>his country is so shit that Napoleon didn't even bothered to conquer it
What is your excuse portugal?
>>57237618
he did and he failed
He couldn't do shit
Got his ass kicked
We aren't beta sissys like the german "males"
>Napoleon didn't even bothered to conquer it
This uezs, Portugal is irrelevant
>>57237618
>Napoleon couldn't even conquer the Eastern Germans
FFS can't the French do anything right?
>>57239149
He actually tried though.
How are we irrelevant?
French and German """"""""""men"""""""""" are just sissy nu male subhumans.
You would make good traps for BPC (Big Portuguese Cock)
>>57239217
>
>>57237618
napoleon failed multiple times actually
fucking loser lmao
>>57239217
I want you to BARBOSIZE me... <3
>>57239316
>self measured
No wonder the most insecure countries also happen to have the biggest penises for some strange reason
France dont lie, you know your men are beta males who could only dream of sucking a juicy BPC.
When the British and Portuguese team up, they can't be beaten
>>57239405
r u a hot boii
i will be ur bf
>>57239149
Learn your history fag
>>57239429
:*
portuguese boipucci belongs to bbc (big british cock) as well
>>57239429
t. Kerry Perry
>>57239525
Good post, Ms Bullock
>>57239513
speak for yourself mate.
>>57239429
Britain and Portugal and Russia and Prussia and Austria and Italy and Spain and Krautz in general and, and, and...
Why are french and portuguese so butthurt at each other?
>>57239576
>unironically finding women attractive
aiight
kys la
>>57239217
>>57239611
Fuggg me want trap barbosetta
>>57239590
The french nu-males can't grasp at Portuguese superiority
We are the only true supreme warmongers
>>57239608
>Proud to be a fag
Just die
>>57237618
Same with Mecklenburg...not like the Empereur missed anything there
>>57239611
fucking disgusting on all levels
>>57239590
We don't give a shit about Portugal. They're completely irrelevant.
>>57239717
Saxe-Coburg's probably deployed more redcoats there then people was living in mecklenburg at the time.
>>57237618
We raped their women.
We marched into Paris with our british bros...
>>57239611
Nice. Portuguese immigrants here are just like that.
>>57240069
>Brits
>your bros
Lel
>>57240115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Portuguese_Alliance
>is the oldest alliance in the world that is still in force
They just came to freeload over here.
>>57240115
We have helped each other an awful lot
Napoleon did conquer it though.
It is just that they couldn't do much because their fucking king, his family and his whole court escaped to Brazil lmao
>>57239590
actually we get along just fine, this is just bantz
>Portugal wins against Napoleon
>Portugal becomes a colony of Brazil and the capital of Potugal becomes Rio de Janeiro
CAN'T
>>57239611
omfg
>>57240174
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1890_British_Ultimatum
you can't trust the eternal anglo when will you learn
>>57240610
Fucking pussy ass no good for nothing nobles.
>>57240681
that's why we didn't do nothing in the 2nd world war
in the first we only went because the regime (a new republic) was desperate to appeal to international opinions
>>57240610
here we go again with this meme...
>>57237618
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsular_War
>>57240610
REINO UNIDO
lrn 2 reed god bless
>>57240681
And trust who?
The eternal castelhano?
>>57240610
> HUEHUEHUE
Let us know when Lulz da Silva is out of there.
>>57240820
t. fag
>>57240681
The help we gave to Portugal throughout history far outweighs that.
>>57240865
>são pardo
>>57240115
They are our only friends ;-;
>>57240865
Lá nas quebrada onde eu moro mano tem um ponto de onibus e um vendedor de goiaba né. E aà um dia eu tinha um e cinquenta e ali eu tava morrendo de fome e eu fiquei pensando caraca vei, será que eu pego o onibus ou será que eu compro a goiaba né? E aà eu comprei a goiaba bicho goiaba sucolente goiaba gigante isso aà eu tava morrendo de fome e chegou a hora em que eu fui mordê aquela goiaba. E aà dois maluco alà na frente me chamaram, falaram chega ai chega ai chega ai mano chega ai. Aà eu falei qual é que qui foi bicho aà o cara tás com a mão na minha goiaba, bicho pegou minha goiaba falei CARALHO MOÇO CE PEGOU MINHA GOIABA. Ai o cara falou já era goiaba aà mano já era goiaba aà pegou e mordeu minha goiaba falei CARALHOCEMORDEUMINHAGOIABA o gajo depois disse já era já era. Lá nas quebrada onde eu moro mano tem um ponto de onibus e um vendedor de goiaba né. E aà um dia eu tinha um e cinquenta e ali eu tava morrendo de fome e eu fiquei pensando caraca vei, será que eu pego o onibus ou será que eu compro a goiaba né? E aà eu comprei a goiaba bicho goiaba sucolente goiaba gigante isso aà eu tava morrendo de fome e chegou a hora em que eu fui mordê aquela goiaba. E aà dois maluco alà na frente me chamaram, falaram chega ai chega ai chega ai mano chega ai. Aà eu falei qual é que qui foi bicho aà o cara tás com a mão na minha goiaba, bicho pegou minha goiaba falei CARALHO MOÇO CE PEGOU MINHA GOIABA. Ai o cara falou já era goiaba aà mano já era goiaba aà pegou e mordeu minha goiaba falei CARALHOCEMORDEUMINHAGOIABA o gajo depois disse já era já era goiaba sai fora mano sai fora. Aà eu saà fora, CARALHO MANO o cara roubou minha goiaba... Aà eu sai fora CARALHO MANO cara roubou minha goiaba...
>>57240865
t. macaco
>>57237618
>mfw russia wrecked the fuck out of napoleon and because of his defeat at waterloo a year later belgium ended up forming
Thanks Napoleon.
>>57241082
When you think about it the UK has consistently been Belgium's greatest ally, so why don't you like us?
>>57239316
Yeah France being little more than 80% white sure doesn't have anything to do with that :^)
>>57240681
P
>>57241245
>poirot
>buying those tintin merchs
it's true
>>57241245
I'm fine with the UK familia, other than the fact that you fuckers are trying to ruin the EU by going your own way.
And personally, i'm not okay with the Dutch taking the northern Belgian bank along the Schelde. Every single trading boat that goes to Antwerp has to pay a toll to the Netherlands because of this shit. It's hurting my ass tbf fem.
>>57241292
>Sweden talking about whiteness
>>57241467
I'm not Swedish I'm a Finn here for work you li'l cuck. Would have namefagged but it's impossible atm. Besides Sweden is still statistically whiter than France.
>>57241352
> poirot is awesome
> tintin is awesome
> gauffres de liége are awesome
> beer is awesome
> why the fuck are you selling chocolate and chips in the Grand Plaza???
>>57241430
>mfw if all the british heirs to the throne suddenly all die, our king could inherit the UK
>>57241430
Well I support staying in the EU but I also defend our policy of being 'semi-detached' because it should be recognised that full integration is not for everyone and pretending otherwise will cause more harm than good.
Regarding the Dutch, I'd be happy to see them lose some more territory. We should continue to relieve them of coastline until they return what remains of the Royal George.
>>57241576
This kind of situation used to cause massive wars back in the day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Spanish_Succession
>>57241604
>tfw belgium at some point was the second most powerful industrialized and richest cunt tree after the uk in the world
Best feel.
>>57241692
Yes, during the Pax Britannica before the Germans ruined everything.
>According to Larry Zuckerman, the German occupation far exceeded the constraints international law imposed on an occupying power. A heavy-handed German military administration sought to regulate every detail of daily life, both on a personal level with travel restraints and collective punishment, and on the economic level by harnessing the Belgian industry to German advantage and by levying repetitive massive indemnities on the Belgian provinces.[2] Before the war Belgium was the sixth largest economy in the world, but the Germans destroyed the Belgian economy so thoroughly, by dismantling industries and transporting the equipment and machinery to Germany, that it never regained its pre-war level. More than 100,000 Belgian workers were forcibly deported to Germany to work in the war economy, and to Northern France to build roads and other military facilities to the German army.[2]
Don't worry though, the Eternal Anglo, Eternal W*ll**n and Eternal Fl*m*sh will have the last laugh.
>>57241523
Oh yeah insult me you sweet bastard, it makes me feel horny
>Sweden is still statistically whiter than France.
Not for long
>>57240174
> pink map
Literally "cuck: the nation"
there should be a thing like "CHI CA NO" but for arabs and to be used on france, germany and sweden because they are annoying as fuck
>>57241997
alberto
>>57242030
oh shit
>>57242030
FUCK
CONFIRMED
HES HERE
>>57241847
>mfw eternal bruxellois
We will make the butthurt molenbeekoi ape jihadis blow up other cunts, put them down and rule europe with an iron fist.
This is the potential power Brussels holds. Europe is ours.
>>57242030
HOLY SHIT
MR BARBOSA HE COMING HE COMING TO THIS TOWN
>>57242069
Damn right, caralho.
Barbosa incoming
>>57242030
Glorious
>>57242030
>>57242030
>>57242146
>alberto martin
>alberto martosa
>alberto bartosa
>alberto barbosa
1 legendary man
4 permutations
16 minutes past eleven
01/04/16
It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>57242030
>>57242030
ebic
>>57242362
>Anne Garrison
The prophecy has foretold the coming of Alberto!
Thanks rule 63 Ben Garrison
>>57242030
I've been asleep for the past 10 hours. Has a single anon gotten Barbosa yet?
>>57243120
nope
>>57243120
Didn't see any yet
>be Netherlands
>single handedly waterloo napooleon
ayyy
>>57243194
napoo in the waterloo
>>57243160
>>57243187
Fuck that's gay. I'll be pissed at G00k and the admins if they didn't add that name to the pool.
>>57242030
>>57243235
Take napoo to the loo.
>>57240944
We're not your enemies
YOU want to destroy us
Barbosa
>>57237618
Cuz it's wasnt real war and french were busy fhighting agaisnt everyone in central europe
If Napoleon wanted too he could easily invaded britain and Portugal.
>>57243651
he did and he lost
>>57243651
>Napoleon easily could have invaded Britain and Portugal
>>57242030
THE KANG HAS ARRIVED
>Napoleon lost against Alberto Barbossa
FTFY
>>57242362
>>57242030
HE HAS COME
OUR KING, OUR EMPEROR
HAIL ALBERTO BARBOSA!!!
>>57242030
HE HAS AWOKEN
>Martin
FRANCE BTFO
>>57242030
>Martin
HA, THEIR KHAN IS FRENCH
>>57243651
Haha and in the WW2 threads they say Hitler could have easily invaded Britain.
If it was so easy why didn't they do it? Napoleon could have won the war on the continent by invading Britain because the British were financing the whole thing. If he had taken Britain he wouldn't have had to invade Russia.
>>57243931
proving therefore that france is arab
>>57237618
German cuck is buttmad of having been conquered by us.
Germanistan was always buttmad against France, so buttmad that they started the most disastrous war of all times.
We are latin not germanic and we are proud of not being part of your weak cuck race of cold people without humour.
>be French
>"muh Grande Armée hon hon hon"
>"we will crush ze Portuguese!"
>get BTFO by Portuguese guerillas
>try again
>get BTFO by Portuguese and British armies
>try yet again
>"ze third time is ze charm!"
>get BTFO by the Duke of Wellington
HAHA HAHA HAHA
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>57242030
Are you him?
>>57244076
> don't sweat le baguette
>>57243964
>Brits being kikes
>>57244076
Well, buttfucking big countries is easier...
That's funny, tiny countries always manage to win wars : Britain (well, it's a fucking island with a ((very)) good navy, after all), Portugal, Netherlands...
>>57242030
.t alberto "martin" barbosa
>>57244283
>Brits being kikes
Economic power is key to winning wars m8
>>57244362
tiny countries only exist because they've managed to do so by putting up a fight. people go like "why didn't spain annex portugal? ffs spain", but believe me they tried and they didn't accomplish much.
>>57244515
Portugal probably has the most impressive military history, in Europe...after France :^)
>>57244787
napoleon was a fucking mastermind
>>57244787
examples?
>>57244013
>5% Niggers
>10% Arabs
>"stans" somebody
LEL
>>57244956
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Conquerors-Portugal-seized-Indian-forged/dp/0571290892/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1459553657&sr=8-1&keywords=portuguese+empire
>>57245036
>conquering niggers with sticks
>impressive military history
We were best buds with Napoleon, shame the republic we founded didn't last long and the invasion of Britain didn't go through. We were the only foreign legion in the French military to receive a golden eagle.
>>57245165
Heh you should read the book
>>57239217
>BPC
le forced meme from PIDF
kek, clean my toilet, fggt
>>57242030
t. Alberto Martin Barbosa
>>57244013
6 Weeks
W
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k
s
>>57242030
>>57244013
>We are latin not germanic
Piss off m8
>>57244013
We are many things stop trying to put us in one single category
>>57245165
>seized the indian ocean
>niggers
Were you trying to look stupid? Cuz it worked
well he took egypt , which as you all know is rightful turkish clay
but;
>the turks can be killed, but they can never be conquered.
>give me a turkish army. i will conquer world.
t.napoleon
>>57246416
you can literally say the same shit about cockroaches and it still holds true
>>57246442
>give me a cockroach army. i will conquer world,
coming for your black ass
>>57242030
Close enough.
>>57239429
>Kerry Perry
This name thing is great for finding out cool names.
>>57237618
It's in the name.
>poortugal
>>57246678
>Lionel Moses
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>57239316
I don't trust this map anyway it's not always accurate I'm English and have a 18cm cock so hey
>>57247004
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>57237618
He conquered it but the Portuguese fled to Brazil so they could say "NUH-UH YOU DIDN'T BEAT ME" and he didn't want to chase them across the atlantic into HUE HUE jungle land when he had more important things to attend to
>>57247442
it's exclusively for young paki boys, I'm reverse Cucking, sorry
>>57247490
It's ok I was asking for my wife's son anyway
>>57247524
what's he like? might let him have a cheeky nibble
