RISK thread
>Claim a country
>Use the tripcode
I'll play too: claiming Austria. I promise to play fairly.
We'll start once we hit at least 5 players.
>UK
>>57316911
Finally someone joined
>>57317283
Oh ... you were actually still here? Claiming Ukraine. I advertised on /pol/ and in the chat.
Claiming Germany.
>>57315182
Give me Lebanon, recolour it Blue and call it Israel.
>>57315182
Russia, color it red and call it CCCP pls
>>57317674
Let's be friends today
>>57315182
Spain, Spanish Empire
>>57317729
>>57317834
>>57317892
>>57318094
Seems like OP is kill after all. Apologies to anyone who joined due to my advertising.
>>57315182
Give me Italy
>>57318115
Im here
>>57318160
Nice. I'm glad.
>>57318115
Working on the special needs they require
>>57317729
Care to make an early Austro-German alliance?
>>57318252
Invade France
>>57318252
Of course. Invade Czechia, spill goes into Luxemburg.
>>57318252
Filling hungary
>>57318252
Claiming Boland
>>57317892
>Let's be friends today
I intend to reclaim the principalities of Kievan Rus'. If you can live with that then yes we can be great friends.
>>57318252
Annex Belarus
MORE PEOPLE PLEASE
>>57318419
Can i have Lvov then? Its Polish Clay and it wasnt a Part of the Kievan Rus.
>>57318484
Polen return rightful German clay of Pomerania Sillesia and East Prussia.
>>57318559
You shouldnt have started WW2 if you want it back.
>>57318457
There's 9 of us..
Rolling to finish Hungary, starting to fill Serbia.
>>57318595
There's like 5...
Invade France
>>57318595
Finish off Czechia and Luxemburg, reclaim Alsace Lorraine from the French pigs.
>>57318595
Take Kaliningrad and Lithuania
>>57318595
Take portugal
>>57318644
Use spill to invade Wallonia.
>>57318484
Lviv is my clay and I shall defend it.
>>57318595
Finish Belarus and fill regions in Russia outlined in the map
>>57318765
I was just asking,Jesus
>>57318595
>>57318765
>8765
Straight
>>57318595
Denmark
Take norway
Rolling to finish Serbia, going for Croatia.
>>57319008
Invade the Polish Untermensch.
>>57319008
Invade Greece
>>57319008
Eh, Russia is apparently gone so begin annexing ALL of Russia (starting with Crimea)
>>57319008
Defend against Germany.
>>57319008
Fimish Portugal, start invading France
>>57319084
Shall we join our empires? I will be glad to support your future empire
>>57319008
Syria claiked.
>>57319176
An alliance?
>>57319008
Take norway spills Iceland and shetland, if more spills sweden
>>57319350
Rolling to finish Croatia, marching into Slovenia, and if more spills - Bosnia.
>>57319350
Defend against Germany,also, Ukraine,would be nice if you could lend me a hand since youre next if i die.
>>57319350
Keep expanding in France, do not attack italy
>>57319262
Yes my friend
>>57319350
Keep pushing against the Poles.
>>57319350
Take sweden spills Finland
>>57319418
Sure.
>>57319350
Invade Greece?
>>57319407
It's inevitable that Italy and Spain fight Austria and Germany so you're better off asking one of them.
>>57319350
Annex Moldova first and then back claiming Russia
>>57319456
Is that a straight OP?
>>57319350
Remove fucking Hohol shits
>>57319577
Hey! Welcome back.
>>57319456
>456
>546
Fuck
>>57319350
Claiming Greece
>>57319407
Brudi, wenn du mir mit Ukraine hilfst helf ich dir mit den Nadsis :DDDDD
Rolling to finish Bosnia, Invading Romania.
>>57319685
Finish off Greece
>>57319665
Wie soll ich das bitte schaffen? Krieg auf zwei Fronten oder was? Mach mal besser Frieden mit dem Typen damit wir ne slavische Allianz bauen können
>>57319665
... or we can just both fight our 1v1s and stay out of each others business.
>>57319685
More Russia
>>57319685
Aййй Krim nash
Annex ukrainian Belarus territory
>>57319685
Keep pushing back the Polish sub-humans.
>>57319685
Oh I fucked up, defend against Italy.
Pls let me live and I'll help you removr slavs and kebap
>>57319685
What the fuck OP
My Roll:>>57319407
Germanys Roll:>>57319421
>Germany gets Ts
???
>>57319685
Keep taking France, west coast first.
>>57319747
Check my Pali.>
>>57319685
Joining as Georgia!
If I can roll this turn, then go North into Russia.
>>57319769
It was a straight m9.
>>57319718
Brudi entweder beschaffst du dir neuen Lebensraum im Osten oder wir sind alle dran
>>57319718
I would not object. There's already two other alliances.
>Italians can't even conquer Greece
;-;
>>57319830
Straight has to be 3 Numbers
>>57319769
My bad, poland. I'll fix that.
>>57319830
... in what world is '421' a straight?
>>57319806
Why Georgia ;_;
pls don't
>>57319685
TaKe sweden spill finland
>>57319833
Ich kann nicht einfach die Deutschen ignorieren Brudi.
>>57319913
Nah. It would not be smart to let the Germans ass fuck you just to help Russia.
>>57319905
Comrade Stalin has forgotten his roots!
Georgia is coming to remind him.
>>57319945
Google Translator is one hell of a thing isnt it
>>57319972
Ain't it? Don't know why people even bother speaking in different languages on here. We're all on a computer.
>>57319842
Come on let's settle this peacefully. I am a great asset for the future
>>57319972
You haven't rolled yet.
>>57320016
o-okay.
OP cede back Greece
>>57319685
Am i a bit late?
>>57319951
enjoy Ukraine assraping you later my friend
>>57320036
Rolling to defend against germany
>>57320057
You think so little of me ...
>>57319951
Would you like to ally?
Ukraine if you help me assrape Poland i'll roll for you.
>>57320016
>>57319842
I hope you appreciate this present in the future, my spanish collegue
>>57320052
You're the first one who joined.
Make yourself comfortable.
>>57320092
Sounds like a good plan!
>>57320057
:^)
>>57320094
Poland has done me no wrong and was even trying to convince Russia to form a triple alliance. I will not attack Poland.
>>57319685
Invade Israhell/Lebanon with my refugees. Spills go to Turkey
>>57320099
>>57320050
This is the start of a south european union, my fellows
>>57320100
You are a legend my dude
Taking Kosovo and Montenegro, spills go to Romania.
>>57320168
You attacked me first friendo, I am fighting a defensive war
>>57320185
Continue offensive against the Polish Slav pig-fuckers
>>57320185
Push back Germany, fucking Palis
>>57320185
Take sweden spill finland
>>57320185
Take over Ireland
>>57320185
Annex Georgia
Spills attack Ukraine
>>57320246
Mind helping me against Germany? Great Chance for you to get Clay.
Denmark NAP?
>>57320185
Cede back Greece to Greece.
Invade Israel?
>>57320185
Dearest OP,
Pls consider my roll from the last round.
If I can roll again, invade Cyprus and Iraq with my refugees
>>57320194
see
>>57318419
I guess I'll repeat myself. If you give up your claim to Kievan Rus' clay we could be great friends. A little late now that I'm going to help Georgia kill you ... but yea.
>>57320185
Are there open borders between allies, OP?
Annex Russia
>>57320185
Keep conquering Russia. Take these areas up to this line as priority.
>>57320185
Keep expanding in empty French, cede east France to Italy as a present.
>>57320275
>>57320290
I'll remain neutral
>>57320305
>A little late now that I'm going to help Georgia kill you
Not necessarily. If he'll recognise my claim to >>57320314 then I'm happy to peace out.
>>57320322
>>57320185
OP pls >>57320050
Attack Albania and Macedonia
Otaly are you on friendly terms with Austria?
>>57320262
Pali
>>57320305
Never you /gsg/ autist
>>57320185
it's too late to join?
>>57320385
You'd have to ask Austria
>>57320389
>/gsg/
Don't know what that is but I'm guessing it's an insult.
>>57320374
Alright but Crimea will remain mine
>>57320262
>>57320185
Redirect into Ukraine pls
>>57320389
>Never you /gsg/ autist
>not being a /gsg/ autist
It's like you don't enjoy fun.
>>57320256
Good afternoon, briton. Would you like to sign a NAP while we have a cup of tea?
>>57320494
Why, yes my Spanish acquaintance, I will also bring some crumpets!
>>57320449
Grand.
>>57320442
It stands for Grand Strategy Games.
>>57320374
Russia has agreed to your terms so I understand if you wish to remain neutral now.
>>57320424
I'm perfectly fine with you, Italy. Likewise with Spain.
You can redirect your dubs somewhere else, if you want to, Israel was owned by Syria and I didn't mark that on the map
>>57320562
If you can't conclude a favourable peace with him, then I'll jump back in, don't worry.
>>57320185
Claiming Turkey
Attack Georgia
>>57320659
Continue pushing back the Poles, focus on taking Koningsberg.
>>57320659
Cede Georgia the territory he wants
Invade Ukraine
>>57320659
Fill Finland spill estonia
>>57320659
Annex Russian clay (starting with Crimea)
>>57320663
>>57320678
... I'll miss you bro
>>57320659
Kek thats exactly the Borders before WW2
Anyway,defend against Germany,unless he has something to propose.
>>57320659
Russia has agreed to cede me the territories described in >>57320314
Use this roll to attack the Turk scum!
>>57320659
>>57320678
STRAIGHTS FIRST ROLL
ARMENIA BTFO
>>57320659
Take the rest of Ireland and then spill into France
>>57320696
Pali
Actually don't cede Georgia shit
>>57320663
Cheeky cunt
>>57320678
>straights
JUST
>>57320714
Well, i just want East Prussia and Koningsberg. We can end this war if you can just agree to cede me those two territories.
>>57320659
Use this roll to flood Turkey with refugees. Show them no mercy as we culturally enrich wherever we go
>>57320659
>>57320678
Spill into Greece
>>57320790
So Schlesien remains Polish,i can agree to that,however,you have to sign a NAP with me,so im sure you wont attack me again next turn.
>>57320659
I think you forgot 4 T'S on my last roll, I can only see 10 new T'S. Could you recheck it?
>>57320322
Keep taking unclaimed territories in France, remember to cede east France to Italy.
>>57320871
Yes, a NAP will be signed.
>>57320850
NAP?
>>57320659
Redirect those dubs and this roll into attacking Turkey
>>57320913
Accepted,then.
>>57320659
Cede East Prussia and Königsberg to Germany,take Schlesien.
>>57320883
>>57320659
In fact, I realize you forgot my roll OP. Fix it please
>>57320939
Sure, help me kill Georgia so i can rape the syrian fag, next turn end georgia so i can focus ln Syria pls
... and now I prepare my holes for the incoming double penetration from Poland and Russia.
>>57321007
Wew
>>57321052
>>57321052
You wanted it that way.
>>57321007
Sure, you're my hero man
>>57320659
Remove kebab on Turkey.
I wish to have the same relationship with austria as my fellow southrrners
>>57321096
Did you see a complaint anywhere in there?
>>57321064
Would you like to form an alliance Tsorpoiuias Shahkavillililili?
>>57321117
No,just saying.
>>57321153
I think we're only allowed one ally, but definitely a NAP would be good!
>>57321096
Also, as a side-note, if I wanted war with you I would've taken Germany's offer >>57320094
>>57321200
Ogey :DDDDDDDDD
>>57320659
Finishing Kosovo, spills march into Romania.
>>57321288
You couldve also helped me against Germany.
Also, changing name.
>>57321354
... and I didn't ... thus further proving my point that I wanted nothing to do with either of you.
>>57321108
Apologies, spain.
>>57320659
Pls let me join
Armenia please
>>57321456
The border gore OH MY GOD. Invade Czechia and Slovakia.
>>57321456
Ignore any attacks from Poland and push further into Russia
>>57321456
Remove Georgia, spills go to Ukraine and take back Crimea
>>57321007
Make peace with Greece and me.
I'll cede you back your lands
>>57321456
Invade Ukraine
Take Lvov first
>>57321456
Jesus Christ this is disgusting.
Attack the CCCP
>>57321499
>dubs
Fuck my LIFE.
>>57321456
Invade Germanic Territory
>>57321456
Rolling to fill Bulgaria, spills go to Romania
>>57321501
Ok, peace we have
>>57321456
Attack syria, also what happened with my attack on Georgia? He lost 0 t's
>>57321456
Counterattack Turkey
>>57321456
Rape Turkey to death for senseless violence and provocation against Georgia
>>57321456
Take finland spill estonia snd latvia
>>57319577 - 1 time is luck
>>57319744 - 2 times is coincidence
>>57320262 - 3 times still might be a coincidence
>>57320696 - 4 times is confirmation
>>57321499 - 5 times you're not even trying to hide it
Why are there so many cheaters lately?
>>57321456
Cede Italian controlled Turkey back to Turkey and invade Switzerland.
>>57321499
I also demand investigation into cheating done by the CCCP, as stated by >>57321615
>>57321615
Are you kidding me m8
How am I supposed to cheat on a 4chan board game?
I can understand that you're butthurt about losing but lmao
Ello lads
>>57321456
Nice straight, im not really sure if you doing my maths correctly.
>>57320322
This dubs were 12 ts, missed roll needed to be add in this round.
>>57320883
This roll is 3T, that sums 15. Last mupdate I obtained 9 T, missing 6 now.
Correct me if wrong, just trying to friendly claim my rolls.
This roll to take all blue TS, ceed spills to my italian friend.
>>57321569
I would like some territories on the west so I could keep expanding, bro
>>57321614
Denmark what about a NAP?
>>57321569
East, my apologies.
>>57321759
sorry senpai
but you have loads of territory and i basically have nothing
>>57321726
Spain is taken already.
>>57321456
Get back rightful Greece clay. Spill into attacking Albania and Macedonia.
Also changing posting device
>>57321705
I don't care about losing. I've been playing Risk for 4 years do you really think I've never lost before? You, however, are either post counting, using a script or have luck capable of doing something that has a 0.001% chance of happening. Guess which one I think is more likely.
>>57321843
That's fine, I can wait til next game
>>57321853
Well you tell me, friend.
>>57321913
Post counting it is then.
>>57321935
How the fuck does that even work
>>57321808
Sure. NAP
>>57321935
Even if I were, how would that be cheating?
Also it's impossible to do on mobile, I tried
>>57321825
I know that, my friend. I tried several times to ceede you land in France but OP seems to ignore me.
I only want a single territory so I could help expanding.
>>57321913
That shows nothing, comrade. Screenshot your last posts to verify mobile posting.
>>57321847
this is me now
>>57321991
>how would that be cheating?
The fact that you don't think it's cheating speaks volumes
>I tried
...
>>57321994
U wot
>>57322071
>U-u w-w-wot?
You're so fucking guilty.
>>57321994
My honest apologies, Spain. I didn't miss your rolls intentionally and if I will again in the future, let me know.
Rolling to Invade Bulgaria, spills go to Romania.
>>57322071
He's saying he thinks that you just switched to your mobile to prove that you weren't cheating but there's absolutely no way to prove if you did or not since you're on your wireless
>>57322122
Push further into Russia
>>57322122
Kill off Georgia, spills go to Ukraine
>>57322122
Attack Iceland, if spill, go into the Scandinavian Peninsula
>>57322122
Take estonia and latvia
>>57322221
>off by one
Aww you finally counted wrong
>>57322221
>one off
W-wew.
>>57322122
KILL THE COMMIES.
>>57322122
Invade the Brits, take the Netherlands if necessary. Spain NAP?
>>57322233
>>57322122
Nvm, instead defend and attack UK
>>57322244
Sadly D;
Next time I'll count right though bby, din't worry
>>57322122
Invade Ukraine
>>57322221
>We were all one post away from the CCCP gaining 5 nukes
w-wew..
>>57322122
Please invade Iran
>>57322122
>22122
Can't be more beautiful
Cede this roll to Italy.
>>57321998
If you cede me one territory, I will help you fight east menaces.
>>57322164
There is, if you post with your computer it won't show as shaded post in clover. I verified this. If he shows an screenshot of his last posts from his mobile, that means they were posted via clover.
>>57322244
WOW. DAMN. Quite clear from my point of view.
>>57322233
You have 4T's left.
>>57322339
I'm not sure you can roll donate
>>57322290
Alliance? We need to kill the Eternal Anglo.
>>57322339
I use Chanu m8ey, Clover is shit
>>57322339
>clover
Never used so I wouldn't know ... but good to know.
>>57322350
Attack the UK
>>57322396
Yes alliance
>>57322396
>>57322290
guys it was just a prank don't do this
>>57322122
Attack Syria
>>57322339
Sure, cede Spain one territory bordering Austria and Turkey.
Take Macedonia and spills go towards Syria
>>57322476
Dude help me with Georgia, you started this shit
>>57322459
Prepare your anus
>>57322519
You're cheating and you still don't like a fair 2v2? Unbelievable.
>>57322385
It'd be like invading and giving the territory right after.
>>57322562
>You're cheating
ayy lmao, you're just assblasted, are you an actual hohol by any chance?
>>57322549
DON'T DO THIS MAN
>>57322603
>>57322122
Give my roll and Spain's roll to Ukraine then?
>>57322642
Doo lade :DDDDD
>>57322562
>>57322430
I have an idea. From now just post with a 3mb image. That will delay the posting time, making scripting more difficult.
I am giving the benefit of doubt
>>57322603
So ... is that a yes then to open borders between allies?
>>57322625
Nope.
>>57322674
Trip added.
>>57322625
>Lives in the USA
>picks Ukraine and not Russia
>focuses on Crimea
As a Hohol i must say that this guy is a hohol,guaranteed.
>>57322699
Yeah nah m8
>>57322748
y not tho?
>>57322701
No.
>>57322712
Ok, I will.
>>57322733
Thanks Boris
>>57322801
Noted
>>57322549
I'd love to enter yours and Germany's alliance, hence we'd create a Germano-Nordic triple alliance.
How does that sound, relative?
>>57322928
Push into northern Russia so as to leave a path for Georgia
>>57322928
Rush to take London.
>>57322928
Keep attacking ye olde CCCP.
>>57322928
Remove Georgia
>>57322928
Keep pushing into Ukraine.
Desperatly searching Alliance with anyone who wants it.
>>57323024
I-I'm here
>>57322928
Make further incursions into Turkey, my refugees and me
>>57322928
Rolling to finish Romania, spills go to Macedonia if they won't be taken by then.
>>57322928
Sounds good.
Retake Iceland and take Ireland
>>57323024
UK (the poor bastard) could definitely use an ally.
>>57323063
... you're already allies in all but name.
>>57322928
Attack germany, full force. Cede conquered nations to UK.
>>57323024
Alliance please?
>>57322928
Attack Syria
