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Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it in the ass!
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みんな大好き!
reposting >>57286198
why are japanese websites ten years behind in webdesign?
Why do they still use fucking FLASH?
Why is Yahoo still popular?
Why do so many people still use internet explorer 6?
Why are they filled with walls of text and low quality images?
What is going on?
/mämmi/
Do you use the messaging app Telegram?
Contact me @mollymawk. I'd like to talk to more people from East-Asia.
I'm trying to develop a Telegram group that has one person representing their country or region.
Hey Japs. How do you guys feel about America cucking you guys out of your best wrestlers? First Kenta, then Prince Devitt, then Kana, now Nakamura, and soon Kota Ibushi.
>>57286977
you already made them an aircraft carrier, it's over
hello darkness my old friend
>>57286977
Worst part is that they go to America to become jobbers.
I'm going to go take a shit, let me look up what streets are designated today on Google maps.
>>57287117
Just go to your local favela and shit there.
If they have streets, that is.
>>57287081
They've actually been treated pretty well. Devitt's been the NXT champ for almost a year, Kana's been undefeated since her debut and won the Women's title last night, Nakamura won his first match against the most over guy in NXT last night as well, and up until his injury, Kenta was booked pretty well too.
>>57287286
>NXT
Literally nothing.
>>57287320
It's better than the shit on the main roster. I haven't been able to sit through a full episode of Raw in almost a year.
>>57287502
True that. I haven't really watched anything WWE in a long time now, I've been watching Lucha Underground and Japanese shit instead.
>>57288085
El PeruANO
Hello World
still asleep at this time? did kim nuke japan or something?
![UkO6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/plE7RlG.jpg "UkO6[1].jpg")
JoJoっておもしろいね、特にハゲのジイサンがさ
>>57289237
I feel bad for the person who wakes up at 6:30 on a Sunday, and even worse for the one who does so just to go straight to 4chan.
>watching Orange is the New Black
>random guy in one episode who watches anime
>he's portrayed as an obese, socially inept neckbeard who won't date fat chicks
>>57289277
i used to wake up at 6:30pm and go straight to 4chan
those were the days
>>57289342
Sounds like the average Person jn this thread desu
>>57289342
What show was he watching?
>>57289277
Good morning everyone!
I'm going to go to my job for ¥13000 now
>>57289571
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonin.
I hope you have fun at work today.
인천현대제철 vs 보은상무 2016.4.4 19:45
>>57289277
>just to go straight to 4chan
y-yeah who does that? haha.. ha...
>>57289527
He wasn't watching anything, he just went to meet a female prisoner who pretended to like anime to scam guys out of their money.
>>57289087
>>57289252
>>57289571
'morning!
>>57289571
>¥13000
ええな。何時間?
>>57289704
yeah... I made coffee before that...
>>57289788
Traditional media trying to discredit newly popular things again baka
>>57289842
12時間
this Monday: Busan match
next Monday: Dark Souls 3
Monday after that: Busan match
>>57289910
>coffee
heresy, how comes?
Why are Japanese cartoons so addicting?
>>57290242
blame America
>>57290445
It's the plots.
日本はアニメでございます。それ以上でもそれ以下でもございません。
How many of you are from /djt/?
>>57290445
>>57290466
there's a new japanese restaurant in town here and they're having an "all you can eat" service, if I wanted to eat some good traditional food, what would you recommend?
>>57290716
i left like 2 years ago because it got too shit
>>57290867
eat meat. it's always safe to order.
![ed1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/s0AtY7t.jpg "ed1[1].png")
>>57290540
>>57290716
I go there sometimes to ask questions. They seem nice but they fight a lot.
>>57291066
they've only fish recipes though: sashimi, nigiri, hosomaki, uramaki, futomaki, temaki, chirashi, yakimono, I'm in a coast town.
I wish I had an American flag
>>57291319
>nigiri
>hosomaki
>uramaki
>futomaki
>chirashi
The amount of rice for the above is decided by chefs.
Order temaki. You can make make it to your liking.
>>57291401
https://www.bandeirashop.com.br/bandeira-oficial-estados-unidos
>>57289342
>>watching Orange is the New Black
Are you a female?
>>57291671
Dog bless
>>57291671
How the hell did you find this?
>>57291908
https://www.google.com.br/#q=bandeira+eua&tbm=shop
>>57291953
How do you know the Portuguese word for flag?
>>57291990
https://translate.google.com/#en/pt/american%20flag
But only love can break your heart...
>>57292049
I keep forgetting online translators exist since they're shit. I'm a retard.
>>57291771
Go teach your babushka to suck eggs.
>>57289649
>>57292244
Did you actually stop posting here during these past couple days or it's just my impression?
I wish I had knew about citalopram before my last year trip to shanghai
this thing is amazing
>>57291635
Then temaki it is. I wish it was dinner time already, if they let me take photos of the dishes I'll keep /jap/ posted.
>>57292618
I've been playing a lot of Age of Decadence recently. It's been eating into my shitposting time.
>>57292955
I see, that explains it.
>>57286635
>Take it in the ass!
おいコラ
おはいお
>>57293698
おやすみ
>>57293698
Ohio!
>>57293698
>>57293845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j2aOAaHzoY
>>57293698
Ohayo gozaimashita, anon. I hope your yumes were sugoi.
>>57293946
Das rayciss!
![MrBaseball_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/72hkN67.jpg "MrBaseball_a[1].jpg")
衝撃の新事実、イタリアではドカベンを放送していた!
エイールマオ
>>57294975
野球人気あるかな?
おはようございます皆さん
>>57295506
よう羊
BABYMETAL overwhelmed the Wembley arena..
IT WAS THE TRIUMPH OF THE GIRLS,
I want to sleep
Good Night
Every Anon
>>57294975
俺がドイツに行った時、何気にテレビをつけると
マッハゴーゴー
をしていた
>>57295506
俺は、これから寝る。
>>57295796
Oyasuminasai, pantusya
>>57295796
おやすみなさい
Airman defeat cannot
ギャラリー・ラファイエットって店員が中国人ばかりだったり中国語でお知らせも流れてたりして悪い意味で驚いたな
あいつらはここ数年爆発的に増えてきてもう恐ろしい
>>57289530
>peru never went to any bars and clubs in shanghai
>he never got laid
>he never had fun
>he would wake up early at 5:00 AM each day to just to avoid chinks staring at him so he could go grocery shopping at family mart
Just jointed the military and am going to be stationed in Japan.
How do the Japs feel about the military?
>>57297660
they enjoy American military raping them, especially girls in okinawa
>>57297660
Maybe you'll get to meet Strawboss!
>>57297660
>>57297766
>>57297838
There's better pictures of him where you can't see his face so much
>>57297887
There are*
がんばれ!田中さん!
>>57297931
There's*
I know what I'm doing. Trust me
>>57297931
There's a wood.
>>57297992
I was just trolling you guys that one thread
なんで欧米のテレビに出てくるアジア人って道化みたいな奴しかいないの?
>>57298036
I know anon, I'm just joking.
>>57298044
視聴者がみたいことだからだろう
日本テレビもそんなもんだし
>>57297660
if you're big and tall as strawboss the girls will let you take photos of you carrying them in your arms.
>>57298044
お前らは全員道化みたいな奴だから
なぜ日本のテレビに出てくる欧米人って、変な外国人ばかりなの?
>>57298044
テレビとはそんなもんだ
>>57298044
>>57298600
普通の人だと面白くないから
>>57298780
京都け?
>>57298780
ピンクペッパーかな?
おいしそう!
>>57298600
このブラジルのターザンはめっちゃかっこいいですけど。
Hello gents.
I wanted to ask about traveling in Japan as I am considering going there, I'm not a weeb or anything like that. I heard it can be pretty expensive for room and board there? I'm not familiar with Japan at all, will it be difficult to travel without knowing Japanese? Thanks
>>57299193
>I'm not a weeb or anything like that
It's too tsun for that kind of talk, anon.
>>57299193
If you stay in Tokyo then English is fine
If you travel outside Tokyo, only hotel staff speak English
Hostels are not that expensive tb h
>>57299320
What?
>>57299333
I would like to go outside of the cities but yeah that's what I feared. I hate hostels, I'm 30 and too old for the hip young backpackers.
>>57299774
You're only 30
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ6qM5OAr70
>>57299774
Especially outside of the huge cities, you can probably get a room for like ￥4000 a night if you look hard. They may have like shared bathrooms/shower rooms and stuff though.
Even in the huge cities you might find them that cheap too, but they will be really small, smell bad, and almost certainly have shared bathrooms and shower rooms.
wtf japan?!
>>57299826
second time i've seen this posted.
not sure if you're posting it ironically or not, but i really like it anyway
セーラー服おじさんバンザイ(/・ω・)/(/・ω・)/(/・ω・)/
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTRZdFqAOGA
>>57300399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaO98htM5VA
>>57300608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
あよ
Thread music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmzqXkq7gQ
>>57300972
桜が綺麗だけど白人は2010年代後半になってやっと桜を敬う文化を理解できたってマジ?
>>57301140
別に日本人だって「桜は綺麗だなー」って思うくらいで敬ったりしなくねえ?
>>57301007
>>57301140
>2010
偽白人国のアジア系市民だが2005年以来ですよ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Cherry_Blossom_Festival
実はまだ梅と桜の見分けがつかないよ
>>57301382
どっちもピンクで似てるもんねー
穴マンはお花見体験した?
>>57301510
木の下に座って友達と一緒に酔いつぶれた経験ならある
why is my pussy wet all the time??
>>57299904
Hmm I see, thanks man. I prefer my own bathroom, but I can share as well if it means cheap board.
I'm either thinking of Japan or Korea right now, I have a week or two to decide, I hate making these decisions.
酔う王を追おうよ
魚は人
>>57301942
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!!!
>>57301613
Because you're hot.
>>57301956
>>7
>>3
>>0
>>1
>>9
>>5
>>6
>>57301976
蚊は加賀の川に住むが蛾は加賀にはいない
>>57302163
漢字って便利ね!
>>57302039
カナダ人は人じゃない
Why is it so hard to start studying?
>>57302273
Probably because you're a fat lazy neet
If you're a Bernie supporter, then will you vote for Hillary once he inevitably loses?
Why not vote for Trump in the general election if he is also anti-establishment?
The media smears him and Bernie.
今日の天気はどうかな...
>>57302220
そう。
葉っぱである
>>57302318
Det regnar i Yokohama idag
>>57298044
日本のテレビに出てくる白人や黒人だってそんなもんだろ。
ボビー・オロゴンなんてそのために演出してるとのことだし
>>57302565
リア充消エ失セロォォｯ
手マン
手コキ
足コキ
クンニ
フェラ
パイズリ
異物挿入
素股
オーラルセックス
>>57302380
I tokyo med
>>57302565
sex utan förspel går inte. De är orimligt
>>57302638
勉強が捗ってますね。
>>57302638
着衣コキどこ
>>57302683
How much do you know about this list?
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B2%E3%82%A4%E7%94%A8%E8%AA%9E
>>57299991
Literally USA let them exist, so called 'freedom'.
During Great Japanese Empire they would have been jailed.
男娼になってしまった。。。
>>57302748
ざっと目を通して、5割ほど・・・かな
>>57302748
>トコロテン
>陰茎を直接刺激せずに、肛門から前立腺の奥の精嚢を刺激することで射精すること。
>前立腺への刺激だけでは快感(ドライオーガズム)は得られても射精はしない。
>アナルセックスだけでなく、パートナーによる指や器具での刺激やオナニーでも可能である。
>全ての男性がトコロテンするわけではなく、個人差がある
I wanna try it.
>>57302849
ノンケだけど3割くらいだった
本番行為(本番)(性行為)
ペッティング
クンニリングス(クンニ)
顔面騎乗
アニリングス
素股
パイズリ
手淫
オナニー
手マン
手コキ
アナニー
アナルフィスト
足コキ
フェラチオ(フェラ)(尺八)
玉舐め
イラマチオ
ディープスロート
バキュームフェラ
お掃除フェラ
一人尺八
ごっくん(精飲)
ぶっかけ
飲尿
マン拓
剃毛
アナルセックス
オーラルセックス
フィストファック
スカルファック
着衣セックス
ハメ撮り
3P
スワッピング
テレフォンセックス
スカトロ
>>57302908
膣内射精(中出し)(種付け)
>>57302851
頑張って
前立腺を見つけるのがめっちゃ難しいよ
初めてのおもちゃを買って探ることなく当てられるようになったのは2年間くらいかかったよ。
その個人差のせいで試行錯誤でやるしかない
>>57302892
ノンケは?読む前に知ってた単語か?
>種付け
maximum lewd
>>57302969
おい、メイドさん、種付けしませんか?
>>57302908
高校時代の交換留学生もナンパの仕方とエロ単語だけはえらく積極的に勉強していたな...
>>57302976
>ノンケは?読む前に知ってた単語か?
Yes. I guess "nonke" is generally well known word to net user.
>>57303027
授業でエロ単語を学べません
>>57303065
ゲイ用語に詳しくなりたいならdanjirimaturiでググってゲイ動画を見よう。全部出ます。
腐マンコ好きなの?
腐マンコを食べたことある?
>>57302291
fugg
今イワシのかば焼き(消費期限2/1)ってのを冷凍庫から出してうなぎのたれをかけてごはんと丼にして食べてるけど、青ネギ、キムチと一緒に食べても臭みがひどい。。。
魚介類大好きなのに。。。おなかいっぱいだわ。
>>57303090
JAV
世界がゲイでいっぱいになってほしい
Conjugations for verbs makes it feel like my vocab list just tripped.
>>57303325
そんな世界になったら、ツァーリボンバを世界中に落としてほしい。
>>57303325
出生率低下により人類は滅ぶ!
>>57303355
ノンケが残っている場所にね
>>57303134
マンコは何?お菓子?
僕のチンコは格安だ
>>57303438
お菓子みたいです
>>57303446
>格安
how much?
>>57303480
四百万円
>>57303502
つまり400万円払えば君の子孫を根絶やしにできるということかね?
>>57303396
>滅ぶ
しないよ。それは残りのノンケとバイの人に託せば余裕
>>57303529
400万円払えば、あなたのケツの穴の中で出します
(女性専用)
>>57303354
iktf bro
今日の単語
タマヒュン
ハロー、私は外国人DESU
元気デスカ
>>57303655
ワイトピッグゴーホーム
>>57303687
アイ アム ホーム
>>57303318
男マンコを触りたいだ
きっとそれは世界の奇跡だよね
I hope that gay couples will get the ability to make a baby.
>>57303655
どこから来やがった?
>>57303761
Make a baby?
Thread music:
https://youtu.be/AKdGtCAa3PQ
>>57303805
それはどうでもいいんでしょう?大事なのはこれからどこに行くことです
What's going on.. It's totally a homo thread
LITTLE
JAP
E_______
>>57303805
フランスです
フランスバッグを持って来たわ
>>57303859
申ホN
Japanese thread music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzRIFEuKFVM
>>57303877
4百万円持ってる?
さっきコンビニで日本語がつたないアジア人店員に途中からバンバン品物持ってくるタイ人みたいなのの後ろで5分くらい待たされる最悪な状況にあった
うっぜえええええ
天気が良くないな。
晴れないかな
>>57303932
このスレホモだっかだよ!
>>57303941
>the pic
kek
>>57303952
逆に考えるんだ
妄想に費やせる時間ができてよかったじゃないか
さくらさくら
>>57303952
外人が空港に着いたらマナー教習させないといかんな
BIG
JAPANESE
DE__
>>57304022
や移糞
>>57304067
Chinese jobs are almost subcontracts from Japanese tasks.
>>57303984
こっちも曇りで風が冷たい
>>57303952
それな
俺の住んでる町は中国の観光客がなぜか多くてタイミングを下手すればコンビニが中国人の群れで動けなくなる
>>57303941
your report wasn't effective, anon... (>>57304067)
>>57304065
>マナー教習
バンバン品物はマナー違反ですか
>>57304096
散ってしまう前に晴れてほしい。
雨とか降り出したら全部落ちてしまうわ
Weird question, but when talking about underwear, does someone saying 尻めくれて収まってないぞ mean "You've got your underwear riding up your ass(crack)!" or I'm I just off and/or missing something?
>>57304129
へんたい!出ていけ!
>>57304081
post your sources jap, you always say things like this but never post any sources
>>57304109
please, the jannies aren't even awake at this time. Even if they were, it takes me like 2 seconds to change my IP
BETA
JAP
KEKOLDS
How long will it be before the jap/gaijin birthrate is higher than the jap/jap birthrate?
What is the point of phonetic kanji
names like 麻衣子 and 亜久里 don't even mean anything
>>57304129
>I'm I just off
how do I translate this into Japanese?
>>57304125
ここまだ咲いてないから降っても構わんが、このあと自転車を気持ちよく乗りたいから降るなら夜になってからください
>>57304243
he meant "am I just off"
太鼓と尺八がうっぜぇぇぇええええ
>>57304243
I guess the meaning is "Am i off the correct track" in other words "Have i got it wrong?"
>>57304155
>posting no effective comments every day
what a shit life
>>57304354
Nobody has yet to prove me wrong, you japs are too proud. Just admit China is better than you and I'll stop posting.
>>57304167
Look up ateji.
>>57304275
>>57304296
thanks I get it
>>57304129
that means "I can see your underwear because your skirt is turned up" it depends on the context tho
>>57304245
そっかまだ大丈夫か。
でも休日のうちに晴れてほしいな
>>57304155
http://www.chinalaborwatch.org/report/90
I made a mistake.
Indeed, Chinese jobs are subcontracts from Korean companies.
>>57304129
or "I can see your ass because your underweare i too small to cover your ass"
anyway that depends on the context...
>>57304518
Where are you getting "I can see" if I might ask? And if you can tell me, how should I interpret the ないぞ at the end (since I assume it isn't actually a negative in this case)?
>>57304663
because an ass or underwear isn't rarely seen
the sentence implies he is glad to see her ass/underwear I guess
中国って支払いが先払いなんだよ。
でも昨今のcomputing workflowが事前に正しい時間見積もりが出来るはずはなく、
十年以先行していた日本でさえそうなのだから、
きっとその皺寄せ分は、さらに末端の下請けの過当労働によって賄われていると考えられる。
中間層は潤っているが中国の末端は地獄だと思う。
エロ画像貼ったる
>Still do not know what tablet to buy
I want to buy an air 2 but I cant really commit since I honestly do not know what I am buying
Is this a pun for delicious うめえ。or is it just supposed to be plum with an e.
I am going to cum, anon. I am going to cum.
>>57305265
Just ram it in
>>57305265
思いっ切りぶち込め
>>57305045
たうんはうす?
>>57305221
just a pun
Jam it in right now, you disgusting anime nerd!
>>57305221
Thats a great pun. Jesus fuck I'm laughing so hard.
さっき生徒に「厚切りジェーソンみたいな声してるね」と言われた
ちょっと痛い
>>57305528
>>57305496
Yay ありがとう
>>57305221
梅干しを食べるオーストラリア人...
>>57305560
btw teach me a nice pun in English anon
>>57305618
My penis is like a submarine
Hard, long and full of sea men
魚を食べると頭がよくなる
魚を食べると体にいいのさぁー
>>57305632
魚を食べるとホモのレベルを上げることができる
