Culture Pals: Qt got deported edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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/balt/
>>57326610
maki is a slut
My old qt got arrested and deported, and her life is basically over.
But i still love her
Bump holy fuck
You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is really the end.
Please, someone post in my thread
Harem life is hard life brosefs. Not at all like my animus
>>57332419
Where are your girls from?
It's over
Is WeSpeke better?
>>57334609
Never heard of it. How does it differ?
we ded m8s ;_;
Alright which of you did this.
>>57335222
that would be me
>>57335796
Nice photo :)
>>57335796
Nice photo
>>57335796
I sent it to him on interpals ahahahahhahahhahah look at him respond to me hahahhahahahhah we're such epic trolls guise
im so done with this website
>>57335796
Nice photo :)
Old qt and I are talking again after several months.
Not sure what the hell is going on
>>57334758
It seems more interactive and one-on-one...
Looks less casual.. but I don't know about it that much...
>>57337783
His lap looks so inviting and warm. You sure you don't want him?
>>57337420
That was literally the point of these threads when they were first created. They were troll threads
>>57338525
you can have him
youre closer anyways
>>57338592
They were troll threads until people started getting feels.
Then it all went downhill from there.
So, some very crazy happenings happened to my old qt, and now we're talking again.
It's been a crazy ride
>Qt got deported edition
Story time
>>57327166
How? lmao
Hi guys.
>>57340345
>talked to qt for a year
>visit her in person
>she ends it with me
>3-4 months go by, we don't message
>she messages me out of the blue to say sorry
>start talking to her just to see how she's been
>says she's not okay
>she finally opens up
>totaled bosses car on highway
>DUI
>arrested
>went to hospital
>deported
>missed court date because deported
>can't come back to USA because warrant
>back in her country
>parents kick her out
But we're talking again, that's good news, right?
>>57341118
Maybe she's just using you for emotional support. Why did you stop communication after you met?
>>57341118
why would you want to talk to a deadbeat like her
That feel when you sense that your QT is slowly starting to lose interest in you. Yet there really isn't shit you can do about it. Maybe my senses are wrong, but it just seems like thats happening
>>57338973
No. He's made for YOU!
Ugly chink wants me to date her when she comes to america. What do?
>>57341118
Dumb bitch got what she deserved.
>But we're talking again, that's good news, right?
No, she clearly wants something from you.
She said all the happenings opened her eyes to a lot of things, one of them was how bad she felt she acted when we were together. Which is strange because I didn't think she acted bad at all.
>>57341232
She's not a deadbeat, she just made one very horrible decision to drive that night and almost died because of it.
>>57335222
That'd be me
>>57341934
pls respond
>>57341934
>>57342334
Tell her you'd rather stay friends and that you don't feel like you're ready for a relationship or something. Friendzone her.
>>57341934
If she's ugly, then why bother?
>>57342015
Like I said, she just wanted to apologize. I was the one that kept talking to her.
>>57341934
post picture
>>57341934
Fuck her in the ass
>>57326591
I have enough in my bank account. Should I visit my qt?
>>57344349
Where is she from, how long have you been talking to her?
>>57344657
Portugal (poor, but not muh green card poor, plus she's a physics student so it's not like she's a gold digger), since June of 2015. Neither of us even have accounts on Interpals anymore, we mostly talk on Facebook.
>>57344906
nothing wrong with going. But I'd advise make a "oh shit" plan incase you get ditched. Like actually have a interest in Portugal so if she does back out, you can still find things to do and explore so your money isn't wasted.
>>57345130
My internet best friend is Portuguese (gonna visit him too), plus her village has this 12th century castle and some beaches nearby. And I was planning rail trips up to Coimbra and stuff.
I'm a bit of a Portuboo so there's a ton to see/do for me over there.
>>57345248
then I say go for it anon.
I wish I could trade my art talent with money, drawing qts is nice but being able to visit the ones that have interest on me would be even better.
>>57346302
you can draw QTs? Any examples you will share?
>>57346302
Post pics of drawings
>>57346565
Pic related is the first and only qt I met in person in my last trip to Germany.
>tfw I can't remember where I saved my /haikupals/ image. Anyone got the screengrab? Pls post
>>57347687
Fugg, I just checked and saw I didn't save it
A certain French anon has it though
>>57346900
That's pretty good.
Can you draw /AnnaChu?
I've been thinking about using this site for the language exchange thingy, but how the fuck would that work? I really have no idea how would I start. Am I supposed to just reach someone and go full "ooga booga teach me your language"? Do you guys have any experience with this?
>>57348002
Blondes are my favorite since I dont need to work hard on the hair desu. I think she would be a good model.
>>57348026
I don't use it for language like "TEACH ME YOUR LANGUAGE" but I do use it to practise languages that I'm learning elsewhere. Random folks on the Internet cannot teach you important stuff like grammar but they're excellent for improving your vocabulary and confidence speaking.
>>57348146
Draw AnnaChu! :D
what's a good opening flirty line lads
>>57348002
>online a year ago
Is she your waifu or something that you still care about her?
>>57348551
I only draw girls I like/know though.
>>57348684
She and ParadiseCircus both lurked here
>>57348646
Damn girl, are you Muslim? Because you just blew me away
>>57348731
You should draw /cp/ posters dumb enough to share their profiles
>>57348684
Her picture is popular on /trv/
>>57348812
If it's a cute girl no problem, I don't draw men.
Tomboys are fine though, pic related.
>>57348778
fuck it, might as well; thank you ameribro
PS nice palis x
>>57348924
I got a mediocre bj from pic related from that exact line.
PS, /b/ told me to say it to her
>>57349047
n o i c e
it's quite a shame really because i'm usually good at talking to qt grills irl, just i'm not good at doing it online
>>57349230
Or, you could ask her how the weather is. This is the first message I sent the QT who I've been good friends with for the past 7 months
"Hi ****I'm *****! Hows the weather over there in *******? Its starting to get a bit cool here in near the Washington DC! :)
>>57349047
>mediocre bj
That sucks bro. My qt gave me a bj when I visited her and it was the single best feeling thing I've experienced in my life. Better than her vagina
>>57349387
I don't recommend talking about weather as first message, it's as bad as "Hi, how r u?"
You can succeed but it's mainly because you're good looking or something.
>>57349387
>>57349462
You can if you know how to pull it off. You can literally say anything and have it work if you do it right
>>57349436
Oh that girl in the pic wasn't a foreign QT. she was a Tinder slut
>>57349605
Either way, there are few things in this world better than a well performed blow job
>>57349508
But the idea is to have a good first impression and not say something mediocre and make it into a good conversation.
Pretty much the best idea is to write a little bit more, like 2-3 lines and say something funny.
My best friends I made after they sent me pretty nice long messages, the ones that start with "Hi" I know that will lead into this:
>>57349436
she must be just a bad ass lay then or you're just a motherfuckin'faggot. i know my man loves my pussy a lot more than my fucking mouth for sure, and i give good ass head too.
fucking faggots here i swear. may7be i just got that superwoman pussy tho
>>57349651
I've never experienced that.
I've never came from sex or bjs before, ever.
>>57349810
I've never cummed from sex, because all the times I did it I didn't wear a condom and she wouldn't let me cum in her, so as soon as I pull out I lose the boner. That's if I can even keep the boner in the first place. I get ED from years of the deathgrip from fapping
Bjs just feel fucking amazing, but again, she didn't want me to cum in her mouth, so she finished off with her hand, but still felt good
>>57350076
I'm kind of done with sex. I can't get enjoyment from it. So I quit.
Honestly, I'd rather just have a nice QT to cuddle with in bed and talk with and laugh with
We /betapals/ now
>>57350327
I want to make sure the girl cums way more than I care if I cum.
I got my qt off almost every single night we were together by either fingering her or stimulating her clit. The times we have vaginal sex I made sure she came before I lost the boner, which always happens to be
The idea of me making her happy and pleasured is better than just fucking to do it and cum
>>57350426
This has always been betapals though
>>57350433
yeah I guess that's true. Maybe if I was with my QT I'd agree with you. But I don't really know what is going on between us anymore. It's kind of depressing me Tbh..
>half-caste girl with a habsburg jaw messages me
HELLO
>>57347687
>>57347840
Here it is
>>57351758
Did you miss me?
>>57350667
Post her picture, I want to see that jaw
Is Tinder a thing overseas? Or is it just a US app?
I should have checked it out when I was in Italy out of curiosity. But didn't have it
>>57352810
I get more matchs in Germany than in Brazil. I actually only got one single date from there, some Asian girl doing au pair for a year, made me wait 3 hours for her and then we walked for 30 mins and she left. Talk about beta
>>57352926
shit, I've had Tinder for 3 months now and only gotten 2 matches. And they were both fake
>>57353045
Gotta change your pics
>>57353146
Minus my face being cropped, that is my profile pic. And I have pictures of me on my vacation, and even one with my QT friend.
>>57353175
Welp, doesnt look bad. Maybe get a cat, qts love cats.
>>57353045
post your bio
>>57334609
I tried it, it sucks. It's very laggy and has far fewer users.
Does anyone need a gay Slavic twink interested in languages, history, literature?
>>57353450
no, cause it has personal info that I don't want on 4chan, but doesn't harm me locally
>>57353521
You post your number/social media etc? Maybe that's not a good thing.
>>57353584
no not my number. But Tinder automatically puts your school and employer on your account. so people can see your occupation.
I always like Flight Attendants, regardless how they look
>>57353521
Well just fake it you idiot. Your bio shouldn't be any bigger than a small paragraph anyway
>>57353669
>Flight Attendants
They are always nice and friendly plus if you become serious with one then you get free plane tickets to wherever the airline she works with goes to.
>>57353706
It has emojis which don't populate here. It just mentions I like traveling and exploring.
>>57353722
Exactly. I actually read a study by some college that the Females with the most Likes on Tinder are Flight Attendants by occupation. And for Males the most Liked are Pilots.. Go figure.
Guys
She's perfect.
How long do I need to wait before I marry her?
>>57353866
If you can't even post it here for us to critique and help you. You should realise that your bio is shit.
Or you're ugly.
>perfect girl who matches my tastes in movies, music, books and hobbies, looks extra cute and is same age
>send her an enthusiastic message suggesting similar bands and asking about some of hers
>no response in the last 5 days
>hasnt even read it
h-hold me lads
>>57354031
Post yours
>>57354091
Your bio is shit, or you're ugly.
>>57354091
she hasnt even viewed my profile
>>57354408
so, you're ugly. They can tell from your profile picture in the chat
>>57354434
damn
how do I fix that
>>57341118
Holy fucking shit karma does exist. Good job anon, now use her like she used you and complete the circle. LOL
>>57354486
I don't know. You seemed to be the guy with answers by this response. >>57354031
>>57341118
Cut off all ties and communication immediately.
>>57355301
wasnt me m8, theres 3 of us in the UK, not counting the queen.
>>57355944
if that really wasn't you, then I feel bad.
>>57355968
...
thank you for your ... understanding ...
>>57356025
I'm really sorry anon
>>57356099
plenty of other ugly people somehow living lives I guess
>>57355367
>>57354922
I don't want to hurt her, or use her. I want to save her.
She has a problem and I can fix her
>>57356025
Watching Asians getting abused makes
>i feel like i'm talking to myself when I'm talking to you
what did she mean by this?
not sure if good or bad
>>57357180
It means you're very similar people and she's comfortable with you.
>>57357451
ok good
I've been reading too much /fit/ I guess I'm worrying about coming off as a beta.
>>57356251
Forgive me, I truly sorry. Please forgive me.
Who /nicephoto/ here?
This thread won't make it through the night
Ded thread damn naps
>>57358122
nice photo :)
>update profile picture
>get 60 views in one day
based
>>57359671
Post photo :^)
>>57359736
Fucking Johnny Depp ass motherfuckers
>tfw 4/10 filipino
>>57359878
Pretend to be a dark skinned korean or jap for them weebos
>>57359878
thats just what a photo change does
>77 views
>0 messages
:^)
Sup fags? Still not getting laid in real life and desperately messaging qts?
>>57360502
wypierdalaj z naszego treda kurwa :^)
>>57360671
Pierdol się robaku z Ukej.
>>57360689
a sam się pierdol cwelu :v)
>>57360719
Do swojej qt też tak piszesz? Pewnie dlatego dalej jesteś prawiczkiem.
>>57360728
a co cię tak dupa boli?
>>57360758
Bo jesteście kurwa śmieciem ludzkim, zerem i was trzeba tępić. No ja pierdole, jakim trzeba być przegrywem, żeby sobie dupy nie potrafić znaleźć w realu i być zmuszonym szukać jej w necie.
>>57360796
stay mad :)
>>57360502
I do both
>>57360842
>being proud of fucking amerifat women
literally bags of grease and fat
>>57360918
When did i say i fucked american women :^)
Qt asian exchange students mang
>>57361147
>having yellow fever
kill yourself mate
>>57361334
>Living in pooland
You first
>talk to italian qt out of the blue
>just casual conversations about the typical penpal stuff
>she sends me pics sometimes, conspicuously often showing off her ass, legs, or cleavage
>sweatingman.jpg
>talk about how she's welcome here, she too welcomes me there
>some week later, we come up with a date and I get flight tickets, it's incredibly cheap
>ask if I should bring a sleeping bag or if there's a guest bed and she laughs and says don't, it's hard to not interpret this in a certain way
>now she's sending me kissy emojis and says she's excited to meet me
I have no idea how this happened but I'm digging it
How do you play the qt game on interpals when you look like a smug,ugly douche?
>>57356351
>She has a problem and I can fix her
Oh boy here we go.
>>57362192
Ask jawbro, not only does he look like a smug ugly douche, he also got into character
>>57362822
who jawbro?
>>57362902
This dickhead
Bumping lads. Had no messages in 2 days 2bh, kill me
>>57352810
My normie friends talked about it once and it works as a dating app here, not just for fugging
>>57356351
>Her life is over because she's been deported from one country
Are you going to pamper her back to health, marry her so she can come back and challenge the court's decision, and be dropped again like an old sock when she got all she wanted from you?
>>57363007
does he get qts?
>>57354486
This should help you improve your profile picture
>>57356351
>She has a problem and I can fix her
>>57364745
No he mostly just insults people and gets called an autist 2bh senpaiília
>>57360502
At least we're not muzzo Indo ;^)
>qt sends pic
>thigh gap
muh fuggin dik
will someone post the sperg picture?
>>57367434
>5'11"
>110lb
>thigh gap of the gods
>>57367618
You mean the list? Keep the thread going until I get home and I've got basically the entire history of /cp/ saved
>>57367915
i mean the picture displaying every /cp/ poster and their picture
>>57367937
Yes that would be the list
>>57367937
>>57368055
Oh aye I've got a fairly old version. I stopped coming here (because /mu/ turned shit) in the Guenter era
>>57362150
You're about to get tons of intense sex.
Italians are all about sex
>>57370024
This makes dumping me Slovak a lot more tempting
>>57370388
im friends with a Italian girl, and I swear she talks about sex more the most guys. Italian girls are very big when it comes to appearances which in turn makes them want to be sexy as possible.
>>57370024
>>57370388
>>57370670
used to live with an italian and she'd have parties with her italian friends in our kitchen in halls, can confirm italians are top tier
>>57370723
She sent me a picture just a few days ago of her licking a penis shaped ice cream stick.
>>57370831
Post pic bro
>>57372560
I can't.. /cp/ burned me before. So I'll
Never again post anything related to QT
>>57374378
Degenerate stuff desu
>>57374532
yeah, honestly I didn't find it very amusing
>>57373500
Is it Italian lass beginning with N?
>>57375865
Ah you're reet then
>>57375908
huh?
Has anyone had any luck with French women on here?
/NancyDS
I'm not sure what to send as a initial message.
>>57376258
i've had some success lad. found a french qt have we?
>>57376008
Don't worry none la
>>57377191
no I haven't. I'm just looking around at different European countries right now. I've been gone from /cp/ for almost a year. Me and another anon ended up having the same QT, he Burned me. so I quit the IP game. But I'm bored now so want to try it out again.
Look at this bitch, how are girls like this on IP??
>>57377330
[spoiler]catfishing[/spoiler]
>>57377455
Maybe it is too good to be true :/
>>57377330
Boredom and or mental problems
I know i dated one of those girls
>>57377851
What happened?
>>57377330
There are plenty that are a wee bit autistic. My Italian qt is ridiculously attractive and it is borderline unbelievable how spergy she can be
>>57378334
It seems the hotter the girl, the more confusing they are.
Argie qt is literally talking about >muh heritage with me. Asking what parts of Europe my ancestors are from and talking about how she's basically an Italian living in South America
bumb to keep thread alive
>>57377917
A shitload of problems m8 was great at first then turned to shit
The horniest girls I've found on IP are Spanish
Those girls eat sleep and drink sex
What do you advise as first message?
>>57386155
lets get naked
>>57386155
Ay bb wan sum fuk?
>>57386155
Hello,
Please respond
>>57387306
You wouldn't believe how often that actually works though. It's surprising
>tfw no qt3.14 asian girls in my area
why are they all in london? do they literally prefer to be surrounded by pakis than actually enjoy england?
fuck
>>57382230
My Argie qt said she was Welsh so I messaged her in Welsh. She might not be Welsh.
>>57387753
Come to Sheffield mate. Little China over here, signs in Shop Windows are literally bilingual.
>>57365053
Why the fuck does he have a nationalist china flag on his wall???
>>57390147
>>57390147
Brings the Taiwanese qts in
>>57387753
Something about london being hip or classic rock music shiittt
>>57387334
I want to believe
>>57326591
If you do not know who everyone in the the OP image is and why they're significant, you are the cancer
>>57391835
>I am le oldfag
Oh my God.
I just fucking realized that we don't actually look like how standing infront of a mirror shows us...
We look like how non-mirrored pictures look. Holy shit. No fucking wonder why girls don't like me. I thought I looked ok in the mirror, but Jesus Christ if I look how I do in photos to other people, then I am fucking ugly!
>>57392206
how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>57392309
That's confusing me. But we don't actually look how we think we look when standing infront of a mirror.. We look how we are in normal photos.
>>57392542
Kind of. But normal photos suck as well.
I have had a girl tell me I look completely different from 3 sets of photos she saw me in. So really.... Whatever.
>tfw you flirt with too many girls and now have like 6 of them, and your real life friends trying to talk to you at the same time every day.
JUST
>>57394071
>tfw you had a qt you loved and talked to everyday for a long time but stopped
>then you found other qts to talk to
>one of the new qts falls in love with you
>old qt starts messaging you again
>start ignoring new qt
Fugg
>>57394232
>tfw they both know the other exists
>tfw they know you're talking to other girls too
>they don't care they just want you
>both start saying increasingly needy shit to out slut the others
>one wants to be knocked up and says it's ok to abandon her
PLS
>>57394567
>one wants to be knocked up and says it's ok to abandon her
Now THAT'S kinky.
But I agree. I have quite a few actual friends on the internet, but now I literally have to deal with 5 QTs at the same time. Of all of them I am only romantically interested in 1 of them and of course, she is kind of most distant from me.
>>57394877
I'm talking to 3 girls at once through whatsapp and I've already made the mistake of sending the wrong message to the wrong girl, more than once
>>57394567
>tfw you fall in love with QT, she likes you but doesn't want a relationship
>tfw she wants to be free
>tfw she is probably having occasional sex with other people
>tfw you still love her. But it hurts so bad
sad.
>>57395018
Literally me for about a year straight. Then I visited her and had sex with her and stopped caring
>>57394071
>>57394232
>>57394567
>>57394877
>>57395018
I'm about to just quit interpals for like a hot minute because of shit like this. Work is going to pick up for like a month, and it's drastically eating into the time I can talk with my friends and real girlfriend. These qts just want too much.
>>57395466
>real gf
>still talking to qts
For what purpose? The reason I used IP was to find qts to fill the void of >tfw no gf
>>57394567
>not wanting a bastard son
D O I T
O
I
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>>57395133
It's eating me on the inside. I can't stand that this girl is probably having casual sex. I like her too much. She's joked before when we text that I always get tons of sex when me and my friends go to the bar (which I don't have sex there). Last time I told her I was going out with friends she said "make sure to bring protection! Thrust hard and fast! Lots of orgasms for you! Go have fun :)"
God dammit this shit is killing me. I don't have sex with other girls because I don't care about them. But she acts like it's completely ok for me to go get laid, and her do the same. Which, technically I guess it's "ok". But I'm not happy with it
>>57395779
Where is she from? In many countries casual sex is fucking nothing. Places like Brazil or other S. American places
>>57395551
Because these are just sluts over the internet. No more than lines of text, it's like reading a dirty story or text game. You just put a little more effort into it for the fun. My girlfriend knows I talk to these sluts too, and she thinks it's funny when I bring back stories of foreign weirdos. This honestly just fills the void for when I can't see her.
>>57396079
>No more than lines of text
Except for some people it's not.
I met my qt in person and spent the most amazing 2 weeks of my life with her. Lost my virginity and everything. The visit ended and we're apart until the next one, but she's definitely more than just lines of text
>>57396248
Then hey man that's great for you! As long as you get what you want out of it, and no one is hurt then do whatever you like.
Glad to hear you got yours man.
>>57396028
Europe. I know it's a casual thing there. It just hurts imagining she's getting fucked by other dudes.
>>57396696
You should say that you don't have sex with other girls because you don't care about them like you care about her. That'll give her a proper heart boner
ALSO THE SPERG SQUAD LIST AS PROMISED
>>57397270
>name isn't on it
What a relief.
>>57397270
delet this
>>57397270
Me on the bottom.
>>57397270
I can't say that. Because that would either flatter her, or it would make me seem really weird. If she knew I haven't had sex in 5 years I feel like that would make thinks awkward.
I'm just miserable Tbh. I want way more than sex from her, I don't really care about sex. I just want to be with her. But the thought of some guy railing her out makes me sick to my stomach. Really, it does.
>>57397270
Lmao you uploaded the one that I circled Emu the Remover.
>>57397576
You don't have to say 5 years, just say that you're not about that scene. I'm presuming you're pretty damn close with her to be fair.
>>57397439
Ikr? I stopped browsing at just the right time
>>57397270
>been coming here for 2.5 years
>posted profile before
>lots of people have been messaged by me
>still not on the list
>>57397650
She is close to me, just I can't say that stuff. She is a energetic early 20s girl. If I said something like that I would seem like a strange/boring guy. We used to talk about sex between us, and technically have sexted a few months ago a bunch of times. But things are a little bit different now.
I sort of suspect that she found a guy IRL that she can actually do stuff with. (Just a suspicion).
So what's the point of me then.. We are still friends, but it's really hard for me.
Just deleted my account. Wish you guys luck in your qt hunt.
>>57397270
>tfw old pic on the list
>tfw it's one of my cat
>tfw my cat has died
Right in the feels
Post your cades lads
Doggos only allowed if they are god-tier like labradors
>>57399112
That's terrible anon, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>57397270
>tfw not on the list
feels_goodman.jpg
>>57399112
RIP ;_;
>>57398306
I deleted mine months ago
I still post here for the hope that people start posting autistic stuff again and makes these threads more fun than just babies whining about the script
You'll never be as fly as my nigga indianlover
>>57399112
Cats are the shittiest pet ever though.
Dogs are infinitely better than cats
>>57399349
Sure thing, pal
>>57399349
Cats are awesome
>anytime a girl tries to sound ''deep''
fucking cringe
>>57399907
>european beer
>european electrical outlets
erry time
