thailad edition
>>57304373
Why would you stoke Thailad's already engorged ego?
doing a poo
having a bacon butty and beans on toast
wish i did shoot her desu. it was well within my legal grounds
>>57304405
wish I could stroke his willy instead tbf
*hip phrase*
lads, my mum wants me to come over for tea, does that mean cheeky shag? Her arse was looking nice last time I was there
Cat is very poorly
I already have depression, if she dies then I will probably kill myself
>>57304459
kill it
>>57304407
good lad, keep us updated
sisters friend is dating a relative of bill gates
>>57304459
sleep tight kitter
>>57304405
didn't thailad post nonce shit on /brit/? why isn't he banned on sight?
>>57304423
this lads
goodnight dudes
should i go hit this club by myself? i could probably pull and haven't done it in years
just dont want to be hungover tomorro.
>>57304414
fuck off murderer
>>57304498
yeah he used to post underage girls. easy to avoid a ban with a static ip
Being redpilled is both a curse and a blessing at the same time
>>57304511
this is the new uncool one that sometimes (for example now) pretends to be the actual thailad
i still think we should call him thaiguy instead of thailad
>>57304525
fuck off yank
I think this is gonna be a great day
>>57304579
good lad
>>57304625
mate...
business idea: blankets that never get misaligned
>>57304734
>misaligned
wdhmbt
not even midnight yet lad
Is Canada the most despised Anglo country on earth?
>wdhmbt
what did he mean by this?
>>57304790
wouldn't doubt he manhandled black tits
>>57304790
youd need class to understand
>>57304774
That would be Britain
No one even thinks about Canada except Americans
>haha le Canada eh xDxD
just did my daily planks lads
>youd need class to understand
>>57304940
utter waste
>>57304965
it's fixing my posture
Doing a resume
im a social media manager
Fact: Miami Vice Is The Single Greatest Program In History
>>57304961
gotcha
HARD
>>57304990
resume or resumé
>>57304990
noun or verb
>>57304537
>with a static ip
>easy to avoid ban
feels good lads.
>>57304658
cheers bruv xx
>>57305029
I shall resume doing my resumé
>>57305042
lol ur poor
>>57305041
fuck off
Just got out of the shower lads, feelin bit frisky xo
who /stellaris/ here?
>>57305064
but i worked hard for my 2 rune scimmys. Feels rewarding for once
Got a few grand to spare
What can I buy, I want to buy something
>>57305066
lmfao buttblasted keking
>>57305096
I botted the fuck out of that game in 2014 made about 100m and sold it all haha bought weed with it hahaha
>>57305116
Plane ticket to Australia xo
>>57305116
isolation tank and some grass lad
>>57305153
>>57305167
you're not selling it to me
>>57305116
save it or reinvest it lad
>>57305124
fuck you dude
>>57305116
some lads
>>57305148
the pic i showed you is deadman mode. Gp rates are about 1:25 that means if you had 100m in dmm you would have around 2.5b in osrs
been to australia. it was a nice time 2bh
>>57305116
give it to me so I can buy a plane ticket to australia
>>57305167
What's an isolation tank
>>57305238
No it wasn't don't lie
>Weed store just closed as im walking up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. dont even use weed much, just wanted some edibles (fat yank joke)
>>57305289
>(fat yank joke)
shit, they're learning
>>57305236
>dmm
?
>>57305289
you're trying really hard to get hated
>>57305313
>not even hard
a little disappointed ngl
>>57305308
how exactly? not that it really matters
>dont even use weed much, just wanted some edibles
>>57305302
deadman mode. Like normal osrs but everwhere but the major cities work like the wildy but instead of losing the items you're wearing you also lose your bank and half your xp in all skills if you die
>>57305313
typically yank post
>>57305313
LITTLE
>>57305313
uncut cocks are honestly so gross. looks like a farm animal
>>57305339
sounds fun desu
>>57305362
rasheed
>>57305362
what the frick sort of animals do you farm unless you're the gay cowboy lad from the ymca then carry on
>>57305390
opposite. aalijah
>>57305377
it's loads of fun. No grand exchange so it feels like you're playing the game it was meant to be played
deleted since you lads are just going to have a go
>>57305362
t. Israel Zimmerman
>>57305409
إلياس you mean
>>57305409
what
>>57305248
https://youtu.be/9Yt5XkNadTE
some nice chink tits as a bonus
>tfw americans have to grow up learning both hebrew and spanish
>>57305448
jewish not muslim you absolute fucking bellend
>>57305506
fuck off jew
>>57305399
>he never had sex with a horse
makes your cock bigger lad
>sauce
https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw
>>57305506
Literally the same religion
rasheed
>>57305555
>using literally incorrectly
>>57305506
allijah is a rasheed name, fuck off
>>57305550
errrr uhhhhh that's a donkey
>>57305570
رود
>>57305576
not enough fat
It begins
might post my cock next
my mum is ohw to my flat lads, she will stay over since her house is 2 hours far, should I suggest a cheeky cuddle then slip my cock in?
>>57305116
>>57305194 this this this
don't waste your money
>>57305635
nice x
>>57305577
fuck off paki
>>57305635
might show mine now that thailad is here
time to perform the act of sleeping
Just went to the toilet and my dad got up and asked if I was OK
Bit weird
if i get 2 yous ill post cock
>>57305692
go ahead mate
>>57305362
>uncut
you mean normal
>>57305677
are you ok though?
>>57305715
have fun with your phimosis. i have a clean cut that I get adjusted weekly
>>57305705
my cock is small lad, I wanted to see the yanks cock, maybe it's meaty like hodors :3
>>57305677
hes gay and was making a pass at you
>>57305731
>i have a clean cut that I get adjusted weekly
wdhmbt
>>57305196
LMFAO
>>57305734
*sigh* alright. already posted it before though
>>57305731
Phimosis is a meme
>>57304940
post vagina
>>57305772
Thats a sad willy
>>57305772
>uneven cut
you need to cut some off the sides lad
good edition
>>57305721
N-no ;_;
>>57305811
yeah I let it grow out a little since that picture. going to get it cut again soon
need thailad to post willy
>>57305894
>>57305926
post your willy pls
too depressed to sleep lads
Someone post that Aiden Gillan scene where he's talking bout being gay seeing as theirs lots or benders here
>>57305973
Same
might do a night out
>>57305959
no m8
>>57306025
FONT
Lads I really hope that all of you pull your foreskins back and hose it down with the shower head every day
>>57306033
please?
>>57306057
Yeah
Always need to wash away the bits of tissue that get stuck to it
>>57306057
I do when I shower but I don't shower every day
I have sideburns, thoughts?
>>57306071
nah
>>57306101
nigger
>>57306101
bit gay
>>57306130
well, he is australian
>>57306116
I will give you one bitcoin right now if you post your willy
>>57306116
pls lad come on, just cheeky peek
penis
Imagine no religion
>>57306048
what does FONT mean lad?
>>57306130
4 u
>>57306139
doubt
>>57306148
no
>>57306176
f*ck *ff n*rmie tw*t
need a cute ozzy boy to suck my willy
>>57306193
do it lad pls don't be a tosser yeh?
>>57306203
cheers
OH FUCK YEAH SUCK MY COCK
>>57306193
more realistic offer: I will give you 100 mbtc if you post your willy
Is thaifellow a normie?
important poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
pretty sure the thaicunt browsing now is thailad #2, not the original one anyway
>>57306262
It you think nonceing is a normal thing to do then yeah
really really really want a (You)
Cold out
>>57306329
hey :)
57306329
alri lads
>>57306324
do it lad, this is a democratic thread
57306351
think about how embaressed you will be when you look back in 20 years on your obsession with plastic gooks
>>57306057
i moisturize my willy everyday
>>57306378
good lad
>Imagine no religion
@57306377
>muh white women
>muh heritage
>muh race traitor
ugh, it's 2016?
>>57306345
me on the left
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459286203231.webm
Ladbroke Grove is where I reside
Man get burst up on the G side
Last spitter went and got his jaw chewn off
All cuz he asked Jay for a 3.5
Anyone who said he touched me, he lied
Man thought west was a joke, he tried
My blocks just like a hornet's nest
Your blocks sweet just like a bee hive
>>57306351
alri la
going to Melbourne this weekend
any good bars? restaurants? what's there to do?
>>57306412
the fucking music kek
The question is why do WM/AF baby's end up mong as
>>57306378
Does it taste nice? :')
i call my muslim friend named Muhammad 'mo'
>>57306419
alri
>>57306441
Because the sort of white men that are obsessed with chinkies (see the mentally deranged twats that post here) are already beta mongs themselves
>>57306422
I don't go out but CBD is where most people get their kicks , are you going clubbing or just bar
>>57306419
post willy you thick cunt
>>57306231
Would do that and so much more xo <3
>>57306441
they end up as celebrities here, basically a prerequisite of being on television.
>>57306493
not going to happen m8, find something else to do.
>>57306412
thanks my mother saw this
>>57306490
Bars mostly, I'd google but realise there's probably 100 good bars near where we're staying so need personal references
>>57306510
FUCKING POST IT NOW YOU SELFISH INCONSIDERATE NONCE
jesus christ is my nigga
>>57306510
i won't lay off, i might fly over to yours to grab a peek. do it here lad now
>>57306526
Only ever been to one, if I remember it was a sports bar I went on new year's, the people were great and the drinks were cheap
Well chaps I guess it's time I go for a spot of beating off and picking the crumpets if you catchy my drift. A tally hoe!
White privelege exists
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
http://strawpoll.me/7265672
VOTES IN
black people were royalties
>>57306635
? You've only been to one bar?
im starting to think this site really does have a negative influence on you if you browse it for more than a like half an hour a day
what do you think
>>57306680
fuck off you made me click on the same strawpoll twice
http://strawpoll.me/7078020
http://strawpoll.me/7078020
http://strawpoll.me/7078020
>>57306715
kek, voted 'of course' to this like 5 times now.
>>57306665
good lad
>>57306690
Yeah I'm really not that outgoing, would've been to more but no one to go with so just drink at home
>black people were royalties
what did he mean by this?
>>57305677
hope you're all good man
>>57306778
we used to be kings and queens
>>57306729
post cock
>>57306796
https://youtu.be/fw9tx7tLkww
We're still kings now my brother
>tfw 178cm
When I went to buy groceries last week, the girl at the counter could not stop laughing at me, so I ask her what her problem is. As she's finished putting my food in a bag, she says, "here's a big bag, for a LITTLE guy!"
*yawns*
*smacks lips*
>>57306861
was she a post op nba player by any chance? because i can't imagine any girl with normal height calling that little
Manlets lol
>>57306873
there's some fucking indian bitch in my class who during every fucking lecture needs to eat a sandwich with her mouth open and smack her lips. i literally have to get up and leave mid lecture because it is so fucking annoying
i know now why normal people go mental and kill their neighbors over stupid shit like playing music too loud. it drives you fucking insane after a while
didn't drink all weekend lads after kooking it with this sheilad last weekend off the grog again for a good while hehe
got up excercised in the park nearby then rode my bike around all day hung out with some mates then smoked a big ol bifta and slept then i got up early again excercised and got breakfast and just hav had a good ole day
>>57306882
ever been to a cockfight?
>>57306921
lmfao
>>57306953
nah
How you gonna bring wood to a gun fight?
And get run up out the hood, dumb guys.
>>57306921
why don't you say something? i feel like we've all gotten to shy to speak up
>>57306778
We come from kings and queens not the white mans dreams - Lil B
>>57306998
what am i supposed to say? stop eating like you are fucking 5 years old?
don't even know why eating is allowed in the lecture hall. shit annoyed the hell out of me when someone was eating loudly in high school classes too.
Drinking a coke
>>57306964
i went to one in the philippines it was absolutely mental
won a decent amount of money tho
>>57307048
tru blu mcsars double sarspirilla only softy worth the purchase big fella
>>57307045
"can you not eat so loudly please?"
muching a durrie and drinking a sweet tea on the veranda
>>57307093
No I only drink the finest Cola , Pepsi pit of glass
>>57307095
Do this
but ironically add a bunch of uhhs and eerrrs
god i wish i was that crab
>>57307080
I don't fancy it, not an animal rights activist or whatever but I'd feel bad watching it. Don't like the elephant things here either. Don't say anything IRL but just wouldn't get involved in it.
>>57307196
I wish an elephant would rape me tbqh
>>57307095
>>57307158
and what happens when the rude nigger says no?
Thailads thoughts on elephant rape?
>>57307229
Report her to the student diversity council for making you feel unsafe
>>57307231
"They're a lot harder to control, will just stick to young children next time, lot less trouble"
>>57307282
It's the new frontier once we get bored of the dolphin rape. Can elephants even consent?
>>57307129
>veranda
fuck off yank
>>57307229
won't, she'll just say sorry and then whine to her friends about how she was shamed for eating
>>57307306
Got a veranda tbqh lad
Does Thailad watch anime
>>57307310
if you really wanna solve the problem you have to strangle her to death
>>57306921
I have a guy who does this in the break room at my work. There's a lunchroom here, but no, he has to go to the nice comfy room where people are reading or napping and eat a fucking apple with his mouth open.
>>57307220
same
>>57307231
big supporter, got a hat and everything.
>>57307334
My guess is he likes some alri stuff but he doesnt watch seasonal animes and he doesnt watch moe shit
you guys realize that isn't thailad right
it is the other faggot
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsXo9_ZdcB4
Zeroing in on this new qt lads
>>57307494
>brown hair
>dark shit brown eyes
barely white
>>57307427
How do u know?
>>57307530
thailad pretty much never posts on friday or saturday and capitalizes his sentences. also the quality of posting a lot better. also doesn't post anime
when are the thailads going to kiss?
>>57307585
You're a mong, he hasn't posted any anime
I can tell this is the original thailad desu (thailad pls confirm)
