be better.
Yanks what is 2120 like as an SAT score?
>>57465033
lmao
>>57465956
Thats a really good score
I only got 1900 when I took it
Morning everyone
>>57468712
still tired desu
Reminder that Canada would be better under Icelandic rule.
>>57470824
YOU AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57470953
There is literally no flaw with this map
Join us for better governance
>>57465033
Everything will be alright anon
>snow in april
who /elongatedcomfyweather/ here?
>>57472115
>not having snow in April
What is this, Tenerife?
>>57472243
>iceland
GET >>>/out/ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>57470824
>Everywhere you go there is an icelander saying he owns your country
O lord, spare us from the wrath of the Northmen
>>57472115
>one day of snow (less than an inch) per year
Georgia is hell.
>>57471093
>join us for better governance
>PM just resigned over scandal
>>57472651
that's why they need canada
>>57458733
>the point of a Kinder egg is the surprise not the chocolate
>not counting time expended within the cost
You americans are weirdos.
I really wish i had a gf
>>57472954
Yeah I wish I had a gf(good food) like sushi as well right now
>>57470824
Viking fucking shits, THAT THERE'S OUR LAND
Ded
>>57475517
have bullets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYlEBID34g
>find great job opportunity
>fit all the requirements
>get hyped up thinking this is going to be great
>deadline to apply was in March
>>57460510
The police and military are for retards. Unless you went to west point or have friends in the military you'll never get anywhere. Similarly you'll probably be a cop on the beat forever.
>>57472954
anime tier cuteness
>>57475718
>new job ad opens up
>meet most of the requirements
>it's a rare drop off in person kind of application
>"we actually aren't hiring right now, we're just taking resumes in case of some openings"
>>57472651
>Implying no PM isn't still better than جوستين "WEED" Trudeau
>>57472276
>Vínland hating on his betters
How are those 50,000 refugees doing?
>>57472499
We found it first mate, finders keepers
eyes drier than a desert desu
I give up
>>57476446
K, see you on the other side
of the wall
I give up
>>57476062
iceland just fucking wrecking canada over here
oh lawd
>>57458794
I like MN, I live 5 mins from it.
I give up
>>57476570
What's wrong m8
